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WH4 Campout 2025: The Nightmare Before Campout... 2025

07/25 03:00 PM to 07/27 10:00 AM

A WH4 Hash Campout

Cost: $160*

The planchette glides effortlessly upon the Ouija Board. What message could the other side have for a wanker like me? C....U….M. Cum? That seems a little personal. Cum where?

W….H….I….T….E….H….O….U….S….E….C….A….M….P….O….U….T

Ghouls, creatures, villains, and protagonists, we invite you to join us for our annual campout with a spooky twist. Celebrate all things Halloween by donning your favorite costumes, singing by the fire, and you may even witness some magic. Because campout starts on Friday, the 25th, and not the 13th, Jason agreed to chop up firewood instead of the campers. Drankenstein and Draftcula will keep you well hydrated all weekend with various alcoholic and non-alcoholic beverages. The creatures of the deep have even assured us safe passage during our Saturday river float. Looking forward to seeing you there—whoever you decide to come as…

Regos:
A rego pays for
Alcohol: Beer, cider, seltzer
Food: Dinner Friday through breakfast on Sunday
Quests: Five trails and river tubing
Fun: Musical entertainment, campfire, and games

WH4 Campout Committee will not be managing rego transfers or giving refunds. 21+ event. We will provide instructions later for what to do if you have a specific person you would like to transfer your rego to. We cannot guarantee that we will be able to personalize hab or accommodate dietary restrictions for late transfers.

If you are a Facebook user, search for the group 2025 WH4 Campout. This is a great location to chat with other campers and organizers.


The Nightmare before Campout...

a drinking vessel (all beverages will be served in Kegs or jugs), a vessel with a LID for the tubing portion (required), a tent and other sleeping supplies, sun screen, bug spray, toiletries (DON'T FORGET YOUR DEODORANT!!), bathing suit, towel, river shoes, prophylactics, swords, bows, arrows, and other sharps must be suitable for children under the age of 5 (avg. age of a halfmind), cash for the hab bazaar, costumes

Start Location Details

Golden Rock Campground

Start Location TBA

Schedule of Events

Public Event

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150 Hashers came

including:

Will Squat for Beer

(MOTOWNH3)

Ha-Cum-On My Tatas

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Just Troy

(SembachH3)

I Kock A Lot

Baltimore Annapolis Hash House Harriers
...

Raspberry VJ

(BAH3)

Havana Lewinsky

(EWH3)

Tapes it up the ass like a man

Harrisburg-Hershey Hash House Harriers
...

Immoral Support

(Ewh3 )

Roose Rips

(WH4)

Sleeping Boozie

Hangover Hash House Harriers
...

American Half Ass

(MVH3)

5 Angry Inches

(SFH3)

Just Ben pt. 2

(EWH3)

Avian Sisterhood

(BMH3)

Tiny Two Stroke

SMUTTyCrab
Love one another and o...

Tramp-sub-stantiation

(DCH4)

Bipolar Bear

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
Just add vodka

Just Ben

(EWH3)

Parental Cum-Scent

Charm City H3
Best Dressed - 97 IS D...

Dyke Tyson

WH4-DCRW
...

3West

(BAH3)

Jeremiah Was a Cumfrog

White House H3
Buh Na Na

SeaBear Slayer

White House H3
...

Augustus Lancelittle

White House H3
it itched

Cunterfeit Bills

Ben Franklin Mob H3
The tenderest tender

Fifty shades of meh

(White House H3)

Cum Scene Investigator

Charm City H3
...

Trains, Stains, and Automobiles (TSA)

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

3 Holer

DC Hash House Harriers
...

Foot & Mouth

(MVH3)

Blonde Roots

(DCH4)

Burlington Ho Factory

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Chippen Failz

Friendly Toast H3
...

Loved a Lubejob

(EH3)

Cum Dog Millionaire

Ben Franklin Mob H3
...

Manicotti Mouth

(OFH3)

PantsaGONEya

Richmond H3
...

Ready Player None

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Pussy has Defects (Ph.D.)

(Everyday Is Wedne...)

No Strings Attached (NSA)

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
Got NSA?

Incocknito Mode

Baltimore Annapolis Hash House Harriers
...

Kim Slong-ungh

White House H3
...

Slimy Limey

White House H3
...

RUNNING COMMENTARY

(WH4)

Screaming Pussy

(EWH3)

Catalina Piss Mixer

Ben Franklin Mob H3
...

How Much Wood Could a Woodchuck Fuck

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Where's my D?

Ben Franklin Mob H3
...

My Big Fat Greek Orgy

Charm City H3
...

Buck-a-Fuffalo

(CTrH3)

KRASH Test Honey

Sembach Hash House Harriers
...

