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WH4 Campout 2025: The Nightmare Before Campout... 2025

07/25 03:00 PM to 07/27 10:00 AM

A WH4 Hash Campout

Cost: $160*

The planchette glides effortlessly upon the Ouija Board. What message could the other side have for a wanker like me? C....U….M. Cum? That seems a little personal. Cum where?

W….H….I….T….E….H….O….U….S….E….C….A….M….P….O….U….T

Ghouls, creatures, villains, and protagonists, we invite you to join us for our annual campout with a spooky twist. Celebrate all things Halloween by donning your favorite costumes, singing by the fire, and you may even witness some magic. Because campout starts on Friday, the 25th, and not the 13th, Jason agreed to chop up firewood instead of the campers. Drankenstein and Draftcula will keep you well hydrated all weekend with various alcoholic and non-alcoholic beverages. The creatures of the deep have even assured us safe passage during our Saturday river float. Looking forward to seeing you there—whoever you decide to come as…

Regos:
A rego pays for
Alcohol: Beer, cider, seltzer
Food: Dinner Friday through breakfast on Sunday
Quests: Five trails and river tubing
Fun: Musical entertainment, campfire, and games

WH4 Campout Committee will not be managing rego transfers or giving refunds. 21+ event. We will provide instructions later for what to do if you have a specific person you would like to transfer your rego to. We cannot guarantee that we will be able to personalize hab or accommodate dietary restrictions for late transfers.

If you are a Facebook user, search for the group 2025 WH4 Campout. This is a great location to chat with other campers and organizers.


The Nightmare before Campout...

a drinking vessel (all beverages will be served in Kegs or jugs), a vessel with a LID for the tubing portion (required), a tent and other sleeping supplies, sun screen, bug spray, toiletries (DON'T FORGET YOUR DEODORANT!!), bathing suit, towel, river shoes, prophylactics, swords, bows, arrows, and other sharps must be suitable for children under the age of 5 (avg. age of a halfmind), cash for the hab bazaar, costumes

Start Location Details

Golden Rock Campground

Start Location TBA

Schedule of Events

Public Event

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150 Hashers came

including:

My Big Fat Greek Orgy

Charm City H3
...

Magically Delicious

(MPLS_H3)

Buck-a-Fuffalo

(CTrH3)

La Leche Leak Sucker

Richmond H3
L3CHE

Special Red

White House H3
...

Rump Bumper

Tidewater H3
...

3West

(BAH3)

Close Encounters of the Turd Kind

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

I Cum in the Land Down Under

Baltimore Annapolis Hash House Harriers
...

Seriously 5-10

(CCH3)

Tit Tack Smuggler

(DCRW)

Dickoupage

Baltimore Annapolis Hash House Harriers
...

Ready Player None

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

5 Angry Inches

(SFH3)

Rough Putt Sex

(OTH4)

Hidden valley snatch

(OH3)

Lickity Splitz Down the Pole

Baltimore Annapolis Hash House Harriers
...

Silver Spooge

(EWH3)

Fifty shades of meh

(White House H3)

Prostate Rights

Scotch H3
...

One Girl Two Sheets

Over the Hump Hash House Harriers
...

Tiny Two Stroke

SMUTTyCrab
Love one another and o...

Schrödinger's Cock

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Wuhan Used Clam

Baltimore Annapolis Hash House Harriers
Neigh, motherfuckers

Pita

(DCH4)

Sloppenheimer

(EWH3)

Just Chris (NYCH3)

New York City Hash House Harriers
...

Lickthyologist

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

RunsWithBulls

White House H3
...

Cockó Bel Grãnde

DC Full mOOn Hash House Harriers
...

Where's my D?

Ben Franklin Mob H3
...

Incocknito Mode

Baltimore Annapolis Hash House Harriers
...

Vagina is for Lawyers

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Oh Hey! Not Gay

(WH4)

Avian Sisterhood

(BMH3)

A Phone Named Gerbil

Baltimore Annapolis Hash House Harriers
...

Kim Slong-ungh

White House H3
...

Ate Ball Cum Pocket

DC Road Whores
...

Ginger Snatch

(WH4)

Ponyboy

Baltimore Annapolis Hash House Harriers
...

You Can't Handle the Poop

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Chippen Failz

Friendly Toast H3
...

How Much Wood Could a Woodchuck Fuck

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Cum Scene Investigator

Charm City H3
...

Deepthroat Corndog

White House H3
it's not illegal unles...

Tramp-sub-stantiation

(DCH4)

No Strings Attached (NSA)

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
Got NSA?

Fuck Dem Kids

Tidewater H3
...

Tumey McBoatFace

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
Kachow!

3 Holer

DC Hash House Harriers
...

SeaBear Slayer

White House H3
...

