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WH4 Campout: Greek Week 2022

07/29 03:00 PM to 07/31 12:00 PM

A WH4 Hash Campout

Cost: $145

Shiggy:

“Let me not hash sober ingloriously and without a beverage, but let me first do some stupid thing that shall be told among men at the on-after.”
― Gispert, The White House Campout

A rego gets you:

Beer!

Five (count 'em, five) trails of magnificent quality
Entertainment in copious amounts
Sports, and Games, and BOOTY!!
Grub Friday night, all day Saturday and Sunday Morning!!!
River tubing with all the Frat Bros and Sorority Girls

and, Beer!

What do you need to know to get your Trojan Horse into the glorious House of ΨΗΙ, ΤE Chapter:
- This year out of an abundance of caution, WH4 Campout will only be admitting VACCINATED hashers to pledge.
- No we still aren't collecting your personal data - some of us Hashers may have a J.O.B. that does that but we aren't one of them.
- How do you provide status? Well first off if you are like any good Siren, you've likely already sung your vaccine call on FB - we'll look there. But if you haven't, just approach one of the committee's Rush Chairs or Starategos at an upcoming trail and we can chat!

(Got concerns or questions, send us an email @ gm.whitehousehash@gmail.com.)

COVID INFO (Help keep your kennel and community safe!)
1. DMV is now offering walk-up COVID-19 vaccines! Visit https://coronavirus.dc.gov/vaccinatedc for more information.
2. DMV have free COVID-19 exposure tracking app! Visit the DC CAN page for more information on how to activate the DC CAN system on your mobile device.
3. Check VA's COVID-19 website for informative, local, specific information.

Rego Transfers & Refunds:
While your WH4 Campout Committee is so thrilled you are pledging ΨΗΙ, ΤE we won't be managing rego transfers for you. We will not be giving refunds. You are free to transfer (sell) your rego to another hasher.


Greek Week (fraternity/sorority/classic Greece)

Campout shit like Tent and camping supplies, drinking vessel with a lid to attach to your tube, river shoes for tubing, sunscreen and bug spray, bathing suit and towel, cranium lamp, prophylactics, hangover remedy of choice

Start Location Details

Schedule of Events

3:00 pm: Sign-in. If you arrive earlier, you will be put to work.
4:00 pm Kegs tapped!
4-6:00 pm: Hab sales
6:00 pm ish: Trail and Team Bad Ideas Trivia.
8:00 pm ish: Circle and dinner.
9:00 pm: Sign-in closes.
10:00 pm: Greek row shot trail after dark.


8-10:00 am: Breakfast
10:30: Trail followed by tubing (lunch will be served before we hit the river)
4:00 pm ish: Hab sales & nap/downtime
6:00 pm Circle
7:00 pm Dinner
Midnight: Nekkid trail


8-10:00 am: Breakfast
10:00 am: Fat Boi Mimosa trail then GTFO!!
12:00 pm: Campout closes


Public Event

See the full list!

202 Hashers came

including:

Mouthful of Clam

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Choosy Moms Choose Dick

Baltimore Annapolis Hash House Harriers
...

SIlence of the Goats

(BFMH3)

Fort Dixalot

Ben Franklin Mob H3
Loot, pillage, and plu...

Heaven's Gape

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Sphincter Shy

(EWH3)

Taster’s Choice

(SHIT)

#Squadholes

(EWH3)

Just James

(LVH3)

The Big Limpbowski

(WH4)

Just Karalyn

(LVH3)

A Phone Named Gerbil

Baltimore Annapolis Hash House Harriers
...

Vagina is for Lawyers

Ben Franklin Mob H3
...

Red Roper

(WH4)

PSA

(White House H3)

Tiny Two Stroke

DC Road Whores
Love one another and o...

NASA

(RH3)

Uno, Dos, Tres… LIFTOFF!

(RTH3)

Sorest Rump

(MeowMeowBeenz H3)

High Speed Cock Bumper

Tidewater H3
Portland 2015

Highway Whore

(Nomads)

Raider of the Lost Box

(WH4)

Pen Island

(TH3)

Kim Slong-ungh

White House H3
...

