Cost: $69*
Cum one cum all to the inaugural Georgia / South Carolina Interhash!!! In the future, this event will be shared / presented by all interested kennels in the two states, but it's starting here in the Upstate. Some of you still may be familiar with the property we'll be using, where Upstate held the 500th hash campout a couple years ago... at a brewery. But wait, there's more! Since we were there, they've completed a 9 hole disc golf course and lots of trails on the property. Swimming is permitted in the pond during the day.
No nudity in the brewery area.
No hashing beverages in the brewery.
Price for the weekend will be $69, and you'll get a pretty good deal for that:
Beer
Food
Friday night Shooting Start Trail
Event Patch
Beer
Toe Tag
Unique Event Shirt
Beer
Saturday afternoon shiggy trail
Lei
Beer
Port - o - shitters
Public showers
Beer
And... if you want to upgrade... AVOCADO TOAST with Saturday breakfast!
Part of us getting to use the property requires that we don't leave cars back in the camping area. So please don't do it. You can drive back to the camping area, then schlep your shit to where you want to set up camp, then park your car in the lot near the road... like everyone else will.
This should not have to be said... but we'll say it anyway. Consent. Get it. It's sexy. Ask for it. When you hear someone say "yes, I want you to do that with me", that's hot. Have the conversation. Make it funny if you want to. But get consent. Not getting consent only puts yourself at risk. Note that this is not gender specific - everyone needs it. The only exception is that if one person is asking for consent, unless otherwise stated, it may be assumed that their asking is implicitly granting their consent. I think that's enough said about this. Don't make us say more.
Lastly, no puppers allowed. Sorry, but the insurance we are required to carry by the land owner doesn't permit them.
Joe vs the Volcano!
BUG SPRAY. Sunburn lotion. Some type of shade if you don't trust trees. A tent or hammock or your A game if you're planning on sleeping in someone else's tent. A shot submission for your kennel for the shooting star trail. Condoms. Clothes or not. Swimsuit or not. Any alcohol you want outside of normal beer. Any food outside of what we'll be serving (TBD). Other normal camping shit.
including:
Moonlight Midget Sucker
(HCH3)
Mr. Sulu's Sodomy
(HereticsH3)
Defenestration Evacuation
(UHHH)
Sasscrotch
(B2BH3)
Rubber Commando
(UHHH)
Just Marty
(UHHH)
Analkin ShitRoller
(Elbow Deep H3)
Chew-my-bacca
(UHHH)
Pocket Full of Lube
(Louisville H3)
Clean Clam
(DCRW)
Electric Discharge
(Carolina Trash Ha...)
Cumz with Scotch
(FTroopH3)
I-Feel Tower
(Richmond HHH)
Yellow Summer Stream
(CTrH3)
SUPER Teflon Dong
(wGASH3)
LiqHer Hard
(MountainBeers Has...)
Backdoor to the future
(CTrH3)
Panda Pancake
(No-home)
Virgin Opener
(AH4)
Plugs Bunny
(TAH3)
Commando Conundrum
(Space City/SH!T)
Ball Smasher Back Door Dasher
(AVLH3)
Osama Bin Hashing
(DC Road Whores)
Dirty Virgin
(WBH3)
Fellat Me No
(SavH3)
Hershey Squirt
(Carolina Mutherfu...)
Son of a Swinger Man
(SeDH3)
Fourgasm
(SCH4)
Never Smell Me Cumming
(UHHH)
Mynaise cannon
(LAFH3)
FahrFromFuken
(CTrH3)
NFHN Yasmin - Trail only
(UHHH)
Cock A TuTu
(Tiny Hands H3)
burnt rubber
(BSH3)
Johnson In Johnson
(UHHH)
Cunt Swabula
(IMMCH3)
Concrete Suppository
(BDH3)
jerryz kidd
(SAH3)
Cum Scout
(MCH3)
Goes Down on the Rebound
(AVLH3)
Hokie Poke Me
(CTrH3)
Sparky Sole Patch
(JaxBeachH3)
Ultimate Fris-BONG!
(DTWH3)
Wood Work Her
(CH3)
Nn Dustin
(PFH3)
Possum Choker
(CHHH)
Just Krissie
(HH3)
Goo Lite Special
(CTrH3)
Stank ball corner pocket
(SHHH)
Farta Sutra
(SavH3)
Lightning Rod
(UHHH)
Pinky and the TrainBang
(CTrH3)
THFKA Dr Taco
(FTroopH3)
Sweaty Nipples, Surprise!
(PhoenixH3)
Abort Abort Abort
(Upstate Hash Hous...)
20
(RH3)
Doesn’t dive down
(SHHH)
Let Me Clear My Throat
(Big Lick Hash Hou...)
Give the Bitch a Ring
(WHHHH)
4 Whores & 2 Queers Ago
(UHHH)
Legend of Hidden Tampon
(VH3)
Chewin on Tampins
(HH3)
HANDI
(Upstate Hash Hous...)
Golden Showers
(SCH4)
Pussy Eating Trauma
(Charlotte Hash Ho...)
Just Cindy
(AVLH3)
Luke I Am Your Sharpie
(BeSnH3)
Uranus
(CH3)
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