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VH3 HashCon Red Dress Run 2025

02/14 04:00 PM

A VH3 Hash Weekend

Cost: $115*

Hare(s):

Ass full of lube and cream (AFLAC), What Tattoo?!, A.L.A.B.A.M.A.

Shiggy:

Whalecum back to the 6th Anal Birmingham Red Dress Run hosted by Vulcan H3.

A few housekeeping items...

Hotel Rooms
Just like last year, we will be managing the hotel reservations. When you rego, there will be a question as to whether or not you need a room and what type you are requesting. (Keep in mind, this is a request, you are not necessarily guaranteed what you request). We will then assign them out first filling the 3rd floor. When the 3rd floor fills, then we will move on to the 4th floor in the same fashion. We will not be putting people on the 4th floor until the 3rd floor is filled. We will not be putting random people in a room together. If you no longer need a room, buddy up with someone, transfer your rego, etc, please contact Baskin Throbbins so she can reallocate that room to someone else.
Your hotel room is NOT included in your rego cost. You will be paying extra for your room directly to the hotel on check in.

Payment
We are only accepting paypal for this event. No, we cannot do anything about the fees. No, you cannot pay via cash app, venmo, cash monies, zelle, or sexual favors. Your rego does not count until you are paid.

Cancellations & Transfers
Once you have paid, your rego is nonrefundable. The only way we can return any money to you would be if we can fill your spot with someone else. Any rego transfers must be coordinated through Baskin Throbbins. Any regos transferred after 1.27.25 will not have a personalized toe tag. Gimmies only guaranteed for the first 150.

Banned Hashers
If you are on the Banned H3 list or you have been banned, you will not be able to attend this event.

Shot Valentines
If you do not want to purchase any, there is an option for 0. If you purchase any, you will get a Google forms link to fill out who they go to, this needs to be done by Christmas. If you do not fill it out, it is a general donation to the Crisis Center. If you need to purchase more than 10 shots, message Beasty.

Boudoir booth
We are able to do this again this year, however we are doing it a little differently. A lot of people want to do it and there are only 20 spots available. This year we will be doing a lottery to determine who gets those spots and there is a $5 cost to enter that lottery. This is OPTIONAL. The names will be drawn closer to time to accommodate any changes in the rego list

Fun Stuff
The quest for Red Dress Queen starts from the second you step through the door! Our reigning Queen Concrete Suppository will be watching from the get go to pick her princesses to compete for the coveted title of Red Dress Queen!

Schedule is pending and will be updated as we get closer to the event


HashCon - dress as your favorite thing about hashing: a hasher, a line from a hash song, your name, cover an outfit in Tiny Hands or different types of beers for Draft Punk, your favorite hash joke, someone's patch, trail marks, your kennel's mascot,etc

Location Details

Start Location TBA

Ramada by Wyndham Birmingham Airport

Do NOT call the hotel to book a room. Do NOT book online.
MM will be managing the hotel reservations.

Price is 82.25/night for either type of room and that includes a continental breakfast from the hotel


5216 Messer Airport Hwy, Birmingham, AL 35212

Public Event

See the full list!

170 Hashers came

including:

Dick Ender

(BFH3)

Stitches Be Crazy

Chattanooga Choo Choo Hash House Harriers
...

Midsummer Nights Cream

(TC2H3)

Lumberjack Off

Shark Week H3
Lumber Jackoff

I'd Kill For Road Head

Wankers Away H3
...

Six Months Gone Bi

PoppyCock H3
...

Teddy Fuxpin

Vulcan Hash House Harriers
Not just for cuddling.

Thudmuffin

Philadelphia Hash House Harriers
I got a tagline see. ...

Glory Hole

(CASSH3)

The Sorting Rack

Moving On On Over Optimal Urban Speeds ThRU Our Neighborhoods Hash House Harriers
“You wore spanx?! You ...

Look at that hole

Beaver Hole H3
...

Wrap It Up

Memphis H3
...

Uncle Felcher

(VH3)

The SadHeAteHer

(MCH3)

My Bloody Palestine

(VH3)

Shitty Orgy Daycare

Tidewater H3
...

