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VH3 Pretty In Kink Birmingham Red Dress Run 2023

02/10 04:00 PM to 02/12 11:00 AM

A VH3 Hash Weekend

Cost: $100*

Hare(s):

Ass full of lube and cream (AFLAC), Catcher in the Eye

Shiggy:

Whalecum back to the 4th Birmingham Red Dress Run hosted by Vulcan H3.

A few housekeeping items...

Hotel Rooms
Rather than having yall text Hieu and blow up his phone for rooms, we will be assigning them out, similar to how New Orleans Red Dress functions. When you rego, there will be a question as to whether or not you need a room and what type you are requesting. (Keep in mind, this is a request, you are not necessarily guaranteed what you request). We will then assign them out first filling the 3rd floor. If the 3rd floor fills, then we will move on to the 4th floor in the same fashion. We will not be putting people on the 4th floor until the 3rd floor is filled. If you no longer need a room, buddy up with someone, transfer your rego, etc, please contact Baskin so we can reallocate that room to someone else.
You will be paying extra for your room directly to the hotel on check in.

*Payment *
We are only accepting paypal for this event. No, we cannot do anything about the fees. No, you cannot pay via cash app, venmo, cash monies, zelle, or sexual favors. Your rego does not count until you are paid.

Cancellations & Transfers
Once you have paid, your rego is nonrefundable. The only way we can return any money to you would be if we can fill your spot with someone else. Any rego transfers must be coordinated through Baskin. Any regos transferred after 1.29.23 will not have a personalized toe tag. Gimmies only guaranteed for the first 150.

Shot Valentines
If you do not want to purchase any, there is an option for 0. If you purchase any, you will get a Google forms link to fill out who they go to, this needs to be done by Christmas. If you do not fill it out, it is a general donation to the Crisis Center. If you need to purchase more than 10 shots, message Baskin

*Fun Stuff
The quest for Red Dress Queen starts from the second you step through the door! Our reigning Queen Goes Down on the Rebound will be watching from the get go to pick her princesses to compete for the coveted title of Red Dress Queen!

Check in and covid procedures (if any) starts Friday at 4. Please be patient with us.

Dinner at 6

After dinner is our dance party. Theme this year is Pretty in Kink. As always, do with that what you will. Break out that bondage gear! Deck yourself out in pink a la Barbie or Elle Woods! Channel your favorite Brat Pack member or 80s attire! Do whatever moves you, but remember nudity is only allowed on the 3rd and 4th floors.

Shooting Star is at 11:30pm. Shot Wrangler TBD but start thinking of something yummy to share

Saturday morning, breakfast is provided by the hotel until 9am. Be nice to them, they put up with a lot from us and we tend to all crawl down at once. As always, we will have the bloody mary and mimosa bar until supplies are gone. Java H3 will also be brewing. Bring your french presses and beans to share! This is a draft punk style coffee brewing born out of too much shitty coffee (or worse, no coffee at all) at events so bring your best! If you don't bring to share then resign yourself to what you can get from the hotel.

Whether you're sipping on the hair of the dog or the nectar of the gods, the hab fair will be happening Saturday morning before lunch and trail. Let us spend money for your kennel and wear your swag!

Saturday after lunch, we board a bus into Birmingham where opening circle will be RA’ed by our own lovely PBR. LET THE TRAIL BEGIN!! AFLAC and Catcher in the Eye are our hares again this year and we know that they will give us a good one.

Do whatever you need to do to get ready for dinner at 6, followed by the raffle to raise money for the Birmingham Crisis Center, and the crowning of your 2023 Red Dress Queen!

Sunday is help us clean up and GTFO! There is no 'official' brunch, but we will be heading back to Marty's GM in Irondale.


Pretty in Kink

Location Details

Ramada by Wyndham Birmingham Airport

5216 Messer Airport Hwy, Birmingham, AL 35212

Ramada by Wyndham Birmingham Airport, 5216 Messer Airport Hwy, Birmingham, AL 35212

Room rate is $69/night.

