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WH4 Campout 2025: The Nightmare Before Campout... 2025

07/25 03:00 PM to 07/27 10:00 AM

A WH4 Hash Campout

Cost: $160*

The planchette glides effortlessly upon the Ouija Board. What message could the other side have for a wanker like me? C....U….M. Cum? That seems a little personal. Cum where?

W….H….I….T….E….H….O….U….S….E….C….A….M….P….O….U….T

Ghouls, creatures, villains, and protagonists, we invite you to join us for our annual campout with a spooky twist. Celebrate all things Halloween by donning your favorite costumes, singing by the fire, and you may even witness some magic. Because campout starts on Friday, the 25th, and not the 13th, Jason agreed to chop up firewood instead of the campers. Drankenstein and Draftcula will keep you well hydrated all weekend with various alcoholic and non-alcoholic beverages. The creatures of the deep have even assured us safe passage during our Saturday river float. Looking forward to seeing you there—whoever you decide to come as…

Regos:
A rego pays for
Alcohol: Beer, cider, seltzer
Food: Dinner Friday through breakfast on Sunday
Quests: Five trails and river tubing
Fun: Musical entertainment, campfire, and games

WH4 Campout Committee will not be managing rego transfers or giving refunds. 21+ event. We will provide instructions later for what to do if you have a specific person you would like to transfer your rego to. We cannot guarantee that we will be able to personalize hab or accommodate dietary restrictions for late transfers.

If you are a Facebook user, search for the group 2025 WH4 Campout. This is a great location to chat with other campers and organizers.


The Nightmare before Campout...

a drinking vessel (all beverages will be served in Kegs or jugs), a vessel with a LID for the tubing portion (required), a tent and other sleeping supplies, sun screen, bug spray, toiletries (DON'T FORGET YOUR DEODORANT!!), bathing suit, towel, river shoes, prophylactics, swords, bows, arrows, and other sharps must be suitable for children under the age of 5 (avg. age of a halfmind), cash for the hab bazaar, costumes

Start Location Details

Golden Rock Campground

Start Location TBA

Schedule of Events

Public Event

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150 Hashers came

including:

Uppercunt♀️

Hangover Hash House Harriers
ride fast eat ass

Dyke Tyson

WH4-DCRW
...

Tramp-sub-stantiation

(DCH4)

Rough Putt Sex

(OTH4)

Tits of Steel

Ben Franklin Mob H3
...

Raspberry VJ

(BAH3)

Me Shrub You Long Time

Ben Franklin Mob H3
HEAD?! Who said HEAD??

Lickity Splitz Down the Pole

Baltimore Annapolis Hash House Harriers
...

Ernest Whoringway

Baltimore Annapolis Hash House Harriers
...

Straight in the Navy

Hangover Hash House Harriers
...

Tragic

(DCRW)

Cunterfeit Bills

Ben Franklin Mob H3
The tenderest tender

Just Cam

(EWH3)

A Phone Named Gerbil

Baltimore Annapolis Hash House Harriers
...

Just MelB

(BFMH3)

Ginger Snatch

(WH4)

F5

(DCFMH3)

Calendar Girl

Lost Boobs Hash House Harriers
...

Scuba Deuce

SMUTTy Crab Hash House Harriers
Spandex Afficionado

Highway Whore

Jersey Devil Hash House Harriers
...

Close Encounters of the Turd Kind

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Shart Tank

Tidewater H3
...

Infidellatio

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
Hello hashing day! :)

Bipolar Bear

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
Just add vodka

Unleash The Furrry

Baltimore Annapolis Hash House Harriers
...

Sloppenheimer

(EWH3)

Vagina is for Lawyers

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Hidden valley snatch

(OH3)

Just Chris (NYCH3)

New York City Hash House Harriers
...

PantsaGONEya

Richmond H3
...

Burlington Ho Factory

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Schrödinger's Cock

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Pita

(DCH4)

Tumey McBoatFace

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
Kachow!

Foot & Mouth

(MVH3)

Lickthyologist

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Liar liar vagina on fire

(OTH4)

Ass Cream Sundae

Baltimore Annapolis Hash House Harriers
...

Bitches Get Stitches

(TriH3)

Prostate Rights

Scotch H3
...

Just Ben

(EWH3)

Autism Speaks (for) Deities

(EWH3)

Phoof there it is

Reading Hash House Harriers
...

Tapes it up the ass like a man

Harrisburg-Hershey Hash House Harriers
...

KRASH Test Honey

Sembach Hash House Harriers
...

Brass to Mouth

(WH4)

Around the World in 80 Lays

(CCH3)

Catalina Piss Mixer

Ben Franklin Mob H3
...

I Cum in the Land Down Under

Baltimore Annapolis Hash House Harriers
...

