Cost: $136*
After many conversations and much consideration DFWH3 has decided on the new TXIH 2020 date: August 14-16 2020. Though we all have concerns about an August date, we had even more concerns about intentionally pushing back to next year. If you are looking for a rego, please sign up on the waiting list.
Stay up to date with...
Facebook
The website
This is officially the unofficial packing list of TXIH things you should bring along with everything else you need: Your own unique Vessel (none will be provided), A second unique vessel for WATER, sunscreen, bug spray, extra drinking water/ice, cleaning wipes, hand sanitizer, Bring. A. Mask., personal shade device (hat, umbrella, whatever), hydration stuffs, costumes (see schedule for themes), personal camp fan/cooling device, BRING. A. MASK., liquor if you're into that kinda thing...
BYOT
It's a campout. Bring your camping stuff or arrange with someone local to borrow some camping stuff.
Reindeer Manor - 410 Houston School Rd, Red Oak, TX 75154
Gates open at 10am. Check-in as you enter.
Kegs tapped at 12pm.
Meals provided: dinner
Haunted house, open 9pm to Midnight.
Theme: 20/20 Vision (Nerd Night)
There will be trail, olympdics, etc.
Meals provided: breakfast, lunch, dinner
Theme: Whoring/Horroring 20's
All good things must end. You don't have to leave immediately, but you do have to leave eventually.
Meals provided: breakfast
GTFO: 2pm
Theme: Hangover
including:
BigJerk
(Water Bear H3)
Captain Save-A-Ho
(SAH3)
Yard Ralph
(eATMe BCSH3)
Jedi Mind Wank
(DFWH3)
Homoglobin
(BMH3)
Infidellatio
(EWH3)
Just Kevin
(DFW-H3)
Lick N Slide
(TITS)
Just Jazmin
(DFWH3)
Fuck u Knave
(Knuckledraggers H3)
Pretzel
(Texas Crab Hash)
Whore's Bath
(TITS)
Poly Mammary
(GalvH3)
Explosive Glittoris
(VoodooH3)
Tainted Loveseat
(LGH3)
Just chad
(BMH3)
Shiggy Stardust!
(VoodooH3)
Helicocktor
(TITS)
Chum Dumpster
(VoodooH3)
Just Michelle
(Lake Charles Mudbugs)
Pump and Dump
(TITS)
Tater Tits
(DFWH3)
Bacon Drippn's
(DallasH3)
Kumoniwannleiya
(GH3)
Dickless Tracy
(Houston)
Inbred
(DFWH3)
Terro-jism
(eATMeH3)
Daddy-WarFucks
(SAH3)
Whitney MuthaFuckin Houston
(DFWH3)
My Boyfriend Joe
(Dallas)
Old faithful
(mosquito h3)
I’m So Rong
(Huzzah Hash House...)
Straight As A Fucking Arrow
(Huzzah_H3)
No Cunttrol
(VoodooH3)
Backbeard
(DUHHH)
Cougar Moist Panties
(TITS)
Cougarrand
(Houston H3)
Shix Appeal
(MiamiH3)
It’s Never Long Enough
(Dallas H3)
Evaporated MILF
(BJH3)
4-Play
(Dallas)
Oscar Not-So-WIlde
(EPH3/Dallas H3)
Deepthroat Corndog
(CLH3)
Little man in a boat
(MCH3)
Vagineer
(MOOOOUSTON)
4 Fucks Cakes
(SembachH3)
Tanned Peaches
(DFWH3 (fwh3))
Kate perry
(Camp Fancy Pants ...)
Toys4twats
(ARH3)
Fucking Shyster
(Houston)
NFHN Karen
(Camp Fancy Pants ...)
Faux Poo
(MOOOOUSTON)
Egg Beater
(TITS)
DFL
(eATMeH3)
jerryz kidd
(sah3)
Black Sheep Moan
(KAW! H3)
Jack in the Bus
(A_H3)
Jizzum & Jettison
(Survivor H3)
Hunt for Head October
(Flower Mound H3)
FUPA
(AH3)
Cleveland Clothesline
(eATMeH3)
Ovulator
(Dallas)
Toyota Rollova
(VoodooH3)
Quiver in the River
(OKCW3H3)
Swallow my Cummitment
(BJH3)
Squeely Dan
(SAH3)
Soft Erections Are Noble (SEANob)
(eATMeH3)
Clam slammer
(Jhavalina H3)
Twater moccasin
(CSCH3)
Swine Floozy
(Kawh3)
Mouth Organ
(Houston Ankle Bit...)
Masturgator
(Brass Monkey H3)
Eat-A-Pole Complex
(Voodoo H3)
Hung Daddy Tutu
(Special Moments H3)
Just Deb
(AH3)
Hot Ham Wallet
(BMH3)
Slide into me
(SAH3)
Womb Raider
(SAH3)
Shiver Me Titters
(BJH3)
Dick Assley
(Moving On-On Over...)
