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WH4 Campout: Greek Week 2022

07/29 03:00 PM to 07/31 12:00 PM

A WH4 Hash Campout

Cost: $145

Shiggy:

“Let me not hash sober ingloriously and without a beverage, but let me first do some stupid thing that shall be told among men at the on-after.”
― Gispert, The White House Campout

A rego gets you:

Beer!

Five (count 'em, five) trails of magnificent quality
Entertainment in copious amounts
Sports, and Games, and BOOTY!!
Grub Friday night, all day Saturday and Sunday Morning!!!
River tubing with all the Frat Bros and Sorority Girls

and, Beer!

What do you need to know to get your Trojan Horse into the glorious House of ΨΗΙ, ΤE Chapter:
- This year out of an abundance of caution, WH4 Campout will only be admitting VACCINATED hashers to pledge.
- No we still aren't collecting your personal data - some of us Hashers may have a J.O.B. that does that but we aren't one of them.
- How do you provide status? Well first off if you are like any good Siren, you've likely already sung your vaccine call on FB - we'll look there. But if you haven't, just approach one of the committee's Rush Chairs or Starategos at an upcoming trail and we can chat!

(Got concerns or questions, send us an email @ gm.whitehousehash@gmail.com.)

COVID INFO (Help keep your kennel and community safe!)
1. DMV is now offering walk-up COVID-19 vaccines! Visit https://coronavirus.dc.gov/vaccinatedc for more information.
2. DMV have free COVID-19 exposure tracking app! Visit the DC CAN page for more information on how to activate the DC CAN system on your mobile device.
3. Check VA's COVID-19 website for informative, local, specific information.

Rego Transfers & Refunds:
While your WH4 Campout Committee is so thrilled you are pledging ΨΗΙ, ΤE we won't be managing rego transfers for you. We will not be giving refunds. You are free to transfer (sell) your rego to another hasher.


Greek Week (fraternity/sorority/classic Greece)

Campout shit like Tent and camping supplies, drinking vessel with a lid to attach to your tube, river shoes for tubing, sunscreen and bug spray, bathing suit and towel, cranium lamp, prophylactics, hangover remedy of choice

Start Location Details

Schedule of Events

3:00 pm: Sign-in. If you arrive earlier, you will be put to work.
4:00 pm Kegs tapped!
4-6:00 pm: Hab sales
6:00 pm ish: Trail and Team Bad Ideas Trivia.
8:00 pm ish: Circle and dinner.
9:00 pm: Sign-in closes.
10:00 pm: Greek row shot trail after dark.


8-10:00 am: Breakfast
10:30: Trail followed by tubing (lunch will be served before we hit the river)
4:00 pm ish: Hab sales & nap/downtime
6:00 pm Circle
7:00 pm Dinner
Midnight: Nekkid trail


8-10:00 am: Breakfast
10:00 am: Fat Boi Mimosa trail then GTFO!!
12:00 pm: Campout closes


Public Event

See the full list!

202 Hashers came

including:

Princess Jizzmine

(DCRW)

Slippery Prick

Ben Franklin Mob H3
R U?

All Flash No Drive

(EWH3)

In Vino Vulvitas

Old Frederick Hash House Harriers
...

Burlington Ho Factory

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

T-Blowner

Lehigh Valley Hash House Harriers
...

Spewart little

(CCH3)

You Can't Handle the Poop

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Penis Fly Trap

Skull & Boners H3
She's a furry.

Heaven's Gape

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Anal Fission

(EWH3)

Doggy Style

(MVH3/DC Red Tent)

Coliteral Damage

(EWH3)

fingerrrr

(WH4)

Can't Find Trail

(Pittsburgh Hash H...)

Dyke Tyson

Mount Vernon H3
...

Pinocchi-Ho

(EWH3)

Glue Factory Gum Job

White House H3
It's Glue! Dammit.

Bubba

(CTrH3)

Headshart

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Poop there it is

Downtown Wilmington H3
...

