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VH3 HashCon Red Dress Run 2025

02/14 04:00 PM

A VH3 Hash Weekend

Cost: $115*

Hare(s):

Ass full of lube and cream (AFLAC), What Tattoo?!, A.L.A.B.A.M.A.

Shiggy:

Whalecum back to the 6th Anal Birmingham Red Dress Run hosted by Vulcan H3.

A few housekeeping items...

Hotel Rooms
Just like last year, we will be managing the hotel reservations. When you rego, there will be a question as to whether or not you need a room and what type you are requesting. (Keep in mind, this is a request, you are not necessarily guaranteed what you request). We will then assign them out first filling the 3rd floor. When the 3rd floor fills, then we will move on to the 4th floor in the same fashion. We will not be putting people on the 4th floor until the 3rd floor is filled. We will not be putting random people in a room together. If you no longer need a room, buddy up with someone, transfer your rego, etc, please contact Baskin Throbbins so she can reallocate that room to someone else.
Your hotel room is NOT included in your rego cost. You will be paying extra for your room directly to the hotel on check in.

Payment
We are only accepting paypal for this event. No, we cannot do anything about the fees. No, you cannot pay via cash app, venmo, cash monies, zelle, or sexual favors. Your rego does not count until you are paid.

Cancellations & Transfers
Once you have paid, your rego is nonrefundable. The only way we can return any money to you would be if we can fill your spot with someone else. Any rego transfers must be coordinated through Baskin Throbbins. Any regos transferred after 1.27.25 will not have a personalized toe tag. Gimmies only guaranteed for the first 150.

Banned Hashers
If you are on the Banned H3 list or you have been banned, you will not be able to attend this event.

Shot Valentines
If you do not want to purchase any, there is an option for 0. If you purchase any, you will get a Google forms link to fill out who they go to, this needs to be done by Christmas. If you do not fill it out, it is a general donation to the Crisis Center. If you need to purchase more than 10 shots, message Beasty.

Boudoir booth
We are able to do this again this year, however we are doing it a little differently. A lot of people want to do it and there are only 20 spots available. This year we will be doing a lottery to determine who gets those spots and there is a $5 cost to enter that lottery. This is OPTIONAL. The names will be drawn closer to time to accommodate any changes in the rego list

Fun Stuff
The quest for Red Dress Queen starts from the second you step through the door! Our reigning Queen Concrete Suppository will be watching from the get go to pick her princesses to compete for the coveted title of Red Dress Queen!

Schedule is pending and will be updated as we get closer to the event


HashCon - dress as your favorite thing about hashing: a hasher, a line from a hash song, your name, cover an outfit in Tiny Hands or different types of beers for Draft Punk, your favorite hash joke, someone's patch, trail marks, your kennel's mascot,etc

Location Details

Start Location TBA

Ramada by Wyndham Birmingham Airport

Do NOT call the hotel to book a room. Do NOT book online.
MM will be managing the hotel reservations.

Price is 82.25/night for either type of room and that includes a continental breakfast from the hotel


5216 Messer Airport Hwy, Birmingham, AL 35212

Public Event

See the full list!

170 Hashers came

including:

Wanking Wall Y'all

(SurvivorH3)

Kink Possible

Vulcan Hash House Harriers
...

AW Son Of A Dick

(VH3)

Roxxy pi

(Sin City Hash Hou...)

Crapplesauce

(IndyHHH)

Clean clit club

(VH3)

Shoe Said Head

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers
4 steps to a good time...

Prince Docker

(SurvivorH3)

I Dream of Weenie

Little Rock Hash House Harriers
...

Ho White & the 7 Dwarfs

Wandering Whore H3
...

Rape Cubby

(Vulcan Hash House...)

Crapper McWrapper

(VH3)

Fuck it not sorry

(DH3)

Dirty Flamingo

Dayton Hash House Harriers
...

Runs With No Name

Tiny Hands H3
Tiny Hands Forever!!! ...

Poly Doesn't Know

Savannah Hash House Harriers
...

Smirnoff Clothes-off

Rocket shitty hash house harriers
Malört could you ask for?

Pita

(DCH4)

IRS

(RSH3)

Look at that hole

Beaver Hole H3
...

