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WH4 Campout 2025: The Nightmare Before Campout... 2025

07/25 03:00 PM to 07/27 10:00 AM

A WH4 Hash Campout

Cost: $160*

The planchette glides effortlessly upon the Ouija Board. What message could the other side have for a wanker like me? C....U….M. Cum? That seems a little personal. Cum where?

W….H….I….T….E….H….O….U….S….E….C….A….M….P….O….U….T

Ghouls, creatures, villains, and protagonists, we invite you to join us for our annual campout with a spooky twist. Celebrate all things Halloween by donning your favorite costumes, singing by the fire, and you may even witness some magic. Because campout starts on Friday, the 25th, and not the 13th, Jason agreed to chop up firewood instead of the campers. Drankenstein and Draftcula will keep you well hydrated all weekend with various alcoholic and non-alcoholic beverages. The creatures of the deep have even assured us safe passage during our Saturday river float. Looking forward to seeing you there—whoever you decide to come as…

Regos:
A rego pays for
Alcohol: Beer, cider, seltzer
Food: Dinner Friday through breakfast on Sunday
Quests: Five trails and river tubing
Fun: Musical entertainment, campfire, and games

WH4 Campout Committee will not be managing rego transfers or giving refunds. 21+ event. We will provide instructions later for what to do if you have a specific person you would like to transfer your rego to. We cannot guarantee that we will be able to personalize hab or accommodate dietary restrictions for late transfers.

If you are a Facebook user, search for the group 2025 WH4 Campout. This is a great location to chat with other campers and organizers.


The Nightmare before Campout...

a drinking vessel (all beverages will be served in Kegs or jugs), a vessel with a LID for the tubing portion (required), a tent and other sleeping supplies, sun screen, bug spray, toiletries (DON'T FORGET YOUR DEODORANT!!), bathing suit, towel, river shoes, prophylactics, swords, bows, arrows, and other sharps must be suitable for children under the age of 5 (avg. age of a halfmind), cash for the hab bazaar, costumes

Start Location Details

Golden Rock Campground

Start Location TBA

Schedule of Events

Public Event

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150 Hashers came

including:

Just Ben

(EWH3)

Cunterfeit Bills

Ben Franklin Mob H3
The tenderest tender

PantsaGONEya

Richmond H3
...

Ginger Snatch

(WH4)

Just Brittany

(none)

Tit Tack Smuggler

(DCRW)

DILTDO Dragons

(BFMH3)

Slimy Limey

White House H3
...

Knocked Up

WH4
2006 Aloha H3 hareball...

Amnesia Down There

(OTH3)

La Leche Leak Sucker

Richmond H3
L3CHE

Tragic

(DCRW)

Uppercunt♀️

Hangover Hash House Harriers
ride fast eat ass

Just MelB

(BFMH3)

Bambi's Bitch

Baltimore Annapolis Hash House Harriers
...

Jeremiah Was a Cumfrog

White House H3
Buh Na Na

S/Kooter Kunte

(DCRW)

Lorena Hobbit

White House H3
Here for a good time, ...

Have You Blown My Stapler?

White House H3
There’s always a 1st time

Infidellatio

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
Hello hashing day! :)

Deepthroat Corndog

White House H3
it's not illegal unles...

Ha-Cum-On My Tatas

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

duckjob

(WH4)

Poly Pocket

Ben Franklin Mob H3
Crafty.

Ate Ball Cum Pocket

DC Road Whores
...

Loved a Lubejob

(EH3)

Burlington Ho Factory

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Lickity Splitz Down the Pole

Baltimore Annapolis Hash House Harriers
...

Liar liar vagina on fire

(OTH4)

Dickoupage

Baltimore Annapolis Hash House Harriers
...

Dyke Tyson

WH4-DCRW
...

Ass Cream Sundae

Baltimore Annapolis Hash House Harriers
...

Sphincter Grease

Ben Franklin Mob H3
On-On To Mayhem

Shitty Orgy Daycare

Tidewater H3
...

Sloppenheimer

(EWH3)

Tiny Two Stroke

SMUTTyCrab
Love one another and o...

Silver Spooge

(EWH3)

Fuck Dem Kids

Tidewater H3
...

Cockó Bel Grãnde

DC Full mOOn Hash House Harriers
...

Just Leah

(Everyday Is Wedne...)

No Strings Attached (NSA)

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
Got NSA?

Cum Scene Investigator

Charm City H3
...

Pussy has Defects (Ph.D.)

(Everyday Is Wedne...)

Vagina is for Lawyers

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Taking the D for a B

Baltimore Annapolis Hash House Harriers
...

Cum Dog Millionaire

Ben Franklin Mob H3
...

GUI Decimal System

(CCH3)

Tits of Steel

Ben Franklin Mob H3
...

