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VH3 HashCon Red Dress Run 2025

02/14 04:00 PM

A VH3 Hash Weekend

Cost: $115*

Hare(s):

Ass full of lube and cream (AFLAC), What Tattoo?!, A.L.A.B.A.M.A.

Shiggy:

Whalecum back to the 6th Anal Birmingham Red Dress Run hosted by Vulcan H3.

A few housekeeping items...

Hotel Rooms
Just like last year, we will be managing the hotel reservations. When you rego, there will be a question as to whether or not you need a room and what type you are requesting. (Keep in mind, this is a request, you are not necessarily guaranteed what you request). We will then assign them out first filling the 3rd floor. When the 3rd floor fills, then we will move on to the 4th floor in the same fashion. We will not be putting people on the 4th floor until the 3rd floor is filled. We will not be putting random people in a room together. If you no longer need a room, buddy up with someone, transfer your rego, etc, please contact Baskin Throbbins so she can reallocate that room to someone else.
Your hotel room is NOT included in your rego cost. You will be paying extra for your room directly to the hotel on check in.

Payment
We are only accepting paypal for this event. No, we cannot do anything about the fees. No, you cannot pay via cash app, venmo, cash monies, zelle, or sexual favors. Your rego does not count until you are paid.

Cancellations & Transfers
Once you have paid, your rego is nonrefundable. The only way we can return any money to you would be if we can fill your spot with someone else. Any rego transfers must be coordinated through Baskin Throbbins. Any regos transferred after 1.27.25 will not have a personalized toe tag. Gimmies only guaranteed for the first 150.

Banned Hashers
If you are on the Banned H3 list or you have been banned, you will not be able to attend this event.

Shot Valentines
If you do not want to purchase any, there is an option for 0. If you purchase any, you will get a Google forms link to fill out who they go to, this needs to be done by Christmas. If you do not fill it out, it is a general donation to the Crisis Center. If you need to purchase more than 10 shots, message Beasty.

Boudoir booth
We are able to do this again this year, however we are doing it a little differently. A lot of people want to do it and there are only 20 spots available. This year we will be doing a lottery to determine who gets those spots and there is a $5 cost to enter that lottery. This is OPTIONAL. The names will be drawn closer to time to accommodate any changes in the rego list

Fun Stuff
The quest for Red Dress Queen starts from the second you step through the door! Our reigning Queen Concrete Suppository will be watching from the get go to pick her princesses to compete for the coveted title of Red Dress Queen!

Schedule is pending and will be updated as we get closer to the event


HashCon - dress as your favorite thing about hashing: a hasher, a line from a hash song, your name, cover an outfit in Tiny Hands or different types of beers for Draft Punk, your favorite hash joke, someone's patch, trail marks, your kennel's mascot,etc

Location Details

Start Location TBA

Ramada by Wyndham Birmingham Airport

Do NOT call the hotel to book a room. Do NOT book online.
MM will be managing the hotel reservations.

Price is 82.25/night for either type of room and that includes a continental breakfast from the hotel


5216 Messer Airport Hwy, Birmingham, AL 35212

Public Event

See the full list!

170 Hashers came

including:

TP for My Tongue Hole

(MemphisH3)

NFN John

(ScotchH3)

Just Micah

(VH3)

H.N.I.C

(Key West Hash Hou...)

I Dream of Weenie

Little Rock Hash House Harriers
...

Feeldoe Floggins

(IndyScent)

Beauty and the Beastiality

Vulcan Hash House Harriers
...

Squiggly Wiggly

(MemphisH3)

Kitty Kitty Bang Bang

(ECH3)

One-eyed Wetter

(MemphisH3)

My Bloody Palestine

(VH3)

Lewis Buttons

(IndyScent)

Pita

(DCH4)

Unleash the Clotten

Southeast Xtra Hash House Harriers
Happy Thursday!

NFN Amber

(Vulcan Hash House...)

Jug Stain

GRITTY H3
¥ witchy way? ¥

Knock First

(MemphisH3)

Ginger Wallbanger

Nomad Hash House Harriers
Hail Satan

Mommy Dresses Me

RSH3 / BDH3
...

