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WH4 WH4 Campout 2018
07/27 03:00 PM to 07/29 12:00 PM
A WH4 Hash Campout
Cost: $120*
Your Royal Wankers and Wankettes, it's that time of year again! White House Campout 2018 will be hosting all denizens of Florin and Guilder on the banks of the lovely Shenandoah River for the Princess Bride (As You Hash) Campout.
That's right. When I was your age, camping was called Campout. And this is a special Campout. It is the Campout old hashers used to tell me about when I was just a virgin, and we used to talk about it to new hashers, and today, I'm gonna tell it to you.
What's that you say? Will there be sports? Are you kidding? Fencing, fighting, torture, revenge, giants, monsters, chases, escapes, True Love, miracles,... and maybe even some kissing.
Details:
Regos will open at 10 p.m. Friday, March 30th after WH4's Full Moon event. The first 50 R.O.U.S.'s will get the entry price of $120, increasing $10 and then $25 for every 50 R.O.U.S. So don't delay!
A rego gets you:
Beer!
Five (count 'em, five) trails of magnificent quality
Entertainment in copious amounts
Mostly-Alive DJ provided by Captain Dixalot Traveling Pirate Circus
Sports, and Games, and Kissing
Five (again with the number five) meals
River tubing with pirates
and, Beer!
Prices:
(Price applies upon payment, regoing early does not guarantee lower price unless paid - PayPal fee will apply)
First 50 Regos - $120
Next 50 - $130
Next 50 - $145
Week of - $175 (based on availability)
*Sign-in will start at 3 p.m. July 27th. If you're there before then, you will be conscripted.
* We will have beer and broth for all present! However, you may bring any particular poison (of beverage) that you desire.
Friday
- Sign-in starts at 3 with trail starting around 6 p.m. followed by circle and dinner.
- Pub Crawl will start after dark.
- Sign-in closes at 9 p.m.
Saturday
- Breakfast will be served before trail.
- Trail will start around 10 or 11 a.m. based on the hare's performance of the night previous. Games will begin in the afternoon, continuing until circle and dinner.
- The Nekkid trail will begin generally around midnight, sooner for some.
Sunday
- Breakfast is served, and the Fat King trail will start at 10 a.m.
- Campout will close at noon.
Princess Bride: As You Hash
Tent and camping supplies, drinking vessel with a lid to attach to your tube, river shoes for tubing, sunscreen and bug spray, bathing suit and towel, cranium lamp, prophylactics, hangover remedy of choice
Start Location Details
Public Event
including:
Cum Brew Lay
Just Meredith
Can't Find Tail
(DCRW)
Just Emily
(SMUTTyCrab)
Colliteral Damage
(EWH3)
Foot and Mouth
(White House H3)
Fukushemale
(EWH3)
Sally the Jizzhound
(EWH3)
Just Kelsey
(WH4)
Anal Fission
(EWH3)
Vladimir Fruitin
(EWH3)
Cheech and Dong
(EWH3)
Senior Sodomizing Slut
(IWSH3)
Mourning Wood
(Everyday Is Wedne...)
Lick Stick
(H5)
Don’t Ask Don’t Smell
(EWH3)
Slimey Limey
Bed Bath & BIDET
(MVH3)
Trim Shady
(EWH3)
Tumble Cry
(WH4)
UpperCunt
(H5)
Pretty Pretty Pittsburgh
(FTH3)
Silence of the Goats
(BFMH3)
Frank Llayd Wrong
(SBH3)
Mambo # Hives
(EWH3)
Silver Spooge
(EWH3)
Just Andrea
(EWH3)
Slut Machine
(Colorado Kimchi H3)
Raider of the Lost Box
(WH4)
Skidmarks
(Hockessin)
Sphincter Shy
PSA
(WH4)
Texas Hold Him
(EWH3)
Test Tube Baby
(White House H3)
Sargasm
(WH4)
Sex Toys for Tots
(BFMH3)
D&DQ
(WH4)
Wild Bill Whore Hey
(TH3)
Nocturnal Mission
(FEH3)
Wookin Pa Nub
(So Happy It's Tue...)
Straight in the Navy
(HangoverH3)
Deaf Lesbian
(DCH3)
Number 2
(WH4)
Just Cat
Trailer Swift
(IWSH3)
Ass Master 2000
(EWH3)
Wait Wait, Don't Fuck Me
(EWH3)
Dick In A Box
(WH4)
Deathly Swallows
(WH4)
Cumagain Alley
Bubba
(BBH3)
INVIZABITCH
(OFH3)
2% MILF
(WH4)
Boxxx Spring
(WH4)
Otto von Jizzmark
(EWH3)
Melabonin
(EWH3)
Trail of Snail
(PFH3)
Ho Ho Ho your Boat
(AssH3)
Pico de Gayo
(WH4)
Can U Not Tinkle
(OFH3 )
Five Way
(WH4)
AC/DP
(WH4)
Twinkle Twinkle Little Cock
(EWH3)
Fist Pump
(EWH3)
Cum Peg Me
(EWH3)
Spare My Finger
(BFMH3)
Why is the Cum Gone?
(EWH3)
You Can't Handle the Poop
(EWH3)
Just Bledi
(EWH3)
Roll Over Bitch!
(EWH3)
Mommy Poppins
(RH3)
Deep Wood Cutter
(DCRW)
Kooter Kunte
(WH4)
Just Sarah
(EWH3)
Happy On His Knees
(WH4)
School for Girls Who Don't Sex Good
(EWH3)
Just Bonnie
(SMUTTyCrab)
Ponyboy
(BAH3)
Redwood Deadwood
(CrTH3)
Tony Panda
(WH4)
How I Met My Brother
Just Kaitlin
(EWH3)
Just Tamara
(EWH3)
The Great White MILF
(SHIT)
The Cock Whisperer
(A3H3)
Up the rear
(Hockessin)
Professor Cowabunghole
(RH3)
Kitchen Bitch
(Blue Hen H3)
Fast and Bicurious
(SMUTTyCrab)
RU-469
(DCH4)
Beaching
(BFMH3)
Assfixiation
(WH4)
Chief Wounded Wiener
(KDH3-Jax)
Uno, Dos, Tres, LIFTOFF!
(EWH3)
Vaginal Countdown
(EWH3)
Just Kasia
(WH4)
Just Russel
(virgin)
Cum Locker
(EWH3)
A Thong Of Ice And Fire
(EWH3)
Stink Bug
(WH4)
Basement Boy Toy
(WH4)
Flabs Not Abs
(WH4-DCRW)
Like A Surgeon
(WH4)
Pinocchi-Ho
(EWH3)
Shamrock Your Cock
(WH4)
Breathless
(WH4)
Leaning Tower of Please Ya
(EWH3 )
In Vino Vulvitas
(OFH3)
AssFurr
(ELPH3)
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