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VH3 Red Light District Birmingham Red Dress Run 2024

02/09 04:00 PM

A VH3 Hash Weekend

Cost: $115*

Welcum back to the 5th Anal Birmingham Red Dress Run hosted by Vulcan H3.

A few housekeeping items...

Hotel Rooms
Just like last year, we will be assigning hotel rooms out, similar to how New Orleans Red Dress functions. When you rego, there will be a question as to whether or not you need a room and what type you are requesting. (Keep in mind, this is a request, you are not necessarily guaranteed what you request). We will then assign them out first filling the 3rd floor. When the 3rd floor fills, then we will move on to the 4th floor in the same fashion. We will not be putting people on the 4th floor until the 3rd floor is filled. If you no longer need a room, buddy up with someone, transfer your rego, etc, please contact Baskin Throbbins so she can reallocate that room to someone else.
You will be paying extra for your room directly to the hotel on check in.

*Payment *
We are only accepting paypal for this event. No, we cannot do anything about the fees. No, you cannot pay via cash app, venmo, cash monies, zelle, or sexual favors. Your rego does not count until you are paid.

Cancellations & Transfers
Once you have paid, your rego is nonrefundable. The only way we can return any money to you would be if we can fill your spot with someone else. Any rego transfers must be coordinated through Baskin Throbbins. Any regos transferred after 1.22.24 will not have a personalized toe tag. Gimmies only guaranteed for the first 150.

Banned Hashers
If you are on the Banned H3 list or you have been banned, you will not be able to attend this event.

Shot Valentines
If you do not want to purchase any, there is an option for 0. If you purchase any, you will get a Google forms link to fill out who they go to, this needs to be done by Christmas. If you do not fill it out, it is a general donation to the Crisis Center. If you need to purchase more than 10 shots, message Beasty.

*Fun Stuff
The quest for Red Dress Queen starts from the second you step through the door! Our reigning Queen Dirty Flamingo will be watching from the get go to pick her princesses to compete for the coveted title of Red Dress Queen!

Early Check in will be Thursday from 4-6. I will post them room number once we have the rooms assigned.

Regular Check in starts Friday at 4. Please be patient with us.

Dinner at 6

After dinner is our dance party. Theme this year is Red Light District. As always, do with that what you will. Break out that bondage gear! Get out your pimp and ho gear, don your best street hustler outfit, but remember nudity is only allowed on the 3rd and 4th floors.

Shooting Star is at 11:30pm. Shot Wrangler TBD but start thinking of something yummy to share.

Saturday morning, breakfast is provided by the hotel until 9am. Be nice to them, they put up with a lot from us and we tend to all crawl down at once. As always, we will have the bloody mary and mimosa bar until supplies are gone. Java H3 will also be brewing. Bring your french presses and beans to share! This is a draft punk style coffee brewing born out of too much shitty coffee (or worse, no coffee at all) at events so bring your best! If you don't bring to share then resign yourself to what you can get from the hotel.

Whether you're sipping on the hair of the dog or the nectar of the gods, the hab fair will be happening Saturday morning before lunch and trail. Let us spend money for your kennel and wear your swag!

Saturday after lunch, we board a bus into Birmingham for opening circle and trail.

Do whatever you need to do to get ready for dinner at 6, followed by the raffle to raise money for the Birmingham Crisis Center, and the crowning of your 2024 Red Dress Queen!

Sunday is help us clean up and GTFO! There will be an unofficial brunch Sunday, place TBD.


Red Light District

Start Location Details

Ramada by Wyndham Birmingham Airport

5216 Messer Airport Hwy, Birmingham, AL 35212

Schedule of Events

Early Check in with Bama 4-6, Room TBD.

Thursday Night Prelube, Location TBD


4 pm: Check In - Kegs tapped. Complete waiver signing before coming through the door
6:30 pm: Dinner
9 pm: Dance Party
11:30 pm: Shooting Star Trail


Breakfast served by the hotel until 9 am. This will be served in the restaurant just before you enter the ballroom. There may be a wait because they are serving the whole hotel. Be nice to the staff

8am- until things run out: Bloody Mary and Mimosa Bar along with Java H3 in the ballroom
9-11: Late Rego and Hab Fair
11:30: lunch
12:50 Bus boarding to leave for trail. There will be two buses. If you are not on the bus by 1, you will be left
1:30 opening circle
5pm: bus pickup back to the hotel
5:30pm: closing circle in the courtyard by the ballroom
6pm: Dinner
7pm: Raffle
8pm: RDR Queen Tasks and Crowning


9:00-10:00 DC Roadwhores Circle
10:30 Unofficial brunch at Marty's Trussville


Public Event

See the full list!

