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VH3 HashCon Red Dress Run 2025

02/14 04:00 PM

A VH3 Hash Weekend

Cost: $115*

Hare(s):

Ass full of lube and cream (AFLAC), What Tattoo?!, A.L.A.B.A.M.A.

Shiggy:

Whalecum back to the 6th Anal Birmingham Red Dress Run hosted by Vulcan H3.

A few housekeeping items...

Hotel Rooms
Just like last year, we will be managing the hotel reservations. When you rego, there will be a question as to whether or not you need a room and what type you are requesting. (Keep in mind, this is a request, you are not necessarily guaranteed what you request). We will then assign them out first filling the 3rd floor. When the 3rd floor fills, then we will move on to the 4th floor in the same fashion. We will not be putting people on the 4th floor until the 3rd floor is filled. We will not be putting random people in a room together. If you no longer need a room, buddy up with someone, transfer your rego, etc, please contact Baskin Throbbins so she can reallocate that room to someone else.
Your hotel room is NOT included in your rego cost. You will be paying extra for your room directly to the hotel on check in.

Payment
We are only accepting paypal for this event. No, we cannot do anything about the fees. No, you cannot pay via cash app, venmo, cash monies, zelle, or sexual favors. Your rego does not count until you are paid.

Cancellations & Transfers
Once you have paid, your rego is nonrefundable. The only way we can return any money to you would be if we can fill your spot with someone else. Any rego transfers must be coordinated through Baskin Throbbins. Any regos transferred after 1.27.25 will not have a personalized toe tag. Gimmies only guaranteed for the first 150.

Banned Hashers
If you are on the Banned H3 list or you have been banned, you will not be able to attend this event.

Shot Valentines
If you do not want to purchase any, there is an option for 0. If you purchase any, you will get a Google forms link to fill out who they go to, this needs to be done by Christmas. If you do not fill it out, it is a general donation to the Crisis Center. If you need to purchase more than 10 shots, message Beasty.

Boudoir booth
We are able to do this again this year, however we are doing it a little differently. A lot of people want to do it and there are only 20 spots available. This year we will be doing a lottery to determine who gets those spots and there is a $5 cost to enter that lottery. This is OPTIONAL. The names will be drawn closer to time to accommodate any changes in the rego list

Fun Stuff
The quest for Red Dress Queen starts from the second you step through the door! Our reigning Queen Concrete Suppository will be watching from the get go to pick her princesses to compete for the coveted title of Red Dress Queen!

Schedule is pending and will be updated as we get closer to the event


HashCon - dress as your favorite thing about hashing: a hasher, a line from a hash song, your name, cover an outfit in Tiny Hands or different types of beers for Draft Punk, your favorite hash joke, someone's patch, trail marks, your kennel's mascot,etc

Location Details

Start Location TBA

Ramada by Wyndham Birmingham Airport

Do NOT call the hotel to book a room. Do NOT book online.
MM will be managing the hotel reservations.

Price is 82.25/night for either type of room and that includes a continental breakfast from the hotel


5216 Messer Airport Hwy, Birmingham, AL 35212

Public Event

See the full list!

170 Hashers came

including:

Bearly Blue

(SeattleH3)

What’s Up Cock?!

Vulcan Hash House Harriers
...

Ice ice asshole

Carolina Trash Hash House Harriers
Please tell me what el...

That One

(VoodooH3)

Runs With No Name

Tiny Hands H3
Tiny Hands Forever!!! ...

Teddy Fuxpin

Vulcan Hash House Harriers
Not just for cuddling.

The Count of Anal Crisco

(VH3)

Hose Before Hoes

(PWH3)

Rest in Penis

IndyScent HHH
...

Glory Hole

(CASSH3)

Pussy Gifted

Hashers Not Trashers H3
...

Man Buns of Steel

Blooming Fools H3
...

Splish Splash, I Pissed In Her Gash

Vulcan Hash House Harriers
...

Everybody in my mouth

(VH3)

Crapper McWrapper

(VH3)

Schlabotnik the Russian Sausage Mullet

(EH3)

That Fucking Guy / Abe Drinkin

Dayton Hash House Harriers
...

