Cost: $145
Shiggy:
“Let me not hash sober ingloriously and without a beverage, but let me first do some stupid thing that shall be told among men at the on-after.”
― Gispert, The White House Campout
A rego gets you:
Beer!
Five (count 'em, five) trails of magnificent quality
Entertainment in copious amounts
Sports, and Games, and BOOTY!!
Grub Friday night, all day Saturday and Sunday Morning!!!
River tubing with all the Frat Bros and Sorority Girls
and, Beer!
What do you need to know to get your Trojan Horse into the glorious House of ΨΗΙ, ΤE Chapter:
- This year out of an abundance of caution, WH4 Campout will only be admitting VACCINATED hashers to pledge.
- No we still aren't collecting your personal data - some of us Hashers may have a J.O.B. that does that but we aren't one of them.
- How do you provide status? Well first off if you are like any good Siren, you've likely already sung your vaccine call on FB - we'll look there. But if you haven't, just approach one of the committee's Rush Chairs or Starategos at an upcoming trail and we can chat!
(Got concerns or questions, send us an email @ gm.whitehousehash@gmail.com.)
COVID INFO (Help keep your kennel and community safe!)
1. DMV is now offering walk-up COVID-19 vaccines! Visit https://coronavirus.dc.gov/vaccinatedc for more information.
2. DMV have free COVID-19 exposure tracking app! Visit the DC CAN page for more information on how to activate the DC CAN system on your mobile device.
3. Check VA's COVID-19 website for informative, local, specific information.
Rego Transfers & Refunds:
While your WH4 Campout Committee is so thrilled you are pledging ΨΗΙ, ΤE we won't be managing rego transfers for you. We will not be giving refunds. You are free to transfer (sell) your rego to another hasher.
Greek Week (fraternity/sorority/classic Greece)
Campout shit like Tent and camping supplies, drinking vessel with a lid to attach to your tube, river shoes for tubing, sunscreen and bug spray, bathing suit and towel, cranium lamp, prophylactics, hangover remedy of choice
3:00 pm: Sign-in. If you arrive earlier, you will be put to work.
4:00 pm Kegs tapped!
4-6:00 pm: Hab sales
6:00 pm ish: Trail and Team Bad Ideas Trivia.
8:00 pm ish: Circle and dinner.
9:00 pm: Sign-in closes.
10:00 pm: Greek row shot trail after dark.
8-10:00 am: Breakfast
10:30: Trail followed by tubing (lunch will be served before we hit the river)
4:00 pm ish: Hab sales & nap/downtime
6:00 pm Circle
7:00 pm Dinner
Midnight: Nekkid trail
8-10:00 am: Breakfast
10:00 am: Fat Boi Mimosa trail then GTFO!!
12:00 pm: Campout closes
including:
NASA
(RH3)
Cum Peg Me
(NoBalls)
Open whore policy
(SHIT)
Pita
(RedTent)
What’s A Boner ?
(Ewh)
Pinocchi-Ho
(EWH3)
Just Molly
(WH4)
THE VIRGINATOR!
(DCRW)
El Vago Libre
(EWH3)
Naughtya
(DCH4)
Leaning Tower of Please Ya
(EWH3)
Raider of the Lost Box
(WH4)
Magically Delicious
(HolyLand H3)
Red Roper
(WH4)
Coliteral Damage
(EWH3)
Sealed Hatch
(TH3)
Banana Juice
(LVH3)
SIlence of the Goats
(BFMH3)
TSA
(EWH3)
Etherpussy
(Nomads)
Can't Find Trail
(Pittsburgh Hash H...)
Mursey Fuck
(PR3H4)
Pen Island
(TH3)
Dont Ask Dont Smell
(Baltimore Annapol...)
