Cost: $136*
After many conversations and much consideration DFWH3 has decided on the new TXIH 2020 date: August 14-16 2020. Though we all have concerns about an August date, we had even more concerns about intentionally pushing back to next year. If you are looking for a rego, please sign up on the waiting list.
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This is officially the unofficial packing list of TXIH things you should bring along with everything else you need: Your own unique Vessel (none will be provided), A second unique vessel for WATER, sunscreen, bug spray, extra drinking water/ice, cleaning wipes, hand sanitizer, Bring. A. Mask., personal shade device (hat, umbrella, whatever), hydration stuffs, costumes (see schedule for themes), personal camp fan/cooling device, BRING. A. MASK., liquor if you're into that kinda thing...
BYOT
It's a campout. Bring your camping stuff or arrange with someone local to borrow some camping stuff.
Reindeer Manor - 410 Houston School Rd, Red Oak, TX 75154
Gates open at 10am. Check-in as you enter.
Kegs tapped at 12pm.
Meals provided: dinner
Haunted house, open 9pm to Midnight.
Theme: 20/20 Vision (Nerd Night)
There will be trail, olympdics, etc.
Meals provided: breakfast, lunch, dinner
Theme: Whoring/Horroring 20's
All good things must end. You don't have to leave immediately, but you do have to leave eventually.
Meals provided: breakfast
GTFO: 2pm
Theme: Hangover
including:
Tie Me Up Emo
(eATMeH3)
Scuba Steve
(NoH3-)
Eat-A-Pole Complex
(Voodoo H3)
Rock, Paper, Strippers
(SDH3)
Deporta Potty
(DallasH3)
Just Bobby
(AH3)
Just Person
(Huzzah H3)
Toe Butter
(eATMeH3)
Ole Yell Her
(Flour Mound H3)
Pipe Sloth
(noDuhhh)
Just Pam
(LGH3)
BEEFEATER
(SH4)
Squirt On Saturdays
(DFW-H3)
Tird in the Beaver
(RIH3)
Strap On Elvis
(BMH3)
HEADTeller
(Larrikins/TRASH/NGS)
Pink Slit
(EPH3)
Kennel My Kiddie
(CTrH3)
Whore's Bath
(TITS)
Drowning in Dick
(Mosquito H3)
Terro-jism
(eATMeH3)
Little Stick
(Houston H3)
Lick N Slide
(TITS)
Big Gulp
(Muenster H3)
Fallopian dude
(HEADTellers bitch h3)
Platterpuss
(Houston H3)
Hunt for Head October
(Flower Mound H3)
Caught Red Handed
(HABH3)
Big booty hoe
(EPH3)
Ovulator
(Dallas)
No Cunttrol
(VoodooH3)
Pretzel
(Texas Crab Hash)
Fuck-A-Bear Workshop
(H4)
Pump and Dump
(TITS)
White Girl Wasted
(Xxxtrath3)
No Name Matthew
(OmahaH3)
Homoglobin
(BMH3)
Infidellatio
(EWH3)
Alley Cat
(AH3)
3-Way Plug
(MOOOOUSTON)
Hot Ham Wallet
(BMH3)
Brother Darryl Or My Other Brother Darryl
(SAH3)
DFL
(eATMeH3)
Cocktistic
(B2H3)
The Cocktease Falcon
(EWH3)
Poly Mammary
(GalvH3)
It’s Never Long Enough
(Dallas H3)
How Big is Your Mouth?!?
(DFWH3)
Squeef
(AH3)
Cockó Bel Grãnde
(OBH3)
Sucks the Dick/Shoots the Dude
(IndyScent)
Year of the Dong
Too Many Naughty Trannies
(SAH3)
Down Down to Tuna Town
(OKCW3H3)
Holy hic-cock
(BALH3)
Mouthy Bitch
(Anchorage Alaska H3)
Used Rubber
(Eph3 )
Fast and Bicurious
(WH4-DCRW)
Just Desi
(SAH3)
Daddy's Big Load
(Dallas H3)
Chippen Failz
(FTH3)
I’m On My Pyramid
(AH3)
Pier 1 Butt Plug
(Kawh3)
Krickets Fly Free
(DUHHH)
Inbred
(DFWH3)
Asswip'e
(BoiseH3)
Anal Adventure
(FWH3)
Swallow my Cummitment
(BJH3)
4 Fucks Cakes
(SembachH3)
Hippie Swallow
(Mastrubation H3)
Just Ben
(BoulderH3)
Tainted Loveseat
(LGH3)
No No Square
(DH3)
jerryz kidd
(sah3)
Geek
(Houston H3)
Semicuntductor
(Kawh3)
Pukey Tickle Twat
(TITS)
Chocolate Lady
(VoodooH3)
Jack in the Bus
(A_H3)
Little Shop of Horrors
(LRH3)
Crack For Beer
(TTTH3)
Red foreskin
(eATMe BCSH3)
Masturgator
(Brass Monkey H3)
Cock Ness Monster
(VoodooH3)
CunniCLINKus
(VoodooH3)
Explosive Glittoris
(VoodooH3)
Twater moccasin
(CSCH3)
Titty Puke
(ECH3)
I’m So Rong
(Huzzah Hash House...)
