As the CDC and DC Health continue to update and revise guidelines, Mismanagement is working to determine how the hash fits into these recommendations. For this reason, masks are optional for fully vaccinated individuals. Vessels are still required for everyone.
It's hot. It's humid. It's summer in DC. Cool off with the biggest pool-free pool part this side of the Anacostia. Whether you prefer to BREASTstroke, Doggy (style) paddle, or just hang by the edge, prepare to get wet and wild.
For the fifth(?!) year in a row, we'll have itsy-bitsy attire and plenty of gummy bears (and also maybe some “teeny weenies” - sorry not sorry). Cum dressed to impress in your bikinis, one piece suits, speedo, tankini, or mankini.
When: 6:45 PM Thursday, June 23, 2022. Pack will be away right at 7:15 PM, don’t be late!
Where: Waterfront Metro, follow marks to start!
Nearest Capital Bike Share: 4th & G St SW
Hares: Poon-apple Juice, Schrodinger’s Cock, Dry Rub, Stain Gretzky, Bipolar Bear, maybe a mystery hare?
Thanks to the pandemic, both the suits and the trail will provide more coverage than usual!
Runners' trail will be approximately 5.2 miles (about 2.3 first half, 2.9 second half) for Eagles. Turkey and Duckling options available. Walkers' trail is about half the distance of runners'. Be prepared for light shiggy in the form of water features and gummy bears.
Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is A to B or Z (you’ll have metro choices). You WILL get wet! Trail is dog-friendly, and so is on-after, but do you really want to smell a wet dog all night? (Present company excluded). It should be a nice summer night. Pack smartly and bring you water wings & mug! Be smart, have fun, wear your sunscreen.
End Metro Last Trains Out:
- Franconia-Springfield (Blue): 11:49PM
- Largo Town Center (Blue): 12:15 AM
- Largo Town Center (Silver): 11:55 PM
- New Carrollton (Orange): 12:00 AM
- Vienna/Fairfax (Orange): 11:55 PM
- Wiehle-Reston (Silver): 11:47 PM
- Branch Ave (Green): 12:17 AM
- Greenbelt (Green): 11:52 PM
On After*: Atlas Taproom (TBC) If you plan to come to the On After, note that indoor venues may choose to keep vaccine and mask requirements in place. There are indoor and outdoor options.
Specials: You’re special
*On Afters are an unofficial hash adjacent event. Please use your best adult judgment to decide about your participation.
EWH3's 1300th Trail & CABIN Crawl is July 16! Regos open now!
Give Back to the Hash!
BREW CREW! Do you enjoy those beverages on trail? Brews require brew crews! Email firstname.lastname@example.org to keep the hash alive. See the EWH3 calendar for dates.
HARES! Ready to help hare or make your own trail? Email email@example.com. See the EWH3 calendar for dates.
ADOPT A METRO! Love to explore? We need hashers to walk/jog/bike/drive to potential Beverage Checks and On-Ins and check them out. Email firstname.lastname@example.org.
STAY SAFE! Review Everyday is Wednesday’s updated COVID-19 guide here before joining us on trail.