175 Hashers came

including:

Pocket Full of Lube

(Louisville H3)

Tyra Spanks

IndyScent Hash House Harriers
Ask about my hand jobs...

Runs With No Name

(Tiny Hands H3)

Le Guiche

(HAH3)

13" Cock tower

IndyScent HHH
Probably drunk

Shit-Nav

Memphis H3
...

UpperCunt

Harrisburg-Hershey Hash House Harriers
...

U*Holy Mother Fluffer

Alamogordo Hash House Harriers
“Ma” The Meatloaf!

Dicklopedia

Sin City Hash House Harriers and Harriettes
Encyclopedia of all th...

DewDrops and PoppyCocks

Springfield Hash House Harriers
...

Uncle ReamUs

(CH3)

Brokeback Belcher

(IndyScent)

Squiggly Wiggly

(MemphisH3)

Hurl Necklace

Survivor Hash House Harriers
...

Call Me, Asshole

Hash World Order
420 friendly.

Man Cruiser

Music City
...

Suppository Depository

(VH3)

Just Martin

(Larrikins)

Doggy Door

(MemphisH3)

Nut-lika

(VH3)

Rest in Penis

IndyScent HHH
...

Care Bear Stare

Gulf Coast H3
...

Shoe Said Head

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers, voted sickest kennel in America by Rumson H3 at InterAm 2017 and 2019.
4 steps to a good time...

Re Erector Sex

Sarasota Circus H3
...

Ice ice asshole

CTrH3
Please tell me what el...

Just Tay

(MiHiHuHa)

Just Kay (Larrikins)

Carolina Larrikins H3
...

Cocktraceptive

Vulcan Hash House Harriers
Call me “Cocky”!

Just Aimée

(Mutha Rucker)

Cockó Bel Grãnde

(BAH3)

Incomplete Evacuation

(PCH3)

Toys for Twats

Wandering Whore H3
...

Santa’s Lil Helper

(MemphisH3)

That Fucking Guy / Abe Drinkin

Dayton Hash House Harriers
...

Princess Jizzmine

DC Road Whores
...

Baskin Throbbins

Vulcan Hash House Harriers
...

Dalick My Snatch

Vulcan Hash House Harriers
...

Taint no hair there

(Charleston heretics )

Pussy Whipt

Wandering Whore H3
...

Beauty and the Beastiality

Vulcan Hash House Harriers
...

Too Flat To Lay

(VH3)

Don’t Cum on the Puppy

IndyScent Hash House Harriers
...

Trail Treasure

(Larrikins)

Old Bay in the V-Jay

(CHH3)

Cuckoo for Coconuts

Men Excluded Only Women (MEOW)
...

Farteen

(Upstate Hash Hous...)

What’s Up Cock?!

Vulcan Hash House Harriers
...

1/4" Dick Inside Her

(DH3)

Trunk Junk

(RSH3)

Sir Lancelittle

(White House H3)

Everybody in my Mouth

Vulcan Hash House Harriers
...

Dirty Flamingo

Dayton Hash House Harriers
...

Sparky

(JaxH3)

Virgin Chris

(DCRW)

AW Son Of A Dick

Vulcan Hash House Harriers
...

RACHEL'S WALLET

(Fat lazy bitch h3)

Chia Head

Survivor Hash House Harriers
Cha, cha, cha, chiiaaa

21 Gum Salute

(EWH3)

Doggie the Penis Hunter

(CHH3)

Reverse Bogart

Kiss My Hash House Harriers
...

My Bloody Palestine

(VH3)

A.L.A.B.A.M.A.

Vulcan Hash House Harriers
...

Cumz with Scotch

(FTroopH3)

The SadHeAteHer

(MCH3 )

Hat Trick

GCH3
I've only peed on the ...

Teddy Fuxpin

Vulcan Hash House Harriers
Not just for cuddling.

Gut Reaction

(MemphisH3)

Wet, Creamy and Delicious

(BiloxiH3)

The Fuck Stops Here

Panama City H3
...

Not The Poopy End

(IndyScent)

Smothered Capped and Chunked

(VH3)

Uncle Felcher

(VH3)

Pussy Tasted Mother Approved

TREASURE COAST HASH HOUSE HARRIERS
PTMA

LeoHard

Bad Decisions Hash House Harriers
Probably in heels

Kink Possible

Vulcan Hash House Harriers
...

THFKA Dr Taco

(FTroopH3)

Goat Touch Me

(O2H3)

Peg the Patriarchy

(IndyHHH)

Pussy Slap

(MCH3)

Perverazzi

Chattanooga Choo Choo Hash House Harriers
...

Pixie

(PH3IL)

Dungeons N Younguns

(VH3)

Whore Some Sugar On Me

(HSWTFH3)

NFN Adrianne

(VH3)

SHaFTS

Richmond H3
...