Pita

(DCH4)

Cocaine Blowtrain

Tallahassee & Area Hash House Harriers
...

A.L.A.B.A.M.A.

Vulcan Hash House Harriers
...

BARBIE’s B*TCH

(MUSIC CITY H3)

Jizzum N Jettison

(SurvivorH3)

Peg the Patriarchy

Blooming Fools H3
...

Hot Tub Sex Machine

Charlotte Hash House Harriers
Let's get naked!!

Concrete Suppository

(SWH3)

Long Stroker

Mutha Rucker Hash House Harriers
...

Stunt Cock

Memphis H3
...

Ice ice asshole

Carolina Trash Hash House Harriers
Please tell me what el...

Semicision

(MemphisH3)

Crapper McWrapper

(VH3)

Squeaky Queen

Charlotte Hash House Harriers
...

Tokin Lick-n-Stick

(WSH3)

Red Beard

Memphis H3
...

Wanking Wall Y'all

(SurvivorH3)

Man Buns of Steel

Blooming Fools H3
...

Trunk Junk

(RSH3)

AW Son Of A Dick

(VH3)

Everybody in my mouth

(VH3)

Miss Laid

(CASSH3)

Fifty Shades Of Green

(IndyScent)

I Share the Sheriff

(SurvivorH3)

Flo

Bad Decisions Hash House Harriers
...

Fuck it not sorry

(DH3)

Shakesbeere

Emerald Coast Hash House Harriers
...

NFN Amber

(Vulcan Hash House...)

Jug Stain

GRITTY H3
¥ witchy way? ¥

Ginger Wallbanger

Nomad Hash House Harriers
Hail Satan

How much did the hollacost?

(DCRW)

BFG

(CH3)

USD

Sin City Hash House Harriers and Harriettes
...

IRS

(RSH3)

Soft Serve

(MemphisH3)

Buttchugbackwash

(VH3)

Kink Possible

Vulcan Hash House Harriers
...

Not The Poopy End

(IndyScent)

Bearly Blue

(SeattleH3)

Cocktraceptive

Vulcan Hash House Harriers
Call me “Cocky”!

The Count of Anal Crisco

(VH3)

GGB

(JaxH3)

Electroshocker

(RSH3)

Finger Fuckin' Good

IndyScent Hash House Harriers
...

TP for My Tongue Hole

(MemphisH3)

3 Knuckle Shuffle

(Memphis H3)

Rape Cubby

(Vulcan Hash House...)

Scary Pooter

(IndyScent)

That Fucking Guy / Abe Drinkin

Dayton Hash House Harriers
...

NFN Jane

(ScotchH3)

H.N.I.C

(Key West Hash Hou...)

Gut Reaction

Memphis H3
...

Ass full of lube and cream

(BhamH3)

Primetime Thunderpuss

Tallahassee & Area Hash House Harriers
Thunder, thunder, thun...

Shoe Said Head

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers
4 steps to a good time...

Prince Docker

(SurvivorH3)

Knock First

(MemphisH3)

Poly Doesn't Know

Savannah Hash House Harriers
...

Weekend Boyfriend

(VH3)

Brown Eye for the White Guy

(Survivor Hash Hou...)

Pussy Gifted

Hashers Not Trashers H3
...

Cliterature

(MemphisH3)

LeoHard

Bad Decisions Hash House Harriers
Probably in heels

Dick Flicker

Bad Decisions Hash House Harriers
Bad Decision Wandering...

Too Flat To Lay

(VH3)

Beauty and the Beastiality

Vulcan Hash House Harriers
...

Tag My Juicy Target

Panama City H3
...

NFN Cal

(VH3)

Roxxy pi

(Sin City Hash Hou...)

Good Fucking Vibrations

(Charlotte H3)

I Dream of Weenie

Little Rock Hash House Harriers
...

Remote Control Cowgirl

(VH3)

Hat Trick

Camp Cougar H3
I've only peed on the ...

Sparky

(JaxH3)

Doggy Door

(MemphisH3)

Schlabotnik the Russian Sausage Mullet

(EH3)

Smirnoff Clothes-off

Rocket shitty hash house harriers
Malört could you ask for?

Dalick My Snatch

Vulcan Hash House Harriers
...

