What are you doing the weekend of June 11-14?
- If you don’t have plans, then you are expected to appear at and enjoy Southern Exposure 2026
- If you have plans, cancel them to attend and enjoy Southern Exposure 2026. Whatever you have planned, we do it better, unless it’s a funeral then we will take a big ole pass on that, but our thoughts and prayers are with you.

The SOEX fairies and elves are old hands at this hashy weekend sort of thing, just ask the coolest people around you (meaning those who have been before). They will sing the praises of the fairies and elves … if they don’t then either they were never there or their pants are on fire.

If you have been, then just rego already; you can skip the rest.

If you ain’t been, holy shit, what’s keeping you?

Boogie Bottoms is a slice of hasher heaven. Its on a river; it has a concrete slip-n-slide it has the grammatical horror “The Barn’s of Horror”; it is private property where any level of nudity is allowed. Discretion, should he show up, will do a down-down (but King Konsent always reigns).

The fairies and elves provide the following:
-Awesome food
-Hash beer (if you want awesome beer that’s on you like it is everywhere),
-Karaoke for your enjoyment, especially if you like torturing others with your tone-deaf rendition of Sweet Caroline (bom-bom-bom)
-Sloshball + balloon wars (patent pending as it allows the spectators to be part of the action)
-Barbie Cart racin’ which gots to be seent to be believed.

Oh and a trail through the back woods of northern Alabama where the banjos are in tune and straight white men squeal like pigs.

June 12-14 (you can come on Thursday the 11th for a soft open, but you have to provide your own vittles and dranks, and your own lube if you want to take advantage of the soft open and you want to hear straight white men squeal like pigs).