Crapplesauce

(IndyHHH)

I Share the Sheriff

(SurvivorH3)

The Sorting Rack

Moving On On Over Optimal Urban Speeds ThRU Our Neighborhoods Hash House Harriers
“You wore spanx?! You ...

Birdie

Border jumper H3
Get schwifty!

Feeldoe Floggins

(IndyScent)

Fifty Shades Of Green

(IndyScent)

Just Micah

(VH3)

Tokin Lick-n-Stick

(WSH3)

Black Eye P A

Memphis H3
...

Not The Poopy End

(IndyScent)

Spelunk My Abyss

(JXNH3)

Soft Serve

(MemphisH3)

Just Tristan

(JaxH3)

Too Flat To Lay

(VH3)

Cum Scout

Music City
...

USD

Sin City Hash House Harriers and Harriettes
...

Eatin' Ain't Cheatin'

(Triad Crispy Crea...)

Incomplete Evacuation

(Pch3 )

Red Beard

Memphis H3
...

Ask Jeeves

(MemphisH3)

Semicision

(MemphisH3)

IRS

(RSH3)

TFI

(AH3)

My Bloody Palestine

(VH3)

3 Knuckle Shuffle

(Memphis H3)

Swallow 4 Equality

IndyScent Hash House Harriers
Drink it down down dow...

History Buff

(MemphisH3)

Pita

(DCH4)

Fuck it not sorry

(DH3)

Doggy Door

(MemphisH3)

Puts the tanning lotion in the basket

(MWRH3)

Mommy Dresses Me

RSH3 / BDH3
...

The SadHeAteHer

(MCH3)

Jug Stain

GRITTY H3
¥ witchy way? ¥

NFN Cal

(VH3)

Primetime Thunderpuss

Tallahassee & Area Hash House Harriers
Thunder, thunder, thun...

Prince Docker

(SurvivorH3)

Pussy Slap

(MH3)

KRASH Test Honey

Sembach Hash House Harriers
...

Flo

Bad Decisions Hash House Harriers
...

NFN Adrianne

(VH3)

Depends On Me *DOM*

(MRH3)

Thudmuffin

Philadelphia Hash House Harriers
I got a tagline see. ...

AW Son Of A Dick

(VH3)

Pits Tits & Slits

(Chattanooga Choo ...)

Hot Tub Sex Machine

Charlotte Hash House Harriers
Let's get naked!!

Concrete Suppository

(SWH3)

Midsummer Nights Cream

(TC2H3)

Windows NT

(BiloxiH3)

Tag My Juicy Target

Panama City H3
...

NFN Amber

(Vulcan Hash House...)

Ginger Wallbanger

Nomad Hash House Harriers
Hail Satan

Long Stroker

Mutha Rucker Hash House Harriers
...

TP for My Tongue Hole

(MemphisH3)

Reverend Lickalottapuss

(LunarH3)

Nut-Lika

(VH3)

BJ Tenderpussy

(BiloxiH3)

Squeaky Queen

Charlotte Hash House Harriers
...

Knock First

(MemphisH3)

One-eyed Wetter

(MemphisH3)

Weekend Boyfriend

(VH3)

Buttchugbackwash

(VH3)

Dick Ender

(BFH3)

Thigh Nut

Rocket shitty hash house harriers
I hate the word MOIST

Gut Reaction

Memphis H3
...

BFG

(CH3)

Hat Trick

Camp Cougar H3
I've only peed on the ...

Kink Possible

Vulcan Hash House Harriers
...

Standup Cumedian

Survivor Hash House Harriers
...

ReMEMBER Me

(IndyScent)

Le Guiche

(HorsesAssH3)

NFN John

(ScotchH3)

I'll Pack Her

Bushwhackers H3
...

Giggle Dick

Dallas Urban Hash House Harriers
...

Let Them Eat Ass!

Wandering Whore Hash House Harriers
B/C why eat cake when ...

Good Fucking Vibrations

(Charlotte H3)

Six Months Gone Bi

PoppyCock H3
...

Sloppy Taco

(VH3/BH3)

Remote Control Cowgirl

(VH3)

Dungeons N Youngun

(VH3)

The Fuck Stops Here

Panama City H3
...

