Cost: $115*
Hare(s):
Ass full of lube and cream (AFLAC), What Tattoo?!, A.L.A.B.A.M.A.
Shiggy:
Whalecum back to the 6th Anal Birmingham Red Dress Run hosted by Vulcan H3.
A few housekeeping items...
Hotel Rooms
Just like last year, we will be managing the hotel reservations. When you rego, there will be a question as to whether or not you need a room and what type you are requesting. (Keep in mind, this is a request, you are not necessarily guaranteed what you request). We will then assign them out first filling the 3rd floor. When the 3rd floor fills, then we will move on to the 4th floor in the same fashion. We will not be putting people on the 4th floor until the 3rd floor is filled. We will not be putting random people in a room together. If you no longer need a room, buddy up with someone, transfer your rego, etc, please contact Baskin Throbbins so she can reallocate that room to someone else.
Your hotel room is NOT included in your rego cost. You will be paying extra for your room directly to the hotel on check in.
Payment
We are only accepting paypal for this event. No, we cannot do anything about the fees. No, you cannot pay via cash app, venmo, cash monies, zelle, or sexual favors. Your rego does not count until you are paid.
Cancellations & Transfers
Once you have paid, your rego is nonrefundable. The only way we can return any money to you would be if we can fill your spot with someone else. Any rego transfers must be coordinated through Baskin Throbbins. Any regos transferred after 1.27.25 will not have a personalized toe tag. Gimmies only guaranteed for the first 150.
Banned Hashers
If you are on the Banned H3 list or you have been banned, you will not be able to attend this event.
Shot Valentines
If you do not want to purchase any, there is an option for 0. If you purchase any, you will get a Google forms link to fill out who they go to, this needs to be done by Christmas. If you do not fill it out, it is a general donation to the Crisis Center. If you need to purchase more than 10 shots, message Beasty.
Boudoir booth
We are able to do this again this year, however we are doing it a little differently. A lot of people want to do it and there are only 20 spots available. This year we will be doing a lottery to determine who gets those spots and there is a $5 cost to enter that lottery. This is OPTIONAL. The names will be drawn closer to time to accommodate any changes in the rego list
Fun Stuff
The quest for Red Dress Queen starts from the second you step through the door! Our reigning Queen Concrete Suppository will be watching from the get go to pick her princesses to compete for the coveted title of Red Dress Queen!
Schedule is pending and will be updated as we get closer to the event
HashCon - dress as your favorite thing about hashing: a hasher, a line from a hash song, your name, cover an outfit in Tiny Hands or different types of beers for Draft Punk, your favorite hash joke, someone's patch, trail marks, your kennel's mascot,etc
Start Location TBA
Ramada by Wyndham Birmingham Airport
Do NOT call the hotel to book a room. Do NOT book online.
MM will be managing the hotel reservations.
Price is 82.25/night for either type of room and that includes a continental breakfast from the hotel
5216 Messer Airport Hwy, Birmingham, AL 35212
including:
The SadHeAteHer
(MCH3)
BFG
(CH3)
Feeldoe Floggins
(IndyScent)
Glory Hole
(CASSH3)
Squiggly Wiggly
(MemphisH3)
Soft Serve
(MemphisH3)
Miss Laid
(CASSH3)
Humpty Dumpty
(MemphisH3)
Too Flat To Lay
(VH3)
Prince Docker
(SurvivorH3)
NFN Amber
(Vulcan Hash House...)
Remote Control Cowgirl
(VH3)
Fuck it not sorry
(DH3)
Brown Eye for the White Guy
(Survivor Hash Hou...)
TFI
(AH3)
Scary Pooter
(IndyScent)
Kitty Kitty Bang Bang
(ECH3)
Rape Cubby
(Vulcan Hash House...)
The Count of Anal Crisco
(VH3)
I’ll Fucking Kill You
(IndyScent)
How much did the hollacost?
(DCRW)
Carniwhore
Sloppy Taco
(VH3/BH3)
Fifty Shades Of Green
(IndyScent)
Crapplesauce
(IndyHHH)
Pita
(DCH4)
Bearly Blue
(SeattleH3)
Trunk Junk
(RSH3)
Lewis Buttons
(IndyScent)
The Sorting Rack
Roxxy pi
(Sin City Hash Hou...)
Puts the tanning lotion in the basket
(MWRH3)
Electroshocker
(RSH3)
That One
(VoodooH3)
Bobble Head
(GF H3)
Phil nye the science bi
(RSH3)
My Bloody Palestine
(VH3)
NFN Cal
(VH3)
Jizzum N Jettison
(SurvivorH3)
BJ Tenderpussy
(BiloxiH3)
Not The Poopy End
(IndyScent)
Eatin' Ain't Cheatin'
(Triad Crispy Crea...)
Pits Tits & Slits
(Chattanooga Choo ...)
3 Knuckle Shuffle
(Memphis H3)
Just Tristan
(JaxH3)
Pussy Slap
(MH3)
Good Fucking Vibrations
(Charlotte H3)
Le Guiche
(HorsesAssH3)
2FAB
(DCRW)
Ask Jeeves
(MemphisH3)
NFN Jane
(ScotchH3)
Semicision
(MemphisH3)
Reverend Lickalottapuss
(LunarH3)
AW Son Of A Dick
(VH3)
Depends On Me *DOM*
(MRH3)
Knock First
(MemphisH3)
Nut-Lika
(VH3)
NFN John
(ScotchH3)
Doggy Door
(MemphisH3)
Dungeons N Youngun
(VH3)
H.N.I.C
(Key West Hash Hou...)
Incomplete Evacuation
(Pch3 )
Midsummer Nights Cream
(TC2H3)
GGB
(JaxH3)
The Schlongest Yard
(CAH3)
Buttchugbackwash
(VH3)
Everybody in my mouth
(VH3)
Pussy Blue Ribbon
(VH3)
Dick Ender
(BFH3)
One-eyed Wetter
(MemphisH3)
BARBIE’s B*TCH
(MUSIC CITY H3)
NFN Adrianne
(VH3)
Sparky
(JaxH3)
Spelunk My Abyss
(JXNH3)
I Share the Sheriff
(SurvivorH3)
Windows NT
(BiloxiH3)
Wanking Wall Y'all
(SurvivorH3)
IRS
(RSH3)
Concrete Suppository
(SWH3)
ReMEMBER Me
(IndyScent)
Clean clit club
(VH3)
Just Brady
(IndyScent)
Ass full of lube and cream
(BhamH3)
History Buff
(MemphisH3)
Just Micah
(VH3)
Hose Before Hoes
(PWH3)
Schlabotnik the Russian Sausage Mullet
(EH3)
Weekend Boyfriend
(VH3)
Smothered Capped and Chunked
(VH3)
Cliterature
(MemphisH3)
Crapper McWrapper
(VH3)
Tokin Lick-n-Stick
(WSH3)
TP for My Tongue Hole
(MemphisH3)
What Tattoo?!
(BhamH3)
Uncle Felcher
(VH3)
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