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WH4 Campout: Greek Week 2022

07/29 03:00 PM to 07/31 12:00 PM

A WH4 Hash Campout

Cost: $145

Shiggy:

“Let me not hash sober ingloriously and without a beverage, but let me first do some stupid thing that shall be told among men at the on-after.”
― Gispert, The White House Campout

A rego gets you:

Beer!

Five (count 'em, five) trails of magnificent quality
Entertainment in copious amounts
Sports, and Games, and BOOTY!!
Grub Friday night, all day Saturday and Sunday Morning!!!
River tubing with all the Frat Bros and Sorority Girls

and, Beer!

What do you need to know to get your Trojan Horse into the glorious House of ΨΗΙ, ΤE Chapter:
- This year out of an abundance of caution, WH4 Campout will only be admitting VACCINATED hashers to pledge.
- No we still aren't collecting your personal data - some of us Hashers may have a J.O.B. that does that but we aren't one of them.
- How do you provide status? Well first off if you are like any good Siren, you've likely already sung your vaccine call on FB - we'll look there. But if you haven't, just approach one of the committee's Rush Chairs or Starategos at an upcoming trail and we can chat!

(Got concerns or questions, send us an email @ gm.whitehousehash@gmail.com.)

COVID INFO (Help keep your kennel and community safe!)
1. DMV is now offering walk-up COVID-19 vaccines! Visit https://coronavirus.dc.gov/vaccinatedc for more information.
2. DMV have free COVID-19 exposure tracking app! Visit the DC CAN page for more information on how to activate the DC CAN system on your mobile device.
3. Check VA's COVID-19 website for informative, local, specific information.

Rego Transfers & Refunds:
While your WH4 Campout Committee is so thrilled you are pledging ΨΗΙ, ΤE we won't be managing rego transfers for you. We will not be giving refunds. You are free to transfer (sell) your rego to another hasher.


Greek Week (fraternity/sorority/classic Greece)

Campout shit like Tent and camping supplies, drinking vessel with a lid to attach to your tube, river shoes for tubing, sunscreen and bug spray, bathing suit and towel, cranium lamp, prophylactics, hangover remedy of choice

Start Location Details

Schedule of Events

3:00 pm: Sign-in. If you arrive earlier, you will be put to work.
4:00 pm Kegs tapped!
4-6:00 pm: Hab sales
6:00 pm ish: Trail and Team Bad Ideas Trivia.
8:00 pm ish: Circle and dinner.
9:00 pm: Sign-in closes.
10:00 pm: Greek row shot trail after dark.


8-10:00 am: Breakfast
10:30: Trail followed by tubing (lunch will be served before we hit the river)
4:00 pm ish: Hab sales & nap/downtime
6:00 pm Circle
7:00 pm Dinner
Midnight: Nekkid trail


8-10:00 am: Breakfast
10:00 am: Fat Boi Mimosa trail then GTFO!!
12:00 pm: Campout closes


Public Event

See the full list!

202 Hashers came

including:

DO UNTIL [ $N = 3 ];

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
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Kim Slong-ungh

White House H3
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Pen Island

(TH3)

Stain Gretzky

(EWH3)

Vagina is for Lawyers

Ben Franklin Mob H3
...

Dyke Tyson

Mount Vernon H3
...

Dingle All the Way

(A_H3)

Stone Cold Steve Autism (Silence)

(TH3)

Mono-Railed

Iwakuni White Snake Hash House Harriers
...

All Flash No Drive

(EWH3)

Just James

(LVH3)

Anal Fission

(EWH3)

High Speed Cock Bumper

Tidewater H3
Portland 2015

Etherpussy

(Nomads)

Deetz Nutz

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
You know I got the deetz

Just Alaina

(CCH3)

Down Down on the Brown Brown

BFMH3
Current GM of Wilderne...

SIlence of the Goats

(BFMH3)

Sex Toys for Tots

(BFMH3)

Testes testes 123

(YKH3)

General Tsos Dicken

(EWH3)

Naughtya

(DCH4)

Ginja Ninja

(WH4)

PutItOut

White House H3
...

