Cost: $10
Hare(s):
Ha-Cum-On My Tatas
Shiggy:
Sign-in: 3:00 pee m
Circle: 3:15 pee m
Pack away: 3:30 pee m
Nearest Metro: Huntington (Yellow)
Pre-lube: 2 Jefe’s Tex-Mex, 2249 Huntington Ave, Alexandria, VA 22303
Our beloved SeaBear Slayer and 7 Shooters Up the Ass are moving down down to Norfolk soon. And what exactly does Norfolk have a lot of? SEAMEN.
SeaBear will be passing the GM reins over to another brave soul after this trail (but hopefully packing her personal ropes in the moving truck). So, in honor of her time at the helm and the time 7 is about to spend under way, put on your best nautical outfit and join us for a NoVa trail followed by a hash BBQ befitting our Slayer Queen & Coastal King.
Alternate jokes for outfits: You be the surf, we’ll BBQ the turf. Any other “semen” jokes you can come up with.
Trail: A to A’
Runners Length: ~3 miles
Walkers Length: ~1.5 miles
Shiggy: 0.69
Dog Friendly: For trail, yes. For BBQ, very much no.
Stroller Friendly: Ish (talk to hares for alt route to avoid stairs)
Farewell to Seabear and 7!
Yourself, a vessel, a thirst for beer, and a folding chair if you want a seat for the barbeque
including:
Running Commentary
(WH4)
Titmometer
(EPH3)
Tony Panda
(WH4)
Felicity Shagwell
(BAH3)
Avian Sisterhood
(Brass Monkey H3)
Anal Fission
(EWH3)
Just chris
(WH4)
Turkey Twat
(WH4)
Ginja Ninja
(WH4)
Screeching Eargasm
(WH4)
Foot & Mouth
(MVH3)
Leaning Tower of Please Ya
(EWH3)
Created by Gin | Inspired by many