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WH4 WH4 Campout 2018

07/27 03:00 PM to 07/29 12:00 PM

A WH4 Hash Campout

Cost: $120*

Your Royal Wankers and Wankettes, it's that time of year again! White House Campout 2018 will be hosting all denizens of Florin and Guilder on the banks of the lovely Shenandoah River for the Princess Bride (As You Hash) Campout.

That's right. When I was your age, camping was called Campout. And this is a special Campout. It is the Campout old hashers used to tell me about when I was just a virgin, and we used to talk about it to new hashers, and today, I'm gonna tell it to you.

What's that you say? Will there be sports? Are you kidding? Fencing, fighting, torture, revenge, giants, monsters, chases, escapes, True Love, miracles,... and maybe even some kissing.

Details:

Regos will open at 10 p.m. Friday, March 30th after WH4's Full Moon event. The first 50 R.O.U.S.'s will get the entry price of $120, increasing $10 and then $25 for every 50 R.O.U.S. So don't delay!

A rego gets you:

Beer!

Five (count 'em, five) trails of magnificent quality
Entertainment in copious amounts
Mostly-Alive DJ provided by Captain Dixalot Traveling Pirate Circus
Sports, and Games, and Kissing
Five (again with the number five) meals
River tubing with pirates

and, Beer!

Prices:
(Price applies upon payment, regoing early does not guarantee lower price unless paid - PayPal fee will apply)
First 50 Regos - $120
Next 50 - $130
Next 50 - $145
Week of - $175 (based on availability)

*Sign-in will start at 3 p.m. July 27th. If you're there before then, you will be conscripted.
* We will have beer and broth for all present! However, you may bring any particular poison (of beverage) that you desire.

  Friday

- Sign-in starts at 3 with trail starting around 6 p.m. followed by circle and dinner.
- Pub Crawl will start after dark.
- Sign-in closes at 9 p.m.

 Saturday

- Breakfast will be served before trail.
- Trail will start around 10 or 11 a.m. based on the hare's performance of the night previous. Games will begin in the afternoon, continuing until circle and dinner.
- The Nekkid trail will begin generally around midnight, sooner for some.

 Sunday

- Breakfast is served, and the Fat King trail will start at 10 a.m.
- Campout will close at noon.


Princess Bride: As You Hash

Tent and camping supplies, drinking vessel with a lid to attach to your tube, river shoes for tubing, sunscreen and bug spray, bathing suit and towel, cranium lamp, prophylactics, hangover remedy of choice

Start Location Details

Golden Rock Campground

5971 US-340, Rileyville, VA 22650

Public Event

See the full list!

181 Hashers came

including:

D&DQ

(WH4)

Breathless

(WH4)

Like A Surgeon

(WH4)

Skidmarks

(Hockessin)

Why is the Cum Gone?

(EWH3)

Pretty Pretty Pittsburgh

(FTH3)

Roll Over Bitch!

(EWH3)

The Great White MILF

(SHIT)

Just Kaitlin

(EWH3)

Herpiclies

So Happy It's Tuesday
I cant find my Toga

Vaginal Countdown

(EWH3)

Deathly Swallows

(WH4)

Ginger Snatch

White House H3
...

Knocked Up

WH4
2006 Aloha H3 hareball...

Sargasm

(WH4)

Pico de Gayo

(WH4)

Otto von Jizzmark

(EWH3)

Mommy Poppins

(RH3)

Texas Hold Him

(EWH3)

Jigglytits

Aloha Hash House Harriers
consent, motherfucker

Kim Slong-ungh

White House H3
...

Just Meredith

WH4

Just Bonnie

(SMUTTyCrab)

Muff'n Man

White House H3
...

AC/DP

(WH4)

Professor Cowabunghole

(RH3)

Atari 6900

White House H3
Finish Her!!!

Sphincter Shy

EWH3

Cum Peg Me

(EWH3)

Up the rear

(Hockessin)

PSA

(WH4)

I Cunt Hear You

SHIT
I'm not a furry.

Scary Pooter

BloomingFools H3
...

Tumble Cry

(WH4)

Ponyboy

(BAH3)

Cheech and Dong

(EWH3)

Just Bledi

(EWH3)

UpperCunt

(H5)

Twinkle Twinkle Little Cock

(EWH3)

Sex Toys for Tots

(BFMH3)

Silver Spooge

(EWH3)

Flabs Not Abs

(WH4-DCRW)

Ass Master 2000

(EWH3)

Wait Wait, Don't Fuck Me

(EWH3)

Beaching

(BFMH3)

Have You Blown My Stapler?