Turkey Twat

(WH4)

Fast and Bicurious

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Just Molly

(WH4)

Princess Jizzmine

(DCRW)

Rump Bumper

Tidewater H3
...

Fish N Tits

Whitehouse H3/DC Road Whores
...

You Can't Handle the Poop

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Tiny Dancer

(AlohaH3)

Humpty Bunky

Over the Hump Hash House Harriers
...

Burlington Ho Factory

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Magic Sharpie Ride

(BAH3)

Just Jennifer

(No)

dwarfus interruptus

White House H3
I Moo At Cows

... and Throbbin'

Baltimore Annapolis Hash House Harriers
Strobocock ... and Thr...

American Halfass

(MVH3)

Cockring

(Iwakuni White Sna...)

Magically Delicious

(HolyLand H3)

Nipples to Infinity

Southport / Oak Island Hash House Harriers
...

Shit Out of Luck

(MVH3)

Fjord Sexplorer

White House/Mount Vernon H3
...

21 Gum Salute

(EWH3)

Dyke Tyson

Mount Vernon H3
...

Double Stuffed Whore-e-o

White House H3
...

1 if by Man, 2 if by She

(EWH3)

Slothy Seconds

Ben Franklin Mob H3
Always slothy, never s...

Open whore policy

(SHIT)

Testes testes 123

(YKH3)

General Tsos Dicken

(EWH3)

TSA

(EWH3)

SaloonDoor

Tidewater H3
“Doctor”

Sex Toys for Tots

(BFMH3)

Easter Egg Cunt

(BFMH3)

$10 Oar

WH4
...

Deetz Nutz

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
You know I got the deetz

Unidentified Alien Snatch

(H3SoB)

Just Campbell

(EWH3)

HuMmeR

(NYCH3)

I Cum in the Land Down Under

Baltimore Annapolis Hash House Harriers
...

Deepthroat Corndog

(WH4)

Red Cock Down

Lehigh Valley Hash House Harriers
...

What’s A Boner ?

(Ewh)

Just Liz

(Homeless)

In Vino Vulvitas

Old Frederick Hash House Harriers
...

Slippery Prick

Ben Franklin Mob H3
R U?

Coliteral Damage

(EWH3)

SeaBear Slayer

Key West Hash House Harriers
...

Foot and mouth

(MVH3)

Fester The Molester

(SHIT)

All Flash No Drive

(EWH3)

Gets Off Easy

(Homeless)

Packinahotlunch

Carolina Trash Hash House Harriers
Trash, Sir Walters an...

Drillbert

(HbH3)

Knocked Up

White House H3
2006 Aloha H3 hareball...

UrinAll the Right Places

White House H3
Hugs n' pisses!

Ready Player None

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Poop there it is

Downtown Wilmington H3
...

I Cunt Hear You

SHIT
I'm not a furry.

Seriously 5-10

(White House H3)

Just Mario

(No)

T-Blowner

Lehigh Valley Hash House Harriers
...

DO UNTIL [ $N = 3 ];

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

9021-Ho

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Mono-Railed

Iwakuni White Snake Hash House Harriers
...

The Defense Breasts

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Special Red

White House H3
...

Sealed Hatch

(TH3)

Leaning Tower of Please Ya

(EWH3)

Tony Panda

(WH4)

Tramp sub stantiation

(Charm City H3)

Armed & Manger-ous

(TrvlWhrH3)

Close Encounters of the Turd Kind

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

fingerrrr

(WH4)

Headshart

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Professor Cowabunghole

(TH3)

Fuck A Sore Ass

Lehigh Valley Hash House Harriers
...

Bubba

(CTrH3)

Cunnil-Won't-Us

Tidewater H3
...

Lickthyologist

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Drunken Honuts

(Alamogordo)

Poon-apple Juice

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Stain Gretzky

(EWH3)

THE VIRGINATOR!

(DCRW)

Facial Profiling

Baltimore Annapolis Hash House Harriers
...

Bread Dicks, Bread Dicks Everywhere!

(BFMH3)

Dingle All the Way

(A_H3)

7 Shooters up the ass

Key West Hash House Harriers
...

