Cost: $136*
After many conversations and much consideration DFWH3 has decided on the new TXIH 2020 date: August 14-16 2020. Though we all have concerns about an August date, we had even more concerns about intentionally pushing back to next year. If you are looking for a rego, please sign up on the waiting list.
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This is officially the unofficial packing list of TXIH things you should bring along with everything else you need: Your own unique Vessel (none will be provided), A second unique vessel for WATER, sunscreen, bug spray, extra drinking water/ice, cleaning wipes, hand sanitizer, Bring. A. Mask., personal shade device (hat, umbrella, whatever), hydration stuffs, costumes (see schedule for themes), personal camp fan/cooling device, BRING. A. MASK., liquor if you're into that kinda thing...
BYOT
It's a campout. Bring your camping stuff or arrange with someone local to borrow some camping stuff.
Reindeer Manor - 410 Houston School Rd, Red Oak, TX 75154
Gates open at 10am. Check-in as you enter.
Kegs tapped at 12pm.
Meals provided: dinner
Haunted house, open 9pm to Midnight.
Theme: 20/20 Vision (Nerd Night)
There will be trail, olympdics, etc.
Meals provided: breakfast, lunch, dinner
Theme: Whoring/Horroring 20's
All good things must end. You don't have to leave immediately, but you do have to leave eventually.
Meals provided: breakfast
GTFO: 2pm
Theme: Hangover
including:
Masturgator
(Brass Monkey H3)
DTR
(BMH3)
Meatless Wonder
(Austin H3)
Tits Baaaaad
(SAH3)
Just Becki
(Lake Charles Mudbugs)
The Udder Ho
(SHIT)
Just James
(Smooth Kitty H3)
TreeREX
(eATMeH3)
Geronimo
(LH3)
My Little Boner
(eATMeH3)
Used Rubber
(Eph3 )
Cocktistic
(B2H3)
Geek
(Houston H3)
Just chad
(BMH3)
Aryan Sisterhood
(BMH3)
Ho Ho
(Dallas)
Homodynamics
(Kawh3)
Toys4twats
(ARH3)
Vaginal vortex
(Ruff packH3)
Just Deb
(AH3)
Tie Me Up Emo
(eATMeH3)
Shix Appeal
(MiamiH3)
Kumoniwannleiya
(GH3)
Just Dave
(LH3)
Just Max
(Hill Country HASH...)
ESPN
(BMH3)
Pinoquiknows
(FLHHH)
Poophole Loophole
(MOOOOUSTON)
Daddy's Big Load
(Dallas H3)
Dresses with Wolves
(Brass Monkey H3)
Tanned Peaches
(DFWH3 (fwh3))
Just Greg
(Houston)
Shiver Me Titters
(BJH3)
Down Down to Tuna Town
(OKCW3H3)
Squirt On Saturdays
(DFW-H3)
Toyota Rollova
(VoodooH3)
Mad Maxipad
(Huzzah_H3)
Too Sexy For My Shorts
(P2H4)
NoGirth
(P2H4)
Mac Splatty
(CUH3)
Carniwhore
(MOOOOUSTON)
My Name is Forest... Forest Green
(Houston)
Advanced Sexy Kitty
Pussy Juice Cocktail
(C2H3)
EitherWay
(DTDH3)
Helicocktor
(TITS)
Bacon Drippn's
(DallasH3)
Kneel and Bob
(FUH3)
Buy Fellatio
(MOOOOUSTON)
Red foreskin
(eATMe BCSH3)
Bonesucker
(AH3)
Vienna Sausage Party
(Kawh3)
Too Many Naughty Trannies
(SAH3)
White Girl Wasted
(Xxxtrath3)
Lick N Slide
(TITS)
C4
(LGH3)
Homoglobin
(BMH3)
Little Stick
(Houston H3)
Thee Lawnmoaner
(Noh3)
Toaster Tongs
(TTTH3)
Croc of Shit
(BMH3)
Fucking Shyster
(Houston)
Chocolate Lady
(VoodooH3)
Hung Daddy Tutu
(Special Moments H3)
BigJerk
(Water Bear H3)
Poly Mammary
(GalvH3)
Red Menace
(DFWH3)
McTingle My Taco
(eATMeH3)
Something about Lindsey Lohan
(EWH3)
Suckers Bet
(SembachH3)
Asswip'e
(BoiseH3)
Tird in the Beaver
(RIH3)
Vagineer
(MOOOOUSTON)
Altered Boy
(SAH3)
Donut Holer
(DUFF H3)
Dickless Tracy
(Houston)
Terro-jism
(eATMeH3)
Toe Butter
(eATMeH3)
Dirty Hairy
(FtWH3)
4get-me-nutz
(HABH3)
Drymple
(Dfwh3)
Just Taylor
(Kawh3)
Big Gulp
(Muenster H3)
Clam slammer
(Jhavalina H3)
Me So Thorny
(SAH3)
Soft Erections Are Noble (SEANob)
(eATMeH3)
Drowning in Dick
(Mosquito H3)
Pink Slit
(EPH3)
My Boyfriend Joe
(Dallas)
Tranny Klause
(NoDuh)
BEEFEATER
(SH4)
Holey Clit, Batman!
