Cost: $120*
Your Royal Wankers and Wankettes, it's that time of year again! White House Campout 2018 will be hosting all denizens of Florin and Guilder on the banks of the lovely Shenandoah River for the Princess Bride (As You Hash) Campout.
That's right. When I was your age, camping was called Campout. And this is a special Campout. It is the Campout old hashers used to tell me about when I was just a virgin, and we used to talk about it to new hashers, and today, I'm gonna tell it to you.
What's that you say? Will there be sports? Are you kidding? Fencing, fighting, torture, revenge, giants, monsters, chases, escapes, True Love, miracles,... and maybe even some kissing.
Details:
Regos will open at 10 p.m. Friday, March 30th after WH4's Full Moon event. The first 50 R.O.U.S.'s will get the entry price of $120, increasing $10 and then $25 for every 50 R.O.U.S. So don't delay!
A rego gets you:
Beer!
Five (count 'em, five) trails of magnificent quality
Entertainment in copious amounts
Mostly-Alive DJ provided by Captain Dixalot Traveling Pirate Circus
Sports, and Games, and Kissing
Five (again with the number five) meals
River tubing with pirates
and, Beer!
Prices:
(Price applies upon payment, regoing early does not guarantee lower price unless paid - PayPal fee will apply)
First 50 Regos - $120
Next 50 - $130
Next 50 - $145
Week of - $175 (based on availability)
*Sign-in will start at 3 p.m. July 27th. If you're there before then, you will be conscripted.
* We will have beer and broth for all present! However, you may bring any particular poison (of beverage) that you desire.
Friday
- Sign-in starts at 3 with trail starting around 6 p.m. followed by circle and dinner.
- Pub Crawl will start after dark.
- Sign-in closes at 9 p.m.
Saturday
- Breakfast will be served before trail.
- Trail will start around 10 or 11 a.m. based on the hare's performance of the night previous. Games will begin in the afternoon, continuing until circle and dinner.
- The Nekkid trail will begin generally around midnight, sooner for some.
Sunday
- Breakfast is served, and the Fat King trail will start at 10 a.m.
- Campout will close at noon.
Princess Bride: As You Hash
Tent and camping supplies, drinking vessel with a lid to attach to your tube, river shoes for tubing, sunscreen and bug spray, bathing suit and towel, cranium lamp, prophylactics, hangover remedy of choice
including:
D&DQ
(WH4)
Breathless
(WH4)
Like A Surgeon
(WH4)
Skidmarks
(Hockessin)
Why is the Cum Gone?
(EWH3)
Pretty Pretty Pittsburgh
(FTH3)
Roll Over Bitch!
(EWH3)
The Great White MILF
(SHIT)
Just Kaitlin
(EWH3)
Vaginal Countdown
(EWH3)
Deathly Swallows
(WH4)
Sargasm
(WH4)
Pico de Gayo
(WH4)
Otto von Jizzmark
(EWH3)
Mommy Poppins
(RH3)
Texas Hold Him
(EWH3)
Just Meredith
Just Bonnie
(SMUTTyCrab)
AC/DP
(WH4)
Professor Cowabunghole
(RH3)
Sphincter Shy
Cum Peg Me
(EWH3)
Up the rear
(Hockessin)
PSA
(WH4)
Tumble Cry
(WH4)
Ponyboy
(BAH3)
Cheech and Dong
(EWH3)
Just Bledi
(EWH3)
UpperCunt
(H5)
Twinkle Twinkle Little Cock
(EWH3)
Sex Toys for Tots
(BFMH3)
Silver Spooge
(EWH3)
Flabs Not Abs
(WH4-DCRW)
Ass Master 2000
(EWH3)
Wait Wait, Don't Fuck Me
(EWH3)
Beaching
(BFMH3)
Deaf Lesbian
(DCH3)
In Vino Vulvitas
(OFH3)
Number 2
(WH4)
Stink Bug
(WH4)
Bubba
(BBH3)
Frank Llayd Wrong
(SBH3)
Redwood Deadwood
(CrTH3)
Fukushemale
(EWH3)
Mourning Wood
(Everyday Is Wedne...)
Trail of Snail
(PFH3)
RU-469
(DCH4)
Can U Not Tinkle
(OFH3 )
Wookin Pa Nub
(So Happy It's Tue...)
Boxxx Spring
(WH4)
2% MILF
(WH4)
Trim Shady
(EWH3)
Just Kasia
(WH4)
Uno, Dos, Tres, LIFTOFF!
(EWH3)
Just Russel
(virgin)
AssFurr
(ELPH3)
Assfixiation
(WH4)
Trailer Swift
(IWSH3)
Senior Sodomizing Slut
(IWSH3)
Dick In A Box
(WH4)
Wild Bill Whore Hey
(TH3)
Basement Boy Toy
(WH4)
Cumagain Alley
Just Tamara
(EWH3)
Just Sarah
(EWH3)
Mambo # Hives
(EWH3)
Vladimir Fruitin
(EWH3)
Pinocchi-Ho
(EWH3)
Bed Bath & BIDET
(MVH3)
Kooter Kunte
(WH4)
Kitchen Bitch
(Blue Hen H3)
Five Way
(WH4)
Silence of the Goats
(BFMH3)
Melabonin
(EWH3)
Just Andrea
(EWH3)
Happy On His Knees
(WH4)
Test Tube Baby
(White House H3)
Anal Fission
(EWH3)
Just Kelsey
(WH4)
Fast and Bicurious
(SMUTTyCrab)
Cum Brew Lay
Spare My Finger
(BFMH3)
Chief Wounded Wiener
(KDH3-Jax)
Lick Stick
(H5)
Foot and Mouth
(White House H3)
Fist Pump
(EWH3)
School for Girls Who Don't Sex Good
(EWH3)
Deep Wood Cutter
(DCRW)
The Cock Whisperer
(A3H3)
Raider of the Lost Box
(WH4)
Just Cat
Sally the Jizzhound
(EWH3)
Tony Panda
(WH4)
How I Met My Brother
Can't Find Tail
(DCRW)
Colliteral Damage
(EWH3)
Slut Machine
(Colorado Kimchi H3)
Nocturnal Mission
(FEH3)
INVIZABITCH
(OFH3)
Just Emily
(SMUTTyCrab)
Ho Ho Ho your Boat
(AssH3)
Don’t Ask Don’t Smell
(EWH3)
Leaning Tower of Please Ya
(EWH3 )
Slimey Limey
Straight in the Navy
(HangoverH3)
You Can't Handle the Poop
(EWH3)
A Thong Of Ice And Fire
(EWH3)
Shamrock Your Cock
(WH4)
Cum Locker
(EWH3)
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