Just Courtney

(IndyHHH)

Buttchug Backwash

(VH3)

Just Micah

(VH3)

Ho White & the 7 Dwarfs

Nomad Hash House Harriers
...

Floppy Dicks

WaWhH3
...

IeD

(Wandering Whore H3)

Phil Nye The Science Bi

Rocket shitty hash house harriers
I'll do it.

J-E-L-L-HO!

Charlotte Hash House Harriers
...

Ask Jeeves

(MemphisH3)

Cocaine Blowtrain

(Tallahassee & Are...)

Remote Control Cowgirl

Vulcan Hash House Harriers
...

Ascot to Mouth

(BiloxiH3)

Scary Pooter

(IndyHHH)

Squeaky Queen

Charlotte Hash House Harriers
...

Swallow 4 Equality

IndyHHH
Drink it down down dow...

Monogamistake

IndyScent HHH
I eat my weed like an ...

Ginger Wallbanger

Nomad Hash House Harriers
Hail Satan

Amish Roadkill

Dayton Hash House Harriers
...

Farta Sutra

(SavH3)

Tequila boner

(VH3)

Unlucky Skidmark ㅤ

ON IN H3
OnInH3 / DH3

Bi Now, Pay Later

(IndyHHH)

GGB

(JaxH3)

Clean Clit Club

(VH3)

Jeanie Weenie

(MadisonH3)

I'll Pack Her

Bushwhackers H3
...

Drowning in Dick

Mosquito Hash House Harriers
...

Primetime Thunderpuss

Tallahassee & Area Hash House Harriers
Thunder, thunder, thun...

La coocharacha

(GATRH3)

Bonnet Banger

(DH3)

Farm to Table

Savannah Hash House Harriers
Farm is a Movie Star…....

Rape Cubby

(VH3)

Unleash the Clotten

Southeast Xtra Hash House Harriers
...

One-eyed Wetter

Memphis H3
...

Pre party ejaculation

Fat Lazy Bitches H3
...

Sushi Grade Placenta

(PH3IL)

This Little Piggy

(MemphisH3)

NFN Ron

(VH3)

Soft Serve

(MemphisH3)

Murder He Woke

Memphis H3
...

Depends On Me *DOM*

(MRH3)

Hose Before Hoes

Patch Whore H3
It's meee, Hose Before...

Pushing Rope

(MemphisH3)

KIRBY

Upstate Hash House Harriers
...

Red Beard

(MemphisH3)

Crapper McWrapper

Vulcan Hash House Harriers
...

Head Shoulders Knees & Cum

(VH3)

Lefty loosey

(RSH3)

Big Ol’ Box of Cocks

IndyScent HHH
...

Fifty Shades Of Green

(IndyScent)

Pussy Gifted

Hashers Not Trashers H3
...

Wrap It Up

Memphis H3
...

Kids Meal

(MemphisH3)

Blowing 7-Squirty-7

Nomad Hash House Harriers
...

Data-Driven Dicking

IndyScent Hash House Harriers
...

Stunt Cock

MemphisH3
...

Cum Scout

(MCH3)

Just Sarah

(MemphisH3)

Sextreme Couponing

(VH3)

Poly Doesn't Know

Savannah Hash House Harriers
...

Feeldoe Floggins

(IndyScent)

Confused Follies

Wandering Whore H3
Come play with me!

Bobby Douché

(KissMyH3)

Deepthroat Corndog

White House H3
it's not illegal unles...

Cock A TuTu

Sin City Hash House Harriers and Harriettes
...

Splish Splash, I Pissed In Her Gash

Vulcan Hash House Harriers
...

Sugar snatch

(Bushwhack)

Snatch and Grrrabbit

(VH3)

Grampa YankMyDick

Upstate Hash House Harriers
Where are we going and...

Turtle Dick

(MosquitoH3)

Concrete Suppository

Bad Decisions Hash House Harriers
...

Legend of the Hidden Tampon

Vulcan Hash House Harriers
...

Barbie’s Bitch

(Music City Hash H...)

Carniwhore

Columbus Cowtown Hash House Harriers and Harriets with a Hard-on Ohio
Renegade H3 Cow Tippin...

Finger Fuckin' Good

(IndyScent)

2fists2furrious

(THICC)

All The Way In

(RSH3)

Mudwife

Music City
Have you seen "never e...

Hot Tub Sex Machine

Charlotte Hash House Harriers
Let's get naked!!

TP For My Tongue Hole

(MemphisH3)

boop-a-boob

Carolina Larrikins H3
...

Four Finger Twat Punch

Savannah Hash House Harriers
...

Kibbles and Tits

(MemphisH3)

Kitty Kitty Bang Bang

(ECH3)

Pussy Blue Ribbon

(VH3)