Cost: $145
Shiggy:
“Let me not hash sober ingloriously and without a beverage, but let me first do some stupid thing that shall be told among men at the on-after.”
― Gispert, The White House Campout
A rego gets you:
Beer!
Five (count 'em, five) trails of magnificent quality
Entertainment in copious amounts
Sports, and Games, and BOOTY!!
Grub Friday night, all day Saturday and Sunday Morning!!!
River tubing with all the Frat Bros and Sorority Girls
and, Beer!
What do you need to know to get your Trojan Horse into the glorious House of ΨΗΙ, ΤE Chapter:
- This year out of an abundance of caution, WH4 Campout will only be admitting VACCINATED hashers to pledge.
- No we still aren't collecting your personal data - some of us Hashers may have a J.O.B. that does that but we aren't one of them.
- How do you provide status? Well first off if you are like any good Siren, you've likely already sung your vaccine call on FB - we'll look there. But if you haven't, just approach one of the committee's Rush Chairs or Starategos at an upcoming trail and we can chat!
(Got concerns or questions, send us an email @ gm.whitehousehash@gmail.com.)
COVID INFO (Help keep your kennel and community safe!)
1. DMV is now offering walk-up COVID-19 vaccines! Visit https://coronavirus.dc.gov/vaccinatedc for more information.
2. DMV have free COVID-19 exposure tracking app! Visit the DC CAN page for more information on how to activate the DC CAN system on your mobile device.
3. Check VA's COVID-19 website for informative, local, specific information.
Rego Transfers & Refunds:
While your WH4 Campout Committee is so thrilled you are pledging ΨΗΙ, ΤE we won't be managing rego transfers for you. We will not be giving refunds. You are free to transfer (sell) your rego to another hasher.
Greek Week (fraternity/sorority/classic Greece)
Campout shit like Tent and camping supplies, drinking vessel with a lid to attach to your tube, river shoes for tubing, sunscreen and bug spray, bathing suit and towel, cranium lamp, prophylactics, hangover remedy of choice
3:00 pm: Sign-in. If you arrive earlier, you will be put to work.
4:00 pm Kegs tapped!
4-6:00 pm: Hab sales
6:00 pm ish: Trail and Team Bad Ideas Trivia.
8:00 pm ish: Circle and dinner.
9:00 pm: Sign-in closes.
10:00 pm: Greek row shot trail after dark.
8-10:00 am: Breakfast
10:30: Trail followed by tubing (lunch will be served before we hit the river)
4:00 pm ish: Hab sales & nap/downtime
6:00 pm Circle
7:00 pm Dinner
Midnight: Nekkid trail
8-10:00 am: Breakfast
10:00 am: Fat Boi Mimosa trail then GTFO!!
12:00 pm: Campout closes
including:
Drunken Honuts
(Alamogordo)
Just Emily
(EWH3)
Roll Over Bitch!
(WH4)
Can't Find Trail
(Pittsburgh Hash H...)
Music to my Tears
(BFMH3)
Sir Lancelittle
(WH4)
Ginja Ninja
(WH4)
Banana Juice
(LVH3)
Sorest Rump
(MeowMeowBeenz H3)
General Tsos Dicken
(EWH3)
Fester The Molester
(SHIT)
Sphincter Shy
(EWH3)
Luva Lamp
(Boston H3)
El Vago Libre
(EWH3)
Stone Cold Steve Autism (Silence)
(TH3)
#Squadholes
(EWH3)
Duckjob
(WH4)
Leaning Tower of Please Ya
(EWH3)
Testes testes 123
(YKH3)
Cum Peg Me
(NoBalls)
fingerrrr
(WH4)
THE VIRGINATOR!