Smothered Capped and Chunked

(VH3)

Uncle Felcher

(VH3)

Tri-harder

Blooming Fools H3
...

Farm to Table

Savannah Hash House Harriers
Birmingham RDR 2020

Finger Fuckin' Good

IndyScent Hash House Harriers
...

Dirty Flamingo

Dayton Hash House Harriers
...

The Schlongest Yard

(CAH3)

Cocaine Blowtrain

Tallahassee & Area Hash House Harriers
...

A.L.A.B.A.M.A.

Vulcan Hash House Harriers
...

I'd Kill For Road Head

Wankers Away H3
...

BARBIE’s B*TCH

(MUSIC CITY H3)

Electroshocker

(RSH3)

Beauty and the Beastiality

Vulcan Hash House Harriers
...

Wanking Wall Y'all

(SurvivorH3)

Don’t Cum on the Puppy

IndyScent Hash House Harriers
...

Unleash the Clotten

Southeast Xtra Hash House Harriers
...

Stunt Cock

Memphis H3
...

Lumberjack Off

Shark Week H3
Lumber Jackoff

Shakesbeere

Emerald Coast Hash House Harriers
...

I Dream of Weenie

Little Rock Hash House Harriers
...

Minor Offense

Crispy Creamers H3
...

LeoHard

Bad Decisions Hash House Harriers
Probably in heels

Smirnoff Clothes-off

Rocket shitty hash house harriers
Malört could you ask for?

Cliterature

(MemphisH3)

Pussy Blue Ribbon

(VH3)

Look at that hole

Beaver Hole H3
...

Just Brady

(IndyScent)

Ur(in)e Circle

CuntCrew
...

Phil nye the science bi

(RSH3)

Cocktraceptive

Vulcan Hash House Harriers
Call me “Cocky”!

Scary Pooter

(IndyScent)

The Vid Can't Even Handle Me Right Now

IndyScent Hash House Harriers
The Vid

Clean clit club

(VH3)

Wrap It Up

Memphis H3
...

What Tattoo?!

(BhamH3)

Data-Driven Dicking

IndyScent Hash House Harriers
...

Baskin Throbbins

Vulcan Hash House Harriers
...

Humpty Dumpty

(MemphisH3)

How much did the hollacost?

(DCRW)

Blowing 7-Squirty-7

Nomad Hash House Harriers
Sometimes I feel fancy.

Peg the Patriarchy

Blooming Fools H3
...

Brown Eye for the White Guy

(Survivor Hash Hou...)

Sparky

(JaxH3)

Legend of the Hidden Tampon

Vulcan Hash House Harriers
...

Dick Flicker

Bad Decisions Hash House Harriers
Bad Decision Wandering...

Squiggly Wiggly

(MemphisH3)

Bobble Head

(GF H3)

Lewis Buttons

(IndyScent)

Jizzum N Jettison

(SurvivorH3)

Miss Laid

(CASSH3)

Roxxy pi

(Sin City Hash Hou...)

I’ll Fucking Kill You

(IndyScent)

Shitty Orgy Daycare

Tidewater H3
...

H.N.I.C

(Key West Hash Hou...)

Cuddles ‘n Cream

Hurricane Hash House Harriers
...

Poly Doesn't Know

Savannah Hash House Harriers
...

Stitches Be Crazy

Chattanooga Choo Choo Hash House Harriers
...

Perverazzi

Chattanooga Choo Choo Hash House Harriers
...

Kitty Kitty Bang Bang

(ECH3)

4"Spike

Key West Hash House Harriers
...

Trunk Junk

(RSH3)

Shoe Said Head

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers
4 steps to a good time...

Ass full of lube and cream

(BhamH3)

GGB

(JaxH3)

Rape Cubby

(Vulcan Hash House...)

Carniwhore

Columbus Cowtown Hash House Harriers and Harriets with a Hard-on Ohio
Renegade H3 Cow Tippin...

2FAB

(DCRW)

NFN Jane

(ScotchH3)

Dalick My Snatch

Vulcan Hash House Harriers
...

Ho White & the 7 Dwarfs

Wandering Whore H3
...