Did you know that domestic turkeys waddle when they walk, but wild ones don't? We're going to do our best impression of these domesticated dumbasses and have a very short trail and enjoy some booze. Trail will be AT MOST .4 miles, possibly far shorter. If weather it's raining, we will have a sheltered place for circle.
It's the Sunday after Thanksgiving. You've finally slept off your tryptophan coma. It's time to drink.
A vessel and your willingness to drink.