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VH3 HashCon Red Dress Run 2025

02/14 04:00 PM

A VH3 Hash Weekend

Cost: $115*

Hare(s):

Ass full of lube and cream (AFLAC), What Tattoo?!, A.L.A.B.A.M.A.

Shiggy:

Whalecum back to the 6th Anal Birmingham Red Dress Run hosted by Vulcan H3.

A few housekeeping items...

Hotel Rooms
Just like last year, we will be managing the hotel reservations. When you rego, there will be a question as to whether or not you need a room and what type you are requesting. (Keep in mind, this is a request, you are not necessarily guaranteed what you request). We will then assign them out first filling the 3rd floor. When the 3rd floor fills, then we will move on to the 4th floor in the same fashion. We will not be putting people on the 4th floor until the 3rd floor is filled. We will not be putting random people in a room together. If you no longer need a room, buddy up with someone, transfer your rego, etc, please contact Baskin Throbbins so she can reallocate that room to someone else.
Your hotel room is NOT included in your rego cost. You will be paying extra for your room directly to the hotel on check in.

Payment
We are only accepting paypal for this event. No, we cannot do anything about the fees. No, you cannot pay via cash app, venmo, cash monies, zelle, or sexual favors. Your rego does not count until you are paid.

Cancellations & Transfers
Once you have paid, your rego is nonrefundable. The only way we can return any money to you would be if we can fill your spot with someone else. Any rego transfers must be coordinated through Baskin Throbbins. Any regos transferred after 1.27.25 will not have a personalized toe tag. Gimmies only guaranteed for the first 150.

Banned Hashers
If you are on the Banned H3 list or you have been banned, you will not be able to attend this event.

Shot Valentines
If you do not want to purchase any, there is an option for 0. If you purchase any, you will get a Google forms link to fill out who they go to, this needs to be done by Christmas. If you do not fill it out, it is a general donation to the Crisis Center. If you need to purchase more than 10 shots, message Beasty.

Boudoir booth
We are able to do this again this year, however we are doing it a little differently. A lot of people want to do it and there are only 20 spots available. This year we will be doing a lottery to determine who gets those spots and there is a $5 cost to enter that lottery. This is OPTIONAL. The names will be drawn closer to time to accommodate any changes in the rego list

Fun Stuff
The quest for Red Dress Queen starts from the second you step through the door! Our reigning Queen Concrete Suppository will be watching from the get go to pick her princesses to compete for the coveted title of Red Dress Queen!

Schedule is pending and will be updated as we get closer to the event


HashCon - dress as your favorite thing about hashing: a hasher, a line from a hash song, your name, cover an outfit in Tiny Hands or different types of beers for Draft Punk, your favorite hash joke, someone's patch, trail marks, your kennel's mascot,etc

Location Details

Start Location TBA

Ramada by Wyndham Birmingham Airport

Do NOT call the hotel to book a room. Do NOT book online.
MM will be managing the hotel reservations.

Price is 82.25/night for either type of room and that includes a continental breakfast from the hotel


5216 Messer Airport Hwy, Birmingham, AL 35212

Public Event

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170 Hashers came

including:

Let Them Eat Ass!

Wandering Whore Hash House Harriers
B/C why eat cake when ...

Man Buns of Steel

Blooming Fools H3
...

Pussy Slap

(MH3)

Knock First

(MemphisH3)

That Fucking Guy / Abe Drinkin

Dayton Hash House Harriers
...

Glory Hole

(CASSH3)

History Buff

(MemphisH3)

Cuddles ‘n Cream

Hurricane Hash House Harriers
...

Remote Control Cowgirl

(VH3)

Ice ice asshole

Carolina Trash Hash House Harriers
Please tell me what el...

The SadHeAteHer

(MCH3)

Feeldoe Floggins

(IndyScent)

A.L.A.B.A.M.A.

Vulcan Hash House Harriers
...

Farm to Table

Savannah Hash House Harriers
Birmingham RDR 2020

Prince Docker

(SurvivorH3)

I Dream of Weenie

Little Rock Hash House Harriers
...

Runs With No Name

Tiny Hands H3
Tiny Hands Forever!!! ...

