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VH3 HashCon Red Dress Run 2025

02/14 04:00 PM

A VH3 Hash Weekend

Cost: $115*

Hare(s):

Ass full of lube and cream (AFLAC), What Tattoo?!, A.L.A.B.A.M.A.

Shiggy:

Whalecum back to the 6th Anal Birmingham Red Dress Run hosted by Vulcan H3.

A few housekeeping items...

Hotel Rooms
Just like last year, we will be managing the hotel reservations. When you rego, there will be a question as to whether or not you need a room and what type you are requesting. (Keep in mind, this is a request, you are not necessarily guaranteed what you request). We will then assign them out first filling the 3rd floor. When the 3rd floor fills, then we will move on to the 4th floor in the same fashion. We will not be putting people on the 4th floor until the 3rd floor is filled. We will not be putting random people in a room together. If you no longer need a room, buddy up with someone, transfer your rego, etc, please contact Baskin Throbbins so she can reallocate that room to someone else.
Your hotel room is NOT included in your rego cost. You will be paying extra for your room directly to the hotel on check in.

Payment
We are only accepting paypal for this event. No, we cannot do anything about the fees. No, you cannot pay via cash app, venmo, cash monies, zelle, or sexual favors. Your rego does not count until you are paid.

Cancellations & Transfers
Once you have paid, your rego is nonrefundable. The only way we can return any money to you would be if we can fill your spot with someone else. Any rego transfers must be coordinated through Baskin Throbbins. Any regos transferred after 1.27.25 will not have a personalized toe tag. Gimmies only guaranteed for the first 150.

Banned Hashers
If you are on the Banned H3 list or you have been banned, you will not be able to attend this event.

Shot Valentines
If you do not want to purchase any, there is an option for 0. If you purchase any, you will get a Google forms link to fill out who they go to, this needs to be done by Christmas. If you do not fill it out, it is a general donation to the Crisis Center. If you need to purchase more than 10 shots, message Beasty.

Boudoir booth
We are able to do this again this year, however we are doing it a little differently. A lot of people want to do it and there are only 20 spots available. This year we will be doing a lottery to determine who gets those spots and there is a $5 cost to enter that lottery. This is OPTIONAL. The names will be drawn closer to time to accommodate any changes in the rego list

Fun Stuff
The quest for Red Dress Queen starts from the second you step through the door! Our reigning Queen Concrete Suppository will be watching from the get go to pick her princesses to compete for the coveted title of Red Dress Queen!

Schedule is pending and will be updated as we get closer to the event


HashCon - dress as your favorite thing about hashing: a hasher, a line from a hash song, your name, cover an outfit in Tiny Hands or different types of beers for Draft Punk, your favorite hash joke, someone's patch, trail marks, your kennel's mascot,etc

Location Details

Start Location TBA

Ramada by Wyndham Birmingham Airport

Do NOT call the hotel to book a room. Do NOT book online.
MM will be managing the hotel reservations.

Price is 82.25/night for either type of room and that includes a continental breakfast from the hotel


5216 Messer Airport Hwy, Birmingham, AL 35212

Public Event

See the full list!

170 Hashers came

including:

Black Eye P A

Memphis H3
...

3 Knuckle Shuffle

(Memphis H3)

Perverazzi

Chattanooga Choo Choo Hash House Harriers
...

Rape Cubby

(Vulcan Hash House...)

Splish Splash, I Pissed In Her Gash

Vulcan Hash House Harriers
...

Reverend Lickalottapuss

(LunarH3)

NFN John

(ScotchH3)

Pussy Gifted

Hashers Not Trashers H3
...

Just Tristan

(JaxH3)

Baskin Throbbins

Vulcan Hash House Harriers
...

Data-Driven Dicking

IndyScent Hash House Harriers
...

Eatin' Ain't Cheatin'

(Triad Crispy Crea...)

Remote Control Cowgirl

(VH3)

That One

(VoodooH3)

I’ll Fucking Kill You

(IndyScent)

Lewis Buttons

(IndyScent)

Dick Ender

(BFH3)

Ask Jeeves

(MemphisH3)

Nut-Lika

(VH3)

Dalick My Snatch

Vulcan Hash House Harriers
...

