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WH4 Campout 2025: The Nightmare Before Campout... 2025

07/25 03:00 PM to 07/27 10:00 AM

A WH4 Hash Campout

Cost: $160*

The planchette glides effortlessly upon the Ouija Board. What message could the other side have for a wanker like me? C....U….M. Cum? That seems a little personal. Cum where?

W….H….I….T….E….H….O….U….S….E….C….A….M….P….O….U….T

Ghouls, creatures, villains, and protagonists, we invite you to join us for our annual campout with a spooky twist. Celebrate all things Halloween by donning your favorite costumes, singing by the fire, and you may even witness some magic. Because campout starts on Friday, the 25th, and not the 13th, Jason agreed to chop up firewood instead of the campers. Drankenstein and Draftcula will keep you well hydrated all weekend with various alcoholic and non-alcoholic beverages. The creatures of the deep have even assured us safe passage during our Saturday river float. Looking forward to seeing you there—whoever you decide to come as…

Regos:
A rego pays for
Alcohol: Beer, cider, seltzer
Food: Dinner Friday through breakfast on Sunday
Quests: Five trails and river tubing
Fun: Musical entertainment, campfire, and games

WH4 Campout Committee will not be managing rego transfers or giving refunds. 21+ event. We will provide instructions later for what to do if you have a specific person you would like to transfer your rego to. We cannot guarantee that we will be able to personalize hab or accommodate dietary restrictions for late transfers.

If you are a Facebook user, search for the group 2025 WH4 Campout. This is a great location to chat with other campers and organizers.


The Nightmare before Campout...

a drinking vessel (all beverages will be served in Kegs or jugs), a vessel with a LID for the tubing portion (required), a tent and other sleeping supplies, sun screen, bug spray, toiletries (DON'T FORGET YOUR DEODORANT!!), bathing suit, towel, river shoes, prophylactics, swords, bows, arrows, and other sharps must be suitable for children under the age of 5 (avg. age of a halfmind), cash for the hab bazaar, costumes

Start Location Details

Golden Rock Campground

Start Location TBA

Schedule of Events

Public Event

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150 Hashers came

including:

Fuck Dem Kids

Tidewater H3
...

Trains, Stains, and Automobiles (TSA)

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Cunterfeit Bills

Ben Franklin Mob H3
The tenderest tender

Shamrock Your Cock

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Hidden valley snatch

(OH3)

Amnesia Down There

(OTH3)

Dickoupage

Baltimore Annapolis Hash House Harriers
...

Infidellatio

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
Hello hashing day! :)

Pita

(DCH4)

Just Ben pt. 2

(EWH3)

Wuhan Used Clam

Baltimore Annapolis Hash House Harriers
Neigh, motherfuckers

These Are The Tits You’re Looking For

(EWH3)

Me Shrub You Long Time

Ben Franklin Mob H3
Looooong time ;)

Just Chris (NYCH3)

New York City Hash House Harriers
...

Spunk Monkey

Hockessin H3
...

Kim Slong-ungh

White House H3
...

Suck, Squeeze, Bang, Blow

(EWH3)

Raider of the Lost Box

(WH4)

Sexually Anxious Disease

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Catalina Piss Mixer

Ben Franklin Mob H3
...

duckjob

(WH4)

Foot & Mouth

(MVH3)

Raspberry VJ

(BAH3)

Ate Ball Cum Pocket

DC Road Whores
...

Lawyers Share Dildos

(EWH3)

Tit Tack Smuggler

(DCRW)

Around the World in 80 Lays

(CCH3)

PantsaGONEya

Richmond H3
...

Shitty Orgy Daycare

Tidewater H3
...

Avian Sisterhood

(BMH3)

Taking the D for a B

Baltimore Annapolis Hash House Harriers
...

Tony Panda

(WH4)

Unleash The Furrry

Baltimore Annapolis Hash House Harriers
...

Bambi's Bitch

Baltimore Annapolis Hash House Harriers
...

3 Holer

DC Hash House Harriers
...

Loved a Lubejob

(EH3)

Kibbles ‘n Vomit

Tidewater H3
...

Pussy has Defects (Ph.D.)

(Everyday Is Wedne...)

La Leche Leak Sucker

Richmond H3
L3CHE

Brass to Mouth

(WH4)

Immoral Support

(Ewh3 )

Just Jess 2

(EWH3)

American Half Ass

(MVH3)

Highway Whore

Jersey Devil Hash House Harriers
...

Whoop Areola

Okinawa H3
...

GUI Decimal System

(CCH3)

Just Brittany

(none)

Burlington Ho Factory

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Special Red

White House H3
...

Read Between the Slime

(WH4-DCRW)

Lorena Hobbit

White House H3
...

