Cost: $69*
Cum one cum all to the inaugural Georgia / South Carolina Interhash!!! In the future, this event will be shared / presented by all interested kennels in the two states, but it's starting here in the Upstate. Some of you still may be familiar with the property we'll be using, where Upstate held the 500th hash campout a couple years ago... at a brewery. But wait, there's more! Since we were there, they've completed a 9 hole disc golf course and lots of trails on the property. Swimming is permitted in the pond during the day.
No nudity in the brewery area.
No hashing beverages in the brewery.
Price for the weekend will be $69, and you'll get a pretty good deal for that:
Beer
Food
Friday night Shooting Start Trail
Event Patch
Beer
Toe Tag
Unique Event Shirt
Beer
Saturday afternoon shiggy trail
Lei
Beer
Port - o - shitters
Public showers
Beer
And... if you want to upgrade... AVOCADO TOAST with Saturday breakfast!
Part of us getting to use the property requires that we don't leave cars back in the camping area. So please don't do it. You can drive back to the camping area, then schlep your shit to where you want to set up camp, then park your car in the lot near the road... like everyone else will.
This should not have to be said... but we'll say it anyway. Consent. Get it. It's sexy. Ask for it. When you hear someone say "yes, I want you to do that with me", that's hot. Have the conversation. Make it funny if you want to. But get consent. Not getting consent only puts yourself at risk. Note that this is not gender specific - everyone needs it. The only exception is that if one person is asking for consent, unless otherwise stated, it may be assumed that their asking is implicitly granting their consent. I think that's enough said about this. Don't make us say more.
Lastly, no puppers allowed. Sorry, but the insurance we are required to carry by the land owner doesn't permit them.
Joe vs the Volcano!
BUG SPRAY. Sunburn lotion. Some type of shade if you don't trust trees. A tent or hammock or your A game if you're planning on sleeping in someone else's tent. A shot submission for your kennel for the shooting star trail. Condoms. Clothes or not. Swimsuit or not. Any alcohol you want outside of normal beer. Any food outside of what we'll be serving (TBD). Other normal camping shit.
including:
Defenestration Evacuation
(UHHH)
Legend of Hidden Tampon
(VH3)
Lightning Rod
(UHHH)
Osama Bin Hashing
(DC Road Whores)
HANDI
(Upstate Hash Hous...)
Just Cindy
(AVLH3)
Sasscrotch
(B2BH3)
Pocket Full of Lube
(Louisville H3)
Sparky Sole Patch
(JaxBeachH3)
Chewin on Tampins
(HH3)
Backdoor to the future
(CTrH3)
Pinky and the TrainBang
(CTrH3)
FahrFromFuken
(CTrH3)
Cum Scout
(MCH3)
Chew-my-bacca
(UHHH)
Moonlight Midget Sucker
(HCH3)
Fellat Me No
(SavH3)
Mr. Sulu's Sodomy
(HereticsH3)
Panda Pancake
(No-home)
Mynaise cannon
(LAFH3)
Give the Bitch a Ring
(WHHHH)
Sweaty Nipples, Surprise!
(PhoenixH3)
Wood Work Her
(CH3)
Johnson In Johnson
(UHHH)
Just Krissie
(HH3)
Plugs Bunny
(TAH3)
Possum Choker
(CHHH)
I-Feel Tower
(Richmond HHH)
Uranus
(CH3)
Golden Showers
(SCH4)
Hokie Poke Me
(CTrH3)
Ultimate Fris-BONG!
(DTWH3)
Cock A TuTu
(Tiny Hands H3)
Electric Discharge
(Carolina Trash Ha...)
Ball Smasher Back Door Dasher
(AVLH3)
Commando Conundrum
(Space City/SH!T)
Doesn’t dive down
(SHHH)
20
(RH3)
Farta Sutra
(SavH3)
Hershey Squirt
(Carolina Mutherfu...)
Fourgasm
(SCH4)
SUPER Teflon Dong
(wGASH3)
Just Marty
(UHHH)
Concrete Suppository
(BDH3)
burnt rubber
(BSH3)
Nn Dustin
(PFH3)
Clean Clam
(DCRW)
Son of a Swinger Man
(SeDH3)
Rubber Commando
(UHHH)
Yellow Summer Stream
(CTrH3)
Pussy Eating Trauma
(Charlotte Hash Ho...)
Let Me Clear My Throat
(Big Lick Hash Hou...)
Luke I Am Your Sharpie
(BeSnH3)
jerryz kidd
(SAH3)
Never Smell Me Cumming
(UHHH)
Dirty Virgin
(WBH3)
Abort Abort Abort
(Upstate Hash Hous...)
4 Whores & 2 Queers Ago
(UHHH)
Analkin ShitRoller
(Elbow Deep H3)
Stank ball corner pocket
(SHHH)
Cunt Swabula
(IMMCH3)
Goes Down on the Rebound
(AVLH3)
NFHN Yasmin - Trail only
(UHHH)
Virgin Opener
(AH4)
THFKA Dr Taco
(FTroopH3)
Cumz with Scotch
(FTroopH3)
LiqHer Hard
(MountainBeers Has...)
Goo Lite Special
(CTrH3)
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