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WH4 Trail #2180: Farewell Seabear and 7, Hello Seamen!!

05/18 03:00 PM

A WH4 Trail

Cost: $10

Hare(s):

Ha-Cum-On My Tatas

Shiggy:

Sign-in: 3:00 pee m
Circle: 3:15 pee m
Pack away: 3:30 pee m
Nearest Metro: Huntington (Yellow)
Pre-lube: 2 Jefe’s Tex-Mex, 2249 Huntington Ave, Alexandria, VA 22303

Our beloved SeaBear Slayer and 7 Shooters Up the Ass are moving down down to Norfolk soon. And what exactly does Norfolk have a lot of? SEAMEN.

SeaBear will be passing the GM reins over to another brave soul after this trail (but hopefully packing her personal ropes in the moving truck). So, in honor of her time at the helm and the time 7 is about to spend under way, put on your best nautical outfit and join us for a NoVa trail followed by a hash BBQ befitting our Slayer Queen & Coastal King.

Alternate jokes for outfits: You be the surf, we’ll BBQ the turf. Any other “semen” jokes you can come up with.

Trail: A to A’
Runners Length: ~3 miles
Walkers Length: ~1.5 miles
Shiggy: 0.69
Dog Friendly: For trail, yes. For BBQ, very much no.
Stroller Friendly: Ish (talk to hares for alt route to avoid stairs)


Farewell to Seabear and 7!

Yourself, a vessel, a thirst for beer, and a folding chair if you want a seat for the barbeque

Location Details

TaTa's Backyard

6018 Park Place, Alexandria, VA 22303

Public Event

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39 Hashers came

including:

Running Commentary

(WH4)

Titmometer

(EPH3)

Tragic Carpet Ride

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
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Daddy's Dick

White House H3
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Tony Panda

(WH4)

Dyke Tyson

Mount Vernon H3
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Deepthroat Corndog

White House H3
it's not illegal unles...

Felicity Shagwell

(BAH3)

Ballzheimers

DC Road Whores
...

Avian Sisterhood

(Brass Monkey H3)

Anal Fission

(EWH3)

Augustus Lancelittle

White House H3
it itched

SeaBear Slayer

White House H3
...

Just chris

(WH4)

Ha-Cum-On My Tatas

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Vagina is for Lawyers

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Oh Hey! Not Gay

White House H3
...

Turkey Twat

(WH4)

Close Encounters of the Turd Kind

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
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My Big Fat Greek Orgy

Charm City H3
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Uno, Dos, Tres... LIFTOFF!

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
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Pussy has Defects (Ph.D.)

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
M(y name is) J(ack)

Bipolar Bear

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
Just add vodka

Dingle All the Way

White House H3
...

Knocked Up

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
2006 Aloha H3 hareball...

Shamrock Your Cock

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Ready Player None

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Ginja Ninja

(WH4)

Silver Spooge

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Screeching Eargasm

(WH4)

Dude That Guy

DC Road Whores
...

Foot & Mouth

(MVH3)

Jeremiah Was a Cumfrog

White House H3
Buh Na Na

Tumey McBoatFace

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
Kachow!

Lorena Hobbit

White House H3
...

Leaning Tower of Please Ya

(EWH3)

Slappy Ending

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
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