Just Troy

(SembachH3)

Deepthroat Corndog

White House H3
it's not illegal unles...

Tragic

(DCRW)

Bipolar Bear

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
Just add vodka

Skinny Dicken

(OTH4)

F5

(DCFMH3)

Ginger Snatch

(WH4)

A Phone Named Gerbil

Baltimore Annapolis Hash House Harriers
...

Buck-a-Fuffalo

(CTrH3)

Just Ben

(EWH3)

Jeremiah Was a Cumfrog

White House H3
Buh Na Na

Augustus Lancelittle

White House H3
it itched

I Cum in the Land Down Under

Baltimore Annapolis Hash House Harriers
...

Dude That Guy

DC Road Whores
...

Tramp-sub-stantiation

(DCH4)

Seriously 5-10

(CCH3)

Chippen Failz

Friendly Toast H3
...

Sphincter Grease

Ben Franklin Mob H3
On-On To Mayhem

Screaming Pussy

(EWH3)

5 Angry Inches

(SFH3)

Shart Tank

Tidewater H3
...

Will Squat for Beer

(MOTOWNH3)

Calendar Girl

Lost Boobs Hash House Harriers
...

Ha-Cum-On My Tatas

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Silver Spooge

(EWH3)

Ready Player None

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Lickity Splitz Down the Pole

Baltimore Annapolis Hash House Harriers
...

Tapes it up the ass like a man

Harrisburg-Hershey Hash House Harriers
...

You Can't Handle the Poop

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Shit Out of Luck

Mount Vernon H3
...

No Strings Attached (NSA)

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
Got NSA?

Just David

(BAH3)

Ponyboy

Baltimore Annapolis Hash House Harriers
...

How I Met My Brother

(BAH3)

Prostate Rights

Scotch H3
...

Ass Cream Sundae

Baltimore Annapolis Hash House Harriers
...

Phoof there it is

Reading Hash House Harriers
...

Rump Bumper

Tidewater H3
...

Incocknito Mode

Baltimore Annapolis Hash House Harriers
...

Fifty shades of meh

(White House H3)

Daddy's Dick

White House H3
...

I Kock A Lot

Baltimore Annapolis Hash House Harriers
...

Vagina is for Lawyers

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Just MelB

(BFMH3)

Slimy Limey

White House H3
...

Liar liar vagina on fire

(OTH4)

Havana Lewinsky

(EWH3)

Just Cam

(EWH3)

Magically Delicious

(MPLS_H3)

Just Christie

(DCRW)

Knocked Up

WH4
2006 Aloha H3 hareball...

Slappy Ending

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Rough Putt Sex

(OTH4)

Ernest Whoringway

Baltimore Annapolis Hash House Harriers
...

Where's my D?

Ben Franklin Mob H3
...

Cum Dog Millionaire

Ben Franklin Mob H3
...

Straight in the Navy

Hangover Hash House Harriers
...

My Big Fat Greek Orgy

Charm City H3
...

dwarfus interruptus

White House H3
I Moo At Cows

Parental Cum-Scent

Charm City H3
Best Dressed - 97 IS D...

Tiny Two Stroke

SMUTTyCrab
Love one another and o...

DILTDO Dragons

(BFMH3)

Poly Pocket

Ben Franklin Mob H3
Crafty.

Sloppenheimer

(EWH3)

Bitches Get Stitches

(TriH3)

One Girl Two Sheets

Over the Hump Hash House Harriers
...

RunsWithBulls

White House H3
...

Dyke Tyson

WH4-DCRW
...

Bubba

(CTrH3)

Roose Rips

(WH4)

Tits of Steel

Ben Franklin Mob H3
...

Schrödinger's Cock

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Cockó Bel Grãnde

DC Full mOOn Hash House Harriers
...

SeaBear Slayer

White House H3
...

Lickthyologist

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Scuba Deuce

SMUTTy Crab Hash House Harriers
Spandex Afficionado

Blonde Roots

(DCH4)

Just Leah

(Everyday Is Wedne...)

How Much Wood Could a Woodchuck Fuck

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Cum Scene Investigator

Charm City H3
...

3West

(BAH3)

Doctors Without Boundaries

Tidewater H3
27% more fun!

RUNNING COMMENTARY

(WH4)

Tumey McBoatFace

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
Kachow!

Sleeping Boozie

Hangover Hash House Harriers
...

Manicotti Mouth

(OFH3)

Autism Speaks (for) Deities

(EWH3)

S/Kooter Kunte

(DCRW)

Red Roper

White House H3
...

Close Encounters of the Turd Kind

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Uppercunt

Hangover Hash House Harriers
ride fast eat ass

KRASH Test Honey

Sembach Hash House Harriers
...

Oh Hey! Not Gay

(WH4)