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Greenville H3 started this crazy weekend three years ago, and we're bringing it back again to make the kennels of the Carolina's happy once more.

Sloshball is like regular Kickball, with one exception: when you get to first base, there is a table with cups of beer. You must stop and down one of them before continuing to second base.

We will have 10 teams of 8 this year, and 20 individual spots for Never Leave Camp. REGO IS LIMITED TO 80 players and 20 NLC's; that's it. If you are not on a team, and you have not paid for a Never Leave Camp spot, do not show up. The landowner has been happy with us so far and this is the limit set for the weekend; so we can't risk pissing anyone off for future events.

When you rego, you will be asked to list what team you are playing on; list one of the following kennels. You should already have this lined up with the Team Captains identified below. If you are a Never Leave Camp, enter "NLC."
Charlotte H3 - Bifuckals
Asheville H3 - Admiral Shartonnay
Moonshine H3 - Princess
Greenville H3 - Mamma Hoes Best
SMUSHHH - Split Delivery
Columbian H3 - Dick Magnet
UHHH - Grampa Yank My Dick
Never Leave Camp - it's first come first serve for PAID rego.

LOCATION:
We have an arrangement with someone who has a great piece of land up in Marietta, South Carolina, just outside Greenville. There is a field for parking, a field for playing ball, a big stage, and woods for camping. Oh, there's also a river on the land that we can use- and it's pretty amazing. There are 2 main campsites with water and power hookups and there is also a loop near the river where people can camp. The other sites are spread out in the woods. Stay out of the cabin. STAY OUT OF THE CABIN. Oh, and STAY OUT OF THE CABIN.

PARKING:
When you enter the drive, there is a field to the right where cars will be parked. Please carpool as much as you can, as there certainly isn't space for 100 cars.

AMENITIES:
We will have 2 or 3 Porta Johns on site, and will rig up a primitive style camp shower, but there are no other facilities available.

WHAT YOU GET:
Kickball, beer for the weekend, 5 meals, camping, team t-shirt, 2 trails.
If you want to eat more, drink more - that is BYOB. The closest store is not really close at all, so bring what you need when you arrive Friday.

STUFF NOT TO BRING:
Weapons, kids, glass beer bottles, people who are not on a team or have not rego'd for a NLC spot.

OWNER'S RULES:
NO GLASS, (liquor bottles are ok). Don't mess with the buildings. Stay off the slide. If your smoking, you better pass his way. Be kind to the dogs. Don't pollute the water. Don't throw down cigarette butts and don't leave cigarette butts lying around.

TRAIL DETAILS:
Shooting Star Trail is Friday night. Each kennel (team) is responsible for having their best drink at their respective campsite. Trail will be led around to each site.

Saturday night trail will be fairly short, but it may be a 5+ shiggy rating, so pack accordingly.

Please BRING YOUR OWN DRINKING VESSEL. We are making a full out effort to reduce the trash and waste this year, and are eliminating all the cups. Bring your own vessel to drink from and do your best to keep up with it. A back up vessel kept in your car would be a wise consideration.

DRINKING VESSEl, Bug spray, sunscreen, some type of shade, tent, camp chairs, extra food/drink for yourself, stuff if you want to play in the river, yard games, trash bags for your tent site, crutches or ankle braces/ace bandages if you are clumsy and injury prone. We will be collecting trash and making a trip to the dump on Saturday afternoon. Yes, you can bring your well behaved dog.