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WH4 Campout: Greek Week 2022

07/29 03:00 PM to 07/31 12:00 PM

A WH4 Hash Campout

Cost: $145

Shiggy:

“Let me not hash sober ingloriously and without a beverage, but let me first do some stupid thing that shall be told among men at the on-after.”
― Gispert, The White House Campout

A rego gets you:

Beer!

Five (count 'em, five) trails of magnificent quality
Entertainment in copious amounts
Sports, and Games, and BOOTY!!
Grub Friday night, all day Saturday and Sunday Morning!!!
River tubing with all the Frat Bros and Sorority Girls

and, Beer!

What do you need to know to get your Trojan Horse into the glorious House of ΨΗΙ, ΤE Chapter:
- This year out of an abundance of caution, WH4 Campout will only be admitting VACCINATED hashers to pledge.
- No we still aren't collecting your personal data - some of us Hashers may have a J.O.B. that does that but we aren't one of them.
- How do you provide status? Well first off if you are like any good Siren, you've likely already sung your vaccine call on FB - we'll look there. But if you haven't, just approach one of the committee's Rush Chairs or Starategos at an upcoming trail and we can chat!

(Got concerns or questions, send us an email @ gm.whitehousehash@gmail.com.)

COVID INFO (Help keep your kennel and community safe!)
1. DMV is now offering walk-up COVID-19 vaccines! Visit https://coronavirus.dc.gov/vaccinatedc for more information.
2. DMV have free COVID-19 exposure tracking app! Visit the DC CAN page for more information on how to activate the DC CAN system on your mobile device.
3. Check VA's COVID-19 website for informative, local, specific information.

Rego Transfers & Refunds:
While your WH4 Campout Committee is so thrilled you are pledging ΨΗΙ, ΤE we won't be managing rego transfers for you. We will not be giving refunds. You are free to transfer (sell) your rego to another hasher.


Greek Week (fraternity/sorority/classic Greece)

Campout shit like Tent and camping supplies, drinking vessel with a lid to attach to your tube, river shoes for tubing, sunscreen and bug spray, bathing suit and towel, cranium lamp, prophylactics, hangover remedy of choice

Start Location Details

Schedule of Events

3:00 pm: Sign-in. If you arrive earlier, you will be put to work.
4:00 pm Kegs tapped!
4-6:00 pm: Hab sales
6:00 pm ish: Trail and Team Bad Ideas Trivia.
8:00 pm ish: Circle and dinner.
9:00 pm: Sign-in closes.
10:00 pm: Greek row shot trail after dark.


8-10:00 am: Breakfast
10:30: Trail followed by tubing (lunch will be served before we hit the river)
4:00 pm ish: Hab sales & nap/downtime
6:00 pm Circle
7:00 pm Dinner
Midnight: Nekkid trail


8-10:00 am: Breakfast
10:00 am: Fat Boi Mimosa trail then GTFO!!
12:00 pm: Campout closes


Public Event

See the full list!

202 Hashers came

including:

Drunken Honuts

(Alamogordo)

Atari 6900

White House H3
Finish Her!!!

Just Emily

(EWH3)

Roll Over Bitch!

(WH4)

Can't Find Trail

(Pittsburgh Hash H...)

Fort HumbleRagg

Red tent
...

Music to my Tears

(BFMH3)

$10 Oar

WH4
...

Sir Lancelittle

(WH4)

Humpty Bunky

Over the Hump Hash House Harriers
...

Ginja Ninja

(WH4)

Banana Juice

(LVH3)

Sorest Rump

(MeowMeowBeenz H3)

General Tsos Dicken

(EWH3)

Fester The Molester

(SHIT)

Sphincter Shy

(EWH3)

I Cum in the Land Down Under

Baltimore Annapolis Hash House Harriers
...

Luva Lamp

(Boston H3)

El Vago Libre

(EWH3)

Stone Cold Steve Autism (Silence)

(TH3)

#Squadholes

(EWH3)

Duckjob

(WH4)

Leaning Tower of Please Ya

(EWH3)

Testes testes 123

(YKH3)

... and Throbbin'

Baltimore Annapolis Hash House Harriers
Strobocock ... and Thr...

