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WH4 Campout 2025: The Nightmare Before Campout... 2025

07/25 03:00 PM to 07/27 10:00 AM

A WH4 Hash Campout

Cost: $160*

The planchette glides effortlessly upon the Ouija Board. What message could the other side have for a wanker like me? C....U….M. Cum? That seems a little personal. Cum where?

W….H….I….T….E….H….O….U….S….E….C….A….M….P….O….U….T

Ghouls, creatures, villains, and protagonists, we invite you to join us for our annual campout with a spooky twist. Celebrate all things Halloween by donning your favorite costumes, singing by the fire, and you may even witness some magic. Because campout starts on Friday, the 25th, and not the 13th, Jason agreed to chop up firewood instead of the campers. Drankenstein and Draftcula will keep you well hydrated all weekend with various alcoholic and non-alcoholic beverages. The creatures of the deep have even assured us safe passage during our Saturday river float. Looking forward to seeing you there—whoever you decide to come as…

Regos:
A rego pays for
Alcohol: Beer, cider, seltzer
Food: Dinner Friday through breakfast on Sunday
Quests: Five trails and river tubing
Fun: Musical entertainment, campfire, and games

WH4 Campout Committee will not be managing rego transfers or giving refunds. 21+ event. We will provide instructions later for what to do if you have a specific person you would like to transfer your rego to. We cannot guarantee that we will be able to personalize hab or accommodate dietary restrictions for late transfers.

If you are a Facebook user, search for the group 2025 WH4 Campout. This is a great location to chat with other campers and organizers.


The Nightmare before Campout...

a drinking vessel (all beverages will be served in Kegs or jugs), a vessel with a LID for the tubing portion (required), a tent and other sleeping supplies, sun screen, bug spray, toiletries (DON'T FORGET YOUR DEODORANT!!), bathing suit, towel, river shoes, prophylactics, swords, bows, arrows, and other sharps must be suitable for children under the age of 5 (avg. age of a halfmind), cash for the hab bazaar, costumes

Start Location Details

Golden Rock Campground

Start Location TBA

Schedule of Events

Public Event

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150 Hashers came

including:

Cunterfeit Bills

Ben Franklin Mob H3
The tenderest tender

Tiny Two Stroke

SMUTTyCrab
Love one another and o...

Dickoupage

Baltimore Annapolis Hash House Harriers
...

One Girl Two Sheets

Over the Hump Hash House Harriers
...

Wuhan Used Clam

Baltimore Annapolis Hash House Harriers
Neigh, motherfuckers

Catalina Piss Mixer

Ben Franklin Mob H3
...

Dyke Tyson

WH4-DCRW
...

Ate Ball Cum Pocket

DC Road Whores
...

Just Christie

(DCRW)

Poly Pocket

Ben Franklin Mob H3
Crafty.

Scuba Deuce

SMUTTy Crab Hash House Harriers
Spandex Afficionado

Manicotti Mouth

(OFH3)

Amnesia Down There

(OTH3)

Sexually Anxious Disease

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Hidden valley snatch

(OH3)

Daddy's Dick

White House H3
...

Will Squat for Beer

(MOTOWNH3)

Ernest Whoringway

Baltimore Annapolis Hash House Harriers
...

Have You Blown My Stapler?

White House H3
There’s always a 1st time

Avian Sisterhood

(BMH3)

Lorena Hobbit

White House H3
Here for a good time, ...

Fifty shades of meh

(White House H3)

Shart Tank

Tidewater H3
...

Burlington Ho Factory

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

3 Holer

DC Hash House Harriers
...

No Strings Attached (NSA)

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
Got NSA?

Just David

(BAH3)

Whoop Areola

Okinawa H3
...

Just Brittany

(none)

Highway Whore

Jersey Devil Hash House Harriers
...

My Big Fat Greek Orgy

Charm City H3
...

Raider of the Lost Box

(WH4)

Slimy Limey

White House H3
...

Pussy has Defects (Ph.D.)

(Everyday Is Wedne...)

KRASH Test Honey

Sembach Hash House Harriers
...

Trains, Stains, and Automobiles (TSA)

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Schrödinger's Cock

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Kibbles ‘n Vomit

Tidewater H3
...

Shitty Orgy Daycare

Tidewater H3
...

Autism Speaks (for) Deities

(EWH3)

A Phone Named Gerbil

Baltimore Annapolis Hash House Harriers
...

Shamrock Your Cock

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Red Roper

White House H3
...

La Leche Leak Sucker

Richmond H3
L3CHE

DILTDO Dragons

(BFMH3)

Liar liar vagina on fire

(OTH4)

I Kock A Lot

Baltimore Annapolis Hash House Harriers
...

Fuck Dem Kids

Tidewater H3
...

