Cost: $136*
After many conversations and much consideration DFWH3 has decided on the new TXIH 2020 date: August 14-16 2020. Though we all have concerns about an August date, we had even more concerns about intentionally pushing back to next year. If you are looking for a rego, please sign up on the waiting list.
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This is officially the unofficial packing list of TXIH things you should bring along with everything else you need: Your own unique Vessel (none will be provided), A second unique vessel for WATER, sunscreen, bug spray, extra drinking water/ice, cleaning wipes, hand sanitizer, Bring. A. Mask., personal shade device (hat, umbrella, whatever), hydration stuffs, costumes (see schedule for themes), personal camp fan/cooling device, BRING. A. MASK., liquor if you're into that kinda thing...
BYOT
It's a campout. Bring your camping stuff or arrange with someone local to borrow some camping stuff.
Reindeer Manor - 410 Houston School Rd, Red Oak, TX 75154
Gates open at 10am. Check-in as you enter.
Kegs tapped at 12pm.
Meals provided: dinner
Haunted house, open 9pm to Midnight.
Theme: 20/20 Vision (Nerd Night)
There will be trail, olympdics, etc.
Meals provided: breakfast, lunch, dinner
Theme: Whoring/Horroring 20's
All good things must end. You don't have to leave immediately, but you do have to leave eventually.
Meals provided: breakfast
GTFO: 2pm
Theme: Hangover
including:
Drowning in Dick
(Mosquito H3)
Just Kevin
(DFW-H3)
Tranny Klause
(NoDuh)
Toys4twats
(ARH3)
Jizzum & Jettison
(Survivor H3)
octopussy
(h4)
Horsefli Drivebi
(Houston)
DFL
(eATMeH3)
Pornarotti
(AH3)
Mac Splatty
(CUH3)
Thee Lawnmoaner
(Noh3)
Pier 1 Butt Plug
(Kawh3)
Mount gushmore
(Wandering whore)
Shiny Tiny
(AH3)
Bacon Drippn's
(DallasH3)
Big Bloody Ketchup
(AH3)
Tainted Loveseat
(LGH3)
Year of the Dong
Just Jazmin
(DFWH3)
Poophole Loophole
(MOOOOUSTON)
Hunt for Head October
(Flower Mound H3)
Womb Raider
(SAH3)
Deadhead
(FWH3)
KatchUp
(Brass Monkey H3)
Pukey Tickle Twat
(TITS)
Just Pam
(LGH3)
Full Service
(P2H4)
Cocktistic
(B2H3)
Kinky Rider
(DFWH3)
Tird in the Beaver
(RIH3)
Me So Thorny
(SAH3)
Toyota Rollova
(VoodooH3)
No Name Matthew
(OmahaH3)
Tater Tits
(DFWH3)
Holy hic-cock
(BALH3)
Pastor Oil
(KissMyH3)
Just Taylor
(Kawh3)
Mad Maxipad
(Huzzah_H3)
Pretzel
(Texas Crab Hash)
Chocolate Lady
(VoodooH3)
Taint the Rainbow
(SAH3)
Altered Boy
(SAH3)
EitherWay
(DTDH3)
Slide into me
(SAH3)
Freddy mercury can't play kickball
(San antonio kiss ...)
White Girl Wasted
(Xxxtrath3)
Prince Docker
(Survivor H3)
Egg Beater
(TITS)
Hung Daddy Tutu
(Special Moments H3)
Ho White & the 7 Dwarfs
(A2H3)
Just James
(Smooth Kitty H3)
Tits for Tots
(T.I.T.S.)
Cock Ness Monster
(VoodooH3)
Swallow my Cummitment
(BJH3)
4 Fucks Cakes
(SembachH3)
Kinky Candied Ham
(Huzzah_H3)
Lind Bang Her Please
(KissMyH3)
Little Shop of Horrors
(LRH3)
Buy Fellatio
(MOOOOUSTON)
Quiver in the River
(OKCW3H3)
Just Michelle
(Lake Charles Mudbugs)
4-Play
(Dallas)
Kennel My Kiddie
(CTrH3)
Crack For Beer
(TTTH3)
Dry Hose
(AH3)
Dresses with Wolves
(Brass Monkey H3)
Tie Me Up Emo
(eATMeH3)
Beddy Boop
(eATMeH3)
Toaster Tongs
(TTTH3)
HermaphroditesOnUnicycles
(ScotchH3)
No Cunttrol
(VoodooH3)
Advanced Sexy Kitty
Deporta Potty
(DallasH3)
Just Becki
(Lake Charles Mudbugs)
Shiggy Stardust!
(VoodooH3)
Dick Assley
(Moving On-On Over...)
Just Jesse
(Kawh3)
Just Katya (MOOOOUSTON)
Just Desi
(SAH3)
Wrong Dong Thong
(FWH3)
Fuck u Knave
(Knuckledraggers H3)
Squirt On Saturdays
(DFW-H3)
Tanned Peaches
(DFWH3 (fwh3))
HEADTeller
(Larrikins/TRASH/NGS)
Clam Slammed
(Corpus Christi ha...)
