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This event will cap at 150 PAID Regos. Regos are not guaranteed until paid.

WH4 Campout 2018

07/27 03:00 PM to 07/29 12:00 PM

A Hash Campout

Cost: $120*

Your Royal Wankers and Wankettes, it's that time of year again! White House Campout 2018 will be hosting all denizens of Florin and Guilder on the banks of the lovely Shenandoah River for the Princess Bride (As You Hash) Campout.

That's right. When I was your age, camping was called Campout. And this is a special Campout. It is the Campout old hashers used to tell me about when I was just a virgin, and we used to talk about it to new hashers, and today, I'm gonna tell it to you.

What's that you say? Will there be sports? Are you kidding? Fencing, fighting, torture, revenge, giants, monsters, chases, escapes, True Love, miracles.... and maybe even some kissing.

Details:

Regos will open at 10 p.m. Friday, March 30th after WH4's Full Moon event. The first 50 R.O.U.S's will get the entry price of $120, increasing $10 and then $25 for every 50 R.O.U.S. So don't delay!

A rego gets you:

Beer!

Five (count 'em, five) trails of magnificent quality
Entertainment in copious amount
Mostly-Alive DJ
Sports, and Games, and Kissing
Five (again with the number five) meals
River tubing with pirates

and, Beer!

Prices:
(Price applies upon payment, regoing early does not guarantee lower price unless paid - PayPal fee will apply)
First 50 Regos - $120
Next 50 - $130
Next 50 - $145
Week of - $175 (based on availability)

*Sign-in will start at 3 p.m. July 27th. If you're there before then, you will be conscripted.
* We will have beer and broth for all present! However, you may bring any particular poison (of beverage) that you desire.

  Friday

- Sign- in starts at 3 with trail starting around 6 p.m. followed by circle and dinner.
- Pub Crawl will start after dark.
- Sign-in closes at 9 p.m.

 Saturday

- Breakfast will be served before trail.
- Trail will start around 10 or 11 a.m. based on the hare's performance of the night previous. Games will begin in the afternoon, continuing until circle and dinner.
- The Nekkid trail will begin generally around midnight, sooner for some.

 Sunday

- Breakfast is served, and the Fat King trail will start at 10 a.m.
- Campout will close at noon.


Princess Bride: As You Hash

Start Location Details

Golden Rock Campground

5971 US-340, Rileyville, VA 22650

Public Event

130 Hashers cumming:

Bipolar Bear

EWH3
Just add vodka

Blow Me Closer Tiny Dancer

EWH3
Bites when provoked.

Deetz Nutz

EWH3
You know I got the deetz

DIAL F

DCRW
READ ALL THE PAMPHLETS...

District 69

WH4-DCRW
I drink and I don't kn...

dwarfus interruptus

NFKH3
Confused As A Baby In ...

dwarfus interruptus

TR2H2
Confused As A Baby In ...

Fish N Tits

White House H3
...

Groundhog Lay

BFMH3
The drunkest groundhog...

Head Injury

EWH3
...

I Cunt Hear You

SHIT
I'm not a furry.

Knocked Up

WH4
hashing with the Tokyo...

Lost Penis

Hockessin
...

Penis Fly Trap

SB-H3
She's a furry.

Queen of the Jungle

HangoverH3
All bad decisions make...

Red Dong

ABQH3
...

Seven Queer Stitch

WH4
H3 means family.

Sister Angry Dragon

OFH3
Tit check lover

Slothy Seconds

BFMH3
Always slothy, never s...

Spunk Monkey

DCRW
I'm not Grassy, or am I?

Stain Gretzky

EWH3
#GoalieGoals

Starship InHerThighs

WH4-DCRW
Boldly Going On-On

The Hyperpoop

EWH3
690mph top speed

$10 Oar +1

SHIT

AC/DP

(WH4)

Anal Fission

(EWH3)

AssFurr

(ELPH3)

Bed Bath & BIDET

(MVH3)

Boxxx Spring

(WH4)

Breathless

(WH4)

Can't Find Tail

(DCRW)

Colliteral Damage

(EWH3)

Cum Brew Lay

HangoverH3

Cum Locker

(EWH3)

Cum Peg Me

(EWH3)

D&DQ

(WH4)

Deep Wood Cutter

(DCRW)

Don’t Ask Don’t Smell

(EWH3)

dwarfus interruptus plus 1

(NFKH3)

dwarfus interruptus plus 2

(NFKH3)

Fast and Bicurious

(SMUTTyCrab)

Frank Llayd Wrong

(SBH3)

Give a Dog A Bober5

(HangoverH3)

Happy On His Knees

(WH4)

Hoe Hoe Hoe your Boat

(AssH3)

How I Met My Brother

WH4

INVIZABITCH

(OFH3)

Just Bonnie

(SMUTTyCrab)

Just Cat

WH4

Just Emily

(SMUTTyCrab)

Just Kasia

(WH4)

Just Meredith

WH4

Just Nakiea

(EWH3)

Just Sarah

(EWH3)

Just Tom

WH4

Kangar-Oops

(WH4)

Kitchen Bitch

(Blue Hen H3)

Kooter Kunte

(WH4)

Like A Surgeon

(WH4)

Mommy Poppins

(RH3)

Otto von Jizzmark

(EWH3)

Pinocchi-Ho

(EWH3)

PITA

(WH4)

Please Step Away from the Whores

(WH4-DCRW)

Pooples Mountain Majesty

(WH4)

PSA

(WH4)

Raider of the Lost Box

(WH4)

Roll Over Bitch!

(EWH3)

S.C.A.B.

(NomadH3)

Sally the Jizzhound

(EWH3)

Silver Spooge

(EWH3)

Skidmarks

(Hockessin)

Skinny Dickens

SHIT

Slimey Limey

WH4

Sphincter Shy

EWH3

Stink Bug

(WH4)

Tesla Twat

(RH3 )

Texas Hold Him

(EWH3)

The Cock Whisperer

(A3H3)

THE GREAT WHITE MILF

(S.H.I.T.)

Third Girl Problems

(EWH3)

Tumble Cry

(WH4)

Twinkle Twinkle Little Cock

(EWH3)

Uno, Dos, Tres, LIFTOFF!

(EWH3)

Up the rear

(Hockessin)

Vaginal Countdown

(EWH3)

Vladimir Fruitin

(EWH3)

Wait Wait, Don't Fuck Me

(EWH3)

Why is the Cum Gone?

(EWH3)

Wild Bill Whore Hey

(TH3)

You Can't Handle the Poop

(EWH3)