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WH4 WH4 Campout 2018
07/27 03:00 PM to 07/29 12:00 PM
A WH4 Hash Campout
Cost: $120*
Your Royal Wankers and Wankettes, it's that time of year again! White House Campout 2018 will be hosting all denizens of Florin and Guilder on the banks of the lovely Shenandoah River for the Princess Bride (As You Hash) Campout.
That's right. When I was your age, camping was called Campout. And this is a special Campout. It is the Campout old hashers used to tell me about when I was just a virgin, and we used to talk about it to new hashers, and today, I'm gonna tell it to you.
What's that you say? Will there be sports? Are you kidding? Fencing, fighting, torture, revenge, giants, monsters, chases, escapes, True Love, miracles,... and maybe even some kissing.
Details:
Regos will open at 10 p.m. Friday, March 30th after WH4's Full Moon event. The first 50 R.O.U.S.'s will get the entry price of $120, increasing $10 and then $25 for every 50 R.O.U.S. So don't delay!
A rego gets you:
Beer!
Five (count 'em, five) trails of magnificent quality
Entertainment in copious amounts
Mostly-Alive DJ provided by Captain Dixalot Traveling Pirate Circus
Sports, and Games, and Kissing
Five (again with the number five) meals
River tubing with pirates
and, Beer!
Prices:
(Price applies upon payment, regoing early does not guarantee lower price unless paid - PayPal fee will apply)
First 50 Regos - $120
Next 50 - $130
Next 50 - $145
Week of - $175 (based on availability)
*Sign-in will start at 3 p.m. July 27th. If you're there before then, you will be conscripted.
* We will have beer and broth for all present! However, you may bring any particular poison (of beverage) that you desire.
Friday
- Sign-in starts at 3 with trail starting around 6 p.m. followed by circle and dinner.
- Pub Crawl will start after dark.
- Sign-in closes at 9 p.m.
Saturday
- Breakfast will be served before trail.
- Trail will start around 10 or 11 a.m. based on the hare's performance of the night previous. Games will begin in the afternoon, continuing until circle and dinner.
- The Nekkid trail will begin generally around midnight, sooner for some.
Sunday
- Breakfast is served, and the Fat King trail will start at 10 a.m.
- Campout will close at noon.
Princess Bride: As You Hash
Tent and camping supplies, drinking vessel with a lid to attach to your tube, river shoes for tubing, sunscreen and bug spray, bathing suit and towel, cranium lamp, prophylactics, hangover remedy of choice
Start Location Details
Public Event
including:
School for Girls Who Don't Sex Good
(EWH3)
Stink Bug
(WH4)
Wookin Pa Nub
(So Happy It's Tue...)
Sex Toys for Tots
(BFMH3)
Assfixiation
(WH4)
Can't Find Tail
(DCRW)
Just Russel
(virgin)
Just Cat
AC/DP
(WH4)
Test Tube Baby
(White House H3)
Senior Sodomizing Slut
(IWSH3)
Happy On His Knees
(WH4)
Breathless
(WH4)
Vladimir Fruitin
(EWH3)
Beaching
(BFMH3)
PSA
(WH4)
Silence of the Goats
(BFMH3)
Don’t Ask Don’t Smell
(EWH3)
Kooter Kunte
(WH4)
Just Kelsey
(WH4)
Deep Wood Cutter
(DCRW)
Anal Fission
(EWH3)
Wild Bill Whore Hey
(TH3)
Just Meredith
The Cock Whisperer
(A3H3)
Skidmarks
(Hockessin)
Tony Panda
(WH4)
Wait Wait, Don't Fuck Me
(EWH3)
Sally the Jizzhound
(EWH3)
Pico de Gayo
(WH4)
Just Kasia
(WH4)
Just Emily
(SMUTTyCrab)
RU-469
(DCH4)
Colliteral Damage
(EWH3)
Frank Llayd Wrong
(SBH3)
Cumagain Alley
Twinkle Twinkle Little Cock
(EWH3)
Why is the Cum Gone?
(EWH3)
Fast and Bicurious
(SMUTTyCrab)
Ass Master 2000
(EWH3)
Tumble Cry
(WH4)
Mambo # Hives
(EWH3)
Nocturnal Mission
(FEH3)
Five Way
(WH4)
Sphincter Shy
Slut Machine
(Colorado Kimchi H3)
How I Met My Brother
Deathly Swallows
(WH4)
Bed Bath & BIDET
(MVH3)
Texas Hold Him
(EWH3)
Leaning Tower of Please Ya
(EWH3 )
Dick In A Box
(WH4)
Number 2
(WH4)
UpperCunt
(H5)
D&DQ
(WH4)
Just Sarah
(EWH3)
Mommy Poppins
(RH3)
Sargasm
(WH4)
Kitchen Bitch
(Blue Hen H3)
Just Kaitlin
(EWH3)
Spare My Finger
(BFMH3)
Trailer Swift
(IWSH3)
Redwood Deadwood
(CrTH3)
Mourning Wood
(Everyday Is Wedne...)
Just Bledi
(EWH3)
You Can't Handle the Poop
(EWH3)
Roll Over Bitch!
(EWH3)
Bubba
(BBH3)
In Vino Vulvitas
(OFH3)
Cum Peg Me
(EWH3)
Flabs Not Abs
(WH4-DCRW)
Just Andrea
(EWH3)
Up the rear
(Hockessin)
Pretty Pretty Pittsburgh
(FTH3)
Uno, Dos, Tres, LIFTOFF!
(EWH3)
Can U Not Tinkle
(OFH3 )
Foot and Mouth
(White House H3)
Ponyboy
(BAH3)
Shamrock Your Cock
(WH4)
Just Tamara
(EWH3)
Cum Brew Lay
Lick Stick
(H5)
Slimey Limey
Fist Pump
(EWH3)
AssFurr
(ELPH3)
Like A Surgeon
(WH4)
The Great White MILF
(SHIT)
Pinocchi-Ho
(EWH3)
Trail of Snail
(PFH3)
Just Bonnie
(SMUTTyCrab)
Raider of the Lost Box
(WH4)
Ho Ho Ho your Boat
(AssH3)
Cum Locker
(EWH3)
Chief Wounded Wiener
(KDH3-Jax)
Melabonin
(EWH3)
Trim Shady
(EWH3)
Professor Cowabunghole
(RH3)
Silver Spooge
(EWH3)
Boxxx Spring
(WH4)
2% MILF
(WH4)
Deaf Lesbian
(DCH3)
Otto von Jizzmark
(EWH3)
INVIZABITCH
(OFH3)
Straight in the Navy
(HangoverH3)
A Thong Of Ice And Fire
(EWH3)
Vaginal Countdown
(EWH3)
Cheech and Dong
(EWH3)
Fukushemale
(EWH3)
Basement Boy Toy
(WH4)
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