Mommy Dresses Me

RSH3 / BDH3
...

I’ll Fucking Kill You

(IndyScent)

Pits Tits & Slits

(Chattanooga Choo ...)

Crapplesauce

(IndyHHH)

Puts the tanning lotion in the basket

(MWRH3)

Birdie

Border jumper H3
Get schwifty!

Unleash the Clotten

Southeast Xtra Hash House Harriers
Happy Thursday!

The Schlongest Yard

(CAH3)

Eatin' Ain't Cheatin'

(Triad Crispy Crea...)

Windows NT

(BiloxiH3)

The Fuck Stops Here

Panama City H3
...

Black Eye P A

Memphis H3
...

Spelunk My Abyss

(JXNH3)

Just Brady

(IndyScent)

TFI

(AH3)

Farm to Table

Savannah Hash House Harriers
Birmingham RDR 2020

Splish Splash, I Pissed In Her Gash

Vulcan Hash House Harriers
...

Incomplete Evacuation

(Pch3 )

Phil nye the science bi

(RSH3)

Reverend Lickalottapuss

(LunarH3)

Dirty Flamingo

Dayton Hash House Harriers
...

Just Micah

(VH3)

Standup Cumedian

Survivor Hash House Harriers
...

BJ Tenderpussy

(BiloxiH3)

KRASH Test Honey

Sembach Hash House Harriers
...

Feeldoe Floggins

(IndyScent)

Rest in Penis

IndyScent HHH
...

Kitty Kitty Bang Bang

(ECH3)

Ask Jeeves

(MemphisH3)

That One

(VoodooH3)

Perverazzi

Chattanooga Choo Choo Hash House Harriers
...

Pussy Slap

(MH3)

Smothered Capped and Chunked

(VH3)

Runs With No Name

Tiny Hands H3
Tiny Hands Forever!!! ...

Baskin Throbbins

Vulcan Hash House Harriers
...

Just Tristan

(JaxH3)

What’s Up Cock?!

Vulcan Hash House Harriers
...

Cuddles ‘n Cream

Hurricane Hash House Harriers
...

Giggle Dick

Dallas Urban Hash House Harriers
...

Let Them Eat Ass!

Wandering Whore Hash House Harriers
B/C why eat cake when ...

Thigh Nut

Rocket shitty hash house harriers
I hate the word MOIST

2FAB

(DCRW)

History Buff

(MemphisH3)

Depends On Me *DOM*

(MRH3)

Le Guiche

(HorsesAssH3)

Pussy Blue Ribbon

(VH3)

NFN John

(ScotchH3)

One-eyed Wetter

(MemphisH3)

Minor Offense

Crispy Creamers H3
...

Cum Scout

Music City
...

Hose Before Hoes

(PWH3)

Nut-Lika

(VH3)

NFN Adrianne

(VH3)

I'll Pack Her

Bushwhackers H3
...

Legend of the Hidden Tampon

Vulcan Hash House Harriers
...

Carniwhore

Columbus Cowtown Hash House Harriers and Harriets with a Hard-on Ohio
Renegade H3 Cow Tippin...

Sloppy Taco

(VH3/BH3)

What Tattoo?!

(BhamH3)

4"Spike

Key West Hash House Harriers
...

Data-Driven Dicking

IndyScent Hash House Harriers
...

Clean clit club

(VH3)

ReMEMBER Me

(IndyScent)

Lewis Buttons

(IndyScent)

Ho White & the 7 Dwarfs

Wandering Whore H3
...

Humpty Dumpty

(MemphisH3)

Squiggly Wiggly

(MemphisH3)

Bobble Head

(GF H3)

Tri-harder

Blooming Fools H3
11/5/25

Ur(in)e Circle

CuntCrew
...

Dungeons N Youngun

(VH3)

Blowing 7-Squirty-7

Nomad Hash House Harriers
Sometimes I feel fancy.

Don’t Cum on the Puppy

IndyScent Hash House Harriers
...

The Vid Can't Even Handle Me Right Now

IndyScent Hash House Harriers
The Vid

Swallow 4 Equality

IndyScent Hash House Harriers
Drink it down down dow...