Ranger Smurf
(C2H3)
Too Many Naughty Trannies
(SAH3)
Armed & Manger-ous
(TrvlWhrH3)
Quality Asshole (QnA)
(P2H4)
Fuck-A-Bear Workshop
(H4)
Stank Dick
(Choo Choo H3)
Faux Poo
(MOOOOUSTON)
Titty Bar
(HCH3)
Shiver Me Titters
(BJH3)
Nuthin' But Net
(Kimchi H3)
4get-me-nutz
(HABH3)
Ub saul
(eATMeH3)
Deepthroat Corndog
(CLH3)
Just Dave
(LH3)
Straight As A Fucking Arrow
(Huzzah_H3)
Let the Babies Hit the Floor
(NODUH)
Hi on Pot
(eATMeH3)
Bitch Whisperer
(EPH3)
Chippen Failz
(FTH3)
Outside cat
(BMH3)
Kate perry
(Camp Fancy Pants ...)
Hippie Swallow
(Mastrubation H3)
Raisin Smuggler
(BMH3)
Daddy-WarFucks
(SAH3)
Fast and Bicurious
(WH4-DCRW)
Suckers Bet
(SembachH3)
No No Square
(DH3)
Mr. Hanky
(Austin H3)
Whitney MuthaFuckin Houston
(DFWH3)
Vienna Sausage Party
(Kawh3)
Homodynamics
(Kawh3)
Puke
(Houston)
Big Gulp
(Muenster H3)
Pierced Vagina Cleaner
(TITS)
UB Paloma
(eATMe H3)
PeeCock
(LGH3)
DickLover
(TCH)
ESPN
(BMH3)
Croc of Shit
(BMH3)
I’m So Rong
(Huzzah Hash House...)
Geronimo
(LH3)
Cockó Bel Grãnde
(OBH3)
Pinoquiknows
(FLHHH)
Just Sandra
(Huzzah_H3)
Just Max
(Hill Country HASH...)
Pump and Dump
(TITS)
Joseph Marquez
(Camp Fancy Pants ...)
Take Me Out to the Frat Boys
(Kawh3)
The Chandler Handler
(TITS)
Swine Floozy
(Kawh3)
BigJerk
(Water Bear H3)
Pink Slit
(EPH3)
Ied
(ARH3)
Just Ben
(BoulderH3)
Weee balls
(Kawh3)
Ole Yell Her
(Flour Mound H3)
Dodgeballs
(CHOLLAH3/MrHH3 )
Yard Ralph
(eATMe BCSH3)
Pink Panty Poacher
(DFWH3)
Nice Spread
(DFWH3)
Flying Penis
(DFWH3)
Poly Mammary
(GalvH3)
Ovulator
(Dallas)
Too Sexy For My Shorts
(P2H4)
Alley Cat
(AH3)
Butter Bling
(ICBINMH3)
Lick N Slide
(TITS)
Pink Fanny
(DUHHH)
Just Person
(Huzzah H3)
Just chad
(BMH3)
Sweet Teets
(SAH3)
Jack in the Bus
(A_H3)
Vagineer
(MOOOOUSTON)
Santa on crack
(Sah3)
Mouthy Bitch
(Anchorage Alaska H3)
E.R.I.C
(Traveling Bimbos H3)
Roadrash
(DFW-H3)
Spin Cycle
(Houston)
I’m On My Pyramid
(AH3)
Just Bobby
(AH3)
McTingle My Taco
(eATMeH3)
Cave of Wonders
(Huzzah_H3)
Captain Save-A-Ho
(SAH3)
Mouth Organ
(Houston Ankle Bit...)
Just Greg
(Houston)
Big booty hoe
(EPH3)
Daddy's Big Load
(Dallas H3)
Dickless Tracy
(Houston)
How Big is Your Mouth?!?
(DFWH3)
2-Mennonite
(Houston H3)
Semicuntductor
(Kawh3)
Scrummie Seconds
(VDH3)
Cougarrand
(Houston H3)
The Udder Ho
(SHIT)
Noodling
(MH3 and LGH3)
Backbeard
(DUHHH)
Clam slammer
(Jhavalina H3)
Whistle 4 Sex
(Ruff Pack H3 )
Drymple
(Dfwh3)
Whore's Bath
(TITS)
@ss Gagger
(Kawh3)
Just Deb
(AH3)
Inbred
(DFWH3)
Smut Mutt
(AH3)
NFHN Karen
(Camp Fancy Pants ...)
down N dirty
(SAH3)
Squeely Dan
(SAH3)
Porta Puke
(DFWH3)
Asswip'e
(BoiseH3)
PUBIC MANICURE STYLIST (PMS)
(Bay Area Larrikin...)