Ready Player None

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Buck-a-Fuffalo

(CTrH3)

Tiny Two Stroke

SMUTTyCrab
Love one another and o...

These Are The Tits You’re Looking For

(EWH3)

Knocked Up

WH4
2006 Aloha H3 hareball...

RunsWithBulls

White House H3
...

Red Roper

White House H3
...

Whoop Areola

Okinawa H3
...

Sexually Anxious Disease

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Suck, Squeeze, Bang, Blow

(EWH3)

Taking the D for a B

Baltimore Annapolis Hash House Harriers
...

Ate Ball Cum Pocket

DC Road Whores
...

RUNNING COMMENTARY

(WH4)

Just Jess 2

(EWH3)

Fuck Dem Kids

Tidewater H3
...

Tit Tack Smuggler

(DCRW)

Chippen Failz

Friendly Toast H3
...

Sleeping Boozie

Hangover Hash House Harriers
...

SeaBear Slayer

White House H3
...

Lorena Hobbit

White House H3
Here for a good time, ...

Deepthroat Corndog

White House H3
it's not illegal unles...

dwarfus interruptus

White House H3
I Moo At Cows

Dude That Guy

DC Road Whores
...

duckjob

(WH4)

Magically Delicious

(MPLS_H3)

Screaming Pussy

(EWH3)

3 Holer

DC Hash House Harriers
...

Fifty shades of meh

(White House H3)

Slimy Limey

White House H3
...

How Much Wood Could a Woodchuck Fuck

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Pussy has Defects (Ph.D.)

(Everyday Is Wedne...)

S/Kooter Kunte

(DCRW)

Dickoupage

Baltimore Annapolis Hash House Harriers
...

Shitty Orgy Daycare

Tidewater H3
...

No Strings Attached (NSA)

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
Got NSA?

Spunk Monkey

Hockessin H3
...

Avian Sisterhood

(BMH3)

Shamrock Your Cock

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

One Girl Two Sheets

Over the Hump Hash House Harriers
...

Immoral Support

(Ewh3 )

Read Between the Slime

(WH4-DCRW)

Jeremiah Was a Cumfrog

White House H3
Buh Na Na

Seriously 5-10

(CCH3)

Poly Pocket

Ben Franklin Mob H3
Crafty.

Parental Cum-Scent

Charm City H3
...

Incocknito Mode

Baltimore Annapolis Hash House Harriers
...

5 Angry Inches

(SFH3)

Just Troy

(SembachH3)

Rump Bumper

Tidewater H3
...

Cockó Bel Grãnde

DC Full mOOn Hash House Harriers
...

Bambi's Bitch

Baltimore Annapolis Hash House Harriers
...

Skinny Dicken

(OTH4)

Oh Hey! Not Gay

(WH4)

GUI Decimal System

(CCH3)

You Can't Handle the Poop

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Manicotti Mouth

(OFH3)

Raider of the Lost Box

(WH4)

Augustus Lancelittle

White House H3
it itched

La Leche Leak Sucker

Richmond H3
L3CHE

DILTDO Dragons

(BFMH3)

Just David

(BAH3)

Daddy's Dick

White House H3
...

Tony Panda

(WH4)

Ha-Cum-On My Tatas

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Slappy Ending

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Ponyboy

Baltimore Annapolis Hash House Harriers
...

Special Red

White House H3
...

Doctors Without Boundaries

Tidewater H3
27% more fun!

Loved a Lubejob

(EH3)

Amnesia Down There

(OTH3)

Shit Out of Luck

Mount Vernon H3
...

Bubba

(CTrH3)

I Kock A Lot

Baltimore Annapolis Hash House Harriers
...

Just Leah

(Everyday Is Wedne...)

Kim Slong-ungh

White House H3
...

Wuhan Used Clam

Baltimore Annapolis Hash House Harriers
Neigh, motherfuckers

Trains, Stains, and Automobiles (TSA)

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Just Brittany

(none)

Cum Scene Investigator

Charm City H3
...

My Big Fat Greek Orgy

Charm City H3
...

Just Christie

(DCRW)

Where's my D?

Ben Franklin Mob H3
...

Blonde Roots

(DCH4)

Silver Spooge

(EWH3)

Just Ben pt. 2

(EWH3)

American Half Ass

(MVH3)

Cum Dog Millionaire

Ben Franklin Mob H3
...

Have You Blown My Stapler?

White House H3
There’s always a 1st time

Havana Lewinsky

(EWH3)

Lawyers Share Dildos

(EWH3)

Kibbles ‘n Vomit

Tidewater H3
...

How I Met My Brother

(BAH3)

3West

(BAH3)

Roose Rips

(WH4)

Will Squat for Beer

(MOTOWNH3)

Sphincter Grease

Ben Franklin Mob H3
On-On To Mayhem