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Organizers:
Dr. Doo-Doo
"Rejoice and be glad … thou shalt be drunken and make thyself naked." —Lamentations 4:21
Texas Crab Hash by Dick the Boy Wonder 2015
10/01 07:00 PM to 10/04 07:00 PM
A Hash Campout
Cost: $85
Hash to Live
Texas Crab Hash
Live to Hash
★ It's the Twenty-Turd Analversary of the Texas Crab Hash!
The All‑Inclusive Texas Crab Hash 2015 Weekend
is October 1–4!
★ There will be:
• Daily hash events!
• Dark and light beer!
• All your meals!
• Disco stage!
• A lake!
• Beer!
• Island of Lesbian Delight!™
• Booze!
• Entertainment!
• Beer!
• Margaritas!
• Beer!
• A seafood dinner that will be out of this world!
★ Advance registration is $85. You can also pay $105 with cash or by credit card on-site with limited gimmies. Please no checks on-site! For prepaid registrations, the gimmie bag will have a Bad-Ass Crab Hash Surprise™!
★ D'erections:
• From Houston Hobby (HOU) (not Bush IAH) Airport, go west (right) 0.6 miles on Airport road.
• Turn south (left) on Telephone Road for 2.4 miles.
• Go right on Almeda‑Genoa Road for 0.7 miles. The right turn on Almeda‑Genoa Road is one block past Almeda‑Genoa Road on the left.
• Turn left into the grassy entrance and look for flour!
Hash to Live
Texas Crab Hash
Live to Hash
Friday's theme is Rock-n-Roll Fantasy and Animal Prints and rock out to our live band Friday night! Saturday night's theme is Lingerie Disco! 70's dance and disco with a pole dance boogie-down—we will be playing that Funky Music all night long!
Your bedroll for covered floor camping or set up a tent; If you are flying-in from out-of-town you can borrow a tent! Water toys; Swimsuit (?) Lots of towels; Your own Drinking Vessel
Start Location Details
Schedule of Events
Pre-lube at Chad's: 7500 Cullen Boulevard, Houston, TX 77051!
Kegs tapped!
Beer!
Frozen drinks!
Hash crawl!
Dinner!
Live music!
The margarita machine and kegs will be going all day!
Friday's theme is Rock-n-Roll Fantasy and Animal Prints! Think sexy animal prints and costumes to rock out to our live band Friday night!
Daytime playtime is be ready to get dirty!
Brunch!
Texas Crab Hash hash!
Frozen drinks (It's Hot as Hell in Houston™)!
Seafood feast!
Lingerie disco!
Midnight naked hash!
Late night supper buffet!
Saturday night's theme is Lingerie Disco! 70's dance and disco with a pole dance boogie-down—we will be playing that Funky Music all night long!
Breakfast tacos!
Lazy Bimbo hash!
Frozen screwdrivers (ahhhh!)!
H4 trail!
Public Event
including:
Dumb Cumpster
Ho Ho Hummer
(Samurai H3)
Cunt Shut Up
(SAH3)
Pretzel
Horsefli Drivebi
(H4 )
Land of MILF and Honey
BALL BARKER
Community Skank
Cougar Wrestler
(MemphisH3)
Bobbit N WeaveIt
(Lubbock H3)
Pick A Hole
(BORDER JUMPER)
Ita Peterson
WhoTheFuckIs Chip?
(DFW H3)
Ramrod
(Houston H3)
Fucking Shyster
(EPH3)
Cougarrand
(Houston H3)
Skippy
OSAMA Bin Hashing
Yellow Rose of Texas
queso raw, so raw
(alamo city humpin...)
Reverse Queefer
(Brass Monkey H3, H4)
Penis Colada
(Tucson jHavelina HHH)
Dick the Boy Wonder
RIP
(H4)
2-Mennonite
(Houston Hash Hous...)
Pink on The Inside
Wreath Around
Jedi Mind Wank
Just Erika
Little Ring Riding Hood
freddy mercury cant play kickball
(kiss my hash h3)
Outside Cat
HUNG DADDY TUTU
Little Stick
(Houston Hash)
Kane in the Arse
Nice Spread
Cock Guzzling English Infidel
(Kiss My H3)
JERRY'Z KIDD
(SAH3)
Just 4 Men
(H4)
Entreporner
Hoot Are You
(Brass Monkey H3)
Sac N Ja Weiner Out
(Lubbock H3)
HillBilly
Shit Happens
(Happy Heretics H3)
Ludicrous Lush
(shekou hash house...)
Tater Tits
Caught Red Handed
(H4)
BuzzKill
Sweet Teets
(SAH3)
Epic Fail
(H4)
Ate Hurr Krabs Owt
Gorilla Loves the Fist
(BJH3 )
Nappy Headed Homo
(MastRUbastion)
Ditch Bitch
(SAH3)
BadMoon Rising
Li'l Chicken Choker
(Grapevine Quarter...)
Burning Rubber
(Houston H3)
Sleazy Baked Lovin'
(San Antonio H3)
Bump Her Stick Her
(KAW H3)
Mark Peterson
Ham Strokers Cunt Trackula
(lubbock h3)
Catamite
(Houston HHH)
Dickrectionallychallenged
(H4)
Easy Bake
(eaTme BCSH3)
Twinkle Toes
(Pyropolis Hash Ho...)
Thumbass
(SAH3)
Porta-Hottie
(TexASS)
Just Alex
(KAW!H3)
Just Aaron
(eATMe BCS H3)
Chopped Liver
(Houston H3)
Dick Lover
(Tch3)
Bacon Drippn's
Dirty Deeds
JackOff theRigor
(CoonASS H3)
Just Carlos
(H4)
Spin Cycle
(H4 )
...He's Still Limping
Shut the Fúçk Up, Special Fred
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