Meatless Wonder
(Austin H3)
Fairy cat shit
(GLTRCTYH3)
Little Stick
(Houston H3)
Cumbusta Ho
(Rph3)
Cougar Moist Panties
(TITS)
Sucks the Dick/Shoots the Dude
(IndyScent)
The Cocktease Falcon
(EWH3)
Kumoniwannleiya
(GH3)
Cums Alone
(AuroraH3)
Rojo Hammer Toe
(AuroraH3)
I Prefer Carpet
(MPLS_H3)
Hard dickens cider
(BMH3)
Twater moccasin
(CSCH3)
Just Dan
(Lake Charles Mudbugs)
Fucking Shyster
(Houston)
Cock-a-shot'll-do
(eATMeH3)
Strap On Elvis
(BMH3)
Horse Nuts McGee
(Wako H3, Waco TX)
Brown And Sticky
(SAH3)
Bump Her Stick Her
(AH3)
Titty Puke
(ECH3)
Explosive Glittoris
(VoodooH3)
Little man in a boat
(MCH3)
Cum Dumpling
(EWH3)
8 Small
(ACHH)
It’s Never Long Enough
(Dallas H3)
Ho Ho
(Dallas)
TreeREX
(eATMeH3)
Toe Butter
(eATMeH3)
Terro-jism
(eATMeH3)
Infested.BFK
(Houston)
Bubble Cumm
(GQ Quartely H3)
Red Menace
(DFWH3)
Smearmeoff
(Eph3 )
Nipples are Hard Math is Easy
(SAH3)
Evaporated MILF
(BJH3)
Masturgator
(Brass Monkey H3)
Aryan Sisterhood
(BMH3)
Inappropriate
(Houston)
Jedi Mind Wank
(DFWH3)
Poop! There It Is
(W3H3)
Infidellatio
(EWH3)
My Name is Forest... Forest Green
(Houston)
Red foreskin
(eATMe BCSH3)
Temple of Poon
(EPH3)
Brother Darryl Or My Other Brother Darryl
(SAH3)
BEEFEATER
(SH4)
Top Shelf
(New Orleans H3 (T...)
Shix Appeal
(MiamiH3)
Pipe Sloth
(noDuhhh)
Geek
(Houston H3)
Kneel and Bob
(FUH3)
Old faithful
(mosquito h3)
CunniCLINKus
(VoodooH3)
Pimp doggie dawg
(Gh3)
Ben Dover R My Panties Showin'
(DallasH3)
Something about Lindsey Lohan
(EWH3)
My Boyfriend Joe
(Dallas)
DTR
(BMH3)
Moose Shocka
(AH3)
Used Rubber
(Eph3 )
Squeef
(AH3)
Helicocktor
(TITS)
Black Sheep Moan
(KAW! H3)
Soft Erections Are Noble (SEANob)
(eATMeH3)
Anal Adventure
(FWH3)
DWI
(BoiseH3)
Holey Clit, Batman!
(eATMeH3)
CockTails! Woo-oo!
Muddy Mulligan
(DFWH3)
Eat-A-Pole Complex
(Voodoo H3)
I Dream of Weenie
(Keep Austin Weird...)
Hot Ham Wallet
(BMH3)
Rock, Paper, Strippers
(SDH3)
Chippenfail
(KMH3)
Gagamale
(RPH3)
Just Anna
(Nomad Hash House ...)
Donut Holer
(DUFF H3)
Oscar Not-So-WIlde
(EPH3/Dallas H3)
NoGirth
(P2H4)
FUPA
(AH3)
Beer Ray
(GCH3)
Vaginal vortex
(Ruff packH3)
Exhi-booty-nist
(SAH3)
Red Rocket Rider
(DUHHH)
Name My Vagina
(Dallas)
Cleveland Clothesline
(eATMeH3)
Down Down to Tuna Town
(OKCW3H3)
McPisser
(Houston)
Caught Red Handed
(HABH3)
3-Way Plug
(MOOOOUSTON)
Spread Eagle
(eATMeH3)
Fallopian dude
(HEADTellers bitch h3)
Carniwhore
(MOOOOUSTON)
C4
(LGH3)
Back That Ass Up
(DH3)
Dirty Hairy
(FtWH3)
Li'l Chicken Choker
(GQ Quarterly H3)
Pussy Juice Cocktail
(C2H3)
Doktor Spankenstein
(SAH3)
Tits Baaaaad
(SAH3)
Faming Flaggett
(DUHHH)
Scuba Steve
(NoH3-)
My Little Boner
(eATMeH3)
Platterpuss
(Houston H3)
Ptera-DIC-tyl
(LGH3)
Bonesucker
(AH3)
Drag Queen
(SacH3)
Homoglobin
(BMH3)
Krickets Fly Free
(DUHHH)
jerryz kidd
(sah3)
Fist Her Twice
(Huzzah_H3)
Chum Dumpster
(VoodooH3)
Clitter
(Hh4)
Yellow Rose of Texas
(DFW-H3)
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