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VH3 Southern Exposure is BACK!!! 2021

06/18 06:00 AM to 06/20 03:00 AM

A VH3 Hash Campout

Cost: $75

Hare(s):

Penis Grigi Ho and Beauty and Cops' Wives Matter

Shiggy:

Southern Exposure is BACK!
June 18 – 20
Boogie Bottoms, Cleveland Alabama

Now that we are fully booked (mother of dragons does it feel good to type that), let's see about adding a schedule of events.
This is tentative and subject to change on the whim of a particular hasher or two or the weather, but we will do all we can to stick to a semblance of it

What to bring
-->Your accommodations -- tent, hammock, sad face looking for a trusting soul, RV (contact Boogie Bottoms for hookup information, it will be $75 for the weekend)
-->Something to sit on if you like
-->Something to float on if you want to get on the river
-->Non-alcoholic hydration substance ... we will be providing water, but if you need else, please bring that
-->Bug Spray
-->Sun Screen
-->Your best hashy selves

What not to bring
-->Guns
-->Dogs
-->Kids
-->Kids who like dogs with guns
-->Dogs who chase kids with guns
-->If it uses 4 limbs to get around, refuses to eat anything but mac-n-cheese and chicken fingers, or goes bang, leave it the fuck at home.
-->Chips on shoulders or drama. I usually make jokes here, but ... some folks have been able to travel hash a bit lately but for most of us this will the the first opportunity to let loose since all this bull-ish began. Do not harsh anyone's buzz or yuck anyone's yum please.

Things to keep in mind:

Once you pass the gate to enter, you take full responsibility for yourself and will not hold Boogie Bottoms accountable for your idiocy or just bad luck -- the sign on the gate says so. Same goes for your position viz the hosts. Almost none of y'all is new to this, but if you are, grab a veteran for advice ... and a beer.

Boogie Bottoms is clothing optional. However, you will need to be mindful if you are naked in the river because muggles do float down it from time to time. Standard laws governing consent apply, please don't make us have to spell them out.

No one has requested covid-signaling bracelets to telegraph whether they are ok with being touched. Err on the side of thinking everyone has cooties and ask before you hug.

If you have questions, you can hit up Paul Catcher Savage, Dungeons N Younguns, or Laura Harris Stone. on FB and we can point you towards an answer that is likely to be at least close to correct. If you have general comments and shenanigans to post, do so in the Southern Exposure group on FB. If you have not received an invite, contact one of the three listed earlier and we'll get you hooked up. If you are a lucky soul who has given up facebook, email MM here and we'll take care of you.

Catcher will be sending out personalized emails the week of to remind you of things, and the FB group will also have some teaser info.

We can't wait to see all of you, sincerely!


Location Details

Boogie Bottoms

324 Sherbet Rd, Cleveland, AL 35049

Boogie Bottoms

Call Boogie Bottoms at 205.680.2962 If you plan to bring a RV please


324 Sherbet Rd, Cleveland, AL 35049

Schedule of Events

--> You can get there anytime from sunrise on.

1200: Rego checkin opens -- come get yo sack of stuff
1500: Cold beer will be distributed (in lieu of kegs being tapped)
1830: Dinner
Around this time we will have DJs playing music if not before, it depends on the DJs
2000: Shot trail and Poker Crawl. Instructions for the Poker Crawl will follow (chances are I'll make a video because, why not).
0200 (Saturday), Music off.


0700: Breakfast
0730ish: We'll set out the stuff for mimosas and bloody marys
Sometime in this general span we will set up the tables for the beer pong and flippy cup and whatever else we may come up with
1100: Lunch will be set out for you to make yo sammiches. We will make the lunch ingredients available post trail if someone is too hungry to wait til dinner.
1200: Circle, trail would start 1230ish (probably around a 2 hour trail)
1500: Sloshball if you're playing or watching, hasher created shenanigans if you are not
1830 Dinner
2000 DJ's and dancing and ... if we all clap our hands and say "I do believe in fairies" we'll have a foam pit to keep you entertained and give you dry skin.
2300ish: Shooting Star Trail
0200 (Sunday) Music Off


Breakfast is leftover breakfast stuff and lunch stuff from the previous day.

There might be a hangover trail - if someone volunteers, MM will not say no

GTFO is ... whenever you want but if you stay past about 2000 or so, you'll owe Boogie Bottoms another $10.


Public Event

See the full list!

100 Hashers came

including:

Unleash the Clotten

Southeast Xtra Hash House Harriers
...

My Bloody Palestine

(Wandering Soul H3)

Juicy Grunt Rider

(CGH3)

Penis Grigi Ho

(Vulcan H3)

Sex toys for tots

(CGH3)

ATM Crusher

(Vulcan H3)

Seaman Bilgepump

(SurvivorH3)

Sweet Beef Meat

Carolina Larrikins H3
...

