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WH4 Campout: Greek Week 2022

07/29 03:00 PM to 07/31 12:00 PM

A WH4 Hash Campout

Cost: $145

Shiggy:

“Let me not hash sober ingloriously and without a beverage, but let me first do some stupid thing that shall be told among men at the on-after.”
― Gispert, The White House Campout

A rego gets you:

Beer!

Five (count 'em, five) trails of magnificent quality
Entertainment in copious amounts
Sports, and Games, and BOOTY!!
Grub Friday night, all day Saturday and Sunday Morning!!!
River tubing with all the Frat Bros and Sorority Girls

and, Beer!

What do you need to know to get your Trojan Horse into the glorious House of ΨΗΙ, ΤE Chapter:
- This year out of an abundance of caution, WH4 Campout will only be admitting VACCINATED hashers to pledge.
- No we still aren't collecting your personal data - some of us Hashers may have a J.O.B. that does that but we aren't one of them.
- How do you provide status? Well first off if you are like any good Siren, you've likely already sung your vaccine call on FB - we'll look there. But if you haven't, just approach one of the committee's Rush Chairs or Starategos at an upcoming trail and we can chat!

(Got concerns or questions, send us an email @ gm.whitehousehash@gmail.com.)

COVID INFO (Help keep your kennel and community safe!)
1. DMV is now offering walk-up COVID-19 vaccines! Visit https://coronavirus.dc.gov/vaccinatedc for more information.
2. DMV have free COVID-19 exposure tracking app! Visit the DC CAN page for more information on how to activate the DC CAN system on your mobile device.
3. Check VA's COVID-19 website for informative, local, specific information.

Rego Transfers & Refunds:
While your WH4 Campout Committee is so thrilled you are pledging ΨΗΙ, ΤE we won't be managing rego transfers for you. We will not be giving refunds. You are free to transfer (sell) your rego to another hasher.


Greek Week (fraternity/sorority/classic Greece)

Campout shit like Tent and camping supplies, drinking vessel with a lid to attach to your tube, river shoes for tubing, sunscreen and bug spray, bathing suit and towel, cranium lamp, prophylactics, hangover remedy of choice

Start Location Details

Schedule of Events

3:00 pm: Sign-in. If you arrive earlier, you will be put to work.
4:00 pm Kegs tapped!
4-6:00 pm: Hab sales
6:00 pm ish: Trail and Team Bad Ideas Trivia.
8:00 pm ish: Circle and dinner.
9:00 pm: Sign-in closes.
10:00 pm: Greek row shot trail after dark.


8-10:00 am: Breakfast
10:30: Trail followed by tubing (lunch will be served before we hit the river)
4:00 pm ish: Hab sales & nap/downtime
6:00 pm Circle
7:00 pm Dinner
Midnight: Nekkid trail


8-10:00 am: Breakfast
10:00 am: Fat Boi Mimosa trail then GTFO!!
12:00 pm: Campout closes


Public Event

See the full list!

202 Hashers came

including:

Sir Lancelittle

(WH4)

Dyke Tyson

Mount Vernon H3
...

Coliteral Damage

(EWH3)

Just Emily

(EWH3)

Pen Island

(TH3)

Red Cock Down

Lehigh Valley Hash House Harriers
...

Testes testes 123

(YKH3)

Sorest Rump

(MeowMeowBeenz H3)

Slippery Prick

Ben Franklin Mob H3
...

Close Encounters of the Turd Kind

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Can't Find Trail

(Pittsburgh Hash H...)

Just Karalyn

(LVH3)

Turkey Twat

(WH4)

T-Blowner

Lehigh Valley Hash House Harriers
...

Just Damon

(EWH3)

Head Injury

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Sphincter Shy

(EWH3)

Headshart

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Fort HumbleRagg

Red tent
...

Vagina is for Lawyers

Ben Franklin Mob H3
...

Just Jennifer

(No)

The Defense Breasts

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Split Her Bare

DC Road Whores
...

Honey Bunches of Cunt

(EWH3)

Tony Panda

(WH4)

Luva Lamp

(Boston H3)

Tramp sub stantiation

(Charm City H3)

The Cumburglar!

