Cost: $136*
After many conversations and much consideration DFWH3 has decided on the new TXIH 2020 date: August 14-16 2020. Though we all have concerns about an August date, we had even more concerns about intentionally pushing back to next year. If you are looking for a rego, please sign up on the waiting list.
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This is officially the unofficial packing list of TXIH things you should bring along with everything else you need: Your own unique Vessel (none will be provided), A second unique vessel for WATER, sunscreen, bug spray, extra drinking water/ice, cleaning wipes, hand sanitizer, Bring. A. Mask., personal shade device (hat, umbrella, whatever), hydration stuffs, costumes (see schedule for themes), personal camp fan/cooling device, BRING. A. MASK., liquor if you're into that kinda thing...
BYOT
It's a campout. Bring your camping stuff or arrange with someone local to borrow some camping stuff.
Reindeer Manor - 410 Houston School Rd, Red Oak, TX 75154
Gates open at 10am. Check-in as you enter.
Kegs tapped at 12pm.
Meals provided: dinner
Haunted house, open 9pm to Midnight.
Theme: 20/20 Vision (Nerd Night)
There will be trail, olympdics, etc.
Meals provided: breakfast, lunch, dinner
Theme: Whoring/Horroring 20's
All good things must end. You don't have to leave immediately, but you do have to leave eventually.
Meals provided: breakfast
GTFO: 2pm
Theme: Hangover
including:
Brown And Sticky
(SAH3)
Cock Ness Monster
(VoodooH3)
Dirty Hairy
(FtWH3)
Spread Eagle
(eATMeH3)
Porta Puke
(DFWH3)
Oscar Not-So-WIlde
(EPH3/Dallas H3)
BEEFEATER
(SH4)
Drowning in Dick
(Mosquito H3)
8 Small
(ACHH)
2-Mennonite
(Houston H3)
Poop! There It Is
(W3H3)
Ovulator
(Dallas)
Fast and Bicurious
(WH4-DCRW)
Just Deb
(AH3)
Ole Yell Her
(Flour Mound H3)
Daddy-WarFucks
(SAH3)
Advanced Sexy Kitty
My Name is Forest... Forest Green
(Houston)
Quiver in the River
(OKCW3H3)
Flying Penis
(DFWH3)
Homodynamics
(Kawh3)
TreeREX
(eATMeH3)
Santa on crack
(Sah3)
Doktor Spankenstein
(SAH3)
Poly Mammary
(GalvH3)
Bacon Drippn's
(DallasH3)
Pussy Juice Cocktail
(C2H3)
Noodling
(MH3 and LGH3)
4-Play
(Dallas)
Freddy mercury can't play kickball
(San antonio kiss ...)
Butter Bling
(ICBINMH3)
Whore's Bath
(TITS)
Red Rocket Rider
(DUHHH)
Cums Alone
(AuroraH3)
Fallopian dude
(HEADTellers bitch h3)
Pukey Tickle Twat
(TITS)
HermaphroditesOnUnicycles
(ScotchH3)
Big booty hoe
(EPH3)
CunniCLINKus
(VoodooH3)
Tird in the Beaver
(RIH3)
Inappropriate
(Houston)
Pump and Dump
(TITS)
Pinoquiknows
(FLHHH)
The Cocktease Falcon
(EWH3)
Jedi Mind Wank
(DFWH3)
Helicocktor
(TITS)
Pink Slit
(EPH3)
Mount gushmore
(Wandering whore)
Hi on Pot
(eATMeH3)
ESPN
(BMH3)
Altered Boy
(SAH3)
Puke
(Houston)
Swine Floozy
(Kawh3)
Cock-a-shot'll-do
(eATMeH3)
Nuthin' But Net
(Kimchi H3)
3-Way Plug
(MOOOOUSTON)
Vaginal vortex
(Ruff packH3)
Tater Tits
(DFWH3)
Just Jesse
(Kawh3)
KatchUp
(Brass Monkey H3)
DFL
(eATMeH3)
Chum Dumpster
(VoodooH3)
Fucking Shyster
(Houston)
Old faithful
(mosquito h3)
Vagineer
(MOOOOUSTON)
Hung Daddy Tutu
(Special Moments H3)
Lick N Slide
(TITS)
Dickless Tracy
(Houston)
Yellow Rose of Texas
(DFW-H3)
Just Max
(Hill Country HASH...)
Dresses with Wolves
(Brass Monkey H3)
Raisin Smuggler
(BMH3)
Pastor Oil
(KissMyH3)
Fuck u Knave
(Knuckledraggers H3)
Kate perry
(Camp Fancy Pants ...)
Just Taylor
(Kawh3)
McTingle My Taco
(eATMeH3)
Chippenfail
(KMH3)
Clitter
(Hh4)
Bitch Whisperer
(EPH3)
Alley Cat
(AH3)
Kumoniwannleiya
(GH3)
Clam Slammed
(Corpus Christi ha...)
