Cost: $136*
After many conversations and much consideration DFWH3 has decided on the new TXIH 2020 date: August 14-16 2020. Though we all have concerns about an August date, we had even more concerns about intentionally pushing back to next year. If you are looking for a rego, please sign up on the waiting list.
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This is officially the unofficial packing list of TXIH things you should bring along with everything else you need: Your own unique Vessel (none will be provided), A second unique vessel for WATER, sunscreen, bug spray, extra drinking water/ice, cleaning wipes, hand sanitizer, Bring. A. Mask., personal shade device (hat, umbrella, whatever), hydration stuffs, costumes (see schedule for themes), personal camp fan/cooling device, BRING. A. MASK., liquor if you're into that kinda thing...
BYOT
It's a campout. Bring your camping stuff or arrange with someone local to borrow some camping stuff.
Reindeer Manor - 410 Houston School Rd, Red Oak, TX 75154
Gates open at 10am. Check-in as you enter.
Kegs tapped at 12pm.
Meals provided: dinner
Haunted house, open 9pm to Midnight.
Theme: 20/20 Vision (Nerd Night)
There will be trail, olympdics, etc.
Meals provided: breakfast, lunch, dinner
Theme: Whoring/Horroring 20's
All good things must end. You don't have to leave immediately, but you do have to leave eventually.
Meals provided: breakfast
GTFO: 2pm
Theme: Hangover
including:
Joseph Marquez
(Camp Fancy Pants ...)
Ovulator
(Dallas)
Tits for Tots
(T.I.T.S.)
Mad Maxipad
(Huzzah_H3)
Dodgeballs
(CHOLLAH3/MrHH3 )
Me So Thorny
(SAH3)
NoGirth
(P2H4)
Name My Vagina
(Dallas)
Pierced Vagina Cleaner
(TITS)
Beddy Boop
(eATMeH3)
Hard dickens cider
(BMH3)
Kumoniwannleiya
(GH3)
Advanced Sexy Kitty
Wrong Dong Thong
(FWH3)
Kinky Rider
(DFWH3)
Buy Fellatio
(MOOOOUSTON)
Just Max
(Hill Country HASH...)
Tits Baaaaad
(SAH3)
Smearmeoff
(Eph3 )
C4
(LGH3)
Masturgator
(Brass Monkey H3)
Horse Nuts McGee
(Wako H3, Waco TX)
Bonesucker
(AH3)
Carniwhore
(MOOOOUSTON)
Just James
(Smooth Kitty H3)
Donut Holer
(DUFF H3)
Cave of Wonders
(Huzzah_H3)
Titty Puke
(ECH3)
Just Sandra
(Huzzah_H3)
ESPN
(BMH3)
No Name Matthew
(OmahaH3)
Mouthy Bitch
(Anchorage Alaska H3)
KatchUp
(Brass Monkey H3)
Let the Babies Hit the Floor
(NODUH)
Fist Her Twice
(Huzzah_H3)
4 Fucks Cakes
(SembachH3)
EitherWay
(DTDH3)
Just Katya (MOOOOUSTON)
Tater Tits
(DFWH3)
DWI
(BoiseH3)
3-Way Plug
(MOOOOUSTON)
Eat-A-Pole Complex
(Voodoo H3)
The Chandler Handler
(TITS)
UB Paloma
(eATMe H3)
NFHN Karen
(Camp Fancy Pants ...)
Just Becki
(Lake Charles Mudbugs)
Black Sheep Moan
(KAW! H3)
Anal Adventure
(FWH3)
Cougar Moist Panties
(TITS)
4get-me-nutz
(HABH3)
Pastor Oil
(KissMyH3)
Womb Raider
(SAH3)
Freddy mercury can't play kickball
(San antonio kiss ...)
Just Kevin
(DFW-H3)
Pier 1 Butt Plug
(Kawh3)
Bacon Drippn's
(DallasH3)
4-Play
(Dallas)
Geek
(Houston H3)
Something about Lindsey Lohan
(EWH3)
Big booty hoe
(EPH3)
Jack in the Bus
(A_H3)
Meatless Wonder
(Austin H3)
Whistle 4 Sex
(Ruff Pack H3 )
Holey Clit, Batman!
(eATMeH3)
Ied
(ARH3)
Little Shop of Horrors
(LRH3)
Little Stick
(Houston H3)
Brown And Sticky
(SAH3)
Egg Beater
(TITS)
Pink Slit
(EPH3)
Altered Boy
(SAH3)
Cougarrand
(Houston H3)
Cumbusta Ho
(Rph3)
Just Person
(Huzzah H3)
Noodling
(MH3 and LGH3)
Terro-jism
(eATMeH3)
Too Sexy For My Shorts
(P2H4)
Whitney MuthaFuckin Houston
(DFWH3)
Ben Dover R My Panties Showin'
(DallasH3)
Asswip'e
(BoiseH3)
Spread Eagle
(eATMeH3)
Nipples are Hard Math is Easy
(SAH3)
Santa on crack
(Sah3)
Old faithful
(mosquito h3)
Tird in the Beaver
(RIH3)
Dick Assley
(Moving On-On Over...)
