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WH4 Once Upon A Hash 2024

07/26 04:00 PM to 07/28 12:00 PM

A WH4 Hash Campout

Cost: $170*

Shiggy:

Theme: Once Upon a Hash…

Once upon a hash in the kingdom of Hashing, lived the Harriette and Harrier halfminds who swore their allegiance to the benevolent royal family: King Beer, Queen Cocktail and the Princesses Seltzer and Cider, for they had slain the dragon that hoarded all the sacred nectars of the land. The Royal Family ensures that the entire Kingdom is never without the sacred nectars that bear their names. The brave knights and shieldmaidens of the White House Hash House Harriers (WH4) honor the royal family with a yearly camping festival in the land of Shenandoah where they celebrate and consume large quantities of the sacred liquids, run through shiggy, play games, and float gaily down an enchanted river.

Hashers near and far are invited to join the knights and shieldmaidens of WH4 on quests to imbibe in ales and uncover the mysteries of the trails the hares have laid for us. Don yourself in your fantastical getups (or be a pillow princess if you must) and maybe even find your happily ever after!

By royal decree: No chariot rides will be available to the Enchanted River Ride on Saturday. Choose your own adventure wisely.

---Regos
A rego pays for
Alcohol: Ale! (beer, cider, seltzer…long may they reign)
Food: Dinner feast Friday through breakfast on Sunday
Quests: Five trails and tubing down the enchanted river
Fun: Musical entertainment, campfire, and games

WH4 Campout Committee will not be managing rego transfers or giving refunds. We will provide instructions later for what to do if you have a specific person you would like to transfer your rego to. We cannot guarantee that we can accommodate dietary restrictions for late transfers.

.Stuff to Bring


  • A drinking vessel!
    Dragon Ale in kegs and Rehydration Potions (water, gatorade) in larger jugs, thusly individual vessels are required. Vessels with lids are mandatory for the enchanted river tubing quest.


  • A place to sleep
    In between festivities (tent) and associated supplies including sunscreen, bug spray, cranium lamp, bathing suit, towel, river shoes, prophylactics.
    Swords, bows, arrows and other sharps must be suitable for children under 5 (the average halfmind age).


  • Cash for

    -the Hab Bazaar
    -karaoke line jumping
    -paying ransom for certain songs to be played. It is rumored your regal highnesses have set the ransom for “Teenage Dirtbag” at $69 .



Phone reception is notoriously spotty in this location.


Once Upon A Hash, Fairytales, Renfaire

Location Details

Golden Rock Campground

9751 US Hwy 340 N, Rileyville Virginia

Your Tent, RV, or Hammock

Tents and hammocks can be set up on either the quiet or loud side of camp.
RVs will park on the quiet side.
If you have an RV, please contact wh4campout@gmail.com so we can make sure you fit!

Cars will be parked in a designated area--not near your tent!


Schedule of Events

3:00pm Registration Opens, and the Fantasy Begins!
4:00pm Kegs Tapped,
6:00pm Opening Circle
6:30pm Friday Trail
7:30pm Dinner
8:00pm Party and Karaoke
9:00pm Shot Trail


7:00am Breakfast
8:00am - 9:30am Late Registration
10:00am Kegs Untapped at Campout
10:15am Saturday Trail Start Circle
10:30am On Out
12:00pm Lunch at the Tubing Put In
1:00pm Enchanted River Tubing to Campsite
2:30pm Kegs Tapped
4:00pm Games, Patch Challenges, and Shenanigans
6:00pm Dinner
7:00pm Circle
8:00pm Dancing and Entertainment
12:00am Nekkid Trail


7:00am Breakfast
9:30am Fat Boy Trail
10:00am Closing Circle
12:00pm Happily Ever After, Time to Ride off With your Prince/Princess/Self/Donkey


Public Event

See the full list!

133 Hashers came

including:

No Strings Attached (NSA)

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
Got NSA?

Calendar Girl

Lost Boobs Hash House Harriers
...

Burlington Ho Factory

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Ewe do Her

(AH4)

Close Encounters of the Turd Kind

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Screaming Pussy

(EWH3)

Fort HumbleRagg

White House H3
...

Screeching Eargasm

White House H3
...

Just MJ

(EWH3)

How Much Wood Could a Woodchuck Fuck

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Just Phil

(WH4)

Popeye

(AVLH3)

duckjob

(WH4)

Silver Spooge

(EWH3)

Boxxx Spring

(White House H3)

Rear End Loader

(EWH3)

Screwnicorn

PoppyCock H3
I'm your huckleberry

Friends Don't Let Friends Fuck Fat Chicks

DC Full mOOn Hash House Harriers
...

Spewart Little

(BAH3)

Dickoupage

(BAH3)

Bend n Drill

(EWH3)

Blows A Tranny

Vicenza Derelicts Hash House Harriers
...

Loves a Lubejob

(EH3)

I Kock A Lot

Baltimore Annapolis Hash House Harriers
...

