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WH4 Campout: Greek Week 2022

07/29 03:00 PM to 07/31 12:00 PM

A WH4 Hash Campout

Cost: $145

Shiggy:

“Let me not hash sober ingloriously and without a beverage, but let me first do some stupid thing that shall be told among men at the on-after.”
― Gispert, The White House Campout

A rego gets you:

Beer!

Five (count 'em, five) trails of magnificent quality
Entertainment in copious amounts
Sports, and Games, and BOOTY!!
Grub Friday night, all day Saturday and Sunday Morning!!!
River tubing with all the Frat Bros and Sorority Girls

and, Beer!

What do you need to know to get your Trojan Horse into the glorious House of ΨΗΙ, ΤE Chapter:
- This year out of an abundance of caution, WH4 Campout will only be admitting VACCINATED hashers to pledge.
- No we still aren't collecting your personal data - some of us Hashers may have a J.O.B. that does that but we aren't one of them.
- How do you provide status? Well first off if you are like any good Siren, you've likely already sung your vaccine call on FB - we'll look there. But if you haven't, just approach one of the committee's Rush Chairs or Starategos at an upcoming trail and we can chat!

(Got concerns or questions, send us an email @ gm.whitehousehash@gmail.com.)

COVID INFO (Help keep your kennel and community safe!)
1. DMV is now offering walk-up COVID-19 vaccines! Visit https://coronavirus.dc.gov/vaccinatedc for more information.
2. DMV have free COVID-19 exposure tracking app! Visit the DC CAN page for more information on how to activate the DC CAN system on your mobile device.
3. Check VA's COVID-19 website for informative, local, specific information.

Rego Transfers & Refunds:
While your WH4 Campout Committee is so thrilled you are pledging ΨΗΙ, ΤE we won't be managing rego transfers for you. We will not be giving refunds. You are free to transfer (sell) your rego to another hasher.


Greek Week (fraternity/sorority/classic Greece)

Campout shit like Tent and camping supplies, drinking vessel with a lid to attach to your tube, river shoes for tubing, sunscreen and bug spray, bathing suit and towel, cranium lamp, prophylactics, hangover remedy of choice

Start Location Details

Schedule of Events

3:00 pm: Sign-in. If you arrive earlier, you will be put to work.
4:00 pm Kegs tapped!
4-6:00 pm: Hab sales
6:00 pm ish: Trail and Team Bad Ideas Trivia.
8:00 pm ish: Circle and dinner.
9:00 pm: Sign-in closes.
10:00 pm: Greek row shot trail after dark.


8-10:00 am: Breakfast
10:30: Trail followed by tubing (lunch will be served before we hit the river)
4:00 pm ish: Hab sales & nap/downtime
6:00 pm Circle
7:00 pm Dinner
Midnight: Nekkid trail


8-10:00 am: Breakfast
10:00 am: Fat Boi Mimosa trail then GTFO!!
12:00 pm: Campout closes


Public Event

See the full list!

202 Hashers came

including:

Nipples to Infinity

Southport / Oak Island Hash House Harriers
...

Basement Boy Toy

(DCPH4)

Special Red

White House H3
...

Turkey Twat

(WH4)

Duckjob

(WH4)

Where’s my D?

(BFMH3)

2% MILF

(EWH3)

Boxxx Spring

(White House H3)

Down Down on the Brown Brown

BFMH3
Current GM of Wilderne...

Testes testes 123

(YKH3)

T-Blowner

Lehigh Valley Hash House Harriers
...

The Cumburglar!

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Rump Bumper

Tidewater H3
...

Just Liz

(Homeless)

American Halfass

(MVH3)

Bubba

(CTrH3)

Finger Dickin Good

(EWH3)

Ready Player None

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

General Tsos Dicken

(EWH3)

Gets Off Easy

(Homeless)

Glue Factory Gum Job

White House H3
It's Glue! Dammit.

1 if by Man, 2 if by She

(EWH3)

fingerrrr

(WH4)

GeriatricMandering

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
EWH3 Prom Queen

Dancing Fool

(Nomads)

Just Jennifer

(No)

Cum Dumpling

(EWH3)

DIAL F

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
READ ALL THE PAMPHLETS...

