Cost: $120*
Your Royal Wankers and Wankettes, it's that time of year again! White House Campout 2018 will be hosting all denizens of Florin and Guilder on the banks of the lovely Shenandoah River for the Princess Bride (As You Hash) Campout.
That's right. When I was your age, camping was called Campout. And this is a special Campout. It is the Campout old hashers used to tell me about when I was just a virgin, and we used to talk about it to new hashers, and today, I'm gonna tell it to you.
What's that you say? Will there be sports? Are you kidding? Fencing, fighting, torture, revenge, giants, monsters, chases, escapes, True Love, miracles,... and maybe even some kissing.
Details:
Regos will open at 10 p.m. Friday, March 30th after WH4's Full Moon event. The first 50 R.O.U.S.'s will get the entry price of $120, increasing $10 and then $25 for every 50 R.O.U.S. So don't delay!
A rego gets you:
Beer!
Five (count 'em, five) trails of magnificent quality
Entertainment in copious amounts
Mostly-Alive DJ provided by Captain Dixalot Traveling Pirate Circus
Sports, and Games, and Kissing
Five (again with the number five) meals
River tubing with pirates
and, Beer!
Prices:
(Price applies upon payment, regoing early does not guarantee lower price unless paid - PayPal fee will apply)
First 50 Regos - $120
Next 50 - $130
Next 50 - $145
Week of - $175 (based on availability)
*Sign-in will start at 3 p.m. July 27th. If you're there before then, you will be conscripted.
* We will have beer and broth for all present! However, you may bring any particular poison (of beverage) that you desire.
Friday
- Sign-in starts at 3 with trail starting around 6 p.m. followed by circle and dinner.
- Pub Crawl will start after dark.
- Sign-in closes at 9 p.m.
Saturday
- Breakfast will be served before trail.
- Trail will start around 10 or 11 a.m. based on the hare's performance of the night previous. Games will begin in the afternoon, continuing until circle and dinner.
- The Nekkid trail will begin generally around midnight, sooner for some.
Sunday
- Breakfast is served, and the Fat King trail will start at 10 a.m.
- Campout will close at noon.
Princess Bride: As You Hash
Tent and camping supplies, drinking vessel with a lid to attach to your tube, river shoes for tubing, sunscreen and bug spray, bathing suit and towel, cranium lamp, prophylactics, hangover remedy of choice
including:
Mambo # Hives
(EWH3)
RU-469
(DCH4)
Silence of the Goats
(BFMH3)
Chief Wounded Wiener
(KDH3-Jax)
Melabonin
(EWH3)
Pinocchi-Ho
(EWH3)
Can't Find Tail
(DCRW)
INVIZABITCH
(OFH3)
Dick In A Box
(WH4)
Fukushemale
(EWH3)
Just Cat
Trail of Snail
(PFH3)
Five Way
(WH4)
School for Girls Who Don't Sex Good
(EWH3)
Wookin Pa Nub
(So Happy It's Tue...)
Wait Wait, Don't Fuck Me
(EWH3)
Number 2
(WH4)
Ass Master 2000
(EWH3)
Sargasm
(WH4)
Assfixiation
(WH4)
Straight in the Navy
(HangoverH3)
Vladimir Fruitin
(EWH3)
Just Bledi
(EWH3)
Deathly Swallows
(WH4)
Raider of the Lost Box
(WH4)
Lick Stick
(H5)
Ponyboy
(BAH3)
Silver Spooge
(EWH3)
Pretty Pretty Pittsburgh
(FTH3)
Twinkle Twinkle Little Cock
(EWH3)
Roll Over Bitch!
(EWH3)
Slut Machine
(Colorado Kimchi H3)
Just Kasia
(WH4)
PSA
(WH4)
Happy On His Knees
(WH4)
Cum Peg Me
(EWH3)
Colliteral Damage
(EWH3)
Stink Bug
(WH4)
Test Tube Baby
(White House H3)
Beaching
(BFMH3)
Flabs Not Abs
(WH4-DCRW)
Slimey Limey
The Great White MILF
(SHIT)
AC/DP
(WH4)
Kitchen Bitch
(Blue Hen H3)
Shamrock Your Cock
(WH4)
Cumagain Alley
D&DQ
(WH4)
UpperCunt
(H5)
AssFurr
(ELPH3)
Skidmarks
(Hockessin)
You Can't Handle the Poop
(EWH3)
Mommy Poppins
(RH3)
The Cock Whisperer
(A3H3)
Just Emily
(SMUTTyCrab)
Just Russel
(virgin)
Foot and Mouth
(White House H3)
Deaf Lesbian
(DCH3)
Mourning Wood
(Everyday Is Wedne...)
Up the rear
(Hockessin)
Basement Boy Toy
(WH4)
Professor Cowabunghole
(RH3)
Tumble Cry
(WH4)
Vaginal Countdown
(EWH3)
Anal Fission
(EWH3)
Bed Bath & BIDET
(MVH3)
2% MILF
(WH4)
Just Kelsey
(WH4)
A Thong Of Ice And Fire
(EWH3)
Texas Hold Him
(EWH3)
Cheech and Dong
(EWH3)
Don’t Ask Don’t Smell
(EWH3)
Just Kaitlin
(EWH3)
Just Sarah
(EWH3)
Sex Toys for Tots
(BFMH3)
Cum Locker
(EWH3)
Trailer Swift
(IWSH3)
Sphincter Shy
Senior Sodomizing Slut
(IWSH3)
Redwood Deadwood
(CrTH3)
Kooter Kunte
(WH4)
Sally the Jizzhound
(EWH3)
Cum Brew Lay
In Vino Vulvitas
(OFH3)
Why is the Cum Gone?
(EWH3)
Spare My Finger
(BFMH3)
Nocturnal Mission
(FEH3)
Wild Bill Whore Hey
(TH3)
Fast and Bicurious
(SMUTTyCrab)
Breathless
(WH4)
Otto von Jizzmark
(EWH3)
Just Andrea
(EWH3)
Leaning Tower of Please Ya
(EWH3 )
Just Tamara
(EWH3)
Frank Llayd Wrong
(SBH3)
Fist Pump
(EWH3)
Boxxx Spring
(WH4)
Uno, Dos, Tres, LIFTOFF!
(EWH3)
Just Bonnie
(SMUTTyCrab)
Bubba
(BBH3)
Trim Shady
(EWH3)
Just Meredith
Pico de Gayo
(WH4)
Tony Panda
(WH4)
Can U Not Tinkle
(OFH3 )
Like A Surgeon
(WH4)
Deep Wood Cutter
(DCRW)
How I Met My Brother
Ho Ho Ho your Boat
(AssH3)
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