When you rego, please say if you need a room and which type you are requesting. MM will be assigning rooms in order by availability to fill first the 3rd floor and then the 4th floor.

If you no longer need your room for any reason, please notify MM so we can reallocate that room


Schedule of Events

Thursday 4-6 pm: Early Check In with Bama at room 219 at the hash hotel

Thursday Prelube (you are on your own for transportation):

Little Black Dress Pub Crawl hared by Suppository Depository, Dungeons N Younguns, and AW Son of a Dick.
Start point and time to cum

Rocky Horror Picture Show
Haven, 2515 6th Ave S, Birmingham, AL 35233
Doors at 7, show at 8. (Real time, not hash time)
To guarantee a spot, your ticket must be purchased by 1.27.23 (https://pink-box-burlesque.ticketleap.com/pbbs-rocky-horror-valentines-show/get-there/)


8 am: Load In
4 pm: Check In - Beer available. Complete any Covid precautions and waiver signing before coming through the door
5 pm: Wine & Cheese H3 in Haspitality Suite. See Beefeater
6:30 pm: Dinner
9 pm: Dance Party with Blowing 7 Squirty 7 and Abe Drinkin
11:30 pm: Shooting Star Trail


Breakfast served by the hotel until 9 am. This will be served in the restaurant just before you enter the ballroom. There may be a wait because they are serving the whole hotel. Be nice to the staff

8am- until things run out: Bloody Mary and Mimosa Bar along with Java H3 in the ballroom
9-11: Late Rego and Hab Fair
11:30: lunch
12:50 Bus boarding to leave for trail. There will be two buses. If you are not on the bus by 1, you will be left
1:30 opening circle
5pm: bus pickup back to the hotel
5:30pm: closing circle in the courtyard by the ballroom
6pm: Dinner
7pm: Raffle
8pm: RDR Queen Tasks and Crowning
8pm-midnight: Boudoir Booth with Jennifer Woodbery


Everyone help clean and load everything into the van and GTFO. We need to be out of the ballroom by 11am.

Unofficial Post RDR Brunch at Marty's GM,5415 Beacon Dr, Irondale, AL 35210.
This is the same place where we had brunch last year. They have expanded their space and are ready and waiting for us!


Public Event

See the full list!

170 Hashers came

including:

Woody Poke Her

(VoodooH3)

DILTDO DRAGONS

Ben Franklin Mob H3
...

Sex Ray Tech

(SavH3)

Pussy Blue Ribbon

(VH3)

The SadHeAteHer

(MCH3 )

Don’t Cum on the Puppy

(ONINH3)

Toys for Twats

Wandering Whore H3
...

Penis Grigi Ho

Vulcan Hash House Harriers
...

Clean Clit Club

(VH3)

Suppository Depository

(VH3)

Rape Cubby

Wandering Soul H3
...

Turkey Twat

(WH4MVH3)

Dalick My Snatch

Vulcan Hash House Harriers
...

BEEFEATER

Signal Hill H3
...

Splish Splash, I Pissed In Her Gash

Vulcan Hash House Harriers
...

Goes Down on the Rebound

Asheville Hash House Harriers
...

Braveshart

(SurvivorH3)

CUM SCOUT

(MCH3)

SuperPrick

(Bushwhackers H3)

What Tattoo?!

(BhamH3)

I'll Pack Her

Bushwhackers H3
...

Flotsam And Jizm

Music City
...

4"Spike

Key West Hash House Harriers
...

Everybody in my mouth

(VH3)

TP For My Tongue Hole

(MH3)

Teddy Fuxpin

VH3
Not just for cuddling.

Scuba Deuce

SMUTTy Crab Hash House Harriers
Spandex Afficionado

The Fuck Stops Here

Panama City H3
...

DJ Bust A Nut

(OBH3)

U*Holy Mother Fluffer

Alamogordo Hash House Harriers
“Ma” The Meatloaf!

