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Organizers:
Dr. Doo-Doo
"Rejoice and be glad … thou shalt be drunken and make thyself naked." —Lamentations 4:21
Texas Crab Hash by Dick the Boy Wonder 2015
10/01 07:00 PM to 10/04 07:00 PM
A Hash Campout
Cost: $85
Hash to Live
Texas Crab Hash
Live to Hash
★ It's the Twenty-Turd Analversary of the Texas Crab Hash!
The All‑Inclusive Texas Crab Hash 2015 Weekend
is October 1–4!
★ There will be:
• Daily hash events!
• Dark and light beer!
• All your meals!
• Disco stage!
• A lake!
• Beer!
• Island of Lesbian Delight!™
• Booze!
• Entertainment!
• Beer!
• Margaritas!
• Beer!
• A seafood dinner that will be out of this world!
★ Advance registration is $85. You can also pay $105 with cash or by credit card on-site with limited gimmies. Please no checks on-site! For prepaid registrations, the gimmie bag will have a Bad-Ass Crab Hash Surprise™!
★ D'erections:
• From Houston Hobby (HOU) (not Bush IAH) Airport, go west (right) 0.6 miles on Airport road.
• Turn south (left) on Telephone Road for 2.4 miles.
• Go right on Almeda‑Genoa Road for 0.7 miles. The right turn on Almeda‑Genoa Road is one block past Almeda‑Genoa Road on the left.
• Turn left into the grassy entrance and look for flour!
Hash to Live
Texas Crab Hash
Live to Hash
Friday's theme is Rock-n-Roll Fantasy and Animal Prints and rock out to our live band Friday night! Saturday night's theme is Lingerie Disco! 70's dance and disco with a pole dance boogie-down—we will be playing that Funky Music all night long!
Your bedroll for covered floor camping or set up a tent; If you are flying-in from out-of-town you can borrow a tent! Water toys; Swimsuit (?) Lots of towels; Your own Drinking Vessel
Start Location Details
Schedule of Events
Pre-lube at Chad's: 7500 Cullen Boulevard, Houston, TX 77051!
Kegs tapped!
Beer!
Frozen drinks!
Hash crawl!
Dinner!
Live music!
The margarita machine and kegs will be going all day!
Friday's theme is Rock-n-Roll Fantasy and Animal Prints! Think sexy animal prints and costumes to rock out to our live band Friday night!
Daytime playtime is be ready to get dirty!
Brunch!
Texas Crab Hash hash!
Frozen drinks (It's Hot as Hell in Houston™)!
Seafood feast!
Lingerie disco!
Midnight naked hash!
Late night supper buffet!
Saturday night's theme is Lingerie Disco! 70's dance and disco with a pole dance boogie-down—we will be playing that Funky Music all night long!
Breakfast tacos!
Lazy Bimbo hash!
Frozen screwdrivers (ahhhh!)!
H4 trail!
Public Event
including:
Ho Ho Hummer
(Samurai H3)
Bacon Drippn's
Kane in the Arse
Ate Hurr Krabs Owt
Bump Her Stick Her
(KAW H3)
Jedi Mind Wank
Cunt Shut Up
(SAH3)
Cougarrand
(Houston H3)
Ita Peterson
Pick A Hole
(BORDER JUMPER)
Nappy Headed Homo
(MastRUbastion)
RIP
(H4)
JackOff theRigor
(CoonASS H3)
Li'l Chicken Choker
(Grapevine Quarter...)
Yellow Rose of Texas
Thumbass
(SAH3)
Outside Cat
Epic Fail
(H4)
Fucking Shyster
(EPH3)
Dickrectionallychallenged
(H4)
Pretzel
Ditch Bitch
(SAH3)
Just Alex
(KAW!H3)
Hoot Are You
(Brass Monkey H3)
Easy Bake
(eaTme BCSH3)
Spin Cycle
(H4 )
Dick Lover
(Tch3)
Sweet Teets
(SAH3)
Little Stick
(Houston Hash)
WhoTheFuckIs Chip?
(DFW H3)
Just Carlos
(H4)
Penis Colada
(Tucson jHavelina HHH)
Tater Tits
Horsefli Drivebi
(H4 )
HillBilly
Cougar Wrestler
(MemphisH3)
Dirty Deeds
Little Ring Riding Hood
Entreporner
Twinkle Toes
(Pyropolis Hash Ho...)
Ramrod
(Houston H3)
Caught Red Handed
(H4)
Dumb Cumpster
Ludicrous Lush
(shekou hash house...)
Shut the Fúçk Up, Special Fred
Cock Guzzling English Infidel
(Kiss My H3)
Reverse Queefer
(Brass Monkey H3, H4)
BALL BARKER
BadMoon Rising
freddy mercury cant play kickball
(kiss my hash h3)
Nice Spread
Land of MILF and Honey
Just Erika
Shit Happens
(Happy Heretics H3)
Bobbit N WeaveIt
(Lubbock H3)
Gorilla Loves the Fist
(BJH3 )
Dick the Boy Wonder
Ham Strokers Cunt Trackula
(lubbock h3)
Burning Rubber
(Houston H3)
Skippy
2-Mennonite
(Houston Hash Hous...)
Porta-Hottie
(TexASS)
Sac N Ja Weiner Out
(Lubbock H3)
Mark Peterson
Wreath Around
JERRY'Z KIDD
(SAH3)
Sleazy Baked Lovin'
(San Antonio H3)
queso raw, so raw
(alamo city humpin...)
Community Skank
Just Aaron
(eATMe BCS H3)
...He's Still Limping
Catamite
(Houston HHH)
Pink on The Inside
HUNG DADDY TUTU
Chopped Liver
(Houston H3)
Just 4 Men
(H4)
OSAMA Bin Hashing
BuzzKill
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