Just Becki
(Lake Charles Mudbugs)
Pornarotti
(AH3)
Pukey Tickle Twat
(TITS)
I Dream of Weenie
(Keep Austin Weird...)
Fairy cat shit
(GLTRCTYH3)
EitherWay
(DTDH3)
Ho Ho
(Dallas)
Just Desi
(SAH3)
Taint the Rainbow
(SAH3)
Armed & Manger-ous
(TrvlWhrH3)
Pink Slit
(EPH3)
Yellow Rose of Texas
(DFW-H3)
Drag Queen
(SacH3)
Brother Darryl Or My Other Brother Darryl
(SAH3)
Hi on Pot
(eATMeH3)
E.R.I.C
(Traveling Bimbos H3)
Mad Maxipad
(Huzzah_H3)
Ranger Smurf
(C2H3)
DWI
(BoiseH3)
Dirty Hairy
(FtWH3)
DTR
(BMH3)
Just Anna
(Nomad Hash House ...)
The Cocktease Falcon
(EWH3)
Bitch Whisperer
(EPH3)
Tird in the Beaver
(RIH3)
Smut Mutt
(AH3)
Just Sandra
(Huzzah_H3)
Bump Her Stick Her
(AH3)
Sweet Teets
(SAH3)
White Girl Wasted
(Xxxtrath3)
Dodgeballs
(CHOLLAH3/MrHH3 )
Deadhead
(FWH3)
Drowning in Dick
(Mosquito H3)
Sucks the Dick/Shoots the Dude
(IndyScent)
Alley Cat
(AH3)
Noodling
(MH3 and LGH3)
Outside cat
(BMH3)
Drymple
(Dfwh3)
Gagamale
(RPH3)
Toe Butter
(eATMeH3)
Prince Docker
(Survivor H3)
Semicuntductor
(Kawh3)
Kneel and Bob
(FUH3)
Something about Lindsey Lohan
(EWH3)
Back That Ass Up
(DH3)
Fast and Bicurious
(WH4-DCRW)
Tits for Tots
(T.I.T.S.)
Squeef
(AH3)
Infested.BFK
(Houston)
KatchUp
(Brass Monkey H3)
Kinky Candied Ham
(Huzzah_H3)
Down Down to Tuna Town
(OKCW3H3)
PeeCock
(LGH3)
Exhi-booty-nist
(SAH3)
Weee balls
(Kawh3)
Li'l Chicken Choker
(GQ Quarterly H3)
Shiny Tiny
(AH3)
Poop! There It Is
(W3H3)
Whistle 4 Sex
(Ruff Pack H3 )
Mouthy Bitch
(Anchorage Alaska H3)
Scrummie Seconds
(VDH3)
Chippenfail
(KMH3)
My Little Boner
(eATMeH3)
Toaster Tongs
(TTTH3)
PUBIC MANICURE STYLIST (PMS)
(Bay Area Larrikin...)
No Name Matthew
(OmahaH3)
4get-me-nutz
(HABH3)
Flying Penis
(DFWH3)
Scuba Steve
(NoH3-)
Spin Cycle
(Houston)
Holy hic-cock
(BALH3)
Name My Vagina
(Dallas)
Pierced Vagina Cleaner
(TITS)
Platterpuss
(Houston H3)
Just Jesse
(Kawh3)
Pink Panty Poacher
(DFWH3)
Faming Flaggett
(DUHHH)
NoGirth
(P2H4)
Big Gulp
(Muenster H3)
Nuthin' But Net
(Kimchi H3)
The Udder Ho
(SHIT)
Squirt On Saturdays
(DFW-H3)
Just Ben
(BoulderH3)
Homodynamics
(Kawh3)
Pinoquiknows
(FLHHH)
CunniCLINKus
(VoodooH3)
Asswip'e
(BoiseH3)
Just James
(Smooth Kitty H3)
Big booty hoe
(EPH3)
Rojo Hammer Toe
(AuroraH3)
Pimp doggie dawg
(Gh3)
Hippie Swallow
(Mastrubation H3)
Full Service
(P2H4)
Ied
(ARH3)
My Name is Forest... Forest Green
(Houston)
Poophole Loophole
(MOOOOUSTON)
Let the Babies Hit the Floor
(NODUH)
Fallopian dude
(HEADTellers bitch h3)
Little Stick
(Houston H3)
BEEFEATER
(SH4)
2-Mennonite
(Houston H3)
Titty Bar
(HCH3)
Ben Dover R My Panties Showin'
(DallasH3)
Cave of Wonders
(Huzzah_H3)
Titty Puke
(ECH3)
Carniwhore
(MOOOOUSTON)
HermaphroditesOnUnicycles
(ScotchH3)
Ptera-DIC-tyl
(LGH3)
Ole Yell Her
(Flour Mound H3)
Chocolate Lady
(VoodooH3)
down N dirty
(SAH3)
Kinky Rider
(DFWH3)
Freddy mercury can't play kickball
(San antonio kiss ...)