Can U Not Tinkle

(BAH3)

Deepthroat Corndog

(WH4)

Tik Tok it's Dick O'Clock

(EWH3)

Ready Player None

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

21 Gum Salute

(EWH3)

Mursey Fuck

(PR3H4)

Mono-Railed

Iwakuni White Snake Hash House Harriers
...

$10 Oar

WH4
...

Foot and mouth

(MVH3)

Where’s my D?

(BFMH3)

Sphincter Grease

(BFMH3)

Just Emily

(EWH3)

Roll Over Bitch!

(WH4)

Sorest Rump

(MeowMeowBeenz H3)

Sealed Hatch

(TH3)

Deetz Nutz

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
You know I got the deetz

You May Go

(BFMH3)

MacGyver MuffDiver

Ben Franklin Mob H3
...

Tramp sub stantiation

(Charm City H3)

The Defense Breasts

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

9021-Ho

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Uno, Dos, Tres… LIFTOFF!

(RTH3)

Armed & Manger-ous

(TrvlWhrH3)

Red Cock Down

Lehigh Valley Hash House Harriers
...

Packinahotlunch

Carolina Trash Hash House Harriers
Trash, Sir Walters an...

Fuck A Sore Ass

Lehigh Valley Hash House Harriers
...

Mouthful of Clam

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Gaucho Behind the Coucho

Sir Walters H3
...

Etherpussy

(Nomads)

Just Karalyn

(LVH3)

Double Stuffed Whore-e-o

White House H3
...

Silver Spooge

(EWH3)

Just Molly

(WH4)

I Bless the Cum Down in Africa

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Head Injury

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Pen Island

(TH3)

Sexually Anxious Disease

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Shit Out of Luck

(MVH3)

Preteen Protein

San Diego Hash House Harriers
...

Dancing Fool

(Nomads)

General Tsos Dicken

(EWH3)

Rear Protein Injection

(EWH3)

SeaBear Slayer

Key West Hash House Harriers
...

Bambi's Bitch

(BAH3)

Just Kevin

(Ben Franklin Mob H3)

PutItOut

White House H3
...

Drillbert

(HbH3)

Easter Egg Cunt

(BFMH3)

Vagina is for Lawyers

Ben Franklin Mob H3
...

Gonna Probably Spew

Baltimore Annapolis Hash House Harriers
...

UnleashtheFurrry

(DCFMH3)

I Cum in the Land Down Under

Baltimore Annapolis Hash House Harriers
...

Raider of the Lost Box

(WH4)

Poon-apple Juice

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Lickity Splitz Down the Pole

Baltimore Annapolis Hash House Harriers
...

Magically Delicious

(HolyLand H3)

UrinAll the Right Places

White House H3
Hugs n' pisses!

Humpty Bunky

Over the Hump Hash House Harriers
...

Just Jennifer

(No)

Stone Cold Steve Autism (Silence)

(TH3)

Seriously 5-10

(White House H3)

Tragic Carpet Ride

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Cosmo

(Tacoma H3)

DIAL F

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
READ ALL THE PAMPHLETS...

Fester The Molester

(SHIT)

Taster’s Choice

(SHIT)

Shamrock Your Cock

(EWH3)

Fjord Sexplorer

White House/Mount Vernon H3
...

HuMmeR

(NYCH3)

2% MILF

(EWH3)

Tony Panda

(WH4)

Just Andrianna

(CCH3)

American Halfass

(MVH3)

Nfn cecil

(No-home)

SIlence of the Goats

(BFMH3)

I Cunt Hear You

SHIT
I'm not a furry.

Nipples to Infinity

Southport / Oak Island Hash House Harriers
...

Daddy's Dick

(WH4)

Bipolar Bear

(EWH3)

Luva Lamp

(Boston H3)

#Squadholes

(EWH3)

... and Throbbin'

Baltimore Annapolis Hash House Harriers
Strobocock ... and Thr...

Special Red

White House H3
...

Dingle All the Way

(A_H3)

Highway Whore

(Nomads)

TSA

(EWH3)

Slothy Seconds

Ben Franklin Mob H3
Always slothy, never s...

Do Lay Me

(WH4)

THE VIRGINATOR!

(DCRW)

Professor Cowabunghole

(TH3)

Dirty Auto Analyst

(So Happy It's Tue...)

