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It is that time of year when you get runs with zombies, and this year is no different. According to movies there is safety third in numbers, so you invite all the people in your life that you would like to see get zombiefied instead of you.
For this event you should be prepared to get bloody, after all it is the first anal event. We encourage everyone but the hares to wear white or light colored threads that they don't mind getting zombie blood on, zombie blood may or may not leave a stain so plan accordingly.
Bring a change of "costume" or makeup so that when you get zombfied you can quickly change into character. The hares will be armed with zombie blood and brains and special zombie treats to trick or treat you into turning into a zombie or eradicating the virus in you.
The trail is prelaid, which on an anal run is good, because its good to practice anal before just jumping on it, or so we have heard. The zombie hares will give you just enough time and space to make you think you are comfortable, and then suddenly without warning they will jump on you and doo what hares doo, especially zombie hares. What doo hares doo, they jump from hole to hole and multiply.
Location: Cleveland Park
Bring: White leisure suits signed in blood by Don Johnson, zombie fixins, unloved ones, actual virgins to sacrifice to the zombies, white doctor smocks, zombie sticks, pre lubed zomcondoms, zombie ID charts, hash cash, and new shoes.
Trail: Dead, aka prelaid A to A, you will have to die to find out.
Hares: We need at least 2 or 3 hares to volunteer laying trail and starting as pre zombified hares. The number of hares depends on the size of the pack, in other words, size matters. Currently recruiting zombie hares. Chime in if you want to start dead!
We need actual real numbers for this event, so if possible put your real status in the going bar, not FB status which we all know means, Coming=Maybe, Maybe=No, No=Hell no I hate you.

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