LeoHard

Bad Decisions Hash House Harriers
Probably in heels

Pussy Slap

(MH3)

Kink Possible

Vulcan Hash House Harriers
...

Windows NT

(BiloxiH3)

ReMEMBER Me

(IndyScent)

I'll Pack Her

Bushwhackers H3
...

KRASH Test Honey

Sembach Hash House Harriers
...

Smothered Capped and Chunked

(VH3)

Sparky

(JaxH3)

Doggy Door

(MemphisH3)

Buttchugbackwash

(VH3)

NFN Adrianne

(VH3)

Look at that hole

Beaver Hole H3
...

Runs With No Name

Tiny Hands H3
Tiny Hands Forever!!! ...

Remote Control Cowgirl

(VH3)

Too Flat To Lay

(VH3)

Ass full of lube and cream

(BhamH3)

Poly Doesn't Know

Savannah Hash House Harriers
...

Trunk Junk

(RSH3)

2FAB

(DCRW)

How much did the hollacost?

(DCRW)

What Tattoo?!

(BhamH3)

Stunt Cock

Memphis H3
...

Finger Fuckin' Good

IndyScent Hash House Harriers
...

Cuddles ‘n Cream

Hurricane Hash House Harriers
...

The Vid Can't Even Handle Me Right Now

IndyScent Hash House Harriers
The Vid

Electroshocker

(RSH3)

Shoe Said Head

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers
4 steps to a good time...

Wrap It Up

Memphis H3
...

Phil nye the science bi

(RSH3)

Glory Hole

(CASSH3)

Cliterature

(MemphisH3)

History Buff

(MemphisH3)

Ice ice asshole

Carolina Trash Hash House Harriers
Please tell me what el...

Shitty Orgy Daycare

Tidewater H3
...

The Sorting Rack

Moving On On Over Optimal Urban Speeds ThRU Our Neighborhoods Hash House Harriers
“You wore spanx?! You ...

Fuck it not sorry

(DH3)

Teddy Fuxpin

Vulcan Hash House Harriers
Not just for cuddling.

Flo

Bad Decisions Hash House Harriers
...

Thudmuffin

Philadelphia Hash House Harriers
I got a tagline see. ...

The Schlongest Yard

(CAH3)

Sloppy Taco

(VH3/BH3)

Smirnoff Clothes-off

Rocket shitty hash house harriers
Malört could you ask for?

Dick Ender

(BFH3)

Soft Serve

(MemphisH3)

Just Tristan

(JaxH3)

Blowing 7-Squirty-7

Nomad Hash House Harriers
Sometimes I feel fancy.

Schlabotnik the Russian Sausage Mullet

(EH3)

Lumberjack Off

Shark Week H3
Lumber Jackoff

Scary Pooter

(IndyScent)

The SadHeAteHer

(MCH3)

Cocktraceptive

Vulcan Hash House Harriers
Call me “Cocky”!

Red Beard

Memphis H3
...

4"Spike

Key West Hash House Harriers
...

Peg the Patriarchy

Blooming Fools H3
...

Farm to Table

Savannah Hash House Harriers
Birmingham RDR 2020

Rape Cubby

(Vulcan Hash House...)

Perverazzi

Chattanooga Choo Choo Hash House Harriers
...

Shakesbeere

Emerald Coast Hash House Harriers
...

Gut Reaction

Memphis H3
...

Standup Cumedian

Survivor Hash House Harriers
...

Crapplesauce

(IndyHHH)

Pussy Blue Ribbon

(VH3)

Cum Scout

Music City
...

Black Eye P A

Memphis H3
...

Tag My Juicy Target

Panama City H3
...

I'd Kill For Road Head

Wankers Away H3
...

Don’t Cum on the Puppy

IndyScent Hash House Harriers
...

NFN Cal

(VH3)

GGB

(JaxH3)

Pits Tits & Slits

(Chattanooga Choo ...)

Dick Flicker

Bad Decisions Hash House Harriers
Bad Decision Wandering...

Crapper McWrapper

(VH3)

TFI

(AH3)

Nut-Lika

(VH3)

Midsummer Nights Cream

(TC2H3)

Minor Offense

Crispy Creamers H3
...

