As the CDC and DC Health continue to update and revise guidelines, Mismanagement is working to determine how the hash fits into these recommendations. For this reason, masks are optional for fully vaccinated individuals. Vessels are still required for everyone.
[THWORP!!] What’s that sound? It’s the collective clacking of your favorite queers and their big rainbow fans inviting you to celebrate PRIDE!! Whether you’re a member of the family or just an awesome ally - this trail’s got something for everyone. We got sparkles, we got shots, we got drama, we got Chaco tan lines, we got finger guns and rainbows galore. Bring your best Judy and come frolic through Dupont Circle and the Golden Triangle for this year’s PRIDE TRAIL!! #inclusivehashing #pridewasariot
Bonus (cause you know we love extra)! It’s also Edub’s leg of 2022 Tour duh Hash so extra shenanigans will surely be on offer.
When: 6:45 PM Thursday, Thursday, June 9, 2022. Pack will be away right at 7:15 PM, don’t be late!
Where: Dupont Circle Metro, meet in the circle!
Nearest Capital Bike Share:
Massachusetts Ave & Dupont Circle NW
20th & O St NW/ Dupont South
Hares: Atari 6900, Burlington Ho-Factory, Colliteral Damage, General Tso's Dicken, Dry Rub
- Runners: 2.2 mi. first half / 2.69 mi. second half
- Walkers: .7 mi. first half / .6 mi. second half
Shiggy Level: Pavement pounder. Dog friendly. Queer and Ally Friendly!
Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is A to B (.25 miles to metro)]. Bring your own vessel, a cranium light, and a full water bottle. Be smart, have fun.
On After*: RECESSIONS!!!! If you plan to come to the On After, note that this is an indoor venue and indoor venues may choose to keep vaccine and mask requirements in place.
Specials: Gay Ole Karoke!
*On Afters are an unofficial hash adjacent event. Please use your best adult judgment to decide about your participation.
End Metro: Farragut West
Last Trains Out:
Blue Line Franconia-Springfield 12:02 AM
Silver Line Largo Town Center 11:42 PM
Blue Line Largo Town Center 12:00 AM
Orange Line New Carrollton 11:47 PM
Orange Line Vienna/Fairfax-GMU 12:10 AM
Silver Line Wiehle-Reston East 12:00 AM
End Metro: Farragut North
Last Trains Out:
Red Line Glenmont 12:02 AM
Red Line Shady Grove 12:08 AM
-Find details for the rest of 2022 Tour du Hash (TDH) here (June 3 -12)!
-EWH3's 1300th Run & Pub Crawl coming on July 16th, save the date! More details coming soon.
-Just a few spots left for WH4 Campout: Greek Week 2022 (July 29-31)
Hab of the Week!
Purchase this week's hab item at a discounted price. Limited quantities available, so get 'em while they last! You can purchase when you rego to pick up at trail!
Give Back to the Hash!
BREW CREW! Do you enjoy those beverages on trail? Brews require brew crews! Email email@example.com to keep the hash alive. See the EWH3 calendar for dates.
HARES! Ready to help hare or make your own trail? Email firstname.lastname@example.org. See the EWH3 calendar for dates.
ADOPT A METRO! Love to explore? We need hashers to walk/jog/bike/drive to potential Beverage Checks and On-Ins and check them out. Email email@example.com.
STAY SAFE! Review Everyday is Wednesday’s updated COVID-19 guide here before joining us on trail.
Dupont Circle Metro
UrinAll the Right Places
CoXXX on Demand
Sexually Anxious Disease
Burlington Ho Factory
Choosy Moms Choose Dicks
Turn the Meat Around
Drillbert Stinker Dick the Cricket Negotiator
Midsemester Nights Cream
The Great White MILF
OPEN WHORE POLICY
Penis Fly Trap
(Taco Tuesday H3)
And How's Her Bush
Honey Bunches of Cunt
No Strings Attached (NSA)
Elementary my dear Twatson
Cums When He Wants
Sir, Captain Hooker, sir!
Unleash The Furrry
all day i dream about sausage
Parks and Defecation
Late Nite Drive Thru
Peek A Poo
Semen on the Pew
Quid Pro Blow
Glue Factory Gum Job
Open Whore Policy
Just Drake (EWH3)
General Tso’s Dicken
Bitches Give Stitches
Nipples to Infinity
The Cocktease Falcon
Double Stuffed Whore-e-o
Shit Out of Luck
Friends Don't Let Friends Fuck Fat Chicks
Testes testes 123
Close Encounters of the Turd Kind
You Sucked My Battledick
Basement Boy Toy
Mouthful of Clam
Split Her Bare
23 in Me
Sperm With Interest
Roll Over Bitch!
Slobber on my toe cobbler