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EWH3 WIE 2022 - Hash to the Future

04/01 04:00 PM to 04/03 10:00 AM

A EWH3 Trail

Cost: $195*

Hare(s):

TBA

Shiggy:

Your WIE committee and EWH3 MM are closely monitoring the ever changing COVID-19 guidance from the CDC as well as DC and MD local governments. While we are optimistic, note that plans may change with little to no notice. In the event that we must cancel this event, full refunds will be issued for all regos.

For the most up-to-date announcements, discussions, and memes, join the Facebook group here: https://www.facebook.com/groups/ewh3.wie/


(We are aware of the Paypal linking issue. At this time, we will periodically cross-reference payments and manually mark regos as paid until the issue can be resolved. Thanks for your patience!)


Great Scott! It seems like just yesterday, we were packing for WIE 2020. Suddenly, we blinked and the years had passed us by! But don’t worry, we can go back – to the Castle in the Sand.

So, load up the DeLorean and don your best 80’s time travel attire because if our calculations are correct, when this baby hits 69 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious shit.

Friday –

Load up the DeLorean and don your best 80’s time travel attire because if our calculations are correct, when this baby hits 69 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious shit.
• Friday night trail
• 80's themed "bar crawl" - With karaoke, snacks, and more!

Saturday –

Where we’re going, WIE don’t need roads! Travel back to WIE 2020 for a night full of Reigning & Pouring!
• Breakfast
• Royal Procession, with FOUR trail options, including a Ball Buster
• Lunch
• Garden Party, to include a Bonfire Circle
• State Banquet (Dinner)
• Iron Throne Bartender, where bartenders from across the lands shall convene in hopes of winning over your hearts and livers
• Royal Ball/party in the dungeon

Sunday –

Hash to the Future
• Brunch on Your Own
• Make like a tree and get outta here

Your team will be composed of creatures from all time periods, both past, present, and future.

WIE 2022 – Hash to the Future
Date: April 1-3, 2022
Location:
Castle in the Sand
3701 Atlantic Ave
Ocean City, MD
Earth

What your rego gets you:

• Modern day hab (for the first 100 regos) & super special vintage give-aways.
• Room for two nights in a RECENTLY RENOVATED hotel. Rego early to secure your preferred companion.
• All the beverages you choose to consume.
• Three meals on Saturday, plus snacks and leftovers.
• Access to the TARDIS for a blast from the past, featuring music from each era.
• Games of the drinking and non-drinking variety.
• The opportunity to be a judge for Iron Throne Bartender.
• Three trails.
• A bonfire circle lasting longer than your ex.
• A later date, meaning warmer weather!

• Attendees are responsible for their own transportation to and from.

Cost:
4 per room: $175 apiece
3 per room: $197 apiece
2 per room: $240 apiece
Single: $360
Condo: $220 (Minimum occupancy for a condo is 5 people, up to 6 can be accommodated if you get cozy)

Rego early for a discount!
• -$20 before 1/23
• -$10 before 2/25
• +$10 PITA fee after 3/18

Take the money you saved and donate it to...
Gispert Scholarship
We all get by with a little help from our friends.
Email wie.ewh3@gmail.com to learn how to apply for a scholarship to WIE 2022.

If you would like to help sponsor a potential drunk in need, choose a donation at checkout!

A note about 2020 holdover regos
Many of you still have regos from the cancelled 2020 WIE. In order to apply your rego to this event simply rego but do not pay, then fill out this form. A 2020 rego guarantees you a 2022 rego of your current room type at no extra cost, however any edits to room preference will result in a charge. 2020 regos cannot be transferred to another person.
If you hold a 2020 rego and cannot attend on the scheduled date fill out this form. Refund requests will be honored until February 8, 2022.

If you do not re-rego for the 2022 event or request a refund by February 8, your rego will be treated as a donation and reabsorbed into the WIE budget.

Questions? Comments? Concerns? Critiques? Contact your WIE Organizing Committee at wie.ewh3@gmail.com


Hash to the Future

R*nning gear, costumes, cold beach clothes, your own drinking vessel, for the love of Gispert a toothbrush, extra underwear, and YOUR ID and proof of vaccination.

