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WH4 Campout 2025: The Nightmare Before Campout... 2025

07/25 03:00 PM to 07/27 10:00 AM

A WH4 Hash Campout

Cost: $160*

The planchette glides effortlessly upon the Ouija Board. What message could the other side have for a wanker like me? C....U….M. Cum? That seems a little personal. Cum where?

W….H….I….T….E….H….O….U….S….E….C….A….M….P….O….U….T

Ghouls, creatures, villains, and protagonists, we invite you to join us for our annual campout with a spooky twist. Celebrate all things Halloween by donning your favorite costumes, singing by the fire, and you may even witness some magic. Because campout starts on Friday, the 25th, and not the 13th, Jason agreed to chop up firewood instead of the campers. Drankenstein and Draftcula will keep you well hydrated all weekend with various alcoholic and non-alcoholic beverages. The creatures of the deep have even assured us safe passage during our Saturday river float. Looking forward to seeing you there—whoever you decide to come as…

Regos:
A rego pays for
Alcohol: Beer, cider, seltzer
Food: Dinner Friday through breakfast on Sunday
Quests: Five trails and river tubing
Fun: Musical entertainment, campfire, and games

WH4 Campout Committee will not be managing rego transfers or giving refunds. 21+ event. We will provide instructions later for what to do if you have a specific person you would like to transfer your rego to. We cannot guarantee that we will be able to personalize hab or accommodate dietary restrictions for late transfers.

If you are a Facebook user, search for the group 2025 WH4 Campout. This is a great location to chat with other campers and organizers.


The Nightmare before Campout...

a drinking vessel (all beverages will be served in Kegs or jugs), a vessel with a LID for the tubing portion (required), a tent and other sleeping supplies, sun screen, bug spray, toiletries (DON'T FORGET YOUR DEODORANT!!), bathing suit, towel, river shoes, prophylactics, swords, bows, arrows, and other sharps must be suitable for children under the age of 5 (avg. age of a halfmind), cash for the hab bazaar, costumes

Start Location Details

Golden Rock Campground

Start Location TBA

Schedule of Events

Public Event

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150 Hashers came

including:

Foot & Mouth

(MVH3)

Lawyers Share Dildos

(EWH3)

Bambi's Bitch

Baltimore Annapolis Hash House Harriers
...

Sexually Anxious Disease

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Tiny Two Stroke

SMUTTyCrab
Love one another and o...

American Half Ass

(MVH3)

Roose Rips

(WH4)

Taking the D for a B

Baltimore Annapolis Hash House Harriers
...

Buck-a-Fuffalo

(CTrH3)

Rump Bumper

Tidewater H3
...

Rough Putt Sex

(OTH4)

Straight in the Navy

Hangover Hash House Harriers
...

Raider of the Lost Box

(WH4)

Bitches Get Stitches

(TriH3)

I Cum in the Land Down Under

Baltimore Annapolis Hash House Harriers
...

Lickity Splitz Down the Pole

Baltimore Annapolis Hash House Harriers
...

Tapes it up the ass like a man

Harrisburg-Hershey Hash House Harriers
...

Raspberry VJ

(BAH3)

Kibbles ‘n Vomit

Tidewater H3
...

Just Ben pt. 2

(EWH3)

SeaBear Slayer

White House H3
...

dwarfus interruptus

White House H3
I Moo At Cows

Just Christie

(DCRW)

Wuhan Used Clam

Baltimore Annapolis Hash House Harriers
Neigh, motherfuckers

No Strings Attached (NSA)

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
Got NSA?

Cockó Bel Grãnde

DC Full mOOn Hash House Harriers
...

Cunterfeit Bills

Ben Franklin Mob H3
The tenderest legal te...

PantsaGONEya

Richmond H3
...

Hidden valley snatch

(OH3)

Trains, Stains, and Automobiles (TSA)

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Brass to Mouth

(WH4)

Avian Sisterhood

(BMH3)

Whoop Areola

Okinawa H3
...

Schrödinger's Cock

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Daddy's Dick

White House H3
...

Autism Speaks (for) Deities

(EWH3)

KRASH Test Honey

Sembach Hash House Harriers
...

Where's my D?

Ben Franklin Mob H3
...

Tragic

(DCRW)

Pussy has Defects (Ph.D.)

(Everyday Is Wedne...)

Infidellatio

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
Hello hashing day! :)

(Cat)alina (Piss) Mixer

Ben Franklin Mob H3
...

Calendar Girl

Lost Boobs Hash House Harriers
...

Just Brittany

(none)

Ginger Snatch

(WH4)

Ate Ball Cum Pocket

DC Road Whores
...

Scuba Deuce

SMUTTy Crab Hash House Harriers
Spandex Afficionado

Just Ben

(EWH3)

Amnesia Down There

(OTH3)

3West

(BAH3)

Special Red

White House H3
...