(eATMeH3)
Tater Tits
(DFWH3)
4-Play
(Dallas)
Cumbusta Ho
(Rph3)
E.R.I.C
(Traveling Bimbos H3)
Fairy cat shit
(GLTRCTYH3)
Just Person
(Huzzah H3)
Drag Queen
(SacH3)
Hard dickens cider
(BMH3)
down N dirty
(SAH3)
Big Bloody Ketchup
(AH3)
Hippie Swallow
(Mastrubation H3)
Pipe Sloth
(noDuhhh)
How Big is Your Mouth?!?
(DFWH3)
Hunt for Head October
(Flower Mound H3)
Li'l Chicken Choker
(GQ Quarterly H3)
PeeCock
(LGH3)
Explosive Glittoris
(VoodooH3)
Faux Poo
(MOOOOUSTON)
Raisin Smuggler
(BMH3)
Wrong Dong Thong
(FWH3)
Crack For Beer
(TTTH3)
PUBIC MANICURE STYLIST (PMS)
(Bay Area Larrikin...)
Butter Bling
(ICBINMH3)
Red Rocket Rider
(DUHHH)
Pump and Dump
(TITS)
Bitch Whisperer
(EPH3)
DWI
(BoiseH3)
Rock, Paper, Strippers
(SDH3)
Krickets Fly Free
(DUHHH)
Joseph Marquez
(Camp Fancy Pants ...)
Spin Cycle
(Houston)
Fist Her Twice
(Huzzah_H3)
Holy hic-cock
(BALH3)
Cougarrand
(Houston H3)
FUPA
(AH3)
Jizzum & Jettison
(Survivor H3)
Anal Adventure
(FWH3)
Nice Spread
(DFWH3)
Faming Flaggett
(DUHHH)
Temple of Poon
(EPH3)
Let the Babies Hit the Floor
(NODUH)
Mount gushmore
(Wandering whore)
Just Jesse
(Kawh3)
Kennel My Kiddie
(CTrH3)
Beer Ray
(GCH3)
Ho White & the 7 Dwarfs
(A2H3)
Little Shop of Horrors
(LRH3)
Little man in a boat
(MCH3)
Bubble Cumm
(GQ Quartely H3)
Whitney MuthaFuckin Houston
(DFWH3)
Strap On Elvis
(BMH3)
Evaporated MILF
(BJH3)
Squeef
(AH3)
2-Mennonite
(Houston H3)
Fallopian dude
(HEADTellers bitch h3)
Outside cat
(BMH3)
Chum Dumpster
(VoodooH3)
Just Ben
(BoulderH3)
Nipples are Hard Math is Easy
(SAH3)
Weee balls
(Kawh3)
Oscar Not-So-WIlde
(EPH3/Dallas H3)
Jack in the Bus
(A_H3)
Cum Dumpling
(EWH3)
8 Small
(ACHH)
Ptera-DIC-tyl
(LGH3)
Ben Dover R My Panties Showin'
(DallasH3)
Spread Eagle
(eATMeH3)
Just Jazmin
(DFWH3)
Clam Slammed
(Corpus Christi ha...)
Dick Assley
(Moving On-On Over...)
Pornarotti
(AH3)
Moose Shocka
(AH3)
Semicuntductor
(Kawh3)
Cougar Moist Panties
(TITS)
Mouth Organ
(Houston Ankle Bit...)
Pink Panty Poacher
(DFWH3)
Just Desi
(SAH3)
Take Me Out to the Frat Boys
(Kawh3)
Inappropriate
(Houston)
Pierced Vagina Cleaner
(TITS)
Just Michelle
(Lake Charles Mudbugs)
Swallow my Cummitment
(BJH3)
Dry Hose
(AH3)
Straight As A Fucking Arrow
(Huzzah_H3)
Brother Darryl Or My Other Brother Darryl
(SAH3)
Kinky Rider
(DFWH3)
Just Sandra
(Huzzah_H3)
Captain Save-A-Ho
(SAH3)
Ub saul
(eATMeH3)
Old faithful
(mosquito h3)
Infested.BFK
(Houston)
Scrummie Seconds
(VDH3)
Scuba Steve
(NoH3-)
Ied
(ARH3)
Roadrash
(DFW-H3)
Freddy mercury can't play kickball
(San antonio kiss ...)
NFHN Karen
(Camp Fancy Pants ...)
Swine Floozy
(Kawh3)
Rojo Hammer Toe
(AuroraH3)
Tainted Loveseat
(LGH3)
Shiggy Stardust!
