This is the 7th Analversary of the dumbest idea ever. Years from now you will be able to tell your offspring/significant other/hospice nurse all about the time you did that thing. The 24 hour hash will be hosted in Greenville, SC. Starting at noon on May 23rd and ending on the 24th. We will have anywhere between 12 to 24 hares laying 12 trails. Trail shiggy may be from .69 to 6.69.
Safety may be 3rd but you won't die. You will need to eat and drink your fluids before, during and after the event. All participants should join the fb group to receive/check updates that will be posted leading up to the event and throughout the day of the event.

Rego Payment $71 goes to PayPal: 24hourhash@gmail.com Include both your Hash name, Nerd name and email in the message so we can mark you down and send a confirmation. It says "Jenn" that is correct.

Some details from 24 hour hash vets:
1. Multiple pairs shoes, at least 2 pairs you’ll need to switch out every trail. Failing to change your shoes every time will result in blisters, even if you don’t feel sweaty feet. At an extreme minimum, I would suggest changing your shoes insole if multiple pairs of shoes are not an option. Don’t be the wank who gets a blister on a blister you won’t walk right for a few days.

1. 12 pairs of socks. Change your socks at the end of every trail. Make it your priority to get out of your sock and shoes ASAP once you get to each finish. Go barefoot, walk in some grass and let your feet breathe and relax; if you have recovery slides, I would strongly recommend wearing those at circle and putting fresh socks and shoes on just before the pack gets underway for each
   trail.




2. Change of clothes. There is shiggy. You may stink or smell. Changing your clothes at some point through this event could may raise your spirits and the wankers who are stuck standing next to you in circle will thank you.




3. Dry Bag: The hash vehicle is a box trailer, and your belongings will be safe while you're on trail. This vehicle will also be at every circle and a beer stop or two. Pack your shit into a small enough bag to fit your stuff. Label it with your name so that it can be found by someone else if needed.




4. Technology: Bring your Cell phone with you, whether in person or in your dry bag. If you think that you may not make it to the next finish, call us, and we’ll cum pick you up.




5. We ask the pack to stay together as much as possible once that fourth to fifth trail fatigue starts to set in; you’ll know why I’m suggesting this. Use each other to motivate; this way, you can see that wank that may need to tap out. Our intent is to cater to walkers and runners; we want to see all of you complete our event.




6. Hares will only be told where they’re starting and stopping; it's up to them to find the way. Posts will be made on the Facebook/24-hour hash event page, so the pack will know where they are going if they get lost. So bring your tech. The hare coordinator for our event is Queefer Bi The Dozen, don't forget we are part of the South Harolina Patch Challenge! if you want to hare, send her a message!




7. FOOD!!!
   All you wanks will need energy; a hasher can’t run on Beer and Sex alone. Energy cums from food!!! Samwiches, snacks, fruit, and eggs will be available. We will provide a nice caloric dinner and midnight sexy chicken as well as a badass winners breakfast Sunday morning.
   Let us know if you have a food allergy or an issue. Have a form of money; many stops will have a gas station or food place nearby or along the way.




8. Crash space: Our Crash Space Coordinator is Wax on Whacks Off. Contact this lovely Harriette for limited crash space at various homes in the area. Driving tired AF is not a good idea so be prepared and be ready for the conclusion of this great shit show. When crash space coordinator is out of space, either find a long lost hasher in the area yourself or get a room at the hotel we coordinated with.




9. Coordinated hotel: This is 1.2 Miles from the start location or .8 from center of downtown. Good for sleep, and being super close, not much else. This isn't a hotel event. Most of the locals will be downtown to greet you early wankers!

LINK: QUALITY INN CLICK HERE

Rego Payment $71 goes to PayPal: 24hourhash@gmail.com Include both your Hash name, Nerd name and email in the message so we can mark you down and send a confirmation.

Rego includes: 12 trails of beer, food, water, snacks and meals. Patch and gimmie too. Completionists get a wonderful assortment of bruises, sores, achy bodies and a crappy award.
REFUND DEADLINE: May 3, 2026
There will be a Facebook page for those that rego. If you would like to hare a leg info will be on the page.
We will share ideas for hotel information if needed.
A link to the event page will be posted/sent out once rego opens.

Tour de Greenville