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WH4 Campout 2025: The Nightmare Before Campout... 2025

07/25 03:00 PM to 07/27 10:00 AM

A WH4 Hash Campout

Cost: $160*

The planchette glides effortlessly upon the Ouija Board. What message could the other side have for a wanker like me? C....U….M. Cum? That seems a little personal. Cum where?

W….H….I….T….E….H….O….U….S….E….C….A….M….P….O….U….T

Ghouls, creatures, villains, and protagonists, we invite you to join us for our annual campout with a spooky twist. Celebrate all things Halloween by donning your favorite costumes, singing by the fire, and you may even witness some magic. Because campout starts on Friday, the 25th, and not the 13th, Jason agreed to chop up firewood instead of the campers. Drankenstein and Draftcula will keep you well hydrated all weekend with various alcoholic and non-alcoholic beverages. The creatures of the deep have even assured us safe passage during our Saturday river float. Looking forward to seeing you there—whoever you decide to come as…

Regos:
A rego pays for
Alcohol: Beer, cider, seltzer
Food: Dinner Friday through breakfast on Sunday
Quests: Five trails and river tubing
Fun: Musical entertainment, campfire, and games

WH4 Campout Committee will not be managing rego transfers or giving refunds. 21+ event. We will provide instructions later for what to do if you have a specific person you would like to transfer your rego to. We cannot guarantee that we will be able to personalize hab or accommodate dietary restrictions for late transfers.

If you are a Facebook user, search for the group 2025 WH4 Campout. This is a great location to chat with other campers and organizers.


The Nightmare before Campout...

a drinking vessel (all beverages will be served in Kegs or jugs), a vessel with a LID for the tubing portion (required), a tent and other sleeping supplies, sun screen, bug spray, toiletries (DON'T FORGET YOUR DEODORANT!!), bathing suit, towel, river shoes, prophylactics, swords, bows, arrows, and other sharps must be suitable for children under the age of 5 (avg. age of a halfmind), cash for the hab bazaar, costumes

Start Location Details

Golden Rock Campground

Start Location TBA

Schedule of Events

Public Event

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150 Hashers came

including:

No Strings Attached (NSA)

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
Got NSA?

Ha-Cum-On My Tatas

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Sleeping Boozie

Hangover Hash House Harriers
...

Uppercunt

Hangover Hash House Harriers
ride fast eat ass

Havana Lewinsky

(EWH3)

One Girl Two Sheets

Over the Hump Hash House Harriers
...

Have You Blown My Stapler?

White House H3
There’s always a 1st time

Ginger Snatch

(WH4)

Deepthroat Corndog

White House H3
it's not illegal unles...

duckjob

(WH4)

Just Cam

(EWH3)

I Kock A Lot

Baltimore Annapolis Hash House Harriers
...

La Leche Leak Sucker

Richmond H3
L3CHE

Just Christie

(DCRW)

Cum Dog Millionaire

Ben Franklin Mob H3
...

Tapes it up the ass like a man

Harrisburg-Hershey Hash House Harriers
...

Infidellatio

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
Hello hashing day! :)

Trains, Stains, and Automobiles (TSA)

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Ponyboy

Baltimore Annapolis Hash House Harriers
...

Rump Bumper

Tidewater H3
...

Bambi's Bitch

Baltimore Annapolis Hash House Harriers
...

Poly Pocket

Ben Franklin Mob H3
Crafty.

Screaming Pussy

(EWH3)

Hidden valley snatch

(OH3)

dwarfus interruptus

White House H3
I Moo At Cows

Magically Delicious

(MPLS_H3)

Whoop Areola

Okinawa H3
...

RunsWithBulls

White House H3
...

Pussy has Defects (Ph.D.)

(Everyday Is Wedne...)

Dude That Guy

DC Road Whores
...

Ate Ball Cum Pocket

DC Road Whores
...

I Cum in the Land Down Under

Baltimore Annapolis Hash House Harriers
...

Slappy Ending

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Tits of Steel

Ben Franklin Mob H3
...

Rough Putt Sex

(OTH4)

Immoral Support

(Ewh3 )

KRASH Test Honey

Sembach Hash House Harriers
...

Read Between the Slime

(WH4-DCRW)

Jeremiah Was a Cumfrog

White House H3
Buh Na Na

Lorena Hobbit

White House H3
Here for a good time, ...

Me Shrub You Long Time

Ben Franklin Mob H3
HEAD?! Who said HEAD??

Kibbles ‘n Vomit

Tidewater H3
...

Augustus Lancelittle

White House H3
it itched

Avian Sisterhood

(BMH3)

5 Angry Inches

(SFH3)

Silver Spooge

(EWH3)

How I Met My Brother

(BAH3)

PantsaGONEya

Richmond H3
...