Tri-harder

Blooming Fools H3
11/5/25

Minor Offense

Crispy Creamers H3
...

Legend of the Hidden Tampon

Vulcan Hash House Harriers
...

Miss Laid

(CASSH3)

I’ll Fucking Kill You

(IndyScent)

Weekend Boyfriend

(VH3)

Ginger Wallbanger

Nomad Hash House Harriers
Hail Satan

Soft Serve

(MemphisH3)

Schlabotnik the Russian Sausage Mullet

(EH3)

NFN Jane

(ScotchH3)

2FAB

(DCRW)

Cliterature

(MemphisH3)

Brown Eye for the White Guy

(Survivor Hash Hou...)

Tokin Lick-n-Stick

(WSH3)

The SadHeAteHer

(MCH3)

Carniwhore

Columbus Cowtown Hash House Harriers and Harriets with a Hard-on Ohio
Renegade H3 Cow Tippin...

Squeaky Queen

Charlotte Hash House Harriers
...

Remote Control Cowgirl

(VH3)

Ice ice asshole

Carolina Trash Hash House Harriers
Please tell me what el...

3 Knuckle Shuffle

(Memphis H3)

I'll Pack Her

Bushwhackers H3
...

Fifty Shades Of Green

(IndyScent)

Just Brady

(IndyScent)

Ask Jeeves

(MemphisH3)

The Sorting Rack

Moving On On Over Optimal Urban Speeds ThRU Our Neighborhoods Hash House Harriers
“You wore spanx?! You ...

History Buff

(MemphisH3)

Just Micah

(VH3)

Let Them Eat Ass!

Wandering Whore Hash House Harriers
B/C why eat cake when ...

Teddy Fuxpin

Vulcan Hash House Harriers
Not just for cuddling.

LeoHard

Bad Decisions Hash House Harriers
Probably in heels

Semicision

(MemphisH3)

The Count of Anal Crisco

(VH3)

Uncle Felcher

(VH3)

Dick Ender

(BFH3)

NFN Amber

(Vulcan Hash House...)

Long Stroker

Mutha Rucker Hash House Harriers
...

Le Guiche

(HorsesAssH3)

USD

Sin City Hash House Harriers and Harriettes
...

Eatin' Ain't Cheatin'

(Triad Crispy Crea...)

Jizzum N Jettison

(SurvivorH3)

ReMEMBER Me

(IndyScent)

Baskin Throbbins

Vulcan Hash House Harriers
...

The Fuck Stops Here

Panama City H3
...

BJ Tenderpussy

(BiloxiH3)

Too Flat To Lay

(VH3)

Hose Before Hoes

(PWH3)

TFI

(AH3)

Pussy Slap

(MH3)

Standup Cumedian

Survivor Hash House Harriers
...

Glory Hole

(CASSH3)

Thudmuffin

Philadelphia Hash House Harriers
I got a tagline see. ...

Depends On Me *DOM*

(MRH3)

Blowing 7-Squirty-7

Nomad Hash House Harriers
Sometimes I feel fancy.

Squiggly Wiggly

(MemphisH3)

NFN Cal

(VH3)

Sloppy Taco

(VH3/BH3)

Puts the tanning lotion in the basket

(MWRH3)

Peg the Patriarchy

Blooming Fools H3
...

Incomplete Evacuation

(Pch3 )

Tag My Juicy Target

Panama City H3
...

Doggy Door

(MemphisH3)

Buttchugbackwash

(VH3)

Reverend Lickalottapuss

(LunarH3)

Good Fucking Vibrations

(Charlotte H3)

Spelunk My Abyss

(JXNH3)

Dick Flicker

Bad Decisions Hash House Harriers
Bad Decision Wandering...

Mommy Dresses Me

RSH3 / BDH3
...

Birdie

Border jumper H3
Get schwifty!

Sparky

(JaxH3)

Unleash the Clotten

Southeast Xtra Hash House Harriers
Happy Thursday!

My Bloody Palestine

(VH3)

Feeldoe Floggins

(IndyScent)

Giggle Dick

Dallas Urban Hash House Harriers
...

4"Spike

Key West Hash House Harriers
...