Just Michelle
(Lake Charles Mudbugs)
Advanced Sexy Kitty
Bitch Whisperer
(EPH3)
The Udder Ho
(SHIT)
Carniwhore
(MOOOOUSTON)
Nuthin' But Net
(Kimchi H3)
Daddy-WarFucks
(SAH3)
Poop! There It Is
(W3H3)
Toys4twats
(ARH3)
UB Paloma
(eATMe H3)
Scrummie Seconds
(VDH3)
Hung Daddy Tutu
(Special Moments H3)
Beer Ray
(GCH3)
Smearmeoff
(Eph3 )
Poophole Loophole
(MOOOOUSTON)
Smut Mutt
(AH3)
Horsefli Drivebi
(Houston)
Kate perry
(Camp Fancy Pants ...)
Aryan Sisterhood
(BMH3)
Temple of Poon
(EPH3)
4get-me-nutz
(HABH3)
Big Bloody Ketchup
(AH3)
Dickless Tracy
(Houston)
Meatless Wonder
(Austin H3)
Ub saul
(eATMeH3)
Stank Dick
(Choo Choo H3)
Straight As A Fucking Arrow
(Huzzah_H3)
Muddy Mulligan
(DFWH3)
Top Shelf
(New Orleans H3 (T...)
Pastor Oil
(KissMyH3)
Wrong Dong Thong
(FWH3)
Quality Asshole (QnA)
(P2H4)
BigJerk
(Water Bear H3)
Santa on crack
(Sah3)
Dick Assley
(Moving On-On Over...)
Yellow Rose of Texas
(DFW-H3)
Ho Ho
(Dallas)
Back That Ass Up
(DH3)
Tits Baaaaad
(SAH3)
I Prefer Carpet
(MPLS_H3)
Dirty Hairy
(FtWH3)
KatchUp
(Brass Monkey H3)
Mouth Organ
(Houston Ankle Bit...)
Kneel and Bob
(FUH3)
Chum Dumpster
(VoodooH3)
4-Play
(Dallas)
McPisser
(Houston)
Porta Puke
(DFWH3)
Jedi Mind Wank
(DFWH3)
Bacon Drippn's
(DallasH3)
Just James
(Smooth Kitty H3)
Vaginal vortex
(Ruff packH3)
Donut Holer
(DUFF H3)
Spin Cycle
(Houston)
Ben Dover R My Panties Showin'
(DallasH3)
Weee balls
(Kawh3)
Dresses with Wolves
(Brass Monkey H3)
Raisin Smuggler
(BMH3)
2-Mennonite
(Houston H3)
Helicocktor
(TITS)
Tater Tits
(DFWH3)
Let the Babies Hit the Floor
(NODUH)
Something about Lindsey Lohan
(EWH3)
Horse Nuts McGee
(Wako H3, Waco TX)
Ptera-DIC-tyl
(LGH3)
Fuck u Knave
(Knuckledraggers H3)
Mad Maxipad
(Huzzah_H3)
Puke
(Houston)
PeeCock
(LGH3)
Vagineer
(MOOOOUSTON)
Me So Thorny
(SAH3)
Bonesucker
(AH3)
My Boyfriend Joe
(Dallas)
McTingle My Taco
(eATMeH3)
Altered Boy
(SAH3)
Li'l Chicken Choker
(GQ Quarterly H3)
Just Jazmin
(DFWH3)
CockTails! Woo-oo!
NFHN Karen
(Camp Fancy Pants ...)
Homodynamics
(Kawh3)
Titty Bar
(HCH3)
Joseph Marquez
(Camp Fancy Pants ...)
Shix Appeal
(MiamiH3)
Spread Eagle
(eATMeH3)
Egg Beater
(TITS)
Holey Clit, Batman!
(eATMeH3)
Cock-a-shot'll-do
(eATMeH3)
Doktor Spankenstein
(SAH3)
Cums Alone
(AuroraH3)
Whitney MuthaFuckin Houston
(DFWH3)
Pussy Juice Cocktail
(C2H3)
Full Service
(P2H4)
8 Small
(ACHH)
Yard Ralph
(eATMe BCSH3)
Infested.BFK
(Houston)
FUPA
(AH3)
Deepthroat Corndog
(CLH3)
Prince Docker
(Survivor H3)
Hi on Pot
(eATMeH3)
Pink Panty Poacher
(DFWH3)
Moose Shocka
(AH3)
Bump Her Stick Her
(AH3)
Ho White & the 7 Dwarfs
(A2H3)
Ranger Smurf
(C2H3)
Dodgeballs
(CHOLLAH3/MrHH3 )
Thee Lawnmoaner
(Noh3)
Clam slammer
(Jhavalina H3)
I Dream of Weenie
(Keep Austin Weird...)