Fuck u Knave
(Knuckledraggers H3)
Kennel My Kiddie
(CTrH3)
Pimp doggie dawg
(Gh3)
Faming Flaggett
(DUHHH)
Tranny Klause
(NoDuh)
Suckers Bet
(SembachH3)
Big Bloody Ketchup
(AH3)
Full Service
(P2H4)
Fucking Shyster
(Houston)
Kate perry
(Camp Fancy Pants ...)
Just Anna
(Nomad Hash House ...)
McTingle My Taco
(eATMeH3)
Squeely Dan
(SAH3)
Just Bobby
(AH3)
Shiggy Stardust!
(VoodooH3)
Nuthin' But Net
(Kimchi H3)
How Big is Your Mouth?!?
(DFWH3)
Deporta Potty
(DallasH3)
Big Gulp
(Muenster H3)
Stank Dick
(Choo Choo H3)
Hi on Pot
(eATMeH3)
Straight As A Fucking Arrow
(Huzzah_H3)
Hung Daddy Tutu
(Special Moments H3)
Cum Dumpling
(EWH3)
Cocktistic
(B2H3)
Twater moccasin
(CSCH3)
Beer Ray
(GCH3)
Captain Save-A-Ho
(SAH3)
Daddy-WarFucks
(SAH3)
No No Square
(DH3)
PeeCock
(LGH3)
Bubble Cumm
(GQ Quartely H3)
Ub saul
(eATMeH3)
Down Down to Tuna Town
(OKCW3H3)
Pukey Tickle Twat
(TITS)
Just Pam
(LGH3)
Just Ben
(BoulderH3)
Chippenfail
(KMH3)
Soft Erections Are Noble (SEANob)
(eATMeH3)
Deepthroat Corndog
(CLH3)
Pink Panty Poacher
(DFWH3)
Crack For Beer
(TTTH3)
Butter Bling
(ICBINMH3)
Tie Me Up Emo
(eATMeH3)
Ho Ho
(Dallas)
Just Greg
(Houston)
Kinky Candied Ham
(Huzzah_H3)
Mac Splatty
(CUH3)
Little man in a boat
(MCH3)
Infidellatio
(EWH3)
Cock-a-shot'll-do
(eATMeH3)
My Boyfriend Joe
(Dallas)
Poly Mammary
(GalvH3)
Bump Her Stick Her
(AH3)
Shiny Tiny
(AH3)
Chocolate Lady
(VoodooH3)
Cock Ness Monster
(VoodooH3)
Yard Ralph
(eATMe BCSH3)
Homodynamics
(Kawh3)
Swallow my Cummitment
(BJH3)
Pussy Juice Cocktail
(C2H3)
Dresses with Wolves
(Brass Monkey H3)
@ss Gagger
(Kawh3)
PUBIC MANICURE STYLIST (PMS)
(Bay Area Larrikin...)
Rojo Hammer Toe
(AuroraH3)
BEEFEATER
(SH4)
Strap On Elvis
(BMH3)
Pinoquiknows
(FLHHH)
Armed & Manger-ous
(TrvlWhrH3)
Kneel and Bob
(FUH3)
FUPA
(AH3)
Used Rubber
(Eph3 )
Poop! There It Is
(W3H3)
Whore's Bath
(TITS)
Clitter
(Hh4)
Exhi-booty-nist
(SAH3)
Cums Alone
(AuroraH3)
Homoglobin
(BMH3)
Thee Lawnmoaner
(Noh3)
Platterpuss
(Houston H3)
My Little Boner
(eATMeH3)
Evaporated MILF
(BJH3)
Pornarotti
(AH3)
Vagineer
(MOOOOUSTON)
Shiver Me Titters
(BJH3)
Mr. Hanky
(Austin H3)
Gagamale
(RPH3)
Toys4twats
(ARH3)
Toaster Tongs
(TTTH3)
Puke
(Houston)
Jizzum & Jettison
(Survivor H3)
Spin Cycle
(Houston)
Quality Asshole (QnA)
(P2H4)
Scuba Steve
(NoH3-)
Sucks the Dick/Shoots the Dude
(IndyScent)
Fast and Bicurious
(WH4-DCRW)
Explosive Glittoris
(VoodooH3)
CunniCLINKus
(VoodooH3)
Just Jazmin
(DFWH3)
Krickets Fly Free
(DUHHH)
Nice Spread
(DFWH3)
Red Menace
(DFWH3)
Alley Cat
(AH3)
Outside cat
(BMH3)
Ptera-DIC-tyl
(LGH3)
Swine Floozy
(Kawh3)
Hot Ham Wallet
(BMH3)
I Prefer Carpet
(MPLS_H3)
Just Dan
(Lake Charles Mudbugs)
Pump and Dump
(TITS)
DickLover
(TCH)
Cleveland Clothesline
(eATMeH3)
Rock, Paper, Strippers
(SDH3)
Ranger Smurf
(C2H3)
8 Small
(ACHH)
McPisser
(Houston)
Poophole Loophole
(MOOOOUSTON)
Weee balls
(Kawh3)
I Dream of Weenie
(Keep Austin Weird...)