Finger Dickin Good

(EWH3)

Mursey Fuck

(PR3H4)

NASA

(RH3)

Nipples to Infinity

Southport / Oak Island Hash House Harriers
...

Duckjob

(WH4)

21 Gum Salute

(EWH3)

Headshart

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Wooken Pa Nub

(WH4)

Glue Factory Gum Job

White House H3
It's Glue! Dammit.

Poop there it is

Downtown Wilmington H3
...

Shetland Blow Me

(EWH3)

MacGyver MuffDiver

Ben Franklin Mob H3
...

Fort HumbleRagg

Red tent
...

Drunken Honuts

(Alamogordo)

Silver Spooge

(EWH3)

Pita

(RedTent)

DIAL F

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
READ ALL THE PAMPHLETS...

Red Roper

(WH4)

Mouthful of Clam

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Split Her Bare

DC Road Whores
...

Fast and Bicurious

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Doggy Style

(MVH3/DC Red Tent)

Cockring

(Iwakuni White Sna...)

MoreMen Pukes Tonight

Charm City H3
Embrace your bad decis...

Spewart little

(CCH3)

You May Go

(BFMH3)

Magic Sharpie Ride

(BAH3)

#Squadholes

(EWH3)

SeaBear Slayer

Key West Hash House Harriers
...

Sorest Rump

(MeowMeowBeenz H3)

The Cumburglar!

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Sealed Hatch

(TH3)

Roll Over Bitch!

(WH4)

PSA

(White House H3)

Foot and mouth

(MVH3)

Bubba

(CTrH3)

These Are The Tits You’re Looking For

(TBH3)

Fort Dixalot

Ben Franklin Mob H3
Loot, pillage, and plu...

SaloonDoor

Tidewater H3
“Doctor”

Tramp sub stantiation

(Charm City H3)

Basement Boy Toy

(DCPH4)

A Phone Named Gerbil

Baltimore Annapolis Hash House Harriers
...

Cum Peg Me

(NoBalls)

UrinAll the Right Places

White House H3
Hugs n' pisses!

Tiny Dancer

(AlohaH3)

Shit Out of Luck

(MVH3)

Gets Off Easy

(Homeless)

Sphincter Grease

(BFMH3)

Tiny Two Stroke

DC Road Whores
Love one another and o...

Coliteral Damage

(EWH3)

Just Jennifer

(No)

Uno, Dos, Tres… LIFTOFF!

(RTH3)

Knocked Up

White House H3
2006 Aloha H3 hareball...

Nfn cecil

(No-home)

Highway Whore

(Nomads)

Choosy Moms Choose Dick

Baltimore Annapolis Hash House Harriers
...

Packinahotlunch

Carolina Trash Hash House Harriers
Trash, Sir Walters an...

Ready Player None

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Seriously 5-10

(White House H3)

Penis Fly Trap

Skull & Boners H3
She's a furry.

Just Mario

(No)

Tik Tok it's Dick O'Clock

(EWH3)

Fish N Tits

Whitehouse H3/DC Road Whores
...

Gaucho Behind the Coucho

Sir Walters H3
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Just Campbell

(EWH3)

Gonna Probably Spew

Baltimore Annapolis Hash House Harriers
...

Boxxx Spring

(White House H3)

Just Damon

(EWH3)

Just Emily

(EWH3)

Sexually Anxious Disease

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Burlington Ho Factory

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Can't Find Trail

(Pittsburgh Hash H...)

Honey Bunches of Cunt

(EWH3)

Slimey Limey

(WH4)

Fuck A Sore Ass

Lehigh Valley Hash House Harriers
...

1 if by Man, 2 if by She

(EWH3)

Judge Prudy

(Baltimore Annapol...)

Fjord Sexplorer

White House/Mount Vernon H3
...

Close Encounters of the Turd Kind

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Just Liz

(Homeless)

T-Blowner

Lehigh Valley Hash House Harriers
...

Deepthroat Corndog

(WH4)

In Vino Vulvitas

Old Frederick Hash House Harriers
...

Bipolar Bear

(EWH3)

Pinocchi-Ho

(EWH3)

Slothy Seconds

Ben Franklin Mob H3
Always slothy, never s...

