Cost: $69*
Cum one cum all to the inaugural Georgia / South Carolina Interhash!!! In the future, this event will be shared / presented by all interested kennels in the two states, but it's starting here in the Upstate. Some of you still may be familiar with the property we'll be using, where Upstate held the 500th hash campout a couple years ago... at a brewery. But wait, there's more! Since we were there, they've completed a 9 hole disc golf course and lots of trails on the property. Swimming is permitted in the pond during the day.
No nudity in the brewery area.
No hashing beverages in the brewery.
Price for the weekend will be $69, and you'll get a pretty good deal for that:
Beer
Food
Friday night Shooting Start Trail
Event Patch
Beer
Toe Tag
Unique Event Shirt
Beer
Saturday afternoon shiggy trail
Lei
Beer
Port - o - shitters
Public showers
Beer
And... if you want to upgrade... AVOCADO TOAST with Saturday breakfast!
Part of us getting to use the property requires that we don't leave cars back in the camping area. So please don't do it. You can drive back to the camping area, then schlep your shit to where you want to set up camp, then park your car in the lot near the road... like everyone else will.
This should not have to be said... but we'll say it anyway. Consent. Get it. It's sexy. Ask for it. When you hear someone say "yes, I want you to do that with me", that's hot. Have the conversation. Make it funny if you want to. But get consent. Not getting consent only puts yourself at risk. Note that this is not gender specific - everyone needs it. The only exception is that if one person is asking for consent, unless otherwise stated, it may be assumed that their asking is implicitly granting their consent. I think that's enough said about this. Don't make us say more.
Lastly, no puppers allowed. Sorry, but the insurance we are required to carry by the land owner doesn't permit them.
Joe vs the Volcano!
BUG SPRAY. Sunburn lotion. Some type of shade if you don't trust trees. A tent or hammock or your A game if you're planning on sleeping in someone else's tent. A shot submission for your kennel for the shooting star trail. Condoms. Clothes or not. Swimsuit or not. Any alcohol you want outside of normal beer. Any food outside of what we'll be serving (TBD). Other normal camping shit.
including:
Clean Clam
(DCRW)
Just Cindy
(AVLH3)
Mr. Sulu's Sodomy
(HereticsH3)
Analkin ShitRoller
(Elbow Deep H3)
Hokie Poke Me
(CTrH3)
Stank ball corner pocket
(SHHH)
Ball Smasher Back Door Dasher
(AVLH3)
Never Smell Me Cumming
(UHHH)
4 Whores & 2 Queers Ago
(UHHH)
Cumz with Scotch
(FTroopH3)
Sasscrotch
(B2BH3)
Mynaise cannon
(LAFH3)
burnt rubber
(BSH3)
Golden Showers
(SCH4)
Pocket Full of Lube
(Louisville H3)
Goo Lite Special
(CTrH3)
Panda Pancake
(No-home)
Plugs Bunny
(TAH3)
Sweaty Nipples, Surprise!
(PhoenixH3)
Legend of Hidden Tampon
(VH3)
Commando Conundrum
(Space City/SH!T)
Electric Discharge
(Carolina Trash Ha...)
Cum Scout
(MCH3)
THFKA Dr Taco
(FTroopH3)
Concrete Suppository
(BDH3)
Just Krissie
(HH3)
Lightning Rod
(UHHH)
FahrFromFuken
(CTrH3)
Hershey Squirt
(Carolina Mutherfu...)
Moonlight Midget Sucker
(HCH3)
Son of a Swinger Man
(SeDH3)
HANDI
(Upstate Hash Hous...)
Farta Sutra
(SavH3)
Pinky and the TrainBang
(CTrH3)
Doesn’t dive down
(SHHH)
Rubber Commando
(UHHH)
Fellat Me No
(SavH3)
Give the Bitch a Ring
(WHHHH)
Backdoor to the future
(CTrH3)
Pussy Eating Trauma
(Charlotte Hash Ho...)
Yellow Summer Stream
(CTrH3)
Wood Work Her
(CH3)
jerryz kidd
(SAH3)
Cock A TuTu
(Tiny Hands H3)
Fourgasm
(SCH4)
Possum Choker
(CHHH)
Chewin on Tampins
(HH3)
Goes Down on the Rebound
(AVLH3)
Cunt Swabula
(IMMCH3)
Abort Abort Abort
(Upstate Hash Hous...)
SUPER Teflon Dong
(wGASH3)
Dirty Virgin
(WBH3)
Ultimate Fris-BONG!
(DTWH3)
Osama Bin Hashing
(DC Road Whores)
Nn Dustin
(PFH3)
20
(RH3)
Virgin Opener
(AH4)
Defenestration Evacuation
(UHHH)
Uranus
(CH3)
Just Marty
(UHHH)
NFHN Yasmin - Trail only
(UHHH)
Let Me Clear My Throat
(Big Lick Hash Hou...)
Sparky Sole Patch
(JaxBeachH3)
LiqHer Hard
(MountainBeers Has...)
Johnson In Johnson
(UHHH)
Chew-my-bacca
(UHHH)
I-Feel Tower
(Richmond HHH)
Luke I Am Your Sharpie
(BeSnH3)
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