Cost: $75*
Hare(s):
Dickie Dukes, Jeanie Weenie, Strap On Strap Off
Shiggy:
ome one Cum all to Wisconsin's most fun, coldest, drunkest, shittiest hash weekend of them all. you wont want to miss it, and all your friends will be there.
The weekend is hosted By Dickie Dukes of T3h3, Jeanie Weenie from Madison H3, and Strap On Strap Off (SOSO) of Sparta H3. (You may remember SOSO from the great duck call incident of 2023)
The weekend kicks off with Bowling on Friday, with a costume contest for "best dressed" (whatever that means to you). We will follow this with pool/hot tub time back at the hotel.
Saturday has a morning trail to get the juices flowing, followed by the main event/trail in the afternoon. The Main trail ends with a party, drinking, food, and shenanigans. Again, we will follow this with a party back at the hotel where we will turn the hot tub into hasher soup and try not to get the cops called on us.
Sunday Morning GTFO brunch.
Your friends, warm clothes, unicorn onesies, turkey baster, beer, speedos, condoms, photos of your mom.
We have a block of rooms under "THE RUNNING CLUB" please call to book your room.
Country Inn & Suites by Radisson, Sparta, WI
737 Avon Rd, Sparta, WI 54656
1-(608)-480-8450
Hotel has a continental breakfast and the pool stays open until midnight.
Bangor Lanes, Bangor, WI. (Bangor? I barely know her)
Lanes open at 6pm, Pay as you go.
Patch prize for winner of "best dressed" costume contest (you decide what that means).
Event Check-in available at the bowling alley
106 16th Ave N, Bangor, WI 54614
Morning Trail: Hares off at 9am from the hotel parking lot.
Main event:
Afternoon Trail, Hares off at 1pm, pack off at 1:15.
On-after party with food, beer and fun.
Awarding of the Infamous, One of a kind, Swanky as fuck, Bowling patch.
Hotel pool party to follow.
including:
50 Shades of Green
(Tipsycanoe H3)
Midsummer Night's Cream
(Waukesha Hash Hou...)
No Tick Pics
(T3H3/ MH3)
Slippery Lips
(TTTH3)
Jeanie Weenie
(MadisonH3)
Wasted Lay and Stupid Man
(SNSH3)
Amber Alert
(BCH3)
DICKENDER
(IndyScent)
Castration Sensation
(BCH3)
Feeldoe Floggings
(IndyScent)
Just Liz
(Twin Titties Thir...)
Just Came Out Of My Mouth
(MPLS_H3)
C4B
(MH3)
Heavy Petter
(BCH3)
SPEED HUMP
(IndyScent)
Sex Canoe
(BCH3)
Bolwin Roadies
(WH3)
Havre cadaver
(BCH3)
#2
(Old Man H3)
Desperate Lay
(IndyScent)
Just Courtney
(BCH3)
Naked & Afraid
(BCH3)
Sippy Cock
(MadisonH3)
H2Ho
(Old Man H3)
Not The Poopy End
(Tipsycanoe H3)
Mr Ed
(MPLS_H3)
2fists2furrious
(THICC)
Just Kimm
(WaukeshaH3)
Grey Duck and Cover
(SpartaH3)
Abreasting Officer
(WI)
Sax a ma bone
(WaukeshaH3)
Just Mike
(SNSH3)
Just Amber
(T3H3)
Grandma's Next
(WH3)
Bloody Stump
(WaukeshaH3)
HO-Gauge
(WH3)
Ms Ed
(BDH3)
Poop Chute
(Twin Titties Thir...)
TSquatty Slavie
(BCH3)
Garmin
(Chicago H3)
Strap On Strap Off
(Sparta H3)
I Cunt Even
(WaukeshaH3)
Last Hole
(OMH3)
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