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WH4 WH4 Campout 2018

07/27 03:00 PM to 07/29 12:00 PM

A WH4 Hash Campout

Cost: $120*

Your Royal Wankers and Wankettes, it's that time of year again! White House Campout 2018 will be hosting all denizens of Florin and Guilder on the banks of the lovely Shenandoah River for the Princess Bride (As You Hash) Campout.

That's right. When I was your age, camping was called Campout. And this is a special Campout. It is the Campout old hashers used to tell me about when I was just a virgin, and we used to talk about it to new hashers, and today, I'm gonna tell it to you.

What's that you say? Will there be sports? Are you kidding? Fencing, fighting, torture, revenge, giants, monsters, chases, escapes, True Love, miracles,... and maybe even some kissing.

Details:

Regos will open at 10 p.m. Friday, March 30th after WH4's Full Moon event. The first 50 R.O.U.S.'s will get the entry price of $120, increasing $10 and then $25 for every 50 R.O.U.S. So don't delay!

A rego gets you:

Beer!

Five (count 'em, five) trails of magnificent quality
Entertainment in copious amounts
Mostly-Alive DJ provided by Captain Dixalot Traveling Pirate Circus
Sports, and Games, and Kissing
Five (again with the number five) meals
River tubing with pirates

and, Beer!

Prices:
(Price applies upon payment, regoing early does not guarantee lower price unless paid - PayPal fee will apply)
First 50 Regos - $120
Next 50 - $130
Next 50 - $145
Week of - $175 (based on availability)

*Sign-in will start at 3 p.m. July 27th. If you're there before then, you will be conscripted.
* We will have beer and broth for all present! However, you may bring any particular poison (of beverage) that you desire.

  Friday

- Sign-in starts at 3 with trail starting around 6 p.m. followed by circle and dinner.
- Pub Crawl will start after dark.
- Sign-in closes at 9 p.m.

 Saturday

- Breakfast will be served before trail.
- Trail will start around 10 or 11 a.m. based on the hare's performance of the night previous. Games will begin in the afternoon, continuing until circle and dinner.
- The Nekkid trail will begin generally around midnight, sooner for some.

 Sunday

- Breakfast is served, and the Fat King trail will start at 10 a.m.
- Campout will close at noon.


Princess Bride: As You Hash

Tent and camping supplies, drinking vessel with a lid to attach to your tube, river shoes for tubing, sunscreen and bug spray, bathing suit and towel, cranium lamp, prophylactics, hangover remedy of choice

Start Location Details

Golden Rock Campground

5971 US-340, Rileyville, VA 22650

Public Event

See the full list!

181 Hashers came

including:

Mambo # Hives

(EWH3)

RU-469

(DCH4)

Silence of the Goats

(BFMH3)

Chief Wounded Wiener

(KDH3-Jax)

District 69

WH4-DCRW
Masked before it was c...

Melabonin

(EWH3)

Pinocchi-Ho

(EWH3)

Jigglytits

Aloha Hash House Harriers
consent, motherfucker

Can't Find Tail

(DCRW)

INVIZABITCH

(OFH3)

Dick In A Box

(WH4)

Fukushemale

(EWH3)

3-Way Stop

Ben Franklin Mob H3
...

Just Cat

WH4

Trail of Snail

(PFH3)

Five Way

(WH4)

School for Girls Who Don't Sex Good

(EWH3)

Wookin Pa Nub

(So Happy It's Tue...)

Wait Wait, Don't Fuck Me

(EWH3)

Number 2

(WH4)

Ass Master 2000

(EWH3)

Sargasm

(WH4)

Assfixiation

(WH4)

Straight in the Navy

(HangoverH3)

Vladimir Fruitin

(EWH3)

Just Bledi

(EWH3)

Deathly Swallows

(WH4)

Raider of the Lost Box

(WH4)

Bipolar Bear

EWH3
Just add vodka

Deetz Nutz

EWH3
You know I got the deetz

Lick Stick

(H5)

Scary Pooter

BloomingFools H3
...

Ponyboy

(BAH3)

Silver Spooge

(EWH3)

Pretty Pretty Pittsburgh

(FTH3)

Twinkle Twinkle Little Cock

(EWH3)

Roll Over Bitch!

(EWH3)

Slut Machine

(Colorado Kimchi H3)

Just Kasia

(WH4)

PSA

(WH4)

Happy On His Knees

(WH4)

Cum Peg Me

(EWH3)

Colliteral Damage

(EWH3)

Stink Bug

(WH4)

I Cunt Hear You

SHIT
I'm not a furry.