Just MelB

(BFMH3)

S/Kooter Kunte

(DCRW)

Shitty Orgy Daycare

Tidewater H3
...

La Leche Leak Sucker

Richmond H3
L3CHE

Phoof there it is

Reading Hash House Harriers
...

Prostate Rights

Scotch H3
...

Ginger Snatch

(WH4)

Just Brittany

(none)

Liar liar vagina on fire

(OTH4)

dwarfus interruptus

White House H3
I Moo At Cows

Skinny Dicken

(OTH4)

Lawyers Share Dildos

(EWH3)

Ponyboy

Baltimore Annapolis Hash House Harriers
...

Just Cam

(EWH3)

Just Leah

(Everyday Is Wedne...)

Seriously 5-10

(CCH3)

Knocked Up

WH4
2006 Aloha H3 hareball...

Tragic

(DCRW)

Bambi's Bitch

Baltimore Annapolis Hash House Harriers
...

duckjob

(WH4)

Daddy's Dick

White House H3
...

Bitches Get Stitches

(TriH3)

Red Roper

White House H3
...

Rump Bumper

Tidewater H3
...

Raider of the Lost Box

(WH4)

Lorena Hobbit

White House H3
...

Sexually Anxious Disease

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Shit Out of Luck

Mount Vernon H3
...

Just Chris (NYCH3)

New York City Hash House Harriers
...

Scuba Deuce

SMUTTy Crab Hash House Harriers
Spandex Afficionado

These Are The Tits You’re Looking For

(EWH3)

Cockó Bel Grãnde

DC Full mOOn Hash House Harriers
...

Calendar Girl

Lost Boobs Hash House Harriers
...

RunsWithBulls

White House H3
...

Bubba

(CTrH3)

Special Red

White House H3
...

Wuhan Used Clam

Baltimore Annapolis Hash House Harriers
Neigh, motherfuckers

Ernest Whoringway

Baltimore Annapolis Hash House Harriers
...

Taking the D for a B

Baltimore Annapolis Hash House Harriers
...

Me Shrub You Long Time

Ben Franklin Mob H3
HEAD?! Who said HEAD??

Pita

(DCH4)

Just Jess 2

(EWH3)

Rough Putt Sex

(OTH4)

Deepthroat Corndog

White House H3
it's not illegal unles...

Tony Panda

(WH4)

Brass to Mouth

(WH4)

Ate Ball Cum Pocket

DC Road Whores
...

Poly Pocket

Ben Franklin Mob H3
Crafty.

Suck, Squeeze, Bang, Blow

(EWH3)

Silver Spooge

(EWH3)

Oh Hey! Not Gay

(WH4)

Tumey McBoatFace

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
Kachow!

Autism Speaks (for) Deities

(EWH3)

Slappy Ending

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Sloppenheimer

(EWH3)

F5

(DCFMH3)

GUI Decimal System

(CCH3)

DILTDO Dragons

(BFMH3)

Straight in the Navy

Hangover Hash House Harriers
...

Highway Whore

Jersey Devil Hash House Harriers
...

Amnesia Down There

(OTH3)

I Cum in the Land Down Under

Baltimore Annapolis Hash House Harriers
...

One Girl Two Sheets

Over the Hump Hash House Harriers
...

Hidden valley snatch

(OH3)

Read Between the Slime

(WH4-DCRW)

You Can't Handle the Poop

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Sphincter Grease

Ben Franklin Mob H3
On-On To Mayhem

Schrödinger's Cock

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Ass Cream Sundae

Baltimore Annapolis Hash House Harriers
...

Dude That Guy

DC Road Whores
...

Vagina is for Lawyers

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Uppercunt

Hangover Hash House Harriers
ride fast eat ass

Lickity Splitz Down the Pole

Baltimore Annapolis Hash House Harriers
...

How I Met My Brother

(BAH3)

Just Christie

(DCRW)

Close Encounters of the Turd Kind

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Fuck Dem Kids

Tidewater H3
...

Unleash The Furrry

Baltimore Annapolis Hash House Harriers
...

Kibbles ‘n Vomit

Tidewater H3
...

A Phone Named Gerbil

Baltimore Annapolis Hash House Harriers
...

Around the World in 80 Lays

(CCH3)

Shart Tank

Tidewater H3
...

Whoop Areola

Okinawa H3
...

Doctors Without Boundaries

Tidewater H3
27% more fun!

Shamrock Your Cock

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Infidellatio

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
Hello hashing day! :)

Just David

(BAH3)

Dickoupage

Baltimore Annapolis Hash House Harriers
...

Lickthyologist

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Tit Tack Smuggler

(DCRW)

Tits of Steel

Ben Franklin Mob H3
...

Spunk Monkey

Hockessin H3
...

Magically Delicious

(MPLS_H3)