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WH4 Campout 2025: The Nightmare Before Campout... 2025

07/25 03:00 PM to 07/27 10:00 AM

A WH4 Hash Campout

Cost: $160*

The planchette glides effortlessly upon the Ouija Board. What message could the other side have for a wanker like me? C....U….M. Cum? That seems a little personal. Cum where?

W….H….I….T….E….H….O….U….S….E….C….A….M….P….O….U….T

Ghouls, creatures, villains, and protagonists, we invite you to join us for our annual campout with a spooky twist. Celebrate all things Halloween by donning your favorite costumes, singing by the fire, and you may even witness some magic. Because campout starts on Friday the 25th and not the 13th, Jason agreed to chop up firewood instead of campers. Drankenstein and Draftcula will keep you well hydrated all weekend with a variety of alcoholic and non-alcoholic beverages. The creatures of the deep have even assured us safe passage during our Saturday river float. Looking forward to seeing you there—whoever you decide to come as…

Regos:
A rego pays for
Alcohol: Beer, cider, seltzer
Food: Dinner Friday through breakfast on Sunday
Quests: Five trails and river tubing
Fun: Musical entertainment, campfire, and games

WH4 Campout Committee will not be managing rego transfers or giving refunds. We will provide instructions later for what to do if you have a specific person you would like to transfer your rego to. We cannot guarantee that we will be able to personalize hab or accommodate dietary restrictions for late transfers.


The Nightmare before Campout...

a drinking vessel (all beverages will be served in Kegs or jugs), a vessel with a LID for the tubing portion (required), a tent and other sleeping supplies, sun screen, bug spray, toiletries (DON'T FORGET YOUR DEODORANT!!), bathing suit, towel, river shoes, prophylactics, swords, bows, arrows, and other sharps must be suitable for children under the age of 5 (avg. age of a halfmind), cash for the hab bazaar, costumes

Start Location Details

Golden Rock Campground

Start Location TBA

Schedule of Events

Public Event

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including:

Sphincter Grease

Ben Franklin Mob H3
On-On To Mayhem

Pita

(DCH4)

Dingle All the Way

White House H3
...

Just Leah (EWH3)

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

One Girl Two Sheets

Over the Hump Hash House Harriers
...

Poly Pocket

Ben Franklin Mob H3
Crafty.

La Leche Leak Stalker

Richmond H3
L3CHE

For Unlawful Car-nal Knowledge

(Wild and Wonderfu...)

Ready Player None

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

A Phone Named Gerbil

Baltimore Annapolis Hash House Harriers
...

Tits of Steel

Ben Franklin Mob H3
...

Where's my D?

Ben Franklin Mob H3
...

Ate Ball Cum Pocket

DC Road Whores
...

Tit Tack Smuggler

(DCRW)

Mursey Fuck

(PR3H4)

Me Shrub You Long Time

Ben Franklin Mob H3
Looooong time ;)

F5

(DCFMH3)

Burlington Ho Factory

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Deepthroat Corndog

White House H3
it's not illegal unles...

My Big Fat Greek Orgy

Charm City H3
...

Just Christie

(DCRW)

Bubba

(CTrH3)

Just Steven (CCH3)

Charm City H3
Best Dressed - 97 IS D...

Loved a Lubejob

(EH3)

RUNNING COMMENTARY

(WH4)

NaNaNaNaNaNa

Baltimore Annapolis Hash House Harriers
...

Please Step Away from the Whores

(WH4-DCRW)

Shart Tank

Tidewater H3
...

Around the World in 80 Lays

(CCH3)

Slappy Ending

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Cunterfeit Bills

Ben Franklin Mob H3
The tenderest legal te...

SeaBear Slayer

White House H3
...

KRASH Test Honey

Sembach Hash House Harriers
...

I Cum in the Land Down Under

Baltimore Annapolis Hash House Harriers
...

Cum Scene Investigator

Charm City H3
...

Bitches Get Stitches

(TriH3)

How Much Wood Could a Woodchuck Fuck

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Seriously 5-10

(CCH3)

S/Kooter Kunte

(DCRW)

Red Roper

White House H3
...

How I Met My Brother

(BAH3)

3West

(BAH3)

Uppercunt

Hangover Hash House Harriers
ride fast eat ass

Calendar Girl

Lost Boobs Hash House Harriers
...

Just Chris

(EWH3)

Read Between the Slime

(WH4-DCRW)

Magically Delicious

(MPLS_H3)

Augustus Lancelittle

White House H3
it itched

Jeremiah Was a Cumfrog

White House H3
Buh Na Na

Liar liar vagina on fire

(OTH4)

Oh Hey! Not Gay

White House H3
...

Sleeping Boozie

Hangover Hash House Harriers
...

Highway Whore

Jersey Devil Hash House Harriers
...

Unleash The Furrry

Baltimore Annapolis Hash House Harriers
...

Tumey McBoatFace

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
Kachow!

PantsaGONEya

Richmond H3
...

Dude That Guy

DC Road Whores
...

Ha-Cum-On My Tatas

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Vagina is for Lawyers

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Roose Rips

(WH4)

Pussy has Defects (Ph.D.)

(Everyday Is Wedne...)

Immoral Support

(Ewh3 )

Ass Cream Sundae

Baltimore Annapolis Hash House Harriers
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