Cost: $7*
Hare(s):
TBA
Shiggy:
TBA
As the CDC and DC Health continue to update and revise guidelines, Mismanagement is working to determine how the hash fits into these recommendations. For this reason, masks are optional for fully vaccinated individuals. Vessels are still required for everyone.
On June 30, 1938.
In Action Comics Issue #1 a new universe was published. A planet destroyed by forces beyond its inhabitants control. A super human child arrives at Earth and becomes Superman, The Man of Steel.
Similarly, because of inhuman debauchery and insanity White House kennel grew and expanded. Finally, some of its spawn became faster, younger, and weeknight friendly.
Yes, Everyday Is Wednesday became the kennel of The Dark and Steamy Thursday Nights.
And this Thursday, your mother kennel is invading your night. Hares Dwarfus Interruptus and Jeremiah Was a Cum Frog (Dah dah dah) hare a trail that doesn’t require superhuman strength. But you must come expecting a superhuman good time.
If you don’t have a superman cape, come as any super hero or caped crusader you wish. Or, even recycle that Superhero Costume you created for the EWH3 AGM a few years back.
It’s a dwarfus trail, there may be treasures to find and redeem on trail.
When: 6:45 PM Thursday, June 30, 2022. Pack will be away right at 7:15 PM, don’t be late!
Where: Rosslyn (Orange, Blue, Silver), follow marks from metro to the start in Gateway Park Rosslyn
Nearest Capital Bike Share: Lynn Street & 19th Street North
Hares: Dwarfus interruptus and Jeremiah Was a Cum Frog (Dah Dah Dah), plus a possible mystery hare
Trail Details:
- Runners: 2.7 mi. first half / 2.2 mi. second half
- Walkers: 1.2 F irst half / 1.1 mi. second half
- Shiggy: 1.69
Dog Friendly, Stroller Friendly (But may need help with stairs and roots)
Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is A to A. Bring your own vessel, a cranium light, and a full water bottle. Be smart, have fun.
End Metro: Rosslyn
Last Trains Out:
BLUE (To Franconia/Springfield): 12:24
BLUE(To Largo): 11:55
SILVER (To Largo): 11:37
SILVER (To Reston): 12:05
ORANGE: (To Vienna): 12:15
ORANGE: (To New Carrollton): 11:42
On After*: Continental. If you plan to come to the On After, note that indoor venues may choose to keep vaccine and mask requirements in place.
Specials: Superman is special!
*On Afters are an unofficial hash adjacent event. Please use your best adult judgment to decide about your participation.
Upcoming Events!
EWH3's 1300th Trail
& CABIN Crawl
is July 16!
Hab of the Week!
Purchase this week's hab item at a discounted price. Limited quantities available, so get 'em while they last! You can purchase when you rego to pick up at trail!
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Give Back to the Hash!
BREW CREW! Do you enjoy those beverages on trail? Brews require brew crews! Email ewh3brewmeister@gmail.com to keep the hash alive. See the EWH3 calendar for dates.
HARES! Ready to help hare or make your own trail? Email ewh3harerazor@gmail.com. See the EWH3 calendar for dates.
ADOPT A METRO! Love to explore? We need hashers to walk/jog/bike/drive to potential Beverage Checks and On-Ins and check them out. Email ewh3harerazor@gmail.com.
STAY SAFE! Review Everyday is Wednesday’s updated COVID-19 guide here before joining us on trail.
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