Tiny Dancer

(AlohaH3)

Dingle All the Way

(A_H3)

Dyke Tyson

Mount Vernon H3
...

SIlence of the Goats

(BFMH3)

Tik Tok it's Dick O'Clock

(EWH3)

Split Her Bare

DC Road Whores
...

Shit Out of Luck

(MVH3)

9021-Ho

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Chalk Girl

DC Red Tent Hash House Harriettes
Built to Spill

Facial Profiling

Baltimore Annapolis Hash House Harriers
...

Honey Bunches of Cunt

(EWH3)

Sealed Hatch

(TH3)

Tramp sub stantiation

(Charm City H3)

The Big Limpbowski

(WH4)

Pita

(RedTent)

Headshart

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Stain Gretzky

(EWH3)

In Vino Vulvitas

Old Frederick Hash House Harriers
...

Open whore policy

(SHIT)

Slippery Prick

Ben Franklin Mob H3
R U?

Red Roper

(WH4)

Close Encounters of the Turd Kind

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Just Mario

(No)

dwarfus interruptus

White House H3
I Moo At Cows

El Vago Libre

(EWH3)

Lickity Splitz Down the Pole

Baltimore Annapolis Hash House Harriers
...

Vagina is for Lawyers

Ben Franklin Mob H3
...

Drunken Honuts

(Alamogordo)

Preteen Protein

San Diego Hash House Harriers
...

Kim Slong-ungh

White House H3
...

Cockring

(Iwakuni White Sna...)

Just Emily

(EWH3)

Just Campbell

(EWH3)

Cunnil-Won't-Us

Tidewater H3
...

Armed & Manger-ous

(TrvlWhrH3)

Daddy's Little Screamer

(BAH3)

I Cunt Hear You

SHIT
I'm not a furry.

Schrödinger's Cock

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

THE VIRGINATOR!

(DCRW)

Dirty Auto Analyst

(So Happy It's Tue...)

Infidellatio

(EWH3)

Uno, Dos, Tres… LIFTOFF!

(RTH3)

Knocked Up

White House H3
2006 Aloha H3 hareball...

SeaBear Slayer

Key West Hash House Harriers
...

Wooken Pa Nub

(WH4)

Coliteral Damage

(EWH3)

Just Andrianna

(CCH3)

Tony Panda

(WH4)

Sphincter Grease

(BFMH3)

Princess Jizzmine

(DCRW)

Penis Fly Trap

Skull & Boners H3
She's a furry.

Starship InHerThighs

Whitehouse H3/DC Road Whores
Boldly Going On-On

Just Steph

(WH4)

Fire Truck

(Trailerhood H3)

I Bless the Cum Down in Africa

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Seriously 5-10

(White House H3)

Red Cock Down

Lehigh Valley Hash House Harriers
...

Pinocchi-Ho

(EWH3)

Heaven's Gape

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Do Lay Me

(WH4)

Fast and Bicurious

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Sir Lancelittle

(WH4)

SaloonDoor

Tidewater H3
“Doctor”

FukuShemale

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

#Squadholes

(EWH3)

Can't Find Trail

(Pittsburgh Hash H...)

Gaucho Behind the Coucho

Sir Walters H3
...

Fish N Tits

Whitehouse H3/DC Road Whores
...

UnleashtheFurrry

(DCFMH3)

Poon-apple Juice

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Just Alaina

(CCH3)

I Cum in the Land Down Under

Baltimore Annapolis Hash House Harriers
...

Foot and mouth

(MVH3)

Nfn cecil

(No-home)

Fjord Sexplorer

White House/Mount Vernon H3
...

Head Injury

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Atari 6900

White House H3
Finish Her!!!

Professor Cowabunghole

(TH3)

Anal Fission

(EWH3)

Magic Sharpie Ride

(BAH3)

Fort HumbleRagg

Red tent
...

Just Molly

(WH4)

The Defense Breasts

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Music to my Tears

(BFMH3)

Etherpussy

(Nomads)

Taster’s Choice

(SHIT)

Double Stuffed Whore-e-o

White House H3
...

