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EWH3 Cabin in the Wood-ley Park 2022

07/16 12:45 PM

A EWH3 Pub Crawl

Cost: $45*

Hare(s):

Poon-apple Juice, Son What the Fuck?!, Whoriana Trench

Note Online regos will close at 8PM on Friday July 15. Walk-up regos will be available at pre-lube/sign-in.

In a world where sobriety runs rampant and boredom is around every corner, one kennel will embark on a journey to make the most of a Saturday afternoon.

Things are about to get… in tents.

One team’s journey through Woodley Park will take them from zero to summer camp hero.

Presenting…

EWH3's Cabin Crawl!

Campers will be assigned to co-ed cabins, each with a color to represent them. Points will be awarded for team spirit, consumption of spirits, athletic performance, and... not-so-athletic performance.

Your rego includes the following:
- Assignment to one of EWH3’s co-ed cabins (rego by July 9 to receive your assignment in advance)
- Colorful swag to help rep their team
- THREE bar stops, with a drink at each
- THREE shot checks, with games and challenges
- The chance to earn glory (and a prize) for their team
- A summer-worthy giveaway (for the first 60 regos!)
- And MORE!

Rego today!

UPDATE! The schedule is here!

11:30am-12:30pm - Wankers arrive
Nando’s Peri Peri, 2361 Connecticut Ave NW (across the street from Woodley Park Metro). Grab some snacks, pre-lube if you’re feeling bold, and pick a team captain.

12:45pm - Circle up behind Capital Bikeshare stand of Calvert St NW & Connecticut Ave NW

1pm - Camp Shot Challenge 1
Location: Rock Creek 'exercise park’ - don’t forget to report your scores using the QR code on your toe tag! (We know you’re cheating if it’s 69 points)

1:45 – 3:00pm - Bar One
Use the ticket on your toe tag!

3:15 – 3:45pm - Camp Shot Challenge 2
Location: Waterside Drive. Start your stretches now!

4:00 – 5:15pm - Bar Two
Stay strong!

5:30 – 6:15pm - Camp Shot Challenge 3
Location: Meridian Hill / Malcolm X Park.

6:30pm – Bar Three
Challenge points to be totaled and one team will become Camp Heroes! At this stop, campers will be treated to bottomless beer (while supplies last) and a dance party to celebrate their victories!

Joining us late? Individuals "paying their own way" who wish to join at the final stop will be charged a reduced fee of $10 for entry. Reach out to the organizers for more information.


Summer Camp Chic

Start Location Details

Woodley Park Metro

Start Location TBA

Schedule of Events

Grab your toe tag, drink tickets, and swag at the sign-in table. Carb up and lube your livers in preparation for the main event!


We will meet nearby for an opening circle before wandering off to our first shot check - and challenge!



Public Event

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59 Hashers came

including:

GeriatricMandering

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
EWH3 Prom Queen

Cum Dumpling

(EWH3)

Sir Lancelittle

DC Full mOOn Hash House Harriers
Tis but a scratch!

Vagina is for Lawyers

Ben Franklin Mob H3
...

Highway Whore

(JDH3)

Red Roper

White House H3
...

Split Her Bare

DC Road Whores
...

DIAL F

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
READ ALL THE PAMPHLETS...

Whoregon Trail

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Tuck Tuck Deuce

(EWH3)

Immoral Support

(EWH3)

General Tso’s Dicken

(EWH3)

Ginja ninja

(RSH3)

9021-Ho

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Sexually Anxious Disease

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

The Cumburglar!

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Throbbin Hood

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Deaf Lesbian

(DCH3)

Agent Orgy

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
Save beer shower toget...

Just Jared

(EWH3)

A Red River Runs Through It

(EWH3)

Knocked Up

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
2006 Aloha H3 hareball...

Seriously 5-10

(CCH3)

Deepthroat Corndog

White House H3
it's not illegal unles...

Just Alaina

(CCH3)

Uno, Dos, Tres… LIFTOFF!

(RTH3)

La Gingeracha

(EWH3)

Please Step Away from the Whores

(WH4-DCRW)

Special Red

White House H3
...

Bitches Give Stitches

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Ready Player None

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Tragic Carpet Ride

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Slappy Ending

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Atari 6900

White House H3
Finish Her!!!

The Whore You Know

(EWH3)

Son What the Fuck?!

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Shamrock Your Cock

(EWH3)

You Sucked My Battledick

(EWH3)

Bipolar Bear

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
Just add vodka

Just Caitlin

(WH4)

Tony Panda

(WH4)

Pinocchi-Ho

(EWH3)

Whoriana Trench

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Quantum Whizics

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Infidellatio

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
Hello hashing day! :)

The Cock Whisperer

(Accokeek Auxiliar...)

GFA

(EWH3)

Stain Gretzky

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
#GoalieGoals

Shetland Blow Me

(EWH3)

Spit ‘n Spin

(EWH3)

Sperm with Interest

White House H3
...

Mambo # Hives

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Head Injury

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Jeremiah Was a Cumfrog

White House H3
Buh Na Na

Starship InHerThighs

(WH4-DCRW)

Screaming Pussy

(EWH3)

Poon-apple Juice

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Schrödinger's Cock

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...