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VH3 HashCon Red Dress Run 2025

02/14 04:00 PM

A VH3 Hash Weekend

Cost: $115*

Hare(s):

Ass full of lube and cream (AFLAC), What Tattoo?!, A.L.A.B.A.M.A.

Shiggy:

Whalecum back to the 6th Anal Birmingham Red Dress Run hosted by Vulcan H3.

A few housekeeping items...

Hotel Rooms
Just like last year, we will be managing the hotel reservations. When you rego, there will be a question as to whether or not you need a room and what type you are requesting. (Keep in mind, this is a request, you are not necessarily guaranteed what you request). We will then assign them out first filling the 3rd floor. When the 3rd floor fills, then we will move on to the 4th floor in the same fashion. We will not be putting people on the 4th floor until the 3rd floor is filled. We will not be putting random people in a room together. If you no longer need a room, buddy up with someone, transfer your rego, etc, please contact Baskin Throbbins so she can reallocate that room to someone else.
Your hotel room is NOT included in your rego cost. You will be paying extra for your room directly to the hotel on check in.

Payment
We are only accepting paypal for this event. No, we cannot do anything about the fees. No, you cannot pay via cash app, venmo, cash monies, zelle, or sexual favors. Your rego does not count until you are paid.

Cancellations & Transfers
Once you have paid, your rego is nonrefundable. The only way we can return any money to you would be if we can fill your spot with someone else. Any rego transfers must be coordinated through Baskin Throbbins. Any regos transferred after 1.27.25 will not have a personalized toe tag. Gimmies only guaranteed for the first 150.

Banned Hashers
If you are on the Banned H3 list or you have been banned, you will not be able to attend this event.

Shot Valentines
If you do not want to purchase any, there is an option for 0. If you purchase any, you will get a Google forms link to fill out who they go to, this needs to be done by Christmas. If you do not fill it out, it is a general donation to the Crisis Center. If you need to purchase more than 10 shots, message Beasty.

Boudoir booth
We are able to do this again this year, however we are doing it a little differently. A lot of people want to do it and there are only 20 spots available. This year we will be doing a lottery to determine who gets those spots and there is a $5 cost to enter that lottery. This is OPTIONAL. The names will be drawn closer to time to accommodate any changes in the rego list

Fun Stuff
The quest for Red Dress Queen starts from the second you step through the door! Our reigning Queen Concrete Suppository will be watching from the get go to pick her princesses to compete for the coveted title of Red Dress Queen!

Schedule is pending and will be updated as we get closer to the event


HashCon - dress as your favorite thing about hashing: a hasher, a line from a hash song, your name, cover an outfit in Tiny Hands or different types of beers for Draft Punk, your favorite hash joke, someone's patch, trail marks, your kennel's mascot,etc

Location Details

Start Location TBA

Ramada by Wyndham Birmingham Airport

Do NOT call the hotel to book a room. Do NOT book online.
MM will be managing the hotel reservations.

Price is 82.25/night for either type of room and that includes a continental breakfast from the hotel


5216 Messer Airport Hwy, Birmingham, AL 35212

Public Event

See the full list!

170 Hashers came

including:

What’s Up Cock?!

Vulcan Hash House Harriers
...

Just Tristan

(JaxH3)

Fuck it not sorry

(DH3)

One-eyed Wetter

(MemphisH3)

Weekend Boyfriend

(VH3)

Smothered Capped and Chunked

(VH3)

AW Son Of A Dick

(VH3)

Hat Trick

Camp Cougar H3
I've only peed on the ...

The SadHeAteHer

(MCH3)

Remote Control Cowgirl

(VH3)

Ass full of lube and cream

(BhamH3)

Blowing 7-Squirty-7

Nomad Hash House Harriers
Sometimes I feel fancy.

Bearly Blue

(SeattleH3)

Fifty Shades Of Green

(IndyScent)

ReMEMBER Me

(IndyScent)

Feeldoe Floggins

(IndyScent)

Giggle Dick

Dallas Urban Hash House Harriers
...

Splish Splash, I Pissed In Her Gash

Vulcan Hash House Harriers
...

