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VH3 Birmingham Red Dress 2022

02/11 04:00 PM to 02/13 11:00 AM

A VH3 Hash Weekend

Cost: $89*

Hare(s):

Catcher in the Eye and A.F.L.A.C.

If you do not want to purchase shot valentine's, scroll to the bottom of the selection chart. There is an option for 0

Once you have paid, your rego is nonrefundable except in the event of COVID related cancellation. No refunds at all will be given after 1-29-21 due to the necessity of solidifying funds and plans for the event. Gimmies only guaranteed for the first 145. Once the event caps, any rego transfers must be coordinated through Baskin as we have a waitlist this year.

You will be required to provide proof of a negative covid test submitted to vulcanreddressrun@gmail.com between Feb 9, 2022 and noon on Feb 11, 2022 in order to gain entry to the event Like last year, you will need to sign a waiver releasing Vulcan Hash House Harriers and the hotel from any liability in regards to COVID 19 and the requirement that if you do test positive after the event, let MM know so we can inform the rest for quarantine and to watch for symptoms. This information will remain anonymous. Signing this will be part of the check in process at the door. Without this waiver, you will not be allowed to attend the event.

Please be respectful to those masking or trying to social distance. Remember that CONSENT IS LAW

The quest for Red Dress Queen starts from the second you step through the door! Our reigning Queen LeoHard will be watching and will pick 3-4 princesses while on trail on Saturday. These princesses will have to show their mettle through two tasks...one that involves imbibing with royal poise and one that requires showmanship. Make sure that you're brushing up on your showtunes in case you're chosen!

Check in and covid procedures starts Friday at 4. Please be patient with us.

Dinner at 6

After dinner is our dance party. Theme this year is My Bloody Valentine. As always, do with that what you will. Make it gory, make it glam, make it vampy, we don't care, but remember that nudity is only allowed on the third floor

Shooting Star is at midnight. Get with PBR (Stephanie Taylor) to host a shot.

Saturday morning, breakfast is provided by the hotel. Be nice to them, they put up with a lot from us and we tend to all crawl down at once. As always, we will have the bloody mary and mimosa bar until supplies are gone. Java H3 will also be brewing. Bring your french presses and beans to share! This is a draft punk style coffee brewing born out of too much shitty coffee (or worse, no coffee at all) at events so bring your best! If you don't bring to share then resign yourself to what you can get from the hotel.

Whether you're sipping on the hair of the dog or the nectar of the gods, the hab fair will be happening Saturday morning before lunch and trail. Let us spend money for your kennel and wear your swag!

Saturday after lunch, we board a bus into Birmingham where opening circle will be RA’ed by our own lovely PBR. LET THE TRAIL BEGIN!! AFLAC and Catcher in the Eye are our hares again this year and we know that they will give us a good one.

Do whatever you need to do to get ready for dinner at 6, followed by the raffle to raise money for the Birmingham Crisis Center, and the crowning of your 2022 Red Dress Queen!

Post crowning will be Olympdicks hosted by My Bloody Palestine so start picking teams now!

Sunday is help us clean up and GTFO! There is no 'official' brunch, but we will be heading back to Marty's GM in Irondale. They have expanded their space and are excited to see us come back.


My Bloody Valentine

Location Details

Start Location TBA

Ramada by Wyndham Birmingham Airport, 5216 Messer Airport Hwy, Birmingham, AL 35212

Hotel cost will be $69 per night and this includes your breakfast at the hotel restaurant. This price is good for Thursday - Monday for sure.

Booking this year will be different than last year. The manager heard your concerns and frustrations about calling to book and getting confusion from the staff so he is going to handle it all himself.

To book, you will text Hugh the manager directly at 205.643.8824 with your first and last name, hash name, whether you want a king room or a room with 2 beds and how many nights/the dates you will be staying. He will then assign rooms and provide a text confirmation back to number you texted from in the order it was received. It may be the next day before you get the confirmation

You will not pay or put a card down until you get to the hotel on check in day and he will have all the keys primed and ready for check in.


5216 Messer Airport Hwy, Birmingham, AL 35212

Schedule of Events

Every Surface of the Furnace is hosting prelube.

See the FB group Birmingham RDR 2022 Events Tab. Event is named Creeping Cupids.