Jizzum N Jettison

(SurvivorH3)

Finger Fuckin' Good

IndyScent Hash House Harriers
...

Beauty and the Beastiality

Vulcan Hash House Harriers
...

Dick Ender

(BFH3)

The Count of Anal Crisco

(VH3)

Ho White & the 7 Dwarfs

Wandering Whore H3
...

Minor Offense

Crispy Creamers H3
...

Thigh Nut

Rocket shitty hash house harriers
I hate the word MOIST

Swallow 4 Equality

IndyScent Hash House Harriers
Drink it down down dow...

Shakesbeere

Emerald Coast Hash House Harriers
...

Ass full of lube and cream

(BhamH3)

Smirnoff Clothes-off

Rocket shitty hash house harriers
Malört could you ask for?

Rape Cubby

(Vulcan Hash House...)

Thudmuffin

Philadelphia Hash House Harriers
I got a tagline see. ...

Squiggly Wiggly

(MemphisH3)

Spelunk My Abyss

(JXNH3)

Wanking Wall Y'all

(SurvivorH3)

KRASH Test Honey

Sembach Hash House Harriers
...

Trunk Junk

(RSH3)

2FAB

(DCRW)

Mommy Dresses Me

RSH3 / BDH3
...

Semicision

(MemphisH3)

Depends On Me *DOM*

(MRH3)

Giggle Dick

Dallas Urban Hash House Harriers
...

The Sorting Rack

Moving On On Over Optimal Urban Speeds ThRU Our Neighborhoods Hash House Harriers
“You wore spanx?! You ...

Teddy Fuxpin

Vulcan Hash House Harriers
Not just for cuddling.

Jug Stain

GRITTY H3
¥ witchy way? ¥

BARBIE’s B*TCH

(MUSIC CITY H3)

Schlabotnik the Russian Sausage Mullet

(EH3)

Sparky

(JaxH3)

Smothered Capped and Chunked

(VH3)

Weekend Boyfriend

(VH3)

Poly Doesn't Know

Savannah Hash House Harriers
...

NFN John

(ScotchH3)

TP for My Tongue Hole

(MemphisH3)

I Share the Sheriff

(SurvivorH3)

Fuck it not sorry

(DH3)

GGB

(JaxH3)

IRS

(RSH3)

Midsummer Nights Cream

(TC2H3)

Data-Driven Dicking

IndyScent Hash House Harriers
...

Dirty Flamingo

Dayton Hash House Harriers
...

Kink Possible

Vulcan Hash House Harriers
...

Stitches Be Crazy

Chattanooga Choo Choo Hash House Harriers
...

Kitty Kitty Bang Bang

(ECH3)

Uncle Felcher

(VH3)

The Vid Can't Even Handle Me Right Now

IndyScent Hash House Harriers
The Vid

What Tattoo?!

(BhamH3)

One-eyed Wetter

(MemphisH3)

Windows NT

(BiloxiH3)

Six Months Gone Bi

PoppyCock H3
...

Standup Cumedian

Survivor Hash House Harriers
...

Just Tristan

(JaxH3)

Lewis Buttons

(IndyScent)

Doggy Door

(MemphisH3)

Cum Scout

Music City
...

Crapper McWrapper

(VH3)

BJ Tenderpussy

(BiloxiH3)

Scary Pooter

(IndyScent)

I'd Kill For Road Head

Wankers Away H3
...

Brown Eye for the White Guy

(Survivor Hash Hou...)

Cocaine Blowtrain

Tallahassee & Area Hash House Harriers
...

Cliterature

(MemphisH3)

Sloppy Taco

(VH3/BH3)

Shitty Orgy Daycare

Tidewater H3
...

Pits Tits & Slits

(Chattanooga Choo ...)

Dalick My Snatch

Vulcan Hash House Harriers
...

Miss Laid

(CASSH3)

Electroshocker

(RSH3)

Legend of the Hidden Tampon

Vulcan Hash House Harriers
...

Tri-harder

Blooming Fools H3
11/5/25

Carniwhore

Columbus Cowtown Hash House Harriers and Harriets with a Hard-on Ohio
Renegade H3 Cow Tippin...