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

These Are The Tits You’re Looking For

(TBH3)

NASA

(RH3)

Leaning Tower of Please Ya

(EWH3)

Silver Spooge

(EWH3)

Seizures Phallus

(EWH3)

Daddy's Little Screamer

(BAH3)

In Vino Vulvitas

Old Frederick Hash House Harriers
...

Mono-Railed

Iwakuni White Snake Hash House Harriers
...

Music to my Tears

(BFMH3)

Rear Protein Injection

(EWH3)

$10 Oar

WH4
...

I Cum in the Land Down Under

Baltimore Annapolis Hash House Harriers
...

Sex Toys for Tots

(BFMH3)

Lickthyologist

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Cum Peg Me

(NoBalls)

Ready Player None

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

You Can't Handle the Poop

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Just Mario

(No)

Just Kevin

(Ben Franklin Mob H3)

Cum Dumpling

(EWH3)

I Bless the Cum Down in Africa

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

I Cunt Hear You

SHIT
I'm not a furry.

Schrödinger's Cock

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

SaloonDoor

Tidewater H3
Where's Cameron?

Professor Cowabunghole

(TH3)

Bambi's Bitch

(BAH3)

SIlence of the Goats

(BFMH3)

Open whore policy

(SHIT)

Tiny Dancer

(AlohaH3)

DO UNTIL [ $N = 3 ];

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Fort Dixalot

Ben Franklin Mob H3
Loot, pillage, and plu...

Fish N Tits

Whitehouse H3/DC Road Whores
...

PutItOut

White House H3
...

7 Shooters up the ass

Key West Hash House Harriers
...

Pita

(RedTent)

Deepthroat Corndog

(WH4)

Scuba Deuce

SMUTTy Crab Hash House Harriers
Spandex Afficionado

Dirty Auto Analyst

(So Happy It's Tue...)

UrinAll the Right Places

White House H3
Hugs n' pisses!

Cockring

(Iwakuni White Sna...)

Sealed Hatch

(TH3)

Choosy Moms Choose Dick

Baltimore Annapolis Hash House Harriers
...

Special Red

White House H3
...

El Vago Libre

(EWH3)

PSA

(White House H3)

Dancing Fool

(Nomads)

Lickity Splitz Down the Pole

Baltimore Annapolis Hash House Harriers
...

Tiny Two Stroke

DC Road Whores
Love one another and o...

Burlington Ho Factory

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

2% MILF

(EWH3)

Glue Factory Gum Job

White House H3
It's Glue! Dammit.

TSA

(EWH3)

Boxxx Spring

(White House H3)

Pinocchi-Ho

(EWH3)

Drillbert

(HbH3)

Poop there it is

Downtown Wilmington H3
...

Just Andrianna

(CCH3)

Taster’s Choice

(SHIT)

You May Go

(BFMH3)

Stone Cold Steve Autism (Silence)

(TH3)

Duckjob

(WH4)

Double Stuffed Whore-e-o

White House H3
...

MoreMen Pukes Tonight

Charm City H3
...

Bubba

(CTrH3)

Judge Prudy

(Baltimore Annapol...)

DIAL F

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
READ ALL THE PAMPHLETS...

Just Molly

(WH4)

Naughtya

(DCH4)

THE VIRGINATOR!

(DCRW)

Shit Out of Luck

(MVH3)

Shetland Blow Me

(EWH3)

Shamrock Your Cock

(EWH3)

Bipolar Bear

(EWH3)

Anal Fission

(EWH3)

FukuShemale

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Gonna Probably Spew

Baltimore Annapolis Hash House Harriers
...

Banana Juice

(LVH3)

High Speed Cock Bumper

Tidewater H3
Portland 2015

Daddy's Dick

(WH4)

Magically Delicious

(HolyLand H3)

Facial Profiling

Baltimore Annapolis Hash House Harriers
...

Poon-apple Juice

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Chalk Girl

DC Red Tent Hash House Harriettes
Built to Spill

Knocked Up

White House H3
Tour duh Hash 2022 day 9!

