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WH4 Joint Mellow Memorial Trail

11/17 12:00 PM to 11/17 04:30 PM

A WH4 Trail

Cost: $15*

Hare(s):

Bumspringa, Fingerrrrrrr, French Toasted, and Can’t Talk With My Mouth Full

Shiggy:

All hashers and friends are cordially invited to a joint memorial trail for Mellow Foreskin Cheese on Sunday, November 17 at Lake Accotink Park in Springfield at 12:00 p.m. MFC, aka Bill Wagner, left us unexpectedly on September 15, 2024. Please save the date and come out to remember Mellow, our favorite
curmudgeon, or as he was known at Mount Vernon H3, our fucking ray of sunshine.

We have reserved the McLaren-Sargent Pavilion, 5660 Hemming Road, Springfield, accessed from the north side of Lake Accotink, not off Backlick Road.

There is plenty of parking, but please carpool due to the non-metro accessible location. There will be PBR, brats, walker and runner trails, a memorial circle at 3 pm, and a chance to celebrate hash friendships while wishing MFC on up and shiggy trails with the Heavenly Hash. Don't worry, there will be veggie brats and other beer there, too. Hash cash is $15, to cover the cost of the pavilion and permits, and can be paid in advance via:
Hash Rego/PayPal or in cash on November 17. Register early and often so we can estimate numbers.

A special patch is being designed and will be available for $5. Please pass the word.

Thanks to White House H3 for offering the date so we can all attend.

Wear your Wisconsin, Packers, MFC birthday, international or favorite yellow/green kennel gear proudly in his honor.

On On,
Shamrock Your Cock, Bronco Buster, Daddy’s Dick, IUD Me, and friends.


Mellow Memorial

Location Details

Lake Accotink McLaren Sargent Shelter

5660 Heming Ave, Springfield, VA 22151 38.79368729106549, -77.21345053475035

Kilroys

5250a Port Royal Rd, Springfield, VA 22151

Public Event

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76 Hashers came

including:

Oh Hey! Not Gay

White House H3
...

Bronco Buster

(MVH3)

Skinny Dicken

(OTH4)

Hash Willie

(DCH3)

Dyke Tyson

Mount Vernon H3
...

Straight in the Navy

Hangover Hash House Harriers
...

GraveRobber

(DCH3)

Coin Operated

(WH4)

Gimme an Oohhh

(RedTent)

Apparently Pregnant

(WH4)

Stick It In My Socket

Nittany Valley Hash House Harriers
...

Bumspringa

(MVH3)

VAGINA

Mount Vernon H3
If you really wanna ge...

French Toasted

(MVH3)

F. Squid

(DCH3)

Canned P*ssy

(DCH4)

Can't Get Beaver

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Tony Panda

(DCH3)

Tragic Carpet Ride

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Pita

(DCH4)

Ass Splunker

(DCH4)

Uppercunt

Hangover Hash House Harriers
ride fast eat ass

Narcolimpdick

(EWH3)

How I Met My Brother

(White House H3)

Loves a Lubejob

(EH3)

Slimy Limey

White House H3
...

3dognight

(EWH3)

Assfix

(Everyday Is Wedne...)

One Hit-Her Quit-Her

(WH4)

Preteen Protein

Whitehouse H3/DC Road Whores
...

Late Night Drive Thru

(DCH4)

SeaBear Slayer

White House H3
...

Full Metal Balls

(MVH3)

Virgin Avec Mary

(SHIT)

Friends Don't Let Friends Fuck Fat Chicks

DC Full mOOn Hash House Harriers
...

Hawaiian Puke

(MVH3)

The Udder Ho

(SHIT)

Quick Closing

(WH)

Dripdry

(EWH3)

Dude That Guy

DC Road Whores
...

Turkey Twat

(WH4)

Special Red

White House H3
...

George StuffedAnOctopus

(EWH3)

Cooter Pooter

(MVH3)

Hops

(DCH3)

Daddy’s D*ck

(WH4)

Snap Crackle Poop

(MVH3)

Small Craft Advisory

White House H3
...

Running Commentary

(WH4)

Standard Deviant

(MVH3)

RunsWithBulls

White House H3
...

Battered Woman

(OTH4)

Lorena Hobbit

White House H3
...

Load packer

(WH4)

Chappaquickdick

(MVH3)

IUD Me

(MVH3)

Fingerrrrgrrr

(DCH3)

None

(DCH3)

Watergate

(MVH3)

S'not

(MVH3)

Bad ditch

(WH4MVH3)

Faker's Dozen

(WH4)

7 Shooters up the ass

White House H3
...

Shamrock Your Cock

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

3 Ring Cervix

(BH3)

Wookin Pa Nub

DC Red Dress Run
...

Schweinchen Dick

(DCH3)

ONe tit ONly

(WH4)

Miss Judy

(DCH3)

TWOS

(HangoverH3)

Seriously 5-10

(CCH3)

Spank and a Haircut: Two Twins

Hillbilly H3
2024 WVIH

Havana Lewinsky

(EWH3)