Cost: $120*
Your Royal Wankers and Wankettes, it's that time of year again! White House Campout 2018 will be hosting all denizens of Florin and Guilder on the banks of the lovely Shenandoah River for the Princess Bride (As You Hash) Campout.
That's right. When I was your age, camping was called Campout. And this is a special Campout. It is the Campout old hashers used to tell me about when I was just a virgin, and we used to talk about it to new hashers, and today, I'm gonna tell it to you.
What's that you say? Will there be sports? Are you kidding? Fencing, fighting, torture, revenge, giants, monsters, chases, escapes, True Love, miracles,... and maybe even some kissing.
Details:
Regos will open at 10 p.m. Friday, March 30th after WH4's Full Moon event. The first 50 R.O.U.S.'s will get the entry price of $120, increasing $10 and then $25 for every 50 R.O.U.S. So don't delay!
A rego gets you:
Beer!
Five (count 'em, five) trails of magnificent quality
Entertainment in copious amounts
Mostly-Alive DJ provided by Captain Dixalot Traveling Pirate Circus
Sports, and Games, and Kissing
Five (again with the number five) meals
River tubing with pirates
and, Beer!
Prices:
(Price applies upon payment, regoing early does not guarantee lower price unless paid - PayPal fee will apply)
First 50 Regos - $120
Next 50 - $130
Next 50 - $145
Week of - $175 (based on availability)
*Sign-in will start at 3 p.m. July 27th. If you're there before then, you will be conscripted.
* We will have beer and broth for all present! However, you may bring any particular poison (of beverage) that you desire.
Friday
- Sign-in starts at 3 with trail starting around 6 p.m. followed by circle and dinner.
- Pub Crawl will start after dark.
- Sign-in closes at 9 p.m.
Saturday
- Breakfast will be served before trail.
- Trail will start around 10 or 11 a.m. based on the hare's performance of the night previous. Games will begin in the afternoon, continuing until circle and dinner.
- The Nekkid trail will begin generally around midnight, sooner for some.
Sunday
- Breakfast is served, and the Fat King trail will start at 10 a.m.
- Campout will close at noon.
Princess Bride: As You Hash
Tent and camping supplies, drinking vessel with a lid to attach to your tube, river shoes for tubing, sunscreen and bug spray, bathing suit and towel, cranium lamp, prophylactics, hangover remedy of choice
including:
Straight in the Navy
(HangoverH3)
Just Kelsey
(WH4)
UpperCunt
(H5)
Pico de Gayo
(WH4)
Otto von Jizzmark
(EWH3)
Breathless
(WH4)
Vladimir Fruitin
(EWH3)
Professor Cowabunghole
(RH3)
Nocturnal Mission
(FEH3)
Bubba
(BBH3)
Silver Spooge
(EWH3)
Colliteral Damage
(EWH3)
Cheech and Dong
(EWH3)
RU-469
(DCH4)
Dick In A Box
(WH4)
Kooter Kunte
(WH4)
Cum Locker
(EWH3)
Don’t Ask Don’t Smell
(EWH3)
Senior Sodomizing Slut
(IWSH3)
Test Tube Baby
(White House H3)
Sex Toys for Tots
(BFMH3)
Ass Master 2000
(EWH3)
Boxxx Spring
(WH4)
Happy On His Knees
(WH4)
Twinkle Twinkle Little Cock
(EWH3)
Sally the Jizzhound
(EWH3)
Cumagain Alley
Flabs Not Abs
(WH4-DCRW)
Just Kaitlin
(EWH3)
Just Kasia
(WH4)
Ponyboy
(BAH3)
Can't Find Tail
(DCRW)
D&DQ
(WH4)
Number 2
(WH4)
Cum Brew Lay
Trim Shady
(EWH3)
Slimey Limey
Skidmarks
(Hockessin)
Just Tamara
(EWH3)
Silence of the Goats
(BFMH3)
Anal Fission
(EWH3)
2% MILF
(WH4)
Mourning Wood
(Everyday Is Wedne...)
Fukushemale
(EWH3)
Tumble Cry
(WH4)
Ho Ho Ho your Boat
(AssH3)
Deaf Lesbian
(DCH3)
Sphincter Shy
Why is the Cum Gone?
(EWH3)
Shamrock Your Cock
(WH4)
Wild Bill Whore Hey
(TH3)
Melabonin
(EWH3)
School for Girls Who Don't Sex Good
(EWH3)
Fast and Bicurious
(SMUTTyCrab)
Redwood Deadwood
(CrTH3)
Just Russel
(virgin)
Tony Panda
(WH4)
Vaginal Countdown
(EWH3)
The Cock Whisperer
(A3H3)
PSA
(WH4)
Five Way
(WH4)
Just Bonnie
(SMUTTyCrab)
Wait Wait, Don't Fuck Me
(EWH3)
Spare My Finger
(BFMH3)
Roll Over Bitch!
(EWH3)
Just Bledi
(EWH3)
Kitchen Bitch
(Blue Hen H3)
Stink Bug
(WH4)
Wookin Pa Nub
(So Happy It's Tue...)
Texas Hold Him
(EWH3)
In Vino Vulvitas
(OFH3)
Foot and Mouth
(White House H3)
INVIZABITCH
(OFH3)
Trail of Snail
(PFH3)
Mambo # Hives
(EWH3)
Just Sarah
(EWH3)
Mommy Poppins
(RH3)
Basement Boy Toy
(WH4)
Cum Peg Me
(EWH3)
A Thong Of Ice And Fire
(EWH3)
Beaching
(BFMH3)
Deep Wood Cutter
(DCRW)
AC/DP
(WH4)
Up the rear
(Hockessin)
How I Met My Brother
Leaning Tower of Please Ya
(EWH3 )
Just Cat
Fist Pump
(EWH3)
Assfixiation
(WH4)
Pretty Pretty Pittsburgh
(FTH3)
AssFurr
(ELPH3)
Deathly Swallows
(WH4)
Trailer Swift
(IWSH3)
Can U Not Tinkle
(OFH3 )
Bed Bath & BIDET
(MVH3)
Just Emily
(SMUTTyCrab)
You Can't Handle the Poop
(EWH3)
Lick Stick
(H5)
Just Meredith
Chief Wounded Wiener
(KDH3-Jax)
Uno, Dos, Tres, LIFTOFF!
(EWH3)
The Great White MILF
(SHIT)
Like A Surgeon
(WH4)
Frank Llayd Wrong
(SBH3)
Just Andrea
(EWH3)
Slut Machine
(Colorado Kimchi H3)
Sargasm
(WH4)
Pinocchi-Ho
(EWH3)
Raider of the Lost Box
(WH4)
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