Cost: $136*
After many conversations and much consideration DFWH3 has decided on the new TXIH 2020 date: August 14-16 2020. Though we all have concerns about an August date, we had even more concerns about intentionally pushing back to next year. If you are looking for a rego, please sign up on the waiting list.
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This is officially the unofficial packing list of TXIH things you should bring along with everything else you need: Your own unique Vessel (none will be provided), A second unique vessel for WATER, sunscreen, bug spray, extra drinking water/ice, cleaning wipes, hand sanitizer, Bring. A. Mask., personal shade device (hat, umbrella, whatever), hydration stuffs, costumes (see schedule for themes), personal camp fan/cooling device, BRING. A. MASK., liquor if you're into that kinda thing...
BYOT
It's a campout. Bring your camping stuff or arrange with someone local to borrow some camping stuff.
Reindeer Manor - 410 Houston School Rd, Red Oak, TX 75154
Gates open at 10am. Check-in as you enter.
Kegs tapped at 12pm.
Meals provided: dinner
Haunted house, open 9pm to Midnight.
Theme: 20/20 Vision (Nerd Night)
There will be trail, olympdics, etc.
Meals provided: breakfast, lunch, dinner
Theme: Whoring/Horroring 20's
All good things must end. You don't have to leave immediately, but you do have to leave eventually.
Meals provided: breakfast
GTFO: 2pm
Theme: Hangover
including:
Just Katya (MOOOOUSTON)
Clam slammer
(Jhavalina H3)
No No Square
(DH3)
Mr. Hanky
(Austin H3)
My Boyfriend Joe
(Dallas)
Too Sexy For My Shorts
(P2H4)
Black Sheep Moan
(KAW! H3)
Poop! There It Is
(W3H3)
I Prefer Carpet
(MPLS_H3)
Helicocktor
(TITS)
Altered Boy
(SAH3)
Big Gulp
(Muenster H3)
Mac Splatty
(CUH3)
Hi on Pot
(eATMeH3)
Pussy Juice Cocktail
(C2H3)
Jizzum & Jettison
(Survivor H3)
Let the Babies Hit the Floor
(NODUH)
Fuck u Knave
(Knuckledraggers H3)
Toaster Tongs
(TTTH3)
Ben Dover R My Panties Showin'
(DallasH3)
Just Max
(Hill Country HASH...)
Holey Clit, Batman!
(eATMeH3)
Nuthin' But Net
(Kimchi H3)
Something about Lindsey Lohan
(EWH3)
Bubble Cumm
(GQ Quartely H3)
Anal Adventure
(FWH3)
Drowning in Dick
(Mosquito H3)
Quality Asshole (QnA)
(P2H4)
Cocktistic
(B2H3)
Daddy-WarFucks
(SAH3)
Exhi-booty-nist
(SAH3)
Tird in the Beaver
(RIH3)
Joseph Marquez
(Camp Fancy Pants ...)
Just Kevin
(DFW-H3)
No Name Matthew
(OmahaH3)
Swallow my Cummitment
(BJH3)
Pastor Oil
(KissMyH3)
Buy Fellatio
(MOOOOUSTON)
Tits for Tots
(T.I.T.S.)
Cock Ness Monster
(VoodooH3)
DickLover
(TCH)
Flying Penis
(DFWH3)
Just Desi
(SAH3)
Spin Cycle
(Houston)
Just Michelle
(Lake Charles Mudbugs)
Pretzel
(Texas Crab Hash)
Kneel and Bob
(FUH3)
Too Many Naughty Trannies
(SAH3)
Poly Mammary
(GalvH3)
Tainted Loveseat
(LGH3)
Doktor Spankenstein
(SAH3)
Croc of Shit
(BMH3)
@ss Gagger
(Kawh3)
Pimp doggie dawg
(Gh3)
Alley Cat
(AH3)
I Dream of Weenie
(Keep Austin Weird...)
I’m On My Pyramid
(AH3)
Crack For Beer
(TTTH3)
My Name is Forest... Forest Green
(Houston)
Horse Nuts McGee
(Wako H3, Waco TX)
Fallopian dude
(HEADTellers bitch h3)
4 Fucks Cakes
(SembachH3)
Swine Floozy
(Kawh3)
Armed & Manger-ous
(TrvlWhrH3)
Just chad
(BMH3)
Oscar Not-So-WIlde
(EPH3/Dallas H3)
Pier 1 Butt Plug
(Kawh3)
Vienna Sausage Party
(Kawh3)
Womb Raider
(SAH3)
Tater Tits
(DFWH3)
Kennel My Kiddie
(CTrH3)
Hung Daddy Tutu
(Special Moments H3)
Just Pam
(LGH3)
Little man in a boat
(MCH3)
Just Jesse
(Kawh3)
Pipe Sloth
(noDuhhh)
Caught Red Handed
(HABH3)
DTR
(BMH3)
Just Bobby
(AH3)
BigJerk
(Water Bear H3)
Just Ben
(BoulderH3)
Pornarotti
(AH3)
Shiggy Stardust!
