Cost: $136*
After many conversations and much consideration DFWH3 has decided on the new TXIH 2020 date: August 14-16 2020. Though we all have concerns about an August date, we had even more concerns about intentionally pushing back to next year. If you are looking for a rego, please sign up on the waiting list.
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This is officially the unofficial packing list of TXIH things you should bring along with everything else you need: Your own unique Vessel (none will be provided), A second unique vessel for WATER, sunscreen, bug spray, extra drinking water/ice, cleaning wipes, hand sanitizer, Bring. A. Mask., personal shade device (hat, umbrella, whatever), hydration stuffs, costumes (see schedule for themes), personal camp fan/cooling device, BRING. A. MASK., liquor if you're into that kinda thing...
BYOT
It's a campout. Bring your camping stuff or arrange with someone local to borrow some camping stuff.
Reindeer Manor - 410 Houston School Rd, Red Oak, TX 75154
Gates open at 10am. Check-in as you enter.
Kegs tapped at 12pm.
Meals provided: dinner
Haunted house, open 9pm to Midnight.
Theme: 20/20 Vision (Nerd Night)
There will be trail, olympdics, etc.
Meals provided: breakfast, lunch, dinner
Theme: Whoring/Horroring 20's
All good things must end. You don't have to leave immediately, but you do have to leave eventually.
Meals provided: breakfast
GTFO: 2pm
Theme: Hangover
including:
Quality Asshole (QnA)
(P2H4)
Chocolate Lady
(VoodooH3)
Just Deb
(AH3)
Cougarrand
(Houston H3)
Lind Bang Her Please
(KissMyH3)
Homoglobin
(BMH3)
Little Stick
(Houston H3)
Fallopian dude
(HEADTellers bitch h3)
Kumoniwannleiya
(GH3)
Cock-a-shot'll-do
(eATMeH3)
Infidellatio
(EWH3)
Tie Me Up Emo
(eATMeH3)
Just Jesse
(Kawh3)
Just Kevin
(DFW-H3)
Ole Yell Her
(Flour Mound H3)
Tits for Tots
(T.I.T.S.)
Homodynamics
(Kawh3)
Geronimo
(LH3)
Holy hic-cock
(BALH3)
I’m So Rong
(Huzzah Hash House...)
Eat-A-Pole Complex
(Voodoo H3)
Shiver Me Titters
(BJH3)
Cum Dumpling
(EWH3)
Chum Dumpster
(VoodooH3)
Ub saul
(eATMeH3)
Inappropriate
(Houston)
Cougar Moist Panties
(TITS)
Hippie Swallow
(Mastrubation H3)
Chippen Failz
(FTH3)
My Little Boner
(eATMeH3)
Dickless Tracy
(Houston)
McTingle My Taco
(eATMeH3)
Too Sexy For My Shorts
(P2H4)
Just Pam
(LGH3)
Holey Clit, Batman!
(eATMeH3)
The Udder Ho
(SHIT)
Beddy Boop
(eATMeH3)
down N dirty
(SAH3)
Pink Fanny
(DUHHH)
Used Rubber
(Eph3 )
The Cocktease Falcon
(EWH3)
Scrummie Seconds
(VDH3)
Poophole Loophole
(MOOOOUSTON)
Masturgator
(Brass Monkey H3)
Poop! There It Is
(W3H3)
Prince Docker
(Survivor H3)
Infested.BFK
(Houston)
Jizzum & Jettison
(Survivor H3)
Platterpuss
(Houston H3)
NoGirth
(P2H4)
UB Paloma
(eATMe H3)
Quiver in the River
(OKCW3H3)
Pretzel
(Texas Crab Hash)
Nice Spread
(DFWH3)
Daddy's Big Load
(Dallas H3)
Daddy-WarFucks
(SAH3)
Stank Dick
(Choo Choo H3)
Just Taylor
(Kawh3)
Brother Darryl Or My Other Brother Darryl
(SAH3)
Just James
(Smooth Kitty H3)
Cumbusta Ho
(Rph3)
Tainted Loveseat
(LGH3)
Advanced Sexy Kitty
Drowning in Dick
(Mosquito H3)
Pornarotti
(AH3)
Just Bobby
(AH3)
Pump and Dump
(TITS)
NFHN Karen
(Camp Fancy Pants ...)
Pipe Sloth
(noDuhhh)
How Big is Your Mouth?!?
(DFWH3)
Bonesucker
(AH3)
Just Max
(Hill Country HASH...)
Drag Queen
(SacH3)
Squeef
(AH3)
Tits Baaaaad
(SAH3)
Nuthin' But Net
(Kimchi H3)
Me So Thorny
(SAH3)
Yard Ralph
(eATMe BCSH3)
Nipples are Hard Math is Easy
(SAH3)
Soft Erections Are Noble (SEANob)
(eATMeH3)
Doktor Spankenstein
(SAH3)
It’s Never Long Enough
(Dallas H3)
Red foreskin
(eATMe BCSH3)
Tanned Peaches
(DFWH3 (fwh3))
Whitney MuthaFuckin Houston
(DFWH3)
CunniCLINKus
(VoodooH3)
EitherWay
(DTDH3)
Shiggy Stardust!