Close Encounters of the Turd Kind

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

5 Angry Inches

(SFH3)

Ponyboy

Baltimore Annapolis Hash House Harriers
...

Kim Slong-ungh

White House H3
...

Unleash The Furrry

Baltimore Annapolis Hash House Harriers
...

Brass to Mouth

(WH4)

Parental Cum-Scent

Charm City H3
...

Lickthyologist

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Shit Out of Luck

Mount Vernon H3
...

Taking the D for a B

Baltimore Annapolis Hash House Harriers
...

RunsWithBulls

White House H3
...

Vagina is for Lawyers

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Slappy Ending

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Raspberry VJ

(BAH3)

Just Ben pt. 2

(EWH3)

I Cum in the Land Down Under

Baltimore Annapolis Hash House Harriers
...

Calendar Girl

Lost Boobs Hash House Harriers
...

Tony Panda

(WH4)

Lickity Splitz Down the Pole

Baltimore Annapolis Hash House Harriers
...

S/Kooter Kunte

(DCRW)

Sloppenheimer

(EWH3)

Just Jess 2

(EWH3)

3West

(BAH3)

Oh Hey! Not Gay

(WH4)

You Can't Handle the Poop

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Tragic

(DCRW)

Special Red

White House H3
...

How Much Wood Could a Woodchuck Fuck

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Chippen Failz

Friendly Toast H3
...

RUNNING COMMENTARY

(WH4)

Pita

(DCH4)

Tumey McBoatFace

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
Kachow!

Bubba

(CTrH3)

Ha-Cum-On My Tatas

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Cockó Bel Grãnde

DC Full mOOn Hash House Harriers
...

Foot & Mouth

(MVH3)

Phoof there it is

Reading Hash House Harriers
...

Bipolar Bear

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
Just add vodka

Straight in the Navy

Hangover Hash House Harriers
...

duckjob

(WH4)

Just Cam

(EWH3)

Buck-a-Fuffalo

(CTrH3)

Suck, Squeeze, Bang, Blow

(EWH3)

Incocknito Mode

Baltimore Annapolis Hash House Harriers
...

Doctors Without Boundaries

Tidewater H3
27% more fun!

Magically Delicious

(MPLS_H3)

F5

(DCFMH3)

Read Between the Slime

(WH4-DCRW)

Sphincter Grease

Ben Franklin Mob H3
On-On To Mayhem

Lawyers Share Dildos

(EWH3)

dwarfus interruptus

White House H3
I Moo At Cows

Prostate Rights

Scotch H3
...

Roose Rips

(WH4)

SeaBear Slayer

White House H3
...

Infidellatio

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
Hello hashing day! :)

Bitches Get Stitches

(TriH3)

American Half Ass

(MVH3)

Cum Scene Investigator

Charm City H3
...

Me Shrub You Long Time

Ben Franklin Mob H3
HEAD?! Who said HEAD??

Where's my D?

Ben Franklin Mob H3
...

Spunk Monkey

Hockessin H3
...

Augustus Lancelittle

White House H3
it itched

Ass Cream Sundae

Baltimore Annapolis Hash House Harriers
...

These Are The Tits You’re Looking For

(EWH3)

Tit Tack Smuggler

(DCRW)

Just Leah

(Everyday Is Wedne...)

Cum Dog Millionaire

Ben Franklin Mob H3
...

Havana Lewinsky

(EWH3)

Ginger Snatch

(WH4)

Rough Putt Sex

(OTH4)

GUI Decimal System

(CCH3)

Skinny Dicken

(OTH4)

Around the World in 80 Lays

(CCH3)

Tapes it up the ass like a man

Harrisburg-Hershey Hash House Harriers
...

Screaming Pussy

(EWH3)

Bambi's Bitch

Baltimore Annapolis Hash House Harriers
...

Tits of Steel

Ben Franklin Mob H3
...

Seriously 5-10

(CCH3)

Ready Player None

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Sleeping Boozie

Hangover Hash House Harriers
...

How I Met My Brother

(BAH3)

Rump Bumper

Tidewater H3
...

Immoral Support

(Ewh3 )

Deepthroat Corndog

White House H3
it's not illegal unles...

Jeremiah Was a Cumfrog

White House H3
Buh Na Na

Just Chris (NYCH3)

New York City Hash House Harriers
...

Just Troy

(SembachH3)

Just MelB

(BFMH3)

Tramp-sub-stantiation

(DCH4)

Blonde Roots

(DCH4)

Loved a Lubejob

(EH3)

Uppercunt♀️

Hangover Hash House Harriers
ride fast eat ass

PantsaGONEya

Richmond H3
...

Just Ben

(EWH3)

Silver Spooge

(EWH3)

Dude That Guy

DC Road Whores
...

Knocked Up

WH4
2006 Aloha H3 hareball...