Nice Spread
(DFWH3)
Whistle 4 Sex
(Ruff Pack H3 )
Temple of Poon
(EPH3)
Croc of Shit
(BMH3)
DickLover
(TCH)
Infidellatio
(EWH3)
Pierced Vagina Cleaner
(TITS)
Eat-A-Pole Complex
(Voodoo H3)
Terro-jism
(eATMeH3)
Pipe Sloth
(noDuhhh)
Quality Asshole (QnA)
(P2H4)
Just James
(Smooth Kitty H3)
NoGirth
(P2H4)
No Cunttrol
(VoodooH3)
The Udder Ho
(SHIT)
UB Paloma
(eATMe H3)
Krickets Fly Free
(DUHHH)
Stank Dick
(Choo Choo H3)
Roadrash
(DFW-H3)
jerryz kidd
(sah3)
Pink Fanny
(DUHHH)
I Prefer Carpet
(MPLS_H3)
Used Rubber
(Eph3 )
Cum Dumpling
(EWH3)
Titty Bar
(HCH3)
Shiny Tiny
(AH3)
Buy Fellatio
(MOOOOUSTON)
Mac Splatty
(CUH3)
Donut Holer
(DUFF H3)
Toe Butter
(eATMeH3)
Cocktistic
(B2H3)
Strap On Elvis
(BMH3)
Name My Vagina
(Dallas)
Bump Her Stick Her
(AH3)
Kinky Rider
(DFWH3)
Faux Poo
(MOOOOUSTON)
Red Menace
(DFWH3)
Me So Thorny
(SAH3)
My Little Boner
(eATMeH3)
Nipples are Hard Math is Easy
(SAH3)
Weee balls
(Kawh3)
Yard Ralph
(eATMe BCSH3)
Armed & Manger-ous
(TrvlWhrH3)
How Big is Your Mouth?!?
(DFWH3)
EitherWay
(DTDH3)
Just Ben
(BoulderH3)
Just Pam
(LGH3)
octopussy
(h4)
Too Many Naughty Trannies
(SAH3)
Tanned Peaches
(DFWH3 (fwh3))
Just Kevin
(DFW-H3)
Poophole Loophole
(MOOOOUSTON)
My Boyfriend Joe
(Dallas)
Smut Mutt
(AH3)
Soft Erections Are Noble (SEANob)
(eATMeH3)
Full Service
(P2H4)
I’m So Rong
(Huzzah Hash House...)
Pretzel
(Texas Crab Hash)
Deadhead
(FWH3)
Mouthy Bitch
(Anchorage Alaska H3)
Beer Ray
(GCH3)
Cockó Bel Grãnde
(OBH3)
Captain Save-A-Ho
(SAH3)
Fuck-A-Bear Workshop
(H4)
Toyota Rollova
(VoodooH3)
Just Jazmin
(DFWH3)
Dry Hose
(AH3)
Rojo Hammer Toe
(AuroraH3)
CockTails! Woo-oo!
Geronimo
(LH3)
Womb Raider
(SAH3)
Top Shelf
(New Orleans H3 (T...)
Cumbusta Ho
(Rph3)
Ptera-DIC-tyl
(LGH3)
Ied
(ARH3)
Clam slammer
(Jhavalina H3)
Kneel and Bob
(FUH3)
Just Sandra
(Huzzah_H3)
Inbred
(DFWH3)
Horse Nuts McGee
(Wako H3, Waco TX)
BigJerk
(Water Bear H3)
Chocolate Lady
(VoodooH3)
down N dirty
(SAH3)
Explosive Glittoris
(VoodooH3)
Shiggy Stardust!
(VoodooH3)
Deepthroat Corndog
(CLH3)
FUPA
(AH3)
Little Stick
(Houston H3)
Pimp doggie dawg
(Gh3)
Cougar Moist Panties
(TITS)
Spin Cycle
(Houston)
Holy hic-cock
(BALH3)
HEADTeller
(Larrikins/TRASH/NGS)
White Girl Wasted
(Xxxtrath3)
Just Anna
(Nomad Hash House ...)
Just chad
(BMH3)
Holey Clit, Batman!
(eATMeH3)
Tits for Tots
(T.I.T.S.)
Mad Maxipad
(Huzzah_H3)
I’m On My Pyramid
(AH3)
Rock, Paper, Strippers
(SDH3)
Something about Lindsey Lohan
(EWH3)
Infested.BFK
(Houston)
Drymple
(Dfwh3)
Big Bloody Ketchup
(AH3)
Mr. Hanky
(Austin H3)
Aryan Sisterhood
(BMH3)
Platterpuss
(Houston H3)
Masturgator
(Brass Monkey H3)
Kinky Candied Ham
(Huzzah_H3)
Ho White & the 7 Dwarfs
(A2H3)
Muddy Mulligan
(DFWH3)
Take Me Out to the Frat Boys
(Kawh3)
Whitney MuthaFuckin Houston
(DFWH3)
Shiver Me Titters
(BJH3)
Fist Her Twice
(Huzzah_H3)
Hot Ham Wallet
(BMH3)
Ub saul
(eATMeH3)
Li'l Chicken Choker
(GQ Quarterly H3)
Tainted Loveseat
(LGH3)
Homoglobin
(BMH3)
Dodgeballs
(CHOLLAH3/MrHH3 )
Squeef
(AH3)
E.R.I.C
(Traveling Bimbos H3)
Ben Dover R My Panties Showin'
(DallasH3)
Dick Assley
(Moving On-On Over...)