(VoodooH3)
Whore's Bath
(TITS)
Dick Assley
(Moving On-On Over...)
I Prefer Carpet
(MPLS_H3)
Li'l Chicken Choker
(GQ Quarterly H3)
No Cunttrol
(VoodooH3)
Taint the Rainbow
(SAH3)
octopussy
(h4)
jerryz kidd
(sah3)
Fucking Shyster
(Houston)
Squeely Dan
(SAH3)
Moose Shocka
(AH3)
Red Rocket Rider
(DUHHH)
Mr. Hanky
(Austin H3)
Thee Lawnmoaner
(Noh3)
Kennel My Kiddie
(CTrH3)
4-Play
(Dallas)
Mac Splatty
(CUH3)
Egg Beater
(TITS)
Ied
(ARH3)
Just Desi
(SAH3)
Red Menace
(DFWH3)
Fast and Bicurious
(WH4-DCRW)
Helicocktor
(TITS)
The Chandler Handler
(TITS)
Puke
(Houston)
Explosive Glittoris
(VoodooH3)
Altered Boy
(SAH3)
Poly Mammary
(GalvH3)
Mad Maxipad
(Huzzah_H3)
Faux Poo
(MOOOOUSTON)
Jack in the Bus
(A_H3)
Outside cat
(BMH3)
No Name Matthew
(OmahaH3)
HermaphroditesOnUnicycles
(ScotchH3)
DTR
(BMH3)
Straight As A Fucking Arrow
(Huzzah_H3)
Dry Hose
(AH3)
Dirty Hairy
(FtWH3)
Horse Nuts McGee
(Wako H3, Waco TX)
Vagineer
(MOOOOUSTON)
Armed & Manger-ous
(TrvlWhrH3)
No No Square
(DH3)
Porta Puke
(DFWH3)
Deadhead
(FWH3)
Spin Cycle
(Houston)
PeeCock
(LGH3)
Roadrash
(DFW-H3)
Big Gulp
(Muenster H3)
Name My Vagina
(Dallas)
Weee balls
(Kawh3)
Deporta Potty
(DallasH3)
BEEFEATER
(SH4)
Gagamale
(RPH3)
Just Dan
(Lake Charles Mudbugs)
Titty Bar
(HCH3)
Bacon Drippn's
(DallasH3)
Buy Fellatio
(MOOOOUSTON)
Hunt for Head October
(Flower Mound H3)
Oscar Not-So-WIlde
(EPH3/Dallas H3)
Just Ben
(BoulderH3)
Pastor Oil
(KissMyH3)
Noodling
(MH3 and LGH3)
Santa on crack
(Sah3)
FUPA
(AH3)
Brown And Sticky
(SAH3)
Cock Ness Monster
(VoodooH3)
Spread Eagle
(eATMeH3)
I Dream of Weenie
(Keep Austin Weird...)
Ptera-DIC-tyl
(LGH3)
Full Service
(P2H4)
Kneel and Bob
(FUH3)
My Name is Forest... Forest Green
(Houston)
Meatless Wonder
(Austin H3)
Deepthroat Corndog
(CLH3)
Down Down to Tuna Town
(OKCW3H3)
Semicuntductor
(Kawh3)
Terro-jism
(eATMeH3)
Swallow my Cummitment
(BJH3)
Smearmeoff
(Eph3 )
8 Small
(ACHH)
Just Becki
(Lake Charles Mudbugs)
Cave of Wonders
(Huzzah_H3)
Take Me Out to the Frat Boys
(Kawh3)
Mouthy Bitch
(Anchorage Alaska H3)
KatchUp
(Brass Monkey H3)
Shiny Tiny
(AH3)
Bubble Cumm
(GQ Quartely H3)
DWI
(BoiseH3)
Bump Her Stick Her
(AH3)
Just Anna
(Nomad Hash House ...)
Fairy cat shit
(GLTRCTYH3)
Big booty hoe
(EPH3)
Caught Red Handed
(HABH3)
Mount gushmore
(Wandering whore)
Fuck-A-Bear Workshop
(H4)
McPisser
(Houston)
Just Michelle
(Lake Charles Mudbugs)
PUBIC MANICURE STYLIST (PMS)
(Bay Area Larrikin...)
Something about Lindsey Lohan
(EWH3)
Joseph Marquez
(Camp Fancy Pants ...)