WH4
There’s always a 1st time

Deaf Lesbian

(DCH3)

In Vino Vulvitas

(OFH3)

Number 2

(WH4)

Grape Gape

Fredericksburg Urban Hash House Harriers
Wait, there was a boat...

Penis Fly Trap

Skull & Boners H3
She's a furry.

Stink Bug

(WH4)

Bubba

(BBH3)

Frank Llayd Wrong

(SBH3)

Redwood Deadwood

(CrTH3)

Fukushemale

(EWH3)

Fish N Tits

White House H3
...

Mourning Wood

(Everyday Is Wedne...)

Trail of Snail

(PFH3)

RU-469

(DCH4)

Can U Not Tinkle

(OFH3 )

Wookin Pa Nub

(So Happy It's Tue...)

Boxxx Spring

(WH4)

El Vago Libre

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Daddy's Pearl Necklace

Big Lick Hash House Harriers
...

Groundhog Lay

BFMH3
The drunkest groundhog...

Seven Queer Stitch

WH4
H3 means family.

2% MILF

(WH4)

Trim Shady

(EWH3)

Just Kasia

(WH4)

Spunk Monkey

DCRW
I'm not Grassy, or am I?

Slothy Seconds

BFMH3
Always slothy, never s...

Queen of the Jungle

HangoverH3
All bad decisions make...

Uno, Dos, Tres, LIFTOFF!

(EWH3)

DIAL F

DCRW
READ ALL THE PAMPHLETS...

Just Russel

(virgin)

AssFurr

(ELPH3)

Assfixiation

(WH4)

Fingerrrrgrgrgrr

DC Hash House Harriers
...

Trailer Swift

(IWSH3)

District 69

WH4-DCRW
Masked before it was c...

Senior Sodomizing Slut

(IWSH3)

Dick In A Box

(WH4)

Wild Bill Whore Hey

(TH3)

Basement Boy Toy

(WH4)

Cumagain Alley

WH4

Sir Lancelittle

WH4
Tis but a scratch!

Just Tamara

(EWH3)

Just Sarah

(EWH3)

Mambo # Hives

(EWH3)

Vladimir Fruitin

(EWH3)

High Speed Cock Bumper

Tidewater H3
Portland 2015

Pinocchi-Ho

(EWH3)

Fort Dixalot

Ben Franklin Mob H3
Loot, pillage, and plu...

Bipolar Bear

EWH3
Just add vodka

Bed Bath & BIDET

(MVH3)

Kooter Kunte

(WH4)

Cuntjungle

Surf City Hash House Harriers
...

Kitchen Bitch

(Blue Hen H3)

Five Way

(WH4)

Silence of the Goats

(BFMH3)

Melabonin

(EWH3)

Just Andrea

(EWH3)

Happy On His Knees

(WH4)

Test Tube Baby

(White House H3)

Anal Fission

(EWH3)

The Hyperpoop

EWH3
690mph top speed

Just Kelsey

(WH4)

Fast and Bicurious

(SMUTTyCrab)

Cum Brew Lay

HangoverH3

Spare My Finger

(BFMH3)

Chief Wounded Wiener

(KDH3-Jax)

Lick Stick

(H5)

Foot and Mouth

(White House H3)

Fist Pump

(EWH3)

School for Girls Who Don't Sex Good

(EWH3)

Lost Penis

Hockessin
...

Deep Wood Cutter

(DCRW)

The Cock Whisperer

(A3H3)

Raider of the Lost Box

(WH4)

Just Cat

WH4

Sally the Jizzhound

(EWH3)

Tony Panda

(WH4)

How I Met My Brother

WH4

Can't Find Tail

(DCRW)

Colliteral Damage

(EWH3)

Slut Machine

(Colorado Kimchi H3)

Nocturnal Mission

(FEH3)

INVIZABITCH

(OFH3)

Just Emily

(SMUTTyCrab)

Read Between the Slime

WH4
Enjoy the twintinnabul...

Ho Ho Ho your Boat

(AssH3)

Don’t Ask Don’t Smell

(EWH3)

Leaning Tower of Please Ya

(EWH3 )

Slimey Limey

WH4

Straight in the Navy

(HangoverH3)

You Can't Handle the Poop

(EWH3)

Lorena Hobbit

WH4
Here for a good time, ...

Deetz Nutz

EWH3
You know I got the deetz

A Thong Of Ice And Fire

(EWH3)

Shamrock Your Cock

(WH4)

3-Way Stop

Ben Franklin Mob H3
...

Cum Locker

(EWH3)