Cost: $115*
Hare(s):
Ass full of lube and cream (AFLAC), What Tattoo?!, A.L.A.B.A.M.A.
Shiggy:
Whalecum back to the 6th Anal Birmingham Red Dress Run hosted by Vulcan H3.
A few housekeeping items...
Hotel Rooms
Just like last year, we will be managing the hotel reservations. When you rego, there will be a question as to whether or not you need a room and what type you are requesting. (Keep in mind, this is a request, you are not necessarily guaranteed what you request). We will then assign them out first filling the 3rd floor. When the 3rd floor fills, then we will move on to the 4th floor in the same fashion. We will not be putting people on the 4th floor until the 3rd floor is filled. We will not be putting random people in a room together. If you no longer need a room, buddy up with someone, transfer your rego, etc, please contact Baskin Throbbins so she can reallocate that room to someone else.
Your hotel room is NOT included in your rego cost. You will be paying extra for your room directly to the hotel on check in.
Payment
We are only accepting paypal for this event. No, we cannot do anything about the fees. No, you cannot pay via cash app, venmo, cash monies, zelle, or sexual favors. Your rego does not count until you are paid.
Cancellations & Transfers
Once you have paid, your rego is nonrefundable. The only way we can return any money to you would be if we can fill your spot with someone else. Any rego transfers must be coordinated through Baskin Throbbins. Any regos transferred after 1.27.25 will not have a personalized toe tag. Gimmies only guaranteed for the first 150.
Banned Hashers
If you are on the Banned H3 list or you have been banned, you will not be able to attend this event.
Shot Valentines
If you do not want to purchase any, there is an option for 0. If you purchase any, you will get a Google forms link to fill out who they go to, this needs to be done by Christmas. If you do not fill it out, it is a general donation to the Crisis Center. If you need to purchase more than 10 shots, message Beasty.
Boudoir booth
We are able to do this again this year, however we are doing it a little differently. A lot of people want to do it and there are only 20 spots available. This year we will be doing a lottery to determine who gets those spots and there is a $5 cost to enter that lottery. This is OPTIONAL. The names will be drawn closer to time to accommodate any changes in the rego list
Fun Stuff
The quest for Red Dress Queen starts from the second you step through the door! Our reigning Queen Concrete Suppository will be watching from the get go to pick her princesses to compete for the coveted title of Red Dress Queen!
Schedule is pending and will be updated as we get closer to the event
HashCon - dress as your favorite thing about hashing: a hasher, a line from a hash song, your name, cover an outfit in Tiny Hands or different types of beers for Draft Punk, your favorite hash joke, someone's patch, trail marks, your kennel's mascot,etc
Start Location TBA
Ramada by Wyndham Birmingham Airport
Do NOT call the hotel to book a room. Do NOT book online.
MM will be managing the hotel reservations.
Price is 82.25/night for either type of room and that includes a continental breakfast from the hotel
5216 Messer Airport Hwy, Birmingham, AL 35212
including:
Pita
(DCH4)
Cliterature
(MemphisH3)
Nut-Lika
(VH3)
Puts the tanning lotion in the basket
(MWRH3)
Miss Laid
(CASSH3)
Uncle Felcher
(VH3)
The Schlongest Yard
(CAH3)
TP for My Tongue Hole
(MemphisH3)
AW Son Of A Dick
(VH3)
What Tattoo?!
(BhamH3)
Buttchugbackwash
(VH3)
Electroshocker
(RSH3)
Not The Poopy End
(IndyScent)
Spelunk My Abyss
(JXNH3)
How much did the hollacost?
(DCRW)
3 Knuckle Shuffle
(Memphis H3)
Pits Tits & Slits
(Chattanooga Choo ...)
One-eyed Wetter
(MemphisH3)
BFG
(CH3)
History Buff
(MemphisH3)
Jizzum N Jettison
(SurvivorH3)
NFN Cal
(VH3)
Crapplesauce
(IndyHHH)
Feeldoe Floggins
(IndyScent)
Ass full of lube and cream
(BhamH3)
Soft Serve
(MemphisH3)
Doggy Door
(MemphisH3)
Scary Pooter
(IndyScent)
NFN Adrianne
(VH3)
Tokin Lick-n-Stick
(WSH3)
Brown Eye for the White Guy
(Survivor Hash Hou...)
Depends On Me *DOM*
(MRH3)
NFN Amber
(Vulcan Hash House...)
Incomplete Evacuation
(Pch3 )
Squiggly Wiggly
(MemphisH3)
IRS
(RSH3)
Reverend Lickalottapuss
(LunarH3)
Schlabotnik the Russian Sausage Mullet
(EH3)
ReMEMBER Me
(IndyScent)
Pussy Slap
(MH3)
Remote Control Cowgirl
(VH3)
I’ll Fucking Kill You
(IndyScent)
Just Brady
(IndyScent)
Wanking Wall Y'all
(SurvivorH3)
Windows NT
(BiloxiH3)
Just Tristan
(JaxH3)
Good Fucking Vibrations
(Charlotte H3)
Phil nye the science bi
(RSH3)
Trunk Junk
(RSH3)
Sloppy Taco
(VH3/BH3)
Pussy Blue Ribbon
(VH3)
Carniwhore
Humpty Dumpty
(MemphisH3)
Fifty Shades Of Green
(IndyScent)
Fuck it not sorry
(DH3)
Prince Docker
(SurvivorH3)
H.N.I.C
(Key West Hash Hou...)
Weekend Boyfriend
(VH3)
Lewis Buttons
(IndyScent)
Dick Ender
(BFH3)
TFI
(AH3)
That One
(VoodooH3)
The Count of Anal Crisco
(VH3)
Too Flat To Lay
(VH3)
I Share the Sheriff
(SurvivorH3)
Rape Cubby
(Vulcan Hash House...)
Eatin' Ain't Cheatin'
(Triad Crispy Crea...)
NFN Jane
(ScotchH3)
Concrete Suppository
(SWH3)
Smothered Capped and Chunked
(VH3)
BJ Tenderpussy
(BiloxiH3)
GGB
(JaxH3)
Glory Hole
(CASSH3)
Everybody in my mouth
(VH3)
Roxxy pi
(Sin City Hash Hou...)
Hose Before Hoes
(PWH3)
My Bloody Palestine
(VH3)
Le Guiche
(HorsesAssH3)
Midsummer Nights Cream
(TC2H3)
Kitty Kitty Bang Bang
(ECH3)
Dungeons N Youngun
(VH3)
NFN John
(ScotchH3)
The Sorting Rack
Sparky
(JaxH3)
Bobble Head
(GF H3)
2FAB
(DCRW)
Ask Jeeves
(MemphisH3)
The SadHeAteHer
(MCH3)
Semicision
(MemphisH3)
Bearly Blue
(SeattleH3)
Just Micah
(VH3)
BARBIE’s B*TCH
(MUSIC CITY H3)
Clean clit club
(VH3)
Crapper McWrapper
(VH3)
Knock First
(MemphisH3)
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