WH4 is ready to party this Memorial Day Weekend with TWO (that's right TWO!!!) days of hashing to close out your MDW strong! WH4 is hosting its very own double h*der on Sunday and Monday.

BOTH Trails:
- Meet at 3 PEE EM
- Will have at least one shot check!
- Provide end circles in back yards with HOT MEAT for you to put in your mouth!!
- Have plenty of BEER for you to consume.

How much does all of this cost?! Get the WHOLE weekend for $25, or pay $15 for each trail. That covers two trails, shots, beer, and even a ball buster on Sunday!!

*TRAIL DETAILS FOR SUNDAY: *

Cum out for beer, brats, and maybe boobs on this Memorial Sunday trail! We'll have a great time! And if you're feeling really crazy, you can stick some hot meat in your mouth with the rest of us at end circle!!

Date: Sunday, May 24th, 2026
Sign In: 3:00 PEE EM
Circle: 3:15 PEE EM
Pack Away: 3:30 PEE EM

Nearest Metro: Columbia Heights Metro
Start: Follow arrows to Start

Trail: A to A

Runners Length: 3.5 miles
Walkers Length: 2.1 miles

Shiggy: Light shiggy for runners
Dog Friendly: Yes
Accessibility Notes: Walkers accessible for dogs / strollers

Hares: Number Two and his band of numericals!

Items to bring: Your vessel and an appetite!

Pre-Lube: Wonderland Ballroom, 1101 Kenyon St NW, Washington, DC 20010, https://share.google/MYkvBgBvcMk0XYM31

On After: Number Two's

MONDAY'S TRAIL DETAILS

Ruthie and Screech will take you around Northeast DC, and we’ll make sure you’re REAL DAMN LUBRICATED with TWO SHOT CHECKS on Monday!!! Then, we’ll end in Ruthie’s back yard and there will once again be hot meat to put in your mouth, courtesy of Peniscillin. Can you think of a better way to spend your memorial day?

Date: Monday, May 25th, 2026
Sign In: 3:00 PEE EM
Circle: 3:15 PEE EM
Pack Away: 3:30 PEE EM

Nearest Metro: NoMa-Gaulladet Metro (Red)
Start: Union Market, 1309 5th Ave NE, Washington, DC 20002, https://maps.app.goo.gl/4pHkxvzYzD1Qt3517 (meet by the outdoor eating area in front of the market)

Trail: A to A”
Runners Length:~4mi
Walkers Length: ~2mi

Shiggy: Zero Shiggy
Dog Friendly: Yes
Accessibility Notes: Walkers accessible for dogs / strollers

Hares: Ruth MBG, Screeching Eargasm, and whoever I convince to be a shot hare

Items to bring: Your vessel and an appetite!

Pre-Lube: Union Market, 1309 5th Ave NE, Washington, DC 20002, https://maps.app.goo.gl/4pHkxvzYzD1Qt3517

On After: Ruth’s or Crooked Run, 550 Morse St NE, Washington, DC 20002

Memorial Day Weekend