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Cum one, cum all for the greatest show on Merland Earth! Join the Wild and Wonderful Wednesday Hash House Harriers as they go just beyond the tip and invade Merland to host the 1st Anal W3 Drag R@ce and Dress R@n! We launch this rego during Pride Month for an event to be hosted Wednesday, August 3rd at the areas premiere LGBTQIA+ venue, THE LODGE, in Boonsboro! Cum and you will receive...
-High Heels Parking Lot Drag R@ce
- Epic 3-Trail Option Dress R@n
- BC(s) and SC(s)
- Two to Three Drag Queen Show
- Thematic Fun and Silly Giveaway
- Thematic Food at End
All for the low, low price of $10 if you are one of the 10 intrepid wankers to sign up early to participate in the High Heels "Drag" R@ce! Like a combination of Dupont around Halloween and the Drag Strip down the street, we will be parading and r*cing in the parking lot before trail! R@cers receive a $5 discount!
Trail will be a traditional Hash House Harriers dress r@n, however, it will be an "Any Color of the Rainblow" dress option and ladies, feel free to cum in a dress or as a Drag King if you prefer!
As they say, Early Bird gets the Wiener, so if you are one of the first 33 to sign up, you will get your rego for $15 ($10 if you Drag R@ce). If you are a Tardy Bird, 34 to 69, you will still get your rego for the low low price of $20! What a deal!
The Dress R@n to follow the Drag R@ce will start at the traditional W3H3 time of 6:33pm and will feature public spectacle opportunities, beautiful views, and tunnels for ALL. Additional grand vistas at the overlook for Eagles and Turkeys. There will be significant elevation gain on those two trails. There is also a PeaCOCK trail for those that just wanna strut. Likely true trail mileage...
Eagle Extenze Ballbuster- ~6.9 Miles
Turkey Gobbler- ~4.9 Miles
PeaCOCK Strut- ~2.0 Miles
Shiggy level 5 to 7ish
Cranium lamp encouraged for all trails.
Following your epic adventure, we will be ending at THE LODGE. This portion of the evening is BuyYOB from the bar. Circle will be held in the back... oohh yeah. The venue is 21+ so that means any lil' hashers will not be able to attend prelube, postlube, the end circle or drag show. Kids that want to do trail are $1 and don't need to Rego.
The Drag Show starts inside at 9:30pm following ending circle. Those queens love the tip so give it to them!
Following the shows, partay til your hard-on's content before stumbling with your big DD's to the car or walking over to a campsite at Greenbrier SP.
ON- Yaaaasssss Queen! -ON
The Lodge, Boonsboro, MD
Greenbrier State Park
If you are looking to crash, there are no hotels in the area but Greenbrier State Park is walking distance away. We encourage you to rent one of their 164 campsites and keep the partay going with your fellow visiting wankers!
5:00pm- The Lodge Opens Early for BuyYOB Prelube
6:09pm- High Heels Drag R@ce to be followed by Hares Away
6:33pm- Opening Circle and Dress R*n On-Out
8:30pm- Food Provided and BuyYOB at the Lodge
9:00pm- Closing Circle Out Back
9:30pm- Drag Show Begins
?:??pm- Stumble with your DD to the Car or the Campground