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WH4 Campout 2026

07/24 04:00 PM

A WH4 Hash Campout

Cost: $160

Hare(s):

Not Scuba Deuce...probably.

Campout will be the usual tubing and shenanigans at the lovely Golden Rock Campground in Rileyville, VA.

Rego gets you:
Friday Trail
Friday Shot Trail
Saturday Shiggy Trail
Tubing 'trail' (river tubes also provided)
Midnight(ish) Nakey Trail
Mimosa fat boy trail
Beer, Seltzer, Cider and meals

NEW THIS YEAR
* HOT BREAKFAST on Saturday! That's right, we're putting sausage in your mouth (and meat free options too!) along with a mimosa and Bloody Mary bar.
* SHOT TRAIL COMPETITION: Shot Trail will be a team event! Best team will win a prize! Competition will have multiple factors for rating by our judges - the shot, team costumes, and station setup (think decorations/theme).

Sign up to hare or brew crew between now and campout for a chance to win 69% off that rego price!

Join Campout Committee: We need hares, sign-in helpers, set-up & clean-up crew, food runners, patch designer...


XXXmas in July

swim suit, cranium lamp, camp chair, holiday decor/lights; camp gear such as tent

Start Location Details

Goldenrock Campground

Rileyville, VA

Schedule of Events

*all times hash standard time
3:00 – Registration opens (closes at 9, re-opens Saturday AM)
4:00 – Kegs tapped
4:30 – Hab Bazaar opens (closes at 6:30 PM)
6:00 – Opening Circle: Lighting of the Bonfire
6:30 – Pack Away
8:00 – Dinner
10:00 – Shot Trail


8:00 – Breakfast
9:00 – Late Registration (closes at 10:00 AM)
10:00 – Circle Up at the Bonfire & Pack Away by 10:30
12:00 – Lunch at trail end
1:00 – Tubing back to Camp
3:30 – Dirty Reindeer Games / Free Time
5:00 – Circle
6:30 – Dinner
11:59 – Nakey trail


8:00 – Breakfast
10:00 – Fat Boy Mimosa Trail & Closing Circle
11:59 – Clean-Up. Get out. Sleep. Hydrate.


Public Event

See the full list!

161 Hashers came

including:

Thanks but I can’t fit it in

(SHIT)

Sphincter Grease

Sphincter Grease H3
On-On To Mayhem

Armed & Manger-ous

Traveling Whore-Ables H3
...

ORAL-B

Richmond H3
...

Tesla Twat

Ft Eustis
...

Naughtya cum n eat me

(MVH3)

Lickthyologist

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Mongo

Agana H3
...

Mono-Railed

White House H3
...

How Much Wood Could a Woodchuck Fuck

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Just Jean

(SWH3)

Cuntry Fried Seaman

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
Join the Walker Rebell...

Doctors Without Boundaries

Tidewater H3
27% more fun!

Hello Pity

Seven Hills Hash House Harriers
...

Sexually Anxious Disease

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Cockring

(RCH3-OH)

Knocked Up

WH4MVH3
2006 Aloha H3 hareball...

PantsaGONEya

Richmond H3
...

Deepthroat Corndog

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
it's not illegal unles...

Brass to Mouth

White House H3
...

Kim Slong-ungh

White House H3
...

Parental Cum-Scent

Charm City H3
...

Clit-a-Gay-Corps

(HMHHH)

Raspberry VJ

(BAH3)

Kneed Me Deeply

Blue skies H3
Your dad is my cardio

Paddle That Bitch

Richmond H3
...

Swiper No Swiping

(TH3)

Fort HumbleRagg

White House H3
...

These are the Tits You’re Looking For

(EWH3)

Penis Fly Trap

Old Frederick Hash House Harriers
She's a furry.

VAGINA

Mount Vernon H3
If you really wanna ge...

I Cunt Hear You

OFH3
I'm not a furry.

Sleeping Boozie

Hangover Hash House Harriers
...

Uppercunt♀️

Hangover Hash House Harriers
ride fast eat ass

Cuntcerto in D Major

(EWH3)

Boxxx Spring

(White House H3)

NorWAY Up That Butt

Ben Franklin Mob H3
...

Fuck u pinky

(SummitH3)

I Kock A Lot

Baltimore Annapolis Hash House Harriers
...

Tomb Raper

Whitehouse H3/DC Road Whores
...

Mud Flaps

Baltimore Annapolis Hash House Harriers
...

Brokehip Mounthim

(OTH4)

Cum Dog Millionaire

Ben Franklin Mob H3
...

Ate Ball Cum Pocket

(DCRW)

3 Whores Down

(BFMH3)

Daddy’s Dick

(Noh3)

Burlington Ho Factory

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Tumey McBoatFace

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
Kachow!

Doggy

(WH4)

Rump Bumper

Tidewater H3
...

Lawyers Share Dildos

(Everyday Is Wedne...)

