Cost: $136*
After many conversations and much consideration DFWH3 has decided on the new TXIH 2020 date: August 14-16 2020. Though we all have concerns about an August date, we had even more concerns about intentionally pushing back to next year. If you are looking for a rego, please sign up on the waiting list.
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This is officially the unofficial packing list of TXIH things you should bring along with everything else you need: Your own unique Vessel (none will be provided), A second unique vessel for WATER, sunscreen, bug spray, extra drinking water/ice, cleaning wipes, hand sanitizer, Bring. A. Mask., personal shade device (hat, umbrella, whatever), hydration stuffs, costumes (see schedule for themes), personal camp fan/cooling device, BRING. A. MASK., liquor if you're into that kinda thing...
BYOT
It's a campout. Bring your camping stuff or arrange with someone local to borrow some camping stuff.
Reindeer Manor - 410 Houston School Rd, Red Oak, TX 75154
Gates open at 10am. Check-in as you enter.
Kegs tapped at 12pm.
Meals provided: dinner
Haunted house, open 9pm to Midnight.
Theme: 20/20 Vision (Nerd Night)
There will be trail, olympdics, etc.
Meals provided: breakfast, lunch, dinner
Theme: Whoring/Horroring 20's
All good things must end. You don't have to leave immediately, but you do have to leave eventually.
Meals provided: breakfast
GTFO: 2pm
Theme: Hangover
including:
Donut Holer
(DUFF H3)
Pukey Tickle Twat
(TITS)
Ptera-DIC-tyl
(LGH3)
Titty Puke
(ECH3)
Horse Nuts McGee
(Wako H3, Waco TX)
Red Rocket Rider
(DUHHH)
Deporta Potty
(DallasH3)
Cock Ness Monster
(VoodooH3)
DFL
(eATMeH3)
Prince Docker
(Survivor H3)
Kneel and Bob
(FUH3)
Masturgator
(Brass Monkey H3)
Fist Her Twice
(Huzzah_H3)
@ss Gagger
(Kawh3)
Deepthroat Corndog
(CLH3)
White Girl Wasted
(Xxxtrath3)
Bonesucker
(AH3)
Mad Maxipad
(Huzzah_H3)
Just Max
(Hill Country HASH...)
The Chandler Handler
(TITS)
Poly Mammary
(GalvH3)
The Cocktease Falcon
(EWH3)
4get-me-nutz
(HABH3)
Shiggy Stardust!
(VoodooH3)
Just Dan
(Lake Charles Mudbugs)
Pastor Oil
(KissMyH3)
Pierced Vagina Cleaner
(TITS)
Ho White & the 7 Dwarfs
(A2H3)
Geek
(Houston H3)
Squeef
(AH3)
Hi on Pot
(eATMeH3)
Straight As A Fucking Arrow
(Huzzah_H3)
Nuthin' But Net
(Kimchi H3)
8 Small
(ACHH)
Mouthy Bitch
(Anchorage Alaska H3)
Tie Me Up Emo
(eATMeH3)
Joseph Marquez
(Camp Fancy Pants ...)
Geronimo
(LH3)
Just Sandra
(Huzzah_H3)
Mouth Organ
(Houston Ankle Bit...)
Croc of Shit
(BMH3)
Just Katya (MOOOOUSTON)
Scrummie Seconds
(VDH3)
Bitch Whisperer
(EPH3)
DTR
(BMH3)
I’m On My Pyramid
(AH3)
Dodgeballs
(CHOLLAH3/MrHH3 )
Mr. Hanky
(Austin H3)
Pink Slit
(EPH3)
Kumoniwannleiya
(GH3)
Roadrash
(DFW-H3)
Chippenfail
(KMH3)
Jack in the Bus
(A_H3)
Dresses with Wolves
(Brass Monkey H3)
Ied
(ARH3)
Whistle 4 Sex
(Ruff Pack H3 )
Wrong Dong Thong
(FWH3)
Porta Puke
(DFWH3)
McPisser
(Houston)
4-Play
(Dallas)
Asswip'e
(BoiseH3)
Toaster Tongs
(TTTH3)
Just Greg
(Houston)
Red foreskin
(eATMe BCSH3)
Big Gulp
(Muenster H3)
Tits for Tots
(T.I.T.S.)
Spread Eagle
(eATMeH3)
Lick N Slide
(TITS)
Spin Cycle
(Houston)
Squeely Dan
(SAH3)
Little Shop of Horrors
(LRH3)
Faming Flaggett
(DUHHH)
BigJerk
(Water Bear H3)
Pussy Juice Cocktail
(C2H3)
Drymple
(Dfwh3)
Swallow my Cummitment
(BJH3)
Old faithful
(mosquito h3)
Egg Beater
(TITS)
Sweet Teets
(SAH3)
Brown And Sticky
(SAH3)
Just Person
(Huzzah H3)
Ub saul
(eATMeH3)
Eat-A-Pole Complex
(Voodoo H3)
Brother Darryl Or My Other Brother Darryl
(SAH3)
Just Ben
(BoulderH3)
Lind Bang Her Please
(KissMyH3)
Cumbusta Ho
(Rph3)
Tainted Loveseat
(LGH3)
NFHN Karen
(Camp Fancy Pants ...)
