Anal 'Bout Anal (ABA)
"How do you knock on a tent?"
Anal 'Bout Anal (ABA), Pussy Eating Trauma
This page is for the TRAIL ONLY. If you intend on crashing as well, please rego here
Get wet while drinking with PET and ABA!
((PET+ABA=PABA. In case anyone's confused.))
WHAT: Leave your responsibilities on shore and bring your best tube (or inflatable bouncehouse?) down this 3 mile tubing trip down the gorgeous Catawba river in Rock Hill, South Carolina!
WHERE: River Park: Piedmont Medical Center Trail - South Trailhead, Quality Cir, Rock Hill, SC 29730
• Bus transportation from River Park to Riverwalk (pavilion to kayak launch, roughly 10 minute drive)
• Pizza/circle beer/bottled water
WHAT TO BRING (and LABEL YOUR SHIT IN CASE IT GETS LOST!):
• BYOB/water/food for when you're floating
• FLOAT (and float patches in case you bust your shit), kayak, (if anyone needs a spare float, contact ABA)
• Sunglasses (and those neck tethers so you don’t drop your shit in the river)
• Umbrella if you're sun-sensitive (yes you can bring an umbrella on the river)
• Sunscreen (ABA will have extra!)
• Hat and/or sunshirt
• Towel for after the river
• Dry bag to carry your shit if needed
• Extra beer
• Snacks, especially for when you get off the river
• Water shoes
• Rope in case you want to stay close to your fellow wankers
• YOUR GODDAMN SENSE OF HUMOR
• PET and ABA will help with trash. Remember, we are hashers, not trashers!
For those staying at PABA's, we get back on the bus to go the fuck home! Please make sure you have rego'd on that separate event page.
Rego can be paid via "friends and family" to ABA via Venmo or PayPal: email@example.com. Please make sure your hash name is included in the payment comments.
River Park Pavilion, Rock Hill, SC
1782 Quality Cir, Rock Hill, SC 29730
In a nutshell: River Park -> Riverwalk -> River Park
11:00AM-12:00PM: ARRIVE @ River Park
12:00 PM: OPENING CIRCLE @ River Park
1:00 PM: TRANSPORTATION TO THE TOP: DO NOT BE LATE OR WE WILL LEAVE YOUR ASS We have a bus this year! Please note that the launch at Riverwalk is usually BUSY AS FUCK, so please be patient and be prepared to be standing in the sun for a bit so everyone can get on.
1:30 PM: LAUNCH: All hashers get the fuck ON the river! @ Riverwalk.
The length of the river depends on the water flow. Could be an hour, could be three, who knows?!
??: UN-LAUNCH: All hashers get the fuck OFF the river @ River Park
??: CLOSING CIRCLE @ River Park.
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