Just Molly

(WH4)

2% MILF

(EWH3)

Open whore policy

(SHIT)

Preteen Protein

San Diego Hash House Harriers
...

Drillbert

(HbH3)

Spit ‘n Spin

(EWH3)

Chalk Girl

DC Red Tent Hash House Harriettes
Built to Spill

Leaning Tower of Please Ya

(EWH3)

You Can't Handle the Poop

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Easter Egg Cunt

(BFMH3)

Just Andrianna

(CCH3)

TSA

(EWH3)

Daddy's Little Screamer

(BAH3)

UnleashtheFurrry

(DCFMH3)

Shamrock Your Cock

(EWH3)

FukuShemale

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Tony Panda

(WH4)

I Cunt Hear You

SHIT
I'm not a furry.

Facial Profiling

Baltimore Annapolis Hash House Harriers
...

Sir Lancelittle

(WH4)

Sphincter Shy

(EWH3)

7 Shooters up the ass

Key West Hash House Harriers
...

Music to my Tears

(BFMH3)

Atari 6900

White House H3
Finish Her!!!

The Defense Breasts

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Fire Truck

(Trailerhood H3)

Scuba Deuce

SMUTTy Crab Hash House Harriers
Spandex Afficionado

Red Cock Down

Lehigh Valley Hash House Harriers
...

Magically Delicious

(HolyLand H3)

GeriatricMandering

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
EWH3 Prom Queen

Taster’s Choice

(SHIT)

Bambi's Bitch

(BAH3)

Just Karalyn

(LVH3)

Princess Jizzmine

(DCRW)

Rear Protein Injection

(EWH3)

Infidellatio

(EWH3)

Slippery Prick

Ben Franklin Mob H3
R U?

The Big Limpbowski

(WH4)

Where’s my D?

(BFMH3)

American Halfass

(MVH3)

I Think We Need a 4th

(WH4)

Fester The Molester

(SHIT)

Cockstradamus

(BFMH3)

I Cum in the Land Down Under

Baltimore Annapolis Hash House Harriers
...

Fight of the Bumble Tree

So Happy It's Tuesday
...

Dancing Fool

(Nomads)

fingerrrr

(WH4)

HuMmeR

(NYCH3)

Heaven's Gape

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Can U Not Tinkle

(BAH3)

What’s A Boner ?

(Ewh)

El Vago Libre

(EWH3)

Schrödinger's Cock

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

dwarfus interruptus

White House H3
I Moo At Cows

Raider of the Lost Box

(WH4)

Daddy's Dick

(WH4)

I Bless the Cum Down in Africa

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Humpty Bunky

Over the Hump Hash House Harriers
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Cum Dumpling

(EWH3)

Special Red

White House H3
...

Banana Juice

(LVH3)

Rump Bumper

Tidewater H3
...

Double Stuffed Whore-e-o

White House H3
...

Just Kevin

(Ben Franklin Mob H3)

Seizures Phallus

(EWH3)

THE VIRGINATOR!

(DCRW)

Luva Lamp

(Boston H3)

Cosmo

(Tacoma H3)

Do Lay Me

(WH4)

Professor Cowabunghole

(TH3)

Starship InHerThighs

Whitehouse H3/DC Road Whores
Boldly Going On-On

Armed & Manger-ous

(TrvlWhrH3)

Tragic Carpet Ride

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Lickity Splitz Down the Pole

Baltimore Annapolis Hash House Harriers
...

Cunnil-Won't-Us

Tidewater H3
...

Head Injury

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Lickthyologist

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Dirty Auto Analyst

(So Happy It's Tue...)

Unidentified Alien Snatch

(H3SoB)

9021-Ho

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Poon-apple Juice

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Dont Ask Dont Smell

(Baltimore Annapol...)

Just Steph

(WH4)

Bread Dicks, Bread Dicks Everywhere!

(BFMH3)

... and Throbbin'

Baltimore Annapolis Hash House Harriers
Strobocock ... and Thr...

$10 Oar

WH4
...

Turkey Twat

(WH4)