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WH4 Campout 2018

07/27 03:00 PM to 07/29 12:00 PM

A Hash Campout

Cost: $120*

Your Royal Wankers and Wankettes, it's that time of year again! White House Campout 2018 will be hosting all denizens of Florin and Guilder on the banks of the lovely Shenandoah River for the Princess Bride (As You Hash) Campout.

That's right. When I was your age, camping was called Campout. And this is a special Campout. It is the Campout old hashers used to tell me about when I was just a virgin, and we used to talk about it to new hashers, and today, I'm gonna tell it to you.

What's that you say? Will there be sports? Are you kidding? Fencing, fighting, torture, revenge, giants, monsters, chases, escapes, True Love, miracles,... and maybe even some kissing.

Details:

Regos will open at 10 p.m. Friday, March 30th after WH4's Full Moon event. The first 50 R.O.U.S.'s will get the entry price of $120, increasing $10 and then $25 for every 50 R.O.U.S. So don't delay!

A rego gets you:

Beer!

Five (count 'em, five) trails of magnificent quality
Entertainment in copious amounts
Mostly-Alive DJ provided by Captain Dixalot Traveling Pirate Circus
Sports, and Games, and Kissing
Five (again with the number five) meals
River tubing with pirates

and, Beer!

Prices:
(Price applies upon payment, regoing early does not guarantee lower price unless paid - PayPal fee will apply)
First 50 Regos - $120
Next 50 - $130
Next 50 - $145
Week of - $175 (based on availability)

*Sign-in will start at 3 p.m. July 27th. If you're there before then, you will be conscripted.
* We will have beer and broth for all present! However, you may bring any particular poison (of beverage) that you desire.

  Friday

- Sign-in starts at 3 with trail starting around 6 p.m. followed by circle and dinner.
- Pub Crawl will start after dark.
- Sign-in closes at 9 p.m.

 Saturday

- Breakfast will be served before trail.
- Trail will start around 10 or 11 a.m. based on the hare's performance of the night previous. Games will begin in the afternoon, continuing until circle and dinner.
- The Nekkid trail will begin generally around midnight, sooner for some.

 Sunday

- Breakfast is served, and the Fat King trail will start at 10 a.m.
- Campout will close at noon.


Princess Bride: As You Hash

Tent and camping supplies, drinking vessel with a lid to attach to your tube, river shoes for tubing, sunscreen and bug spray, bathing suit and towel, cranium lamp, prophylactics, hangover remedy of choice

Start Location Details

Golden Rock Campground

5971 US-340, Rileyville, VA 22650

Public Event

181 Hashers came:

3-Way Stop

Ben Franklin Mob H3
...

Atari 6900

White House H3
Finish Her!!!

Bipolar Bear

EWH3
Just add vodka

Blow Me Closer Tiny Dancer

EWH3
Bites when provoked.

Cuntjungle

Surf City Hash House Harriers
...

Daddy's Pearl Necklace

Big Lick Hash House Harriers
...

Deetz Nutz

EWH3
You know I got the deetz

DIAL F

DCRW
READ ALL THE PAMPHLETS...

District 69

WH4-DCRW
I drink and I don't kn...

dwarfus interruptus

TR2H2
Confused As A Baby In ...

El Vago Libre

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Fingerrrrgrgrgrr

DC Hash House Harriers
...

Fish N Tits

White House H3
...

Fort Dixalot

Ben Franklin Mob H3
Loot, pillage, and plu...

Ginger Snatch

White House H3
...

Grape Gape

Fredericksburg Urban Hash House Harriers
...

Groundhog Lay

BFMH3
The drunkest groundhog...

Head Injury

EWH3
...

Herpicles

So Happy It's Tuesday
I cant find my Toga

High Speed Cock Bumper

Tidewater H3
Portland 2015

I Cunt Hear You

SHIT
I'm not a furry.

Jigglytits

Aloha Hash House Harriers
i WILL get out the sha...

Kim Slong-ungh

White House H3
...

Knocked Up

WH4
hashing with the Tokyo...

Lost Penis

Hockessin
...

Muff'n Man

White House H3
...

Penis Fly Trap

Skull & Boners H3
She's a furry.

Queen of the Jungle

HangoverH3
All bad decisions make...

Scary Pooter

BloomingFools H3
...

Seven Queer Stitch

WH4
H3 means family.

Sister Angry Dragon

OFH3
Tit check lover

Slothy Seconds

BFMH3
Always slothy, never s...

Spunk Monkey

DCRW
I'm not Grassy, or am I?

