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WH3 White Trash American Penis 2026

07/17 03:00 PM to 07/19 12:00 PM

A WH3 Hash Campout

Cost: $99*

Shiggy:

It's a White Trash American Penis Summer Camp!
Do you remember that one time at band camp? When you were blowing what you thought was a flute but turns out it was a penis?? Yeah, me neither... Anyway! Think of your white trashiest moments, now make yourself a penis! That's a what a White Trash American Penis is! Have fun with it, JUST DON'T BE A DICK!

We will have shiggy trails, delicious Whoreman brewed beer, seltzer, and cider, fantastic meals, a boozy tent crawl, terrible karaoke, ridiculous OlympDicks, and many other opportunities to humiliate yourself!

Location: Diamond Fork Campgrounds
Check-in begins at 3 PM
See Payment Options when you rego.

For the full schedule, see the Schedule tabs:
Friday
Opening Ritual (circle)
Tent/Shot crawl

Saturday
Turkey/Eagle Trail
O-limp-dicks
Naked Trail

Sunday
Closing Ritual
Hangover/Clean-up Trail


White Trash American Penis - Think wet hot American Summer Camp with a dose of penis.

Tent, sleeping bag/bedding, bathing suit, sun hat, sunblock, shiggy socks, back up liver, spare dignity, vessels, competitive spirit, good attitude, appetite, trail shoes, bug spray, sunglasses, penis decorations, 'Merica decorations, tent lights, jorts, patches,

Location Details

Dimond Fork Campgrounds https://www.recreation.gov/camping/campgrounds/233869?tab=info

Diamond Fork Rd, Springville, UT 84663

Diamond Fork Campgrounds

Diamond Fork Camnpgrounds

We have Group Sites 2 and 3
Site 2
Site 3 (check-in)

Parking is limited to 35 cars, we will be coordinating carpool opportunities and rides up to the campground for visiting hashers. There is space for RVs (max 30ft) but no connections, water or electric.

Tents can be setup anywhere within the group camp sites, first come first serve. Main activities, setup, food, and o-limp-dicks will be held in site 3.
There is potable water on the site, vault toilets, no showers, but there is a river.

Driving Directions:
From I-15, take exit 258 and turn east toward Spanish Fork Canyon. Continue up Spanish Fork Canyon for about 9 miles to Forest Road 029/Diamond Fork Canyon. Turn left into Diamond Fork Canyon and travel 6 miles northeast to campground.


40° 4' 18.8764" N 111° 25' 45.9084" W

Schedule of Events

3:00 PM - Early Check In
4:00 PM - General Check In
6:00 PM - Dinner
8:00 PM - Opening Circle
8:15 PM - Tent Crawl


9:00 AM - Breakfast
10:00 AM - Trail (Nipples)
12:45 PM - Lunch
3:00 PM - Olympdicks (Came for a Week)
7:00 PM - Dinner
10:00 PM - Naked Trail


9:00 AM - Breakfast
11:00 AM - Closing Circle
11:30 AM - Cleanup/Hangover Trail
12:00 PM - Everyone Out!


Public Event

See the full list!

71 Hashers came

including:

Stinky Pinky

(LDSH3)

Just Tori

(MosquitoH3)

Radioactits

Las Vegas Hash House Harriers (vlv!)
...

Creme de la Cum

(LDSH3)

Betty Crotch Popper

Beaver Hole H3
...

Oral V

(LDSH3)

Two Pump Trumped

(LDSH3)

Turtle Dick

(MosquitoH3)

High Occupancy Voicebox (HOV)

(OH3)

Map My Cunt

SMUTTy Crab Hash House Harriers
I am not a cartographer.

Piggy Style

(ABQH3)

Scuba Deuce

SMUTTy Crab Hash House Harriers
Spandex Afficionado

Cock Secret

(SLUT-DH3)

Came for a Week

Tidewater H3
...

Exhibushionist

(LDSH3)

Cuckold and Cuddle FB

Wasatch Hash House Harriers
...

Lesbian Arthouse Tentacle Porn

(LDSH3)

Does This Mirror Make Me Queer

Salt Lake Old School Hash House Harriers
...

Scent of a Man

Lotsa Damn Shiggy Hash House Harriers
...

Anal Sanctuary

(Tidewater H3)

Racumzel

(PhoenixH3)

Banana Split

(WH3)

Double Brown Diamond

(LDSH3)

WoodWorker

(Boise H3)

Bracing for Scabs

(WH3)

Chocolate V

(WH3)

My Little Pony Keg

(CLH3)

Kinkee Ken Klimaxer

(LDSH3)

Spitty Spitty Gangbang

(OCH3)

Throttle Bottle

(Wasatch Hash Hous...)

Stiffany

(DCRW)

Brokeback blackout

(LDSH3)

Cum Guzzling Blowhard

Cherry City Hash House Harriers
...

Hon Hon Hon Titty Croissanta

Lotsa Damn Shiggy Hash House Harriers
...

Tums the enemy maker

(SLuTH3)

Dragon Ball ZZZs Nuts

(LDSH3)

Just Mandy

(LDSH3)

Bus Load

SL,UT Discovery Hash House Harriers
Will bottom for beer

Me Gusta en La Cocina

Las Vegas Hash House Harriers (vlv!)
...

I peg your pardon

(LVH3vlv)

Cuntractor

(LVHHH)

Look at that hole

Beaver Hole H3
...

Just Ziggie

(WhoreH3)

Just SieghJhayee

(LDSH3)

Spits and Dribbles

(WH3)

Yeast Confection

(LAH3/ Bad Decisio...)

Passhole

Boise Hash House Harriers
...

Yer a Wizzer, Harry

Wasatch Hash House Harriers
...

Improper Cleanse

Houston H3
...

dwarfus interruptus

White House H3
I Moo At Cows

Just Brandon

(LDSH3)

Joe Vs The Vagina

(Whoreman H3)

High Beams

Wasatch Hash House Harriers
...

Hammer Me Harder

(WH3)

Massuesstitute

(LDSH3)

Legs Wide Open

(KCH3)

Pee Shy for the Queer Eye

Lotsa Damn Shiggy Hash House Harriers
...

I don't mow lawns. I don't shovel snow. I don't do Ass-to-mouth.

(SLUT-DH3)

Some Like It Spicy I Like It White

(LDSH3)

Lick Stick

Nomad Hash House Harriers
...

Shock Cock

Fair Weather Hash House Harriers
...

Shits Fucks Leaves

New Orleans Hash House Harriers
...

Makes His Own Gravy

Salt Lake Old School Hash House Harriers
...

Sensitive New Age Nipples

(Whoreman H3)

Pussy Crusher

Signal Hill H3
...

Blue Cock in garbage, R-word Kelly, Rain man

(your mom h3)

Dick In My Ass Makes Me Gay

Atomic Shit Show Hash House Harriers
...

Pan-Sexual

(LDSH3)