Slimey Limey

(WH4)

Daddy's Little Screamer

(BAH3)

Just James

(LVH3)

Just Damon

(EWH3)

Red Roper

(WH4)

Fish N Tits

Whitehouse H3/DC Road Whores
...

Cum Peg Me

(NoBalls)

PSA

(White House H3)

What’s A Boner ?

(Ewh)

Sex Toys for Tots

(BFMH3)

Scuba Deuce

SMUTTy Crab Hash House Harriers
Spandex Afficionado

MoreMen Pukes Tonight

Charm City H3
...

Duckjob

(WH4)

Cockstradamus

(BFMH3)

Close Encounters of the Turd Kind

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

7 Shooters up the ass

Key West Hash House Harriers
...

SaloonDoor

Tidewater H3
“Doctor”

Choosy Moms Choose Dick

Baltimore Annapolis Hash House Harriers
...

Magic Sharpie Ride

(BAH3)

High Speed Cock Bumper

Tidewater H3
Portland 2015

Pita

(RedTent)

Starship InHerThighs

Whitehouse H3/DC Road Whores
Boldly Going On-On

Tiny Two Stroke

DC Road Whores
Love one another and o...

Banana Juice

(LVH3)

Seizures Phallus

(EWH3)

NASA

(RH3)

The Cumburglar!

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

dwarfus interruptus

White House H3
I Moo At Cows

Fire Truck

(Trailerhood H3)

Naughtya

(DCH4)

Spit ‘n Spin

(EWH3)

Chalk Girl

DC Red Tent Hash House Harriettes
Built to Spill

Cunnil-Won't-Us

Tidewater H3
...

Turkey Twat

(WH4)

Shetland Blow Me

(EWH3)

Schrödinger's Cock

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Honey Bunches of Cunt

(EWH3)

Knocked Up

White House H3
2006 Aloha H3 hareball...

Fast and Bicurious

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Just Mario

(No)

Leaning Tower of Please Ya

(EWH3)

1 if by Man, 2 if by She

(EWH3)

Dont Ask Dont Smell

(Baltimore Annapol...)

El Vago Libre

(EWH3)

Atari 6900

White House H3
Finish Her!!!

Open whore policy

(SHIT)

The Big Limpbowski

(WH4)

Cum Dumpling

(EWH3)

DO UNTIL [ $N = 3 ];

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Just Campbell

(EWH3)

Judge Prudy

(Baltimore Annapol...)

Just Alaina

(CCH3)

Sir Lancelittle

(WH4)

Lickthyologist

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

GeriatricMandering

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
EWH3 Prom Queen

Ginja Ninja

(WH4)

Tiny Dancer

(AlohaH3)

Unidentified Alien Snatch

(H3SoB)

Fort HumbleRagg

Red tent
...

Cockring

(Iwakuni White Sna...)

Facial Profiling

Baltimore Annapolis Hash House Harriers
...

Down Down on the Brown Brown

BFMH3
Current GM of Wilderne...

Wooken Pa Nub

(WH4)

Testes testes 123

(YKH3)

Split Her Bare

DC Road Whores
...

Kim Slong-ungh

White House H3
...

I Think We Need a 4th

(WH4)

Gets Off Easy

(Homeless)

Bread Dicks, Bread Dicks Everywhere!

(BFMH3)

Just Steph

(WH4)

Infidellatio

(EWH3)

These Are The Tits You’re Looking For

(TBH3)

A Phone Named Gerbil

Baltimore Annapolis Hash House Harriers
...

Fort Dixalot

Ben Franklin Mob H3
Loot, pillage, and plu...

Fight of the Bumble Tree

So Happy It's Tuesday
...

Stain Gretzky

(EWH3)

Rump Bumper

Tidewater H3
...

Sphincter Shy

(EWH3)

Boxxx Spring

(White House H3)

FukuShemale

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Finger Dickin Good

(EWH3)

Drunken Honuts

(Alamogordo)

Basement Boy Toy

(DCPH4)

Just Liz

(Homeless)

Music to my Tears

(BFMH3)