Ready Player None

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Shamrock Your Cock

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

duckjob

(WH4)

Unleash The Furrry

Baltimore Annapolis Hash House Harriers
...

These Are The Tits You’re Looking For

(EWH3)

Uppercunt

Hangover Hash House Harriers
ride fast eat ass

Oh Hey! Not Gay

(WH4)

Spunk Monkey

Hockessin H3
...

La Leche Leak Sucker

Richmond H3
L3CHE

RunsWithBulls

White House H3
...

Magically Delicious

(MPLS_H3)

Suck, Squeeze, Bang, Blow

(EWH3)

Pita

(DCH4)

Tony Panda

(WH4)

Loved a Lubejob

(EH3)

Lorena Hobbit

White House H3
...

I Kock A Lot

Baltimore Annapolis Hash House Harriers
...

You Can't Handle the Poop

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Phoof there it is

Reading Hash House Harriers
...

Tramp-sub-stantiation

(DCH4)

Fuck Dem Kids

Tidewater H3
...

5 Angry Inches

(SFH3)

Slappy Ending

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Poly Pocket

Ben Franklin Mob H3
Crafty.

Vagina is for Lawyers

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Bubba

(CTrH3)

Silver Spooge

(EWH3)

Sleeping Boozie

Hangover Hash House Harriers
...

Around the World in 80 Lays

(CCH3)

Highway Whore

Jersey Devil Hash House Harriers
...

Jeremiah Was a Cumfrog

White House H3
Buh Na Na

Sphincter Grease

Ben Franklin Mob H3
On-On To Mayhem

Just David

(BAH3)

Bipolar Bear

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
Just add vodka

3 Holer

DC Hash House Harriers
...

Just Troy

(SembachH3)

Shart Tank

Tidewater H3
...

Cum Scene Investigator

Charm City H3
...

Shit Out of Luck

Mount Vernon H3
...

Screaming Pussy

(EWH3)

Fifty shades of meh

(White House H3)

Red Roper

White House H3
...

Just Cam

(EWH3)

Incocknito Mode

Baltimore Annapolis Hash House Harriers
...

One Girl Two Sheets

Over the Hump Hash House Harriers
...

Sloppenheimer

(EWH3)

Liar liar vagina on fire

(OTH4)

Skinny Dicken

(OTH4)

Close Encounters of the Turd Kind

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Cum Dog Millionaire

Ben Franklin Mob H3
...

Burlington Ho Factory

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Read Between the Slime

(WH4-DCRW)

My Big Fat Greek Orgy

Charm City H3
...

Havana Lewinsky

(EWH3)

Deepthroat Corndog

White House H3
it's not illegal unles...

Dude That Guy

DC Road Whores
...

Blonde Roots

(DCH4)

Me Shrub You Long Time

Ben Franklin Mob H3
Looooong time ;)

Shitty Orgy Daycare

Tidewater H3
...

RUNNING COMMENTARY

(WH4)

How I Met My Brother

(BAH3)

S/Kooter Kunte

(DCRW)

Parental Cum-Scent

Charm City H3
Best Dressed - 97 IS D...

Tit Tack Smuggler

(DCRW)

How Much Wood Could a Woodchuck Fuck

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Manicotti Mouth

(OFH3)

Just Leah

(Everyday Is Wedne...)

A Phone Named Gerbil

Baltimore Annapolis Hash House Harriers
...

Just MelB

(BFMH3)

Ass Cream Sundae

Baltimore Annapolis Hash House Harriers
...

Augustus Lancelittle

White House H3
it itched

Prostate Rights

Scotch H3
...

Dickoupage

Baltimore Annapolis Hash House Harriers
...

Kim Slong-ungh

White House H3
...

Slimy Limey

White House H3
...

GUI Decimal System

(CCH3)

Tits of Steel

Ben Franklin Mob H3
...

Just Chris (NYCH3)

New York City Hash House Harriers
...

Dyke Tyson

WH4-DCRW
...

Chippen Failz

Friendly Toast H3
...

Lickthyologist

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Immoral Support

(Ewh3 )

Ernest Whoringway

Baltimore Annapolis Hash House Harriers
...

F5

(DCFMH3)

DILTDO Dragons

(BFMH3)

Seriously 5-10

(CCH3)

Ponyboy

Baltimore Annapolis Hash House Harriers
...

Ha-Cum-On My Tatas

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Will Squat for Beer

(MOTOWNH3)

Doctors Without Boundaries

Tidewater H3
Now 27% more fun!

Just Jess 2

(EWH3)

Knocked Up

WH4
2006 Aloha H3 hareball...

Tumey McBoatFace

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
Kachow!