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WH4 WH4 Campout 2018
07/27 03:00 PM to 07/29 12:00 PM
A WH4 Hash Campout
Cost: $120*
Your Royal Wankers and Wankettes, it's that time of year again! White House Campout 2018 will be hosting all denizens of Florin and Guilder on the banks of the lovely Shenandoah River for the Princess Bride (As You Hash) Campout.
That's right. When I was your age, camping was called Campout. And this is a special Campout. It is the Campout old hashers used to tell me about when I was just a virgin, and we used to talk about it to new hashers, and today, I'm gonna tell it to you.
What's that you say? Will there be sports? Are you kidding? Fencing, fighting, torture, revenge, giants, monsters, chases, escapes, True Love, miracles,... and maybe even some kissing.
Details:
Regos will open at 10 p.m. Friday, March 30th after WH4's Full Moon event. The first 50 R.O.U.S.'s will get the entry price of $120, increasing $10 and then $25 for every 50 R.O.U.S. So don't delay!
A rego gets you:
Beer!
Five (count 'em, five) trails of magnificent quality
Entertainment in copious amounts
Mostly-Alive DJ provided by Captain Dixalot Traveling Pirate Circus
Sports, and Games, and Kissing
Five (again with the number five) meals
River tubing with pirates
and, Beer!
Prices:
(Price applies upon payment, regoing early does not guarantee lower price unless paid - PayPal fee will apply)
First 50 Regos - $120
Next 50 - $130
Next 50 - $145
Week of - $175 (based on availability)
*Sign-in will start at 3 p.m. July 27th. If you're there before then, you will be conscripted.
* We will have beer and broth for all present! However, you may bring any particular poison (of beverage) that you desire.
Friday
- Sign-in starts at 3 with trail starting around 6 p.m. followed by circle and dinner.
- Pub Crawl will start after dark.
- Sign-in closes at 9 p.m.
Saturday
- Breakfast will be served before trail.
- Trail will start around 10 or 11 a.m. based on the hare's performance of the night previous. Games will begin in the afternoon, continuing until circle and dinner.
- The Nekkid trail will begin generally around midnight, sooner for some.
Sunday
- Breakfast is served, and the Fat King trail will start at 10 a.m.
- Campout will close at noon.
Princess Bride: As You Hash
Tent and camping supplies, drinking vessel with a lid to attach to your tube, river shoes for tubing, sunscreen and bug spray, bathing suit and towel, cranium lamp, prophylactics, hangover remedy of choice
Start Location Details
Public Event
including:
UpperCunt
(H5)
Trim Shady
(EWH3)
Straight in the Navy
(HangoverH3)
D&DQ
(WH4)
Bed Bath & BIDET
(MVH3)
Why is the Cum Gone?
(EWH3)
Skidmarks
(Hockessin)
The Great White MILF
(SHIT)
Tumble Cry
(WH4)
Senior Sodomizing Slut
(IWSH3)
Sargasm
(WH4)
Trail of Snail
(PFH3)
PSA
(WH4)
Pinocchi-Ho
(EWH3)
Just Tamara
(EWH3)
Wait Wait, Don't Fuck Me
(EWH3)
Just Cat
Mourning Wood
(Everyday Is Wedne...)
Slut Machine
(Colorado Kimchi H3)
Just Kasia
(WH4)
Trailer Swift
(IWSH3)
Don’t Ask Don’t Smell
(EWH3)
Assfixiation
(WH4)
Sex Toys for Tots
(BFMH3)
Otto von Jizzmark
(EWH3)
Wookin Pa Nub
(So Happy It's Tue...)
Redwood Deadwood
(CrTH3)
Dick In A Box
(WH4)
Like A Surgeon
(WH4)
Colliteral Damage
(EWH3)
Uno, Dos, Tres, LIFTOFF!
(EWH3)
Breathless
(WH4)
Pretty Pretty Pittsburgh
(FTH3)
Just Bledi
(EWH3)
Wild Bill Whore Hey
(TH3)
In Vino Vulvitas
(OFH3)
Just Sarah
(EWH3)
Leaning Tower of Please Ya
(EWH3 )
Professor Cowabunghole
(RH3)
Happy On His Knees
(WH4)
Silence of the Goats
(BFMH3)
Cum Peg Me
(EWH3)
Just Kaitlin
(EWH3)
Texas Hold Him
(EWH3)
Test Tube Baby
(White House H3)
Just Meredith
Melabonin
(EWH3)
Ho Ho Ho your Boat
(AssH3)
Just Emily
(SMUTTyCrab)
Ponyboy
(BAH3)
Cum Brew Lay
Spare My Finger
(BFMH3)
Fast and Bicurious
(SMUTTyCrab)
Just Kelsey
(WH4)
Roll Over Bitch!
(EWH3)
Vladimir Fruitin
(EWH3)
Pico de Gayo
(WH4)
Cheech and Dong
(EWH3)
Kooter Kunte
(WH4)
Cum Locker
(EWH3)
Five Way
(WH4)
RU-469
(DCH4)
Deep Wood Cutter
(DCRW)
Sally the Jizzhound
(EWH3)
The Cock Whisperer
(A3H3)
AssFurr
(ELPH3)
AC/DP
(WH4)
Bubba
(BBH3)
Stink Bug
(WH4)
How I Met My Brother
Tony Panda
(WH4)
Silver Spooge
(EWH3)
Beaching
(BFMH3)
Mommy Poppins
(RH3)
Frank Llayd Wrong
(SBH3)
A Thong Of Ice And Fire
(EWH3)
Deaf Lesbian
(DCH3)
Kitchen Bitch
(Blue Hen H3)
Basement Boy Toy
(WH4)
Number 2
(WH4)
Boxxx Spring
(WH4)
Just Bonnie
(SMUTTyCrab)
Fist Pump
(EWH3)
Just Andrea
(EWH3)
Anal Fission
(EWH3)
Raider of the Lost Box
(WH4)
Slimey Limey
Can't Find Tail
(DCRW)
2% MILF
(WH4)
Nocturnal Mission
(FEH3)
Vaginal Countdown
(EWH3)
Mambo # Hives
(EWH3)
Can U Not Tinkle
(OFH3 )
Flabs Not Abs
(WH4-DCRW)
School for Girls Who Don't Sex Good
(EWH3)
Deathly Swallows
(WH4)
Up the rear
(Hockessin)
Just Russel
(virgin)
Chief Wounded Wiener
(KDH3-Jax)
Lick Stick
(H5)
INVIZABITCH
(OFH3)
You Can't Handle the Poop
(EWH3)
Foot and Mouth
(White House H3)
Cumagain Alley
Fukushemale
(EWH3)
Shamrock Your Cock
(WH4)
Twinkle Twinkle Little Cock
(EWH3)
Ass Master 2000
(EWH3)
Sphincter Shy
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