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WH4 Campout: Greek Week 2022

07/29 03:00 PM to 07/31 12:00 PM

A WH4 Hash Campout

Cost: $145

Shiggy:

“Let me not hash sober ingloriously and without a beverage, but let me first do some stupid thing that shall be told among men at the on-after.”
― Gispert, The White House Campout

A rego gets you:

Beer!

Five (count 'em, five) trails of magnificent quality
Entertainment in copious amounts
Sports, and Games, and BOOTY!!
Grub Friday night, all day Saturday and Sunday Morning!!!
River tubing with all the Frat Bros and Sorority Girls

and, Beer!

What do you need to know to get your Trojan Horse into the glorious House of ΨΗΙ, ΤE Chapter:
- This year out of an abundance of caution, WH4 Campout will only be admitting VACCINATED hashers to pledge.
- No we still aren't collecting your personal data - some of us Hashers may have a J.O.B. that does that but we aren't one of them.
- How do you provide status? Well first off if you are like any good Siren, you've likely already sung your vaccine call on FB - we'll look there. But if you haven't, just approach one of the committee's Rush Chairs or Starategos at an upcoming trail and we can chat!

(Got concerns or questions, send us an email @ gm.whitehousehash@gmail.com.)

COVID INFO (Help keep your kennel and community safe!)
1. DMV is now offering walk-up COVID-19 vaccines! Visit https://coronavirus.dc.gov/vaccinatedc for more information.
2. DMV have free COVID-19 exposure tracking app! Visit the DC CAN page for more information on how to activate the DC CAN system on your mobile device.
3. Check VA's COVID-19 website for informative, local, specific information.

Rego Transfers & Refunds:
While your WH4 Campout Committee is so thrilled you are pledging ΨΗΙ, ΤE we won't be managing rego transfers for you. We will not be giving refunds. You are free to transfer (sell) your rego to another hasher.


Greek Week (fraternity/sorority/classic Greece)

Campout shit like Tent and camping supplies, drinking vessel with a lid to attach to your tube, river shoes for tubing, sunscreen and bug spray, bathing suit and towel, cranium lamp, prophylactics, hangover remedy of choice

Start Location Details

Schedule of Events

3:00 pm: Sign-in. If you arrive earlier, you will be put to work.
4:00 pm Kegs tapped!
4-6:00 pm: Hab sales
6:00 pm ish: Trail and Team Bad Ideas Trivia.
8:00 pm ish: Circle and dinner.
9:00 pm: Sign-in closes.
10:00 pm: Greek row shot trail after dark.


8-10:00 am: Breakfast
10:30: Trail followed by tubing (lunch will be served before we hit the river)
4:00 pm ish: Hab sales & nap/downtime
6:00 pm Circle
7:00 pm Dinner
Midnight: Nekkid trail


8-10:00 am: Breakfast
10:00 am: Fat Boi Mimosa trail then GTFO!!
12:00 pm: Campout closes


Public Event

See the full list!

202 Hashers came

including:

MacGyver MuffDiver

Ben Franklin Mob H3
...

Kim Slong-ungh

White House H3
...

Mursey Fuck

(PR3H4)

Poon-apple Juice

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Cockring

(Iwakuni White Sna...)

Vagina is for Lawyers

Ben Franklin Mob H3
...

Sorest Rump

(MeowMeowBeenz H3)

Doggy Style

(MVH3/DC Red Tent)

Sir Lancelittle

(WH4)

Tragic Carpet Ride

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Magic Sharpie Ride

(BAH3)

High Speed Cock Bumper

Tidewater H3
Portland 2015

Poop there it is

Downtown Wilmington H3
...

Gaucho Behind the Coucho

Sir Walters H3
...

Gonna Probably Spew

Baltimore Annapolis Hash House Harriers
...

Dont Ask Dont Smell

(Baltimore Annapol...)

Basement Boy Toy

(DCPH4)

SaloonDoor

Tidewater H3
“Doctor”

Nfn cecil

(No-home)

Sphincter Grease

(BFMH3)

Cunnil-Won't-Us

Tidewater H3
...