Giggle Dick

Dallas Urban Hash House Harriers
...

Man Buns of Steel

Blooming Fools H3
...

Ho White & the 7 Dwarfs

Wandering Whore H3
...

BJ Tenderpussy

(BiloxiH3)

Fifty Shades Of Green

(IndyScent)

Legend of the Hidden Tampon

Vulcan Hash House Harriers
...

Pussy Gifted

Hashers Not Trashers H3
...

Thigh Nut

Rocket shitty hash house harriers
I hate the word MOIST

AW Son Of A Dick

(VH3)

Hose Before Hoes

(PWH3)

Tokin Lick-n-Stick

(WSH3)

Splish Splash, I Pissed In Her Gash

Vulcan Hash House Harriers
...

The Count of Anal Crisco

(VH3)

Reverend Lickalottapuss

(LunarH3)

Hot Tub Sex Machine

Charlotte Hash House Harriers
Let's get naked!!

Hat Trick

Camp Cougar H3
I've only peed on the ...

Everybody in my mouth

(VH3)

Bobble Head

(GF H3)

3 Knuckle Shuffle

(Memphis H3)

Dalick My Snatch

Vulcan Hash House Harriers
...

Incomplete Evacuation

(Pch3 )

Birdie

Border jumper H3
Get schwifty!

Stitches Be Crazy

Chattanooga Choo Choo Hash House Harriers
...

What’s Up Cock?!

Vulcan Hash House Harriers
...

Ask Jeeves

(MemphisH3)

Good Fucking Vibrations

(Charlotte H3)

IRS

(RSH3)

Prince Docker

(SurvivorH3)

Just Brady

(IndyScent)

Spelunk My Abyss

(JXNH3)

Puts the tanning lotion in the basket

(MWRH3)

Semicision

(MemphisH3)

Roxxy pi

(Sin City Hash Hou...)

NFN Jane

(ScotchH3)

Clean clit club

(VH3)

Cocaine Blowtrain

Tallahassee & Area Hash House Harriers
...

Carniwhore

Columbus Cowtown Hash House Harriers and Harriets with a Hard-on Ohio
Renegade H3 Cow Tippin...

Swallow 4 Equality

IndyScent Hash House Harriers
Drink it down down dow...

Squeaky Queen

Charlotte Hash House Harriers
...

Depends On Me *DOM*

(MRH3)

Brown Eye for the White Guy

(Survivor Hash Hou...)

Tri-harder

Blooming Fools H3
11/5/25

Miss Laid

(CASSH3)

USD

Sin City Hash House Harriers and Harriettes
...

Jizzum N Jettison

(SurvivorH3)

Six Months Gone Bi

PoppyCock H3
...

Ur(in)e Circle

CuntCrew
...

Le Guiche

(HorsesAssH3)

Dirty Flamingo

Dayton Hash House Harriers
...

Dungeons N Youngun

(VH3)

BFG

(CH3)

Primetime Thunderpuss

Tallahassee & Area Hash House Harriers
Thunder, thunder, thun...

Not The Poopy End

(IndyScent)

A.L.A.B.A.M.A.

Vulcan Hash House Harriers
...

Wanking Wall Y'all

(SurvivorH3)

Eatin' Ain't Cheatin'

(Triad Crispy Crea...)

BARBIE’s B*TCH

(MUSIC CITY H3)

Long Stroker

Mutha Rucker Hash House Harriers
...

That Fucking Guy / Abe Drinkin

Dayton Hash House Harriers
...

Bearly Blue

(SeattleH3)

The Fuck Stops Here

Panama City H3
...

Uncle Felcher

(VH3)

I’ll Fucking Kill You

(IndyScent)

That One

(VoodooH3)

Data-Driven Dicking

IndyScent Hash House Harriers
...

I Share the Sheriff

(SurvivorH3)

Weekend Boyfriend

(VH3)

Let Them Eat Ass!

Wandering Whore Hash House Harriers
B/C why eat cake when ...

Humpty Dumpty

(MemphisH3)

Rest in Penis

IndyScent HHH
...

Concrete Suppository

(SWH3)

Baskin Throbbins

Vulcan Hash House Harriers
...