Friday May 3 3:00 p.m. to Sunday May 5 12:00 p.m.
Cinco de Mayo!!!!!
Entertainment provided by On After Productions (OAP)!
Your registration goes for camping fees & “amenities.”
We guarantee plenty of beer, meals throughout the weekend, including Saturday breakfast, lunch and dinner, Sunday morning breakfast, beer, trail, shot stops (multiple)!, nekkidness (if you’re not shy), a fantastic gimme, and the use of all the resort facilities—hot tub, indoor and outdoor heated showers, pool, dance floor & DJ, bonfire, FOAM MACHINE PARTIES and delicious, cold beer!
Friday night: Camp setup and party!
Saturday: Naked Olympics, Naked Pirate hash, circle and FOAM!
Sunday: Tu-tu trail and on-outs!
CLOTHING IS OPTIONAL at the campground! You can’t wear clothes—at all—in the hot tub/pool—and please wear something on the ride over and during Saturday trail! No dogs, no firearms, no children!
NO DOGS—FOR REAL
What to Bring HEY! PAY ATTENTION!
This is a camping hash! You will need a tent, sleeping bag, pillow, towels, chair, bug spray, sunscreen, butt lube (?!?) and a drinking vessel!
Payment Damn it! How do I pay for this awesomeness???
Note: Your registration goes for camping fees & “amenities.”
Download the VENMO app, then send on VENMO to @BarebackFlyer.
or drop a check in the mail to:
4005 Nelson Ave
Sarasota, Florida 34231
NO DOGS—FOR REAL
Rectal Roommate (firstname.lastname@example.org) (313) 657-2142 or
Bareback Flyer (email@example.com) (941) 809-1329
Theme: Cinco de Mayo!!!!! and Kentucky Derby!
Stuff to Bring:
Tent, sleeping bag, pillow, towels, chair, bug spray, sunscreen, butt lube (?!?), a drinking vessel and dress-up (white dress, tu-tu, naked pirate, bachelor party)! NO DOGS FOR REAL
For those that have prepaid at FL/GA, we have your names. Please rego to add yourselves on the who's cumming. We will then mark you paid!
Suwannee Valley Resort