Nut-Lika

(Music City H3)

Fist Her Twice

(DUFF H3)

Snatch of the Day

(Gulf Coast H3)

Dick In Hand

(AVLH3)

Jaws Fisteen

Savannah Hash House Harriers
Ride the Shark!!

Lick Long and Spockher

(Gulf Coast H3)

Ready To Blow

CoonASS H3
...

Concrete Suppository

(BDH3)

Flame Thrower

(TH5)

BraveSHART

(Survivor H3)

ButtsWannaCum

Flatlanders Hash House Harriers
...

Fanny Packy Owwww

HOBO HASH HOUSE HARRIERS
...

Picamanspew

(Draft Punk H3)

Potato Chip

(MCH3)

NFN Sara

(Vulcan H3)

Dunkin Deez Nutz

Atomic Shit Show Hash House Harriers
...

Mouse Milker

(BH3 )

What's Up Cock

(Vulcan H3)

Babe Thruster

Gulf Coast H3
...

MILF

(VH3)

Spunk Monkey

DC Road Whores
I'm not Grassy, or am I?

Sundae school, Eh?!

Wandering Phoenician Trash
Eh?!

OnomontoPREA

(Downtown Wilmingt...)

Tie Me Up Before You Go Go

Emerald Coast Hash House Harriers
...

NFN Andi

(Vulcan H3)

Catcher in the Eye

(Wandering Soul H3)

Wanking Wall Y'all

(Survivor H3)

Pink in the Stink

Wandering Whore H3
...

Standup Cumedian

Survivor Hash House Harriers
...

Goes Down on the Rebound

Asheville Hash House Harriers
...

Titty Poppins

(SurvivorH3)

Knocked Out With My Cock Out

(Survivor H3)

Suppository Depository

(Vulcan H3)

Farta Sutra

(SavH3)

Solo Shot

(CoonASS H3)

Iron hymen

(SurvivorH3)

Tits on demand

(Rch3)

Nilla Nilla Nilla

(SurvivorH3)

Every Surface of the Furnace

(Vulcan H3)

Dogs Over Dicks

(Voodoo H3)

Handgina

(bushwhackers h3)

MarBoobials

(MCH3)

Barbie's B*tch

(Music City H3)

Harry and the Handersons

(Vulcan H3)

Cooter Webs

Wandering Whore H3
...

Baskin Throbbins

(Vulcan H3)

Curling Iron Maiden

Emerald Coast Hash House Harriers
...

NFN Laura

(Vulcan H3)

Dalick My Snatch

(Wandering Soul H3)

Buttholeberry Finn

(Gulf Coast H3)

Man Cruiser

(Music City H3)

Icm

(Rch3)

Jerry's Kidd

(WWh3)

Tig O'Bitties

Panhandle Cossacks
...

NFN Ron

(Vulcan H3)

Silence of the Goats

Ben Franklin Mob H3
...

XXX

(Survivor H3)

Cops' Wives Matter

(Vulcan H3)

Care Bear Stare

(Gulf Coast H3)

Mudwife

(Bushwhackers H3)

Glory Hole

(CoonASS H3)

Rape Cubby

(Wandering Soul H3)

NFN Allie

(Vulcan H3)

Dungeons N Younguns

(Vulcan H3)

High on the Hog

(NASTyH3)

NFN Austin

(Vulcan H3)

Legend of the Hidden Tampon

(Vulcan H3)

Ur(in)e Circle

Biloxi H3
Yes, I'm Pineapple

Robocock

(Survivor H3)

Ass full of lube and cream (AFLAC)

Voodoo Hash Hash Harriers
...

Beauty and the Beastiality

(Vulcan H3)

Multiple Oceans

(CoonASS H3)

Pissy FIt

(Survivor H3)

Pussy Blue Ribbon

(Wandering Soul H3)

Jizzum & Jettison

(SH3)

Black Eye PA

(Savannah H3)

Rim Job

(Gulf Coast H3)

Silent Baby Puncher

(Draft Punk H3)

Can I Fuck Your Sister?

(Gulf Coast H3)

Schlabotnik the Russian Sausage Mullet

(Eerie H3)

Donut Holer

(DUFF H3)

NFN Catrina

(Vulcan H3)

Let Them Eat Ass!

Luna Ticks Hash House Harriers
...

Woody poke her

(Crescent shiggy )

Bearly Blue

(JaxH3)

Twisted Shitster

Survivor Hash House Harriers
...

Everybody in my mouth

(VH3)

Sex Toys for Tots

(BFMH3)

Call Me, Asshole

Music City
420 friendly.