Start Location Details

Castle in The Sand, Ocean City

3701 Atlantic Ave, Ocean City, MD 21842

Public Event

See the full list!

85 Hashers came

including:

Ponyboy

Baltimore Annapolis Hash House Harriers
...

Texas Hold Him

(EWH3)

Poon-apple Juice

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

UpperCunt

(H5)

Music to my Tears

(BFMH3)

What’s A Boner?

(EWH3)

Reduce Reuse Recoitus

(BFMH3)

Seriously 5-10

(CCH3)

Burlington Ho Factory

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

3West

(BAH3)

You Can't Handle the Poop

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Fort Dixalot

Ben Franklin Mob H3
Loot, pillage, and plu...

Head Injury

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Ginja Ninja

(RSH3)

Vagina is for Lawyers

Ben Franklin Mob H3
...

Glue Factory Gum Job

White House H3
It's Glue! Dammit.

Atari 6900

White House H3
Finish Her!!!

Whoregon Trail

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

23 in Me

(EWH3)

Everything Butt Sex

Ben Franklin Mob H3
I'm shy.

Schrödinger's Cock

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Slothy Seconds

Ben Franklin Mob H3
Always slothy, never s...

Just jarely

(EWH3)

dwarfus interruptus

White House H3
I Moo At Cows

GeriatricMandering

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
EWH3 Prom Queen

Bitches Give Stitches

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Just Steve

(EWH3)

Double Stuffed Whore-e-o

White House H3
...

Cockstradamus

(BFMH3)

DIAL F

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
READ ALL THE PAMPHLETS...

Red Roper

White House H3
...

They Blow Up So Fast

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Slappy Ending

(Everyday Is Wedne...)

Two Beds One Nightmare

Ben Franklin Mob H3
...

Slippery Prick

Ben Franklin Mob H3
...

Pita

(DCH4)

Anal Fission

(EWH3)

bearfucker

(NYCH3)

Close Encounters of the Turd Kind

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Raider of the Lost Box

(WH4)

Semen on the Pew

EWH3
I'll take a pint of that!

Mourning Wood

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
Not a happy morning, t...

Maybe It's Gaybelline

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Dyke Tyson

Mount Vernon H3
...

Deetz Nutz

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
You know I got the deetz

DILTDO DRAGONS

Ben Franklin Mob H3
...

Otto von Jizzmark

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Easter Egg Cunt

(BFMH3)

Agent Orgy

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
Save Water Drink Beer

Sir Lancelittle

Whitehouse H3/DC Road Whores
Tis but a scratch!

The Cocktease Falcon

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
the stuff dreams are m...

Just Cas

(RedTent)

Just Rose

(RedTent)

A Midsemester Nights Cream

(EWH3)

Son What the Fuck?!

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Immoral Support

(EWH3)

Poly Pocket

Ben Franklin Mob H3
Crafty.

Lickthyologist

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Deepthroat Corndog

WH4
it's not illegal unles...

Wuhan Used Clam

Baltimore Annapolis Hash House Harriers
...

Special Red

White House H3
...

9021-Ho

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Trains, Stains, and Automobiles

(EWH3)

Naughtya

(DCH4)

Just Erin

(Everyday Is Wedne...)

General Tso’s Dicken

(EWH3)

Leaning Tower of Please Ya

(EWH3)

Screaming Pussy

(EWH3)

21 Gum Salute

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Silver Spooge

(EWH3)

Dry Rub

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Beauty and the Beastiality

(VH3)

Ready Player None

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

You Sucked My Battledick

(EWH3)

60k9

Ben Franklin Mob H3
...

The Cumburglar!

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Throbbin Hood

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Bipolar Bear

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
Just add vodka

Narco LimpDick

Baltimore Annapolis Hash House Harriers
It works just fine

The Defense Breasts

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Please Step Away from the Whores

(WH4-DCRW)

Turkey Twat

(MoA2H3)