Unleash the Clotten

Southeast Xtra Hash House Harriers
...

Farm to Table

Savannah Hash House Harriers
Birmingham RDR 2020

The Boring Identity

Luna Ticks Hash House Harriers
...

Musty Double Tap

Emerald Coast Hash House Harriers
...

Sofa King Horny

(VH3)

NFN Adrianne

(VH3)

LeoHard

Tiny Hands H3
Probably in heels

Pocket Full of Lube

(Louisville)

Lumberjack Off

Shark Week H3
Lumber Jackoff

Twisted Shitster

Survivor Hash House Harriers
...

Wrap It Up

Memphis H3
...

Scuba Steve

Voodoo Hash Hash Harriers
I'm not a businessman ...

My Bloody Palestine

(VH3)

One-eyed Wetter

(MemphisH3)

Ready To Blow

CoonASS H3
...

H.N.I.C.

Key West Hash House Harriers
...

Small in the Back Big in the Front

Survivor Hash House Harriers
...

Bashful Beaver

(ChooChoo H3)

Phucket 7 & 3/4ths

Rocket shitty hash house harriers
...

Poop! There It Is

Wednesday Wednesday Wednesday Hash House Harriers
It wasn't me.

lefty Loosey

(RSH3)

Packinahotlunch

Carolina Larrikins H3
Trash, Sir Walters an...

Whistle4Sex

Ruff Pack Hash House Harriers
...

Clean Clam

DC Road Whores
I'm not here to fuck. ...

Cougar Rican

SeaMon H3
Your best friend

Farta Sutra

Savannah Hash House Harriers
...

Lick Long and SpockHer

GCH3
How R ya now?

Hot Tub Sex Machine

Charlotte Hash House Harriers
Let's get naked!!

Orange is the New Snatch

St Pete Hash House Harriers
...

Poly Doesn't Know

Savannah Hash House Harriers
...

Ass full of lube and cream

(BhamH3)

NFN Blake

(VH3)

J-E-L-L-HO!

(Rock Vegas /Charl...)

Remote Control Cowgirl

(VH3)

Inspect HER Gadget

Carolina Larrikins H3
...

Ballsacajewea

HamsterH3
Got Average Dick Energy?

Hurl Necklace

(SurvivorH3)

Murder He Woke

(MemphisH3)

NFN David

(VH3)

Lichtenschtabbed

DC Road Whores
...

Dick In Hand

Asheville Hash House Harriers
...

Peanut Butter Puppy Time

(UHHH)

Blowing 7-Squirty-7

Nomad Hash House Harriers
...

Princess & The Poo

DC Road Whores
...

UpperCunt

(H5)

Clearly not a Hooker

Surf City Hash House Harriers
...

Responsibilibitch

Blooming Fools H3
"With a name like that...

NFN Tony

(VH3)

All Clit No Nip

Carolina Trash Hash House Harriers
...

Hose Before Hoes

Patch Whore H3
It's meee, Hose Before...

Deepthroat Corndog

White House H3
it's not illegal unles...

Reverend Lickalottapuss

(Lunarh3 )

Twater Moccasin

(CSH3)

Sloppy Taco

(BH3/VH3)

Crapper Napper

New Orleans Hash House Harriers
...

Hebrew Hammer’d

Panhandle Sluts
#youSeemNice

Dungeons N Younguns

Vulcan Hash House Harriers
...

Dirty Flamingo

Dayton Hash House Harriers
...

Curling Iron Maiden

Emerald Coast Hash House Harriers
...

No, But I Want To

Nomad Hash House Harriers
...

Ied

(OBH3)

Jaws Fisteen

(SavH3)

No mo butt hos

(Larrikins)

boop-a-boob

Carolina Larrikins H3
...

Man Cruiser

Music City
...

Ruft Draeft

(BMH3)

Can't Find Pussy in a Haystack

(DCRW)

Spelunk My Abyss

(JXNH3 )

Hat Trick

GCH3
I've only peed on the ...

