Valentine’s Day was sweet for some, for the rest of us it was a little bitters. So, we’re doing what emotionally stable adults do: putting our feelings and tequila on ice.
Welcum to the WH4’s trail “On the Rocks” celebrating National Margarita Day and Post Valentine’s Heartbreak. The drinks are cold, the goss is hot, the vibes have fresh batteries, and the only thing getting “served” is salt rims and side-eyes. Come pre-shaken, leave stirred. Bring your virgins, your visitors, and your “it’s complicated” energy because tonight we’re swapping lemons for limes and leaving the texts on read. We’ll sip, we’ll dip, and if anyone asks about our love lives, we’ll tell them we’re currently seeing other cock(tails).

Date: Sunday, February 22, 2026
Sign In: 3:00 PEE EM
Circle: 3:15 PEE EM
Pack Away: 3:30 PEE EM

Nearest Metro: Stadium Armory Metro
Start: Lot 3 by RFK, https://maps.app.goo.gl/oquyBPToguZhD95HA (follow marks to start)

Trail: A to A
Runners Length: 4.1 miles
Walkers Length: 3.2 miles
Shiggy: City / ice & salt

Dog Friendly: Yes (but not at on-after)

Accessibility Notes: sidewalk and stroller friendly, however some sidewalks are still covered in ice so strollers, wheels, and pet owners beware.

Hares: Mystery Hares! Cum to trail to find out!

tems to bring: Your vessel, waterproof shoes (still icy in parts) and warm gear.
Pre-Lube: Duffy's, 1901 C St SE, Washington, DC 20003

On After: Duffy's, 1901 C St SE, Washington, DC 20003

Margaritas!