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Organizers:
Dr. Doo-Doo
"Rejoice and be glad … thou shalt be drunken and make thyself naked." —Lamentations 4:21
Texas Crab Hash by Dick the Boy Wonder 2015
10/01 07:00 PM to 10/04 07:00 PM
A Hash Campout
Cost: $85
Hash to Live
Texas Crab Hash
Live to Hash
★ It's the Twenty-Turd Analversary of the Texas Crab Hash!
The All‑Inclusive Texas Crab Hash 2015 Weekend
is October 1–4!
★ There will be:
• Daily hash events!
• Dark and light beer!
• All your meals!
• Disco stage!
• A lake!
• Beer!
• Island of Lesbian Delight!™
• Booze!
• Entertainment!
• Beer!
• Margaritas!
• Beer!
• A seafood dinner that will be out of this world!
★ Advance registration is $85. You can also pay $105 with cash or by credit card on-site with limited gimmies. Please no checks on-site! For prepaid registrations, the gimmie bag will have a Bad-Ass Crab Hash Surprise™!
★ D'erections:
• From Houston Hobby (HOU) (not Bush IAH) Airport, go west (right) 0.6 miles on Airport road.
• Turn south (left) on Telephone Road for 2.4 miles.
• Go right on Almeda‑Genoa Road for 0.7 miles. The right turn on Almeda‑Genoa Road is one block past Almeda‑Genoa Road on the left.
• Turn left into the grassy entrance and look for flour!
Hash to Live
Texas Crab Hash
Live to Hash
Friday's theme is Rock-n-Roll Fantasy and Animal Prints and rock out to our live band Friday night! Saturday night's theme is Lingerie Disco! 70's dance and disco with a pole dance boogie-down—we will be playing that Funky Music all night long!
Your bedroll for covered floor camping or set up a tent; If you are flying-in from out-of-town you can borrow a tent! Water toys; Swimsuit (?) Lots of towels; Your own Drinking Vessel
Start Location Details
Schedule of Events
Pre-lube at Chad's: 7500 Cullen Boulevard, Houston, TX 77051!
Kegs tapped!
Beer!
Frozen drinks!
Hash crawl!
Dinner!
Live music!
The margarita machine and kegs will be going all day!
Friday's theme is Rock-n-Roll Fantasy and Animal Prints! Think sexy animal prints and costumes to rock out to our live band Friday night!
Daytime playtime is be ready to get dirty!
Brunch!
Texas Crab Hash hash!
Frozen drinks (It's Hot as Hell in Houston™)!
Seafood feast!
Lingerie disco!
Midnight naked hash!
Late night supper buffet!
Saturday night's theme is Lingerie Disco! 70's dance and disco with a pole dance boogie-down—we will be playing that Funky Music all night long!
Breakfast tacos!
Lazy Bimbo hash!
Frozen screwdrivers (ahhhh!)!
H4 trail!
Public Event
including:
Ham Strokers Cunt Trackula
(lubbock h3)
Pretzel
Twinkle Toes
(Pyropolis Hash Ho...)
Land of MILF and Honey
Cougar Wrestler
(MemphisH3)
2-Mennonite
(Houston Hash Hous...)
Just 4 Men
(H4)
BALL BARKER
Caught Red Handed
(H4)
Just Alex
(KAW!H3)
Epic Fail
(H4)
Pink on The Inside
queso raw, so raw
(alamo city humpin...)
Cunt Shut Up
(SAH3)
Li'l Chicken Choker
(Grapevine Quarter...)
Fucking Shyster
(EPH3)
Cock Guzzling English Infidel
(Kiss My H3)
...He's Still Limping
Community Skank
Reverse Queefer
(Brass Monkey H3, H4)
Dick the Boy Wonder
BuzzKill
Nappy Headed Homo
(MastRUbastion)
Shit Happens
(Happy Heretics H3)
Just Aaron
(eATMe BCS H3)
Bacon Drippn's
Penis Colada
(Tucson jHavelina HHH)
WhoTheFuckIs Chip?
(DFW H3)
RIP
(H4)
Mark Peterson
Outside Cat
Bump Her Stick Her
(KAW H3)
JERRY'Z KIDD
(SAH3)
Hoot Are You
(Brass Monkey H3)
Easy Bake
(eaTme BCSH3)
Sleazy Baked Lovin'
(San Antonio H3)
Skippy
Kane in the Arse
Porta-Hottie
(TexASS)
Chopped Liver
(Houston H3)
freddy mercury cant play kickball
(kiss my hash h3)
Dumb Cumpster
Tater Tits
Ramrod
(Houston H3)
Dick Lover
(Tch3)
Just Erika
Burning Rubber
(Houston H3)
OSAMA Bin Hashing
Sweet Teets
(SAH3)
Catamite
(Houston HHH)
Bobbit N WeaveIt
(Lubbock H3)
Jedi Mind Wank
Yellow Rose of Texas
Sac N Ja Weiner Out
(Lubbock H3)
Dickrectionallychallenged
(H4)
Little Ring Riding Hood
Shut the Fúçk Up, Special Fred
Ludicrous Lush
(shekou hash house...)
Wreath Around
Nice Spread
Dirty Deeds
Cougarrand
(Houston H3)
JackOff theRigor
(CoonASS H3)
Entreporner
Little Stick
(Houston Hash)
Pick A Hole
(BORDER JUMPER)
Thumbass
(SAH3)
Ita Peterson
Just Carlos
(H4)
BadMoon Rising
Gorilla Loves the Fist
(BJH3 )
Spin Cycle
(H4 )
Ate Hurr Krabs Owt
HUNG DADDY TUTU
Ditch Bitch
(SAH3)
HillBilly
Ho Ho Hummer
(Samurai H3)
Horsefli Drivebi
(H4 )
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