It's fucking hot and we're all just biding time till we can go tubing in TWO weeks! Just like when my parents tried to take me to Six Flags as a kid but we ended up at the McDonald's playground equipment because it was too crowded in the park, we're just gonna have to pretend the slides are rollercoasters and wait two more weeks for the real thing!

Come enjoy an aquatic beercheck, and a trudge through the tunnels of Lubber Runs in search of Beavers.

Sign-in: 5:00 pee m

Circle: 5:15 pee m

Pack away: 5:30 pee m

Nearest Metro: Ballston Metro

Pre-lube: First Down

Start Location: Ballston Metro

Description of Trail:

Trail: A to A’

This trail will have an adventurous route and an easy route instead of a walker/runner split. Everyone will get wet no matter what path you choose.

Shiggy: Adventurous 4.69 Easy 1.69

Dog Friendly: Adventurous Dogs only

Stroller/Wheelchair Friendly: No

Hares: Cuntry Fried Semen and Trails

Items to bring: Change of clothes and shoes. A thirst for beer. Cranium lamp, MANDATORY for second half. A thirst for beer. Sanity and common sense discouraged.

On After: Ballston Local