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WH4 Once Upon A Hash 2024

07/26 04:00 PM to 07/28 12:00 PM

A WH4 Hash Campout

Cost: $170*

Shiggy:

Theme: Once Upon a Hash…

Once upon a hash in the kingdom of Hashing, lived the Harriette and Harrier halfminds who swore their allegiance to the benevolent royal family: King Beer, Queen Cocktail and the Princesses Seltzer and Cider, for they had slain the dragon that hoarded all the sacred nectars of the land. The Royal Family ensures that the entire Kingdom is never without the sacred nectars that bear their names. The brave knights and shieldmaidens of the White House Hash House Harriers (WH4) honor the royal family with a yearly camping festival in the land of Shenandoah where they celebrate and consume large quantities of the sacred liquids, run through shiggy, play games, and float gaily down an enchanted river.

Hashers near and far are invited to join the knights and shieldmaidens of WH4 on quests to imbibe in ales and uncover the mysteries of the trails the hares have laid for us. Don yourself in your fantastical getups (or be a pillow princess if you must) and maybe even find your happily ever after!

By royal decree: No chariot rides will be available to the Enchanted River Ride on Saturday. Choose your own adventure wisely.

---Regos
A rego pays for
Alcohol: Ale! (beer, cider, seltzer…long may they reign)
Food: Dinner feast Friday through breakfast on Sunday
Quests: Five trails and tubing down the enchanted river
Fun: Musical entertainment, campfire, and games

WH4 Campout Committee will not be managing rego transfers or giving refunds. We will provide instructions later for what to do if you have a specific person you would like to transfer your rego to. We cannot guarantee that we can accommodate dietary restrictions for late transfers.

.Stuff to Bring


  • A drinking vessel!
    Dragon Ale in kegs and Rehydration Potions (water, gatorade) in larger jugs, thusly individual vessels are required. Vessels with lids are mandatory for the enchanted river tubing quest.


  • A place to sleep
    In between festivities (tent) and associated supplies including sunscreen, bug spray, cranium lamp, bathing suit, towel, river shoes, prophylactics.
    Swords, bows, arrows and other sharps must be suitable for children under 5 (the average halfmind age).


  • Cash for

    -the Hab Bazaar
    -karaoke line jumping
    -paying ransom for certain songs to be played. It is rumored your regal highnesses have set the ransom for “Teenage Dirtbag” at $69 .



Phone reception is notoriously spotty in this location.


Once Upon A Hash, Fairytales, Renfaire

Location Details

Golden Rock Campground

9751 US Hwy 340 N, Rileyville Virginia

Your Tent, RV, or Hammock

Tents and hammocks can be set up on either the quiet or loud side of camp.
RVs will park on the quiet side.
If you have an RV, please contact wh4campout@gmail.com so we can make sure you fit!

Cars will be parked in a designated area--not near your tent!


Schedule of Events

3:00pm Registration Opens, and the Fantasy Begins!
4:00pm Kegs Tapped,
6:00pm Opening Circle
6:30pm Friday Trail
7:30pm Dinner
8:00pm Party and Karaoke
9:00pm Shot Trail


7:00am Breakfast
8:00am - 9:30am Late Registration
10:00am Kegs Untapped at Campout
10:15am Saturday Trail Start Circle
10:30am On Out
12:00pm Lunch at the Tubing Put In
1:00pm Enchanted River Tubing to Campsite
2:30pm Kegs Tapped
4:00pm Games, Patch Challenges, and Shenanigans
6:00pm Dinner
7:00pm Circle
8:00pm Dancing and Entertainment
12:00am Nekkid Trail


7:00am Breakfast
9:30am Fat Boy Trail
10:00am Closing Circle
12:00pm Happily Ever After, Time to Ride off With your Prince/Princess/Self/Donkey


Public Event

See the full list!

133 Hashers came

including:

Papa Port a Jawn

(BFMH3)

Amnesia Down There

(OTH4)

Liar liar Vagina on fire

(OTH3)

Spank and a Haircut: Two Twins

Hillbilly H3
2024 WVIH

Friends Don't Let Friends Fuck Fat Chicks

DC Full mOOn Hash House Harriers
...

Just Steven

(CCH3)

Ha-Cum-On My Tatas

(EWH3)

Kinky Ketamine Caper

(SHIT)

What’s A Boner?

(EWH3)

Dingle All the Way

White House H3
...

Just Phil

(WH4)

50 Shades of Meh

(WH4)

SeaBear Slayer

White House H3
...

Face down mask up

(PH4)

Fort HumbleRagg

White House H3
...

Calendar Girl

Lost Boobs Hash House Harriers
...

Snidley Whipass

(WWh3)

Blows A Tranny

Vicenza Derelicts Hash House Harriers
...

Tuneless

(LHHH)

Muffin Man

(WH4)

Shitty Orgy Daycare

Tidewater H3
...