Naughtya

(DCH4)

Dont Ask Dont Smell

(Baltimore Annapol...)

Shetland Blow Me

(EWH3)

Banana Juice

(LVH3)

Choosy Moms Choose Dick

Baltimore Annapolis Hash House Harriers
...

Raider of the Lost Box

(WH4)

Lickthyologist

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Leaning Tower of Please Ya

(EWH3)

Spit ‘n Spin

(EWH3)

Drillbert

(HbH3)

Tiny Two Stroke

DC Road Whores
Love one another and o...

Humpty Bunky

Over the Hump Hash House Harriers
...

Roll Over Bitch!

(WH4)

Deetz Nutz

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
You know I got the deetz

Mursey Fuck

(PR3H4)

Silver Spooge

(EWH3)

Judge Prudy

(Baltimore Annapol...)

Fort Dixalot

Ben Franklin Mob H3
Loot, pillage, and plu...

High Speed Cock Bumper

Tidewater H3
Portland 2015

Cum Peg Me

(NoBalls)

Just Damon

(EWH3)

Bipolar Bear

(EWH3)

PSA

(White House H3)

UrinAll the Right Places

White House H3
Hugs n' pisses!

... and Throbbin'

Baltimore Annapolis Hash House Harriers
Strobocock ... and Thr...

NASA

(RH3)

Can U Not Tinkle

(BAH3)

Packinahotlunch

Carolina Trash Hash House Harriers
Trash, Sir Walters an...

Ginja Ninja

(WH4)

TSA

(EWH3)

Magically Delicious

(HolyLand H3)

Seizures Phallus

(EWH3)

These Are The Tits You’re Looking For

(TBH3)

Gonna Probably Spew

Baltimore Annapolis Hash House Harriers
...

Luva Lamp

(Boston H3)

You May Go

(BFMH3)

Fuck A Sore Ass

Lehigh Valley Hash House Harriers
...

Cockstradamus

(BFMH3)

MoreMen Pukes Tonight

Charm City H3
Embrace your bad decis...

Unidentified Alien Snatch

(H3SoB)

Rear Protein Injection

(EWH3)

Fight of the Bumble Tree

So Happy It's Tuesday
...

HuMmeR

(NYCH3)

Deepthroat Corndog

(WH4)

Just Kevin

(Ben Franklin Mob H3)

Sexually Anxious Disease

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

DO UNTIL [ $N = 3 ];

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Slothy Seconds

Ben Franklin Mob H3
Always slothy, never s...

Daddy's Dick

(WH4)

Sorest Rump

(MeowMeowBeenz H3)

Poop there it is

Downtown Wilmington H3
...

Just James

(LVH3)

Scuba Deuce

SMUTTy Crab Hash House Harriers
Spandex Afficionado

Stone Cold Steve Autism (Silence)

(TH3)

Mouthful of Clam

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Doggy Style

(MVH3/DC Red Tent)

Sphincter Shy

(EWH3)

Pen Island

(TH3)

Highway Whore

(Nomads)

Fester The Molester

(SHIT)

Cosmo

(Tacoma H3)

All Flash No Drive

(EWH3)

A Phone Named Gerbil

Baltimore Annapolis Hash House Harriers
...

I Think We Need a 4th

(WH4)

What’s A Boner ?

(Ewh)

Slimey Limey

(WH4)

7 Shooters up the ass

Key West Hash House Harriers
...

Easter Egg Cunt

(BFMH3)

Bread Dicks, Bread Dicks Everywhere!

(BFMH3)

Tragic Carpet Ride

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

$10 Oar

WH4
...

Spewart little

(CCH3)

21 Gum Salute

(EWH3)

You Can't Handle the Poop

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Mono-Railed

Iwakuni White Snake Hash House Harriers
...

Just Karalyn

(LVH3)

Shamrock Your Cock

(EWH3)

Burlington Ho Factory

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Bambi's Bitch

(BAH3)

PutItOut

White House H3
...

MacGyver MuffDiver

Ben Franklin Mob H3
...

Sex Toys for Tots

(BFMH3)