My Bloody Palestine

(VH3)

Ask Jeeves

(MemphisH3)

Crapplesauce

(IndyHHH)

Just Brady

(IndyScent)

Black Eye P A

Memphis H3
...

Gut Reaction

Memphis H3
...

Peg the Patriarchy

Blooming Fools H3
...

Squeaky Queen

Charlotte Hash House Harriers
...

USD

Sin City Hash House Harriers and Harriettes
...

Concrete Suppository

(SWH3)

Lumberjack Off

Shark Week H3
Lumber Jackoff

How much did the hollacost?

(DCRW)

Primetime Thunderpuss

Tallahassee & Area Hash House Harriers
Thunder, thunder, thun...

Humpty Dumpty

(MemphisH3)

NFN Adrianne

(VH3)

Clean clit club

(VH3)

Incomplete Evacuation

(Pch3 )

The Schlongest Yard

(CAH3)

Hat Trick

Camp Cougar H3
I've only peed on the ...

3 Knuckle Shuffle

(Memphis H3)

I'll Pack Her

Bushwhackers H3
...

Bobble Head

(GF H3)

Le Guiche

(HorsesAssH3)

Don’t Cum on the Puppy

IndyScent Hash House Harriers
...

Roxxy pi

(Sin City Hash Hou...)

Pita

(DCH4)

NFN Amber

(Vulcan Hash House...)

Fifty Shades Of Green

(IndyScent)

TFI

(AH3)

H.N.I.C

(Key West Hash Hou...)

Hot Tub Sex Machine

Charlotte Hash House Harriers
Let's get naked!!

Hose Before Hoes

(PWH3)

Tag My Juicy Target

Panama City H3
...

Stunt Cock

Memphis H3
...

Puts the tanning lotion in the basket

(MWRH3)

Birdie

Border jumper H3
Get schwifty!

Wrap It Up

Memphis H3
...

Too Flat To Lay

(VH3)

Tokin Lick-n-Stick

(WSH3)

Ur(in)e Circle

CuntCrew
...

Soft Serve

(MemphisH3)

Splish Splash, I Pissed In Her Gash

Vulcan Hash House Harriers
...

Bearly Blue

(SeattleH3)

Reverend Lickalottapuss

(LunarH3)

4"Spike

Key West Hash House Harriers
...

BFG

(CH3)

Pussy Gifted

Hashers Not Trashers H3
...

Nut-Lika

(VH3)

Buttchugbackwash

(VH3)

NFN Jane

(ScotchH3)

Good Fucking Vibrations

(Charlotte H3)

What’s Up Cock?!

Vulcan Hash House Harriers
...

Perverazzi

Chattanooga Choo Choo Hash House Harriers
...

Look at that hole

Beaver Hole H3
...

AW Son Of A Dick

(VH3)

ReMEMBER Me

(IndyScent)

Ginger Wallbanger

Nomad Hash House Harriers
Hail Satan

The Fuck Stops Here

Panama City H3
...

Unleash the Clotten

Southeast Xtra Hash House Harriers
Happy Thursday!

NFN Cal

(VH3)

That One

(VoodooH3)

Blowing 7-Squirty-7

Nomad Hash House Harriers
Sometimes I feel fancy.

Eatin' Ain't Cheatin'

(Triad Crispy Crea...)

Baskin Throbbins

Vulcan Hash House Harriers
...

Shoe Said Head

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers
4 steps to a good time...

Flo

Bad Decisions Hash House Harriers
...

Rest in Penis

IndyScent HHH
...

Cocktraceptive

Vulcan Hash House Harriers
Call me “Cocky”!

Just Micah

(VH3)

Not The Poopy End

(IndyScent)

Dick Flicker

Bad Decisions Hash House Harriers
Bad Decision Wandering...

Pussy Blue Ribbon

(VH3)

Phil nye the science bi

(RSH3)

LeoHard

Bad Decisions Hash House Harriers
Probably in heels

Red Beard

Memphis H3
...

Everybody in my mouth

(VH3)

Dungeons N Youngun

(VH3)

Long Stroker

Mutha Rucker Hash House Harriers
...

I’ll Fucking Kill You

(IndyScent)