Step right up, you beautiful people who make questionable life choices – in other words, Hashers. Fall Festivus is rolling into town, and we’re turning a perfectly good patch of land into a full-blown adult carnival where dignity goes to die and stories are born.
This is a campout, which means you are 100% responsible for your own sleeping arrangements. Tent, camper, hammock, questionable life partner’s truck bed… we don’t judge. We will, however, remember.
The Vibe (or Lack of Shame)
The entire property is clothing optional. Read that again slowly. Optional. You will not pressure anyone into being nude but are absolutely welcome to be so!
Let’s be crystal clear: consent is NEVER optional. Keep your hands, eyes, and bad decisions where they belong unless invited otherwise. We’re degenerates, not animals.
Carnival of Bad Decisions
We are hoping each kennel will host at least one “game booth,” which means you’ll be testing your aim, coordination, and ability to make eye contact afterward. Think school carnival… if the school lost accreditation and replaced supervision with booze.
• Games of skill, chance, and deeply questionable judgment
• “Prizes” that will make you ask, “Why do I own this now?”
• Opportunities to win big or fail spectacularly in front of people who will absolutely talk about renaming you for it.
Accuracy helps. Lack of shame helps more.
Attractions You Didn’t Ask For
• Bounce House: Yes, there will be a bounce house. No, we cannot guarantee who “christened” it before you. Yes, you’re still going in.
• Trebuchet (Allegedly): Rumor has it we might be launching pumpkins… or at least things pumpkin-adjacent. Distance, accuracy, and poor decision-making encouraged.
• General Shenanigans: If it seems like a bad idea, it probably is, which means it’s definitely happening.
Food & Sustenance
If you have ever attended an event here, you know. It will be good.
Even for the veg heads and the glu-tards. Our love language is feeding you, so OPEN WIDE!
Cost
We’re setting this at $99, and trust us, we’re not thrilled about it either. The reality is we have no clue what anything is going to cost in six months, and we’d rather overestimate than end up passing the hat while someone’s half-naked in a lawn chair.
Here’s the deal:
We are actively trying to keep this as cheap as possible. If there’s money left over, it’s not lining anyone’s pockets. Attendees will vote, and it will be donated to a local charity. So worst case, you overpay slightly for a weekend of chaos. Best case, you party irresponsibly for a good cause.
Rego Information

Rego is not confirmed until you are also paid. Send payment to:

Paypal: sdh3mm@gmail.com
If you do not have PayPal please contact either Swinger or Snipples on Facebook to make arrangements. If that does not work, please email sdh3mm.gmail.com and we will get back to you.
Final Warning (Invitation)
Fall Festivus is not about winning games. It’s about showing up, leaning into the nonsense, and leaving with stories that get worse every time you tell them. We love our hashily and want to share some memories with you!
Come for the carnival.
Stay for the shenanigans.
Leave with “prizes”, fewer inhibitions, and a strong desire to never explain what happened.
On-On.
Swinger and Snipples!