Event Banner Image

This event is over.

WH4 Campout: Greek Week 2022

07/29 03:00 PM to 07/31 12:00 PM

A WH4 Hash Campout

Cost: $145

Shiggy:

“Let me not hash sober ingloriously and without a beverage, but let me first do some stupid thing that shall be told among men at the on-after.”
― Gispert, The White House Campout

A rego gets you:

Beer!

Five (count 'em, five) trails of magnificent quality
Entertainment in copious amounts
Sports, and Games, and BOOTY!!
Grub Friday night, all day Saturday and Sunday Morning!!!
River tubing with all the Frat Bros and Sorority Girls

and, Beer!

What do you need to know to get your Trojan Horse into the glorious House of ΨΗΙ, ΤE Chapter:
- This year out of an abundance of caution, WH4 Campout will only be admitting VACCINATED hashers to pledge.
- No we still aren't collecting your personal data - some of us Hashers may have a J.O.B. that does that but we aren't one of them.
- How do you provide status? Well first off if you are like any good Siren, you've likely already sung your vaccine call on FB - we'll look there. But if you haven't, just approach one of the committee's Rush Chairs or Starategos at an upcoming trail and we can chat!

(Got concerns or questions, send us an email @ gm.whitehousehash@gmail.com.)

COVID INFO (Help keep your kennel and community safe!)
1. DMV is now offering walk-up COVID-19 vaccines! Visit https://coronavirus.dc.gov/vaccinatedc for more information.
2. DMV have free COVID-19 exposure tracking app! Visit the DC CAN page for more information on how to activate the DC CAN system on your mobile device.
3. Check VA's COVID-19 website for informative, local, specific information.

Rego Transfers & Refunds:
While your WH4 Campout Committee is so thrilled you are pledging ΨΗΙ, ΤE we won't be managing rego transfers for you. We will not be giving refunds. You are free to transfer (sell) your rego to another hasher.


Greek Week (fraternity/sorority/classic Greece)

Campout shit like Tent and camping supplies, drinking vessel with a lid to attach to your tube, river shoes for tubing, sunscreen and bug spray, bathing suit and towel, cranium lamp, prophylactics, hangover remedy of choice

Start Location Details

Schedule of Events

3:00 pm: Sign-in. If you arrive earlier, you will be put to work.
4:00 pm Kegs tapped!
4-6:00 pm: Hab sales
6:00 pm ish: Trail and Team Bad Ideas Trivia.
8:00 pm ish: Circle and dinner.
9:00 pm: Sign-in closes.
10:00 pm: Greek row shot trail after dark.


8-10:00 am: Breakfast
10:30: Trail followed by tubing (lunch will be served before we hit the river)
4:00 pm ish: Hab sales & nap/downtime
6:00 pm Circle
7:00 pm Dinner
Midnight: Nekkid trail


8-10:00 am: Breakfast
10:00 am: Fat Boi Mimosa trail then GTFO!!
12:00 pm: Campout closes


Public Event

See the full list!

202 Hashers came

including:

Shetland Blow Me

(EWH3)

Poop there it is

Downtown Wilmington H3
...

Cunnil-Won't-Us

Tidewater H3
...

Turkey Twat

(WH4)

Stone Cold Steve Autism (Silence)

(TH3)

Just Andrianna

(CCH3)

GeriatricMandering

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
EWH3 Prom Queen

American Halfass

(MVH3)

Fire Truck

(Trailerhood H3)

Rear Protein Injection

(EWH3)

Close Encounters of the Turd Kind

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Deepthroat Corndog

(WH4)

DO UNTIL [ $N = 3 ];

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

All Flash No Drive

(EWH3)

High Speed Cock Bumper

Tidewater H3
Portland 2015

Sorest Rump

(MeowMeowBeenz H3)

Fester The Molester

(SHIT)

21 Gum Salute

(EWH3)

What’s A Boner ?

(Ewh)

Kim Slong-ungh

White House H3
...

Ginja Ninja

(WH4)

Doggy Style

(MVH3/DC Red Tent)

Highway Whore

(Nomads)

Deetz Nutz

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
You know I got the deetz

Cum Peg Me

(NoBalls)

Pen Island

(TH3)

THE VIRGINATOR!