Down Down on the Brown Brown

BFMH3
Current GM of Wilderne...

Wooken Pa Nub

(WH4)

Glue Factory Gum Job

White House H3
It's Glue! Dammit.

Pinocchi-Ho

(EWH3)

Can U Not Tinkle

(BAH3)

Cockstradamus

(BFMH3)

Where’s my D?

(BFMH3)

Infidellatio

(EWH3)

Bipolar Bear

(EWH3)

Just Emily

(EWH3)

Judge Prudy

(Baltimore Annapol...)

Scuba Deuce

SMUTTy Crab Hash House Harriers
Spandex Afficionado

Cosmo

(Tacoma H3)

Stone Cold Steve Autism (Silence)

(TH3)

Daddy's Little Screamer

(BAH3)

Honey Bunches of Cunt

(EWH3)

Pita

(RedTent)

Do Lay Me

(WH4)

Cum Dumpling

(EWH3)

Nfn cecil

(No-home)

PutItOut

White House H3
...

Ginja Ninja

(WH4)

Spewart little

(CCH3)

Bambi's Bitch

(BAH3)

Doggy Style

(MVH3/DC Red Tent)

FukuShemale

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Daddy's Dick

(WH4)

Seizures Phallus

(EWH3)

Tik Tok it's Dick O'Clock

(EWH3)

Slimey Limey

(WH4)

Can't Find Trail

(Pittsburgh Hash H...)

El Vago Libre

(EWH3)

Cum Peg Me

(NoBalls)

Tragic Carpet Ride

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Duckjob

(WH4)

Lickity Splitz Down the Pole

Baltimore Annapolis Hash House Harriers
...

GeriatricMandering

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
EWH3 Prom Queen

Fight of the Bumble Tree

So Happy It's Tuesday
...

Dont Ask Dont Smell

(Baltimore Annapol...)

Just Damon

(EWH3)

Gaucho Behind the Coucho

Sir Walters H3
...

Sphincter Grease

(BFMH3)

Sexually Anxious Disease

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Spit ‘n Spin

(EWH3)

Mursey Fuck

(PR3H4)

Penis Fly Trap

Skull & Boners H3
She's a furry.

I Bless the Cum Down in Africa

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Just Kevin

(Ben Franklin Mob H3)

Basement Boy Toy

(DCPH4)

Schrödinger's Cock

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Naughtya

(DCH4)

Sir Lancelittle

(WH4)

Luva Lamp

(Boston H3)

MacGyver MuffDiver

Ben Franklin Mob H3
...

I Think We Need a 4th

(WH4)

Shetland Blow Me

(EWH3)

Banana Juice

(LVH3)

Dirty Auto Analyst

(So Happy It's Tue...)

Roll Over Bitch!

(WH4)

Starship InHerThighs

Whitehouse H3/DC Road Whores
Boldly Going On-On

Split Her Bare

DC Road Whores
...

Etherpussy

(Nomads)

Shamrock Your Cock

(EWH3)

Dancing Fool

(Nomads)

Silver Spooge

(EWH3)

Atari 6900

White House H3
Finish Her!!!

Finger Dickin Good

(EWH3)

Head Injury

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

2% MILF

(EWH3)

Gonna Probably Spew

Baltimore Annapolis Hash House Harriers
...

Chalk Girl

DC Red Tent Hash House Harriettes
Built to Spill

Rear Protein Injection

(EWH3)

MoreMen Pukes Tonight

Charm City H3
Embrace your bad decis...

DIAL F

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
READ ALL THE PAMPHLETS...

Just Alaina

(CCH3)

Preteen Protein

San Diego Hash House Harriers
...

Boxxx Spring

(White House H3)

Fort HumbleRagg

Red tent
...

Just Andrianna

(CCH3)

The Cumburglar!

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

You May Go

(BFMH3)

These Are The Tits You’re Looking For

(TBH3)

UnleashtheFurrry

(DCFMH3)

Anal Fission

(EWH3)

Music to my Tears

(BFMH3)

Fire Truck

(Trailerhood H3)

Just Steph

(WH4)