Spank and a Haircut: Two Twins

Hillbilly H3
2024 WVIH

Whorganic

(SHIT)

TSA

(EWH3)

Sexually Anxious Disease

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Ha-Cum-On My Tatas

(EWH3)

Dingle All the Way

White House H3
...

Lickthyologist

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Swayze

Flour City Hash House Harriers
#CreeperCrew

Ghettoman

Ft Eustis
...

Hershey ‘Mu Fuckin’ Squirt

(Carolina Motherfu...)

Heavens Gape

(WH4)

The Cumburglar!

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

A Phone Named Gerbil

Baltimore Annapolis Hash House Harriers
...

Turkey Twat

(WH4)

Field of Creams

(Everyday Is Wedne...)

Kim Slong-ungh

(White House H3)

Pinky in my Stinky

Richmond H3
...

BDSM-5

(EWH3)

Uppercunt

Hangover Hash House Harriers
ride fast eat ass

Taking the D for a B

(BAH3)

Polish Face Polish

So Happy It's Tuesday
PFP

Sorest Rump

(SHIT)

Dusty Dick

(A2H3)

Just Jess

(N/A)

Naughtya cum and eat me

(MVH3)

SeaBear Slayer

White House H3
...

Too Easy

White House H3
...

Shitty Orgy Daycare

Tidewater H3
...

Amnesia Down There

(OTH4)

Spunk Monkey

DC Road Whores
...

Princess Albert

(MVH3)

Pen Island

Tidewater H3
...

Poly Pocket

Ben Franklin Mob H3
Crafty.

Leaning Tower of Please Ya

(EWH3)

Tomb Raper

(WH4)

Face down mask up

(PH4)

Schrödinger's Cock

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Deep Chocolate

San Diego Humpin' H3
...

Red Rabbit

(MVH3)

DIAL F

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
READ ALL THE PAMPHLETS...

You Can't Handle the Poop

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Bambi's Bitch

Baltimore Annapolis Hash House Harriers
...

Poon-Apple Juice

(EWH3)

Special Red

White House H3
...

Foot & Mouth

(MVH3)

Papa Port a Jawn

(BFMH3)

The S&M Man

(Light Choking H3)

Roose Rips

White House H3
Sink ships

Fast and Bicurious

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

7 Shooters up the ass

White House H3
...

Sloppenheimer

(EWH3)

Bitches Give Stitches

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Ginga Ninja

White House H3
...

Dyke Tyson

Mount Vernon H3
...

Mountin Deez Nuts

Ben Franklin Mob H3
Full Send Darty

Snidley Whipass

(WWh3)

Kinky Ketamine Caper

(SHIT)

Just Chris

(WH4)

Stain Gretzky

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
#GoalieGoals

Immoral Support

(EWH3)

Parka-My-Cock

Flour City Hash House Harriers
...

These Are The Tits You’re Looking For

(TBH3)

Raider of the Lost Box

(WH4)

Just Steven

(CCH3)

Tapes it up the ass like a man

(H5)

One Night Stand

(BAH3)

Tumey McBoatFace

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
Kachow!

Vagina is for Lawyers

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

For Unlawful Car-nal Knowledge

Wild and Wonderful Wednesday Hash House Harriers
...

Around the World in 80 Lays

(WWh3)

Just Andrew (EWH3)

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

My Big Fat Greek Orgy

Charm City H3
...

Tit Tack Smuggler

DC Road Whores
...

Flying dick

White House H3
...

50 Shades of Meh

(WH4)

Bubba

(CTrH3)

Cockó Bel Grãnde

DC Harriettes and Harriers Hash House
...

Tramp Substantiation

(DCH4)

Taste the Rainblow

(EWH3)

Manicotti Mouth

(OFH3)

What’s A Boner?

(EWH3)

Knocked Up

White House/Mount Vernon H3
2006 Aloha H3 hareball...

Liar liar Vagina on fire

(OTH3)

dwarfus interruptus

White House H3
I Moo At Cows

Bipolar Bear

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
Just add vodka

Just Chris

(DCRW)

Lawyers Share Dildos

(EWH3)

Just Maggie

(CCH3)

Where's my D?

Ben Franklin Mob H3
...

Slimy Limey

White House H3
...

Green Eggs & Nam

(EWH3)

Ready Player None

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Sleeping Boozie

Hangover Hash House Harriers
...

Roll Over Bitch!

(WH4)

Just Lynn

(WH4)

Tuneless

(LHHH)

Havana Lewinsky

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Cunterfeit Bills

Ben Franklin Mob H3
The tenderest legal te...

Shart Tank

Tidewater H3
...

Anal Fission

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
AKA Fizzy...

Pump House Sperm Filter

Charlotte Hash House Harriers
...

Muffin Man

(WH4)

Boo Berry Tits

Flour City Hash House Harriers
...

Lorena Hobbit

White House H3
...

Pita

(DCH4)