Just Alaina

(CCH3)

Atari 6900

White House H3
Finish Her!!!

Tiny Dancer

(AlohaH3)

Heaven's Gape

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

fingerrrr

(WH4)

Chalk Girl

DC Red Tent Hash House Harriettes
Built to Spill

Knocked Up

White House H3
2006 Aloha H3 hareball...

Coliteral Damage

(EWH3)

Roll Over Bitch!

(WH4)

Just Molly

(WH4)

PutItOut

White House H3
...

THE VIRGINATOR!

(DCRW)

Bubba

(CTrH3)

Luva Lamp

(Boston H3)

Can't Find Trail

(Pittsburgh Hash H...)

Double Stuffed Whore-e-o

White House H3
...

Cum Peg Me

(NoBalls)

Rear Protein Injection

(EWH3)

Fast and Bicurious

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Shit Out of Luck

(MVH3)

All Flash No Drive

(EWH3)

Open whore policy

(SHIT)

9021-Ho

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

... and Throbbin'

Baltimore Annapolis Hash House Harriers
Strobocock ... and Thr...

Taster’s Choice

(SHIT)

Magically Delicious

(HolyLand H3)

Sexually Anxious Disease

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Slimey Limey

(WH4)

Daddy's Dick

(WH4)

The Defense Breasts

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Leaning Tower of Please Ya

(EWH3)

Fort Dixalot

Ben Franklin Mob H3
Loot, pillage, and plu...

Fish N Tits

Whitehouse H3/DC Road Whores
...

Slothy Seconds

Ben Franklin Mob H3
Always slothy, never s...

Dancing Fool

(Nomads)

Infidellatio

(EWH3)

Banana Juice

(LVH3)

Bambi's Bitch

(BAH3)

El Vago Libre

(EWH3)

Where’s my D?

(BFMH3)

Drillbert

(HbH3)

Armed & Manger-ous

(TrvlWhrH3)

Humpty Bunky

Over the Hump Hash House Harriers
...

Close Encounters of the Turd Kind

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

T-Blowner

Lehigh Valley Hash House Harriers
...

Tramp sub stantiation

(Charm City H3)

7 Shooters up the ass

Key West Hash House Harriers
...

UnleashtheFurrry

(DCFMH3)

Bread Dicks, Bread Dicks Everywhere!

(BFMH3)

In Vino Vulvitas

Old Frederick Hash House Harriers
...

Dyke Tyson

Mount Vernon H3
...

Stain Gretzky

(EWH3)

SIlence of the Goats

(BFMH3)

I Cum in the Land Down Under

Baltimore Annapolis Hash House Harriers
...

Etherpussy

(Nomads)

You Can't Handle the Poop

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Dirty Auto Analyst

(So Happy It's Tue...)

Fight of the Bumble Tree

So Happy It's Tuesday
...

Just Emily

(EWH3)

Foot and mouth

(MVH3)

Down Down on the Brown Brown

BFMH3
Current GM of Wilderne...

Cosmo

(Tacoma H3)

Duckjob

(WH4)

Professor Cowabunghole

(TH3)

Ginja Ninja

(WH4)

Dingle All the Way

(A_H3)

Scuba Deuce

SMUTTy Crab Hash House Harriers
Spandex Afficionado

The Cumburglar!

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Boxxx Spring

(White House H3)

Ready Player None

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Just Liz

(Homeless)

Fuck A Sore Ass

Lehigh Valley Hash House Harriers
...

Lickity Splitz Down the Pole

Baltimore Annapolis Hash House Harriers
...

Choosy Moms Choose Dick

Baltimore Annapolis Hash House Harriers
...

Preteen Protein

San Diego Hash House Harriers
...

Wooken Pa Nub

(WH4)

American Halfass

(MVH3)

These Are The Tits You’re Looking For

(TBH3)

Easter Egg Cunt

(BFMH3)

Split Her Bare

DC Road Whores
...

Tiny Two Stroke

DC Road Whores
Love one another and o...

I Think We Need a 4th

(WH4)

Fort HumbleRagg

Red tent
...

