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Regos for this event are not guaranteed until they are paid.

EWH3 Cabin in the Wood-ley Park 2022

07/16 12:45 PM

A EWH3 Pub Crawl

Cost: $45*

Hare(s):

Poon-apple Juice, Son What the Fuck?!, Whoriana Trench

In a world where sobriety runs rampant and boredom is around every corner, one kennel will embark on a journey to make the most of a Saturday afternoon.

Things are about to get… in tents.

One team’s journey through Woodley Park will take them from zero to summer camp hero.

Presenting…

EWH3's Cabin Crawl!

Campers will be assigned to co-ed cabins, each with a color to represent them. Points will be awarded for team spirit, consumption of spirits, athletic performance, and... not-so-athletic performance.

Your rego includes the following:
- Assignment to one of EWH3’s co-ed cabins (rego by July 9 to receive your assignment in advance)
- Colorful swag to help rep their team
- THREE bar stops, with a drink at each
- THREE shot checks, with games and challenges
- The chance to earn glory (and a prize) for their team
- A summer-worthy giveaway (for the first 60 regos!)
- And MORE!

Rego today!


Summer Camp Chic

Start Location Details

Woodley Park Metro

Start Location TBA

Schedule of Events

Grab your toe tag, drink tickets, and swag at the sign-in table. Carb up and lube your livers in preparation for the main event!


We will meet nearby for an opening circle before wandering off to our first shot check - and challenge!



Public Event

See the full list!

33 Hashers cumming

including:

Jeremiah Was a Cumfrog

White House H3
Buh Na Na

The Cock Whisperer

(Accokeek Auxiliar...)

Ready Player None

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Poon-apple Juice

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

La Gingeracha

(EWH3)

Immoral Support

(EWH3)

Please Step Away from the Whores

(WH4-DCRW)

Slappy Ending

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Son What the Fuck?!

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Red Roper

White House H3
...

You Sucked My Battledick

(EWH3)

Seriously 5-10

(CCH3)

General Tso’s Dicken

(EWH3)

Just Caitlin

(WH4)

Schrödinger's Cock

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Vagina is for Lawyers

Ben Franklin Mob H3
...

Tragic Carpet Ride

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Mambo # Hives

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Screaming Pussy

(EWH3)

Bitches Give Stitches

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Shamrock Your Cock

(EWH3)

Tony Panda

(WH4)

Atari 6900

White House H3
Finish Her!!!

Head Injury

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Whoriana Trench

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Split Her Bare

DC Road Whores
...

Bipolar Bear

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
Just add vodka

The Cumburglar!

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Just Alaina

(CCH3)

Infidellatio

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
Hello hashing day! :)

Cum Dumpling

(EWH3)

Quantum Whizics

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...