Cost: $115*
Hare(s):
Ass full of lube and cream (AFLAC), What Tattoo?!, A.L.A.B.A.M.A.
Shiggy:
Whalecum back to the 6th Anal Birmingham Red Dress Run hosted by Vulcan H3.
A few housekeeping items...
Hotel Rooms
Just like last year, we will be managing the hotel reservations. When you rego, there will be a question as to whether or not you need a room and what type you are requesting. (Keep in mind, this is a request, you are not necessarily guaranteed what you request). We will then assign them out first filling the 3rd floor. When the 3rd floor fills, then we will move on to the 4th floor in the same fashion. We will not be putting people on the 4th floor until the 3rd floor is filled. We will not be putting random people in a room together. If you no longer need a room, buddy up with someone, transfer your rego, etc, please contact Baskin Throbbins so she can reallocate that room to someone else.
Your hotel room is NOT included in your rego cost. You will be paying extra for your room directly to the hotel on check in.
Payment
We are only accepting paypal for this event. No, we cannot do anything about the fees. No, you cannot pay via cash app, venmo, cash monies, zelle, or sexual favors. Your rego does not count until you are paid.
Cancellations & Transfers
Once you have paid, your rego is nonrefundable. The only way we can return any money to you would be if we can fill your spot with someone else. Any rego transfers must be coordinated through Baskin Throbbins. Any regos transferred after 1.27.25 will not have a personalized toe tag. Gimmies only guaranteed for the first 150.
Banned Hashers
If you are on the Banned H3 list or you have been banned, you will not be able to attend this event.
Shot Valentines
If you do not want to purchase any, there is an option for 0. If you purchase any, you will get a Google forms link to fill out who they go to, this needs to be done by Christmas. If you do not fill it out, it is a general donation to the Crisis Center. If you need to purchase more than 10 shots, message Beasty.
Boudoir booth
We are able to do this again this year, however we are doing it a little differently. A lot of people want to do it and there are only 20 spots available. This year we will be doing a lottery to determine who gets those spots and there is a $5 cost to enter that lottery. This is OPTIONAL. The names will be drawn closer to time to accommodate any changes in the rego list
Fun Stuff
The quest for Red Dress Queen starts from the second you step through the door! Our reigning Queen Concrete Suppository will be watching from the get go to pick her princesses to compete for the coveted title of Red Dress Queen!
Schedule is pending and will be updated as we get closer to the event
HashCon - dress as your favorite thing about hashing: a hasher, a line from a hash song, your name, cover an outfit in Tiny Hands or different types of beers for Draft Punk, your favorite hash joke, someone's patch, trail marks, your kennel's mascot,etc
Start Location TBA
Ramada by Wyndham Birmingham Airport
Do NOT call the hotel to book a room. Do NOT book online.
MM will be managing the hotel reservations.
Price is 82.25/night for either type of room and that includes a continental breakfast from the hotel
5216 Messer Airport Hwy, Birmingham, AL 35212
including:
Humpty Dumpty
(MemphisH3)
Too Flat To Lay
(VH3)
Scary Pooter
(IndyScent)
GGB
(JaxH3)
Pits Tits & Slits
(Chattanooga Choo ...)
Carniwhore
Soft Serve
(MemphisH3)
Bearly Blue
(SeattleH3)
Wanking Wall Y'all
(SurvivorH3)
Sparky
(JaxH3)
Electroshocker
(RSH3)
Concrete Suppository
(SWH3)
Feeldoe Floggins
(IndyScent)
NFN Jane
(ScotchH3)
Le Guiche
(HorsesAssH3)
Tokin Lick-n-Stick
(WSH3)
History Buff
(MemphisH3)
Hose Before Hoes
(PWH3)
TP for My Tongue Hole
(MemphisH3)
NFN Amber
(Vulcan Hash House...)
Crapper McWrapper
(VH3)
Sloppy Taco
(VH3/BH3)
NFN Adrianne
(VH3)
ReMEMBER Me
(IndyScent)
Fifty Shades Of Green
(IndyScent)
Just Tristan
(JaxH3)
Cliterature
(MemphisH3)
Roxxy pi
(Sin City Hash Hou...)
H.N.I.C
(Key West Hash Hou...)
Pita
(DCH4)
AW Son Of A Dick
(VH3)
NFN John
(ScotchH3)
Everybody in my mouth
(VH3)
Doggy Door
(MemphisH3)
3 Knuckle Shuffle
(Memphis H3)
Prince Docker
(SurvivorH3)
Jizzum N Jettison
(SurvivorH3)
2FAB
(DCRW)
IRS
(RSH3)
Clean clit club
(VH3)
What Tattoo?!
(BhamH3)
BFG
(CH3)
Pussy Blue Ribbon
(VH3)
Glory Hole
(CASSH3)
Smothered Capped and Chunked
(VH3)
Dungeons N Youngun
(VH3)
Kitty Kitty Bang Bang
(ECH3)
Dick Ender
(BFH3)
The Count of Anal Crisco
(VH3)
I’ll Fucking Kill You
(IndyScent)
Bobble Head
(GF H3)
BJ Tenderpussy
(BiloxiH3)
Trunk Junk
(RSH3)
Buttchugbackwash
(VH3)
Puts the tanning lotion in the basket
(MWRH3)
Phil nye the science bi
(RSH3)
Ask Jeeves
(MemphisH3)
Not The Poopy End
(IndyScent)
The SadHeAteHer
(MCH3)
Good Fucking Vibrations
(Charlotte H3)
Midsummer Nights Cream
(TC2H3)
The Sorting Rack
Miss Laid
(CASSH3)
The Schlongest Yard
(CAH3)
Knock First
(MemphisH3)
Semicision
(MemphisH3)
Ass full of lube and cream
(BhamH3)
Uncle Felcher
(VH3)
Fuck it not sorry
(DH3)
I Share the Sheriff
(SurvivorH3)
Rape Cubby
(Vulcan Hash House...)
Just Micah
(VH3)
Spelunk My Abyss
(JXNH3)
Nut-Lika
(VH3)
Brown Eye for the White Guy
(Survivor Hash Hou...)
Pussy Slap
(MH3)
Just Brady
(IndyScent)
My Bloody Palestine
(VH3)
Squiggly Wiggly
(MemphisH3)
Remote Control Cowgirl
(VH3)
One-eyed Wetter
(MemphisH3)
Reverend Lickalottapuss
(LunarH3)
That One
(VoodooH3)
Crapplesauce
(IndyHHH)
Lewis Buttons
(IndyScent)
NFN Cal
(VH3)
Weekend Boyfriend
(VH3)
How much did the hollacost?
(DCRW)
Depends On Me *DOM*
(MRH3)
Eatin' Ain't Cheatin'
(Triad Crispy Crea...)
Schlabotnik the Russian Sausage Mullet
(EH3)
Incomplete Evacuation
(Pch3 )
TFI
(AH3)
Windows NT
(BiloxiH3)
BARBIE’s B*TCH
(MUSIC CITY H3)
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