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EWH3 #1278: The Second Anal Shiggy Sock Pageant! - 6:45pm Thursday February 17, 2022 - Georgetown (Limo/ Town Car)

02/17 07:00 PM

A EWH3 Trail

Cost: $7*

Hare(s):

TBA

Shiggy:

TBA

As the CDC and DC Health continue to update and revise guidelines, Mismanagement is working to determine how the hash fits into these recommendations. For this reason, masks are optional for fully vaccinated individuals. Vessels are still required for everyone.


Georgetown - a historic neighborhood and famous for its defining feature, M Street, the hub of DC fashion. It's where university students can strut their groundbreaking pants (wait...are those JNCO jeans?) and where sophisticated Senator's husbands can browse for a new tie (for the same price of hashing 69 times for the coveted boxers).

Roll up your shiggy socks, it's time to give your best and boldest for Miss J Alexander and strut your favorite shiggy socks for the second-but first IRL and nonvirtual- SHIGGY SOCK PAGEANT!

When: 6:45 PM Thursday, February 17, 2022. Pack away at 7:15 PM!

Where: Georgetown - Key Memorial Park. Use Rosslyn or Foggy Bottom metro, or 38B bus.

Nearest Capital Bike Share: 34th & Water

Hares: Son, What the Fendi?!, Balenciaga Ho Factory, & Yves Just Shannent

Trail Details:
Trail Details:
- Runners: 2.1 mi. first half / 1.6 second half (you MUST have a cranium light!)
- Walkers: 1.1 first half / 1.3 second half
- Shiggy: 1.69
-pageant walk heels friendly

Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is A to A (.8 mi. to Rosslyn, 1.2 mi. to Foggy Bottom). Bring your own vessel, a cranium light, and a full water bottle. Sign up on Hash Rego is Required! Be smart, have fun.

End Metro: Rosslyn or Foggy Bottom
Last Trains Out:
Rosslyn between 11:44pm-12:17am link
Foggy Bottom between 11:57pm-12:12am link

On After: The Berliner, 3401 Water St.
Specials: We think you're special.

Upcoming Events!
WIE is back! Back to the Future that is. April 1-3 in Ocean City. Rego Now! Rego before 2/25 for a $10 discount!

Hab of the Week!
Purchase this week's hab item at a discounted price. Limited quantities available, so get 'em while they last! You can purchase when you rego to pick up at trail!

Give Back to the Hash!

BREW CREW! Do you enjoy those beverages on trail? Brews require brew crews! Email ewh3brewmeister@gmail.com to keep the hash alive. See the EWH3 calendar for dates.

HARES! Ready to help hare or make your own trail? Email ewh3harerazor@gmail.com. See the EWH3 calendar for dates.

ADOPT A METRO! Love to explore? We need hashers to walk/jog/bike/drive to potential Beverage Checks and On-Ins and check them out. Email ewh3harerazor@gmail.com.

STAY SAFE! Review Everyday is Wednesday’s updated COVID-19 guide here before joining us on trail.


Start Location Details

Key Memorial Park

Key Memorial Park

Public Event

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45 Hashers came

including:

Turkey Twat

(MoA2H3)

I Bless the Cum Down in Africa

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
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Daddy's Dick

White House H3
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8apus

(EWH3)

Seizures Phallus

(EWH3)

Lickthyologist

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

GFA

(EWH3)

GeriatricMandering

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
EWH3 Prom Queen

Just Danielle

(Everyday Is Wedne...)

The Cock Whisperer

Accokeek Auxiliary Asylum Hash House Harriers (AAAHHH!!!)
Keep Hashing Potential...

FukuShemale

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Ginger Snatch

(WH4)

Cum Dumpling

(EWH3)

Son What the Fuck?!

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Honey Bunches of Cunt

(EWH3)

9021-Ho

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Mouthful of Clam

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

TSA

(EWH3)

bearfucker

(NYCH3)

Bipolar Bear

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
Just add vodka

Rosetta Bone

(EWH3)

Ready Player None

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Red Roper

White House H3
...

roll over bitch

(EWH3)

A Midsemester Night Cream

(EWH3)

Colliteral Damage

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

The Cocktease Falcon

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
the stuff dreams are m...

Gonna Probably Spew

Baltimore Annapolis Hash House Harriers
...

Bitches Give Stitches

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Just Kaki

(P2H3)

Just Shannon

(EWH3)

Poon-apple Juice

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Throbbin Hood

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The Defense Breasts

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
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23 in Me

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
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DIAL F

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
READ ALL THE PAMPHLETS...

You Sucked My Battledick

(EWH3)

No Strings Attached (NSA)

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
Got NSA?

The Cumburglar!

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
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Special Red

White House H3
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Just Marin

(EWH3)

Cheech and Dong

(EWH3)

Pinocchi-Ho

(EWH3)

Deaf Lesbian

(DCH3)

Burlington Ho Factory

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
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