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WH4 WH4 Campout 2018

07/27 03:00 PM to 07/29 12:00 PM

A WH4 Hash Campout

Cost: $120*

Your Royal Wankers and Wankettes, it's that time of year again! White House Campout 2018 will be hosting all denizens of Florin and Guilder on the banks of the lovely Shenandoah River for the Princess Bride (As You Hash) Campout.

That's right. When I was your age, camping was called Campout. And this is a special Campout. It is the Campout old hashers used to tell me about when I was just a virgin, and we used to talk about it to new hashers, and today, I'm gonna tell it to you.

What's that you say? Will there be sports? Are you kidding? Fencing, fighting, torture, revenge, giants, monsters, chases, escapes, True Love, miracles,... and maybe even some kissing.

Details:

Regos will open at 10 p.m. Friday, March 30th after WH4's Full Moon event. The first 50 R.O.U.S.'s will get the entry price of $120, increasing $10 and then $25 for every 50 R.O.U.S. So don't delay!

A rego gets you:

Beer!

Five (count 'em, five) trails of magnificent quality
Entertainment in copious amounts
Mostly-Alive DJ provided by Captain Dixalot Traveling Pirate Circus
Sports, and Games, and Kissing
Five (again with the number five) meals
River tubing with pirates

and, Beer!

Prices:
(Price applies upon payment, regoing early does not guarantee lower price unless paid - PayPal fee will apply)
First 50 Regos - $120
Next 50 - $130
Next 50 - $145
Week of - $175 (based on availability)

*Sign-in will start at 3 p.m. July 27th. If you're there before then, you will be conscripted.
* We will have beer and broth for all present! However, you may bring any particular poison (of beverage) that you desire.

  Friday

- Sign-in starts at 3 with trail starting around 6 p.m. followed by circle and dinner.
- Pub Crawl will start after dark.
- Sign-in closes at 9 p.m.

 Saturday

- Breakfast will be served before trail.
- Trail will start around 10 or 11 a.m. based on the hare's performance of the night previous. Games will begin in the afternoon, continuing until circle and dinner.
- The Nekkid trail will begin generally around midnight, sooner for some.

 Sunday

- Breakfast is served, and the Fat King trail will start at 10 a.m.
- Campout will close at noon.


Princess Bride: As You Hash

Tent and camping supplies, drinking vessel with a lid to attach to your tube, river shoes for tubing, sunscreen and bug spray, bathing suit and towel, cranium lamp, prophylactics, hangover remedy of choice

Start Location Details

Golden Rock Campground

5971 US-340, Rileyville, VA 22650

Public Event

See the full list!

181 Hashers came

including:

Straight in the Navy

(HangoverH3)

Just Kelsey

(WH4)

3-Way Stop

Ben Franklin Mob H3
...

UpperCunt

(H5)

Pico de Gayo

(WH4)

DIAL F

DCRW
READ ALL THE PAMPHLETS...

Otto von Jizzmark

(EWH3)

Breathless

(WH4)

Kim Slong-ungh

White House H3
...

Vladimir Fruitin

(EWH3)

Professor Cowabunghole

(RH3)

Nocturnal Mission

(FEH3)

Gin Comes Out Yellow

GATRH3
( ಠ_ರೃ)

Cuntjungle

Surf City Hash House Harriers
...

Bubba

(BBH3)

The Hyperpoop

EWH3
690mph top speed

Silver Spooge

(EWH3)

Colliteral Damage

(EWH3)

I Cunt Hear You

SHIT
I'm not a furry.

Read Between the Slime

WH4
Enjoy the twintinnabul...

Cheech and Dong

(EWH3)

RU-469

(DCH4)

Dick In A Box

(WH4)

Kooter Kunte

(WH4)

Cum Locker

(EWH3)

Don’t Ask Don’t Smell

(EWH3)

Senior Sodomizing Slut

(IWSH3)

Test Tube Baby

(White House H3)

Sex Toys for Tots

(BFMH3)

Ass Master 2000

(EWH3)

Boxxx Spring

(WH4)

Happy On His Knees

(WH4)

Atari 6900

White House H3
Finish Her!!!

Twinkle Twinkle Little Cock

(EWH3)

Sally the Jizzhound

(EWH3)

Cumagain Alley

WH4

Flabs Not Abs

(WH4-DCRW)

Just Kaitlin

(EWH3)

Just Kasia

(WH4)

Ponyboy

(BAH3)

Ginger Snatch

White House H3
...