Weee balls
(Kawh3)
Jizzum & Jettison
(Survivor H3)
Pipe Sloth
(noDuhhh)
Moose Shocka
(AH3)
DWI
(BoiseH3)
McTingle My Taco
(eATMeH3)
Yard Ralph
(eATMe BCSH3)
Inappropriate
(Houston)
Cock-a-shot'll-do
(eATMeH3)
Whitney MuthaFuckin Houston
(DFWH3)
Bump Her Stick Her
(AH3)
NoGirth
(P2H4)
Explosive Glittoris
(VoodooH3)
Fast and Bicurious
(WH4-DCRW)
My Boyfriend Joe
(Dallas)
Bacon Drippn's
(DallasH3)
Captain Save-A-Ho
(SAH3)
Kinky Rider
(DFWH3)
Fallopian dude
(HEADTellers bitch h3)
How Big is Your Mouth?!?
(DFWH3)
Ben Dover R My Panties Showin'
(DallasH3)
Cums Alone
(AuroraH3)
Shiny Tiny
(AH3)
Ranger Smurf
(C2H3)
Smearmeoff
(Eph3 )
Tater Tits
(DFWH3)
Slide into me
(SAH3)
Fucking Shyster
(Houston)
Clam Slammed
(Corpus Christi ha...)
Dickless Tracy
(Houston)
Ovulator
(Dallas)
DickLover
(TCH)
Platterpuss
(Houston H3)
Pink Fanny
(DUHHH)
down N dirty
(SAH3)
Kennel My Kiddie
(CTrH3)
Cougarrand
(Houston H3)
UB Paloma
(eATMe H3)
Dry Hose
(AH3)
Homodynamics
(Kawh3)
TreeREX
(eATMeH3)
Horsefli Drivebi
(Houston)
Aryan Sisterhood
(BMH3)
It’s Never Long Enough
(Dallas H3)
Quality Asshole (QnA)
(P2H4)
Just James
(Smooth Kitty H3)
Raisin Smuggler
(BMH3)
E.R.I.C
(Traveling Bimbos H3)
Little Stick
(Houston H3)
Stank Dick
(Choo Choo H3)
Inbred
(DFWH3)
3-Way Plug
(MOOOOUSTON)
Fairy cat shit
(GLTRCTYH3)
Drowning in Dick
(Mosquito H3)
Caught Red Handed
(HABH3)
Cleveland Clothesline
(eATMeH3)
FUPA
(AH3)
Hard dickens cider
(BMH3)
Too Sexy For My Shorts
(P2H4)
Rojo Hammer Toe
(AuroraH3)
Shix Appeal
(MiamiH3)
Whore's Bath
(TITS)
Krickets Fly Free
(DUHHH)
Just Jazmin
(DFWH3)
Yellow Rose of Texas
(DFW-H3)
I’m So Rong
(Huzzah Hash House...)
Suckers Bet
(SembachH3)
Infidellatio
(EWH3)
Altered Boy
(SAH3)
Temple of Poon
(EPH3)
Fuck-A-Bear Workshop
(H4)
Me So Thorny
(SAH3)
Daddy-WarFucks
(SAH3)
Scuba Steve
(NoH3-)
Cockó Bel Grãnde
(OBH3)
Strap On Elvis
(BMH3)
Bubble Cumm
(GQ Quartely H3)
4 Fucks Cakes
(SembachH3)
HEADTeller
(Larrikins/TRASH/NGS)
jerryz kidd
(sah3)
Just Jesse
(Kawh3)
Noodling
(MH3 and LGH3)
I Prefer Carpet
(MPLS_H3)
Deadhead
(FWH3)
Just Anna
(Nomad Hash House ...)
Exhi-booty-nist
(SAH3)
Hunt for Head October
(Flower Mound H3)
Poop! There It Is
(W3H3)
Outside cat
(BMH3)
Clitter
(Hh4)
Swine Floozy
(Kawh3)
Daddy's Big Load
(Dallas H3)
Gagamale
(RPH3)
Pimp doggie dawg
(Gh3)
Nice Spread
(DFWH3)
Squirt On Saturdays
(DFW-H3)
Oscar Not-So-WIlde
(EPH3/Dallas H3)
Dirty Hairy
(FtWH3)
Cum Dumpling
(EWH3)
Pier 1 Butt Plug
(Kawh3)
EitherWay
(DTDH3)
octopussy
(h4)
Mount gushmore
(Wandering whore)
Just Desi
(SAH3)
Pump and Dump
(TITS)
Just Kevin
(DFW-H3)
Flying Penis
(DFWH3)
Chocolate Lady
(VoodooH3)
C4
(LGH3)
Backbeard
(DUHHH)
Armed & Manger-ous
(TrvlWhrH3)
Shiver Me Titters
(BJH3)
Hung Daddy Tutu
(Special Moments H3)
Hot Ham Wallet
(BMH3)
I Dream of Weenie
(Keep Austin Weird...)
