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CTrH3 TRASH Floats!!! 2026

08/22 10:36 AM

A Floats event hosted by CTrH3

Cost: $15

DID SOMEBODY SAY TRASH FLOATS?!?!

Have you been to so many Trash Floats where the years all just blend together, or are you getting your Floats cherry popped just like your tube?! IT DOESN’T MATTER because the Carolina Muthafuckin Trash floats again!!! Bring out your creative floats and whatever shit you want to float on!!

Hash cash will be $15 and this gets you BEER to keep you buoyant and then some burgers/dawgs after you’ve worked up an appetite on the river.
This does not include the floating fee, tube rental fee (if needed), or any camping fees.

*Trash Floats is not an official camping event. If you have beverage preferences and/or wish to continue geting wasted afterwards, BYOB!! Also bringing smaller personal coolers is advised to expedite your drink service on the water.

On the day of the float, show up and go to the front office to check-in. You will pay your float fee, tube rental if needed, camping fee, etc.
-$10 for Floatilla only
-$5 for tube rental
-$15 for Floatilla + concert; or $20 for Floatilla, tube rental, and concert.
-$20/day for Camping per person.

The saunter/slow walk/interpretative dance moves to the nearby put-in point will be at 12:30PM (HST). The float usually takes about 2 to 2 ½ hours according to the peeps at the campground office. We will have shuttles at the end to bring us back. Lumber River Campground does have an air pump you can use at the start to blow up your own float if you bring one instead of renting theirs. If you cant swim or scared of water TTFU! they also provide life vests and some of us swim well enough to save ya from floating alone!

ALSO PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT TIME
-IF YOU ARE PLANNING TO DRINK, PLEASE PLAN TO CAMP OR HAVE A DESIGNATED DRIVER BEFORE THE DAY OF THE EVENT!!!! DON’T DRINK AND DRIVE!!
-FLOATS IS A MARATHON NOT A SPRINT. Pace yourself and hydrate with some H2O.
-CONSENT REIGNS SUPREME HERE

Theme:
TRASH FLOATS!!!!

Stuff to Bring:
Normal river float shit, sunscreen, bug spray, camping shit, any additional beverages or snacks you want for before/afterwards, and cash for the Lumber River peeps. Bring some rope or something to attach your float to someone so you wont float away from everyone if you so choose to.

Cost: $15


Whistle, Bib, ID, Money, vessel, Running shoes, Float, Camping Gear, Headlamp, Water proof bags, Chargers. any fucking thing else you need for a camp out

Start Location Details

Lumber River Campground

429 Tar Landing Evergreen, NC 2028438

Schedule of Events

Come out if you want to camp!
food is on you to bring and alcohol is on you!
Party and Shenanigans!


Check in and beer cooler open: 10 am
Breakfast: 10 am
Floats: 12:30 pm
Never leave camp or i cant swim activities: 12:30 pm til wankers come back
Floats back: 3 pm
Lunch: 3:30 pm
Games Trivia: 4 pm
Dinner: 7pm
Dance and socialize with muggles: 8pm
Shenanigan: all night long


GHB: 10am
Sunday Trail!!: 1 pm @ hareline location


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