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EWH3 #1281: The Florida Man Trail! - 6:45 PM Thursday, March 3, 2022 - Columbia Heights Metro (Green and Yellow Lines)

03/03 07:00 PM

A EWH3 Trail

Cost: $7*

Hare(s):

TBA

Shiggy:

TBA

As the CDC and DC Health continue to update and revise guidelines, Mismanagement is working to determine how the hash fits into these recommendations. For this reason, masks are optional for fully vaccinated individuals. Vessels are still required for everyone.


On March 3, 1845, Florida was admitted to the Union as the 27th state. In one fell swoop, numerous intrepid individuals became part of our national story. Yes, those individuals who often find themselves under the influence, having sex in public while armed, then sleeping off their exertions in a bathtub in a house they have attempted to burgle. That’s right: Florida Man!
Have you ever found yourself wondering what it is like to:
Strip naked in a bar because the staff refused to serve you?
Take a nap during a burglary of a sailboat?
Run naked through a neighborhood and attempting to commit a sex act with the landscaping?
Surf on the roof of a stranger’s car?
If so, join us for a dash through Columbia Heights!

When: 6:45 PM Thursday, March 3, 2022. Pack away at 7:15 PM!

Where: Columbia Heights Metro - Exit 14th Street Northbound/Pleasant Plains. Follow marks to start!

Nearest Capital Bike Share: Park Road NW & Holmead Place NW or 14th Street NW & Irving Street NW

Hares: Head Injury, Infidellatio, The Defense Breasts, and maybe a mystery hare.

Trail Details:
- Runners: 2.2 mi. first half / 2.2 mi. second half
- Walkers: 1.1 mi first half / 1.0 mi. second half
- Shiggy: 0.69

Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is A to A’ (0.7 mi to start metro). Bring your own vessel, a cranium light, and a full water bottle. Be smart, have fun.

End Metro: Petworth Metro (Green & Yellow Lines)
Last Trains Out:
Greenbelt (Green Line): 12:30am
Branch Avenue (Green Line: 11:42pm
Huntington (Yellow Line): 11:45pm

On After*: Midlands Beer Garden (3333 Georgia Ave. NW). Midlands has both indoor and outdoor seating options. If you plan to come to the On After, masks are required and proof of vaccination is recommended. As of 2/15/22, indoor venues may choose to keep vaccine requirements in place.
Specials: You are special.
*On Afters are an unofficial hash adjacent event. Please use your best adult judgment to decide about your participation.

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Hab of the Week!
Purchase this week's hab item at a discounted price. Limited quantities available, so get 'em while they last! You can purchase when you rego to pick up at trail!

Give Back to the Hash!

BREW CREW! Do you enjoy those beverages on trail? Brews require brew crews! Email ewh3brewmeister@gmail.com to keep the hash alive. See the EWH3 calendar for dates.

HARES! Ready to help hare or make your own trail? Email ewh3harerazor@gmail.com. See the EWH3 calendar for dates.

ADOPT A METRO! Love to explore? We need hashers to walk/jog/bike/drive to potential Beverage Checks and On-Ins and check them out. Email ewh3harerazor@gmail.com.

STAY SAFE! Review Everyday is Wednesday’s updated COVID-19 guide here before joining us on trail.


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48 Hashers came

including:

DIAL F

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The Cock Whisperer

Accokeek Auxiliary Asylum Hash House Harriers (AAAHHH!!!)
Keep Hashing Potential...

Just Kev

(KH3)

Cum Dumpling

(EWH3)

Trains, Stains, and Automobiles (TSA)

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

sKooter Kunte

(EWH3)

Just Jarely

(EWH3)

Infidellatio

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
Hello hashing day! :)

Stain Gretzky

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
#GoalieGoals

Wiener Shitzel

(EWH3)

Mambo # Hives

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Shetland Blow Me

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Red Roper

White House H3
...

Atari 6900

White House H3
Finish Her!!!

You Sucked My Battledick

(EWH3)

Cheech and Dong

(EWH3)

Just Katherine

(CH3)

Pinocchi-Ho

(EWH3)

Just Mark

(EWH3)

Bipolar Bear

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
Just add vodka

Deaf Lesbian

(DCH3)

Just Kaden

(EWH3 )

Head Injury

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Glue Factory Gum Job

White House H3
It's Glue! Dammit.

Ready Player None

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

General Tso’s Dicken

(EWH3)

Rosetta Bone

(EWH3)

Ginger Snatch

(WH4)

The Defense Breasts

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Blow Me Closer Tiny Dancer

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
Bites when provoked.

George StuffedAnOctopus

(EWH3)

bearfucker

(NYCH3)

Semen on the Pew

EWH3
I'll take a pint of that!

Please Step Away from the Whores

(WH4-DCRW)

Honey Bunches of Cunt

(EWH3)

Roll Over Bitch!

(EWH3)

Seizures Phallus

(EWH3)

Colliteral Damage

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Bitches Give Stitches

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

23 in Me

(EWH3)

GeriatricMandering

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
EWH3 Prom Queen

Just Detto

(EWH3)

Naughtya

(Dch4)

Agent Orgy

(EWH3)

Slappy Ending

(Everyday Is Wedne...)

Special Red

White House H3
...

Just Cristin

(EWH3)