(DCRW)

Raider of the Lost Box

(WH4)

Slippery Prick

Ben Franklin Mob H3
R U?

Rump Bumper

Tidewater H3
...

SIlence of the Goats

(BFMH3)

Spewart little

(CCH3)

Nfn cecil

(No-home)

Red Roper

(WH4)

Luva Lamp

(Boston H3)

Facial Profiling

Baltimore Annapolis Hash House Harriers
...

FukuShemale

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Cum Dumpling

(EWH3)

Gets Off Easy

(Homeless)

Armed & Manger-ous

(TrvlWhrH3)

Fort HumbleRagg

Red tent
...

Sphincter Shy

(EWH3)

Drunken Honuts

(Alamogordo)

Starship InHerThighs

Whitehouse H3/DC Road Whores
Boldly Going On-On

Open whore policy

(SHIT)

You May Go

(BFMH3)

Bubba

(CTrH3)

Sir Lancelittle

(WH4)

Dont Ask Dont Smell

(Baltimore Annapol...)

Honey Bunches of Cunt

(EWH3)

Taster’s Choice

(SHIT)

Bipolar Bear

(EWH3)

Cockstradamus

(BFMH3)

Bambi's Bitch

(BAH3)

Fast and Bicurious

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Just Jennifer

(No)

Fight of the Bumble Tree

So Happy It's Tuesday
...

dwarfus interruptus

White House H3
I Moo At Cows

Stain Gretzky

(EWH3)

HuMmeR

(NYCH3)

MacGyver MuffDiver

Ben Franklin Mob H3
...

Seizures Phallus

(EWH3)

I Bless the Cum Down in Africa

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Glue Factory Gum Job

White House H3
It's Glue! Dammit.

Just Alaina

(CCH3)

#Squadholes

(EWH3)

Packinahotlunch

Carolina Trash Hash House Harriers
Trash, Sir Walters an...

Magic Sharpie Ride

(BAH3)

I Think We Need a 4th

(WH4)

9021-Ho

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

TSA

(EWH3)

Split Her Bare

DC Road Whores
...

Do Lay Me

(WH4)

... and Throbbin'

Baltimore Annapolis Hash House Harriers
Strobocock ... and Thr...

NASA

(RH3)

Anal Fission

(EWH3)

Infidellatio

(EWH3)

Cockring

(Iwakuni White Sna...)

Just Emily

(EWH3)

Lickthyologist

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Gaucho Behind the Coucho

Sir Walters H3
...

Fuck A Sore Ass

Lehigh Valley Hash House Harriers
...

Easter Egg Cunt

(BFMH3)

Just Steph

(WH4)

Sex Toys for Tots

(BFMH3)

Slimey Limey

(WH4)

Bread Dicks, Bread Dicks Everywhere!

(BFMH3)

Ready Player None

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Atari 6900

White House H3
Finish Her!!!

UnleashtheFurrry

(DCFMH3)

Just Mario

(No)

Preteen Protein

San Diego Hash House Harriers
...

Just Liz

(Homeless)

2% MILF

(EWH3)

Daddy's Little Screamer

(BAH3)

Dirty Auto Analyst

(So Happy It's Tue...)

Testes testes 123

(YKH3)

Judge Prudy

(Baltimore Annapol...)

Chalk Girl

DC Red Tent Hash House Harriettes
Built to Spill

PutItOut

White House H3
...

You Can't Handle the Poop

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Special Red

White House H3
...

Tony Panda

(WH4)

Lickity Splitz Down the Pole

Baltimore Annapolis Hash House Harriers
...

Uno, Dos, Tres… LIFTOFF!

(RTH3)

Dyke Tyson

Mount Vernon H3
...

Mursey Fuck

(PR3H4)

Schrödinger's Cock

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Etherpussy

(Nomads)

Vagina is for Lawyers

Ben Franklin Mob H3
...