Trains, Stains, and Automobiles (TSA)

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Queen of the Jungle

(HangoverH3)

Amnesia Down There

(OTH4)

GLADIATER

Richmond H3
...

Spunk Monkey

Hockessin H3
...

Fjord Sexplorer

Hangover Hash House Harriers
...

Beetlejizz, Beetlejizz, Beetlejizz

Baltimore Annapolis Hash House Harriers
...

Close Encounters of the Turd Kind

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Bipolar Bear

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
Just add vodka

GUI Decimal System

(DCFMH3)

No Strings Attached (NSA)

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
Got NSA?

duckjob

(WH4)

Immoral support

(WH4)

Schrödinger's Cock

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Drop a Pin, Slip It In

New York City Hash House Harriers
...

Cum Brew Lay

Sacramento H3
...

field of creams

(NYCH3)

Scuba Deuce

SMUTTy Crab Hash House Harriers
Spandex Afficionado

Dusty D

(WH4)

Facial Profiling

Baltimore Annapolis Hash House Harriers
...

Shart Tank

Tidewater H3
...

50 Shades of Meh

(WH4)

Friends Don't Let Friends Fuck Fat Chicks

DC Full mOOn Hash House Harriers
...

Just Jess

(EWH3)

Muffin Man

(WH4)

Dr Chatte

(F3H3)

Magically Delicious

Wandering Whore Hash House Harriers
...

American Half Ass

(WH4MVH3)

Just Deacon

( Feral)

Mursey Fuck

(PR3H4)

Will Squat for Beer

Hillbilly H3
...

Bambi's Bitch

Baltimore Annapolis Hash House Harriers
...

Ready Player None

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

The Tits Have Eyes

Belle Isle Babes H3
...

Bitches Give Stitches

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Running Commentary

(Wh4)

District 69

Whitehouse H3/DC Road Whores
Masked before it was c...

Dude That Guy

DC Road Whores
...

Just Hans

(BAH3)

Heaven's Gape

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

dwarfus interruptus

White House H3
I Moo At Cows

Ginger Snatch

White House H3
...

Ms. Nuttersworth

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Hooked on Phallus

(OTH4)

Ha-Cum-On My Tatas

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Cheeks

Tidewater H3
...

Blue Balls Blocker

(SHIT)

Lord of the Rim Job

Tidewater H3
...

You, Too, Can Do Me (Blah, Blah, Blah, Blah)

Hillbilly H3
If you're gonna be dum...

Autism Speaks for Deities (Tizzy)

(Everyday Is Wedne...)

Vagina is for Lawyers

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Around the World in 80 Lays

(CCH3)

EOD

(HCH3)

Cum Scene Investigator

Charm City H3
...

Demon Layer

Baltimore Annapolis Hash House Harriers
...

Elon Thrust

Tidewater H3
...

Just Dylan

(CCH3)

The Vomiteen Rabbit

Richmond H3
RH3 GM

Didn't Cum Black

Richmond H3
...

Taking the D for a B

Baltimore Annapolis Hash House Harriers
...

SexPo JetSki

Richmond H3
...

THE VIRGINATOR!

(DCRW)

Nanananan Bat Aids

(EWH3)

Flying D

(WH4)

Spank and a Haircut: Two Twins

Hillbilly H3
2024 WVIH

Ginja Ninja

(WH4)

Tramp-sub-stantiation

(BAH3)

Cunterfeit Bills

Ben Franklin Mob H3
The tenderest tender

Roll Over, Bitch!

(WH4)

Roll On

(SHIT)

Uno, Dos, Tres... LIFTOFF!

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Ponyboy

Baltimore Annapolis Hash House Harriers
...

Periscope Rising

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
I was once a drunken s...

George W Jugs

(AUH4)

Shit Out of Luck (Lucky)

(DCRW)

Catalina Piss Mixer

Ben Franklin Mob H3
...

Hot Tub Slime Machine

White House H3
...

Double Stuffed

New York City Hash House Harriers
...

Poly Pocket

Ben Franklin Mob H3
Crafty.

Good Fucking Vibrations

WWh3
Just Chill’N

A Shot or Tuah

(Alamogordo H3)

A Phone Named Gerbil

Baltimore Annapolis Hash House Harriers
...

Augustus Lancelittle

White House H3
it itched

Just Tye

(WH4)

Lorena Hobbit

White House H3
Here for a good time, ...

Just Issac

(WH4)

Dinosoreass

(PGHH3)

Pump House Sperm Filter

Charlotte Hash House Harriers
...

Bobby Douché

(BAH3)

Just Dan

(NYCH3)

Slimy Limey

White House H3
...

Rolodixxx

Baltimore Annapolis Hash House Harriers
...

Smart Ass

(WH4)

Cockó Bel Grãnde

DC Full mOOn Hash House Harriers
...

Bloody Pads

(SummitH3)

Daygleaux Hobo

Richmond H3
...

Fester The Molester

Brevard Hash House Harriers
...

Orange is the New Snatch

DC Road Whores
...