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VH3 Pretty In Kink Birmingham Red Dress Run 2023

02/10 04:00 PM to 02/12 11:00 AM

A VH3 Hash Weekend

Cost: $100*

Hare(s):

Ass full of lube and cream (AFLAC), Catcher in the Eye

Shiggy:

Whalecum back to the 4th Birmingham Red Dress Run hosted by Vulcan H3.

A few housekeeping items...

Hotel Rooms
Rather than having yall text Hieu and blow up his phone for rooms, we will be assigning them out, similar to how New Orleans Red Dress functions. When you rego, there will be a question as to whether or not you need a room and what type you are requesting. (Keep in mind, this is a request, you are not necessarily guaranteed what you request). We will then assign them out first filling the 3rd floor. If the 3rd floor fills, then we will move on to the 4th floor in the same fashion. We will not be putting people on the 4th floor until the 3rd floor is filled. If you no longer need a room, buddy up with someone, transfer your rego, etc, please contact Baskin so we can reallocate that room to someone else.
You will be paying extra for your room directly to the hotel on check in.

*Payment *
We are only accepting paypal for this event. No, we cannot do anything about the fees. No, you cannot pay via cash app, venmo, cash monies, zelle, or sexual favors. Your rego does not count until you are paid.

Cancellations & Transfers
Once you have paid, your rego is nonrefundable. The only way we can return any money to you would be if we can fill your spot with someone else. Any rego transfers must be coordinated through Baskin. Any regos transferred after 1.29.23 will not have a personalized toe tag. Gimmies only guaranteed for the first 150.

Shot Valentines
If you do not want to purchase any, there is an option for 0. If you purchase any, you will get a Google forms link to fill out who they go to, this needs to be done by Christmas. If you do not fill it out, it is a general donation to the Crisis Center. If you need to purchase more than 10 shots, message Baskin

*Fun Stuff
The quest for Red Dress Queen starts from the second you step through the door! Our reigning Queen Goes Down on the Rebound will be watching from the get go to pick her princesses to compete for the coveted title of Red Dress Queen!

Check in and covid procedures (if any) starts Friday at 4. Please be patient with us.

Dinner at 6

After dinner is our dance party. Theme this year is Pretty in Kink. As always, do with that what you will. Break out that bondage gear! Deck yourself out in pink a la Barbie or Elle Woods! Channel your favorite Brat Pack member or 80s attire! Do whatever moves you, but remember nudity is only allowed on the 3rd and 4th floors.

Shooting Star is at 11:30pm. Shot Wrangler TBD but start thinking of something yummy to share

Saturday morning, breakfast is provided by the hotel until 9am. Be nice to them, they put up with a lot from us and we tend to all crawl down at once. As always, we will have the bloody mary and mimosa bar until supplies are gone. Java H3 will also be brewing. Bring your french presses and beans to share! This is a draft punk style coffee brewing born out of too much shitty coffee (or worse, no coffee at all) at events so bring your best! If you don't bring to share then resign yourself to what you can get from the hotel.

Whether you're sipping on the hair of the dog or the nectar of the gods, the hab fair will be happening Saturday morning before lunch and trail. Let us spend money for your kennel and wear your swag!

Saturday after lunch, we board a bus into Birmingham where opening circle will be RA’ed by our own lovely PBR. LET THE TRAIL BEGIN!! AFLAC and Catcher in the Eye are our hares again this year and we know that they will give us a good one.

Do whatever you need to do to get ready for dinner at 6, followed by the raffle to raise money for the Birmingham Crisis Center, and the crowning of your 2023 Red Dress Queen!

Sunday is help us clean up and GTFO! There is no 'official' brunch, but we will be heading back to Marty's GM in Irondale.


Pretty in Kink

Location Details

Ramada by Wyndham Birmingham Airport

5216 Messer Airport Hwy, Birmingham, AL 35212

Ramada by Wyndham Birmingham Airport, 5216 Messer Airport Hwy, Birmingham, AL 35212

Room rate is $69/night.