No No Square
(DH3)
Wrong Dong Thong
(FWH3)
Sucks the Dick/Shoots the Dude
(IndyScent)
Gagamale
(RPH3)
Outside cat
(BMH3)
Year of the Dong
Squeely Dan
(SAH3)
Smearmeoff
(Eph3 )
Tits Baaaaad
(SAH3)
Lind Bang Her Please
(KissMyH3)
Exhi-booty-nist
(SAH3)
Caught Red Handed
(HABH3)
Just Dave
(LH3)
Taint the Rainbow
(SAH3)
Pornarotti
(AH3)
McPisser
(Houston)
Hunt for Head October
(Flower Mound H3)
Kennel My Kiddie
(CTrH3)
4 Fucks Cakes
(SembachH3)
Bonesucker
(AH3)
DWI
(BoiseH3)
Red foreskin
(eATMe BCSH3)
Let the Babies Hit the Floor
(NODUH)
Cougarrand
(Houston H3)
4get-me-nutz
(HABH3)
PUBIC MANICURE STYLIST (PMS)
(Bay Area Larrikin...)
Meatless Wonder
(Austin H3)
It’s Never Long Enough
(Dallas H3)
Beddy Boop
(eATMeH3)
Toys4twats
(ARH3)
Just Desi
(SAH3)
NFHN Karen
(Camp Fancy Pants ...)
Faming Flaggett
(DUHHH)
Jizzum & Jettison
(Survivor H3)
Horsefli Drivebi
(Houston)
Twater moccasin
(CSCH3)
Shix Appeal
(MiamiH3)
Just Dan
(Lake Charles Mudbugs)
Little Shop of Horrors
(LRH3)
DTR
(BMH3)
Too Sexy For My Shorts
(P2H4)
Hard dickens cider
(BMH3)
@ss Gagger
(Kawh3)
Pier 1 Butt Plug
(Kawh3)
Pink Panty Poacher
(DFWH3)
No Name Matthew
(OmahaH3)
Scrummie Seconds
(VDH3)
Prince Docker
(Survivor H3)
Sweet Teets
(SAH3)
I Dream of Weenie
(Keep Austin Weird...)
Cave of Wonders
(Huzzah_H3)
Down Down to Tuna Town
(OKCW3H3)
Cleveland Clothesline
(eATMeH3)
Evaporated MILF
(BJH3)
Joseph Marquez
(Camp Fancy Pants ...)
Toaster Tongs
(TTTH3)
Squirt On Saturdays
(DFW-H3)
Straight As A Fucking Arrow
(Huzzah_H3)
Thee Lawnmoaner
(Noh3)
Black Sheep Moan
(KAW! H3)
Slide into me
(SAH3)
Carniwhore
(MOOOOUSTON)
Jack in the Bus
(A_H3)
Drag Queen
(SacH3)
PeeCock
(LGH3)
Swallow my Cummitment
(BJH3)
Suckers Bet
(SembachH3)
Crack For Beer
(TTTH3)
Deporta Potty
(DallasH3)
Vienna Sausage Party
(Kawh3)
Just Katya (MOOOOUSTON)
Just Person
(Huzzah H3)
C4
(LGH3)
Fairy cat shit
(GLTRCTYH3)
Little man in a boat
(MCH3)
Tie Me Up Emo
(eATMeH3)
Just Becki
(Lake Charles Mudbugs)
Just Greg
(Houston)
Hippie Swallow
(Mastrubation H3)
Brother Darryl Or My Other Brother Darryl
(SAH3)
Just Bobby
(AH3)
Ho Ho
(Dallas)
Semicuntductor
(Kawh3)
Back That Ass Up
(DH3)
Tranny Klause
(NoDuh)
Big Gulp
(Muenster H3)
Titty Puke
(ECH3)
Mouth Organ
(Houston Ankle Bit...)
Egg Beater
(TITS)
Backbeard
(DUHHH)
Chippen Failz
(FTH3)
Ranger Smurf
(C2H3)
Geek
(Houston H3)
Anal Adventure
(FWH3)
The Chandler Handler
(TITS)
Moose Shocka
(AH3)
Daddy's Big Load
(Dallas H3)
Asswip'e
(BoiseH3)
Scuba Steve
(NoH3-)
Bubble Cumm
(GQ Quartely H3)
Just Michelle
(Lake Charles Mudbugs)
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