Screwnicorn

PoppyCock H3
I'm your huckleberry

Bipolar Bear

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
Just add vodka

Manicotti Mouth

(OFH3)

Havana Lewinsky

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Uppercunt

Hangover Hash House Harriers
ride fast eat ass

Screeching Eargasm

White House H3
...

Poly Pocket

Ben Franklin Mob H3
Crafty.

Naughtya cum and eat me

(MVH3)

Red Rabbit

(MVH3)

Poon-Apple Juice

(EWH3)

Taste the Rainblow

(EWH3)

Stain Gretzky

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
#GoalieGoals

Burlington Ho Factory

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Leaning Tower of Please Ya

(EWH3)

Lickthyologist

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Sleeping Boozie

Hangover Hash House Harriers
...

Roose Rips

White House H3
Sink ships

Just Andrew (EWH3)

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Tit Tack Smuggler

DC Road Whores
...

Pump House Sperm Filter

Charlotte Hash House Harriers
...

Anal Fission

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
AKA Fizzy...

Bend n Drill

(EWH3)

Bitches Give Stitches

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Tumey McBoatFace

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
Kachow!

Sorest Rump

(SHIT)

A Phone Named Gerbil

Baltimore Annapolis Hash House Harriers
...

Turkey Twat

(WH4)

Cockó Bel Grãnde

DC Harriettes and Harriers Hash House
...

Pen Island

Tidewater H3
...

The Cumburglar!

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Ghettoman

Ft Eustis
...

Green Eggs & Nam

(EWH3)

Dyke Tyson

Mount Vernon H3
...

Slimy Limey

White House H3
...

Popeye

(AVLH3)

Flying dick

White House H3
...

Roll Over Bitch!

(WH4)

Raider of the Lost Box

(WH4)

Loves a Lubejob

(EH3)

duckjob

(WH4)

Lorena Hobbit

White House H3
...

Dickoupage

(BAH3)

Sexually Anxious Disease

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Fast and Bicurious

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Just Chris

(DCRW)

Schrödinger's Cock

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Around the World in 80 Lays

(WWh3)

TSA

(EWH3)

Ready Player None

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

No Strings Attached (NSA)

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
Got NSA?

Pita

(DCH4)

Tramp Substantiation

(DCH4)

Ewe do Her

(AH4)

Boxxx Spring

(White House H3)

Screaming Pussy

(EWH3)

Hershey ‘Mu Fuckin’ Squirt

(Carolina Motherfu...)

BDSM-5

(EWH3)

Spunk Monkey

DC Road Whores
...

You Can't Handle the Poop

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Silver Spooge

(EWH3)

Vagina is for Lawyers

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

These Are The Tits You’re Looking For

(TBH3)

Rear End Loader

(EWH3)

The S&M Man

(Light Choking H3)

Swayze

Flour City Hash House Harriers
#CreeperCrew

Just Lynn

(WH4)

Ginga Ninja

White House H3
...

Polish Face Polish

So Happy It's Tuesday
PFP

Parka-My-Cock

Flour City Hash House Harriers
...

Shart Tank

Tidewater H3
...

One Night Stand

(BAH3)

Whorganic

(SHIT)

Princess Albert

(MVH3)

Bambi's Bitch

Baltimore Annapolis Hash House Harriers
...

Foot & Mouth

(MVH3)

Cunterfeit Bills

Ben Franklin Mob H3
The tenderest legal te...

Sloppenheimer

(EWH3)

Boo Berry Tits

Flour City Hash House Harriers
...

7 Shooters up the ass

White House H3
...

Close Encounters of the Turd Kind

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Heavens Gape

(WH4)

Lawyers Share Dildos

(EWH3)

Bubba

(CTrH3)

Too Easy

White House H3
...

Mountin Deez Nuts

Ben Franklin Mob H3
Full Send Darty

Field of Creams

(Everyday Is Wedne...)

How Much Wood Could a Woodchuck Fuck

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Dusty Dick

(A2H3)

Just Maggie

(CCH3)

Deep Chocolate

San Diego Humpin' H3
...

Spewart Little

(BAH3)

Where's my D?

Ben Franklin Mob H3
...

My Big Fat Greek Orgy

Charm City H3
...

Taking the D for a B

(BAH3)

For Unlawful Car-nal Knowledge

Wild and Wonderful Wednesday Hash House Harriers
...

Just MJ

(EWH3)

Immoral Support

(EWH3)

dwarfus interruptus

White House H3
I Moo At Cows

I Kock A Lot

Baltimore Annapolis Hash House Harriers
...

Just Jess

(N/A)

Tapes it up the ass like a man

(H5)

Special Red

White House H3
...

Knocked Up

White House/Mount Vernon H3
2006 Aloha H3 hareball...

Kim Slong-ungh

(White House H3)

DIAL F

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
READ ALL THE PAMPHLETS...

Just Chris

(WH4)

Tomb Raper

(WH4)

Pinky in my Stinky

Richmond H3
...