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WH4 Campout 2025: The Nightmare Before Campout... 2025

07/25 03:00 PM to 07/27 10:00 AM

A WH4 Hash Campout

Cost: $160*

The planchette glides effortlessly upon the Ouija Board. What message could the other side have for a wanker like me? C....U….M. Cum? That seems a little personal. Cum where?

W….H….I….T….E….H….O….U….S….E….C….A….M….P….O….U….T

Ghouls, creatures, villains, and protagonists, we invite you to join us for our annual campout with a spooky twist. Celebrate all things Halloween by donning your favorite costumes, singing by the fire, and you may even witness some magic. Because campout starts on Friday, the 25th, and not the 13th, Jason agreed to chop up firewood instead of the campers. Drankenstein and Draftcula will keep you well hydrated all weekend with various alcoholic and non-alcoholic beverages. The creatures of the deep have even assured us safe passage during our Saturday river float. Looking forward to seeing you there—whoever you decide to come as…

Regos:
A rego pays for
Alcohol: Beer, cider, seltzer
Food: Dinner Friday through breakfast on Sunday
Quests: Five trails and river tubing
Fun: Musical entertainment, campfire, and games

WH4 Campout Committee will not be managing rego transfers or giving refunds. 21+ event. We will provide instructions later for what to do if you have a specific person you would like to transfer your rego to. We cannot guarantee that we will be able to personalize hab or accommodate dietary restrictions for late transfers.

If you are a Facebook user, search for the group 2025 WH4 Campout. This is a great location to chat with other campers and organizers.


The Nightmare before Campout...

a drinking vessel (all beverages will be served in Kegs or jugs), a vessel with a LID for the tubing portion (required), a tent and other sleeping supplies, sun screen, bug spray, toiletries (DON'T FORGET YOUR DEODORANT!!), bathing suit, towel, river shoes, prophylactics, swords, bows, arrows, and other sharps must be suitable for children under the age of 5 (avg. age of a halfmind), cash for the hab bazaar, costumes

Start Location Details

Golden Rock Campground

Start Location TBA

Schedule of Events

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151 Hashers cumming

including:

Wang of mass destruction

(MBH3)

Kim Slong-ungh

White House H3
...

Tits of Steel

Ben Franklin Mob H3
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I Kock A Lot

Baltimore Annapolis Hash House Harriers
...

Just Troy

(SembachH3)

Just MelB

(BFMH3)

Rump Bumper

Tidewater H3
...

Slimy Limey

White House H3
...

Loved a Lubejob

(EH3)

Lorena Hobbit

White House H3
...

Uppercunt

Hangover Hash House Harriers
ride fast eat ass

3West

(BAH3)

Bubba

(CTrH3)

SeaBear Slayer

White House H3
...

Suck, Squeeze, Bang, Blow

(EWH3)

Brass to Mouth

(WH4)

Cum Dog Millionaire

Ben Franklin Mob H3
...

F5

(DCFMH3)

One Girl Two Sheets

Over the Hump Hash House Harriers
...

Doctors Without Boundaries

Tidewater H3
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Buck-a-Fuffalo

(CTrH3)

Sloppenheimer

(EWH3)

3 Holer

DC Hash House Harriers
...

Ernest Whoringway

Baltimore Annapolis Hash House Harriers
...

My Big Fat Greek Orgy

Charm City H3
...

Calendar Girl

Lost Boobs Hash House Harriers
...

Dude That Guy

DC Road Whores
...

Sphincter Grease

Ben Franklin Mob H3
On-On To Mayhem

Foot & Mouth

(MVH3)

dwarfus interruptus

White House H3
I Moo At Cows

Pita

(DCH4)

Havana Lewinsky

(EWH3)

Slappy Ending

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

La Leche Leak Sucker

Richmond H3
L3CHE

Whorganic

(SHIT)

Just David

(BAH3)

Raider of the Lost Box

(WH4)

Avian Sisterhood

(BMH3)

Sexually Anxious Disease

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Just Cam

(EWH3)

Immoral Support

(Ewh3 )

Around the World in 80 Lays

(CCH3)

Amnesia Down There

(OTH3)

Shitty Orgy Daycare

Tidewater H3
...

Just Leah

(Everyday Is Wedne...)

Bipolar Bear

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
Just add vodka

Highway Whore

Jersey Devil Hash House Harriers
...

Manicotti Mouth

(OFH3)

Shamrock Your Cock

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Just Chris (NYCH3)

New York City Hash House Harriers
...

Ha-Cum-On My Tatas

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Seriously 5-10

(CCH3)

Shit Out of Luck

Mount Vernon H3
...

Bitches Get Stitches

(TriH3)

Trains, Stains, and Automobiles (TSA)

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

How Much Wood Could a Woodchuck Fuck

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Spunk Monkey

Hockessin H3
...

