Organizers:
WH3 White Trash American Penis 2026
07/17 03:00 PM to 07/19 12:00 PM
A WH3 Hash Campout
Cost: $99*
Shiggy:
It's a White Trash American Penis Summer Camp!
Do you remember that one time at band camp? When you were blowing what you thought was a flute but turns out it was a penis?? Yeah, me neither... Anyway! Think of your white trashiest moments, now make yourself a penis! That's a what a White Trash American Penis is! Have fun with it, JUST DON'T BE A DICK!
We will have shiggy trails, delicious Whoreman brewed beer, seltzer, and cider, fantastic meals, a boozy tent crawl, terrible karaoke, ridiculous OlympDicks, and many other opportunities to humiliate yourself!
Location: Diamond Fork Campgrounds
Check-in begins at 3 PM
See Payment Options when you rego.
For the full schedule, see the Schedule tabs:
Friday
Opening Ritual (circle)
Tent/Shot crawl
Saturday
Turkey/Eagle Trail
O-limp-dicks
Naked Trail
Sunday
Closing Ritual
Hangover/Clean-up Trail
White Trash American Penis - Think wet hot American Summer Camp with a dose of penis.
Tent, sleeping bag/bedding, bathing suit, sun hat, sunblock, shiggy socks, back up liver, spare dignity, vessels, competitive spirit, good attitude, appetite, trail shoes, bug spray, sunglasses, penis decorations, 'Merica decorations, tent lights, jorts, patches,
Location Details
Dimond Fork Campgrounds https://www.recreation.gov/camping/campgrounds/233869?tab=info
Diamond Fork Rd, Springville, UT 84663
Diamond Fork Campgrounds
We have Group Sites 2 and 3
Site 2
Site 3 (check-in)
Parking is limited to 35 cars, we will be coordinating carpool opportunities and rides up to the campground for visiting hashers. There is space for RVs (max 30ft) but no connections, water or electric.
Tents can be setup anywhere within the group camp sites, first come first serve. Main activities, setup, food, and o-limp-dicks will be held in site 3.
There is potable water on the site, vault toilets, no showers, but there is a river.
Driving Directions:
From I-15, take exit 258 and turn east toward Spanish Fork Canyon. Continue up Spanish Fork Canyon for about 9 miles to Forest Road 029/Diamond Fork Canyon. Turn left into Diamond Fork Canyon and travel 6 miles northeast to campground.
40° 4' 18.8764" N 111° 25' 45.9084" W
Schedule of Events
3:00 PM - Early Check In
4:00 PM - General Check In
6:00 PM - Dinner
8:00 PM - Opening Circle
8:15 PM - Tent Crawl
9:00 AM - Breakfast
10:00 AM - Trail (Nipples)
12:45 PM - Lunch
3:00 PM - Olympdicks (Came for a Week)
7:00 PM - Dinner
10:00 PM - Naked Trail
9:00 AM - Breakfast
11:00 AM - Closing Circle
11:30 AM - Cleanup/Hangover Trail
12:00 PM - Everyone Out!
Public Event
including:
Exhibushionist
(LDSH3)
Spitty Spitty Gangbang
(OCH3)
Blue Cock in garbage, R-word Kelly, Rain man
(your mom h3)
Legs Wide Open
(KCH3)
Turtle Dick
(MosquitoH3)
High Occupancy Voicebox (HOV)
(OH3)
Cock Secret
(SLUT-DH3)
Sensitive New Age Nipples
(Whoreman H3)
Hammer Me Harder
(WH3)
Just Brandon
(LDSH3)
Double Brown Diamond
(LDSH3)
Cuntractor
(LVHHH)
Dragon Ball ZZZs Nuts
(LDSH3)
Pan-Sexual
(LDSH3)
Kinkee Ken Klimaxer
(LDSH3)
Joe Vs The Vagina
(Whoreman H3)
Oral V
(LDSH3)
Stinky Pinky
(LDSH3)
Some Like It Spicy I Like It White
(LDSH3)
Brokeback blackout
(LDSH3)
Creme de la Cum
(LDSH3)
Spits and Dribbles
(WH3)
Just Tori
(MosquitoH3)
Yeast Confection
(LAH3/ Bad Decisio...)
I don't mow lawns. I don't shovel snow. I don't do Ass-to-mouth.
(SLUT-DH3)
Bracing for Scabs
(WH3)
Anal Sanctuary
(Tidewater H3)
Massuesstitute
(LDSH3)
My Little Pony Keg
(CLH3)
Two Pump Trumped
(LDSH3)
Piggy Style
(ABQH3)
Tums the enemy maker
(SLuTH3)
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