Can't Find Tail

(DCRW)

D&DQ

(WH4)

Number 2

(WH4)

Cum Brew Lay

HangoverH3

Trim Shady

(EWH3)

Slimey Limey

WH4

Skidmarks

(Hockessin)

Fish N Tits

White House H3
...

Just Tamara

(EWH3)

Silence of the Goats

(BFMH3)

Anal Fission

(EWH3)

2% MILF

(WH4)

Mourning Wood

(Everyday Is Wedne...)

Lorena Hobbit

WH4
Here for a good time, ...

Fukushemale

(EWH3)

Tumble Cry

(WH4)

Ho Ho Ho your Boat

(AssH3)

Scary Pooter

BloomingFools H3
...

El Vago Libre

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Deaf Lesbian

(DCH3)

Sphincter Shy

EWH3

Why is the Cum Gone?

(EWH3)

Shamrock Your Cock

(WH4)

Wild Bill Whore Hey

(TH3)

Melabonin

(EWH3)

School for Girls Who Don't Sex Good

(EWH3)

District 69

WH4-DCRW
Masked before it was c...

Fort Dixalot

Ben Franklin Mob H3
Loot, pillage, and plu...

Fast and Bicurious

(SMUTTyCrab)

Redwood Deadwood

(CrTH3)

Spunk Monkey

DCRW
I'm not Grassy, or am I?

Just Russel

(virgin)

Tony Panda

(WH4)

Vaginal Countdown

(EWH3)

The Cock Whisperer

(A3H3)

Herpiclies

So Happy It's Tuesday
I cant find my Toga

PSA

(WH4)

Five Way

(WH4)

Just Bonnie

(SMUTTyCrab)

Wait Wait, Don't Fuck Me

(EWH3)

Muff'n Man

White House H3
...

Fingerrrrgrgrgrr

DC Hash House Harriers
...

Bipolar Bear

EWH3
Just add vodka

Spare My Finger

(BFMH3)

Roll Over Bitch!

(EWH3)

Queen of the Jungle

HangoverH3
All bad decisions make...

Just Bledi

(EWH3)

Kitchen Bitch

(Blue Hen H3)

Stink Bug

(WH4)

Penis Fly Trap

Skull & Boners H3
She's a furry.

Wookin Pa Nub

(So Happy It's Tue...)

Texas Hold Him

(EWH3)

In Vino Vulvitas

(OFH3)

Sir Lancelittle

WH4
Tis but a scratch!

Foot and Mouth

(White House H3)

INVIZABITCH

(OFH3)

Trail of Snail

(PFH3)

Mambo # Hives

(EWH3)

Just Sarah

(EWH3)

Mommy Poppins

(RH3)

Basement Boy Toy

(WH4)

Cum Peg Me

(EWH3)

A Thong Of Ice And Fire

(EWH3)

Beaching

(BFMH3)

Deep Wood Cutter

(DCRW)

AC/DP

(WH4)

Up the rear

(Hockessin)

How I Met My Brother

WH4

Knocked Up

WH4
2006 Aloha H3 hareball...

Groundhog Lay

BFMH3
The drunkest groundhog...

Leaning Tower of Please Ya

(EWH3 )

Just Cat

WH4

Fist Pump

(EWH3)

Assfixiation

(WH4)

Jigglytits

Aloha Hash House Harriers
consent, motherfucker

Grape Gape

Fredericksburg Urban Hash House Harriers
Wait, there was a boat...

Lost Penis

Hockessin
...

Pretty Pretty Pittsburgh

(FTH3)

Seven Queer Stitch

WH4
H3 means family.

AssFurr

(ELPH3)

Deathly Swallows

(WH4)

Trailer Swift

(IWSH3)

Can U Not Tinkle

(OFH3 )

Bed Bath & BIDET

(MVH3)

Just Emily

(SMUTTyCrab)

You Can't Handle the Poop

(EWH3)

Lick Stick

(H5)

Slothy Seconds

BFMH3
Always slothy, never s...

Just Meredith

WH4

Chief Wounded Wiener

(KDH3-Jax)

Uno, Dos, Tres, LIFTOFF!

(EWH3)

The Great White MILF

(SHIT)

Like A Surgeon

(WH4)

Frank Llayd Wrong

(SBH3)

Just Andrea

(EWH3)

High Speed Cock Bumper

Tidewater H3
Portland 2015

Deetz Nutz

EWH3
You know I got the deetz

Slut Machine

(Colorado Kimchi H3)

Daddy's Pearl Necklace

Big Lick Hash House Harriers
...

Sargasm

(WH4)

Pinocchi-Ho

(EWH3)

Raider of the Lost Box

(WH4)