What’s Up Cock?!

Vulcan Hash House Harriers
...

Giggle Dick

Dallas Urban Hash House Harriers
...

AW Son Of A Dick

(VH3)

Kitty Kitty Bang Bang

(ECH3)

Miss Laid

(CASSH3)

IRS

(RSH3)

Jizzum N Jettison

(SurvivorH3)

Bearly Blue

(SeattleH3)

Dick Flicker

Bad Decisions Hash House Harriers
Bad Decision Wandering...

NFN Adrianne

(VH3)

Carniwhore

Columbus Cowtown Hash House Harriers and Harriets with a Hard-on Ohio
Renegade H3 Cow Tippin...

BARBIE’s B*TCH

(MUSIC CITY H3)

Red Beard

Memphis H3
...

How much did the hollacost?

(DCRW)

4"Spike

Key West Hash House Harriers
...

Lumberjack Off

Shark Week H3
Lumber Jackoff

The SadHeAteHer

(MCH3)

GGB

(JaxH3)

Pita

(DCH4)

Long Stroker

Mutha Rucker Hash House Harriers
...

Legend of the Hidden Tampon

Vulcan Hash House Harriers
...

Birdie

Border jumper H3
Get schwifty!

LeoHard

Bad Decisions Hash House Harriers
Probably in heels

USD

Sin City Hash House Harriers and Harriettes
...

The Sorting Rack

Moving On On Over Optimal Urban Speeds ThRU Our Neighborhoods Hash House Harriers
“You wore spanx?! You ...

Cliterature

(MemphisH3)

Minor Offense

Crispy Creamers H3
...

Schlabotnik the Russian Sausage Mullet

(EH3)

Hot Tub Sex Machine

Charlotte Hash House Harriers
Let's get naked!!

Wrap It Up

Memphis H3
...

Scary Pooter

(IndyScent)

Incomplete Evacuation

(Pch3 )

Dungeons N Youngun

(VH3)

My Bloody Palestine

(VH3)

I Dream of Weenie

Little Rock Hash House Harriers
...

Poly Doesn't Know

Savannah Hash House Harriers
...

Everybody in my mouth

(VH3)

Runs With No Name

Tiny Hands H3
Tiny Hands Forever!!! ...

Concrete Suppository

(SWH3)

Tokin Lick-n-Stick

(WSH3)

Beauty and the Beastiality

Vulcan Hash House Harriers
...

The Vid Can't Even Handle Me Right Now

IndyScent Hash House Harriers
The Vid

Don’t Cum on the Puppy

IndyScent Hash House Harriers
...

Fifty Shades Of Green

(IndyScent)

TP for My Tongue Hole

(MemphisH3)

The Count of Anal Crisco

(VH3)

Sloppy Taco

(VH3/BH3)

The Schlongest Yard

(CAH3)

Stunt Cock

Memphis H3
...

Standup Cumedian

Survivor Hash House Harriers
...

Six Months Gone Bi

PoppyCock H3
...

Humpty Dumpty

(MemphisH3)

Cocaine Blowtrain

Tallahassee & Area Hash House Harriers
...

Hose Before Hoes

(PWH3)

Good Fucking Vibrations

(Charlotte H3)

TFI

(AH3)

Fuck it not sorry

(DH3)

Rest in Penis

IndyScent HHH
...

Spelunk My Abyss

(JXNH3)

NFN Cal

(VH3)

I'd Kill For Road Head

Wankers Away H3
...

Le Guiche

(HorsesAssH3)

Roxxy pi

(Sin City Hash Hou...)

BFG

(CH3)

Gut Reaction

Memphis H3
...

A.L.A.B.A.M.A.

Vulcan Hash House Harriers
...

Swallow 4 Equality

IndyScent Hash House Harriers
Drink it down down dow...

Smothered Capped and Chunked

(VH3)

History Buff

(MemphisH3)

Knock First

(MemphisH3)

Cuddles ‘n Cream

Hurricane Hash House Harriers
...

Kink Possible

Vulcan Hash House Harriers
...

Thudmuffin

Philadelphia Hash House Harriers
I got a tagline see. ...