Suck, Squeeze, Bang, Blow

(EWH3)

Calendar Girl

Lost Boobs Hash House Harriers
...

Lawyers Share Dildos

(EWH3)

A Phone Named Gerbil

Baltimore Annapolis Hash House Harriers
...

Wuhan Used Clam

Baltimore Annapolis Hash House Harriers
Neigh, motherfuckers

I Kock A Lot

Baltimore Annapolis Hash House Harriers
...

Magically Delicious

(MPLS_H3)

Rough Putt Sex

(OTH4)

My Big Fat Greek Orgy

Charm City H3
...

Fifty shades of meh

(White House H3)

Special Red

White House H3
...

Raider of the Lost Box

(WH4)

Hidden valley snatch

(OH3)

dwarfus interruptus

White House H3
I Moo At Cows

Tony Panda

(WH4)

KRASH Test Honey

Sembach Hash House Harriers
...

Just Jess 2

(EWH3)

Sleeping Boozie

Hangover Hash House Harriers
...

Whoop Areola

Okinawa H3
...

Tumey McBoatFace

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
Kachow!

Catalina Piss Mixer

Ben Franklin Mob H3
...

Slappy Ending

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Immoral Support

(Ewh3 )

Augustus Lancelittle

White House H3
it itched

Roose Rips

(WH4)

Dude That Guy

DC Road Whores
...

Sexually Anxious Disease

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Daddy's Dick

White House H3
...

Chippen Failz

Friendly Toast H3
...

Kim Slong-ungh

White House H3
...

Unleash The Furrry

Baltimore Annapolis Hash House Harriers
...

Where's my D?

Ben Franklin Mob H3
...

Avian Sisterhood

(BMH3)

RunsWithBulls

White House H3
...

Schrödinger's Cock

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Buck-a-Fuffalo

(CTrH3)

One Girl Two Sheets

Over the Hump Hash House Harriers
...

Doctors Without Boundaries

Tidewater H3
27% more fun!

Just Christie

(DCRW)

F5

(DCFMH3)

Just Troy

(SembachH3)

Foot & Mouth

(MVH3)

Ready Player None

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Havana Lewinsky

(EWH3)

Oh Hey! Not Gay

(WH4)

Will Squat for Beer

(MOTOWNH3)

Prostate Rights

Scotch H3
...

Tramp-sub-stantiation

(DCH4)

How I Met My Brother

(BAH3)

Straight in the Navy

Hangover Hash House Harriers
...

How Much Wood Could a Woodchuck Fuck

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

3 Holer

DC Hash House Harriers
...

Manicotti Mouth

(OFH3)

Read Between the Slime

(WH4-DCRW)

RUNNING COMMENTARY

(WH4)

Parental Cum-Scent

Charm City H3
...

Kibbles ‘n Vomit

Tidewater H3
...

Shit Out of Luck

Mount Vernon H3
...

Blonde Roots

(DCH4)

Pita

(DCH4)

Ponyboy

Baltimore Annapolis Hash House Harriers
...

3West

(BAH3)

Red Roper

White House H3
...

Around the World in 80 Lays

(CCH3)

Scuba Deuce

SMUTTy Crab Hash House Harriers
Spandex Afficionado

I Cum in the Land Down Under

Baltimore Annapolis Hash House Harriers
...

Shamrock Your Cock

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Highway Whore

Jersey Devil Hash House Harriers
...

Ernest Whoringway

Baltimore Annapolis Hash House Harriers
...

Rump Bumper

Tidewater H3
...

Just Chris (NYCH3)

New York City Hash House Harriers
...

5 Angry Inches

(SFH3)

Shart Tank

Tidewater H3
...

American Half Ass

(MVH3)

Tapes it up the ass like a man

Harrisburg-Hershey Hash House Harriers
...

Close Encounters of the Turd Kind

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Just Cam

(EWH3)

Just David

(BAH3)

Lickthyologist

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Phoof there it is

Reading Hash House Harriers
...

Bipolar Bear

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
Just add vodka

SeaBear Slayer

White House H3
...

Just Ben pt. 2

(EWH3)

Brass to Mouth

(WH4)

Bubba

(CTrH3)

Autism Speaks (for) Deities

(EWH3)

Raspberry VJ

(BAH3)

These Are The Tits You’re Looking For

(EWH3)

Seriously 5-10

(CCH3)

Spunk Monkey

Hockessin H3
...

You Can't Handle the Poop

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Skinny Dicken

(OTH4)

Screaming Pussy

(EWH3)

Bitches Get Stitches

(TriH3)

Incocknito Mode

Baltimore Annapolis Hash House Harriers
...

Me Shrub You Long Time

Ben Franklin Mob H3
HEAD?! Who said HEAD??

Trains, Stains, and Automobiles (TSA)

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...