Whalecum whalecum to Camp Vulcan Lake, where the trail is cursed by Birmingham's hills, the golden nectar flows, and the only thing sharper than Jason's machete is the quest of who will be crowned the 2026 Birmingham Red Dress Queen!

This isn't your average hashing weekend, it's blood soaked, beer and seltzer fueled, and the home of Tiny Hands H3 and Never Leave H3.

Whether you're the FRB, a masked maniac, the DFL or just here to hash and howl, bring your inside camp self, (foam or fake) machetes, and fake blood, to celebrate Friday the 13th with a chance to slay like Jason.

A few housekeeping items...

Hotel Rooms
Remote Control Cowgirl and Baskin Throbbins will be setting up the reservations with the hotel. When you rego, there will be a question as to whether or not you need a room and what type you are requesting. (Keep in mind, this is a request, you are not necessarily guaranteed a specific room type). We will not be putting random hashers in the room with you. We don't care who your roommate is as long as they are rego'd. This information is to set up the reservation with the hotel management and can be changed later.

If you no longer need a room, buddy up with someone, transfer your rego, decide to come in early for prelube or stay late to hang with Never Leave H3, etc, please email vulcanreddressrun@gmail.com so they can reallocate that room to someone else or adjust your reservation.

Your hotel room is NOT included in your rego cost. You will be paying extra for your room directly to the hotel on check in.

Payment
We are only accepting paypal for this event. Please pay using the button on hashrego rather than sending it to a random Vulcan related email. We have specific ones set up for the events. No, we cannot do anything about the fees. No, you cannot pay via cash app, venmo, cash monies, zelle, or sexual favors. Your rego does not count until you are paid.

Cancellations & Transfers
Once you have paid, your rego is nonrefundable. The only way we can return any money to you would be if we can fill your spot with someone else. Any rego transfers must be coordinated through Remote Control Cowgirl or Baskin Throbbins. Any regos transferred after 1.30.26 will not have a personalized toe tag. Gimmies only guaranteed for the first 150.

Banned Hashers
If you are on the Banned H3 list or you have been banned, you will not be able to attend this event.

Shot Valentines
For $5 each, you can send a shot or a king size candy with a note to the hasher of your choice. If you do not want to purchase any, there is an option for 0. If you purchase any, you will get a Google forms link to fill out for who it goes to, what the message is and what you want to send. If you do not fill it out, it is a general donation to the Crisis Center. If you need to purchase more than 10 shots, message Beasty.

Boudoir Lottery
On Saturday night, we will have 20 mini boudoir shoots with Jennifer Woodbury available. If you win a slot, you will receive multiple professionally shot and edited photos a few weeks after the event. If you would like a chance at one of the spots, you can purchase as many tickets as you would like for $5 each.

Each person can only win ONE slot and names will be drawn on Facebook live using a random name generator a few weeks before the event to give you time to get your outfits together. If someone who won gives up their spot, we will do a live redraw from the remaining entries to fill it. If you have any questions about the boudoir lottery, speak to Baskin.

Fun Stuff
The quest for Red Dress Queen starts from the second you step through the door! Our reigning Queen Crapplesauce will be watching from the get go to pick her princesses to compete for the coveted title of Red Dress Queen!

Schedule is pending and will be updated as we get closer to the event.

Camp Vulcan Lake: Come celebrate Friday 13th Jason style

IDs, Redress, $$$, be prepared for AL weather because it can swing from 30 - 70 degrees, shoes you can walk in for multiple miles up and down hills in because our trail is not a pub crawl