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WH4 WH4 Campout 2018
07/27 03:00 PM to 07/29 12:00 PM
A WH4 Hash Campout
Cost: $120*
Your Royal Wankers and Wankettes, it's that time of year again! White House Campout 2018 will be hosting all denizens of Florin and Guilder on the banks of the lovely Shenandoah River for the Princess Bride (As You Hash) Campout.
That's right. When I was your age, camping was called Campout. And this is a special Campout. It is the Campout old hashers used to tell me about when I was just a virgin, and we used to talk about it to new hashers, and today, I'm gonna tell it to you.
What's that you say? Will there be sports? Are you kidding? Fencing, fighting, torture, revenge, giants, monsters, chases, escapes, True Love, miracles,... and maybe even some kissing.
Details:
Regos will open at 10 p.m. Friday, March 30th after WH4's Full Moon event. The first 50 R.O.U.S.'s will get the entry price of $120, increasing $10 and then $25 for every 50 R.O.U.S. So don't delay!
A rego gets you:
Beer!
Five (count 'em, five) trails of magnificent quality
Entertainment in copious amounts
Mostly-Alive DJ provided by Captain Dixalot Traveling Pirate Circus
Sports, and Games, and Kissing
Five (again with the number five) meals
River tubing with pirates
and, Beer!
Prices:
(Price applies upon payment, regoing early does not guarantee lower price unless paid - PayPal fee will apply)
First 50 Regos - $120
Next 50 - $130
Next 50 - $145
Week of - $175 (based on availability)
*Sign-in will start at 3 p.m. July 27th. If you're there before then, you will be conscripted.
* We will have beer and broth for all present! However, you may bring any particular poison (of beverage) that you desire.
Friday
- Sign-in starts at 3 with trail starting around 6 p.m. followed by circle and dinner.
- Pub Crawl will start after dark.
- Sign-in closes at 9 p.m.
Saturday
- Breakfast will be served before trail.
- Trail will start around 10 or 11 a.m. based on the hare's performance of the night previous. Games will begin in the afternoon, continuing until circle and dinner.
- The Nekkid trail will begin generally around midnight, sooner for some.
Sunday
- Breakfast is served, and the Fat King trail will start at 10 a.m.
- Campout will close at noon.
Princess Bride: As You Hash
Tent and camping supplies, drinking vessel with a lid to attach to your tube, river shoes for tubing, sunscreen and bug spray, bathing suit and towel, cranium lamp, prophylactics, hangover remedy of choice
Start Location Details
Public Event
including:
Lick Stick
(H5)
INVIZABITCH
(OFH3)
Mommy Poppins
(RH3)
In Vino Vulvitas
(OFH3)
Cum Peg Me
(EWH3)
Basement Boy Toy
(WH4)
PSA
(WH4)
Melabonin
(EWH3)
Pretty Pretty Pittsburgh
(FTH3)
Twinkle Twinkle Little Cock
(EWH3)
Deathly Swallows
(WH4)
Like A Surgeon
(WH4)
Colliteral Damage
(EWH3)
Number 2
(WH4)
Spare My Finger
(BFMH3)
School for Girls Who Don't Sex Good
(EWH3)
Just Kelsey
(WH4)
Trim Shady
(EWH3)
Frank Llayd Wrong
(SBH3)
Just Tamara
(EWH3)
Ho Ho Ho your Boat
(AssH3)
Vladimir Fruitin
(EWH3)
Ponyboy
(BAH3)
Fist Pump
(EWH3)
Breathless
(WH4)
Just Andrea
(EWH3)
Five Way
(WH4)
Deep Wood Cutter
(DCRW)
A Thong Of Ice And Fire
(EWH3)
Cumagain Alley
Silence of the Goats
(BFMH3)
Stink Bug
(WH4)
Happy On His Knees
(WH4)
Texas Hold Him
(EWH3)
UpperCunt
(H5)
Cheech and Dong
(EWH3)
Just Kaitlin
(EWH3)
Test Tube Baby
(White House H3)
Just Russel
(virgin)
Boxxx Spring
(WH4)
Just Sarah
(EWH3)
Sex Toys for Tots
(BFMH3)
Anal Fission
(EWH3)
Bed Bath & BIDET
(MVH3)
Can't Find Tail
(DCRW)
Tumble Cry
(WH4)
Roll Over Bitch!
(EWH3)
Kitchen Bitch
(Blue Hen H3)
Chief Wounded Wiener
(KDH3-Jax)
Pico de Gayo
(WH4)
Nocturnal Mission
(FEH3)
Ass Master 2000
(EWH3)
Mambo # Hives
(EWH3)
Trail of Snail
(PFH3)
Slimey Limey
Dick In A Box
(WH4)
Tony Panda
(WH4)
AssFurr
(ELPH3)
Shamrock Your Cock
(WH4)
Just Bonnie
(SMUTTyCrab)
Sphincter Shy
Assfixiation
(WH4)
Uno, Dos, Tres, LIFTOFF!
(EWH3)
AC/DP
(WH4)
Foot and Mouth
(White House H3)
Flabs Not Abs
(WH4-DCRW)
Just Cat
Bubba
(BBH3)
Straight in the Navy
(HangoverH3)
Beaching
(BFMH3)
Raider of the Lost Box
(WH4)
Vaginal Countdown
(EWH3)
Mourning Wood
(Everyday Is Wedne...)
Deaf Lesbian
(DCH3)
Redwood Deadwood
(CrTH3)
RU-469
(DCH4)
Senior Sodomizing Slut
(IWSH3)
Why is the Cum Gone?
(EWH3)
Wookin Pa Nub
(So Happy It's Tue...)
You Can't Handle the Poop
(EWH3)
Up the rear
(Hockessin)
Just Meredith
D&DQ
(WH4)
Slut Machine
(Colorado Kimchi H3)
Just Kasia
(WH4)
Fast and Bicurious
(SMUTTyCrab)
The Great White MILF
(SHIT)
Pinocchi-Ho
(EWH3)
The Cock Whisperer
(A3H3)
Cum Locker
(EWH3)
Can U Not Tinkle
(OFH3 )
Fukushemale
(EWH3)
Kooter Kunte
(WH4)
Sally the Jizzhound
(EWH3)
Trailer Swift
(IWSH3)
2% MILF
(WH4)
How I Met My Brother
Just Emily
(SMUTTyCrab)
Sargasm
(WH4)
Silver Spooge
(EWH3)
Wait Wait, Don't Fuck Me
(EWH3)
Otto von Jizzmark
(EWH3)
Cum Brew Lay
Don’t Ask Don’t Smell
(EWH3)
Leaning Tower of Please Ya
(EWH3 )
Just Bledi
(EWH3)
Skidmarks
(Hockessin)
Wild Bill Whore Hey
(TH3)
Professor Cowabunghole
(RH3)
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