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This event will cap at 150 PAID Regos. Regos are not guaranteed until paid.

VH3 HashCon Red Dress Run 2025

02/14 04:00 PM

A VH3 Hash Weekend

Cost: $115*

Hare(s):

Ass full of lube and cream (AFLAC), Catcher in the Eye

Shiggy:

Whalecum back to the 6th Anal Birmingham Red Dress Run hosted by Vulcan H3.

A few housekeeping items...

Hotel Rooms
Just like last year, we will be managing the hotel reservations. When you rego, there will be a question as to whether or not you need a room and what type you are requesting. (Keep in mind, this is a request, you are not necessarily guaranteed what you request). We will then assign them out first filling the 3rd floor. When the 3rd floor fills, then we will move on to the 4th floor in the same fashion. We will not be putting people on the 4th floor until the 3rd floor is filled. We will not be putting random people in a room together. If you no longer need a room, buddy up with someone, transfer your rego, etc, please contact Baskin Throbbins so she can reallocate that room to someone else.
Your hotel room is NOT included in your rego cost. You will be paying extra for your room directly to the hotel on check in.

Payment
We are only accepting paypal for this event. No, we cannot do anything about the fees. No, you cannot pay via cash app, venmo, cash monies, zelle, or sexual favors. Your rego does not count until you are paid.

Cancellations & Transfers
Once you have paid, your rego is nonrefundable. The only way we can return any money to you would be if we can fill your spot with someone else. Any rego transfers must be coordinated through Baskin Throbbins. Any regos transferred after 1.22.25 will not have a personalized toe tag. Gimmies only guaranteed for the first 150.

Banned Hashers
If you are on the Banned H3 list or you have been banned, you will not be able to attend this event.

Shot Valentines
If you do not want to purchase any, there is an option for 0. If you purchase any, you will get a Google forms link to fill out who they go to, this needs to be done by Christmas. If you do not fill it out, it is a general donation to the Crisis Center. If you need to purchase more than 10 shots, message Beasty.

Boudoir booth
We are able to do this again this year, however we are doing it a little differently. A lot of people want to do it and there are only 20 spots available. This year we will be doing a lottery to determine who gets those spots and there is a $5 cost to enter that lottery. This is OPTIONAL. The names will be drawn closer to time to accommodate any changes in the rego list

Fun Stuff
The quest for Red Dress Queen starts from the second you step through the door! Our reigning Queen Concrete Suppository will be watching from the get go to pick her princesses to compete for the coveted title of Red Dress Queen!

Schedule is pending and will be updated as we get closer to the event


HashCon - dress as your favorite thing about hashing: a hasher, a line from a hash song, your name, cover an outfit in Tiny Hands or different types of beers for Draft Punk, your favorite hash joke, someone's patch, trail marks, your kennel's mascot,etc

Location Details

Start Location TBA

Ramada by Wyndham Birmingham Airport

Do NOT call the hotel to book a room. Do NOT book online.
MM will be managing the hotel reservations.

Price is 82.25/night for either type of room and that includes a continental breakfast from the hotel


5216 Messer Airport Hwy, Birmingham, AL 35212

Public Event

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146 Hashers cumming

including:

Shakesbeere

Emerald Coast Hash House Harriers
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Squiggly Wiggly

(MemphisH3)

Stitches Be Crazy

Chattanooga Choo Choo Hash House Harriers
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BFG

(CH3)

Red Beard

Memphis H3
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Peg the Patriarchy

Blooming Fools H3
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Poly Doesn't Know

Savannah Hash House Harriers
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Cliterature

(MemphisH3)

BARBIE’s B*TCH

(MUSIC CITY H3)

Dick Ender

(BFH3)

Wanking Wall Y'all

(SavH3)

Hot Tub Sex Machine

Charlotte Hash House Harriers
Let's get naked!!

That Fucking Guy / Abe Drinkin

Dayton Hash House Harriers
...

Sloppy Taco

(VH3/BH3)

La Coocharacha

Gainesville Area Thirsty Runners H3 (GATRH3)
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Everybody in my mouth

(VH3)

Finger Fuckin' Good

IndyScent Hash House Harriers
...

Runs With No Name

Tiny Hands H3
Tiny Hands Forever!!! ...

Ginger Wallbanger

Nomad Hash House Harriers
Hail Satan

Pita

(DCH4)

The Fuck Stops Here

Panama City H3
...

Depends On Me *DOM*

(MRH3)

Teddy Fuxpin

Vulcan Hash House Harriers
Not just for cuddling.

Cuddles ‘n Cream

Hurricane Hash House Harriers
...

Legend of the Hidden Tampon

Vulcan Hash House Harriers
...

GGB

(JaxH3)

Just Brady

(IndyScent)

Puts the tanning lotion in the basket

(MWRH3)

Schlabotnik the Russian Sausage Mullet

(EH3)

I’ll Fucking Kill You

(IndyScent)

Six Months Gone Bi

PoppyCock H3
...

Wrap It Up

Memphis H3
...

Don’t Cum on the Puppy

IndyScent Hash House Harriers
...

Smothered Capped and Chunked

(VH3)

Le Guiche

(HorsesAssH3)

Tri-harder

Blooming Fools H3
...

Ice ice asshole

Carolina Trash Hash House Harriers
Please tell me what el...

Weekend Boyfriend

(VH3)

Scary Pooter

(IndyScent)

Jug Stain

GRITTY H3
¥ witchy way? ¥

LeoHard

Bad Decisions Hash House Harriers
Probably in heels

Kitty Kitty Bang Bang

(ECH3)

Tag My Juicy Target

Panama City H3
...

NFN Amber

(Vulcan Hash House...)

