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WH4 Campout 2025: The Nightmare Before Campout... 2025

07/25 03:00 PM to 07/27 10:00 AM

A WH4 Hash Campout

Cost: $160*

The planchette glides effortlessly upon the Ouija Board. What message could the other side have for a wanker like me? C....U….M. Cum? That seems a little personal. Cum where?

W….H….I….T….E….H….O….U….S….E….C….A….M….P….O….U….T

Ghouls, creatures, villains, and protagonists, we invite you to join us for our annual campout with a spooky twist. Celebrate all things Halloween by donning your favorite costumes, singing by the fire, and you may even witness some magic. Because campout starts on Friday the 25th and not the 13th, Jason agreed to chop up firewood instead of campers. Drankenstein and Draftcula will keep you well hydrated all weekend with a variety of alcoholic and non-alcoholic beverages. The creatures of the deep have even assured us safe passage during our Saturday river float. Looking forward to seeing you there—whoever you decide to come as…

Regos:
A rego pays for
Alcohol: Beer, cider, seltzer
Food: Dinner Friday through breakfast on Sunday
Quests: Five trails and river tubing
Fun: Musical entertainment, campfire, and games

WH4 Campout Committee will not be managing rego transfers or giving refunds. We will provide instructions later for what to do if you have a specific person you would like to transfer your rego to. We cannot guarantee that we will be able to personalize hab or accommodate dietary restrictions for late transfers.

If you are a Facebook user, search for the group 2025 WH4 Campout. This is a great location to chat with other campers and organizers.


The Nightmare before Campout...

a drinking vessel (all beverages will be served in Kegs or jugs), a vessel with a LID for the tubing portion (required), a tent and other sleeping supplies, sun screen, bug spray, toiletries (DON'T FORGET YOUR DEODORANT!!), bathing suit, towel, river shoes, prophylactics, swords, bows, arrows, and other sharps must be suitable for children under the age of 5 (avg. age of a halfmind), cash for the hab bazaar, costumes

Start Location Details

Golden Rock Campground

Start Location TBA

Schedule of Events

Public Event

See the full list!

97 Hashers cumming

including:

Parental Cum-Scent

Charm City H3
Best Dressed - 97 IS D...

Slappy Ending

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Liar liar vagina on fire

(OTH4)

Sleeping Boozie

Hangover Hash House Harriers
...

How Much Wood Could a Woodchuck Fuck

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Roose Rips

(WH4)

Tumey McBoatFace

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
Kachow!

Phoof there it is

Reading Hash House Harriers
...

Sexually Anxious Disease

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Ernest Whoringway

Baltimore Annapolis Hash House Harriers
...

Cum Scene Investigator

Charm City H3
...

Magically Delicious

(MPLS_H3)

Highway Whore

Jersey Devil Hash House Harriers
...

Kock A Lot

Baltimore Annapolis Hash House Harriers
...

Pussy has Defects (Ph.D.)

(Everyday Is Wedne...)

Uppercunt

Hangover Hash House Harriers
ride fast eat ass

Just Troy

(SembachH3)

Where's my D?

Ben Franklin Mob H3
...

Burlington Ho Factory

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Schrödinger's Cock

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Ass Cream Sundae

Baltimore Annapolis Hash House Harriers
...

Unleash The Furrry

Baltimore Annapolis Hash House Harriers
...

La Leche Leak Sucker

Richmond H3
L3CHE

Prostate Rights

Scotch H3
...

Loved a Lubejob

(EH3)

Cum Dog Millionaire

Ben Franklin Mob H3
...

Tramp-sub-stantiation

(DCH4)

duckjob

(WH4)

Me Shrub You Long Time

Ben Franklin Mob H3
Looooong time ;)

Mursey Fuck

(PR3H4)

Tits of Steel

Ben Franklin Mob H3
...

My Big Fat Greek Orgy

Charm City H3
...

Seriously 5-10

(CCH3)

3West

(BAH3)

Shart Tank

Tidewater H3
...

For Unlawful Car-nal Knowledge

(Wild and Wonderfu...)

Tit Tack Smuggler

(DCRW)

Augustus Lancelittle

White House H3
it itched

I Cum in the Land Down Under

Baltimore Annapolis Hash House Harriers
...

3 Holer

DC Hash House Harriers
...

RUNNING COMMENTARY

(WH4)

Just Leah (EWH3)

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Ready Player None

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Bubba

(CTrH3)

Manicotti Mouth

(OFH3)

Around the World in 80 Lays

(CCH3)

Wuhan Used Clam

Baltimore Annapolis Hash House Harriers
Neigh, motherfuckers

Shamrock Your Cock

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Just Christie

(DCRW)

Dickoupage

Baltimore Annapolis Hash House Harriers
...

How I Met My Brother

(BAH3)

Red Roper

White House H3
...

Calendar Girl

Lost Boobs Hash House Harriers
...

Dyke Tyson

WH4-DCRW
...

Havana Lewinsky

(EWH3)

Jeremiah Was a Cumfrog

White House H3
Buh Na Na

SeaBear Slayer

White House H3
...

Just Jess 2

(EWH3)

Vagina is for Lawyers

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Just Jess

(CCH3)

Fuck Dem Kids

Tidewater H3
...

PantsaGONEya

Richmond H3
...

Immoral Support

(Ewh3 )

Oh Hey! Not Gay

White House H3
...

Sphincter Grease

Ben Franklin Mob H3
On-On To Mayhem

KRASH Test Honey

Sembach Hash House Harriers
...

Bitches Get Stitches

(TriH3)

Raider of the Lost Box

(WH4)

Jewels of Duh Nile

(Hockessin)

Tapes it up the ass like a man

Harrisburg-Hershey Hash House Harriers
...

Dingle All the Way

White House H3
...

Close Encounters of the Turd Kind

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

One Girl Two Sheets

Over the Hump Hash House Harriers
...

A Phone Named Gerbil

Baltimore Annapolis Hash House Harriers
...

Cunterfeit Bills

Ben Franklin Mob H3
The tenderest legal te...

Cockó Bel Grãnde

DC Full mOOn Hash House Harriers
...

Please Step Away from the Whores

(WH4-DCRW)

S/Kooter Kunte

(DCRW)

Amnesia Down There

(OTH3)

NaNaNaNaNaNa

Baltimore Annapolis Hash House Harriers
...

Ate Ball Cum Pocket

DC Road Whores
...

Lorena Hobbit

White House H3
...

Dude That Guy

DC Road Whores
...

Just Jess

(EWH3)

Read Between the Slime

(WH4-DCRW)

Taking the D for a B

Baltimore Annapolis Hash House Harriers
...

Tony Panda

(WH4)

Ha-Cum-On My Tatas

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Pita

(DCH4)

F5

(DCFMH3)

Silver Spooge

(EWH3)

Deepthroat Corndog

White House H3
it's not illegal unles...

Shitty Orgy Daycare

Tidewater H3
...

Just Chris

(EWH3)

Poly Pocket

Ben Franklin Mob H3
Crafty.

Trains, Stains, and Automobiles (TSA)

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...