When you rego, please say if you need a room and which type you are requesting. MM will be assigning rooms in order by availability to fill first the 3rd floor and then the 4th floor.

If you no longer need your room for any reason, please notify MM so we can reallocate that room


Schedule of Events

Thursday 4-6 pm: Early Check In with Bama at room 219 at the hash hotel

Thursday Prelube (you are on your own for transportation):

Little Black Dress Pub Crawl hared by Suppository Depository, Dungeons N Younguns, and AW Son of a Dick.
Start point and time to cum

Rocky Horror Picture Show
Haven, 2515 6th Ave S, Birmingham, AL 35233
Doors at 7, show at 8. (Real time, not hash time)
To guarantee a spot, your ticket must be purchased by 1.27.23 (https://pink-box-burlesque.ticketleap.com/pbbs-rocky-horror-valentines-show/get-there/)


8 am: Load In
4 pm: Check In - Beer available. Complete any Covid precautions and waiver signing before coming through the door
5 pm: Wine & Cheese H3 in Haspitality Suite. See Beefeater
6:30 pm: Dinner
9 pm: Dance Party with Blowing 7 Squirty 7 and Abe Drinkin
11:30 pm: Shooting Star Trail


Breakfast served by the hotel until 9 am. This will be served in the restaurant just before you enter the ballroom. There may be a wait because they are serving the whole hotel. Be nice to the staff

8am- until things run out: Bloody Mary and Mimosa Bar along with Java H3 in the ballroom
9-11: Late Rego and Hab Fair
11:30: lunch
12:50 Bus boarding to leave for trail. There will be two buses. If you are not on the bus by 1, you will be left
1:30 opening circle
5pm: bus pickup back to the hotel
5:30pm: closing circle in the courtyard by the ballroom
6pm: Dinner
7pm: Raffle
8pm: RDR Queen Tasks and Crowning
8pm-midnight: Boudoir Booth with Jennifer Woodbery


Everyone help clean and load everything into the van and GTFO. We need to be out of the ballroom by 11am.

Unofficial Post RDR Brunch at Marty's GM,5415 Beacon Dr, Irondale, AL 35210.
This is the same place where we had brunch last year. They have expanded their space and are ready and waiting for us!


Public Event

See the full list!

170 Hashers came

including:

Ruft Draeft

(BMH3)

Can't Find Pussy in a Haystack

(DCRW)

Hot Tub Sex Machine

Charlotte Hash House Harriers
Let's get naked!!

Ballsacajewea

HamsterH3
Got Average Dick Energy?

Ied

(OBH3)

OnomatoPREA

Downtown Wilmington H3
You're Welcome

Ho White & the 7 Dwarfs

Anchorage Alaska H3
...

Care Bear Stare

Gulf Coast H3
...

Twater Moccasin

(CSH3)

Sir Lancelittle

(WH4)

Whoreticulture

(Emerald Coast Has...)

Babysitter Bang Bang

(RSH3)

Farta Sutra!

Savannah Hash House Harriers
...

Mushy Bushy

(CLH3)

Bleeding Hash Hole

(CLH3)

Gauchobehindthecoucho

(Carolina Larrikin...)

Dalick My Snatch

Vulcan Hash House Harriers
...

Legend of the Hidden Tampon

Vulcan Hash House Harriers
...

Toys for Twats

Wandering Whore H3
...

Don’t Cum on the Puppy

(ONINH3)

Murder He Woke

(MemphisH3)

Dirty Flamingo

Dayton Hash House Harriers
...

Pussy Blue Ribbon

(VH3)

Whistle4Sex

Ruff Pack Hash House Harriers
...

Vladimir Fruitin

(EWH3)

What Tattoo?!

(BhamH3)

Ready To Blow

CoonASS H3
...