Fuck it not sorry

(DH3)

Just Micah

(VH3)

Seven Deadly Dwarves

(KissMyH3)

Doggy Door

(MemphisH3)

Standup Cumedian

Survivor Hash House Harriers
...

Nut-Lika

(VH3)

One-eyed Wetter

(MemphisH3)

Crapplesauce

(IndyHHH)

UpperCunt

Harrisburg-Hershey Hash House Harriers
...

Crapper McWrapper

(VH3)

I'll Pack Her

Bushwhackers H3
...

Once you go blacklight you never cum back right

(MCH3)

Hose Before Hoes

(PWH3)

Reverend Lickalottapuss

(LunarH3)

Spelunk My Abyss

(JXNH3)

Birdie

Border jumper H3
Get schwifty!

Electric Skidmark

(Tallahassee & Are...)

Pits Tits & Slits

(Chattanooga Choo ...)

Turtle Dick

(MosquitoH3)

LiqHer Hard

MountainBeers Hash House Harriers
...

Look at that hole

Beaver Hole H3
...

Kink Possible

Vulcan Hash House Harriers
...

Man Buns of Steel

Blooming Fools H3
...

Cocaine Blowtrain

Tallahassee & Area Hash House Harriers
...

Black Eye P A

Memphis H3
...

Glory Hole

(CASSH3)

That One

(VoodooH3)

Incomplete Evacuation

(Pch3 )

My Bloody Palestine

(VH3)

Hat Trick

Camp Cougar H3
I've only peed on the ...

Ass full of lube and cream

(BhamH3)

Let Them Eat Ass!

Wandering Whore Hash House Harriers
B/C why eat cake when ...

Remote Control Cowgirl

(VH3)

2FAB

(DCRW)

Smirnoff Clothes-off

Rocket shitty hash house harriers
Malört could you ask for?

Black Staph in my Ass

Other Orlando H3
...

Pussy Slap

(MH3)

Baskin Throbbins

Vulcan Hash House Harriers
...

Thudmuffin

Philadelphia Hash House Harriers
I got a tagline see. ...

M’Alice

(Vancouver H3)

Thigh Nut

Rocket shitty hash house harriers
I hate the word MOIST

Soft Serve

(MemphisH3)

Eatin' Ain't Cheatin'

(Triad Crispy Crea...)

Dirty Flamingo

Dayton Hash House Harriers
...

The Sorting Rack

Moving On On Over Optimal Urban Speeds ThRU Our Neighborhoods Hash House Harriers
“You wore spanx?! You ...

Blowing 7-Squirty-7

Nomad Hash House Harriers
Sometimes I feel fancy.

KRASH Test Honey

Sembach Hash House Harriers
...

Dick Flicker

Bad Decisions Hash House Harriers
Bad Decision Wandering...

3 Knuckle Shuffle

(Memphis H3)

Just Cori

(KissMyH3)

Long Stroker

Mutha Rucker Hash House Harriers
...

How much did the hollacost?

(DCRW)

Lewis Buttons

(IndyScent)

Pussy Whipt

Wandering Whore H3
...

Swallow 4 Equality

IndyScent Hash House Harriers
Drink it down down dow...

ReMEMBER Me

(IndyScent)

Shart Tank

Tidewater H3
...

Squeaky Queen

Charlotte Hash House Harriers
...

The Vid Can't Even Handle Me Right Now

IndyScent Hash House Harriers
The Vid

Feeldoe Floggins

(IndyScent)

Giggle Dick

Dallas Urban Hash House Harriers
...

Mommy Dresses Me

RSH3 / BDH3
...

Spunk Monkey

DC Road Whores
No not that one.

Flo

Bad Decisions Hash House Harriers
...

Shoe Said Head

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers
4 steps to a good time...

U*Holy Mother Fluffer

Alamogordo Hash House Harriers
“Ma” The Meatloaf!

Betty Crotch Popper

Beaver Hole H3
...

Ho White & the 7 Dwarfs

Wandering Whore H3
...

Fifty Shades Of Green

(IndyScent)

AW Son Of A Dick

(VH3)

Pussy Blue Ribbon

(VH3)

Gut Reaction

Memphis H3
...

Dungeons N Youngun

(VH3)

TP for My Tongue Hole

(MemphisH3)

Tokin Lick-n-Stick

(WSH3)

I Dream of Weenie

Little Rock Hash House Harriers
...

Pussy Gifted

Hashers Not Trashers H3
...

Sparky

(JaxH3)

What’s Up Cock?!

Vulcan Hash House Harriers
...

What Tattoo?!

(BhamH3)

Not The Poopy End

(IndyScent)

Lumberjack Off

Shark Week H3
Lumber Jackoff

Unleash the Clotten

Southeast Xtra Hash House Harriers
...

Primetime Thunderpuss

Tallahassee & Area Hash House Harriers
Thunder, thunder, thun...

Carniwhore

Columbus Cowtown Hash House Harriers and Harriets with a Hard-on Ohio
Renegade H3 Cow Tippin...

Bobble Head

(GF H3)

Ask Jeeves

(MemphisH3)

Urine Circle

(BiloxiH3)

Stunt Cock

Memphis H3
...

Data-Driven Dicking

IndyScent Hash House Harriers
...

Minor Offense

Crispy Creamers H3
...

Waxie

(Bushwhack)

I'd Kill For Road Head

Wankers Away H3
...

Brown Eye for the White Guy

(Survivor Hash Hou...)

The Count of Anal Crisco

(VH3)

Splish Splash, I Pissed In Her Gash

Vulcan Hash House Harriers
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Semicision

(MemphisH3)

Midsummer Nights Cream

(TC2H3)

Rest in Penis

IndyScent HHH
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