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Organizers:
WH4 Once Upon A Hash 2024
07/26 04:00 PM to 07/28 12:00 PM
A WH4 Hash Campout
Cost: $170*
Shiggy:
Theme: Once Upon a Hash…
Once upon a hash in the kingdom of Hashing, lived the Harriette and Harrier halfminds who swore their allegiance to the benevolent royal family: King Beer, Queen Cocktail and the Princesses Seltzer and Cider, for they had slain the dragon that hoarded all the sacred nectars of the land. The Royal Family ensures that the entire Kingdom is never without the sacred nectars that bear their names. The brave knights and shieldmaidens of the White House Hash House Harriers (WH4) honor the royal family with a yearly camping festival in the land of Shenandoah where they celebrate and consume large quantities of the sacred liquids, run through shiggy, play games, and float gaily down an enchanted river.
Hashers near and far are invited to join the knights and shieldmaidens of WH4 on quests to imbibe in ales and uncover the mysteries of the trails the hares have laid for us. Don yourself in your fantastical getups (or be a pillow princess if you must) and maybe even find your happily ever after!
By royal decree: No chariot rides will be available to the Enchanted River Ride on Saturday. Choose your own adventure wisely.
---Regos
A rego pays for
Alcohol: Ale! (beer, cider, seltzer…long may they reign)
Food: Dinner feast Friday through breakfast on Sunday
Quests: Five trails and tubing down the enchanted river
Fun: Musical entertainment, campfire, and games
WH4 Campout Committee will not be managing rego transfers or giving refunds. We will provide instructions later for what to do if you have a specific person you would like to transfer your rego to. We cannot guarantee that we can accommodate dietary restrictions for late transfers.
.Stuff to Bring
A drinking vessel!
Dragon Ale in kegs and Rehydration Potions (water, gatorade) in larger jugs, thusly individual vessels are required. Vessels with lids are mandatory for the enchanted river tubing quest.A place to sleep
In between festivities (tent) and associated supplies including sunscreen, bug spray, cranium lamp, bathing suit, towel, river shoes, prophylactics.
Swords, bows, arrows and other sharps must be suitable for children under 5 (the average halfmind age).Cash for
-the Hab Bazaar
-karaoke line jumping
-paying ransom for certain songs to be played. It is rumored your regal highnesses have set the ransom for “Teenage Dirtbag” at $69 .
Phone reception is notoriously spotty in this location.
Once Upon A Hash, Fairytales, Renfaire
Location Details
Schedule of Events
3:00pm Registration Opens, and the Fantasy Begins!
4:00pm Kegs Tapped,
6:00pm Opening Circle
6:30pm Friday Trail
7:30pm Dinner
8:00pm Party and Karaoke
9:00pm Shot Trail
7:00am Breakfast
8:00am - 9:30am Late Registration
10:00am Kegs Untapped at Campout
10:15am Saturday Trail Start Circle
10:30am On Out
12:00pm Lunch at the Tubing Put In
1:00pm Enchanted River Tubing to Campsite
2:30pm Kegs Tapped
4:00pm Games, Patch Challenges, and Shenanigans
6:00pm Dinner
7:00pm Circle
8:00pm Dancing and Entertainment
12:00am Nekkid Trail
7:00am Breakfast
9:30am Fat Boy Trail
10:00am Closing Circle
12:00pm Happily Ever After, Time to Ride off With your Prince/Princess/Self/Donkey
Public Event
including:
Raider of the Lost Box
(WH4)
Loves a Lubejob
(EH3)
Green Eggs & Nam
(EWH3)
Heavens Gape
(WH4)
Turkey Twat
(WH4)
Face down mask up
(PH4)
Field of Creams
(Everyday Is Wedne...)
Tapes it up the ass like a man
(H5)
Poon-Apple Juice
(EWH3)
Taking the D for a B
(BAH3)
Tramp Substantiation
(DCH4)
Princess Albert
(MVH3)
Ha-Cum-On My Tatas
(EWH3)
Foot & Mouth
(MVH3)
Just Lynn
(WH4)
Boxxx Spring
(White House H3)
Just Steven
(CCH3)
Spewart Little
(BAH3)
Lawyers Share Dildos
(EWH3)
Liar liar Vagina on fire
(OTH3)
Bend n Drill
(EWH3)
Just Chris
(WH4)
Muffin Man
(WH4)
Kim Slong-ungh
(White House H3)
These Are The Tits You’re Looking For
(TBH3)
Just Chris
(DCRW)
Snidley Whipass
(WWh3)
Roll Over Bitch!
(WH4)
Immoral Support
(EWH3)
What’s A Boner?
(EWH3)
Just Jess
(N/A)
Dusty Dick
(A2H3)
The S&M Man
(Light Choking H3)
Just Phil
(WH4)
Just MJ
(EWH3)
Amnesia Down There
(OTH4)
Bubba
(CTrH3)
duckjob
(WH4)
Pita
(DCH4)
Hershey ‘Mu Fuckin’ Squirt
(Carolina Motherfu...)
Red Rabbit
(MVH3)
One Night Stand
(BAH3)
Naughtya cum and eat me
(MVH3)
TSA
(EWH3)
BDSM-5
(EWH3)
Sloppenheimer
(EWH3)
Whorganic
(SHIT)
Manicotti Mouth
(OFH3)
50 Shades of Meh
(WH4)
Tomb Raper
(WH4)
Silver Spooge
(EWH3)
Around the World in 80 Lays
(WWh3)
Taste the Rainblow
(EWH3)
Leaning Tower of Please Ya
(EWH3)
Popeye
(AVLH3)
Papa Port a Jawn
(BFMH3)
Screaming Pussy
(EWH3)
Tuneless
(LHHH)
Dickoupage
(BAH3)
Just Maggie
(CCH3)
Sorest Rump
(SHIT)
Kinky Ketamine Caper
(SHIT)
Ewe do Her
(AH4)
Rear End Loader
(EWH3)
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