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WH4 Once Upon A Hash 2024

07/26 04:00 PM to 07/28 12:00 PM

A WH4 Hash Campout

Cost: $170*

Shiggy:

Theme: Once Upon a Hash…

Once upon a hash in the kingdom of Hashing, lived the Harriette and Harrier halfminds who swore their allegiance to the benevolent royal family: King Beer, Queen Cocktail and the Princesses Seltzer and Cider, for they had slain the dragon that hoarded all the sacred nectars of the land. The Royal Family ensures that the entire Kingdom is never without the sacred nectars that bear their names. The brave knights and shieldmaidens of the White House Hash House Harriers (WH4) honor the royal family with a yearly camping festival in the land of Shenandoah where they celebrate and consume large quantities of the sacred liquids, run through shiggy, play games, and float gaily down an enchanted river.

Hashers near and far are invited to join the knights and shieldmaidens of WH4 on quests to imbibe in ales and uncover the mysteries of the trails the hares have laid for us. Don yourself in your fantastical getups (or be a pillow princess if you must) and maybe even find your happily ever after!

By royal decree: No chariot rides will be available to the Enchanted River Ride on Saturday. Choose your own adventure wisely.

Regos:
A rego pays for
Alcohol: Ale! (beer, cider, seltzer…long may they reign)
Food: Dinner feast Friday through breakfast on Sunday
Quests: Five trails and tubing down the enchanted river
Fun: Musical entertainment, campfire, and games

WH4 Campout Committee will not be managing rego transfers or giving refunds. We will provide instructions later for what to do if you have a specific person you would like to transfer your rego to. We cannot guarantee that we will be able to personalize hab or accommodate dietary restrictions for late transfers.

Stuff to Bring:
A drinking vessel! Dragon Ale in kegs and Rehydration Potions (water, gatorade) in larger jugs, thusly individual vessels are required. Vessels with lids are mandatory for the enchanted river tubing quest.
A place to sleep in between festivities (tent) and associated supplies including sunscreen, bug spray, cranium lamp, bathing suit, towel, river shoes, prophylactics.
Swords, bows, arrows and other sharps must be suitable for children under 5 (the average halfmind age).
Cash for the Hab Bazar. Phone reception is notoriously spotty in this location.


Once Upon A Hash, Fairytales, Renfaire

Location Details

Golden Rock Campground

9751 US Hwy 340 N, Rileyville Virginia

Your Tent, RV, or Hammock

Tents and hammocks can be set up on either the quiet or loud side of camp.
RVs will park on the quiet side.
If you have an RV, please contact wh4campout@gmail.com so we can make sure you fit!

Cars will be parked in a designated area--not near your tent!


Schedule of Events

3:00pm Registration Opens, Kegs Tapped, and the Fantasy Begins!
6:00pm Opening Circle
6:30pm Friday Trail
7:30pm Dinner
8:00pm Party and Karaoke
9:00pm Shot Trail


7:00am Breakfast
8:00am - 9:30am Late Registration
10:00am Kegs Untapped at Campout
10:15am Saturday Trail Start Circle
10:30am On Out
12:00pm Lunch at the Tubing Put In
1:00pm Enchanted River Tubing to Campsite
2:30pm Kegs Tapped
4:00pm Games, Patch Challenges, and Shenanigans
6:00pm Dinner
7:00pm Circle
8:00pm Dancing and Entertainment
12:00am Nekkid Trail


7:00am Breakfast
9:30am Fat Boy Trail
10:00am Closing Circle
12:00pm Happily Ever After, Time to Ride off With your Prince/Princess/Self/Donkey


Public Event

See the full list!

82 Hashers cumming

including:

Sloppenheimer

(EWH3)

Just MJ

(EWH3)

Slimy Limey

White House H3
...

Bambi's Bitch

Baltimore Annapolis Hash House Harriers
...

Taste the Rainblow

(EWH3)

Roll Over Bitch!

(WH4)

SeaBear Slayer

White House H3
...

Bend n Drill

(EWH3)

Pump House Sperm Filter

Charlotte Hash House Harriers
...

50 Shades of Meh

(WH4)

Lawyers Share Dildos

(EWH3)

Silver Spooge

(EWH3)

Lorena Hobbit

White House H3
...

Tit Tack Smuggler

DC Road Whores
...

Anal Fission

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
AKA Fizzy...

7 Shooters up the ass

White House H3
...

My Big Fat Greek Orgy

Charm City H3
...

Deep Chocolate

San Diego Humpin' H3
...

Around the World in 80 Lays

(WWh3)

Tumey McBoatFace

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
Kachow!

Just Chris

(WH4)

Brandon Travis Panna

(White House H3)

How Much Wood Could a Woodchuck Fuck

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

duckjob

(WH4)

Roose Rips

White House H3
Sink ships

GeriatricMandering

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
EWH3 Prom Queen

Poly Pocket

Ben Franklin Mob H3
Crafty.

Spank and a Haircut: Two Twins

Hillbilly H3
2018 HBH3 AGM

Ready Player None

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Raider of the Lost Box

(WH4)

Too Easy

White House H3
...

Fort HumbleRagg

White House H3
...

Princess Albert

(MVH3)

dwarfus interruptus

White House H3
I Moo At Cows

Snidley Whipass

(WWh3)

Lickthyologist

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

The S&M Man

(Light Choking H3)

Special Red

White House H3
...

Pita

(DCH4)

Screaming Pussy

(EWH3)

Spunk Monkey

DC Road Whores
No not that one.

Bitches Give Stitches

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Kinky Ketamine Caper

(SHIT)

Boo Berry Tits

Flour City Hash House Harriers
...

Sorest Rump

(SHIT)

Shart Tank

Tidewater H3
...

Burlington Ho Factory

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

BDSM-5

(EWH3)

You Can't Handle the Poop

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Fast and Bicurious

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Whorganic

(SHIT)

DIAL F

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
READ ALL THE PAMPHLETS...

Parka-My-Cock

Flour City Hash House Harriers
...

TSA

(EWH3)

Pen Island

Tidewater H3
...

Seriously 5-10

(CCH3)

Friends Don't Let Friends Fuck Fat Chicks

DC Full mOOn Hash House Harriers
...

No Strings Attached (NSA)

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
Got NSA?

Naughtya cum and eat me

(MVH3)

Amnesia Down There

(OTH4)

Just Victoria

(EWH3)

A Phone Named Gerbil

Baltimore Annapolis Hash House Harriers
...

Sexually Anxious Disease

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Boxxx Spring

(White House H3)

Uppercunt

Hangover Hash House Harriers
ride fast eat ass

Schrödinger's Cock

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Just Chris

(DCRW)

Ghettoman

Ft Eustis
...

Calendar Girl

Lost Boobs Hash House Harriers
...

Ginga Ninja

White House H3
...

Immoral Support

(EWH3)

Where's my D?

Ben Franklin Mob H3
...

Dyke Tyson

Mount Vernon H3
...

Dingle All the Way

White House H3
...

Screwnicorn

PoppyCock H3
I'm your huckleberry

Leaning Tower of Please Ya

(EWH3)

Screeching Eargasm

White House H3
...

Tomb Raper

(WH4)

Cunterfeit Bills

Ben Franklin Mob H3
...