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WH4 Campout 2025: The Nightmare Before Campout... 2025

07/25 03:00 PM to 07/27 10:00 AM

A WH4 Hash Campout

Cost: $160*

The planchette glides effortlessly upon the Ouija Board. What message could the other side have for a wanker like me? C....U….M. Cum? That seems a little personal. Cum where?

W….H….I….T….E….H….O….U….S….E….C….A….M….P….O….U….T

Ghouls, creatures, villains, and protagonists, we invite you to join us for our annual campout with a spooky twist. Celebrate all things Halloween by donning your favorite costumes, singing by the fire, and you may even witness some magic. Because campout starts on Friday, the 25th, and not the 13th, Jason agreed to chop up firewood instead of the campers. Drankenstein and Draftcula will keep you well hydrated all weekend with various alcoholic and non-alcoholic beverages. The creatures of the deep have even assured us safe passage during our Saturday river float. Looking forward to seeing you there—whoever you decide to come as…

Regos:
A rego pays for
Alcohol: Beer, cider, seltzer
Food: Dinner Friday through breakfast on Sunday
Quests: Five trails and river tubing
Fun: Musical entertainment, campfire, and games

WH4 Campout Committee will not be managing rego transfers or giving refunds. 21+ event. We will provide instructions later for what to do if you have a specific person you would like to transfer your rego to. We cannot guarantee that we will be able to personalize hab or accommodate dietary restrictions for late transfers.

If you are a Facebook user, search for the group 2025 WH4 Campout. This is a great location to chat with other campers and organizers.


The Nightmare before Campout...

a drinking vessel (all beverages will be served in Kegs or jugs), a vessel with a LID for the tubing portion (required), a tent and other sleeping supplies, sun screen, bug spray, toiletries (DON'T FORGET YOUR DEODORANT!!), bathing suit, towel, river shoes, prophylactics, swords, bows, arrows, and other sharps must be suitable for children under the age of 5 (avg. age of a halfmind), cash for the hab bazaar, costumes

Start Location Details

Golden Rock Campground

Start Location TBA

Schedule of Events

Public Event

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150 Hashers came

including:

Cunterfeit Bills

Ben Franklin Mob H3
The tenderest tender

duckjob

(WH4)

Seriously 5-10

(CCH3)

Cum Dog Millionaire

Ben Franklin Mob H3
...

Screaming Pussy

(EWH3)

Ernest Whoringway

Baltimore Annapolis Hash House Harriers
...

Immoral Support

(Ewh3 )

Bubba

(CTrH3)

Just MelB

(BFMH3)

Liar liar vagina on fire

(OTH4)

Spunk Monkey

Hockessin H3
...

Deepthroat Corndog

White House H3
it's not illegal unles...

Avian Sisterhood

(BMH3)

Just Cam

(EWH3)

Raider of the Lost Box

(WH4)

Bambi's Bitch

Baltimore Annapolis Hash House Harriers
...

Cockó Bel Grãnde

DC Full mOOn Hash House Harriers
...

Ponyboy

Baltimore Annapolis Hash House Harriers
...

Me Shrub You Long Time

Ben Franklin Mob H3
HEAD?! Who said HEAD??

Tits of Steel

Ben Franklin Mob H3
...

SeaBear Slayer

White House H3
...

Doctors Without Boundaries

Tidewater H3
27% more fun!

Buck-a-Fuffalo

(CTrH3)

Magically Delicious

(MPLS_H3)

KRASH Test Honey

Sembach Hash House Harriers
...

Dude That Guy

DC Road Whores
...

No Strings Attached (NSA)

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
Got NSA?

Bitches Get Stitches

(TriH3)

Pita

(DCH4)

Shit Out of Luck

Mount Vernon H3
...

Catalina Piss Mixer

Ben Franklin Mob H3
...

How Much Wood Could a Woodchuck Fuck

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Just Brittany

(none)

Sexually Anxious Disease

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

dwarfus interruptus

White House H3
I Moo At Cows

Vagina is for Lawyers

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

3West

(BAH3)

Fuck Dem Kids

Tidewater H3
...

Phoof there it is

Reading Hash House Harriers
...

Oh Hey! Not Gay

(WH4)

Shart Tank

Tidewater H3
...

Skinny Dicken

(OTH4)

Jeremiah Was a Cumfrog

White House H3
Buh Na Na

5 Angry Inches

(SFH3)

Ginger Snatch

(WH4)

Lawyers Share Dildos

(EWH3)

Daddy's Dick

White House H3
...

Just Jess 2

(EWH3)

Dickoupage

Baltimore Annapolis Hash House Harriers
...

Sphincter Grease

Ben Franklin Mob H3
On-On To Mayhem

Burlington Ho Factory

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

My Big Fat Greek Orgy

Charm City H3
...