4pm: Check In - Beer available. Complete any Covid precautions and waiver signing before coming through the door
5 pm: Wine and Cheese H3 in the Hashpitality Suite on 3rd Floor
6 pm: Dinner
7:30 pm,: Draft Punk H3 in Hashpitality Suite on 3rd Floor
9pm: My Bloody Valentine Ball with DJ PMS
12pm: Shooting Star Trail


8am -BREAKFAST PROVIDED BY THE HOTEL IN THE RESTAURANT JUST BEFORE YOU ENTER THE BALLROOM. Keep in mind, they are servicing the whole hotel. There may be a wait. Be nice to the staff, they are good to us.
8am - until things run out: Bloody Mary and Mimosa Bar and Java H3
9-11 am: Hab Fair
11:45am - lunch
12:50 pm: Bus Boarding to leave for trail. There will be 2 rounds of bus boarding. If you are not on the 2nd one at 1:15pm, you will be left
1:30 pm: Opening Circle
5pm: Bus pickup back to the hotel
5:30 pm: Closing circle
6pm: Dinner
7pm: Raffle
8pm: RDR Queen 2nd task and crowning
9pm-ish: Flip cup Tournament & other activity


GTFO

Unofficial Post RDR Brunch at Marty's GM,5415 Beacon Dr, Irondale, AL 35210.
This is the same place where we had brunch last year. They have expanded their space and are ready and waiting for us!


Public Event

See the full list!

150 Hashers came

including:

Train Bang

(ECH3)

Kleptopatra

Chattahoochee Valley Hash House Harriers
...

Phil Nye The Science Bi

Hillbilly H3
more beer checks

Pussy Slap

(MCH3)

A.L.A.B.A.M.A.

Savannah Hash House Harriers
...

NFN Will

(Vulcan H3 )

Tasty Muff

(WIH3)

Call Me, Asshole

Music City
420 friendly.

Goes Down on the Rebound

Asheville Hash House Harriers
...

BEEFEATER

Signal Hill H3
...

Just Ass

(BiloxiH3)

Twisted Shitster

Survivor Hash House Harriers
...

That Fucking Guy / Abe Drinkin

Dayton Hash House Harriers
...

Runs With No Name

Tiny Hands H3
Tiny Hands Forever!!! ...

Care Bear Stare

Gulf Coast H3 / Biloxi H3
...

Musty Double Tap

(ECH3)

Scuba Steve

Voodoo Hash Hash Harriers
I'm not a businessman ...

Farta Sutra

Savannah Hash House Harriers
...

OnomatoPREA

Downtown Wilmingon H3
You're Welcome

Tickle Me Homo

(CLH3)

AW Son of a Dick

(MCH3)

Hot Tub Sex Machine

Charlotte Hash House Harriers
...

Spunk Monkey

DC Road Whores
I'm not Grassy, or am I?

Hat Trick

GCH3
I've only peed on the ...

Daddy's Cum Drop

Panhandle Cossacks
...

M’Alice

(Vancouver H3)

Honey Pot

(MosquitoH3)

Midsummer Nights Cream

(TC2H3)

Unleash the Clotten

Southeast Xtra Hash House Harriers
...

Pussy Blue Ribbon

(VH3)

The SadHeAteHer

(MCH3 )

Cum Scout

(MCH3)

Kimchi Cumdumpster

Survivor Hash House Harriers
...

Miso Anal

Charleston Heretics H3
...

Tie Me Up Before You Go Go

Emerald Coast Hash House Harriers
...

Cock A TuTu

Sin City Hash House Harriers and Harriettes
...

Turkey Twat

(MoA2H3)

Penis Grigi Ho

Vulcan Hash House Harriers
...

Cooter Webs

Wandering Whore H3
...

BARBIE’s B*TCH

(MUSIC CITY H3)

Carniwhore

Columbus Cowtown Hash House Harriers and Harriets with a Hard-on Ohio
Renegade H3 Cow Tippin...

Tig O'Bitties

Panhandle Cossacks
...

Twater Moccasin

(CSH3)

Poop! There It Is

Wednesday Wednesday Wednesday Hash House Harriers
It wasn't me.

Shakesbeere

Osan Bulgogi Hash House Harriers
...

My Bloody Palestine

(VH3)

$1000 Fine

Tidewater HOBO Hash House Harriers
Today I was a hero, I ...

Robocock

DC Road Whores
Trust me, I'm a profes...

Pocket Full of Lube

(Louisville H3)

Ginger Wallbanger

(NomadH3)

Baskin Throbbins

Vulcan Hash House Harriers
...

Princess & The Poo

DC Road Whores
...

H.N.I.C.

(KWH3)

NFN Jason

(VH3)

J-E-L-L-HO!

(Rock Vegas H3)

Everybody in my mouth

(VH3)

The Fuck Stops Here

Panama City H3
...

Robocock

(GCH3)

Porta Juicy

Siete Cerveza H3
...

Every Surface of The Furnace

Vulcan Hash House Harriers
...

