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WH4 Campout: Greek Week 2022

07/29 03:00 PM to 07/31 12:00 PM

A WH4 Hash Campout

Cost: $145

Shiggy:

“Let me not hash sober ingloriously and without a beverage, but let me first do some stupid thing that shall be told among men at the on-after.”
― Gispert, The White House Campout

A rego gets you:

Beer!

Five (count 'em, five) trails of magnificent quality
Entertainment in copious amounts
Sports, and Games, and BOOTY!!
Grub Friday night, all day Saturday and Sunday Morning!!!
River tubing with all the Frat Bros and Sorority Girls

and, Beer!

What do you need to know to get your Trojan Horse into the glorious House of ΨΗΙ, ΤE Chapter:
- This year out of an abundance of caution, WH4 Campout will only be admitting VACCINATED hashers to pledge.
- No we still aren't collecting your personal data - some of us Hashers may have a J.O.B. that does that but we aren't one of them.
- How do you provide status? Well first off if you are like any good Siren, you've likely already sung your vaccine call on FB - we'll look there. But if you haven't, just approach one of the committee's Rush Chairs or Starategos at an upcoming trail and we can chat!

(Got concerns or questions, send us an email @ gm.whitehousehash@gmail.com.)

COVID INFO (Help keep your kennel and community safe!)
1. DMV is now offering walk-up COVID-19 vaccines! Visit https://coronavirus.dc.gov/vaccinatedc for more information.
2. DMV have free COVID-19 exposure tracking app! Visit the DC CAN page for more information on how to activate the DC CAN system on your mobile device.
3. Check VA's COVID-19 website for informative, local, specific information.

Rego Transfers & Refunds:
While your WH4 Campout Committee is so thrilled you are pledging ΨΗΙ, ΤE we won't be managing rego transfers for you. We will not be giving refunds. You are free to transfer (sell) your rego to another hasher.


Greek Week (fraternity/sorority/classic Greece)

Campout shit like Tent and camping supplies, drinking vessel with a lid to attach to your tube, river shoes for tubing, sunscreen and bug spray, bathing suit and towel, cranium lamp, prophylactics, hangover remedy of choice

Start Location Details

Schedule of Events

3:00 pm: Sign-in. If you arrive earlier, you will be put to work.
4:00 pm Kegs tapped!
4-6:00 pm: Hab sales
6:00 pm ish: Trail and Team Bad Ideas Trivia.
8:00 pm ish: Circle and dinner.
9:00 pm: Sign-in closes.
10:00 pm: Greek row shot trail after dark.


8-10:00 am: Breakfast
10:30: Trail followed by tubing (lunch will be served before we hit the river)
4:00 pm ish: Hab sales & nap/downtime
6:00 pm Circle
7:00 pm Dinner
Midnight: Nekkid trail


8-10:00 am: Breakfast
10:00 am: Fat Boi Mimosa trail then GTFO!!
12:00 pm: Campout closes


Public Event

See the full list!

202 Hashers came

including:

You May Go

(BFMH3)

Testes testes 123

(YKH3)

Tramp sub stantiation

(Charm City H3)

You Can't Handle the Poop

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

fingerrrr

(WH4)

Just Damon

(EWH3)

Close Encounters of the Turd Kind

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Foot and mouth

(MVH3)

Special Red

White House H3
...

Sex Toys for Tots

(BFMH3)

Duckjob

(WH4)

Fester The Molester

(SHIT)

Humpty Bunky

Over the Hump Hash House Harriers
...

Sexually Anxious Disease

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

21 Gum Salute

(EWH3)

Tiny Two Stroke

DC Road Whores
Love one another and o...

Where’s my D?

(BFMH3)

Stone Cold Steve Autism (Silence)

(TH3)

UnleashtheFurrry

(DCFMH3)

Fire Truck

(Trailerhood H3)

Just Jennifer

(No)

TSA

(EWH3)

Penis Fly Trap

Skull & Boners H3
She's a furry.

Seriously 5-10

(White House H3)

DIAL F

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
READ ALL THE PAMPHLETS...

Just Alaina

(CCH3)

Double Stuffed Whore-e-o

White House H3
...