Taking the D for a B

Baltimore Annapolis Hash House Harriers
...

Raspberry VJ

(BAH3)

Incocknito Mode

Baltimore Annapolis Hash House Harriers
...

Shart Tank

Tidewater H3
...

My Big Fat Greek Orgy

Charm City H3
...

Raider of the Lost Box

(WH4)

Fuck Dem Kids

Tidewater H3
...

Skinny Dicken

(OTH4)

You Can't Handle the Poop

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

DILTDO Dragons

(BFMH3)

Tit Tack Smuggler

(DCRW)

SeaBear Slayer

White House H3
...

S/Kooter Kunte

(DCRW)

Ass Cream Sundae

Baltimore Annapolis Hash House Harriers
...

Daddy's Dick

White House H3
...

Seriously 5-10

(CCH3)

Just David

(BAH3)

Catalina Piss Mixer

Ben Franklin Mob H3
...

Will Squat for Beer

(MOTOWNH3)

Straight in the Navy

Hangover Hash House Harriers
...

Cum Scene Investigator

Charm City H3
...

Unleash The Furrry

Baltimore Annapolis Hash House Harriers
...

Oh Hey! Not Gay

(WH4)

Tragic

(DCRW)

Cunterfeit Bills

Ben Franklin Mob H3
The tenderest tender

Cockó Bel Grãnde

DC Full mOOn Hash House Harriers
...

RUNNING COMMENTARY

(WH4)

Shitty Orgy Daycare

Tidewater H3
...

Sexually Anxious Disease

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Manicotti Mouth

(OFH3)

Schrödinger's Cock

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Buck-a-Fuffalo

(CTrH3)

Special Red

White House H3
...

Ready Player None

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Spunk Monkey

Hockessin H3
...

Autism Speaks (for) Deities

(EWH3)

Sphincter Grease

Ben Franklin Mob H3
On-On To Mayhem

Slimy Limey

White House H3
...

Doctors Without Boundaries

Tidewater H3
27% more fun!

Just Jess 2

(EWH3)

Shamrock Your Cock

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

GUI Decimal System

(CCH3)

Calendar Girl

Lost Boobs Hash House Harriers
...

Tony Panda

(WH4)

Foot & Mouth

(MVH3)

Chippen Failz

Friendly Toast H3
...

Amnesia Down There

(OTH3)

Kim Slong-ungh

White House H3
...

Scuba Deuce

SMUTTy Crab Hash House Harriers
Spandex Afficionado

A Phone Named Gerbil

Baltimore Annapolis Hash House Harriers
...

Close Encounters of the Turd Kind

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Just Brittany

(none)

F5

(DCFMH3)

Liar liar vagina on fire

(OTH4)

Vagina is for Lawyers

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Around the World in 80 Lays

(CCH3)

Sloppenheimer

(EWH3)

Suck, Squeeze, Bang, Blow

(EWH3)

Parental Cum-Scent

Charm City H3
...

Ernest Whoringway

Baltimore Annapolis Hash House Harriers
...

Fifty shades of meh

(White House H3)

Loved a Lubejob

(EH3)

Roose Rips

(WH4)

Highway Whore

Jersey Devil Hash House Harriers
...

Wuhan Used Clam

Baltimore Annapolis Hash House Harriers
Neigh, motherfuckers

Lickthyologist

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Dickoupage

Baltimore Annapolis Hash House Harriers
...

Bubba

(CTrH3)

Bitches Get Stitches

(TriH3)

Phoof there it is

Reading Hash House Harriers
...

Prostate Rights

Scotch H3
...

Knocked Up

WH4
2006 Aloha H3 hareball...

Shit Out of Luck

Mount Vernon H3
...

Burlington Ho Factory

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

How Much Wood Could a Woodchuck Fuck

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Brass to Mouth

(WH4)

Tramp-sub-stantiation

(DCH4)

Bipolar Bear

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
Just add vodka

Just Chris (NYCH3)

New York City Hash House Harriers
...

3West

(BAH3)

Just Leah

(Everyday Is Wedne...)

Red Roper

White House H3
...

Tumey McBoatFace

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
Kachow!

Lickity Splitz Down the Pole

Baltimore Annapolis Hash House Harriers
...

Just Ben pt. 2

(EWH3)

Just Troy

(SembachH3)

Tiny Two Stroke

SMUTTyCrab
Love one another and o...

Where's my D?

Ben Franklin Mob H3
...

3 Holer

DC Hash House Harriers
...

American Half Ass

(MVH3)

Lawyers Share Dildos

(EWH3)

Dyke Tyson

WH4-DCRW
...

These Are The Tits You’re Looking For

(EWH3)

Just MelB

(BFMH3)

Blonde Roots

(DCH4)

Just Ben

(EWH3)

Pita

(DCH4)