Augustus Lancelittle

White House H3
it itched

Uppercunt

Hangover Hash House Harriers
ride fast eat ass

Tony Panda

(WH4)

Shit Out of Luck

Mount Vernon H3
...

Just Ben pt. 2

(EWH3)

Ha-Cum-On My Tatas

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Blonde Roots

(DCH4)

Calendar Girl

Lost Boobs Hash House Harriers
...

Tapes it up the ass like a man

Harrisburg-Hershey Hash House Harriers
...

RUNNING COMMENTARY

(WH4)

Will Squat for Beer

(MOTOWNH3)

Raspberry VJ

(BAH3)

Sexually Anxious Disease

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Manicotti Mouth

(OFH3)

Raider of the Lost Box

(WH4)

Whoop Areola

Okinawa H3
...

Brass to Mouth

(WH4)

Trains, Stains, and Automobiles (TSA)

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Skinny Dicken

(OTH4)

Sleeping Boozie

Hangover Hash House Harriers
...

Autism Speaks (for) Deities

(EWH3)

Just Ben

(EWH3)

Read Between the Slime

(WH4-DCRW)

Red Roper

White House H3
...

Amnesia Down There

(OTH3)

Cum Dog Millionaire

Ben Franklin Mob H3
...

Infidellatio

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
Hello hashing day! :)

Bipolar Bear

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
Just add vodka

Just Leah

(Everyday Is Wedne...)

Loved a Lubejob

(EH3)

Sphincter Grease

Ben Franklin Mob H3
On-On To Mayhem

Taking the D for a B

Baltimore Annapolis Hash House Harriers
...

Straight in the Navy

Hangover Hash House Harriers
...

Just Brittany

(none)

Jeremiah Was a Cumfrog

White House H3
Buh Na Na

Havana Lewinsky

(EWH3)

Just MelB

(BFMH3)

Bambi's Bitch

Baltimore Annapolis Hash House Harriers
...

PantsaGONEya

Richmond H3
...

Pussy has Defects (Ph.D.)

(Everyday Is Wedne...)

Just Christie

(DCRW)

Kibbles ‘n Vomit

Tidewater H3
...

These Are The Tits You’re Looking For

(EWH3)

Ass Cream Sundae

Baltimore Annapolis Hash House Harriers
...

Burlington Ho Factory

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Highway Whore

Jersey Devil Hash House Harriers
...

Knocked Up

WH4
2006 Aloha H3 hareball...

Dude That Guy

DC Road Whores
...

Lorena Hobbit

White House H3
...

Shitty Orgy Daycare

Tidewater H3
...

Lawyers Share Dildos

(EWH3)

S/Kooter Kunte

(DCRW)

Unleash The Furrry

Baltimore Annapolis Hash House Harriers
...

Tits of Steel

Ben Franklin Mob H3
...

Tragic

(DCRW)

F5

(DCFMH3)

Bubba

(CTrH3)

Daddy's Dick

White House H3
...

Just Jess 2

(EWH3)

Cunterfeit Bills

Ben Franklin Mob H3
The tenderest tender

Me Shrub You Long Time

Ben Franklin Mob H3
HEAD?! Who said HEAD??

Doctors Without Boundaries

Tidewater H3
27% more fun!

Slimy Limey

White House H3
...

Roose Rips

(WH4)

Bitches Get Stitches

(TriH3)

Spunk Monkey

Hockessin H3
...

Shamrock Your Cock

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Just Troy

(SembachH3)

dwarfus interruptus

White House H3
I Moo At Cows

Screaming Pussy

(EWH3)

GUI Decimal System

(CCH3)

Dyke Tyson

WH4-DCRW
...

Just David

(BAH3)

KRASH Test Honey

Sembach Hash House Harriers
...

Scuba Deuce

SMUTTy Crab Hash House Harriers
Spandex Afficionado

I Kock A Lot

Baltimore Annapolis Hash House Harriers
...

Around the World in 80 Lays

(CCH3)

Ernest Whoringway

Baltimore Annapolis Hash House Harriers
...

How I Met My Brother

(BAH3)

Shart Tank

Tidewater H3
...

Foot & Mouth

(MVH3)

American Half Ass

(MVH3)

duckjob

(WH4)

Liar liar vagina on fire

(OTH4)

DILTDO Dragons

(BFMH3)

Just Cam

(EWH3)

Catalina Piss Mixer

Ben Franklin Mob H3
...

Suck, Squeeze, Bang, Blow

(EWH3)

Immoral Support

(Ewh3 )

Slappy Ending

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Phoof there it is

Reading Hash House Harriers
...

Parental Cum-Scent

Charm City H3
...

Poly Pocket

Ben Franklin Mob H3
Crafty.