Fire Truck

(Trailerhood H3)

Pen Island

(TH3)

Can U Not Tinkle

(BAH3)

Just Mario

(No)

Mono-Railed

Iwakuni White Snake Hash House Harriers
...

Anal Fission

(EWH3)

Judge Prudy

(Baltimore Annapol...)

Just Karalyn

(LVH3)

Cockstradamus

(BFMH3)

GeriatricMandering

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
EWH3 Prom Queen

FukuShemale

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Slippery Prick

Ben Franklin Mob H3
R U?

HuMmeR

(NYCH3)

Fjord Sexplorer

White House/Mount Vernon H3
...

1 if by Man, 2 if by She

(EWH3)

Spit ‘n Spin

(EWH3)

Just Kevin

(Ben Franklin Mob H3)

Tony Panda

(WH4)

DIAL F

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
READ ALL THE PAMPHLETS...

Just Andrianna

(CCH3)

Spewart little

(CCH3)

I Bless the Cum Down in Africa

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Cum Dumpling

(EWH3)

Burlington Ho Factory

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Sealed Hatch

(TH3)

Princess Jizzmine

(DCRW)

Deetz Nutz

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
You know I got the deetz

Red Roper

(WH4)

Schrödinger's Cock

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Penis Fly Trap

Skull & Boners H3
She's a furry.

Drunken Honuts

(Alamogordo)

Silver Spooge

(EWH3)

Stone Cold Steve Autism (Silence)

(TH3)

You May Go

(BFMH3)

I Cunt Hear You

SHIT
I'm not a furry.

Testes testes 123

(YKH3)

Just Campbell

(EWH3)

Pinocchi-Ho

(EWH3)

Special Red

White House H3
...

dwarfus interruptus

White House H3
I Moo At Cows

Packinahotlunch

Carolina Trash Hash House Harriers
Trash, Sir Walters an...

Raider of the Lost Box

(WH4)

Starship InHerThighs

Whitehouse H3/DC Road Whores
Boldly Going On-On

Finger Dickin Good

(EWH3)

PSA

(White House H3)

DO UNTIL [ $N = 3 ];

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Highway Whore

(Nomads)

Head Injury

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Shetland Blow Me

(EWH3)

Seriously 5-10

(White House H3)

$10 Oar

WH4
...

Gets Off Easy

(Homeless)

Rump Bumper

Tidewater H3
...

Lickthyologist

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Tik Tok it's Dick O'Clock

(EWH3)

The Big Limpbowski

(WH4)

Red Cock Down

Lehigh Valley Hash House Harriers
...

Just Jennifer

(No)

Uno, Dos, Tres… LIFTOFF!

(RTH3)

Do Lay Me

(WH4)

Shamrock Your Cock

(EWH3)

Just James

(LVH3)

Deepthroat Corndog

(WH4)

UrinAll the Right Places

White House H3
Hugs n' pisses!

Turkey Twat

(WH4)

SeaBear Slayer

Key West Hash House Harriers
...

NASA

(RH3)

TSA

(EWH3)

Sphincter Shy

(EWH3)

2% MILF

(EWH3)

Music to my Tears

(BFMH3)

Just Damon

(EWH3)

Bipolar Bear

(EWH3)

Sex Toys for Tots

(BFMH3)

Just Steph

(WH4)

Pita

(RedTent)

Mouthful of Clam

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

General Tsos Dicken

(EWH3)

Headshart

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

21 Gum Salute

(EWH3)

Naughtya

(DCH4)

Unidentified Alien Snatch

(H3SoB)

MoreMen Pukes Tonight

Charm City H3
Embrace your bad decis...

A Phone Named Gerbil

Baltimore Annapolis Hash House Harriers
...

Nipples to Infinity

Southport / Oak Island Hash House Harriers
...

Honey Bunches of Cunt

(EWH3)

Fester The Molester

(SHIT)

Seizures Phallus

(EWH3)

What’s A Boner ?

(Ewh)

Facial Profiling

Baltimore Annapolis Hash House Harriers
...

#Squadholes

(EWH3)

Glue Factory Gum Job

White House H3
It's Glue! Dammit.

Daddy's Little Screamer

(BAH3)