Splish Splash, I Pissed In Her Gash

Vulcan Hash House Harriers
...

Ur(in)e Circle

CuntCrew
...

Cuddles ‘n Cream

Hurricane Hash House Harriers
...

Electroshocker

(RSH3)

Pussy Blue Ribbon

(VH3)

Six Months Gone Bi

PoppyCock H3
...

Pussy Gifted

Hashers Not Trashers H3
...

Bearly Blue

(SeattleH3)

KRASH Test Honey

Sembach Hash House Harriers
...

Cocktraceptive

Vulcan Hash House Harriers
Call me “Cocky”!

A.L.A.B.A.M.A.

Vulcan Hash House Harriers
...

How much did the hollacost?

(DCRW)

Primetime Thunderpuss

Tallahassee & Area Hash House Harriers
Thunder, thunder, thun...

Farm to Table

Savannah Hash House Harriers
Birmingham RDR 2020

Windows NT

(BiloxiH3)

Just Tristan

(JaxH3)

Kitty Kitty Bang Bang

(ECH3)

Everybody in my mouth

(VH3)

I'd Kill For Road Head

Wankers Away H3
...

Humpty Dumpty

(MemphisH3)

That One

(VoodooH3)

Phil nye the science bi

(RSH3)

Thigh Nut

Rocket shitty hash house harriers
I hate the word MOIST

Concrete Suppository

(SWH3)

What Tattoo?!

(BhamH3)

Swallow 4 Equality

IndyScent Hash House Harriers
Drink it down down dow...

Gut Reaction

Memphis H3
...

Don’t Cum on the Puppy

IndyScent Hash House Harriers
...

Perverazzi

Chattanooga Choo Choo Hash House Harriers
...

Cocaine Blowtrain

Tallahassee & Area Hash House Harriers
...

Jug Stain

GRITTY H3
¥ witchy way? ¥

Dungeons N Youngun

(VH3)

Red Beard

Memphis H3
...

Stunt Cock

Memphis H3
...

Bobble Head

(GF H3)

BARBIE’s B*TCH

(MUSIC CITY H3)

NFN Adrianne

(VH3)

Dalick My Snatch

Vulcan Hash House Harriers
...

GGB

(JaxH3)

Trunk Junk

(RSH3)

Finger Fuckin' Good

IndyScent Hash House Harriers
...

Data-Driven Dicking

IndyScent Hash House Harriers
...

Shakesbeere

Emerald Coast Hash House Harriers
...

Flo

Bad Decisions Hash House Harriers
...

Cum Scout

Music City
...

Man Buns of Steel

Blooming Fools H3
...

Nut-Lika

(VH3)

H.N.I.C

(Key West Hash Hou...)

What’s Up Cock?!

Vulcan Hash House Harriers
...

NFN John

(ScotchH3)

Beauty and the Beastiality

Vulcan Hash House Harriers
...

Wrap It Up

Memphis H3
...

That Fucking Guy / Abe Drinkin

Dayton Hash House Harriers
...

I Share the Sheriff

(SurvivorH3)

The Vid Can't Even Handle Me Right Now

IndyScent Hash House Harriers
The Vid

TP for My Tongue Hole

(MemphisH3)

Black Eye P A

Memphis H3
...

Scary Pooter

(IndyScent)

Not The Poopy End

(IndyScent)

Midsummer Nights Cream

(TC2H3)

Stitches Be Crazy

Chattanooga Choo Choo Hash House Harriers
...

One-eyed Wetter

(MemphisH3)

Shitty Orgy Daycare

Tidewater H3
...

Pits Tits & Slits

(Chattanooga Choo ...)

The Schlongest Yard

(CAH3)

Smothered Capped and Chunked

(VH3)

Rest in Penis

IndyScent HHH
...

Hot Tub Sex Machine

Charlotte Hash House Harriers
Let's get naked!!

Lumberjack Off

Shark Week H3
Lumber Jackoff

Lewis Buttons

(IndyScent)

Ass full of lube and cream

(BhamH3)

Knock First

(MemphisH3)

Hat Trick

Camp Cougar H3
I've only peed on the ...

BFG

(CH3)