Cost: $1*
Hare(s):
The Kennels of West Virginia
WVIH is cumming back from the dead October 25th-27th, 2024 with a zombie-themed adventure weekend!
The Lazarus Virus has gone airborne. Due to hordes of virals attacking, the federal convoy is delayed and won't drop our med packs carrying the vaccine "shots"until 1833 hours (sunset) Friday evening. We can't wait until daylight or we may not survive the night. Your mission is to get to the rendezvous zone(s) as the sun sets and get your ass back here so we can take our "medicine" to get through this weekend before it's too late! The virals get more active as night falls. They may be sedentary on your way out but as you return, be quick and quiet. They are fast! Neon color has been shown to distract them, so throw your government issue glow sticks if they get too close.
JUST TAKE MY MONEY ALREADY!!!
Payment via Paypal Here as friends and hash family ❤️
Payment via Venmo Here
More details:
Join us for a zombie adventure Friday night, hiking tours of the newest National Park, New River Gorge, Saturday morning, a fun Costume Run around Fayetteville Saturday afternoon, campground shot trail that night and more amazing views on trail Sunday morning! Finally, an add-on encore trail will be offered in Lewisburg. Giveaways are guaranteed for the first 69 paid regos! Please join us for the back from the dead, Lazarus edition of WVIH and cum hash in one of the crown jewels of West Virginia... New River Gorge!!!
Prices:
$79 FRBs (First 15 to Pay)
$89 Typical Wankers (Next 70 to Pay)
$99 DFLs (Last 15 to Pay)
* Everyone gets a $10 reimbursement if we sellout all 100 spots *
You have the option of being a zombie. There are only 12 of these spots available. You must arrive early Friday by 4:30pm. Please provide your own torn and tattered zombie attire. Let us know if you are interested in helping with makeup!
We have decided that since Fayetteville has a number of wonderful dining establishments, this will be a BuyYOFood or BYOF event. However, we will be providing a wide variety of alcohol, snacks and orange food at the Hashpitality Tent!
Payment via Paypal Here as friends and hash family ❤️
Payment via Venmo Here
No refunds unless the event is cancelled or rescheduled.
Please consider joining our WVIH FB Group for updates and banter as the event nears!
Regarding any requests that certain hashers not be permitted to attend:
The event organizers do not necessarily have the ability to determine the truth of allegations (such as distinguishing firsthand accounts from gossip) but will examine any evidence submitted. Since this is meant to be an event that is open to all, especially WV hashers, and since we have seen witchhunts turn numerous non-participants into eyewitnesses, we will not ban anyone without appropriate evidence. However, appropriate evidence of harmful behavior, especially violence or non-consensual activities, will be taken very seriously, and the offenders will not be permitted to attend.
Back from the Dead
Tent or vehicle to sleep in (non-RV sites), other camping gear, a vessel, food or money for Fayetteville's great restaurants, hash clothes, costume(s), appropriate weather gear, cranium lamps, camp chair, etc.
The Outpost- New River Gorge Campground (Lower Section)
843 Fayette Station Rd, Fayetteville, WV 25840
The Lower Outpost
We will be staying in the Lower Section and have it all to ourselves...
This is carside camping. Sleep in a tent or your vehicle. (No RV spots though you can book your own RV area a short walk away in the "Upper" portion of the Outpost.)
See the Outpost Maps Here
Again, we have reserved the Lower Area
2:00pm Check-In begins @ Hashpitality Tent
2pm-6pm Hashpitality Tent open
4:30pm Zombies-ONLY meetup for Zombie School @ Hashpitality Tent
6:00pm Zombie Trail, meetup @ Circle Field Hosted by Wild & Wonderful Wednesday H3
After Trail thru 11pm Hashpitality Tent open
9-11pm Music @ Hashpitality Tent
11pm Quiet Hours begin
7am Early Turd Hikers Meet @ Circle Field to carpool
Includes...
--Endless Wall hike (~3 mi loop hike)
-- Fayette Station Rd Tour crossing the historic Tunney Hunsaker Truss Bridge, stop to visit the New River for views and beautiful Wolf Creek/Kaymoor/Henderson Falls before return to camp
10am-ish Late Turd Hikers Meet @ Circle Field to carpool
Includes...
--Cathedral Cafe/Wood Iron for Brunch (BuyYO)
-- Long Point hike (~3.2 mi total, out n back hike)
10am-ish-2pm Hashpitality open
2pm Costume Trail meetup @ Circle Field Hosted by Morgantown H3
After Trail thru 8pm Hashpitality open
After Trail thru Sunset Games and Shenanigans Hosted by Hillbilly H3
5-6pm Hab Bazaar at Hashpitality
8pm Shooting Star Shot Trail, meetup @Circle Field Hosted by Moonshiners H3
After Trail-11pm Hashpitality open
9-11pm Music @ Hashpitality
11pm Quiet Hours begin
8am-9am Hashpitality Tent Open
PACK UP YOUR SHIT (MUST VACATE BEFORE S2H3 TRAIL)
PHAT Grrl Working her Butt(ress) Off Short Trail Meetup @ Canyon Rim Visitor Center Parking Lot Hosted by Shenandoah Sisters H3
10am Ladies-Only Start
10:30am Co-Ed Start
GTFO of NRG
11:69 Meet, 12:69 Pack Away, Hollowell Parking Lot 230 Gms Dr, Lewisburg Trail Hosted by Hillbilly H3 (Additional $5 Day Of)
Country Roads, Take Me Home...
including:
TBD Sponsored by Moonshine Motorboater
(Morgantown H3)
3PO
(S2H3)
Femboy Meat Toy (Sponsored by G inthe S, CF inthe S)
(WVW3H3)
Bed Bath & BIDET
(MVH3)
Just Jenn
(WVW3H3)
Cooter Pooter
(MVH3)
Sucking Seabiscuit
(H5)
EZ Payout
(H5)
Film@11
(BAH3)
Calahorny
(H5)
Tuck Tuck Deuce
(EWH3)
Will Squat for Beer
(MH3)
Big Ten Inch
(H5)
Granny on the Streets Control Freak in the Sheets
(WVW3H3)
Rip N Dip
(MH3)
Chocolate MmmHmmm Cockigami
Hotbuns
(MOTOWNH3)
Glaze my unbronzed anus (Glanus)
(WVW3H3)
Patronus Straponus
(Shenandoah Sister...)
KangaBrew
(W3H3)
Just Luke
(None, yet)
AngelBabe
(MOTOWNH3)
Just Julie
(None, yet)
Mudda Foda
(BAH3)
NN Tessa
(MMH3)
Quack Whacker
(RH3)
MOMMY POPPINS
(RH3)
Dr Flatus
(MorgantownH3)
Sorest Rump
(SHIT)
Manicotti Mouth
(OFH3)
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