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EWH3 #1284: The 6th Anal Glory Days Trail! - 6:45 PM Thursday, March 24 - Capitol South Metro (Blue/Orange/Silver Line)

03/24 11:32 PM

A EWH3 Trail

Cost: $7

Hare(s):

TBA

Shiggy:

TBA

As the CDC and DC Health continue to update and revise guidelines, Mismanagement is working to determine how the hash fits into these recommendations. For this reason, masks are optional for fully vaccinated individuals. Vessels are still required for everyone.


It’s time to flashback to those days of yore. Bust out those letter jackets, JNCOs, wrestling uniforms, or other memorabilia. You know you want to wear it outside the house.

When: 6:45 PM Thursday, March 24, 2022. Pack will be away right at 7:15 PM, don’t be late!

Where: Capitol South Metro - Follow marks to Folger Park

Nearest Capital Bike Share: 3rd & D St SE

Hares: GeriatricMandering, Bumspringa, Bundeslicker, & Colliteral Damage

Trail Details:
- Runners: 2.1 mi. first half / 2 mi. second half
- Walkers: 1 first half / 1 mi. second half
- Shiggy: 0.69
There will be stairs on runners. You should not try to recreate that time you won your tri-county track meet. Walkers, do what you do best!

Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is A to B. Bring your own vessel, a cranium light, and a full water bottle. Be smart, have fun. Wear your high school memorabilia!

End Metro: Navy Yard-Ballpark Metro
Last Trains Out:
- Branch Ave (Green): 12:17 AM
- Greenbelt (Green): 11:53 PM

On After*: Walter’s Sports Bar 10 N St SE If you plan to come to the On After, masks are required and proof of vaccination is recommended. As of 2/15/22, indoor venues may choose to keep vaccine requirements in place. There are indoor and outdoor options.
Specials: You’re special
*On Afters are an unofficial hash adjacent event. Please use your best adult judgment to decide about your participation.

Upcoming Events!
WIE is back! Back to the Future that is. April 1-3 in Ocean City. Rego Now! Registration closes 3/26!

Hab of the Week!

The hashers have spoken and the Juice has listened! It's time for another happi coat order. Coats will be $85 ($88.50 with fees) with a removable snap-in liner or $55 ($57.50 with fees) without liners. As these are custom items, they will not be returnable after payment. Please be sure to follow the measurement directions closely (see this weeks trail announcement email or email ewh3hab@gmail.com if you need sizing info)! If you are interested, please fill out the form here. We need a minimum of sixteen orders to secure this price, so tell your friends! The deadline for this order is April 15, with expected delivery in late May.

Give Back to the Hash!

BREW CREW! Do you enjoy those beverages on trail? Brews require brew crews! Email ewh3brewmeister@gmail.com to keep the hash alive. See the EWH3 calendar for dates.

HARES! Ready to help hare or make your own trail? Email ewh3harerazor@gmail.com. See the EWH3 calendar for dates.

ADOPT A METRO! Love to explore? We need hashers to walk/jog/bike/drive to potential Beverage Checks and On-Ins and check them out. Email ewh3harerazor@gmail.com.

STAY SAFE! Review Everyday is Wednesday’s updated COVID-19 guide here before joining us on trail.


Start Location Details

Capitol South Metro

Capitol South Metro

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49 Hashers came

including:

Special Red

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Burlington Ho Factory

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They Blow Up So Fast

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Otto von Jizzmark

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Dry Rub

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Bipolar Bear

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Just add vodka

GFA

(EWH3)

Just Kaki

(P2H3)

Just Erin

(EWH3)

Ready Player None

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
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Lickthyologist

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The Cumburglar!

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
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Whoriana Trench

(EWH3)

Lorena Hobbit

White House H3
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Red Roper

White House H3
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George StuffedAnOctopus

(EWH3)

Bundeslicker

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Leaning Tower of Please Ya

(EWH3)

Semen on the Pew

EWH3
I'll take a pint of that!

23 in Me

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TSA

(EWH3)

Nipples to Infinity

Osan Bulgogi Hash House Harriers
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Maybe It's Gaybelline

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Close Encounters of the Turd Kind

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Bumspringa

(EWH3)

Testes Testes Testes 123

(YKH3)

Mouthful of Clam

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
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The Cocktease Falcon

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the stuff dreams are m...

GeriatricMandering

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
EWH3 Prom Queen

Bodylanguage

(CHFH3)

Please Step Away from the Whores

(WH4-DCRW)

Just Steve

(EWH3)

Turkey Twat

(MoA2H3)

DIAL F

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
READ ALL THE PAMPHLETS...

9021-Ho

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Seriously 5-10

(CCH3)

General Tso’s Dicken

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Seizures Phallus

(EWH3)

Chicken Choker

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Anal Fission

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The Cock Whisperer

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Stain Gretzky

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#GoalieGoals

Bitches Give Stitches

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Whoregon Trail

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Head Injury

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Naughtya

(DCH4)

Jeremiah Was a Cumfrog

White House H3
Buh Na Na