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VH3 HashCon Red Dress Run 2025

02/14 04:00 PM

A VH3 Hash Weekend

Cost: $115*

Hare(s):

Ass full of lube and cream (AFLAC), What Tattoo?!, A.L.A.B.A.M.A.

Shiggy:

Whalecum back to the 6th Anal Birmingham Red Dress Run hosted by Vulcan H3.

A few housekeeping items...

Hotel Rooms
Just like last year, we will be managing the hotel reservations. When you rego, there will be a question as to whether or not you need a room and what type you are requesting. (Keep in mind, this is a request, you are not necessarily guaranteed what you request). We will then assign them out first filling the 3rd floor. When the 3rd floor fills, then we will move on to the 4th floor in the same fashion. We will not be putting people on the 4th floor until the 3rd floor is filled. We will not be putting random people in a room together. If you no longer need a room, buddy up with someone, transfer your rego, etc, please contact Baskin Throbbins so she can reallocate that room to someone else.
Your hotel room is NOT included in your rego cost. You will be paying extra for your room directly to the hotel on check in.

Payment
We are only accepting paypal for this event. No, we cannot do anything about the fees. No, you cannot pay via cash app, venmo, cash monies, zelle, or sexual favors. Your rego does not count until you are paid.

Cancellations & Transfers
Once you have paid, your rego is nonrefundable. The only way we can return any money to you would be if we can fill your spot with someone else. Any rego transfers must be coordinated through Baskin Throbbins. Any regos transferred after 1.27.25 will not have a personalized toe tag. Gimmies only guaranteed for the first 150.

Banned Hashers
If you are on the Banned H3 list or you have been banned, you will not be able to attend this event.

Shot Valentines
If you do not want to purchase any, there is an option for 0. If you purchase any, you will get a Google forms link to fill out who they go to, this needs to be done by Christmas. If you do not fill it out, it is a general donation to the Crisis Center. If you need to purchase more than 10 shots, message Beasty.

Boudoir booth
We are able to do this again this year, however we are doing it a little differently. A lot of people want to do it and there are only 20 spots available. This year we will be doing a lottery to determine who gets those spots and there is a $5 cost to enter that lottery. This is OPTIONAL. The names will be drawn closer to time to accommodate any changes in the rego list

Fun Stuff
The quest for Red Dress Queen starts from the second you step through the door! Our reigning Queen Concrete Suppository will be watching from the get go to pick her princesses to compete for the coveted title of Red Dress Queen!

Schedule is pending and will be updated as we get closer to the event


HashCon - dress as your favorite thing about hashing: a hasher, a line from a hash song, your name, cover an outfit in Tiny Hands or different types of beers for Draft Punk, your favorite hash joke, someone's patch, trail marks, your kennel's mascot,etc

Location Details

Start Location TBA

Ramada by Wyndham Birmingham Airport

Do NOT call the hotel to book a room. Do NOT book online.
MM will be managing the hotel reservations.

Price is 82.25/night for either type of room and that includes a continental breakfast from the hotel


5216 Messer Airport Hwy, Birmingham, AL 35212

Public Event

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170 Hashers came

including:

Poly Doesn't Know

Savannah Hash House Harriers
...

Fuck it not sorry

(DH3)

Peg the Patriarchy

Blooming Fools H3
...

Hot Tub Sex Machine

Charlotte Hash House Harriers
Let's get naked!!

The SadHeAteHer

(MCH3)

Shitty Orgy Daycare

Tidewater H3
...

Pussy Gifted

Hashers Not Trashers H3
...

Red Beard

Memphis H3
...

Ask Jeeves

(MemphisH3)

Stunt Cock

Memphis H3
...

The Schlongest Yard

(CAH3)

What’s Up Cock?!

Vulcan Hash House Harriers
...

Midsummer Nights Cream

(TC2H3)

Just Tristan

(JaxH3)

One-eyed Wetter

(MemphisH3)

Dalick My Snatch

Vulcan Hash House Harriers
...

ReMEMBER Me

(IndyScent)

Reverend Lickalottapuss

(LunarH3)

That One

(VoodooH3)

Minor Offense

Crispy Creamers H3
...