Rimjob ringleader the greatest ho on earth

(MiamiH3)

Potato Chip

(MCH3/ Bushwhackers )

Tequila Boner

(VH3)

Kitty Kitty Bang Bang

Emerald Coast Hash House Harriers
...

Gauchobehindthecoucho

(Carolina Larrikin...)

Smothered Capped and Chunked

Vulcan Hash House Harriers
...

Porta Juicy

(ECH3)

Cock A TuTu

Sin City Hash House Harriers and Harriettes
...

Care Bear Stare

Gulf Coast H3
...

AW Son Of A Dick

Music City
...

Crapper McWrapper

(VH3)

Ho White & the 7 Dwarfs

Anchorage Alaska H3
...

Walk O' Shamy

Chattanooga Choo Choo Hash House Harriers
...

Beauty and the Beastiality

Vulcan Hash House Harriers
...

Sir Lancelittle

(WH4)

Standup Cumedian

Survivor Hash House Harriers
...

You'll Never Smell Me Cumming

Luna Ticks Hash House Harriers
...

XXX

(SurvivorH3)

Third Girl Problems

(SurvivorH3)

NFN Micah

(VH3)

OnomatoPREA

Downtown Wilmington H3
You're Welcome

Nut-Lika

(MCH3)

Double Stuffed Whore-e-o

(WH4)

Tie Me Up Before You Go Go

Emerald Coast Hash House Harriers
...

Monogamistake

IndyScent HHH
I eat my weed like an ...

Bleeding Hash Hole

(CLH3)

Baker's Dozen't

(SurfCityH3)

Ur(in)e Circle

Biloxi H3
Yes, I'm Pineapple

BARBIE’s BITCH

(MUSIC CITY H3)

Pussy Slap

(MCH3)

Baskin Throbbins

Vulcan Hash House Harriers
...

Vladimir Fruitin

(EWH3)

What’s Up Cock?!

Vulcan Hash House Harriers
...

MyMy

Vulcan Hash House Harriers
...

Legend of the Hidden Tampon

Vulcan Hash House Harriers
...

Too Flat To Lay

(Vulcan H3)

Carniwhore

Columbus Cowtown Hash House Harriers and Harriets with a Hard-on Ohio
Renegade H3 Cow Tippin...

Perverazzi

Chattanooga Choo Choo Hash House Harriers
...

Pussy Gifted

Hashers Not Trashers H3
...

Kimchi Cumdumpster

Survivor Hash House Harriers
...

Head Shoulders Knees & Cum

(VH3)

Me Shrub You Long Time

Ben Franklin Mob H3
Looooong time ;)

Phil nye the science bi

(RSH3)

Papa don't breach

(SavH3)

Eat My Cherry Pie

(OregonH3)

Dicklopedia

Sin City Hash House Harriers and Harriettes
Encyclopedia of all th...

Mushy Bushy

(CLH3)

Whoreticulture

(Emerald Coast Has...)

Princess Jizzmine

DC Road Whores
...

That'll Do Pig

Emerald Coast Hash House Harriers
...

NFN Mandy

(VH3)

Minor Offense

(Triad Crispy Crea...)

Big Ol’ Box of Cocks

IndyScent HHH
...

Collide or Ride Her

Emerald Coast Hash House Harriers
If you can read this, ...

Cocktraceptive

(VH3)

Silence of the Lays

(TC2H3 )

Ginger Wallbanger

Nomad Hash House Harriers
Hail Satan

Babysitter Bang Bang

(RSH3)

Scissor Me Timbers

Rocket shitty hash house harriers
...

Fucking BYOB

DUFFH3

La Coocharacha

Gainesville Area Thirsty Runners H3 (GATRH3)
...

That Fucking Guy / Abe Drinkin

Dayton Hash House Harriers
...

Dinglebeard

Charlotte Hash House Harriers
My cock is community p...

Open Wide

(PCH3)

Abreasting Officer

(Wisconsin)