This event will be specifically for hashers who have paid for their rego costs! We do not mind if you would like friends or muggles to join, as long as they pay just like everyone else. We are attempting to make this a hasher experience for everyone! Also, kids are welcome the day of the eclipse (we will require the full price for children). However, Sunday night will be explicitly 21 and above! Thank you!

August 21st presents a once in a lifetime anomaly. For those of you who have been hiding under a rock or in a constant drunken stupor, on that day a total eclipse of the sun will occur at 2:37 P.M. Yoron Weed and his trusty sidekick, WoodFuck have decided to make the most of this grand chance to get you fucks drunk with us to enjoy it!

IMPORTANT, this event will now be strictly BYOB and food. Because of that, we are reducing the price down from the original $45 to $20. We are not getting the numbers we have hoped for, so we will now be asking people to bring their own drinks and food with them. We are hoping to have a "pot luck" style for dinner, so please bring something to share for Sunday night. Also, Shady Lady has offered up a giant smoker for use on her property if someone would like to take advantage of that! Yoron and I will have a large cooler of various drinks for circles as well as to share around the campground as well. Thank you!

Cost: $20 for those who wish to participate in the campout Sunday night (see what is included in costs below), a fee of $15 will be charged to those who wish just to join us the day of the event, August 21st, 2017!

What your money gets you:

The opportunity to stay at the magnificent Shady Lady's Resort!

2.....count them now....2 magnificently laid trails (or you all get lost, whichever).

A commemorative patch that will never be remade in this lifetime! (Patches will be ordered the day after the event and will be shipped to attendees!)

Certified Safety total eclipse-viewing glasses, we wouldn't want you to go blind and never see the sexiness that is WoodFuck again!

*(for those who only pay for the day of the event, you will get the commemorative patch and viewing glasses.

PSA: Shady Lady has offered her property to anyone who may wish to camp there early, if you would like to take advantage of this, please email Yoron Weed @ dblaneymd@gmail.com (please include your nerd name, hash name, and a telephone number to reach you if necessary). You will be charged $5 per day for staying there, and you will be on your own for food and beer.

PSA 2.0: Traffic will most likely be a shitshow the day of the eclipse, so please keep in mind for those of you coming the day of to plan for that! Be safe out there wankers; we want all your sexy asses there in one piece preferably! On-On!

Total Eclipse of the Hash

Camping shit, bug spray, fleshlights, thirst for alcohol, and the excitement to experience a once in a lifetime event!