Everybody in my mouth

(VH3)

Man Buns of Steel

Blooming Fools H3
...

I’ll Fucking Kill You

(IndyScent)

Dick Flicker

Bad Decisions Hash House Harriers
Bad Decision Wandering...

Carniwhore

Columbus Cowtown Hash House Harriers and Harriets with a Hard-on Ohio
Renegade H3 Cow Tippin...

Depends On Me *DOM*

(MRH3)

Six Months Gone Bi

PoppyCock H3
...

Teddy Fuxpin

Vulcan Hash House Harriers
Not just for cuddling.

Blowing 7-Squirty-7

Nomad Hash House Harriers
Sometimes I feel fancy.

Legend of the Hidden Tampon

Vulcan Hash House Harriers
...

Pussy Slap

(MH3)

Ur(in)e Circle

CuntCrew
...

Not The Poopy End

(IndyScent)

Clean clit club

(VH3)

The Count of Anal Crisco

(VH3)

Squeaky Queen

Charlotte Hash House Harriers
...

Swallow 4 Equality

IndyScent Hash House Harriers
Drink it down down dow...

The Fuck Stops Here

Panama City H3
...

Concrete Suppository

(SWH3)

Trunk Junk

(RSH3)

Fifty Shades Of Green

(IndyScent)

Rest in Penis

IndyScent HHH
...

Tri-harder

Blooming Fools H3
11/5/25

Weekend Boyfriend

(VH3)

Pita

(DCH4)

GGB

(JaxH3)

Electroshocker

(RSH3)

Uncle Felcher

(VH3)

Kitty Kitty Bang Bang

(ECH3)

Scary Pooter

(IndyScent)

Eatin' Ain't Cheatin'

(Triad Crispy Crea...)

Baskin Throbbins

Vulcan Hash House Harriers
...

NFN Amber

(Vulcan Hash House...)

BARBIE’s B*TCH

(MUSIC CITY H3)

Nut-Lika

(VH3)

Prince Docker

(SurvivorH3)

Primetime Thunderpuss

Tallahassee & Area Hash House Harriers
Thunder, thunder, thun...

2FAB

(DCRW)

Pits Tits & Slits

(Chattanooga Choo ...)

Tokin Lick-n-Stick

(WSH3)

Kink Possible

Vulcan Hash House Harriers
...

Squiggly Wiggly

(MemphisH3)

What Tattoo?!

(BhamH3)

Perverazzi

Chattanooga Choo Choo Hash House Harriers
...

A.L.A.B.A.M.A.

Vulcan Hash House Harriers
...

That Fucking Guy / Abe Drinkin

Dayton Hash House Harriers
...

Thudmuffin

Philadelphia Hash House Harriers
I got a tagline see. ...

NFN John

(ScotchH3)

3 Knuckle Shuffle

(Memphis H3)

Semicision

(MemphisH3)

Crapper McWrapper

(VH3)

Bobble Head

(GF H3)

Thigh Nut

Rocket shitty hash house harriers
I hate the word MOIST

Shoe Said Head

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers
4 steps to a good time...

Lewis Buttons

(IndyScent)

Shakesbeere

Emerald Coast Hash House Harriers
...

LeoHard

Bad Decisions Hash House Harriers
Probably in heels

NFN Jane

(ScotchH3)

Look at that hole

Beaver Hole H3
...

Cocaine Blowtrain

Tallahassee & Area Hash House Harriers
...

Cuddles ‘n Cream

Hurricane Hash House Harriers
...

Dick Ender

(BFH3)

How much did the hollacost?

(DCRW)

Spelunk My Abyss

(JXNH3)

Roxxy pi

(Sin City Hash Hou...)

Pussy Blue Ribbon

(VH3)

Incomplete Evacuation

(Pch3 )

I Share the Sheriff

(SurvivorH3)

H.N.I.C

(Key West Hash Hou...)

History Buff

(MemphisH3)

Buttchugbackwash

(VH3)

Windows NT

(BiloxiH3)

Giggle Dick

Dallas Urban Hash House Harriers
...

Hose Before Hoes

(PWH3)

TP for My Tongue Hole

(MemphisH3)

Crapplesauce

(IndyHHH)

Birdie

Border jumper H3
Get schwifty!

