Cost: $145
Shiggy:
“Let me not hash sober ingloriously and without a beverage, but let me first do some stupid thing that shall be told among men at the on-after.”
― Gispert, The White House Campout
A rego gets you:
Beer!
Five (count 'em, five) trails of magnificent quality
Entertainment in copious amounts
Sports, and Games, and BOOTY!!
Grub Friday night, all day Saturday and Sunday Morning!!!
River tubing with all the Frat Bros and Sorority Girls
and, Beer!
What do you need to know to get your Trojan Horse into the glorious House of ΨΗΙ, ΤE Chapter:
- This year out of an abundance of caution, WH4 Campout will only be admitting VACCINATED hashers to pledge.
- No we still aren't collecting your personal data - some of us Hashers may have a J.O.B. that does that but we aren't one of them.
- How do you provide status? Well first off if you are like any good Siren, you've likely already sung your vaccine call on FB - we'll look there. But if you haven't, just approach one of the committee's Rush Chairs or Starategos at an upcoming trail and we can chat!
(Got concerns or questions, send us an email @ gm.whitehousehash@gmail.com.)
COVID INFO (Help keep your kennel and community safe!)
1. DMV is now offering walk-up COVID-19 vaccines! Visit https://coronavirus.dc.gov/vaccinatedc for more information.
2. DMV have free COVID-19 exposure tracking app! Visit the DC CAN page for more information on how to activate the DC CAN system on your mobile device.
3. Check VA's COVID-19 website for informative, local, specific information.
Rego Transfers & Refunds:
While your WH4 Campout Committee is so thrilled you are pledging ΨΗΙ, ΤE we won't be managing rego transfers for you. We will not be giving refunds. You are free to transfer (sell) your rego to another hasher.
Greek Week (fraternity/sorority/classic Greece)
Campout shit like Tent and camping supplies, drinking vessel with a lid to attach to your tube, river shoes for tubing, sunscreen and bug spray, bathing suit and towel, cranium lamp, prophylactics, hangover remedy of choice
3:00 pm: Sign-in. If you arrive earlier, you will be put to work.
4:00 pm Kegs tapped!
4-6:00 pm: Hab sales
6:00 pm ish: Trail and Team Bad Ideas Trivia.
8:00 pm ish: Circle and dinner.
9:00 pm: Sign-in closes.
10:00 pm: Greek row shot trail after dark.
8-10:00 am: Breakfast
10:30: Trail followed by tubing (lunch will be served before we hit the river)
4:00 pm ish: Hab sales & nap/downtime
6:00 pm Circle
7:00 pm Dinner
Midnight: Nekkid trail
8-10:00 am: Breakfast
10:00 am: Fat Boi Mimosa trail then GTFO!!
12:00 pm: Campout closes
including:
Mursey Fuck
(PR3H4)
Cockring
(Iwakuni White Sna...)
Sorest Rump
(MeowMeowBeenz H3)
Doggy Style
(MVH3/DC Red Tent)
Sir Lancelittle
(WH4)
Magic Sharpie Ride
(BAH3)
Dont Ask Dont Smell
(Baltimore Annapol...)
Basement Boy Toy
(DCPH4)
Nfn cecil
(No-home)
Sphincter Grease
(BFMH3)
Just Alaina
(CCH3)
Tiny Dancer
(AlohaH3)
fingerrrr
(WH4)
Coliteral Damage
(EWH3)
Roll Over Bitch!
(WH4)
Just Molly
(WH4)
THE VIRGINATOR!
(DCRW)
Bubba
(CTrH3)
Luva Lamp
(Boston H3)
Can't Find Trail
(Pittsburgh Hash H...)
