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WH4 Once Upon A Hash 2024

07/26 04:00 PM to 07/28 12:00 PM

A WH4 Hash Campout

Cost: $170*

Shiggy:

Theme: Once Upon a Hash…

Once upon a hash in the kingdom of Hashing, lived the Harriette and Harrier halfminds who swore their allegiance to the benevolent royal family: King Beer, Queen Cocktail and the Princesses Seltzer and Cider, for they had slain the dragon that hoarded all the sacred nectars of the land. The Royal Family ensures that the entire Kingdom is never without the sacred nectars that bear their names. The brave knights and shieldmaidens of the White House Hash House Harriers (WH4) honor the royal family with a yearly camping festival in the land of Shenandoah where they celebrate and consume large quantities of the sacred liquids, run through shiggy, play games, and float gaily down an enchanted river.

Hashers near and far are invited to join the knights and shieldmaidens of WH4 on quests to imbibe in ales and uncover the mysteries of the trails the hares have laid for us. Don yourself in your fantastical getups (or be a pillow princess if you must) and maybe even find your happily ever after!

By royal decree: No chariot rides will be available to the Enchanted River Ride on Saturday. Choose your own adventure wisely.

---Regos
A rego pays for
Alcohol: Ale! (beer, cider, seltzer…long may they reign)
Food: Dinner feast Friday through breakfast on Sunday
Quests: Five trails and tubing down the enchanted river
Fun: Musical entertainment, campfire, and games

WH4 Campout Committee will not be managing rego transfers or giving refunds. We will provide instructions later for what to do if you have a specific person you would like to transfer your rego to. We cannot guarantee that we can accommodate dietary restrictions for late transfers.

.Stuff to Bring


  • A drinking vessel!
    Dragon Ale in kegs and Rehydration Potions (water, gatorade) in larger jugs, thusly individual vessels are required. Vessels with lids are mandatory for the enchanted river tubing quest.


  • A place to sleep
    In between festivities (tent) and associated supplies including sunscreen, bug spray, cranium lamp, bathing suit, towel, river shoes, prophylactics.
    Swords, bows, arrows and other sharps must be suitable for children under 5 (the average halfmind age).


  • Cash for

    -the Hab Bazaar
    -karaoke line jumping
    -paying ransom for certain songs to be played. It is rumored your regal highnesses have set the ransom for “Teenage Dirtbag” at $69 .



Phone reception is notoriously spotty in this location.


Once Upon A Hash, Fairytales, Renfaire

Location Details

Golden Rock Campground

9751 US Hwy 340 N, Rileyville Virginia

Your Tent, RV, or Hammock

Tents and hammocks can be set up on either the quiet or loud side of camp.
RVs will park on the quiet side.
If you have an RV, please contact wh4campout@gmail.com so we can make sure you fit!

Cars will be parked in a designated area--not near your tent!


Schedule of Events

3:00pm Registration Opens, and the Fantasy Begins!
4:00pm Kegs Tapped,
6:00pm Opening Circle
6:30pm Friday Trail
7:30pm Dinner
8:00pm Party and Karaoke
9:00pm Shot Trail


7:00am Breakfast
8:00am - 9:30am Late Registration
10:00am Kegs Untapped at Campout
10:15am Saturday Trail Start Circle
10:30am On Out
12:00pm Lunch at the Tubing Put In
1:00pm Enchanted River Tubing to Campsite
2:30pm Kegs Tapped
4:00pm Games, Patch Challenges, and Shenanigans
6:00pm Dinner
7:00pm Circle
8:00pm Dancing and Entertainment
12:00am Nekkid Trail


7:00am Breakfast
9:30am Fat Boy Trail
10:00am Closing Circle
12:00pm Happily Ever After, Time to Ride off With your Prince/Princess/Self/Donkey


Public Event

See the full list!

133 Hashers came

including:

Tapes it up the ass like a man

(H5)

Manicotti Mouth

(OFH3)

Mountin Deez Nuts

Ben Franklin Mob H3
Full Send Darty

Snidley Whipass

(WWh3)

Just Chris

(DCRW)

Bambi's Bitch

Baltimore Annapolis Hash House Harriers
...

Screeching Eargasm

White House H3
LOVE LOUDLY!!

Ha-Cum-On My Tatas

(EWH3)

Spunk Monkey

DC Road Whores
...

Lawyers Share Dildos

(EWH3)

Field of Creams

(Everyday Is Wedne...)

Just Maggie

(CCH3)

Deep Chocolate

San Diego Humpin' H3
...

Just Steven

(CCH3)

Cunterfeit Bills

Ben Franklin Mob H3
The tenderest tender

Dickoupage

(BAH3)

Naughtya cum and eat me

(MVH3)

Liar liar Vagina on fire

(OTH3)

Ready Player None

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Blows A Tranny

Vicenza Derelicts Hash House Harriers
...

Red Rabbit

(MVH3)

Flying dick

White House H3
...