Do Lay Me
(WH4)
Just Kevin
(Ben Franklin Mob H3)
Just Campbell
(EWH3)
General Tsos Dicken
(EWH3)
Cosmo
(Tacoma H3)
2% MILF
(EWH3)
Princess Jizzmine
(DCRW)
Silver Spooge
(EWH3)
Rear Protein Injection
(EWH3)
HuMmeR
(NYCH3)
PSA
(White House H3)
Deepthroat Corndog
(WH4)
Dingle All the Way
(A_H3)
Infidellatio
(EWH3)
Highway Whore
(Nomads)
You May Go
(BFMH3)
21 Gum Salute
(EWH3)
Music to my Tears
(BFMH3)
Foot and mouth
(MVH3)
Cum Dumpling
(EWH3)
Stone Cold Steve Autism (Silence)
(TH3)
Testes testes 123
(YKH3)
Luva Lamp
(Boston H3)
Bubba
(CTrH3)
Ginja Ninja
(WH4)
Bambi's Bitch
(BAH3)
Just Emily
(EWH3)
Honey Bunches of Cunt
(EWH3)
Slimey Limey
(WH4)
Judge Prudy
(Baltimore Annapol...)
Sphincter Shy
(EWH3)
Uno, Dos, Tres… LIFTOFF!
(RTH3)
Tik Tok it's Dick O'Clock
(EWH3)
Just James
(LVH3)
Gets Off Easy
(Homeless)
Cockstradamus
(BFMH3)
Roll Over Bitch!
(WH4)
Spewart little
(CCH3)
Daddy's Dick
(WH4)
Fester The Molester
(SHIT)
1 if by Man, 2 if by She
(EWH3)
Drunken Honuts
(Alamogordo)
Can U Not Tinkle
(BAH3)
Wooken Pa Nub
(WH4)
UnleashtheFurrry
(DCFMH3)
Finger Dickin Good
(EWH3)
Just Jennifer
(No)
Seizures Phallus
(EWH3)
Turkey Twat
(WH4)
Just Liz
(Homeless)
Shit Out of Luck
(MVH3)
Bipolar Bear
(EWH3)
Easter Egg Cunt
(BFMH3)
Anal Fission
(EWH3)
The Big Limpbowski
(WH4)
fingerrrr
(WH4)
Tiny Dancer
(AlohaH3)
Fire Truck
(Trailerhood H3)
I Think We Need a 4th
(WH4)
Just Damon
(EWH3)
Drillbert
(HbH3)
Bread Dicks, Bread Dicks Everywhere!
(BFMH3)
Just Alaina
(CCH3)
Where’s my D?
(BFMH3)
All Flash No Drive
(EWH3)
Tony Panda
(WH4)
Just Andrianna
(CCH3)
Sorest Rump
(MeowMeowBeenz H3)
Taster’s Choice
(SHIT)
Unidentified Alien Snatch
(H3SoB)
Doggy Style
(MVH3/DC Red Tent)
Sex Toys for Tots
(BFMH3)
Professor Cowabunghole
(TH3)
#Squadholes
(EWH3)
Shetland Blow Me
(EWH3)
Sir Lancelittle
(WH4)
Just Mario
(No)
Dirty Auto Analyst
(So Happy It's Tue...)
Armed & Manger-ous
(TrvlWhrH3)
Cockring
(Iwakuni White Sna...)
Seriously 5-10
(White House H3)
Magic Sharpie Ride
(BAH3)
American Halfass
(MVH3)
Boxxx Spring
(White House H3)
Sphincter Grease
(BFMH3)
Shamrock Your Cock
(EWH3)
Nfn cecil
(No-home)
Just Steph
(WH4)
Stain Gretzky
(EWH3)
Tramp sub stantiation
(Charm City H3)
These Are The Tits You’re Looking For
(TBH3)
Spit ‘n Spin
(EWH3)
Just Karalyn
(LVH3)
Dancing Fool
(Nomads)
Daddy's Little Screamer
(BAH3)
Basement Boy Toy
(DCPH4)
Duckjob
(WH4)
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