Naughtya

(DCH4)

Preteen Protein

San Diego Hash House Harriers
...

Easter Egg Cunt

(BFMH3)

Gets Off Easy

(Homeless)

MoreMen Pukes Tonight

Charm City H3
Embrace your bad decis...

Deepthroat Corndog

(WH4)

Shetland Blow Me

(EWH3)

Cosmo

(Tacoma H3)

Dirty Auto Analyst

(So Happy It's Tue...)

Pita

(RedTent)

Seizures Phallus

(EWH3)

Finger Dickin Good

(EWH3)

Drunken Honuts

(Alamogordo)

Kim Slong-ungh

White House H3
...

Split Her Bare

DC Road Whores
...

Judge Prudy

(Baltimore Annapol...)

Dyke Tyson

Mount Vernon H3
...

Taster’s Choice

(SHIT)

Just Emily

(EWH3)

Fight of the Bumble Tree

So Happy It's Tuesday
...

Dancing Fool

(Nomads)

Anal Fission

(EWH3)

I Cum in the Land Down Under

Baltimore Annapolis Hash House Harriers
...

MacGyver MuffDiver

Ben Franklin Mob H3
...

Tony Panda

(WH4)

Fort Dixalot

Ben Franklin Mob H3
Loot, pillage, and plu...

Lickthyologist

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Knocked Up

White House H3
2006 Aloha H3 hareball...

Rear Protein Injection

(EWH3)

Raider of the Lost Box

(WH4)

Sir Lancelittle

(WH4)

Cockstradamus

(BFMH3)

Poop there it is

Downtown Wilmington H3
...

Just Andrianna

(CCH3)

Slippery Prick

Ben Franklin Mob H3
R U?

Sphincter Grease

(BFMH3)

Can't Find Trail

(Pittsburgh Hash H...)

American Halfass

(MVH3)

The Defense Breasts

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

THE VIRGINATOR!

(DCRW)

Professor Cowabunghole

(TH3)

Basement Boy Toy

(DCPH4)

Bambi's Bitch

(BAH3)

Dont Ask Dont Smell

(Baltimore Annapol...)

9021-Ho

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

These Are The Tits You’re Looking For

(TBH3)

Packinahotlunch

Carolina Trash Hash House Harriers
Trash, Sir Walters an...

Just Kevin

(Ben Franklin Mob H3)

2% MILF

(EWH3)

I Cunt Hear You

SHIT
I'm not a furry.

Open whore policy

(SHIT)

Roll Over Bitch!

(WH4)

1 if by Man, 2 if by She

(EWH3)

... and Throbbin'

Baltimore Annapolis Hash House Harriers
Strobocock ... and Thr...

Rump Bumper

Tidewater H3
...

I Think We Need a 4th

(WH4)

Mouthful of Clam

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Head Injury

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

NASA

(RH3)

Banana Juice

(LVH3)

Daddy's Little Screamer

(BAH3)

Honey Bunches of Cunt

(EWH3)

UrinAll the Right Places

White House H3
Hugs n' pisses!

#Squadholes

(EWH3)

Red Cock Down

Lehigh Valley Hash House Harriers
...

Tik Tok it's Dick O'Clock

(EWH3)

Glue Factory Gum Job

White House H3
It's Glue! Dammit.

Just Liz

(Homeless)

7 Shooters up the ass

Key West Hash House Harriers
...

Unidentified Alien Snatch

(H3SoB)

Just Campbell

(EWH3)

Doggy Style

(MVH3/DC Red Tent)

Gaucho Behind the Coucho

Sir Walters H3
...

Spewart little

(CCH3)

Fast and Bicurious

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Armed & Manger-ous

(TrvlWhrH3)

Slimey Limey

(WH4)

Just Mario

(No)

Fort HumbleRagg

Red tent
...

Cockring

(Iwakuni White Sna...)

Turkey Twat

(WH4)

Just Steph

(WH4)

The Cumburglar!

