Cost: $69*
Lather on your sunscreen, ready your livers, and get excited about getting wet, because the Annual Madison Tubing Hash is about to set sail!
Your bundled rego price of just $69 gets you a campsite on or right near the Wisconsin river for Friday and Saturday night, all the firewood we can want, a float down the river in your own tube + lifejacket with beers, seltzers, water, and salty snacks included, and an after-party pool party at Trapper Pussy MD's. Individual options for camping-only ($40) and tubing-only ($40) are also available. Note that you're responsible for food and beverages beyond what is provided on the float; you can bring your own or purchase from the Tiki Bar right next to our campsite.
Make your payments via Venmo to @Madison-HHH prior to July 17 to secure your rego! Got questions? Email hare@madisonh3.com or join the Tubing Hash 2026! WhatsApp chat.
Camp food (Friday night, Saturday breakfast, Saturday night, Sunday breakfast), beverages (all except for your floating beverages), a tent, your swimsuit (at least for a little bit), your wildly impractical floating implements
Trader's Campground
We have camping sites 8 and 14 reserved. Campsite 8 will be the main party campsite - don't camp here if you are sensitive to noise in the evening or if you prefer to sleep in in the morning. Campsite 14 is right across from Campsite 8 and is slightly closer to the bathrooms and the tiki bar.
7608 Wittwer Rd, Arena, WI 53503
Arrive at Traders Campsite, set up your tent (Campsite 8 or Campsite 14), and enjoy the campfire at Campsite 8. You are on your own for food and beverages - you can bring your own food or purchase it from the Tiki Bar, which is right next to both campsites.
Wake up, cook your own breakfast, crack open a BYO-Mimosa, and get ready to float!
The float will begin at 12:30 p.m., and your tube is included in your rego. We will have shitty beer, salty snacks, water, and some sort of gluten-free drink, but feel free to bring other options if you want to get fancy. We will have a communal cooler for storing your own drinks, or you might want to bring your own mini-cooler if you don't trust hashers to not accidentally take something that you wanted for yourself.
The float will probably wrap up around like 4 or 5, and we will ride the bus back to the campsite. We'll polish off the free beer and salty snacks, and once again, you'll do your own camp cooking or tiki-bar-buying. Ceremonies and another massive campfire will end the evening.
Wait, you haven't had enough nudity, alcohol, and floating? Join us at Trapper Pussy MD's house (address provided upon request) for another fun afternoon of all three at his private pool. There will be whirlpools. There will be hot tubbing. There will be food and beer, but also, try to finish all the beer you brought for the weekend first. There will probably be more shenanigans. The party starts at noon and continues until Trapper kicks us out.
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Clits Out For Harambe
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