The Schlongest Yard

(CAH3)

Kitty Kitty Bang Bang

(ECH3)

H.N.I.C

(Key West Hash Hou...)

GGB

(JaxH3)

Pussy Blue Ribbon

(VH3)

NFN John

(ScotchH3)

Miss Laid

(CASSH3)

Good Fucking Vibrations

(Charlotte H3)

Ask Jeeves

(MemphisH3)

Carniwhore

Columbus Cowtown Hash House Harriers and Harriets with a Hard-on Ohio
Renegade H3 Cow Tippin...

Cocktraceptive

Vulcan Hash House Harriers
Call me “Cocky”!

Schlabotnik the Russian Sausage Mullet

(EH3)

Buttchugbackwash

(VH3)

Tokin Lick-n-Stick

(WSH3)

Kink Possible

Vulcan Hash House Harriers
...

The Fuck Stops Here

Panama City H3
...

Runs With No Name

Tiny Hands H3
Tiny Hands Forever!!! ...

Too Flat To Lay

(VH3)

4"Spike

Key West Hash House Harriers
...

3 Knuckle Shuffle

(Memphis H3)

Depends On Me *DOM*

(MRH3)

Long Stroker

Mutha Rucker Hash House Harriers
...

Rape Cubby

(Vulcan Hash House...)

Nut-Lika

(VH3)

The Sorting Rack

Moving On On Over Optimal Urban Speeds ThRU Our Neighborhoods Hash House Harriers
“You wore spanx?! You ...

I’ll Fucking Kill You

(IndyScent)

Not The Poopy End

(IndyScent)

Spelunk My Abyss

(JXNH3)

Teddy Fuxpin

Vulcan Hash House Harriers
Not just for cuddling.

Ginger Wallbanger

Nomad Hash House Harriers
Hail Satan

My Bloody Palestine

(VH3)

I'll Pack Her

Bushwhackers H3
...

Pits Tits & Slits

(Chattanooga Choo ...)

What Tattoo?!

(BhamH3)

Poly Doesn't Know

Savannah Hash House Harriers
...

Dirty Flamingo

Dayton Hash House Harriers
...

Brown Eye for the White Guy

(Survivor Hash Hou...)

Baskin Throbbins

Vulcan Hash House Harriers
...

Look at that hole

Beaver Hole H3
...

Glory Hole

(CASSH3)

That Fucking Guy / Abe Drinkin

Dayton Hash House Harriers
...

Legend of the Hidden Tampon

Vulcan Hash House Harriers
...

Uncle Felcher

(VH3)

Swallow 4 Equality

IndyScent Hash House Harriers
Drink it down down dow...

Cum Scout

Music City
...

Soft Serve

(MemphisH3)

Unleash the Clotten

Southeast Xtra Hash House Harriers
Happy Thursday!

USD

Sin City Hash House Harriers and Harriettes
...

Cliterature

(MemphisH3)

IRS

(RSH3)

Dalick My Snatch

Vulcan Hash House Harriers
...

Dungeons N Youngun

(VH3)

Sparky

(JaxH3)

Thudmuffin

Philadelphia Hash House Harriers
I got a tagline see. ...

Puts the tanning lotion in the basket

(MWRH3)

BFG

(CH3)

Data-Driven Dicking

IndyScent Hash House Harriers
...

Cocaine Blowtrain

Tallahassee & Area Hash House Harriers
...

Scary Pooter

(IndyScent)

Crapplesauce

(IndyHHH)

That One

(VoodooH3)

Wrap It Up

Memphis H3
...

Wanking Wall Y'all

(SurvivorH3)

Electroshocker

(RSH3)

NFN Adrianne

(VH3)

Thigh Nut

Rocket shitty hash house harriers
I hate the word MOIST

I Share the Sheriff

(SurvivorH3)

Pussy Gifted

Hashers Not Trashers H3
...

Rest in Penis

IndyScent HHH
...

Midsummer Nights Cream

(TC2H3)

Don’t Cum on the Puppy

IndyScent Hash House Harriers
...

Minor Offense

Crispy Creamers H3
...

Le Guiche

(HorsesAssH3)

Pita

(DCH4)

Ho White & the 7 Dwarfs

Wandering Whore H3
...