Pussy Slap

(MH3)

One-eyed Wetter

(MemphisH3)

Dirty Flamingo

Dayton Hash House Harriers
...

Farm to Table

Savannah Hash House Harriers
Birmingham RDR 2020

NFN Jane

(ScotchH3)

Phil nye the science bi

(RSH3)

Too Flat To Lay

(VH3)

Cocktraceptive

Vulcan Hash House Harriers
Call me “Cocky”!

Just Micah

(VH3)

Teddy Fuxpin

Vulcan Hash House Harriers
Not just for cuddling.

ReMEMBER Me

(IndyScent)

Doggy Door

(MemphisH3)

Puts the tanning lotion in the basket

(MWRH3)

Mommy Dresses Me

RSH3 / BDH3
...

Thigh Nut

Rocket shitty hash house harriers
I hate the word MOIST

Soft Serve

(MemphisH3)

Pussy Blue Ribbon

(VH3)

Flo

Bad Decisions Hash House Harriers
...

Sparky

(JaxH3)

Brown Eye for the White Guy

(Survivor Hash Hou...)

What Tattoo?!

(BhamH3)

Let Them Eat Ass!

Wandering Whore Hash House Harriers
B/C why eat cake when ...

Not The Poopy End

(IndyScent)

Smirnoff Clothes-off

Rocket shitty hash house harriers
Malört could you ask for?

2FAB

(DCRW)

Crapper McWrapper

(VH3)

Stitches Be Crazy

Chattanooga Choo Choo Hash House Harriers
...

Trunk Junk

(RSH3)

Just Brady

(IndyScent)

Ur(in)e Circle

CuntCrew
...

Crapplesauce

(IndyHHH)

Peg the Patriarchy

Blooming Fools H3
...

Midsummer Nights Cream

(TC2H3)

Look at that hole

Beaver Hole H3
...

Feeldoe Floggins

(IndyScent)

Squeaky Queen

Charlotte Hash House Harriers
...

Tag My Juicy Target

Panama City H3
...

Cum Scout

Music City
...

That Fucking Guy / Abe Drinkin

Dayton Hash House Harriers
...

Clean clit club

(VH3)

Tri-harder

Blooming Fools H3
11/5/25

NFN Amber

(Vulcan Hash House...)

Ice ice asshole

Carolina Trash Hash House Harriers
Please tell me what el...

BJ Tenderpussy

(BiloxiH3)

Squiggly Wiggly

(MemphisH3)

I Share the Sheriff

(SurvivorH3)

KRASH Test Honey

Sembach Hash House Harriers
...

Shitty Orgy Daycare

Tidewater H3
...

Shoe Said Head

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers
4 steps to a good time...

Ho White & the 7 Dwarfs

Wandering Whore H3
...

Depends On Me *DOM*

(MRH3)

H.N.I.C

(Key West Hash Hou...)

Semicision

(MemphisH3)

I'll Pack Her

Bushwhackers H3
...

The Fuck Stops Here

Panama City H3
...

Blowing 7-Squirty-7

Nomad Hash House Harriers
Sometimes I feel fancy.

Wanking Wall Y'all

(SurvivorH3)

Glory Hole

(CASSH3)

Hat Trick

Camp Cougar H3
I've only peed on the ...

Jug Stain

GRITTY H3
¥ witchy way? ¥

Electroshocker

(RSH3)

Ass full of lube and cream

(BhamH3)

Bobble Head

(GF H3)

Buttchugbackwash

(VH3)

Pits Tits & Slits

(Chattanooga Choo ...)

Unleash the Clotten

Southeast Xtra Hash House Harriers
Happy Thursday!

Windows NT

(BiloxiH3)

Prince Docker

(SurvivorH3)

Uncle Felcher

(VH3)

Finger Fuckin' Good

IndyScent Hash House Harriers
...

Weekend Boyfriend

(VH3)

Primetime Thunderpuss

Tallahassee & Area Hash House Harriers
Thunder, thunder, thun...

Shakesbeere

Emerald Coast Hash House Harriers
...

Man Buns of Steel

Blooming Fools H3
...

Ginger Wallbanger

Nomad Hash House Harriers
Hail Satan