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Magically Delicious

(HolyLand H3)

El Vago Libre

(EWH3)

Princess Jizzmine

(DCRW)

High Speed Cock Bumper

Tidewater H3
Portland 2015

Dingle All the Way

(A_H3)

Scuba Deuce

SMUTTy Crab Hash House Harriers
Spandex Afficionado

Nipples to Infinity

Southport / Oak Island Hash House Harriers
...

Ready Player None

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Facial Profiling

Baltimore Annapolis Hash House Harriers
...

Stain Gretzky

(EWH3)

Atari 6900

White House H3
Finish Her!!!

Sealed Hatch

(TH3)

GeriatricMandering

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
EWH3 Prom Queen

Coliteral Damage

(EWH3)

Etherpussy

(Nomads)

Just Molly

(WH4)

Shamrock Your Cock

(EWH3)

Sphincter Shy

(EWH3)

Pinocchi-Ho

(EWH3)

Boxxx Spring

(White House H3)

Leaning Tower of Please Ya

(EWH3)

Heaven's Gape

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Sorest Rump

(MeowMeowBeenz H3)

Mono-Railed

Iwakuni White Snake Hash House Harriers
...

Spit ‘n Spin

(EWH3)

$10 Oar

WH4
...

Cum Peg Me

(NoBalls)

PSA

(White House H3)

Mursey Fuck

(PR3H4)

Bread Dicks, Bread Dicks Everywhere!

(BFMH3)

dwarfus interruptus

White House H3
I Moo At Cows

Can U Not Tinkle

(BAH3)

Just Karalyn

(LVH3)

Cum Dumpling

(EWH3)

SeaBear Slayer

Key West Hash House Harriers
...

Burlington Ho Factory

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Ginja Ninja

(WH4)

Silver Spooge

(EWH3)

Do Lay Me

(WH4)

Gonna Probably Spew

Baltimore Annapolis Hash House Harriers
...

In Vino Vulvitas

Old Frederick Hash House Harriers
...

Fjord Sexplorer

White House/Mount Vernon H3
...

Drillbert

(HbH3)

T-Blowner

Lehigh Valley Hash House Harriers
...

Daddy's Dick

(WH4)

The Big Limpbowski

(WH4)

HuMmeR

(NYCH3)

All Flash No Drive

(EWH3)

SaloonDoor

Tidewater H3
“Doctor”

SIlence of the Goats

(BFMH3)

Red Roper

(WH4)

Schrödinger's Cock

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

A Phone Named Gerbil

Baltimore Annapolis Hash House Harriers
...

Fish N Tits

Whitehouse H3/DC Road Whores
...

Highway Whore

(Nomads)

Pen Island

(TH3)

Wooken Pa Nub

(WH4)

Shit Out of Luck

(MVH3)

What’s A Boner ?

(Ewh)

Bubba

(CTrH3)

Luva Lamp

(Boston H3)

Lickity Splitz Down the Pole

Baltimore Annapolis Hash House Harriers
...

DO UNTIL [ $N = 3 ];

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Bless the Cum Down in Africa

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Magic Sharpie Ride

(BAH3)

FukuShemale

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Cunnil-Won't-Us

Tidewater H3
...

Nfn cecil

(No-home)

Slothy Seconds

Ben Franklin Mob H3
Always slothy, never s...

Bipolar Bear

(EWH3)

Just James

(LVH3)

Down Down on the Brown Brown

BFMH3
Current GM of Wilderne...

PutItOut

White House H3
...

Fuck A Sore Ass

Lehigh Valley Hash House Harriers
...

Headshart

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Chalk Girl

DC Red Tent Hash House Harriettes
Built to Spill

Starship InHerThighs

Whitehouse H3/DC Road Whores
Boldly Going On-On

Music to my Tears

(BFMH3)

Uno, Dos, Tres… LIFTOFF!

(RTH3)

Tiny Dancer

(AlohaH3)

General Tsos Dicken

(EWH3)

Infidellatio

(EWH3)

Tragic Carpet Ride

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Poon-apple Juice

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Choosy Moms Choose Dick

Baltimore Annapolis Hash House Harriers
...

Vagina is for Lawyers

Ben Franklin Mob H3
...

Deetz Nutz

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
You know I got the deetz