Snorts When She Cums

(BaconH3)

NFN Sean

(VH3)

Pussy Gifted

Survivor Hash House Harriers
...

NFN Alliecat

Vulcan Hash House Harriers
...

La Coocharacha

Gainesville Area Thirsty Runners H3 (GATRH3)
...

Sex Ray Tech

(SavH3)

ATM Crusher

Vulcan Hash House Harriers
...

Papa don't breach

(SavH3)

Head Shoulders Knees and Cum

Vulcan Hash House Harriers
...

Twisted Shitter

Vulcan Hash House Harriers
...

Burning Bubbles

Whore Island H3
...

Tequila Boner

(Vulcan H3)

Too Flat To lay

(Vulcan H3)

Walk O' Shamy

Chattanooga Choo Choo Hash House Harriers
...

Dinglebeard

Charlotte Hash House Harriers
My cock is community p...

Crapper McWrapper

Vulcan Hash House Harriers
...

NFN Adrianne

(VH3)

4"Spike

Key West Hash House Harriers
...

LickHoleAh

(Pinelake h3)

I am 17 Fisting on 15

(CTrH3)

Suppository Depository

(VH3)

Silence of the Lays

(CTrH3)

Cock-A-Booty Boo

Gulf Coast H3
...

Le Guiche

(Horses Ass)

2 in the Bush

(KWH3)

No, But I Want To

Nomad Hash House Harriers
...

Erectional Officer

Traveling Shit Show H3
Roadwhore Extraordinaire

Poly Doesn't Know

Savannah Hash House Harriers
...

Insextuous

(Survivor )

What’s Up Cock?!

Vulcan Hash House Harriers
...

Hot Cock Lover

(DST )

Beauty and the Beastiality

Vulcan Hash House Harriers
...

MyMy

Vulcan Hash House Harriers
...

Icm

(Rch3)

Tits on demand

(Rch3)

NFN Carrie

(NomadH3)

NFN Andi

(VH3)

Dicklopedia

Sin City Hash House Harriers and Harriettes
Encyclopedia of all th...

NFN Emily

(VH3)

Just Heather (NomadH3)

Dayton Hash House Harriers
...

Clean Clam

DCRW
I'm not here to fuck. ...

What Tattoo?!?

(BhamH3)

Man Cruiser

Music City
...

Concrete Suppository

(BDH3)

Small in the Back Big in the Front

Survivor Hash House Harriers
...

Sofa King Horny

(VH3)

Oral Pleaser Titty Squeezer

Asheville Hash House Harriers
...

Ass full of lube and cream

(BhamH3)

Kindergarten Copulation

Carolina Trash Hash House Harriers
...

Drowning in Dick

Mosquito Hash House Harriers
...

Dick In Hand

Asheville Hash House Harriers
...

Gabby Gay Lick Her

(HAH3)

Lick Long and SpockHer

Gulf Coast H3
How R ya now?

No Mo Butt Hos

Carolina Larrikins H3
(Sprinkles Optional)

Rape Cubby

Wandering Soul H3
...

Confused Follies

Wandering Whore H3
Come play with me!

Dungeons N Younguns

Vulcan Hash House Harriers
...

Ginja Ninja

(NomadH3)

Missionary Impossible

(Lost Boobs H3)

Teddy Fuxpin

(VH3)

Ho White & the 7 Dwarfs

(A2H3)

Woobie Dancer

(MRH3)

Maybe Next Week

Siete Cerveza H3
...

Pink in the Stink

Wandering Whore H3
...

Weird Al Spankabitch

Humpin Hash House Harriers
Former travel whore

Dalick My Snatch

Vulcan Hash House Harriers
...

NFN Laura

(VH3)

All The Way In

Columbian Hash House Harriers
...

Flotsam And Jizm

Music City
...

Curling Iron Maiden

Emerald Coast Hash House Harriers
...

Lichtenschtabbed

DC Road Whores
...

SleE-Z Pass

TNatH3
...

Coochie?

(VH3)

Kitty Kitty Bang Bang

Emerald Coast Hash House Harriers
Swill Team 6 mission s...

Leohard

(TH5)

Triple A

(MCH3)

Perverazzi

(C3H3)

Hose Before Hoes

Patch Whore H3
It's meee, Hose Before...

You'll Never Smell Me Cumming

Luna Ticks Hash House Harriers
...

Hairy and the Handersons

(VH3)

Bareback Mountain

Nose House Hash Harriers
...

PikaMan Spew

Music City
...

Legend of the Hidden Tampon

Vulcan Hash House Harriers
...

Nut-Lika

Music City
On On

Ramaho Poken

(Pinelake h3)