Toyota Rollova
(VoodooH3)
I’m On My Pyramid
(AH3)
4get-me-nutz
(HABH3)
Hung Daddy Tutu
(Special Moments H3)
Toys4twats
(ARH3)
Hard dickens cider
(BMH3)
Pink Panty Poacher
(DFWH3)
ESPN
(BMH3)
Ho Ho
(Dallas)
Pierced Vagina Cleaner
(TITS)
Tater Tits
(DFWH3)
Swine Floozy
(Kawh3)
Raisin Smuggler
(BMH3)
Big Bloody Ketchup
(AH3)
Tranny Klause
(NoDuh)
White Girl Wasted
(Xxxtrath3)
Shix Appeal
(MiamiH3)
Flying Penis
(DFWH3)
E.R.I.C
(Traveling Bimbos H3)
Clam Slammed
(Corpus Christi ha...)
Kate perry
(Camp Fancy Pants ...)
Ben Dover R My Panties Showin'
(DallasH3)
Temple of Poon
(EPH3)
Yellow Rose of Texas
(DFW-H3)
Sweet Teets
(SAH3)
Cocktistic
(B2H3)
Old faithful
(mosquito h3)
C4
(LGH3)
Krickets Fly Free
(DUHHH)
Butter Bling
(ICBINMH3)
Pimp doggie dawg
(Gh3)
Clitter
(Hh4)
Vienna Sausage Party
(Kawh3)
Geek
(Houston H3)
Hot Ham Wallet
(BMH3)
Pinoquiknows
(FLHHH)
Back That Ass Up
(DH3)
Ovulator
(Dallas)
Drymple
(Dfwh3)
Backbeard
(DUHHH)
Just Greg
(Houston)
Crack For Beer
(TTTH3)
Little man in a boat
(MCH3)
DFL
(eATMeH3)
Just Katya (MOOOOUSTON)
Dodgeballs
(CHOLLAH3/MrHH3 )
HEADTeller
(Larrikins/TRASH/NGS)
Kinky Candied Ham
(Huzzah_H3)
Dresses with Wolves
(Brass Monkey H3)
Ho White & the 7 Dwarfs
(A2H3)
Inbred
(DFWH3)
Just Sandra
(Huzzah_H3)
Womb Raider
(SAH3)
Pussy Juice Cocktail
(C2H3)
Just chad
(BMH3)
Just Person
(Huzzah H3)
Evaporated MILF
(BJH3)
Lick N Slide
(TITS)
Chippenfail
(KMH3)
Just Dave
(LH3)
Ranger Smurf
(C2H3)
Fuck u Knave
(Knuckledraggers H3)
Muddy Mulligan
(DFWH3)
Clam slammer
(Jhavalina H3)
Twater moccasin
(CSCH3)
Fist Her Twice
(Huzzah_H3)
Smut Mutt
(AH3)
3-Way Plug
(MOOOOUSTON)
Wrong Dong Thong
(FWH3)
4 Fucks Cakes
(SembachH3)
Hi on Pot
(eATMeH3)
Horsefli Drivebi
(Houston)
Just Jazmin
(DFWH3)
Toe Butter
(eATMeH3)
Titty Puke
(ECH3)
2-Mennonite
(Houston H3)
Alley Cat
(AH3)
Vaginal vortex
(Ruff packH3)
Asswip'e
(BoiseH3)
TreeREX
(eATMeH3)
Cockó Bel Grãnde
(OBH3)
Sucks the Dick/Shoots the Dude
(IndyScent)
Pier 1 Butt Plug
(Kawh3)
Pukey Tickle Twat
(TITS)
Kinky Rider
(DFWH3)
Croc of Shit
(BMH3)
Squirt On Saturdays
(DFW-H3)
Scuba Steve
(NoH3-)
Slide into me
(SAH3)
Aryan Sisterhood
(BMH3)
Donut Holer
(DUFF H3)
My Boyfriend Joe
(Dallas)
Suckers Bet
(SembachH3)
Too Many Naughty Trannies
(SAH3)
Faming Flaggett
(DUHHH)
DickLover
(TCH)
CockTails! Woo-oo!
Top Shelf
(New Orleans H3 (T...)
Bitch Whisperer
(EPH3)
Carniwhore
(MOOOOUSTON)
Exhi-booty-nist
(SAH3)
Black Sheep Moan
(KAW! H3)
Cums Alone
(AuroraH3)
Whistle 4 Sex
(Ruff Pack H3 )
Rock, Paper, Strippers
(SDH3)
Let the Babies Hit the Floor
(NODUH)
Anal Adventure
(FWH3)
Cleveland Clothesline
(eATMeH3)
Freddy mercury can't play kickball
(San antonio kiss ...)
@ss Gagger
(Kawh3)
Strap On Elvis
(BMH3)
Mouth Organ
(Houston Ankle Bit...)
Toaster Tongs
(TTTH3)
Tird in the Beaver
(RIH3)
Pink Slit
(EPH3)
Little Shop of Horrors
(LRH3)
BigJerk
(Water Bear H3)
Rojo Hammer Toe
(AuroraH3)
Captain Save-A-Ho
(SAH3)
Year of the Dong
Beer Ray
(GCH3)
Jedi Mind Wank
(DFWH3)
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