(VoodooH3)
Geek
(Houston H3)
Backbeard
(DUHHH)
Shiny Tiny
(AH3)
Little Shop of Horrors
(LRH3)
Smearmeoff
(Eph3 )
Gagamale
(RPH3)
Just Becki
(Lake Charles Mudbugs)
Cum Dumpling
(EWH3)
Pink Panty Poacher
(DFWH3)
Inbred
(DFWH3)
Dodgeballs
(CHOLLAH3/MrHH3 )
Eat-A-Pole Complex
(Voodoo H3)
Kumoniwannleiya
(GH3)
McTingle My Taco
(eATMeH3)
No Cunttrol
(VoodooH3)
Deepthroat Corndog
(CLH3)
Toys4twats
(ARH3)
TreeREX
(eATMeH3)
Twater moccasin
(CSCH3)
Inappropriate
(Houston)
Shix Appeal
(MiamiH3)
Deadhead
(FWH3)
EitherWay
(DTDH3)
Ole Yell Her
(Flour Mound H3)
Poophole Loophole
(MOOOOUSTON)
C4
(LGH3)
Ranger Smurf
(C2H3)
Wrong Dong Thong
(FWH3)
Just Dave
(LH3)
Ied
(ARH3)
Kinky Rider
(DFWH3)
Down Down to Tuna Town
(OKCW3H3)
Red Menace
(DFWH3)
Titty Puke
(ECH3)
Squeef
(AH3)
Spread Eagle
(eATMeH3)
Pink Fanny
(DUHHH)
Daddy's Big Load
(Dallas H3)
Just Jazmin
(DFWH3)
4-Play
(Dallas)
Rojo Hammer Toe
(AuroraH3)
Mouth Organ
(Houston Ankle Bit...)
NFHN Karen
(Camp Fancy Pants ...)
Donut Holer
(DUFF H3)
Li'l Chicken Choker
(GQ Quarterly H3)
Just James
(Smooth Kitty H3)
The Udder Ho
(SHIT)
Aryan Sisterhood
(BMH3)
Infidellatio
(EWH3)
Take Me Out to the Frat Boys
(Kawh3)
Toe Butter
(eATMeH3)
Quiver in the River
(OKCW3H3)
White Girl Wasted
(Xxxtrath3)
Nipples are Hard Math is Easy
(SAH3)
CockTails! Woo-oo!
Smut Mutt
(AH3)
Back That Ass Up
(DH3)
down N dirty
(SAH3)
Fist Her Twice
(Huzzah_H3)
Cumbusta Ho
(Rph3)
Old faithful
(mosquito h3)
Thee Lawnmoaner
(Noh3)
Hard dickens cider
(BMH3)
Prince Docker
(Survivor H3)
Just Dan
(Lake Charles Mudbugs)
Squeely Dan
(SAH3)
Red Rocket Rider
(DUHHH)
Sucks the Dick/Shoots the Dude
(IndyScent)
Ptera-DIC-tyl
(LGH3)
Brother Darryl Or My Other Brother Darryl
(SAH3)
PUBIC MANICURE STYLIST (PMS)
(Bay Area Larrikin...)
Fuck-A-Bear Workshop
(H4)
Yard Ralph
(eATMe BCSH3)
Egg Beater
(TITS)
Meatless Wonder
(Austin H3)
Ovulator
(Dallas)
Masturgator
(Brass Monkey H3)
jerryz kidd
(sah3)
Explosive Glittoris
(VoodooH3)
Faux Poo
(MOOOOUSTON)
Porta Puke
(DFWH3)
Beer Ray
(GCH3)
Whistle 4 Sex
(Ruff Pack H3 )
Dirty Hairy
(FtWH3)
ESPN
(BMH3)
Fast and Bicurious
(WH4-DCRW)
3-Way Plug
(MOOOOUSTON)
Stank Dick
(Choo Choo H3)
Bonesucker
(AH3)
Chum Dumpster
(VoodooH3)
Deporta Potty
(DallasH3)
Weee balls
(Kawh3)
Muddy Mulligan
(DFWH3)
Dry Hose
(AH3)
Ho White & the 7 Dwarfs
(A2H3)
Outside cat
(BMH3)
Chocolate Lady
(VoodooH3)
4get-me-nutz
(HABH3)
Hunt for Head October
(Flower Mound H3)
Titty Bar
(HCH3)
Straight As A Fucking Arrow
(Huzzah_H3)
Jack in the Bus
(A_H3)
Shiver Me Titters
(BJH3)
Mount gushmore
(Wandering whore)
Puke
(Houston)
Captain Save-A-Ho
(SAH3)
Horsefli Drivebi
(Houston)
Just Sandra
(Huzzah_H3)
Advanced Sexy Kitty
Ub saul
(eATMeH3)
It’s Never Long Enough
(Dallas H3)
Beddy Boop
(eATMeH3)
Santa on crack
(Sah3)
Rock, Paper, Strippers
(SDH3)
8 Small
(ACHH)
Strap On Elvis
(BMH3)
Nice Spread
(DFWH3)
Evaporated MILF
(BJH3)
Just Taylor
(Kawh3)
Scuba Steve
(NoH3-)
Jedi Mind Wank
(DFWH3)
Cleveland Clothesline
(eATMeH3)
Fucking Shyster
(Houston)
Terro-jism
(eATMeH3)
NoGirth
(P2H4)
The Cocktease Falcon
(EWH3)
Butter Bling
(ICBINMH3)
Temple of Poon
(EPH3)
Drymple
(Dfwh3)
KatchUp
(Brass Monkey H3)
Homoglobin
(BMH3)
Cave of Wonders
(Huzzah_H3)
BEEFEATER
(SH4)
Top Shelf
(New Orleans H3 (T...)
