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Organizers:
VH3 Pretty In Kink Birmingham Red Dress Run 2023
02/10 04:00 PM to 02/12 11:00 AM
A VH3 Hash Weekend
Cost: $100*
Hare(s):
Ass full of lube and cream (AFLAC), Catcher in the Eye
Shiggy:
Whalecum back to the 4th Birmingham Red Dress Run hosted by Vulcan H3.
A few housekeeping items...
Hotel Rooms
Rather than having yall text Hieu and blow up his phone for rooms, we will be assigning them out, similar to how New Orleans Red Dress functions. When you rego, there will be a question as to whether or not you need a room and what type you are requesting. (Keep in mind, this is a request, you are not necessarily guaranteed what you request). We will then assign them out first filling the 3rd floor. If the 3rd floor fills, then we will move on to the 4th floor in the same fashion. We will not be putting people on the 4th floor until the 3rd floor is filled. If you no longer need a room, buddy up with someone, transfer your rego, etc, please contact Baskin so we can reallocate that room to someone else.
You will be paying extra for your room directly to the hotel on check in.
*Payment *
We are only accepting paypal for this event. No, we cannot do anything about the fees. No, you cannot pay via cash app, venmo, cash monies, zelle, or sexual favors. Your rego does not count until you are paid.
Cancellations & Transfers
Once you have paid, your rego is nonrefundable. The only way we can return any money to you would be if we can fill your spot with someone else. Any rego transfers must be coordinated through Baskin. Any regos transferred after 1.29.23 will not have a personalized toe tag. Gimmies only guaranteed for the first 150.
Shot Valentines
If you do not want to purchase any, there is an option for 0. If you purchase any, you will get a Google forms link to fill out who they go to, this needs to be done by Christmas. If you do not fill it out, it is a general donation to the Crisis Center. If you need to purchase more than 10 shots, message Baskin
*Fun Stuff
The quest for Red Dress Queen starts from the second you step through the door! Our reigning Queen Goes Down on the Rebound will be watching from the get go to pick her princesses to compete for the coveted title of Red Dress Queen!
Check in and covid procedures (if any) starts Friday at 4. Please be patient with us.
Dinner at 6
After dinner is our dance party. Theme this year is Pretty in Kink. As always, do with that what you will. Break out that bondage gear! Deck yourself out in pink a la Barbie or Elle Woods! Channel your favorite Brat Pack member or 80s attire! Do whatever moves you, but remember nudity is only allowed on the 3rd and 4th floors.
Shooting Star is at 11:30pm. Shot Wrangler TBD but start thinking of something yummy to share
Saturday morning, breakfast is provided by the hotel until 9am. Be nice to them, they put up with a lot from us and we tend to all crawl down at once. As always, we will have the bloody mary and mimosa bar until supplies are gone. Java H3 will also be brewing. Bring your french presses and beans to share! This is a draft punk style coffee brewing born out of too much shitty coffee (or worse, no coffee at all) at events so bring your best! If you don't bring to share then resign yourself to what you can get from the hotel.
Whether you're sipping on the hair of the dog or the nectar of the gods, the hab fair will be happening Saturday morning before lunch and trail. Let us spend money for your kennel and wear your swag!
Saturday after lunch, we board a bus into Birmingham where opening circle will be RA’ed by our own lovely PBR. LET THE TRAIL BEGIN!! AFLAC and Catcher in the Eye are our hares again this year and we know that they will give us a good one.
Do whatever you need to do to get ready for dinner at 6, followed by the raffle to raise money for the Birmingham Crisis Center, and the crowning of your 2023 Red Dress Queen!
Sunday is help us clean up and GTFO! There is no 'official' brunch, but we will be heading back to Marty's GM in Irondale.
Pretty in Kink
Location Details
Ramada by Wyndham Birmingham Airport, 5216 Messer Airport Hwy, Birmingham, AL 35212
Room rate is $69/night.
When you rego, please say if you need a room and which type you are requesting. MM will be assigning rooms in order by availability to fill first the 3rd floor and then the 4th floor.
If you no longer need your room for any reason, please notify MM so we can reallocate that room
Schedule of Events
Thursday 4-6 pm: Early Check In with Bama at room 219 at the hash hotel
Thursday Prelube (you are on your own for transportation):
Little Black Dress Pub Crawl hared by Suppository Depository, Dungeons N Younguns, and AW Son of a Dick.
Start point and time to cum
Rocky Horror Picture Show
Haven, 2515 6th Ave S, Birmingham, AL 35233
Doors at 7, show at 8. (Real time, not hash time)
To guarantee a spot, your ticket must be purchased by 1.27.23 (https://pink-box-burlesque.ticketleap.com/pbbs-rocky-horror-valentines-show/get-there/)
8 am: Load In
4 pm: Check In - Beer available. Complete any Covid precautions and waiver signing before coming through the door
5 pm: Wine & Cheese H3 in Haspitality Suite. See Beefeater
6:30 pm: Dinner
9 pm: Dance Party with Blowing 7 Squirty 7 and Abe Drinkin
11:30 pm: Shooting Star Trail
Breakfast served by the hotel until 9 am. This will be served in the restaurant just before you enter the ballroom. There may be a wait because they are serving the whole hotel. Be nice to the staff
8am- until things run out: Bloody Mary and Mimosa Bar along with Java H3 in the ballroom
9-11: Late Rego and Hab Fair
11:30: lunch
12:50 Bus boarding to leave for trail. There will be two buses. If you are not on the bus by 1, you will be left
1:30 opening circle
5pm: bus pickup back to the hotel
5:30pm: closing circle in the courtyard by the ballroom
6pm: Dinner
7pm: Raffle
8pm: RDR Queen Tasks and Crowning
8pm-midnight: Boudoir Booth with Jennifer Woodbery
Everyone help clean and load everything into the van and GTFO. We need to be out of the ballroom by 11am.
Unofficial Post RDR Brunch at Marty's GM,5415 Beacon Dr, Irondale, AL 35210.
This is the same place where we had brunch last year. They have expanded their space and are ready and waiting for us!
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