Cost: $145
Shiggy:
“Let me not hash sober ingloriously and without a beverage, but let me first do some stupid thing that shall be told among men at the on-after.”
― Gispert, The White House Campout
A rego gets you:
Beer!
Five (count 'em, five) trails of magnificent quality
Entertainment in copious amounts
Sports, and Games, and BOOTY!!
Grub Friday night, all day Saturday and Sunday Morning!!!
River tubing with all the Frat Bros and Sorority Girls
and, Beer!
What do you need to know to get your Trojan Horse into the glorious House of ΨΗΙ, ΤE Chapter:
- This year out of an abundance of caution, WH4 Campout will only be admitting VACCINATED hashers to pledge.
- No we still aren't collecting your personal data - some of us Hashers may have a J.O.B. that does that but we aren't one of them.
- How do you provide status? Well first off if you are like any good Siren, you've likely already sung your vaccine call on FB - we'll look there. But if you haven't, just approach one of the committee's Rush Chairs or Starategos at an upcoming trail and we can chat!
(Got concerns or questions, send us an email @ gm.whitehousehash@gmail.com.)
COVID INFO (Help keep your kennel and community safe!)
1. DMV is now offering walk-up COVID-19 vaccines! Visit https://coronavirus.dc.gov/vaccinatedc for more information.
2. DMV have free COVID-19 exposure tracking app! Visit the DC CAN page for more information on how to activate the DC CAN system on your mobile device.
3. Check VA's COVID-19 website for informative, local, specific information.
Rego Transfers & Refunds:
While your WH4 Campout Committee is so thrilled you are pledging ΨΗΙ, ΤE we won't be managing rego transfers for you. We will not be giving refunds. You are free to transfer (sell) your rego to another hasher.
Greek Week (fraternity/sorority/classic Greece)
Campout shit like Tent and camping supplies, drinking vessel with a lid to attach to your tube, river shoes for tubing, sunscreen and bug spray, bathing suit and towel, cranium lamp, prophylactics, hangover remedy of choice
3:00 pm: Sign-in. If you arrive earlier, you will be put to work.
4:00 pm Kegs tapped!
4-6:00 pm: Hab sales
6:00 pm ish: Trail and Team Bad Ideas Trivia.
8:00 pm ish: Circle and dinner.
9:00 pm: Sign-in closes.
10:00 pm: Greek row shot trail after dark.
8-10:00 am: Breakfast
10:30: Trail followed by tubing (lunch will be served before we hit the river)
4:00 pm ish: Hab sales & nap/downtime
6:00 pm Circle
7:00 pm Dinner
Midnight: Nekkid trail
8-10:00 am: Breakfast
10:00 am: Fat Boi Mimosa trail then GTFO!!
12:00 pm: Campout closes
including:
Testes testes 123
(YKH3)
Just Mario
(No)
Duckjob
(WH4)
Music to my Tears
(BFMH3)
Bambi's Bitch
(BAH3)
Judge Prudy
(Baltimore Annapol...)
Dingle All the Way
(A_H3)
Red Roper
(WH4)
Anal Fission
(EWH3)
Fire Truck
(Trailerhood H3)
Rear Protein Injection
(EWH3)
Foot and mouth
(MVH3)
Basement Boy Toy
(DCPH4)
Just Andrianna
(CCH3)
THE VIRGINATOR!
(DCRW)
Just Damon
(EWH3)
Princess Jizzmine
(DCRW)
Just Campbell
(EWH3)
NASA
(RH3)
HuMmeR
(NYCH3)
Cockstradamus
(BFMH3)
Tramp sub stantiation
(Charm City H3)
1 if by Man, 2 if by She
(EWH3)
Drunken Honuts
(Alamogordo)
Daddy's Little Screamer
(BAH3)
Taster’s Choice
(SHIT)
Just Molly
(WH4)
Cosmo
(Tacoma H3)
Cockring
(Iwakuni White Sna...)