GeriatricMandering

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
EWH3 Prom Queen

Deetz Nutz

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
You know I got the deetz

Starship InHerThighs

Whitehouse H3/DC Road Whores
Boldly Going On-On

Dont Ask Dont Smell

(Baltimore Annapol...)

#Squadholes

(EWH3)

Highway Whore

(Nomads)

Red Roper

(WH4)

... and Throbbin'

Baltimore Annapolis Hash House Harriers
Strobocock ... and Thr...

Gets Off Easy

(Homeless)

All Flash No Drive

(EWH3)

Nipples to Infinity

Southport / Oak Island Hash House Harriers
...

Spewart little

(CCH3)

9021-Ho

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Basement Boy Toy

(DCPH4)

Mursey Fuck

(PR3H4)

Just Campbell

(EWH3)

dwarfus interruptus

White House H3
I Moo At Cows

Can U Not Tinkle

(BAH3)

Unidentified Alien Snatch

(H3SoB)

Etherpussy

(Nomads)

Fuck A Sore Ass

Lehigh Valley Hash House Harriers
...

A Phone Named Gerbil

Baltimore Annapolis Hash House Harriers
...

Humpty Bunky

Over the Hump Hash House Harriers
...

Seriously 5-10

(White House H3)

Doggy Style

(MVH3/DC Red Tent)

Fjord Sexplorer

White House/Mount Vernon H3
...

Sexually Anxious Disease

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Rump Bumper

Tidewater H3
...

Easter Egg Cunt

(BFMH3)

Just Liz

(Homeless)

Cockstradamus

(BFMH3)

Infidellatio

(EWH3)

fingerrrr

(WH4)

Cosmo

(Tacoma H3)

Wooken Pa Nub

(WH4)

Raider of the Lost Box

(WH4)

Tik Tok it's Dick O'Clock

(EWH3)

SeaBear Slayer

Key West Hash House Harriers
...

MacGyver MuffDiver

Ben Franklin Mob H3
...

Just James

(LVH3)

UnleashtheFurrry

(DCFMH3)

Bread Dicks, Bread Dicks Everywhere!

(BFMH3)

Tragic Carpet Ride

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Fire Truck

(Trailerhood H3)

Stain Gretzky

(EWH3)

Gaucho Behind the Coucho

Sir Walters H3
...

1 if by Man, 2 if by She

(EWH3)

Penis Fly Trap

Skull & Boners H3
She's a furry.

Nfn cecil

(No-home)

Roll Over Bitch!

(WH4)

Packinahotlunch

Carolina Trash Hash House Harriers
Trash, Sir Walters an...

Spit ‘n Spin

(EWH3)

Heaven's Gape

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Drunken Honuts

(Alamogordo)

Sphincter Grease

(BFMH3)

Uno, Dos, Tres… LIFTOFF!

(RTH3)

Down Down on the Brown Brown

BFMH3
Current GM of Wilderne...

Atari 6900

White House H3
Finish Her!!!

Slothy Seconds

Ben Franklin Mob H3
Always slothy, never s...

American Halfass

(MVH3)

Where’s my D?

(BFMH3)

Do Lay Me

(WH4)

21 Gum Salute

(EWH3)

Dingle All the Way

(A_H3)

Armed & Manger-ous

(TrvlWhrH3)

Mouthful of Clam

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

What’s A Boner ?

(Ewh)

Fight of the Bumble Tree

So Happy It's Tuesday
...

Princess Jizzmine

(DCRW)

I Think We Need a 4th

(WH4)

Magic Sharpie Ride

(BAH3)

General Tsos Dicken

(EWH3)

Preteen Protein

San Diego Hash House Harriers
...

HuMmeR

(NYCH3)

The Big Limpbowski

(WH4)

Cunnil-Won't-Us

Tidewater H3
...

Foot and mouth

(MVH3)

Fast and Bicurious

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Kim Slong-ungh

White House H3
...

Finger Dickin Good

(EWH3)

Fester The Molester

(SHIT)

Ginja Ninja

(WH4)

Slimey Limey

(WH4)

Just Steph

(WH4)

Just Alaina

(CCH3)