Tri-harder

Blooming Fools H3
11/5/25

Six Months Gone Bi

PoppyCock H3
...

History Buff

(MemphisH3)

Shoe Said Head

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers
4 steps to a good time...

Lumberjack Off

Shark Week H3
Lumber Jackoff

Birdie

Border jumper H3
Get schwifty!

Squiggly Wiggly

(MemphisH3)

Prince Docker

(SurvivorH3)

Just Brady

(IndyScent)

Humpty Dumpty

(MemphisH3)

NFN Cal

(VH3)

Peg the Patriarchy

Blooming Fools H3
...

Mommy Dresses Me

RSH3 / BDH3
...

Hose Before Hoes

(PWH3)

Sloppy Taco

(VH3/BH3)

Jizzum N Jettison

(SurvivorH3)

Knock First

(MemphisH3)

Finger Fuckin' Good

IndyScent Hash House Harriers
...

Dick Flicker

Bad Decisions Hash House Harriers
Bad Decision Wandering...

Stitches Be Crazy

Chattanooga Choo Choo Hash House Harriers
...

Windows NT

(BiloxiH3)

Stunt Cock

Memphis H3
...

Squeaky Queen

Charlotte Hash House Harriers
...

Tag My Juicy Target

Panama City H3
...

The Vid Can't Even Handle Me Right Now

IndyScent Hash House Harriers
The Vid

Beauty and the Beastiality

Vulcan Hash House Harriers
...

Trunk Junk

(RSH3)

Shakesbeere

Emerald Coast Hash House Harriers
...

2FAB

(DCRW)

Bobble Head

(GF H3)

LeoHard

Bad Decisions Hash House Harriers
Probably in heels

Ice ice asshole

Carolina Trash Hash House Harriers
Please tell me what el...

NFN Jane

(ScotchH3)

Man Buns of Steel

Blooming Fools H3
...

Reverend Lickalottapuss

(LunarH3)

Semicision

(MemphisH3)

The Count of Anal Crisco

(VH3)

Eatin' Ain't Cheatin'

(Triad Crispy Crea...)

BARBIE’s B*TCH

(MUSIC CITY H3)

Lewis Buttons

(IndyScent)

Standup Cumedian

Survivor Hash House Harriers
...

Incomplete Evacuation

(Pch3 )

Pussy Slap

(MH3)

I Dream of Weenie

Little Rock Hash House Harriers
...

Doggy Door

(MemphisH3)

Let Them Eat Ass!

Wandering Whore Hash House Harriers
B/C why eat cake when ...

Crapper McWrapper

(VH3)

Dick Ender

(BFH3)

Black Eye P A

Memphis H3
...

Roxxy pi

(Sin City Hash Hou...)

Everybody in my mouth

(VH3)

TFI

(AH3)

Phil nye the science bi

(RSH3)

Jug Stain

GRITTY H3
¥ witchy way? ¥

Concrete Suppository

(SWH3)

Smirnoff Clothes-off

Rocket shitty hash house harriers
Malört could you ask for?

BJ Tenderpussy

(BiloxiH3)

Flo

Bad Decisions Hash House Harriers
...

NFN Amber

(Vulcan Hash House...)

Farm to Table

Savannah Hash House Harriers
Birmingham RDR 2020

Hot Tub Sex Machine

Charlotte Hash House Harriers
Let's get naked!!

Red Beard

Memphis H3
...

Ur(in)e Circle

CuntCrew
...

KRASH Test Honey

Sembach Hash House Harriers
...

Clean clit club

(VH3)

I'd Kill For Road Head

Wankers Away H3
...

Gut Reaction

Memphis H3
...

Perverazzi

Chattanooga Choo Choo Hash House Harriers
...

Primetime Thunderpuss

Tallahassee & Area Hash House Harriers
Thunder, thunder, thun...

How much did the hollacost?

(DCRW)

Cuddles ‘n Cream

Hurricane Hash House Harriers
...

A.L.A.B.A.M.A.

Vulcan Hash House Harriers
...

TP for My Tongue Hole

(MemphisH3)

Shitty Orgy Daycare

Tidewater H3
...

Just Micah

(VH3)