American Half Ass

(MVH3)

Tramp-sub-stantiation

(DCH4)

Wuhan Used Clam

Baltimore Annapolis Hash House Harriers
Neigh, motherfuckers

I Cum in the Land Down Under

Baltimore Annapolis Hash House Harriers
...

Ginger Snatch

(WH4)

For Unlawful Car-nal Knowledge

(Wild and Wonderfu...)

Where's my D?

Ben Franklin Mob H3
...

Chippen Failz

Friendly Toast H3
...

Close Encounters of the Turd Kind

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Sleeping Boozie

Hangover Hash House Harriers
...

Skinny Dicken

(OTH4)

Taking the D for a B

Baltimore Annapolis Hash House Harriers
...

Silver Spooge

(EWH3)

Just Ben

(EWH3)

Tony Panda

(WH4)

Rough Putt Sex

(OTH4)

Polish Face Polish

(SHIT)

Screaming Pussy

(EWH3)

RUNNING COMMENTARY

(WH4)

Ass Cream Sundae

Baltimore Annapolis Hash House Harriers
...

Ate Ball Cum Pocket

DC Road Whores
...

Tit Tack Smuggler

(DCRW)

Dyke Tyson

WH4-DCRW
...

Liar liar vagina on fire

(OTH4)

No Strings Attached (NSA)

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
Got NSA?

Pussy has Defects (Ph.D.)

(Everyday Is Wedne...)

duckjob

(WH4)

RunsWithBulls

White House H3
...

S/Kooter Kunte

(DCRW)

Daddy's Dick

White House H3
...

Read Between the Slime

(WH4-DCRW)

Vagina is for Lawyers

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Ready Player None

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Bambi's Bitch

Baltimore Annapolis Hash House Harriers
...

Just Jess 2

(EWH3)

Fuck Dem Kids

Tidewater H3
...

A Phone Named Gerbil

Baltimore Annapolis Hash House Harriers
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Shart Tank

Tidewater H3
...

Tiny Two Stroke

SMUTTyCrab
Love one another and o...

Prostate Rights

Scotch H3
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Burlington Ho Factory

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Me Shrub You Long Time

Ben Franklin Mob H3
Looooong time ;)

Incocknito Mode

Baltimore Annapolis Hash House Harriers
...

Parental Cum-Scent

Charm City H3
Best Dressed - 97 IS D...

Just Christie

(DCRW)

Oh Hey! Not Gay

(WH4)

Deepthroat Corndog

White House H3
it's not illegal unles...

Knocked Up

WH4
2006 Aloha H3 hareball...

Cockó Bel Grãnde

DC Full mOOn Hash House Harriers
...

Jeremiah Was a Cumfrog

White House H3
Buh Na Na

Phoof there it is

Reading Hash House Harriers
...

You Can't Handle the Poop

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Unleash The Furrry

Baltimore Annapolis Hash House Harriers
...

Straight in the Navy

Hangover Hash House Harriers
...

Fifty shades of meh

(White House H3)

Ponyboy

Baltimore Annapolis Hash House Harriers
...

Cum Scene Investigator

Charm City H3
...

Special Red

White House H3
...

GUI Decimal System

(CCH3)

These Are The Tits You’re Looking For

(EWH3)

PantsaGONEya

Richmond H3
...

Magically Delicious

(MPLS_H3)

Augustus Lancelittle

White House H3
it itched

Kibbles ‘n Vomit

Tidewater H3
...

Red Roper

White House H3
...

Tumey McBoatFace

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
Kachow!

Tapes it up the ass like a man

Harrisburg-Hershey Hash House Harriers
...

Autism Speaks (for) Deities

(EWH3)

KRASH Test Honey

Sembach Hash House Harriers
...

Poly Pocket

Ben Franklin Mob H3
Crafty.

Roose Rips

(WH4)

Just Ben pt. 2

(EWH3)

Dickoupage

Baltimore Annapolis Hash House Harriers
...

Raspberry VJ

(BAH3)

(Cat)alina (Piss) Mixer

Ben Franklin Mob H3
...

Blonde Roots

(DCH4)

Schrödinger's Cock

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Hidden valley snatch

(OH3)

Just Brittany

(none)

Tragic

(DCRW)

Lickity Splitz Down the Pole

Baltimore Annapolis Hash House Harriers
...

How I Met My Brother

(BAH3)

Lickthyologist

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Lawyers Share Dildos

(EWH3)

Will Squat for Beer

(MOTOWNH3)

Infidellatio

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
Hello hashing day! :)

Cunterfeit Bills

Ben Franklin Mob H3
The tenderest legal te...

Whoop Areola

Okinawa H3
...

Scuba Deuce

SMUTTy Crab Hash House Harriers
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