Test Tube Baby

(White House H3)

Beaching

(BFMH3)

Flabs Not Abs

(WH4-DCRW)

Slimey Limey

WH4

The Great White MILF

(SHIT)

AC/DP

(WH4)

Kitchen Bitch

(Blue Hen H3)

Shamrock Your Cock

(WH4)

Cumagain Alley

WH4

D&DQ

(WH4)

UpperCunt

(H5)

AssFurr

(ELPH3)

Skidmarks

(Hockessin)

You Can't Handle the Poop

(EWH3)

Mommy Poppins

(RH3)

The Cock Whisperer

(A3H3)

Just Emily

(SMUTTyCrab)

Herpiclies

So Happy It's Tuesday
I cant find my Toga

Just Russel

(virgin)

Lost Penis

Hockessin
...

Foot and Mouth

(White House H3)

Deaf Lesbian

(DCH3)

Spunk Monkey

DCRW
I'm not Grassy, or am I?

Mourning Wood

(Everyday Is Wedne...)

Up the rear

(Hockessin)

Basement Boy Toy

(WH4)

Fish N Tits

White House H3
...

Professor Cowabunghole

(RH3)

Tumble Cry

(WH4)

Vaginal Countdown

(EWH3)

Fingerrrrgrgrgrr

DC Hash House Harriers
...

Anal Fission

(EWH3)

Bed Bath & BIDET

(MVH3)

Atari 6900

White House H3
Finish Her!!!

2% MILF

(WH4)

Just Kelsey

(WH4)

A Thong Of Ice And Fire

(EWH3)

Texas Hold Him

(EWH3)

Cheech and Dong

(EWH3)

Don’t Ask Don’t Smell

(EWH3)

Grape Gape

Fredericksburg Urban Hash House Harriers
Wait, there was a boat...

Just Kaitlin

(EWH3)

Kim Slong-ungh

White House H3
...

Gin Comes Out Yellow

GATRH3
( ಠ_ರೃ)

Just Sarah

(EWH3)

Sex Toys for Tots

(BFMH3)

Cum Locker

(EWH3)

Trailer Swift

(IWSH3)

Sphincter Shy

EWH3

Senior Sodomizing Slut

(IWSH3)

Redwood Deadwood

(CrTH3)

Groundhog Lay

BFMH3
The drunkest groundhog...

Cuntjungle

Surf City Hash House Harriers
...

Sir Lancelittle

WH4
Tis but a scratch!

Kooter Kunte

(WH4)

Sally the Jizzhound

(EWH3)

Muff'n Man

White House H3
...

Queen of the Jungle

HangoverH3
All bad decisions make...

Cum Brew Lay

HangoverH3

In Vino Vulvitas

(OFH3)

Why is the Cum Gone?

(EWH3)

Spare My Finger

(BFMH3)

High Speed Cock Bumper

Tidewater H3
Portland 2015

El Vago Libre

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Nocturnal Mission

(FEH3)

Wild Bill Whore Hey

(TH3)

Daddy's Pearl Necklace

Big Lick Hash House Harriers
...

Fast and Bicurious

(SMUTTyCrab)

Breathless

(WH4)

Otto von Jizzmark

(EWH3)

Read Between the Slime

WH4
Enjoy the twintinnabul...

Just Andrea

(EWH3)

Leaning Tower of Please Ya

(EWH3 )

Slothy Seconds

BFMH3
Always slothy, never s...

Just Tamara

(EWH3)

Frank Llayd Wrong

(SBH3)

Fist Pump

(EWH3)

Boxxx Spring

(WH4)

Seven Queer Stitch

WH4
H3 means family.

Uno, Dos, Tres, LIFTOFF!

(EWH3)

Just Bonnie

(SMUTTyCrab)

DIAL F

DCRW
READ ALL THE PAMPHLETS...

Bubba

(BBH3)

Trim Shady

(EWH3)

Just Meredith

WH4

Pico de Gayo

(WH4)

Tony Panda

(WH4)

Ginger Snatch

White House H3
...

Fort Dixalot

Ben Franklin Mob H3
Loot, pillage, and plu...

Knocked Up

WH4
Tour duh Hash 2022 day 9!

Penis Fly Trap

Skull & Boners H3
She's a furry.

The Hyperpoop

EWH3
690mph top speed

Can U Not Tinkle

(OFH3 )

Like A Surgeon

(WH4)

Deep Wood Cutter

(DCRW)

How I Met My Brother

WH4

Ho Ho Ho your Boat

(AssH3)