Event Banner Image

This event is over.

WH4 Joint Mellow Memorial Trail

11/17 12:00 PM to 11/17 04:30 PM

A WH4 Trail

Cost: $15*

Hare(s):

Bumspringa, Fingerrrrrrr, French Toasted, and Can’t Talk With My Mouth Full

Shiggy:

All hashers and friends are cordially invited to a joint memorial trail for Mellow Foreskin Cheese on Sunday, November 17 at Lake Accotink Park in Springfield at 12:00 p.m. MFC, aka Bill Wagner, left us unexpectedly on September 15, 2024. Please save the date and come out to remember Mellow, our favorite
curmudgeon, or as he was known at Mount Vernon H3, our fucking ray of sunshine.

We have reserved the McLaren-Sargent Pavilion, 5660 Hemming Road, Springfield, accessed from the north side of Lake Accotink, not off Backlick Road.

There is plenty of parking, but please carpool due to the non-metro accessible location. There will be PBR, brats, walker and runner trails, a memorial circle at 3 pm, and a chance to celebrate hash friendships while wishing MFC on up and shiggy trails with the Heavenly Hash. Don't worry, there will be veggie brats and other beer there, too. Hash cash is $15, to cover the cost of the pavilion and permits, and can be paid in advance via:
Hash Rego/PayPal or in cash on November 17. Register early and often so we can estimate numbers.

A special patch is being designed and will be available for $5. Please pass the word.

Thanks to White House H3 for offering the date so we can all attend.

Wear your Wisconsin, Packers, MFC birthday, international or favorite yellow/green kennel gear proudly in his honor.

On On,
Shamrock Your Cock, Bronco Buster, Daddy’s Dick, IUD Me, and friends.


Mellow Memorial

Location Details

Lake Accotink McLaren Sargent Shelter

5660 Heming Ave, Springfield, VA 22151 38.79368729106549, -77.21345053475035

Kilroys

5250a Port Royal Rd, Springfield, VA 22151

Public Event

See the full list!

76 Hashers came

including:

Watergate

(MVH3)

Faker's Dozen

(WH4)

Ass Splunker

(DCH4)

Miss Judy

(DCH3)

Narcolimpdick

(EWH3)

Stick It In My Socket

Nittany Valley Hash House Harriers
...

7 Shooters up the ass

White House H3
...

How I Met My Brother

(White House H3)

IUD Me

(MVH3)

Assfix

(Everyday Is Wedne...)

Wookin Pa Nub

DC Red Dress Run
...

Load packer

(WH4)

Virgin Avec Mary

(SHIT)

RunsWithBulls

White House H3
...

Dripdry

(EWH3)

Running Commentary

(WH4)

Tony Panda

(DCH3)

Preteen Protein

Whitehouse H3/DC Road Whores
...

Havana Lewinsky

(EWH3)

Seriously 5-10

(CCH3)

ONe tit ONly

(WH4)

Shamrock Your Cock

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Pita

(DCH4)

Canned P*ssy

(DCH4)

Turkey Twat

(WH4)

VAGINA

Mount Vernon H3
If you really wanna ge...

3dognight

(EWH3)

Hawaiian Puke

(MVH3)

None

(DCH3)

Hash Willie

(DCH3)

Oh Hey! Not Gay

White House H3
...

Uppercunt

Hangover Hash House Harriers
ride fast eat ass

Slimy Limey

White House H3
...

Fingerrrrgrrr

(DCH3)

One Hit-Her Quit-Her

(WH4)

Snap Crackle Poop

(MVH3)

Chappaquickdick

(MVH3)

Can't Get Beaver

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Special Red

White House H3
...

The Udder Ho

(SHIT)

Friends Don't Let Friends Fuck Fat Chicks

DC Full mOOn Hash House Harriers
...

Skinny Dicken

(OTH4)

Dyke Tyson

Mount Vernon H3
...

Small Craft Advisory

White House H3
...

French Toasted

(MVH3)

3 Ring Cervix

(BH3)

Gimme an Oohhh

(RedTent)

Standard Deviant

(MVH3)

Tragic Carpet Ride

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Battered Woman

(OTH4)

Cooter Pooter

(MVH3)

F. Squid

(DCH3)

Bumspringa

(MVH3)

Dude That Guy

DC Road Whores
...

GraveRobber

(DCH3)

Bad ditch

(WH4MVH3)

Late Night Drive Thru

(DCH4)

Hops

(DCH3)

SeaBear Slayer

White House H3
...

Lorena Hobbit

White House H3
...

Bronco Buster

(MVH3)

TWOS

(HangoverH3)

Daddy’s D*ck

(WH4)

Straight in the Navy

Hangover Hash House Harriers
...

Spank and a Haircut: Two Twins

Hillbilly H3
2024 WVIH

George StuffedAnOctopus

(EWH3)

S'not

(MVH3)

Quick Closing

(WH)

Full Metal Balls

(MVH3)

Apparently Pregnant

(WH4)

Schweinchen Dick

(DCH3)

Loves a Lubejob

(EH3)

Coin Operated

(WH4)