Cum Peg Me

(NoBalls)

Cunnil-Won't-Us

Tidewater H3
...

Glue Factory Gum Job

White House H3
It's Glue! Dammit.

fingerrrr

(WH4)

The Cumburglar!

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

THE VIRGINATOR!

(DCRW)

7 Shooters up the ass

Key West Hash House Harriers
...

Taster’s Choice

(SHIT)

Bipolar Bear

(EWH3)

UrinAll the Right Places

White House H3
Hugs n' pisses!

Lickity Splitz Down the Pole

Baltimore Annapolis Hash House Harriers
...

Easter Egg Cunt

(BFMH3)

Drillbert

(HbH3)

Shit Out of Luck

(MVH3)

Honey Bunches of Cunt

(EWH3)

Professor Cowabunghole

(TH3)

Tiny Dancer

(AlohaH3)

2% MILF

(EWH3)

Just Damon

(EWH3)

Deetz Nutz

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
You know I got the deetz

Close Encounters of the Turd Kind

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Choosy Moms Choose Dick

Baltimore Annapolis Hash House Harriers
...

Sex Toys for Tots

(BFMH3)

All Flash No Drive

(EWH3)

Judge Prudy

(Baltimore Annapol...)

Etherpussy

(Nomads)

SeaBear Slayer

Key West Hash House Harriers
...

You Can't Handle the Poop

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Anal Fission

(EWH3)

Daddy's Little Screamer

(BAH3)

Tiny Two Stroke

DC Road Whores
Love one another and o...

9021-Ho

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Dont Ask Dont Smell

(Baltimore Annapol...)

Princess Jizzmine

(DCRW)

Mono-Railed

Iwakuni White Snake Hash House Harriers
...

Just Liz

(Homeless)

Do Lay Me

(WH4)

Just Kevin

(Ben Franklin Mob H3)

Turkey Twat

(WH4)

Dirty Auto Analyst

(So Happy It's Tue...)

Bread Dicks, Bread Dicks Everywhere!

(BFMH3)

Rump Bumper

Tidewater H3
...

Boxxx Spring

(White House H3)

Slippery Prick

Ben Franklin Mob H3
R U?

Stain Gretzky

(EWH3)

Kim Slong-ungh

White House H3
...

FukuShemale

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Fort Dixalot

Ben Franklin Mob H3
Loot, pillage, and plu...

NASA

(RH3)

Bubba

(CTrH3)

Seriously 5-10

(White House H3)

Spewart little

(CCH3)

Spit ‘n Spin

(EWH3)

Cosmo

(Tacoma H3)

Silver Spooge

(EWH3)

Tik Tok it's Dick O'Clock

(EWH3)

Cockring

(Iwakuni White Sna...)

Raider of the Lost Box

(WH4)

A Phone Named Gerbil

Baltimore Annapolis Hash House Harriers
...

Daddy's Dick

(WH4)

1 if by Man, 2 if by She

(EWH3)

Finger Dickin Good

(EWH3)

Down Down on the Brown Brown

BFMH3
Current GM of Wilderne...

Gonna Probably Spew

Baltimore Annapolis Hash House Harriers
...

Cockstradamus

(BFMH3)

Fjord Sexplorer

White House/Mount Vernon H3
...

Gets Off Easy

(Homeless)

Double Stuffed Whore-e-o

White House H3
...

Fast and Bicurious

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Basement Boy Toy

(DCPH4)

Sphincter Grease

(BFMH3)

Seizures Phallus

(EWH3)

Pita

(RedTent)

T-Blowner

Lehigh Valley Hash House Harriers
...

Heaven's Gape

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Unidentified Alien Snatch

(H3SoB)

Dyke Tyson

Mount Vernon H3
...

Fuck A Sore Ass

Lehigh Valley Hash House Harriers
...

Tony Panda

(WH4)

Dingle All the Way

(A_H3)

Just James

(LVH3)

Fish N Tits

Whitehouse H3/DC Road Whores
...

Head Injury

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Penis Fly Trap

Skull & Boners H3
She's a furry.