Cocktistic
(B2H3)
Porta Puke
(DFWH3)
Geek
(Houston H3)
Cock-a-shot'll-do
(eATMeH3)
Year of the Dong
Horse Nuts McGee
(Wako H3, Waco TX)
Tranny Klause
(NoDuh)
Joseph Marquez
(Camp Fancy Pants ...)
I Prefer Carpet
(MPLS_H3)
Red Rocket Rider
(DUHHH)
Daddy's Big Load
(Dallas H3)
Inappropriate
(Houston)
Horsefli Drivebi
(Houston)
Geronimo
(LH3)
ESPN
(BMH3)
@ss Gagger
(Kawh3)
Vaginal vortex
(Ruff packH3)
Ub saul
(eATMeH3)
Mr. Hanky
(Austin H3)
Just Greg
(Houston)
Clam Slammed
(Corpus Christi ha...)
CockTails! Woo-oo!
Donut Holer
(DUFF H3)
Clitter
(Hh4)
HEADTeller
(Larrikins/TRASH/NGS)
Red Menace
(DFWH3)
Tie Me Up Emo
(eATMeH3)
Quality Asshole (QnA)
(P2H4)
UB Paloma
(eATMe H3)
Puke
(Houston)
Cumbusta Ho
(Rph3)
Top Shelf
(New Orleans H3 (T...)
Just Taylor
(Kawh3)
Fist Her Twice
(Huzzah_H3)
Kennel My Kiddie
(CTrH3)
McPisser
(Houston)
Little Shop of Horrors
(LRH3)
Hard dickens cider
(BMH3)
Just Bobby
(AH3)
Pier 1 Butt Plug
(Kawh3)
Temple of Poon
(EPH3)
Beddy Boop
(eATMeH3)
Me So Thorny
(SAH3)
Spread Eagle
(eATMeH3)
Too Many Naughty Trannies
(SAH3)
Chippen Failz
(FTH3)
Smearmeoff
(Eph3 )
Vienna Sausage Party
(Kawh3)
Croc of Shit
(BMH3)
Aryan Sisterhood
(BMH3)
Strap On Elvis
(BMH3)
The Chandler Handler
(TITS)
Holey Clit, Batman!
(eATMeH3)
Nipples are Hard Math is Easy
(SAH3)
Nice Spread
(DFWH3)
Ho White & the 7 Dwarfs
(A2H3)
Beer Ray
(GCH3)
C4
(LGH3)
Bubble Cumm
(GQ Quartely H3)
Dry Hose
(AH3)
Just Dan
(Lake Charles Mudbugs)
Mount gushmore
(Wandering whore)
Thee Lawnmoaner
(Noh3)
How Big is Your Mouth?!?
(DFWH3)
Altered Boy
(SAH3)
Take Me Out to the Frat Boys
(Kawh3)
Mac Splatty
(CUH3)
Pussy Juice Cocktail
(C2H3)
Lind Bang Her Please
(KissMyH3)
octopussy
(h4)
Buy Fellatio
(MOOOOUSTON)
Just Dave
(LH3)
Too Sexy For My Shorts
(P2H4)
Roadrash
(DFW-H3)
Muddy Mulligan
(DFWH3)
Cock Ness Monster
(VoodooH3)
No No Square
(DH3)
8 Small
(ACHH)
Fuck-A-Bear Workshop
(H4)
Krickets Fly Free
(DUHHH)
Red foreskin
(eATMe BCSH3)
Caught Red Handed
(HABH3)
I’m On My Pyramid
(AH3)
Just Pam
(LGH3)
Pastor Oil
(KissMyH3)
Just Max
(Hill Country HASH...)
Cum Dumpling
(EWH3)
Used Rubber
(Eph3 )
DickLover
(TCH)
Meatless Wonder
(Austin H3)
Pipe Sloth
(noDuhhh)
Bonesucker
(AH3)
Suckers Bet
(SembachH3)
Wrong Dong Thong
(FWH3)
Pink Fanny
(DUHHH)
Cums Alone
(AuroraH3)
Cockó Bel Grãnde
(OBH3)
Butter Bling
(ICBINMH3)
Tits Baaaaad
(SAH3)
Rock, Paper, Strippers
(SDH3)
McTingle My Taco
(eATMeH3)
Just Person
(Huzzah H3)
Just Katya (MOOOOUSTON)
Brown And Sticky
(SAH3)
Anal Adventure
(FWH3)
TreeREX
(eATMeH3)
Dresses with Wolves
(Brass Monkey H3)
Stank Dick
(Choo Choo H3)
Crack For Beer
(TTTH3)
Deporta Potty
(DallasH3)
3-Way Plug
(MOOOOUSTON)
Doktor Spankenstein
(SAH3)
Raisin Smuggler
(BMH3)
Santa on crack
(Sah3)
Moose Shocka
(AH3)
Big Bloody Ketchup
(AH3)
Advanced Sexy Kitty
Created by Gin | Inspired by many