Cost: $145
Shiggy:
“Let me not hash sober ingloriously and without a beverage, but let me first do some stupid thing that shall be told among men at the on-after.”
― Gispert, The White House Campout
A rego gets you:
Beer!
Five (count 'em, five) trails of magnificent quality
Entertainment in copious amounts
Sports, and Games, and BOOTY!!
Grub Friday night, all day Saturday and Sunday Morning!!!
River tubing with all the Frat Bros and Sorority Girls
and, Beer!
What do you need to know to get your Trojan Horse into the glorious House of ΨΗΙ, ΤE Chapter:
- This year out of an abundance of caution, WH4 Campout will only be admitting VACCINATED hashers to pledge.
- No we still aren't collecting your personal data - some of us Hashers may have a J.O.B. that does that but we aren't one of them.
- How do you provide status? Well first off if you are like any good Siren, you've likely already sung your vaccine call on FB - we'll look there. But if you haven't, just approach one of the committee's Rush Chairs or Starategos at an upcoming trail and we can chat!
(Got concerns or questions, send us an email @ gm.whitehousehash@gmail.com.)
COVID INFO (Help keep your kennel and community safe!)
1. DMV is now offering walk-up COVID-19 vaccines! Visit https://coronavirus.dc.gov/vaccinatedc for more information.
2. DMV have free COVID-19 exposure tracking app! Visit the DC CAN page for more information on how to activate the DC CAN system on your mobile device.
3. Check VA's COVID-19 website for informative, local, specific information.
Rego Transfers & Refunds:
While your WH4 Campout Committee is so thrilled you are pledging ΨΗΙ, ΤE we won't be managing rego transfers for you. We will not be giving refunds. You are free to transfer (sell) your rego to another hasher.
Greek Week (fraternity/sorority/classic Greece)
Campout shit like Tent and camping supplies, drinking vessel with a lid to attach to your tube, river shoes for tubing, sunscreen and bug spray, bathing suit and towel, cranium lamp, prophylactics, hangover remedy of choice
3:00 pm: Sign-in. If you arrive earlier, you will be put to work.
4:00 pm Kegs tapped!
4-6:00 pm: Hab sales
6:00 pm ish: Trail and Team Bad Ideas Trivia.
8:00 pm ish: Circle and dinner.
9:00 pm: Sign-in closes.
10:00 pm: Greek row shot trail after dark.
8-10:00 am: Breakfast
10:30: Trail followed by tubing (lunch will be served before we hit the river)
4:00 pm ish: Hab sales & nap/downtime
6:00 pm Circle
7:00 pm Dinner
Midnight: Nekkid trail
8-10:00 am: Breakfast
10:00 am: Fat Boi Mimosa trail then GTFO!!
12:00 pm: Campout closes
including:
Cum Dumpling
(EWH3)
Foot and mouth
(MVH3)
Cockstradamus
(BFMH3)
Infidellatio
(EWH3)
Pinocchi-Ho
(EWH3)
Nfn cecil
(No-home)
Highway Whore
(Nomads)
Bambi's Bitch
(BAH3)
PSA
(White House H3)
Spit ‘n Spin
(EWH3)
Testes testes 123
(YKH3)
Bubba
(CTrH3)
Finger Dickin Good
(EWH3)
Cum Peg Me
(NoBalls)
Dingle All the Way
(A_H3)
NASA
(RH3)
Boxxx Spring
(White House H3)
The Big Limpbowski
(WH4)
Daddy's Little Screamer
(BAH3)
Can U Not Tinkle
(BAH3)
Music to my Tears
(BFMH3)
You May Go
(BFMH3)
Doggy Style
(MVH3/DC Red Tent)
Taster’s Choice
(SHIT)
Just Damon
(EWH3)
#Squadholes
(EWH3)
Uno, Dos, Tres… LIFTOFF!