Open Wide

(PCH3)

One-eyed Wetter

(MemphisH3)

LeoHard

Tiny Hands H3
Probably in heels

Remote Control Cowgirl

(VH3)

Baskin Throbbins

Vulcan Hash House Harriers
...

Princess Jizzmine

DC Road Whores
...

Suppository Depository

(VH3)

Porta Juicy

(ECH3)

Nut-Lika

(MCH3)

Everybody in my mouth

(VH3)

Big Ol’ Box of Cocks

IndyScent HHH
...

Small in the Back Big in the Front

Survivor Hash House Harriers
...

DILTDO DRAGONS

Ben Franklin Mob H3
...

What’s Up Cock?!

Vulcan Hash House Harriers
...

Hurl Necklace

(SurvivorH3)

U*Holy Mother Fluffer

Alamogordo Hash House Harriers
“Ma” The Meatloaf!

Double Stuffed Whore-e-o

(WH4)

Princess & The Poo

DC Road Whores
...

UpperCunt

(H5)

Reverend Lickalottapuss

(Lunarh3 )

Perverazzi

Chattanooga Choo Choo Hash House Harriers
...

Hat Trick

GCH3
I've only peed on the ...

J-E-L-L-HO!

(Rock Vegas /Charl...)

Scuba Steve

Voodoo Hash Hash Harriers
I'm not a businessman ...

Clean Clit Club

(VH3)

Clearly not a Hooker

Surf City Hash House Harriers
...

Scissor Me Timbers

Rocket shitty hash house harriers
...

Turkey Twat

(WH4MVH3)

Standup Cumedian

Survivor Hash House Harriers
...

My Bloody Palestine

(VH3)

TP For My Tongue Hole

(MH3)

Fucking BYOB

DUFFH3

Ur(in)e Circle

Biloxi H3
Yes, I'm Pineapple

Minor Offense

(Triad Crispy Crea...)

Beauty and the Beastiality

Vulcan Hash House Harriers
...

No mo butt hos

(Larrikins)

Cougar Rican

SeaMon H3
Your best friend

Clean Clam

DC Road Whores
I'm not here to fuck. ...

Curling Iron Maiden

Emerald Coast Hash House Harriers
...

Woody Poke Her

(VoodooH3)

H.N.I.C.

Key West Hash House Harriers
...

Penis Grigi Ho

Vulcan Hash House Harriers
...

The Boring Identity

Luna Ticks Hash House Harriers
...

Blowing 7-Squirty-7

Nomad Hash House Harriers
Sometimes I feel fancy.

The Fuck Stops Here

Panama City H3
...

Orange is the New Snatch

St Pete Hash House Harriers
...

Carniwhore

Columbus Cowtown Hash House Harriers and Harriets with a Hard-on Ohio
Renegade H3 Cow Tippin...

Spelunk My Abyss

(JXNH3 )

Tie Me Up Before You Go Go

Emerald Coast Hash House Harriers
...

Rimjob ringleader the greatest ho on earth

(MiamiH3)

Inspect HER Gadget

Carolina Larrikins H3
...

Phil nye the science bi

(RSH3)

That Fucking Guy / Abe Drinkin

Dayton Hash House Harriers
...

XXX

(SurvivorH3)

Hebrew Hammer’d

Panhandle Sluts
#youSeemNice

Poop! There It Is

Wednesday Wednesday Wednesday Hash House Harriers
It wasn't me.

Monogamistake

IndyScent HHH
...

Walk O' Shamy

Chattanooga Choo Choo Hash House Harriers
...

Jaws Fisteen

(SavH3)

Phucket 7 & 3/4ths

Rocket shitty hash house harriers
...

Kitty Kitty Bang Bang

Emerald Coast Hash House Harriers
...

Sex Ray Tech

(SavH3)

Farm to Table

Savannah Hash House Harriers
Birmingham RDR 2020

NFN Blake

(VH3)

Splish Splash, I Pissed In Her Gash

Vulcan Hash House Harriers
...

BEEFEATER

Signal Hill H3
...

