Cost: $20
Hare(s):
Wrong Way Misman
Shiggy:
It’s back, baby! The second annual May Day Games are coming in hot — and this year, we’re getting even wetter with the theme: Spits vs Swallows. (We said what we said.)
Expect a day packed full of field day-style games, heavy-handed drinks, terrible puns, and slippery shenanigans. Newbies and old farts alike — this is your chance to rep your team with pride and maybe pull a hamstring in the process.
WHAT'S INCLUDED?
- Team games: Tug of war, slip & flip, beer relay, water balloons, and more!
- Sloshball to end the day (teams mixed so you can betray your new besties).
- Kegs, N/A drinks, snacks, real food, gimmes, prizes, and all the glory.
- Gimme if regoed BEFORE 5/8/2025
Whether you swallow your pride or spit out your drink mid-game, we promise it’s gonna be a blast. (Or at least mildly dangerous in a fun way.)
$20 Hash Cash gets you entry into all the chaos, but we need you to fill out the HashRego form so we can plan the games, drinks, and possibly your demise. Don’t flake. Don’t wait.
Cum get dirty with us. It’s tradition now.
Choose your side: Team Spits or Team Swallows (punny team name lists coming soon!)
Invite your fellow hashers — the more the messier.
MAY DAY GAMES!
ID, sunscreen (skincare is sexy), hats, your liver, a sense of competition, the ability to flip cups (or not) & your game faces
Arrive, check-in, grab drinks, get your gimme
Games, food, drinks
SLOSHBALL
including:
Masturbaker
(LBH3)
Making Me Gay
(PhoenixH3)
White Girl Sloppy Taco
(SWWH3)
Sir Public Display of Erection
(LBH3)
Curly Fry Floor Slore
(LBH3)
Poohbies
(PhoenixH3)
Eclair De Lune
(LostBoobs)
Gutter Guzzler
(TaintH3)
Butt the lights aren’t on
(WWh3)
Care Bear Scare
(LBH3)
Just Jenn
(LostBoobs)
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