(DCRW)
Taster’s Choice
(SHIT)
Bipolar Bear
(EWH3)
Easter Egg Cunt
(BFMH3)
Drillbert
(HbH3)
Shit Out of Luck
(MVH3)
Honey Bunches of Cunt
(EWH3)
Professor Cowabunghole
(TH3)
Tiny Dancer
(AlohaH3)
2% MILF
(EWH3)
Just Damon
(EWH3)
Sex Toys for Tots
(BFMH3)
All Flash No Drive
(EWH3)
Judge Prudy
(Baltimore Annapol...)
Etherpussy
(Nomads)
Anal Fission
(EWH3)
Daddy's Little Screamer
(BAH3)
Dont Ask Dont Smell
(Baltimore Annapol...)
Princess Jizzmine
(DCRW)
Just Liz
(Homeless)
Do Lay Me
(WH4)
Just Kevin
(Ben Franklin Mob H3)
Turkey Twat
(WH4)
Dirty Auto Analyst
(So Happy It's Tue...)
Bread Dicks, Bread Dicks Everywhere!
(BFMH3)
Boxxx Spring
(White House H3)
Stain Gretzky
(EWH3)
NASA
(RH3)
Bubba
(CTrH3)
Seriously 5-10
(White House H3)
Spewart little
(CCH3)
Spit ‘n Spin
(EWH3)
Cosmo
(Tacoma H3)
Silver Spooge
(EWH3)
Tik Tok it's Dick O'Clock
(EWH3)
Cockring
(Iwakuni White Sna...)
Raider of the Lost Box
(WH4)
Daddy's Dick
(WH4)
1 if by Man, 2 if by She
(EWH3)
Finger Dickin Good
(EWH3)
Cockstradamus
(BFMH3)
Gets Off Easy
(Homeless)
Basement Boy Toy
(DCPH4)
Sphincter Grease
(BFMH3)
Seizures Phallus
(EWH3)
Pita
(RedTent)
Unidentified Alien Snatch
(H3SoB)
Tony Panda
(WH4)
Dingle All the Way
(A_H3)
Just James
(LVH3)
21 Gum Salute
(EWH3)
These Are The Tits You’re Looking For
(TBH3)
Shetland Blow Me
(EWH3)
Where’s my D?
(BFMH3)
Open whore policy
(SHIT)
Dancing Fool
(Nomads)
Coliteral Damage
(EWH3)
Uno, Dos, Tres… LIFTOFF!
(RTH3)
PSA
(White House H3)
You May Go
(BFMH3)
Mursey Fuck
(PR3H4)
Just Campbell
(EWH3)
Bambi's Bitch
(BAH3)
Deepthroat Corndog
(WH4)
Cum Dumpling
(EWH3)
The Big Limpbowski
(WH4)
Naughtya
(DCH4)
Magic Sharpie Ride
(BAH3)
Shamrock Your Cock
(EWH3)
Just Molly
(WH4)
Magically Delicious
(HolyLand H3)
UnleashtheFurrry
(DCFMH3)
Foot and mouth
(MVH3)
Tramp sub stantiation
(Charm City H3)
Can U Not Tinkle
(BAH3)
Doggy Style
(MVH3/DC Red Tent)
Wooken Pa Nub
(WH4)
Just Mario
(No)
Nfn cecil
(No-home)
Sealed Hatch
(TH3)
Rear Protein Injection
(EWH3)
Pinocchi-Ho
(EWH3)
What’s A Boner ?
(Ewh)
Just Andrianna
(CCH3)
Just Karalyn
(LVH3)
Just Jennifer
(No)
Fire Truck
(Trailerhood H3)
Slimey Limey
(WH4)
HuMmeR
(NYCH3)
I Think We Need a 4th
(WH4)
Just Alaina
(CCH3)
SIlence of the Goats
(BFMH3)
Infidellatio
(EWH3)
Highway Whore
(Nomads)
TSA
(EWH3)
American Halfass
(MVH3)
Pen Island
(TH3)
Red Roper
(WH4)
Just Steph
(WH4)
Armed & Manger-ous
(TrvlWhrH3)
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