(RTH3)
Anal Fission
(EWH3)
Drunken Honuts
(Alamogordo)
Red Roper
(WH4)
Sir Lancelittle
(WH4)
Sealed Hatch
(TH3)
Tik Tok it's Dick O'Clock
(EWH3)
Cosmo
(Tacoma H3)
Raider of the Lost Box
(WH4)
Sphincter Grease
(BFMH3)
Just Liz
(Homeless)
TSA
(EWH3)
Just Andrianna
(CCH3)
Magically Delicious
(HolyLand H3)
Turkey Twat
(WH4)
Professor Cowabunghole
(TH3)
Naughtya
(DCH4)
Roll Over Bitch!
(WH4)
Just Karalyn
(LVH3)
Just Molly
(WH4)
Slimey Limey
(WH4)
Luva Lamp
(Boston H3)
Duckjob
(WH4)
Coliteral Damage
(EWH3)
Magic Sharpie Ride
(BAH3)
Banana Juice
(LVH3)
Just Alaina
(CCH3)
Mursey Fuck
(PR3H4)
Just Jennifer
(No)
Stain Gretzky
(EWH3)
Tramp sub stantiation
(Charm City H3)
I Think We Need a 4th
(WH4)
SIlence of the Goats
(BFMH3)
Unidentified Alien Snatch
(H3SoB)
Spewart little
(CCH3)
Drillbert
(HbH3)
Bipolar Bear
(EWH3)
Armed & Manger-ous
(TrvlWhrH3)
Sphincter Shy
(EWH3)
Do Lay Me
(WH4)
Tony Panda
(WH4)
Seriously 5-10
(White House H3)
Seizures Phallus
(EWH3)
Stone Cold Steve Autism (Silence)
(TH3)
Just James
(LVH3)
Can't Find Trail
(Pittsburgh Hash H...)
Just Emily
(EWH3)
Fire Truck
(Trailerhood H3)
Bread Dicks, Bread Dicks Everywhere!
(BFMH3)
2% MILF
(EWH3)
Basement Boy Toy
(DCPH4)
Just Campbell
(EWH3)
HuMmeR
(NYCH3)
Open whore policy
(SHIT)
Easter Egg Cunt
(BFMH3)
Sex Toys for Tots
(BFMH3)
Gets Off Easy
(Homeless)
Deepthroat Corndog
(WH4)
Princess Jizzmine
(DCRW)
Rear Protein Injection
(EWH3)
21 Gum Salute
(EWH3)
Just Mario
(No)
Shamrock Your Cock
(EWH3)
Pita
(RedTent)
Dont Ask Dont Smell
(Baltimore Annapol...)
Wooken Pa Nub
(WH4)
Leaning Tower of Please Ya
(EWH3)
Honey Bunches of Cunt
(EWH3)
Sorest Rump
(MeowMeowBeenz H3)
Ginja Ninja
(WH4)
1 if by Man, 2 if by She
(EWH3)
fingerrrr
(WH4)
Shit Out of Luck
(MVH3)
Fester The Molester
(SHIT)
El Vago Libre
(EWH3)
Pen Island
(TH3)
All Flash No Drive
(EWH3)
THE VIRGINATOR!
(DCRW)
Dancing Fool
(Nomads)
Shetland Blow Me
(EWH3)
American Halfass
(MVH3)
General Tsos Dicken
(EWH3)
What’s A Boner ?
(Ewh)
These Are The Tits You’re Looking For
(TBH3)
Tiny Dancer
(AlohaH3)
Cockring
(Iwakuni White Sna...)
Just Kevin
(Ben Franklin Mob H3)
Where’s my D?
(BFMH3)
Just Steph
(WH4)
Daddy's Dick
(WH4)
Dirty Auto Analyst
(So Happy It's Tue...)
Etherpussy
(Nomads)
UnleashtheFurrry
(DCFMH3)
Silver Spooge
(EWH3)
Judge Prudy
(Baltimore Annapol...)
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