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EWH3 #1301: The Itsy Bitsy Teeny Weeny Yellow Polka Dot Bikini Trail - Take Five! - 6:45 PM Thursday, June 23, 2022 - Waterfront Metro (Green Line)

06/23 10:12 PM

A EWH3 Trail

Cost: $7

Hare(s):

TBA

Shiggy:

TBA

As the CDC and DC Health continue to update and revise guidelines, Mismanagement is working to determine how the hash fits into these recommendations. For this reason, masks are optional for fully vaccinated individuals. Vessels are still required for everyone.


It's hot. It's humid. It's summer in DC. Cool off with the biggest pool-free pool part this side of the Anacostia. Whether you prefer to BREASTstroke, Doggy (style) paddle, or just hang by the edge, prepare to get wet and wild.

For the fifth(?!) year in a row, we'll have itsy-bitsy attire and plenty of gummy bears (and also maybe some “teeny weenies” - sorry not sorry). Cum dressed to impress in your bikinis, one piece suits, speedo, tankini, or mankini.

When: 6:45 PM Thursday, June 23, 2022. Pack will be away right at 7:15 PM, don’t be late!

Where: Waterfront Metro, follow marks to start!

Nearest Capital Bike Share: 4th & G St SW

Hares: Poon-apple Juice, Schrodinger’s Cock, Dry Rub, Stain Gretzky, Bipolar Bear, maybe a mystery hare?

Trail Details:
Thanks to the pandemic, both the suits and the trail will provide more coverage than usual!
Runners' trail will be approximately 5.2 miles (about 2.3 first half, 2.9 second half) for Eagles. Turkey and Duckling options available. Walkers' trail is about half the distance of runners'. Be prepared for light shiggy in the form of water features and gummy bears.

Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is A to B or Z (you’ll have metro choices). You WILL get wet! Trail is dog-friendly, and so is on-after, but do you really want to smell a wet dog all night? (Present company excluded). It should be a nice summer night. Pack smartly and bring you water wings & mug! Be smart, have fun, wear your sunscreen.

End Metro Last Trains Out:

Capitol South

- Franconia-Springfield (Blue): 11:49PM

- Largo Town Center (Blue): 12:15 AM

- Largo Town Center (Silver): 11:55 PM
- New Carrollton (Orange): 12:00 AM
- Vienna/Fairfax (Orange): 11:55 PM
- Wiehle-Reston (Silver): 11:47 PM

Navy Yard-Ballpark
- Branch Ave (Green): 12:17 AM
- Greenbelt (Green): 11:52 PM

On After*: Atlas Taproom (TBC) If you plan to come to the On After, note that indoor venues may choose to keep vaccine and mask requirements in place. There are indoor and outdoor options.
Specials: You’re special
*On Afters are an unofficial hash adjacent event. Please use your best adult judgment to decide about your participation.

Upcoming Events!
EWH3's 1300th Trail & CABIN Crawl is July 16! Regos open now!

Give Back to the Hash!

BREW CREW! Do you enjoy those beverages on trail? Brews require brew crews! Email ewh3brewmeister@gmail.com to keep the hash alive. See the EWH3 calendar for dates.

HARES! Ready to help hare or make your own trail? Email ewh3harerazor@gmail.com. See the EWH3 calendar for dates.

ADOPT A METRO! Love to explore? We need hashers to walk/jog/bike/drive to potential Beverage Checks and On-Ins and check them out. Email ewh3harerazor@gmail.com.

STAY SAFE! Review Everyday is Wednesday’s updated COVID-19 guide here before joining us on trail.


Start Location Details

Waterfront Metro

Waterfront Metro

Public Event

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50 Hashers came

including:

Semen on the Pew

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Stain Gretzky

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#GoalieGoals

Dry Rub

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Just Hannah

(EWH3)

Cum Dumpling

(EWH3)

23 in Me

(EWH3)

Son What the Fuck?!

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Facial Profiling

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Just Jalen

(EWH3)

Atari 6900

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Finish Her!!!

Colliteral Damage

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...

Schrödinger's Cock

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The Defense Breasts

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Ready Player None

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George StuffedAnOctopus

(EWH3)

Just Jeff

(Homeless)

Clam Bam Thank You Ma'am

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You Sucked My Battledick

(EWH3)

GFA

(EWH3)

Midsemester Nights Cream

(EWH3)

Bipolar Bear

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Just add vodka

Whoriana Trench

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...

Just Greg

(EWH3)

Slappy Ending

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Shetland Blow Me

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Knocked Up

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hashing with the Tokyo...

Red Roper

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...

The Cocktease Falcon

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the stuff dreams are m...

Octopussy

White House H3
...

CoXXX on Demand

(EWH3)

roll over bitch

(ewh3)

Poon-apple Juice

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Turn the Meat Around

(EWH3)

Special Red

White House H3
...

Pinocchi-Ho

(EWH3)

Head Injury

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Nipples to Infinity

Southport / Oak Island Hash House Harriers
...

Spit 'n' Spin

(EWH3)

Naughtya

(DCH4)

Lickthyologist

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La Gingeracha

(EWH3)

Who Wears Shart Sharts

(EWH3)

Issues and Tissues

(EWH3)

Burlington Ho Factory

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...

Bitches Give Stitches

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...

General Tso’s Dicken

(EWH3)

Infidellatio

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Hello hashing day! :)

just Patrick (EWH3)

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