Red Cock Down

Lehigh Valley Hash House Harriers
...

Chalk Girl

DC Red Tent Hash House Harriettes
Built to Spill

Facial Profiling

Baltimore Annapolis Hash House Harriers
...

SaloonDoor

Tidewater H3
“Doctor”

21 Gum Salute

(EWH3)

These Are The Tits You’re Looking For

(TBH3)

Shetland Blow Me

(EWH3)

Where’s my D?

(BFMH3)

Open whore policy

(SHIT)

Dancing Fool

(Nomads)

Coliteral Damage

(EWH3)

Uno, Dos, Tres… LIFTOFF!

(RTH3)

PSA

(White House H3)

You May Go

(BFMH3)

Nipples to Infinity

Southport / Oak Island Hash House Harriers
...

Gaucho Behind the Coucho

Sir Walters H3
...

Headshart

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Schrödinger's Cock

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Mursey Fuck

(PR3H4)

Just Campbell

(EWH3)

Bambi's Bitch

(BAH3)

Sexually Anxious Disease

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

MoreMen Pukes Tonight

Charm City H3
...

Scuba Deuce

SMUTTy Crab Hash House Harriers
Spandex Afficionado

Preteen Protein

San Diego Hash House Harriers
...

Deepthroat Corndog

(WH4)

Cum Dumpling

(EWH3)

Knocked Up

White House H3
2006 Aloha H3 hareball...

Poon-apple Juice

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

The Big Limpbowski

(WH4)

Naughtya

(DCH4)

High Speed Cock Bumper

Tidewater H3
Portland 2015

Mouthful of Clam

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Fight of the Bumble Tree

So Happy It's Tuesday
...

Magic Sharpie Ride

(BAH3)

Shamrock Your Cock

(EWH3)

Just Molly

(WH4)

Special Red

White House H3
...

Magically Delicious

(HolyLand H3)

UnleashtheFurrry

(DCFMH3)

Foot and mouth

(MVH3)

Tramp sub stantiation

(Charm City H3)

Can U Not Tinkle

(BAH3)

Doggy Style

(MVH3/DC Red Tent)

Wooken Pa Nub

(WH4)

Just Mario

(No)

Nfn cecil

(No-home)

Sealed Hatch

(TH3)

Rear Protein Injection

(EWH3)

Starship InHerThighs

Whitehouse H3/DC Road Whores
Boldly Going On-On

MacGyver MuffDiver

Ben Franklin Mob H3
...

Pinocchi-Ho

(EWH3)

What’s A Boner ?

(Ewh)

Just Andrianna

(CCH3)

Just Karalyn

(LVH3)

DIAL F

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
READ ALL THE PAMPHLETS...

Just Jennifer

(No)

Split Her Bare

DC Road Whores
...

Fire Truck

(Trailerhood H3)

Slimey Limey

(WH4)

HuMmeR

(NYCH3)

Poop there it is

Downtown Wilmington H3
...

I Think We Need a 4th

(WH4)

Just Alaina

(CCH3)

The Defense Breasts

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

SIlence of the Goats

(BFMH3)

I Bless the Cum Down in Africa

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

DO UNTIL [ $N = 3 ];

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

In Vino Vulvitas

Old Frederick Hash House Harriers
...

dwarfus interruptus

White House H3
I Moo At Cows

Vagina is for Lawyers

Ben Franklin Mob H3
...

Infidellatio

(EWH3)

Highway Whore

(Nomads)

TSA

(EWH3)

Slothy Seconds

Ben Franklin Mob H3
Always slothy, never s...

Packinahotlunch

Carolina Trash Hash House Harriers
Trash, Sir Walters an...

Lickthyologist

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

American Halfass

(MVH3)

Pen Island

(TH3)

Burlington Ho Factory

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

I Cunt Hear You

SHIT
I'm not a furry.

Ready Player None

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

GeriatricMandering

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
EWH3 Prom Queen

PutItOut

White House H3
...

Red Roper

(WH4)

Just Steph

(WH4)

Armed & Manger-ous

(TrvlWhrH3)

Tragic Carpet Ride

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...