Thee Lawnmoaner
(Noh3)
Mac Splatty
(CUH3)
Fuck u Knave
(Knuckledraggers H3)
Pinoquiknows
(FLHHH)
HermaphroditesOnUnicycles
(ScotchH3)
Vaginal vortex
(Ruff packH3)
My Name is Forest... Forest Green
(Houston)
Beddy Boop
(eATMeH3)
Buy Fellatio
(MOOOOUSTON)
Used Rubber
(Eph3 )
Evaporated MILF
(BJH3)
Taint the Rainbow
(SAH3)
Cave of Wonders
(Huzzah_H3)
Womb Raider
(SAH3)
Smut Mutt
(AH3)
Quiver in the River
(OKCW3H3)
Butter Bling
(ICBINMH3)
PeeCock
(LGH3)
Let the Babies Hit the Floor
(NODUH)
Hippie Swallow
(Mastrubation H3)
Li'l Chicken Choker
(GQ Quarterly H3)
No No Square
(DH3)
Pink Panty Poacher
(DFWH3)
Tanned Peaches
(DFWH3 (fwh3))
Down Down to Tuna Town
(OKCW3H3)
Red Menace
(DFWH3)
Just chad
(BMH3)
Rock, Paper, Strippers
(SDH3)
Sucks the Dick/Shoots the Dude
(IndyScent)
Kinky Candied Ham
(Huzzah_H3)
Toe Butter
(eATMeH3)
Nipples are Hard Math is Easy
(SAH3)
BEEFEATER
(SH4)
Pornarotti
(AH3)
Top Shelf
(New Orleans H3 (T...)
Beer Ray
(GCH3)
Muddy Mulligan
(DFWH3)
Faux Poo
(MOOOOUSTON)
Helicocktor
(TITS)
Alley Cat
(AH3)
Semicuntductor
(Kawh3)
Drag Queen
(SacH3)
PUBIC MANICURE STYLIST (PMS)
(Bay Area Larrikin...)
Chippen Failz
(FTH3)
Something about Lindsey Lohan
(EWH3)
No Cunttrol
(VoodooH3)
Holy hic-cock
(BALH3)
Tird in the Beaver
(RIH3)
Anal Adventure
(FWH3)
Vagineer
(MOOOOUSTON)
Pretzel
(Texas Crab Hash)
Dick Assley
(Moving On-On Over...)
Santa on crack
(Sah3)
Soft Erections Are Noble (SEANob)
(eATMeH3)
Big Bloody Ketchup
(AH3)
Poophole Loophole
(MOOOOUSTON)
Take Me Out to the Frat Boys
(Kawh3)
Just Dave
(LH3)
KatchUp
(Brass Monkey H3)
Infested.BFK
(Houston)
No Name Matthew
(OmahaH3)
Kate perry
(Camp Fancy Pants ...)
Full Service
(P2H4)
Just Michelle
(Lake Charles Mudbugs)
The Udder Ho
(SHIT)
Just Becki
(Lake Charles Mudbugs)
Ho Ho
(Dallas)
Ole Yell Her
(Flour Mound H3)
Toys4twats
(ARH3)
Doktor Spankenstein
(SAH3)
Terro-jism
(eATMeH3)
Holey Clit, Batman!
(eATMeH3)
Crack For Beer
(TTTH3)
Little man in a boat
(MCH3)
Meatless Wonder
(Austin H3)
Homoglobin
(BMH3)
Tits Baaaaad
(SAH3)
ESPN
(BMH3)
Jedi Mind Wank
(DFWH3)
Big booty hoe
(EPH3)
Chum Dumpster
(VoodooH3)
Back That Ass Up
(DH3)
Just Taylor
(Kawh3)
Twater moccasin
(CSCH3)
Year of the Dong
Tranny Klause
(NoDuh)
Titty Bar
(HCH3)
Vienna Sausage Party
(Kawh3)
Cocktistic
(B2H3)
2-Mennonite
(Houston H3)
Black Sheep Moan
(KAW! H3)
CunniCLINKus
(VoodooH3)
Just Deb
(AH3)
My Little Boner
(eATMeH3)
Too Many Naughty Trannies
(SAH3)
Puke
(Houston)
Clam slammer
(Jhavalina H3)
Advanced Sexy Kitty
Just Bobby
(AH3)
Just Pam
(LGH3)
CockTails! Woo-oo!
Freddy mercury can't play kickball
(San antonio kiss ...)
Toyota Rollova
(VoodooH3)
Cougar Moist Panties
(TITS)
Name My Vagina
(Dallas)
Carniwhore
(MOOOOUSTON)
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