Organizers:
WH4 Campout 2025: The Nightmare Before Campout... 2025
07/25 03:00 PM to 07/27 10:00 AM
A WH4 Hash Campout
Cost: $160*
The planchette glides effortlessly upon the Ouija Board. What message could the other side have for a wanker like me? C....U….M. Cum? That seems a little personal. Cum where?
W….H….I….T….E….H….O….U….S….E….C….A….M….P….O….U….T
Ghouls, creatures, villains, and protagonists, we invite you to join us for our annual campout with a spooky twist. Celebrate all things Halloween by donning your favorite costumes, singing by the fire, and you may even witness some magic. Because campout starts on Friday the 25th and not the 13th, Jason agreed to chop up firewood instead of campers. Drankenstein and Draftcula will keep you well hydrated all weekend with a variety of alcoholic and non-alcoholic beverages. The creatures of the deep have even assured us safe passage during our Saturday river float. Looking forward to seeing you there—whoever you decide to come as…
Regos:
A rego pays for
Alcohol: Beer, cider, seltzer
Food: Dinner Friday through breakfast on Sunday
Quests: Five trails and river tubing
Fun: Musical entertainment, campfire, and games
WH4 Campout Committee will not be managing rego transfers or giving refunds. We will provide instructions later for what to do if you have a specific person you would like to transfer your rego to. We cannot guarantee that we will be able to personalize hab or accommodate dietary restrictions for late transfers.
If you are a Facebook user, search for the group 2025 WH4 Campout. This is a great location to chat with other campers and organizers.
The Nightmare before Campout...
a drinking vessel (all beverages will be served in Kegs or jugs), a vessel with a LID for the tubing portion (required), a tent and other sleeping supplies, sun screen, bug spray, toiletries (DON'T FORGET YOUR DEODORANT!!), bathing suit, towel, river shoes, prophylactics, swords, bows, arrows, and other sharps must be suitable for children under the age of 5 (avg. age of a halfmind), cash for the hab bazaar, costumes
Start Location Details
Golden Rock Campground
Start Location TBA
Schedule of Events
Public Event
including:
Around the World in 80 Lays
(CCH3)
Please Step Away from the Whores
(WH4-DCRW)
How I Met My Brother
(BAH3)
Amnesia Down There
(OTH3)
Immoral Support
(Ewh3 )
S/Kooter Kunte
(DCRW)
American Half Ass
(MVH3)
Bitches Get Stitches
(TriH3)
Roose Rips
(WH4)
Tramp-sub-stantiation
(DCH4)
Bubba
(CTrH3)
Fifty shades of meh
(White House H3)
Loved a Lubejob
(EH3)
3West
(BAH3)
Pita
(DCH4)
Seriously 5-10
(CCH3)
Sloppenheimer
(EWH3)
Will Squat for Beer
(MOTOWNH3)
These Are The Tits You’re Looking For
(EWH3)
For Unlawful Car-nal Knowledge
(Wild and Wonderfu...)
Lawyers Share Dildos
(EWH3)
RUNNING COMMENTARY
(WH4)
Tony Panda
(WH4)
Pussy has Defects (Ph.D.)
(Everyday Is Wedne...)
F5
(DCFMH3)
Just Chris
(EWH3)
Tit Tack Smuggler
(DCRW)
Liar liar vagina on fire
(OTH4)
Just Jess
(CCH3)
Just Rachel
(EWH3)
Manicotti Mouth
(OFH3)
Just Jess 2
(EWH3)
Magically Delicious
(MPLS_H3)
Just Christie
(DCRW)
Raider of the Lost Box
(WH4)
Oh Hey! Not Gay
(WH4)
Silver Spooge
(EWH3)
Jewels of Duh Nile
(Hockessin)
Just MelB
(BFMH3)
Just Jess
(EWH3)
Brass to Mouth
(WH4)
duckjob
(WH4)
Mursey Fuck
(PR3H4)
Read Between the Slime
(WH4-DCRW)
Just Troy
(SembachH3)
Havana Lewinsky
(EWH3)
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