Dungeons N Youngun

(VH3)

Smirnoff Clothes-off

Rocket shitty hash house harriers
Malört could you ask for?

Ho White & the 7 Dwarfs

Wandering Whore H3
...

Gut Reaction

Memphis H3
...

Glory Hole

(CASSH3)

Too Flat To Lay

(VH3)

Finger Fuckin' Good

IndyScent Hash House Harriers
...

Bearly Blue

(SeattleH3)

Soft Serve

(MemphisH3)

Doggy Door

(MemphisH3)

Just Micah

(VH3)

Let Them Eat Ass!

Wandering Whore Hash House Harriers
B/C why eat cake when ...

Black Eye P A

Memphis H3
...

Splish Splash, I Pissed In Her Gash

Vulcan Hash House Harriers
...

I'd Kill For Road Head

Wankers Away H3
...

Mommy Dresses Me

RSH3 / BDH3
...

Cocktraceptive

Vulcan Hash House Harriers
Call me “Cocky”!

Le Guiche

(HorsesAssH3)

Wrap It Up

Memphis H3
...

Sloppy Taco

(VH3/BH3)

Jizzum N Jettison

(SurvivorH3)

Smothered Capped and Chunked

(VH3)

Ice ice asshole

Carolina Trash Hash House Harriers
Please tell me what el...

NFN Adrianne

(VH3)

TFI

(AH3)

4"Spike

Key West Hash House Harriers
...

BFG

(CH3)

I Dream of Weenie

Little Rock Hash House Harriers
...

Feeldoe Floggins

(IndyScent)

Farm to Table

Savannah Hash House Harriers
Birmingham RDR 2020

I'll Pack Her

Bushwhackers H3
...

Schlabotnik the Russian Sausage Mullet

(EH3)

Unleash the Clotten

Southeast Xtra Hash House Harriers
Happy Thursday!

Don’t Cum on the Puppy

IndyScent Hash House Harriers
...

Remote Control Cowgirl

(VH3)

My Bloody Palestine

(VH3)

Knock First

(MemphisH3)

Runs With No Name

Tiny Hands H3
Tiny Hands Forever!!! ...

The Vid Can't Even Handle Me Right Now

IndyScent Hash House Harriers
The Vid

USD

Sin City Hash House Harriers and Harriettes
...

IRS

(RSH3)

The Sorting Rack

Moving On On Over Optimal Urban Speeds ThRU Our Neighborhoods Hash House Harriers
“You wore spanx?! You ...

Cliterature

(MemphisH3)

Data-Driven Dicking

IndyScent Hash House Harriers
...

Lumberjack Off

Shark Week H3
Lumber Jackoff

Tag My Juicy Target

Panama City H3
...

AW Son Of A Dick

(VH3)

Rape Cubby

(Vulcan Hash House...)

Humpty Dumpty

(MemphisH3)

Brown Eye for the White Guy

(Survivor Hash Hou...)

Hat Trick

Camp Cougar H3
I've only peed on the ...

Puts the tanning lotion in the basket

(MWRH3)

Long Stroker

Mutha Rucker Hash House Harriers
...

Sparky

(JaxH3)

Jug Stain

GRITTY H3
¥ witchy way? ¥

Stitches Be Crazy

Chattanooga Choo Choo Hash House Harriers
...

Ass full of lube and cream

(BhamH3)

Good Fucking Vibrations

(Charlotte H3)

Miss Laid

(CASSH3)

Beauty and the Beastiality

Vulcan Hash House Harriers
...

Wanking Wall Y'all

(SurvivorH3)

Just Brady

(IndyScent)

Phil nye the science bi

(RSH3)

Ginger Wallbanger

Nomad Hash House Harriers
Hail Satan

Cum Scout

Music City
...

NFN Cal

(VH3)

Flo

Bad Decisions Hash House Harriers
...

Standup Cumedian

Survivor Hash House Harriers
...

Dirty Flamingo

Dayton Hash House Harriers
...

KRASH Test Honey

Sembach Hash House Harriers
...

BJ Tenderpussy

(BiloxiH3)