Cost: $75*
Hare(s):
Dickie Dukes, Jeanie Weenie, Strap On Strap Off
Shiggy:
ome one Cum all to Wisconsin's most fun, coldest, drunkest, shittiest hash weekend of them all. you wont want to miss it, and all your friends will be there.
The weekend is hosted By Dickie Dukes of T3h3, Jeanie Weenie from Madison H3, and Strap On Strap Off (SOSO) of Sparta H3. (You may remember SOSO from the great duck call incident of 2023)
The weekend kicks off with Bowling on Friday, with a costume contest for "best dressed" (whatever that means to you). We will follow this with pool/hot tub time back at the hotel.
Saturday has a morning trail to get the juices flowing, followed by the main event/trail in the afternoon. The Main trail ends with a party, drinking, food, and shenanigans. Again, we will follow this with a party back at the hotel where we will turn the hot tub into hasher soup and try not to get the cops called on us.
Sunday Morning GTFO brunch.
Your friends, warm clothes, unicorn onesies, turkey baster, beer, speedos, condoms, photos of your mom.
We have a block of rooms under "THE RUNNING CLUB" please call to book your room.
Country Inn & Suites by Radisson, Sparta, WI
737 Avon Rd, Sparta, WI 54656
1-(608)-480-8450
Hotel has a continental breakfast and the pool stays open until midnight.
Bangor Lanes, Bangor, WI. (Bangor? I barely know her)
Lanes open at 6pm, Pay as you go.
Patch prize for winner of "best dressed" costume contest (you decide what that means).
Event Check-in available at the bowling alley
106 16th Ave N, Bangor, WI 54614
Morning Trail: Hares off at 9am from the hotel parking lot.
Main event:
Afternoon Trail, Hares off at 1pm, pack off at 1:15.
On-after party with food, beer and fun.
Awarding of the Infamous, One of a kind, Swanky as fuck, Bowling patch.
Hotel pool party to follow.
including:
No Tick Pics
(T3H3/ MH3)
Grandma's Next
(WH3)
Poop Chute
(Twin Titties Thir...)
2fists2furrious
(THICC)
Midsummer Night's Cream
(Waukesha Hash Hou...)
Sax a ma bone
(WaukeshaH3)
Ms Ed
(BDH3)
Last Hole
(OMH3)
Strap On Strap Off
(Sparta H3)
Abreasting Officer
(WI)
HO-Gauge
(WH3)
Slippery Lips
(TTTH3)
Just Courtney
(BCH3)
SPEED HUMP
(IndyScent)
Feeldoe Floggings
(IndyScent)
H2Ho
(Old Man H3)
Mr Ed
(MPLS_H3)
Havre cadaver
(BCH3)
I Cunt Even
(WaukeshaH3)
Grey Duck and Cover
(SpartaH3)
C4B
(MH3)
Naked & Afraid
(BCH3)
Just Amber
(T3H3)
Just Liz
(Twin Titties Thir...)
#2
(Old Man H3)
Not The Poopy End
(Tipsycanoe H3)
Sex Canoe
(BCH3)
Desperate Lay
(IndyScent)
Bloody Stump
(WaukeshaH3)
Jeanie Weenie
(MadisonH3)
DICKENDER
(IndyScent)
Wasted Lay and Stupid Man
(SNSH3)
Garmin
(Chicago H3)
Sippy Cock
(MadisonH3)
Castration Sensation
(BCH3)
Just Came Out Of My Mouth
(MPLS_H3)
Heavy Petter
(BCH3)
Amber Alert
(BCH3)
Bolwin Roadies
(WH3)
Just Kimm
(WaukeshaH3)
TSquatty Slavie
(BCH3)
Just Mike
(SNSH3)
50 Shades of Green
(Tipsycanoe H3)
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