Read Between the Slime

(WH4-DCRW)

Just Ben

(EWH3)

Ass Cream Sundae

Baltimore Annapolis Hash House Harriers
...

Ready Player None

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

One Girl Two Sheets

Over the Hump Hash House Harriers
...

Manicotti Mouth

(OFH3)

Blonde Roots

(DCH4)

F5

(DCFMH3)

American Half Ass

(MVH3)

Tit Tack Smuggler

(DCRW)

Havana Lewinsky

(EWH3)

Special Red

White House H3
...

Have You Blown My Stapler?

White House H3
There’s always a 1st time

Loved a Lubejob

(EH3)

Just Chris (NYCH3)

New York City Hash House Harriers
...

These Are The Tits You’re Looking For

(EWH3)

Just Christie

(DCRW)

A Phone Named Gerbil

Baltimore Annapolis Hash House Harriers
...

Infidellatio

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
Hello hashing day! :)

Incocknito Mode

Baltimore Annapolis Hash House Harriers
...

Where's my D?

Ben Franklin Mob H3
...

Brass to Mouth

(WH4)

Silver Spooge

(EWH3)

Tramp-sub-stantiation

(DCH4)

Raspberry VJ

(BAH3)

Rough Putt Sex

(OTH4)

Amnesia Down There

(OTH3)

Pussy has Defects (Ph.D.)

(Everyday Is Wedne...)

Will Squat for Beer

(MOTOWNH3)

Augustus Lancelittle

White House H3
it itched

Scuba Deuce

SMUTTy Crab Hash House Harriers
Spandex Afficionado

Sleeping Boozie

Hangover Hash House Harriers
...

How I Met My Brother

(BAH3)

Cum Scene Investigator

Charm City H3
...

Slimy Limey

White House H3
...

Autism Speaks (for) Deities

(EWH3)

Chippen Failz

Friendly Toast H3
...

Whoop Areola

Okinawa H3
...

RUNNING COMMENTARY

(WH4)

Knocked Up

WH4
2006 Aloha H3 hareball...

3 Holer

DC Hash House Harriers
...

Kim Slong-ungh

White House H3
...

Parental Cum-Scent

Charm City H3
...

Tumey McBoatFace

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
Kachow!

Schrödinger's Cock

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

S/Kooter Kunte

(DCRW)

Shamrock Your Cock

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

I Cum in the Land Down Under

Baltimore Annapolis Hash House Harriers
...

Highway Whore

Jersey Devil Hash House Harriers
...

Fifty shades of meh

(White House H3)

Just Troy

(SembachH3)

Ate Ball Cum Pocket

DC Road Whores
...

Prostate Rights

Scotch H3
...

Unleash The Furrry

Baltimore Annapolis Hash House Harriers
...

Tony Panda

(WH4)

Calendar Girl

Lost Boobs Hash House Harriers
...

Trains, Stains, and Automobiles (TSA)

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Poly Pocket

Ben Franklin Mob H3
Crafty.

Kibbles ‘n Vomit

Tidewater H3
...

Sloppenheimer

(EWH3)

DILTDO Dragons

(BFMH3)

You Can't Handle the Poop

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Lickity Splitz Down the Pole

Baltimore Annapolis Hash House Harriers
...

Tragic

(DCRW)

GUI Decimal System

(CCH3)

Lorena Hobbit

White House H3
Here for a good time, ...

La Leche Leak Sucker

Richmond H3
L3CHE

Close Encounters of the Turd Kind

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Suck, Squeeze, Bang, Blow

(EWH3)

Uppercunt♀️

Hangover Hash House Harriers
ride fast eat ass

Slappy Ending

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Roose Rips

(WH4)

Tapes it up the ass like a man

Harrisburg-Hershey Hash House Harriers
...

Around the World in 80 Lays

(CCH3)

RunsWithBulls

White House H3
...

Shitty Orgy Daycare

Tidewater H3
...

I Kock A Lot

Baltimore Annapolis Hash House Harriers
...

Rump Bumper

Tidewater H3
...

Ha-Cum-On My Tatas

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Lickthyologist

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Just David

(BAH3)

Wuhan Used Clam

Baltimore Annapolis Hash House Harriers
Neigh, motherfuckers

Just Leah

(Everyday Is Wedne...)

Just Ben pt. 2

(EWH3)

Red Roper

White House H3
...

Dyke Tyson

WH4-DCRW
...

Tiny Two Stroke

SMUTTyCrab
Love one another and o...

Taking the D for a B

Baltimore Annapolis Hash House Harriers
...

PantsaGONEya

Richmond H3
...

Foot & Mouth

(MVH3)

Hidden valley snatch

(OH3)

Straight in the Navy

Hangover Hash House Harriers
...

Bipolar Bear

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
Just add vodka