Cum Peg Me
(NoBalls)
Rear Protein Injection
(EWH3)
Shit Out of Luck
(MVH3)
All Flash No Drive
(EWH3)
Open whore policy
(SHIT)
Taster’s Choice
(SHIT)
Magically Delicious
(HolyLand H3)
Slimey Limey
(WH4)
Daddy's Dick
(WH4)
Leaning Tower of Please Ya
(EWH3)
Dancing Fool
(Nomads)
Infidellatio
(EWH3)
Banana Juice
(LVH3)
Bambi's Bitch
(BAH3)
El Vago Libre
(EWH3)
Where’s my D?
(BFMH3)
Drillbert
(HbH3)
Armed & Manger-ous
(TrvlWhrH3)
Tramp sub stantiation
(Charm City H3)
UnleashtheFurrry
(DCFMH3)
Bread Dicks, Bread Dicks Everywhere!
(BFMH3)
Stain Gretzky
(EWH3)
SIlence of the Goats
(BFMH3)
Etherpussy
(Nomads)
Dirty Auto Analyst
(So Happy It's Tue...)
Just Emily
(EWH3)
Foot and mouth
(MVH3)
Cosmo
(Tacoma H3)
Duckjob
(WH4)
Professor Cowabunghole
(TH3)
Ginja Ninja
(WH4)
Dingle All the Way
(A_H3)
Boxxx Spring
(White House H3)
Just Liz
(Homeless)
Wooken Pa Nub
(WH4)
American Halfass
(MVH3)
These Are The Tits You’re Looking For
(TBH3)
Easter Egg Cunt
(BFMH3)
I Think We Need a 4th
(WH4)
Fire Truck
(Trailerhood H3)
Pen Island
(TH3)
Can U Not Tinkle
(BAH3)
Just Mario
(No)
Anal Fission
(EWH3)
Judge Prudy
(Baltimore Annapol...)
Just Karalyn
(LVH3)
Cockstradamus
(BFMH3)
HuMmeR
(NYCH3)
1 if by Man, 2 if by She
(EWH3)
Spit ‘n Spin
(EWH3)
Just Kevin
(Ben Franklin Mob H3)
Tony Panda
(WH4)
Just Andrianna
(CCH3)
Spewart little
(CCH3)
Cum Dumpling
(EWH3)
Sealed Hatch
(TH3)
Princess Jizzmine
(DCRW)
Red Roper
(WH4)
Drunken Honuts
(Alamogordo)
Silver Spooge
(EWH3)
Stone Cold Steve Autism (Silence)
(TH3)
You May Go
(BFMH3)
Testes testes 123
(YKH3)
Just Campbell
(EWH3)
Pinocchi-Ho
(EWH3)
Raider of the Lost Box
(WH4)
Finger Dickin Good
(EWH3)
PSA
(White House H3)
Highway Whore
(Nomads)
Shetland Blow Me
(EWH3)
Seriously 5-10
(White House H3)
Gets Off Easy
(Homeless)
Tik Tok it's Dick O'Clock
(EWH3)
The Big Limpbowski
(WH4)
Just Jennifer
(No)
Uno, Dos, Tres… LIFTOFF!
(RTH3)
Do Lay Me
(WH4)
Shamrock Your Cock
(EWH3)
Just James
(LVH3)
Deepthroat Corndog
(WH4)
Turkey Twat
(WH4)
NASA
(RH3)
TSA
(EWH3)
Sphincter Shy
(EWH3)
2% MILF
(EWH3)
Music to my Tears
(BFMH3)
Just Damon
(EWH3)
Bipolar Bear
(EWH3)
Sex Toys for Tots
(BFMH3)
Just Steph
(WH4)
Pita
(RedTent)
General Tsos Dicken
(EWH3)
21 Gum Salute
(EWH3)
Naughtya
(DCH4)
Unidentified Alien Snatch
(H3SoB)
Honey Bunches of Cunt
(EWH3)
Fester The Molester
(SHIT)
Seizures Phallus
(EWH3)
What’s A Boner ?
(Ewh)
#Squadholes
(EWH3)
Daddy's Little Screamer
(BAH3)
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