(VoodooH3)
Just Kevin
(DFW-H3)
Just Pam
(LGH3)
Hi on Pot
(eATMeH3)
Poop! There It Is
(W3H3)
Smut Mutt
(AH3)
The Chandler Handler
(TITS)
Yard Ralph
(eATMe BCSH3)
The Cocktease Falcon
(EWH3)
UB Paloma
(eATMe H3)
Armed & Manger-ous
(TrvlWhrH3)
Caught Red Handed
(HABH3)
Fuck-A-Bear Workshop
(H4)
Gagamale
(RPH3)
Inbred
(DFWH3)
Nuthin' But Net
(Kimchi H3)
Dodgeballs
(CHOLLAH3/MrHH3 )
Infidellatio
(EWH3)
Stank Dick
(Choo Choo H3)
Shiny Tiny
(AH3)
Just Bobby
(AH3)
Platterpuss
(Houston H3)
Horse Nuts McGee
(Wako H3, Waco TX)
Womb Raider
(SAH3)
DFL
(eATMeH3)
Pink Fanny
(DUHHH)
Horsefli Drivebi
(Houston)
Cums Alone
(AuroraH3)
Sweet Teets
(SAH3)
Ole Yell Her
(Flour Mound H3)
Prince Docker
(Survivor H3)
Whistle 4 Sex
(Ruff Pack H3 )
Back That Ass Up
(DH3)
Muddy Mulligan
(DFWH3)
Mouthy Bitch
(Anchorage Alaska H3)
Lind Bang Her Please
(KissMyH3)
@ss Gagger
(Kawh3)
Exhi-booty-nist
(SAH3)
McPisser
(Houston)
Year of the Dong
Tits for Tots
(T.I.T.S.)
I’m On My Pyramid
(AH3)
I’m So Rong
(Huzzah Hash House...)
Noodling
(MH3 and LGH3)
Cleveland Clothesline
(eATMeH3)
3-Way Plug
(MOOOOUSTON)
Taint the Rainbow
(SAH3)
Sucks the Dick/Shoots the Dude
(IndyScent)
Brown And Sticky
(SAH3)
Pier 1 Butt Plug
(Kawh3)
Just Anna
(Nomad Hash House ...)
Eat-A-Pole Complex
(Voodoo H3)
HEADTeller
(Larrikins/TRASH/NGS)
Ovulator
(Dallas)
Ranger Smurf
(C2H3)
Name My Vagina
(Dallas)
Mr. Hanky
(Austin H3)
Fast and Bicurious
(WH4-DCRW)
Whore's Bath
(TITS)
CunniCLINKus
(VoodooH3)
octopussy
(h4)
Bump Her Stick Her
(AH3)
Backbeard
(DUHHH)
Yellow Rose of Texas
(DFW-H3)
Titty Bar
(HCH3)
Slide into me
(SAH3)
DickLover
(TCH)
HermaphroditesOnUnicycles
(ScotchH3)
Jedi Mind Wank
(DFWH3)
No No Square
(DH3)
Cock-a-shot'll-do
(eATMeH3)
Beddy Boop
(eATMeH3)
Smearmeoff
(Eph3 )
Just Katya (MOOOOUSTON)
Top Shelf
(New Orleans H3 (T...)
Clitter
(Hh4)
Hot Ham Wallet
(BMH3)
Daddy-WarFucks
(SAH3)
Quiver in the River
(OKCW3H3)
Cockó Bel Grãnde
(OBH3)
Alley Cat
(AH3)
Black Sheep Moan
(KAW! H3)
Full Service
(P2H4)
Porta Puke
(DFWH3)
Deporta Potty
(DallasH3)
Pastor Oil
(KissMyH3)
Pukey Tickle Twat
(TITS)
Chippen Failz
(FTH3)
Flying Penis
(DFWH3)
Egg Beater
(TITS)
jerryz kidd
(sah3)
Pretzel
(Texas Crab Hash)
Pimp doggie dawg
(Gh3)
Deepthroat Corndog
(CLH3)
I Dream of Weenie
(Keep Austin Weird...)
Titty Puke
(ECH3)
Just Dan
(Lake Charles Mudbugs)
Cave of Wonders
(Huzzah_H3)
Kinky Candied Ham
(Huzzah_H3)
Doktor Spankenstein
(SAH3)
I Prefer Carpet
(MPLS_H3)
CockTails! Woo-oo!
Kate perry
(Camp Fancy Pants ...)
Squeely Dan
(SAH3)
No Name Matthew
(OmahaH3)
Fuck u Knave
(Knuckledraggers H3)
4 Fucks Cakes
(SembachH3)
Puke
(Houston)
It’s Never Long Enough
(Dallas H3)
Santa on crack
(Sah3)
KatchUp
(Brass Monkey H3)
Big booty hoe
(EPH3)
No Cunttrol
(VoodooH3)
Cock Ness Monster
(VoodooH3)
Chippenfail
(KMH3)
Deadhead
(FWH3)
Twater moccasin
(CSCH3)
Quality Asshole (QnA)
(P2H4)
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