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WH3 White Trash American Penis 2026

07/17 03:00 PM to 07/19 12:00 PM

A WH3 Hash Campout

Cost: $99*

Shiggy:

It's a White Trash American Penis Summer Camp!
Do you remember that one time at band camp? When you were blowing what you thought was a flute but turns out it was a penis?? Yeah, me neither... Anyway! Think of your white trashiest moments, now make yourself a penis! That's a what a White Trash American Penis is! Have fun with it, JUST DON'T BE A DICK!

We will have shiggy trails, delicious Whoreman brewed beer, seltzer, and cider, fantastic meals, a boozy tent crawl, terrible karaoke, ridiculous OlympDicks, and many other opportunities to humiliate yourself!

Location: Diamond Fork Campgrounds
Check-in begins at 3 PM
See Payment Options when you rego.

For the full schedule, see the Schedule tabs:
Friday
Opening Ritual (circle)
Tent/Shot crawl

Saturday
Turkey/Eagle Trail
O-limp-dicks
Naked Trail

Sunday
Closing Ritual
Hangover/Clean-up Trail


White Trash American Penis - Think wet hot American Summer Camp with a dose of penis.

Tent, sleeping bag/bedding, bathing suit, sun hat, sunblock, shiggy socks, back up liver, spare dignity, vessels, competitive spirit, good attitude, appetite, trail shoes, bug spray, sunglasses, penis decorations, 'Merica decorations, tent lights, jorts, patches,

Location Details

Dimond Fork Campgrounds https://www.recreation.gov/camping/campgrounds/233869?tab=info

Diamond Fork Rd, Springville, UT 84663

Diamond Fork Campgrounds

Diamond Fork Camnpgrounds

We have Group Sites 2 and 3
Site 2
Site 3 (check-in)

Parking is limited to 35 cars, we will be coordinating carpool opportunities and rides up to the campground for visiting hashers. There is space for RVs (max 30ft) but no connections, water or electric.

Tents can be setup anywhere within the group camp sites, first come first serve. Main activities, setup, food, and o-limp-dicks will be held in site 3.
There is potable water on the site, vault toilets, no showers, but there is a river.

Driving Directions:
From I-15, take exit 258 and turn east toward Spanish Fork Canyon. Continue up Spanish Fork Canyon for about 9 miles to Forest Road 029/Diamond Fork Canyon. Turn left into Diamond Fork Canyon and travel 6 miles northeast to campground.


40° 4' 18.8764" N 111° 25' 45.9084" W

Schedule of Events

3:00 PM - Early Check In
4:00 PM - General Check In
6:00 PM - Dinner
8:00 PM - Opening Circle
8:15 PM - Tent Crawl


9:00 AM - Breakfast
10:00 AM - Trail (Nipples)
12:45 PM - Lunch
3:00 PM - Olympdicks (Came for a Week)
7:00 PM - Dinner
10:00 PM - Naked Trail


9:00 AM - Breakfast
11:00 AM - Closing Circle
11:30 AM - Cleanup/Hangover Trail
12:00 PM - Everyone Out!


Public Event

See the full list!

71 Hashers came

including:

I peg your pardon

(LVH3vlv)

Piggy Style

(ABQH3)

Bracing for Scabs

(WH3)

Dragon Ball ZZZs Nuts

(LDSH3)

Scuba Deuce

SMUTTy Crab Hash House Harriers
Spandex Afficionado

Bus Load

SL,UT Discovery Hash House Harriers
Will bottom for beer

Spits and Dribbles

(WH3)

Pee Shy for the Queer Eye

Lotsa Damn Shiggy Hash House Harriers
...

Came for a Week

Tidewater H3
...

Dick In My Ass Makes Me Gay

Atomic Shit Show Hash House Harriers
...

Just Tori

(MosquitoH3)

Blue Cock in garbage, R-word Kelly, Rain man

(your mom h3)

My Little Pony Keg

(CLH3)

Two Pump Trumped

(LDSH3)

Hon Hon Hon Titty Croissanta

Lotsa Damn Shiggy Hash House Harriers
...

Stiffany

(DCRW)

Cuntractor

(LVHHH)

Cuckold and Cuddle FB

Wasatch Hash House Harriers
...

Just SieghJhayee

(LDSH3)

dwarfus interruptus

White House H3
I Moo At Cows

Oral V

(LDSH3)

I don't mow lawns. I don't shovel snow. I don't do Ass-to-mouth.

(SLUT-DH3)

Chocolate V

(WH3)

Sensitive New Age Nipples

(Whoreman H3)

Kinkee Ken Klimaxer

(LDSH3)

Legs Wide Open

(KCH3)

Does This Mirror Make Me Queer

Salt Lake Old School Hash House Harriers
...

WoodWorker

(Boise H3)

Scent of a Man

Lotsa Damn Shiggy Hash House Harriers
...

Passhole

Boise Hash House Harriers
...

Spitty Spitty Gangbang

(OCH3)

Cock Secret

(SLUT-DH3)

High Beams

Wasatch Hash House Harriers
...

Just Mandy

(LDSH3)

Just Ziggie

(WhoreH3)

Shock Cock

Fair Weather Hash House Harriers
...

Makes His Own Gravy

Salt Lake Old School Hash House Harriers
...

Lick Stick

Nomad Hash House Harriers
...

Joe Vs The Vagina

(Whoreman H3)

Double Brown Diamond

(LDSH3)

Banana Split

(WH3)

Shits Fucks Leaves

New Orleans Hash House Harriers
...

Pan-Sexual

(LDSH3)

Radioactits

Las Vegas Hash House Harriers (vlv!)
...

Anal Sanctuary

(Tidewater H3)

Just Brandon

(LDSH3)

Some Like It Spicy I Like It White

(LDSH3)

Exhibushionist

(LDSH3)

Creme de la Cum

(LDSH3)

Racumzel

(PhoenixH3)

Brokeback blackout

(LDSH3)

Lesbian Arthouse Tentacle Porn

(LDSH3)

Massuesstitute

(LDSH3)

Hammer Me Harder

(WH3)

Pussy Crusher

Signal Hill H3
...

Stinky Pinky

(LDSH3)

Look at that hole

Beaver Hole H3
...

Map My Cunt

SMUTTy Crab Hash House Harriers
I am not a cartographer.

High Occupancy Voicebox (HOV)

(OH3)

Tums the enemy maker

(SLuTH3)

Turtle Dick

(MosquitoH3)

Me Gusta en La Cocina

Las Vegas Hash House Harriers (vlv!)
...

Cum Guzzling Blowhard

Cherry City Hash House Harriers
...

Yeast Confection

(LAH3/ Bad Decisio...)

Improper Cleanse

Houston H3
...

Yer a Wizzer, Harry

Wasatch Hash House Harriers
...

Betty Crotch Popper

Beaver Hole H3
...

Throttle Bottle

(Wasatch Hash Hous...)