Daddy's Dick

(WH4)

Dancing Fool

(Nomads)

Leaning Tower of Please Ya

(EWH3)

Can U Not Tinkle

(BAH3)

Magically Delicious

(HolyLand H3)

Unidentified Alien Snatch

(H3SoB)

In Vino Vulvitas

Old Frederick Hash House Harriers
...

The Cumburglar!

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Cosmo

(Tacoma H3)

Basement Boy Toy

(DCPH4)

Tiny Dancer

(AlohaH3)

Fort Dixalot

Ben Franklin Mob H3
Loot, pillage, and plu...

Gonna Probably Spew

Baltimore Annapolis Hash House Harriers
...

Drillbert

(HbH3)

The Defense Breasts

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Dingle All the Way

(A_H3)

Professor Cowabunghole

(TH3)

I Cunt Hear You

SHIT
I'm not a furry.

SaloonDoor

Tidewater H3
“Doctor”

Shit Out of Luck

(MVH3)

These Are The Tits You’re Looking For

(TBH3)

Fish N Tits

Whitehouse H3/DC Road Whores
...

General Tsos Dicken

(EWH3)

Knocked Up

White House H3
2006 Aloha H3 hareball...

Banana Juice

(LVH3)

Shamrock Your Cock

(EWH3)

Choosy Moms Choose Dick

Baltimore Annapolis Hash House Harriers
...

Double Stuffed Whore-e-o

White House H3
...

Princess Jizzmine

(DCRW)

El Vago Libre

(EWH3)

The Big Limpbowski

(WH4)

Just Kevin

(Ben Franklin Mob H3)

PSA

(White House H3)

T-Blowner

Lehigh Valley Hash House Harriers
...

Pita

(RedTent)

Tragic Carpet Ride

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Just Campbell

(EWH3)

Fjord Sexplorer

White House/Mount Vernon H3
...

Sexually Anxious Disease

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Seriously 5-10

(White House H3)

Spit ‘n Spin

(EWH3)

Sphincter Grease

(BFMH3)

Just Molly

(WH4)

Foot and mouth

(MVH3)

Roll Over Bitch!

(WH4)

Where’s my D?

(BFMH3)

Just Karalyn

(LVH3)

Music to my Tears

(BFMH3)

Down Down on the Brown Brown

BFMH3
Current GM of Wilderne...

Heaven's Gape

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Finger Dickin Good

(EWH3)

UrinAll the Right Places

White House H3
Hugs n' pisses!

SeaBear Slayer

Key West Hash House Harriers
...

A Phone Named Gerbil

Baltimore Annapolis Hash House Harriers
...

Burlington Ho Factory

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Duckjob

(WH4)

$10 Oar

WH4
...

Sealed Hatch

(TH3)

I Cum in the Land Down Under

Baltimore Annapolis Hash House Harriers
...

Naughtya

(DCH4)

Tramp sub stantiation

(Charm City H3)

7 Shooters up the ass

Key West Hash House Harriers
...

Just James

(LVH3)

Boxxx Spring

(White House H3)

fingerrrr

(WH4)

Coliteral Damage

(EWH3)

Wooken Pa Nub

(WH4)

Headshart

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

1 if by Man, 2 if by She

(EWH3)

Tiny Two Stroke

DC Road Whores
Love one another and o...

Penis Fly Trap

Skull & Boners H3
She's a furry.

Can't Find Trail

(Pittsburgh Hash H...)

Head Injury

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Red Cock Down

Lehigh Valley Hash House Harriers
...

Nipples to Infinity

Southport / Oak Island Hash House Harriers
...

Pinocchi-Ho

(EWH3)

Mouthful of Clam

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Scuba Deuce

SMUTTy Crab Hash House Harriers
Spandex Afficionado

DIAL F

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
READ ALL THE PAMPHLETS...

Just Damon

(EWH3)

Mono-Railed

Iwakuni White Snake Hash House Harriers
...

MoreMen Pukes Tonight

Charm City H3
...

Tik Tok it's Dick O'Clock

(EWH3)

Poon-apple Juice

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Slothy Seconds

Ben Franklin Mob H3
Always slothy, never s...

Humpty Bunky

Over the Hump Hash House Harriers
...

Silver Spooge

(EWH3)