Daddy's Big Load
(Dallas H3)
Backbeard
(DUHHH)
Just Michelle
(Lake Charles Mudbugs)
Back That Ass Up
(DH3)
Quiver in the River
(OKCW3H3)
Just Deb
(AH3)
Oscar Not-So-WIlde
(EPH3/Dallas H3)
Tanned Peaches
(DFWH3 (fwh3))
Doktor Spankenstein
(SAH3)
Helicocktor
(TITS)
HEADTeller
(Larrikins/TRASH/NGS)
Dirty Hairy
(FtWH3)
Pipe Sloth
(noDuhhh)
Year of the Dong
White Girl Wasted
(Xxxtrath3)
Slide into me
(SAH3)
Vaginal vortex
(Ruff packH3)
Fuck-A-Bear Workshop
(H4)
Hunt for Head October
(Flower Mound H3)
Raisin Smuggler
(BMH3)
Infested.BFK
(Houston)
Mouth Organ
(Houston Ankle Bit...)
Take Me Out to the Frat Boys
(Kawh3)
Toe Butter
(eATMeH3)
Semicuntductor
(Kawh3)
No Cunttrol
(VoodooH3)
Holy hic-cock
(BALH3)
CockTails! Woo-oo!
Ho White & the 7 Dwarfs
(A2H3)
Lick N Slide
(TITS)
Clam Slammed
(Corpus Christi ha...)
jerryz kidd
(sah3)
Flying Penis
(DFWH3)
Porta Puke
(DFWH3)
Yellow Rose of Texas
(DFW-H3)
E.R.I.C
(Traveling Bimbos H3)
Brother Darryl Or My Other Brother Darryl
(SAH3)
Top Shelf
(New Orleans H3 (T...)
Just Dave
(LH3)
Bitch Whisperer
(EPH3)
Squeef
(AH3)
Pink Fanny
(DUHHH)
Smut Mutt
(AH3)
My Name is Forest... Forest Green
(Houston)
Croc of Shit
(BMH3)
Clam slammer
(Jhavalina H3)
Chippen Failz
(FTH3)
Drag Queen
(SacH3)
HermaphroditesOnUnicycles
(ScotchH3)
The Cocktease Falcon
(EWH3)
octopussy
(h4)
It’s Never Long Enough
(Dallas H3)
Deadhead
(FWH3)
down N dirty
(SAH3)
Fairy cat shit
(GLTRCTYH3)
Jedi Mind Wank
(DFWH3)
Horsefli Drivebi
(Houston)
Moose Shocka
(AH3)
Ole Yell Her
(Flour Mound H3)
Just chad
(BMH3)
Hippie Swallow
(Mastrubation H3)
Shix Appeal
(MiamiH3)
2-Mennonite
(Houston H3)
DFL
(eATMeH3)
Titty Bar
(HCH3)
Tainted Loveseat
(LGH3)
Lind Bang Her Please
(KissMyH3)
Mount gushmore
(Wandering whore)
Drowning in Dick
(Mosquito H3)
Chum Dumpster
(VoodooH3)
Dry Hose
(AH3)
Too Many Naughty Trannies
(SAH3)
TreeREX
(eATMeH3)
Fallopian dude
(HEADTellers bitch h3)
Red foreskin
(eATMe BCSH3)
Inbred
(DFWH3)
DTR
(BMH3)
Geronimo
(LH3)
BigJerk
(Water Bear H3)
Just Desi
(SAH3)
Li'l Chicken Choker
(GQ Quarterly H3)
Dickless Tracy
(Houston)
Prince Docker
(Survivor H3)
Red Rocket Rider
(DUHHH)
Aryan Sisterhood
(BMH3)
Caught Red Handed
(HABH3)
Faux Poo
(MOOOOUSTON)
Just Taylor
(Kawh3)
The Udder Ho
(SHIT)
Drymple
(Dfwh3)
Cockó Bel Grãnde
(OBH3)
Muddy Mulligan
(DFWH3)
I’m So Rong
(Huzzah Hash House...)
Pretzel
(Texas Crab Hash)
Sweet Teets
(SAH3)
Temple of Poon
(EPH3)
Vienna Sausage Party
(Kawh3)
Taint the Rainbow
(SAH3)
Toyota Rollova
(VoodooH3)
I’m On My Pyramid
(AH3)
Inappropriate
(Houston)
Squirt On Saturdays
(DFW-H3)
Roadrash
(DFW-H3)
Just Jesse
(Kawh3)
Scrummie Seconds
(VDH3)
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