Luva Lamp
(Boston H3)
Bread Dicks, Bread Dicks Everywhere!
(BFMH3)
El Vago Libre
(EWH3)
Just Liz
(Homeless)
Spewart little
(CCH3)
Seriously 5-10
(White House H3)
Drillbert
(HbH3)
Just Alaina
(CCH3)
Just James
(LVH3)
Magically Delicious
(HolyLand H3)
Fester The Molester
(SHIT)
Infidellatio
(EWH3)
Boxxx Spring
(White House H3)
Bubba
(CTrH3)
Highway Whore
(Nomads)
Unidentified Alien Snatch
(H3SoB)
Shamrock Your Cock
(EWH3)
Just Jennifer
(No)
Naughtya
(DCH4)
Banana Juice
(LVH3)
Mursey Fuck
(PR3H4)
TSA
(EWH3)
Tik Tok it's Dick O'Clock
(EWH3)
Spit ‘n Spin
(EWH3)
21 Gum Salute
(EWH3)
Dancing Fool
(Nomads)
Stone Cold Steve Autism (Silence)
(TH3)
Just Karalyn
(LVH3)
The Big Limpbowski
(WH4)
Daddy's Dick
(WH4)
Honey Bunches of Cunt
(EWH3)
Pinocchi-Ho
(EWH3)
Gets Off Easy
(Homeless)
Shetland Blow Me
(EWH3)
Easter Egg Cunt
(BFMH3)
Roll Over Bitch!
(WH4)
Uno, Dos, Tres… LIFTOFF!
(RTH3)
fingerrrr
(WH4)
#Squadholes
(EWH3)
2% MILF
(EWH3)
PSA
(White House H3)
Tiny Dancer
(AlohaH3)
Professor Cowabunghole
(TH3)
Silver Spooge
(EWH3)
UnleashtheFurrry
(DCFMH3)
Deepthroat Corndog
(WH4)
Magic Sharpie Ride
(BAH3)
Shit Out of Luck
(MVH3)
Dirty Auto Analyst
(So Happy It's Tue...)
General Tsos Dicken
(EWH3)
Where’s my D?
(BFMH3)
Sorest Rump
(MeowMeowBeenz H3)
Sphincter Shy
(EWH3)
Cum Peg Me
(NoBalls)
Pen Island
(TH3)
Leaning Tower of Please Ya
(EWH3)
Slimey Limey
(WH4)
Just Steph
(WH4)
Seizures Phallus
(EWH3)
Just Emily
(EWH3)
Etherpussy
(Nomads)
I Think We Need a 4th
(WH4)
Sealed Hatch
(TH3)
Just Kevin
(Ben Franklin Mob H3)
Turkey Twat
(WH4)
Sir Lancelittle
(WH4)
Pita
(RedTent)
Wooken Pa Nub
(WH4)
Stain Gretzky
(EWH3)
Can U Not Tinkle
(BAH3)
Do Lay Me
(WH4)
Can't Find Trail
(Pittsburgh Hash H...)
Nfn cecil
(No-home)
These Are The Tits You’re Looking For
(TBH3)
Doggy Style
(MVH3/DC Red Tent)
Sex Toys for Tots
(BFMH3)
What’s A Boner ?
(Ewh)
American Halfass
(MVH3)
Sphincter Grease
(BFMH3)
Cum Dumpling
(EWH3)
Raider of the Lost Box
(WH4)
Open whore policy
(SHIT)
SIlence of the Goats
(BFMH3)
All Flash No Drive
(EWH3)
Armed & Manger-ous
(TrvlWhrH3)
Coliteral Damage
(EWH3)
Finger Dickin Good
(EWH3)
Ginja Ninja
(WH4)
You May Go
(BFMH3)
Tony Panda
(WH4)
Dont Ask Dont Smell
(Baltimore Annapol...)
Bipolar Bear
(EWH3)
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