Just Jesse
(Kawh3)
DTR
(BMH3)
Evaporated MILF
(BJH3)
Faming Flaggett
(DUHHH)
Faux Poo
(MOOOOUSTON)
Pierced Vagina Cleaner
(TITS)
DWI
(BoiseH3)
Butter Bling
(ICBINMH3)
Fist Her Twice
(Huzzah_H3)
Just Dan
(Lake Charles Mudbugs)
Beddy Boop
(eATMeH3)
Outside cat
(BMH3)
Sweet Teets
(SAH3)
Squeely Dan
(SAH3)
HermaphroditesOnUnicycles
(ScotchH3)
Fucking Shyster
(Houston)
Soft Erections Are Noble (SEANob)
(eATMeH3)
Jizzum & Jettison
(Survivor H3)
Slide into me
(SAH3)
Bubble Cumm
(GQ Quartely H3)
Shiggy Stardust!
(VoodooH3)
Kumoniwannleiya
(GH3)
Toaster Tongs
(TTTH3)
Freddy mercury can't play kickball
(San antonio kiss ...)
DickLover
(TCH)
Just Kevin
(DFW-H3)
down N dirty
(SAH3)
Pimp doggie dawg
(Gh3)
Captain Save-A-Ho
(SAH3)
Tanned Peaches
(DFWH3 (fwh3))
Nice Spread
(DFWH3)
octopussy
(h4)
Old faithful
(mosquito h3)
Cum Dumpling
(EWH3)
Tranny Klause
(NoDuh)
Deadhead
(FWH3)
Brown And Sticky
(SAH3)
Kinky Rider
(DFWH3)
Name My Vagina
(Dallas)
Buy Fellatio
(MOOOOUSTON)
Just Deb
(AH3)
Clitter
(Hh4)
Too Sexy For My Shorts
(P2H4)
Swine Floozy
(Kawh3)
Just Taylor
(Kawh3)
Cougarrand
(Houston H3)
Cougar Moist Panties
(TITS)
The Chandler Handler
(TITS)
Shiver Me Titters
(BJH3)
Pornarotti
(AH3)
Kinky Candied Ham
(Huzzah_H3)
Toyota Rollova
(VoodooH3)
Taint the Rainbow
(SAH3)
Exhi-booty-nist
(SAH3)
Rojo Hammer Toe
(AuroraH3)
My Little Boner
(eATMeH3)
Lind Bang Her Please
(KissMyH3)
Gagamale
(RPH3)
Chippenfail
(KMH3)
Just Katya (MOOOOUSTON)
Oscar Not-So-WIlde
(EPH3/Dallas H3)
Just Dave
(LH3)
Quiver in the River
(OKCW3H3)
EitherWay
(DTDH3)
Cave of Wonders
(Huzzah_H3)
Cumbusta Ho
(Rph3)
Flying Penis
(DFWH3)
Just chad
(BMH3)
Nipples are Hard Math is Easy
(SAH3)
Suckers Bet
(SembachH3)
NoGirth
(P2H4)
Noodling
(MH3 and LGH3)
Just Max
(Hill Country HASH...)
Whistle 4 Sex
(Ruff Pack H3 )
TreeREX
(eATMeH3)
Just Becki
(Lake Charles Mudbugs)
Geronimo
(LH3)
Tits for Tots
(T.I.T.S.)
Cleveland Clothesline
(eATMeH3)
Vienna Sausage Party
(Kawh3)
Shiny Tiny
(AH3)
Mac Splatty
(CUH3)
Croc of Shit
(BMH3)
Red Rocket Rider
(DUHHH)
Dry Hose
(AH3)
Ied
(ARH3)
Mr. Hanky
(Austin H3)
Hard dickens cider
(BMH3)
Drymple
(Dfwh3)
Red Menace
(DFWH3)
Pinoquiknows
(FLHHH)
Inappropriate
(Houston)
Take Me Out to the Frat Boys
(Kawh3)
Backbeard
(DUHHH)
Just Anna
(Nomad Hash House ...)
E.R.I.C
(Traveling Bimbos H3)
Just Sandra
(Huzzah_H3)
Fairy cat shit
(GLTRCTYH3)
Pink Fanny
(DUHHH)
Armed & Manger-ous
(TrvlWhrH3)
@ss Gagger
(Kawh3)
Roadrash
(DFW-H3)
My Name is Forest... Forest Green
(Houston)
Black Sheep Moan
(KAW! H3)
ESPN
(BMH3)
Mount gushmore
(Wandering whore)
Little man in a boat
(MCH3)
Clam Slammed
(Corpus Christi ha...)
PUBIC MANICURE STYLIST (PMS)
(Bay Area Larrikin...)
C4
(LGH3)
Womb Raider
(SAH3)
Drag Queen
(SacH3)
Just Greg
(Houston)
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