Stain Gretzky

EWH3
#GoalieGoals

Starship InHerThighs

WH4-DCRW
Boldly Going On-On

The Hyperpoop

EWH3
690mph top speed

Vincent Van Gogh F*ck Myself

White House H3
...

2% MILF

(WH4)

A Thong Of Ice And Fire

(EWH3)

AC/DP

(WH4)

Anal Fission

(EWH3)

Ass Master 2000

(EWH3)

Assfixiation

(WH4)

AssFurr

(ELPH3)

Basement Boy Toy

(WH4)

Beaching

(BFMH3)

Bed Bath & BIDET

(MVH3)

Boxxx Spring

(WH4)

Breathless

(WH4)

Bubba

(BBH3)

Can U Not Tinkle

(OFH3 )

Can't Find Tail

(DCRW)

Cheech and Dong

(EWH3)

Chief Wounded Wiener

(KDH3-Jax)

Colliteral Damage

(EWH3)

Cum Brew Lay

HangoverH3

Cum Locker

(EWH3)

Cum Peg Me

(EWH3)

Cumagain Alley

WH4

D&DQ

(WH4)

Deaf Lesbian

(DCH3)

Deathly Swallows

(WH4)

Deep Wood Cutter

(DCRW)

Dick In A Box

(WH4)

Don’t Ask Don’t Smell

(EWH3)

Fast and Bicurious

(SMUTTyCrab)

Fist Pump

(EWH3)

Five Way

(WH4)

Flabs Not Abs

(WH4-DCRW)

Foot and Mouth

(White House H3)

Frank Llayd Wrong

(SBH3)

Fukushemale

(EWH3)

Happy On His Knees

(WH4)

Ho Ho Ho your Boat

(AssH3)

How I Met My Brother

WH4

In Vino Vulvitas

(OFH3)

INVIZABITCH

(OFH3)

Just Andrea

(EWH3)

Just Bledi

(EWH3)

Just Bonnie

(SMUTTyCrab)

Just Cat

WH4

Just Emily

(SMUTTyCrab)

Just Kaitlin

(EWH3)

Just Kasia

(WH4)

Just Kelsey

(WH4)

Just Meredith

WH4

Just Russel

(virgin)

Just Sarah

(EWH3)

Just Tamara

(EWH3)

Kitchen Bitch

(Blue Hen H3)

Kooter Kunte

(WH4)

Leaning Tower of Please Ya

(EWH3 )

Lick Stick

(H5)

Like A Surgeon

(WH4)

Mambo # Hives

(EWH3)

Melabonin

(EWH3)

Mommy Poppins

(RH3)

Mourning Wood

(Everyday Is Wedne...)

Nocturnal Mission

(FEH3)

Number 2

(WH4)

Otto von Jizzmark

(EWH3)

Pico de Gayo

(WH4)

Pinocchi-Ho

(EWH3)

Ponyboy

(BAH3)

Pretty Pretty Pittsburgh

(FTH3)

Professor Cowabunghole

(RH3)

PSA

(WH4)

Raider of the Lost Box

(WH4)

Redwood Deadwood

(CrTH3)

Roll Over Bitch!

(EWH3)

RU-469

(DCH4)

Sally the Jizzhound

(EWH3)

Sargasm

(WH4)

School for Girls Who Don't Sex Good

(EWH3)

Senior Sodomizing Slut

(IWSH3)

Sex Toys for Tots

(BFMH3)

Shamrock Your Cock

(WH4)

Silence of the Goats

(BFMH3)

Silver Spooge

(EWH3)

Skidmarks

(Hockessin)

Slimey Limey

WH4

Slut Machine

(Colorado Kimchi H3)

Spare My Finger

(BFMH3)

Sphincter Shy

EWH3

Stink Bug

(WH4)

Straight in the Navy

(HangoverH3)

Test Tube Baby

(White House H3)

Texas Hold Him

(EWH3)

The Cock Whisperer

(A3H3)

The Great White MILF

(SHIT)

Tony Panda

(WH4)

Trail of Snail

(PFH3)

Trailer Swift

(IWSH3)

Trim Shady

(EWH3)

Tumble Cry

(WH4)

Twinkle Twinkle Little Cock

(EWH3)

Uno, Dos, Tres, LIFTOFF!

(EWH3)

Up the rear

(Hockessin)

UpperCunt

(H5)

Vaginal Countdown

(EWH3)

Vladimir Fruitin

(EWH3)

Wait Wait, Don't Fuck Me

(EWH3)

Why is the Cum Gone?

(EWH3)

Wild Bill Whore Hey

(TH3)

Wookin Pa Nub

(So Happy It's Tue...)

You Can't Handle the Poop

(EWH3)