Just Phil

(WH4)

Poly Pocket

Ben Franklin Mob H3
Crafty.

Slimy Limey

White House H3
...

My Big Fat Greek Orgy

Charm City H3
...

Green Eggs & Nam

(EWH3)

One Night Stand

(BAH3)

50 Shades of Meh

(WH4)

Schrödinger's Cock

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Lorena Hobbit

White House H3
...

Ginga Ninja

White House H3
...

Foot & Mouth

(MVH3)

These Are The Tits You’re Looking For

(TBH3)

The Cumburglar!

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Pinky in my Stinky

Richmond H3
...

Special Red

White House H3
...

Popeye

(AVLH3)

Turkey Twat

(WH4)

Loves a Lubejob

(EH3)

Boxxx Spring

(White House H3)

Screaming Pussy

(EWH3)

Sexually Anxious Disease

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Bipolar Bear

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
Just add vodka

Ghettoman

Ft Eustis
...

Havana Lewinsky

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Rear End Loader

(EWH3)

Just Chris

(WH4)

SeaBear Slayer

White House H3
...

Leaning Tower of Please Ya

(EWH3)

For Unlawful Car-nal Knowledge

Wild and Wonderful Wednesday Hash House Harriers
...

Sorest Rump

(SHIT)

Papa Port a Jawn

(BFMH3)

Anal Fission

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
AKA Fizzy...

Tomb Raper

(WH4)

Raider of the Lost Box

(WH4)

Immoral Support

(EWH3)

Heavens Gape

(WH4)

DIAL F

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
READ ALL THE PAMPHLETS...

Too Easy

White House H3
...

Just Jess

(N/A)

Knocked Up

White House/Mount Vernon H3
2006 Aloha H3 hareball...

Sloppenheimer

(EWH3)

Vagina is for Lawyers

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Uppercunt

Hangover Hash House Harriers
ride fast eat ass

Boo Berry Tits

Flour City Hash House Harriers
...

Pen Island

Tidewater H3
...

Stain Gretzky

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
#GoalieGoals

I Kock A Lot

Baltimore Annapolis Hash House Harriers
...

Dingle All the Way

White House H3
...

Spank and a Haircut: Two Twins

Hillbilly H3
2024 WVIH

A Phone Named Gerbil

Baltimore Annapolis Hash House Harriers
...

Tramp Substantiation

(DCH4)

Cockó Bel Grãnde

DC Harriettes and Harriers Hash House
...

Poon-Apple Juice

(EWH3)

Friends Don't Let Friends Fuck Fat Chicks

DC Full mOOn Hash House Harriers
...

Dusty Dick

(A2H3)

Bend n Drill

(EWH3)

Burlington Ho Factory

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

7 Shooters up the ass

White House H3
...

You Can't Handle the Poop

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

TSA

(EWH3)

Fort HumbleRagg

White House H3
...

What’s A Boner?

(EWH3)

Shart Tank

Tidewater H3
...

duckjob

(WH4)

Calendar Girl

Lost Boobs Hash House Harriers
...

Close Encounters of the Turd Kind

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Just MJ

(EWH3)

Tumey McBoatFace

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
Kachow!

Pita

(DCH4)

Taking the D for a B

(BAH3)

Bitches Give Stitches

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

No Strings Attached (NSA)

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
Got NSA?

Fast and Bicurious

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Lickthyologist

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Face down mask up

(PH4)

Roll Over Bitch!

(WH4)

Whorganic

(SHIT)

Roose Rips

White House H3
Sink ships

The S&M Man

(Light Choking H3)

Silver Spooge

(EWH3)

Hershey ‘Mu Fuckin’ Squirt

(Carolina Motherfu...)

Muffin Man

(WH4)

Bubba

(CTrH3)

Tit Tack Smuggler

DC Road Whores
...

Just Andrew (EWH3)

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Screwnicorn

PoppyCock H3
I'm your huckleberry

Polish Face Polish

So Happy It's Tuesday
PFP

Dyke Tyson

Mount Vernon H3
...

dwarfus interruptus

White House H3
I Moo At Cows

Swayze

Flour City Hash House Harriers
#CreeperCrew

Shitty Orgy Daycare

Tidewater H3
...

Parka-My-Cock

Flour City Hash House Harriers
...

Where's my D?

Ben Franklin Mob H3
...

Pump House Sperm Filter

Charlotte Hash House Harriers
...

Around the World in 80 Lays

(WWh3)

Amnesia Down There

(OTH4)

Just Lynn

(WH4)

Sleeping Boozie

Hangover Hash House Harriers
...

How Much Wood Could a Woodchuck Fuck

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Kinky Ketamine Caper

(SHIT)

Kim Slong-ungh

(White House H3)

Tuneless

(LHHH)

Ewe do Her

(AH4)

BDSM-5

(EWH3)

Spewart Little

(BAH3)

Princess Albert

(MVH3)

Taste the Rainblow

(EWH3)