BARBIE’s BITCH

(MUSIC CITY H3)

NFN Tony

(VH3)

Potato Chip

(MCH3/ Bushwhackers )

Abreasting Officer

(Wisconsin)

Unleash the Clotten

Southeast Xtra Hash House Harriers
...

Musty Double Tap

Emerald Coast Hash House Harriers
...

Third Girl Problems

(SurvivorH3)

DJ Bust A Nut

(OBH3)

Ass full of lube and cream

(BhamH3)

Papa don't breach

(SavH3)

Poly Doesn't Know

Savannah Hash House Harriers
...

Smothered Capped and Chunked

Vulcan Hash House Harriers
...

Too Flat To Lay

(Vulcan H3)

Scuba Deuce

SMUTTy Crab Hash House Harriers
Spandex Afficionado

Deepthroat Corndog

White House H3
it's not illegal unles...

Wrap It Up

Memphis H3
...

The SadHeAteHer

(MCH3 )

NFN David

(VH3)

Lumberjack Off

Shark Week H3
Lumber Jackoff

Eat My Cherry Pie

(OregonH3)

Crapper McWrapper

(VH3)

Head Shoulders Knees & Cum

(VH3)

All Clit No Nip

Carolina Trash Hash House Harriers
...

You'll Never Smell Me Cumming

Luna Ticks Hash House Harriers
...

Me Shrub You Long Time

Ben Franklin Mob H3
Looooong time ;)

Braveshart

(SurvivorH3)

Teddy Fuxpin

VH3
Not just for cuddling.

Sloppy Taco

(BH3/VH3)

NFN Micah

(VH3)

Pussy Gifted

Hashers Not Trashers H3
...

Goes Down on the Rebound

Asheville Hash House Harriers
...

Crapper Napper

New Orleans Hash House Harriers
...

CUM SCOUT

(MCH3)

Dick In Hand

Asheville Hash House Harriers
...

Man Cruiser

Music City
...

Collide or Ride Her

Emerald Coast Hash House Harriers
If you can read this, ...

I'll Pack Her

Bushwhackers H3
...

Silence of the Lays

(TC2H3 )

boop-a-boob

Carolina Larrikins H3
...

Baker's Dozen't

(SurfCityH3)

That'll Do Pig

Emerald Coast Hash House Harriers
...

La Coocharacha

Gainesville Area Thirsty Runners H3 (GATRH3)
...

Dungeons N Younguns

Vulcan Hash House Harriers
...

Pussy Slap

(MCH3)

Sofa King Horny

(VH3)

Responsibilibitch

Blooming Fools H3
...

No, But I Want To

Nomad Hash House Harriers
...

Packinahotlunch

Carolina Larrikins H3
Trash, Sir Walters an...

Dinglebeard

Charlotte Hash House Harriers
...

Tequila Boner

(VH3)

Kimchi Cumdumpster

Survivor Hash House Harriers
...

Rape Cubby

Wandering Soul H3
...

Peanut Butter Puppy Time

(UHHH)

NFN Adrianne

(VH3)

Ginger Wallbanger

Nomad Hash House Harriers
Hail Satan

4"Spike

Key West Hash House Harriers
...

Lichtenschtabbed

DC Road Whores
...

lefty Loosey

(RSH3)

Flotsam And Jizm

Music City
...

Lick Long and SpockHer

GCH3
How R ya now?

Bashful Beaver

(ChooChoo H3)

Cock A TuTu

Sin City Hash House Harriers and Harriettes
...

SuperPrick

(Bushwhackers H3)

AW Son Of A Dick

Music City
...

Hose Before Hoes

Patch Whore H3
It's meee, Hose Before...

Pocket Full of Lube

(Louisville)

Dicklopedia

Sin City Hash House Harriers and Harriettes
Encyclopedia of all th...

Cocktraceptive

(VH3)

Twisted Shitster

Survivor Hash House Harriers
...

NFN Mandy

(VH3)