Platterpuss
(Houston H3)
Dick Assley
(Moving On-On Over...)
Vaginal vortex
(Ruff packH3)
Sweet Teets
(SAH3)
E.R.I.C
(Traveling Bimbos H3)
Brown And Sticky
(SAH3)
McPisser
(Houston)
Vagineer
(MOOOOUSTON)
Name My Vagina
(Dallas)
Just Deb
(AH3)
Infested.BFK
(Houston)
Toyota Rollova
(VoodooH3)
Taint the Rainbow
(SAH3)
Semicuntductor
(Kawh3)
Just Anna
(Nomad Hash House ...)
Tits Baaaaad
(SAH3)
Yellow Rose of Texas
(DFW-H3)
Dresses with Wolves
(Brass Monkey H3)
Dickless Tracy
(Houston)
Tanned Peaches
(DFWH3 (fwh3))
Raisin Smuggler
(BMH3)
Suckers Bet
(SembachH3)
Cockó Bel Grãnde
(OBH3)
Kate perry
(Camp Fancy Pants ...)
HermaphroditesOnUnicycles
(ScotchH3)
Clam Slammed
(Corpus Christi ha...)
Tranny Klause
(NoDuh)
Cougarrand
(Houston H3)
Slide into me
(SAH3)
Whore's Bath
(TITS)
Hippie Swallow
(Mastrubation H3)
Ho Ho
(Dallas)
octopussy
(h4)
Whitney MuthaFuckin Houston
(DFWH3)
How Big is Your Mouth?!?
(DFWH3)
Holy hic-cock
(BALH3)
Kinky Candied Ham
(Huzzah_H3)
Used Rubber
(Eph3 )
Krickets Fly Free
(DUHHH)
Red foreskin
(eATMe BCSH3)
2-Mennonite
(Houston H3)
Bump Her Stick Her
(AH3)
Geronimo
(LH3)
Little Stick
(Houston H3)
Pierced Vagina Cleaner
(TITS)
Mouthy Bitch
(Anchorage Alaska H3)
Cougar Moist Panties
(TITS)
Mad Maxipad
(Huzzah_H3)
HEADTeller
(Larrikins/TRASH/NGS)
Freddy mercury can't play kickball
(San antonio kiss ...)
Cock-a-shot'll-do
(eATMeH3)
I’m So Rong
(Huzzah Hash House...)
Bitch Whisperer
(EPH3)
Cums Alone
(AuroraH3)
Big Bloody Ketchup
(AH3)
Clitter
(Hh4)
CunniCLINKus
(VoodooH3)
Scrummie Seconds
(VDH3)
Roadrash
(DFW-H3)
Chippen Failz
(FTH3)
Lind Bang Her Please
(KissMyH3)
Carniwhore
(MOOOOUSTON)
Pump and Dump
(TITS)
Noodling
(MH3 and LGH3)
Squirt On Saturdays
(DFW-H3)
My Little Boner
(eATMeH3)
Just Greg
(Houston)
Pinoquiknows
(FLHHH)
Homodynamics
(Kawh3)
Chippenfail
(KMH3)
Me So Thorny
(SAH3)
Big booty hoe
(EPH3)
Hot Ham Wallet
(BMH3)
Faming Flaggett
(DUHHH)
Fairy cat shit
(GLTRCTYH3)
Soft Erections Are Noble (SEANob)
(eATMeH3)
Tie Me Up Emo
(eATMeH3)
Year of the Dong
Pukey Tickle Twat
(TITS)
Asswip'e
(BoiseH3)
Moose Shocka
(AH3)
PeeCock
(LGH3)
Pink Slit
(EPH3)
UB Paloma
(eATMe H3)
Lick N Slide
(TITS)
Full Service
(P2H4)
Just Person
(Huzzah H3)
The Chandler Handler
(TITS)
DFL
(eATMeH3)
Drag Queen
(SacH3)
DWI
(BoiseH3)
Bacon Drippn's
(DallasH3)
FUPA
(AH3)
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