WH4 Trail #2072: When the End of the Month Rolls Around

Closest Metro: Minnesota Ave 4000 Minnesota Ave NE, Washington, DC 20019

May 28 is Menstrual Hygiene Day so cum celebrate Aunt Flow by traipsing through creeks and seeing the Anacostia! You can pad your hashing resume by doing runner's trail which will feature some intense shiggy (probably bushwacking) and YOU WILL GET WET. Or if you're a Diva(cup), you can do walker's where you'll still get some shiggy, but the situation won't be as hairy. There's definite potential for blood on trail.

Runners, bring a change of shoes and socks. Tampon-on!

Pre-Lube location: Figure it out
Start time: 3:00 pee m
Trail: 3:30 pee m
Start location: Marvin Gaye Mosaic 4215 Nannie Helen Burroughs Ave NE, Washington, DC 20019
Theme: When the End of the Month Rolls Around
Hares: Red Roper, Unleash the Furry
Trail: A-B
Walkers Length: 2
Runners Length: 4
Shiggy Rating: Walker: 3, Runner: 5
Dog Friendly: Walker: Yes, Runner: Tough dogs only
Stroller Friendly: Walker: Not particularly, but there are workarounds. Runner: absolutely not.
Any items to bring on trial: Bug spray, fresh shoes, socks, and maybe pants for runners.
On-After: Trusty's 1420 Pennsylvania Ave. SE, Washington, DC 20003

Hash Hym for the occasion.

End Of The Month Hash Hymn

You can tell by the smell
that she isn't feeling well
As the end of the month rolls around

You can tell by the string
she's got something up her thing
As the end of the month rolls around

So it's Hi Hi Hee in the Kotex factory
Shout out your sizes loud and clear …
We've got small … medium … large …
We've got rags to fit a barge
When the end of the month rolls around

You can tell by the stain
that she's in a lot of pain

You can tell by her stance
she's got cotton in her pants

You can tell by the blotch
that she's got a leaky crotch

You can tell by the flood
that she's losing lots of blood

You can tell by her walk
that tonight you'll only talk

You can tell by the stench
that she's a bloody wench

You can tell by her pout
that her eggs are falling out

You can tell by her eyes
that there is blood between her thighs

You can tell that it itches
by the way she always bitches

You can tell by the taste
you'll get blood all on your face

You can bet it ain’t sweat
when her underwear is wet

You can tell by the stink
that she isn’t in the pink

When she's on the rag,
you can only cry and beg

If you get near her with your cock
she'll tell you to take a walk

If she won't let you pump
you can do it in her rump

If you give her enough beer
you can do her in the rear

You can feel a little weary
if she serves a Bloody Mary

Scrape it up in a jar
you've got instant caviar

When your favorite date
says her period is still late…
Do not cry or be sad
When she says you'll be a dad.

When the End of the Month Rolls Around

Bug spray, fresh shoes, socks, and maybe pants for runners.