Cost: $69*
Cum one cum all to the inaugural Georgia / South Carolina Interhash!!! In the future, this event will be shared / presented by all interested kennels in the two states, but it's starting here in the Upstate. Some of you still may be familiar with the property we'll be using, where Upstate held the 500th hash campout a couple years ago... at a brewery. But wait, there's more! Since we were there, they've completed a 9 hole disc golf course and lots of trails on the property. Swimming is permitted in the pond during the day.
No nudity in the brewery area.
No hashing beverages in the brewery.
Price for the weekend will be $69, and you'll get a pretty good deal for that:
Beer
Food
Friday night Shooting Start Trail
Event Patch
Beer
Toe Tag
Unique Event Shirt
Beer
Saturday afternoon shiggy trail
Lei
Beer
Port - o - shitters
Public showers
Beer
And... if you want to upgrade... AVOCADO TOAST with Saturday breakfast!
Part of us getting to use the property requires that we don't leave cars back in the camping area. So please don't do it. You can drive back to the camping area, then schlep your shit to where you want to set up camp, then park your car in the lot near the road... like everyone else will.
This should not have to be said... but we'll say it anyway. Consent. Get it. It's sexy. Ask for it. When you hear someone say "yes, I want you to do that with me", that's hot. Have the conversation. Make it funny if you want to. But get consent. Not getting consent only puts yourself at risk. Note that this is not gender specific - everyone needs it. The only exception is that if one person is asking for consent, unless otherwise stated, it may be assumed that their asking is implicitly granting their consent. I think that's enough said about this. Don't make us say more.
Lastly, no puppers allowed. Sorry, but the insurance we are required to carry by the land owner doesn't permit them.
Joe vs the Volcano!
BUG SPRAY. Sunburn lotion. Some type of shade if you don't trust trees. A tent or hammock or your A game if you're planning on sleeping in someone else's tent. A shot submission for your kennel for the shooting star trail. Condoms. Clothes or not. Swimsuit or not. Any alcohol you want outside of normal beer. Any food outside of what we'll be serving (TBD). Other normal camping shit.
including:
THFKA Dr Taco
(FTroopH3)
Pocket Full of Lube
(Louisville H3)
Stank ball corner pocket
(SHHH)
Hershey Squirt
(Carolina Mutherfu...)
Just Cindy
(AVLH3)
Cum Scout
(MCH3)
Never Smell Me Cumming
(UHHH)
Analkin ShitRoller
(Elbow Deep H3)
Give the Bitch a Ring
(WHHHH)
FahrFromFuken
(CTrH3)
Commando Conundrum
(Space City/SH!T)
Cock A TuTu
(Tiny Hands H3)
Rubber Commando
(UHHH)
Mr. Sulu's Sodomy
(HereticsH3)
Luke I Am Your Sharpie
(BeSnH3)
Goes Down on the Rebound
(AVLH3)
Osama Bin Hashing
(DC Road Whores)
Sweaty Nipples, Surprise!
(PhoenixH3)
Golden Showers
(SCH4)
Yellow Summer Stream
(CTrH3)
Backdoor to the future
(CTrH3)
Virgin Opener
(AH4)
Abort Abort Abort
(Upstate Hash Hous...)
Pinky and the TrainBang
(CTrH3)
Defenestration Evacuation
(UHHH)
Concrete Suppository
(BDH3)
Clean Clam
(DCRW)
Panda Pancake
(No-home)
burnt rubber
(BSH3)
Son of a Swinger Man
(SeDH3)
4 Whores & 2 Queers Ago
(UHHH)
Farta Sutra
(SavH3)
Chew-my-bacca
(UHHH)
jerryz kidd
(SAH3)
Dirty Virgin
(WBH3)
Nn Dustin
(PFH3)
Fellat Me No
(SavH3)
Pussy Eating Trauma
(Charlotte Hash Ho...)
Hokie Poke Me
(CTrH3)
Ball Smasher Back Door Dasher
(AVLH3)
Uranus
(CH3)
Just Marty
(UHHH)
HANDI
(Upstate Hash Hous...)
Chewin on Tampins
(HH3)
Moonlight Midget Sucker
(HCH3)
NFHN Yasmin - Trail only
(UHHH)
LiqHer Hard
(MountainBeers Has...)
Electric Discharge
(Carolina Trash Ha...)
Goo Lite Special
(CTrH3)
Just Krissie
(HH3)
Sparky Sole Patch
(JaxBeachH3)
I-Feel Tower
(Richmond HHH)
Mynaise cannon
(LAFH3)
Possum Choker
(CHHH)
Plugs Bunny
(TAH3)
20
(RH3)
Let Me Clear My Throat
(Big Lick Hash Hou...)
SUPER Teflon Dong
(wGASH3)
Ultimate Fris-BONG!
(DTWH3)
Legend of Hidden Tampon
(VH3)
Cunt Swabula
(IMMCH3)
Fourgasm
(SCH4)
Doesn’t dive down
(SHHH)
Johnson In Johnson
(UHHH)
Sasscrotch
(B2BH3)
Cumz with Scotch
(FTroopH3)
Lightning Rod
(UHHH)
Wood Work Her
(CH3)
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