Cost: $136*
After many conversations and much consideration DFWH3 has decided on the new TXIH 2020 date: August 14-16 2020. Though we all have concerns about an August date, we had even more concerns about intentionally pushing back to next year. If you are looking for a rego, please sign up on the waiting list.
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This is officially the unofficial packing list of TXIH things you should bring along with everything else you need: Your own unique Vessel (none will be provided), A second unique vessel for WATER, sunscreen, bug spray, extra drinking water/ice, cleaning wipes, hand sanitizer, Bring. A. Mask., personal shade device (hat, umbrella, whatever), hydration stuffs, costumes (see schedule for themes), personal camp fan/cooling device, BRING. A. MASK., liquor if you're into that kinda thing...
BYOT
It's a campout. Bring your camping stuff or arrange with someone local to borrow some camping stuff.
Reindeer Manor - 410 Houston School Rd, Red Oak, TX 75154
Gates open at 10am. Check-in as you enter.
Kegs tapped at 12pm.
Meals provided: dinner
Haunted house, open 9pm to Midnight.
Theme: 20/20 Vision (Nerd Night)
There will be trail, olympdics, etc.
Meals provided: breakfast, lunch, dinner
Theme: Whoring/Horroring 20's
All good things must end. You don't have to leave immediately, but you do have to leave eventually.
Meals provided: breakfast
GTFO: 2pm
Theme: Hangover
including:
Quiver in the River
(OKCW3H3)
I Dream of Weenie
(Keep Austin Weird...)
Titty Puke
(ECH3)
Mad Maxipad
(Huzzah_H3)
Me So Thorny
(SAH3)
No Name Matthew
(OmahaH3)
DFL
(eATMeH3)
Eat-A-Pole Complex
(Voodoo H3)
Cock-a-shot'll-do
(eATMeH3)
Spread Eagle
(eATMeH3)
How Big is Your Mouth?!?
(DFWH3)
jerryz kidd
(sah3)
Hard dickens cider
(BMH3)
The Udder Ho
(SHIT)
Nice Spread
(DFWH3)
Temple of Poon
(EPH3)
Ho White & the 7 Dwarfs
(A2H3)
Butter Bling
(ICBINMH3)
Cums Alone
(AuroraH3)
Let the Babies Hit the Floor
(NODUH)
Terro-jism
(eATMeH3)
Tird in the Beaver
(RIH3)
Noodling
(MH3 and LGH3)
Little man in a boat
(MCH3)
Holy hic-cock
(BALH3)
Hippie Swallow
(Mastrubation H3)
8 Small
(ACHH)
Deadhead
(FWH3)
Geek
(Houston H3)
Cougarrand
(Houston H3)
I Prefer Carpet
(MPLS_H3)
Cleveland Clothesline
(eATMeH3)
Fairy cat shit
(GLTRCTYH3)
Masturgator
(Brass Monkey H3)
Shiver Me Titters
(BJH3)
Semicuntductor
(Kawh3)
Kumoniwannleiya
(GH3)
Just Taylor
(Kawh3)
Outside cat
(BMH3)
Croc of Shit
(BMH3)
Beddy Boop
(eATMeH3)
Suckers Bet
(SembachH3)
Twater moccasin
(CSCH3)
Poophole Loophole
(MOOOOUSTON)
Strap On Elvis
(BMH3)
Jedi Mind Wank
(DFWH3)
Ben Dover R My Panties Showin'
(DallasH3)
Daddy's Big Load
(Dallas H3)
Geronimo
(LH3)
Kennel My Kiddie
(CTrH3)
Mac Splatty
(CUH3)
Porta Puke
(DFWH3)
Toe Butter
(eATMeH3)
Tranny Klause
(NoDuh)
Hunt for Head October
(Flower Mound H3)
Meatless Wonder
(Austin H3)
Gagamale
(RPH3)
Squirt On Saturdays
(DFW-H3)
Pimp doggie dawg
(Gh3)
Thee Lawnmoaner
(Noh3)
Fist Her Twice
(Huzzah_H3)
Shix Appeal
(MiamiH3)
Dodgeballs
(CHOLLAH3/MrHH3 )
Fuck-A-Bear Workshop
(H4)
Holey Clit, Batman!
(eATMeH3)
Pump and Dump
(TITS)
Whore's Bath
(TITS)
No No Square
(DH3)
Platterpuss
(Houston H3)
Muddy Mulligan
(DFWH3)
Captain Save-A-Ho
(SAH3)
Rojo Hammer Toe
(AuroraH3)
Just Jesse
(Kawh3)
Deporta Potty
(DallasH3)
NoGirth
(P2H4)
Bitch Whisperer
(EPH3)
Drymple
(Dfwh3)
Alley Cat
(AH3)
Lick N Slide
(TITS)
@ss Gagger
(Kawh3)
2-Mennonite
(Houston H3)
The Chandler Handler
(TITS)
Just James
(Smooth Kitty H3)
Mr. Hanky
(Austin H3)
Pussy Juice Cocktail
(C2H3)
Egg Beater
(TITS)
Horse Nuts McGee
(Wako H3, Waco TX)
Old faithful
(mosquito h3)
Something about Lindsey Lohan
(EWH3)
Pretzel
(Texas Crab Hash)
No Cunttrol
(VoodooH3)
Smut Mutt
(AH3)
Poly Mammary
(GalvH3)
I’m So Rong
(Huzzah Hash House...)
Titty Bar
(HCH3)
Brown And Sticky
(SAH3)
Dresses with Wolves
(Brass Monkey H3)
4 Fucks Cakes
(SembachH3)
Just Kevin
(DFW-H3)
Tater Tits
(DFWH3)
Red Rocket Rider
(DUHHH)
Too Sexy For My Shorts
(P2H4)
NFHN Karen
(Camp Fancy Pants ...)
Name My Vagina
(Dallas)
Aryan Sisterhood
(BMH3)
Vienna Sausage Party
(Kawh3)
Carniwhore
(MOOOOUSTON)
Hot Ham Wallet
(BMH3)
Whistle 4 Sex
(Ruff Pack H3 )
Chippen Failz
(FTH3)
Tanned Peaches
(DFWH3 (fwh3))
Just Dan
(Lake Charles Mudbugs)
Lind Bang Her Please
(KissMyH3)
Clam slammer
(Jhavalina H3)
Just Michelle
(Lake Charles Mudbugs)
Toyota Rollova
(VoodooH3)
Krickets Fly Free
(DUHHH)
Ptera-DIC-tyl
(LGH3)
Infidellatio
(EWH3)
Just Anna
(Nomad Hash House ...)
Kinky Candied Ham
(Huzzah_H3)
Too Many Naughty Trannies
(SAH3)
Evaporated MILF
(BJH3)
Exhi-booty-nist
(SAH3)
Tits for Tots
(T.I.T.S.)
Explosive Glittoris
(VoodooH3)
Sweet Teets
(SAH3)
Jack in the Bus
(A_H3)
3-Way Plug
(MOOOOUSTON)
Chippenfail
(KMH3)
Joseph Marquez
(Camp Fancy Pants ...)
Scrummie Seconds
(VDH3)
4-Play
(Dallas)
down N dirty
(SAH3)
McPisser
(Houston)
Dry Hose
(AH3)
Cum Dumpling
(EWH3)
Just Pam
(LGH3)
Ranger Smurf
(C2H3)
Swallow my Cummitment
(BJH3)
DickLover
(TCH)
Just Max
(Hill Country HASH...)
HEADTeller
(Larrikins/TRASH/NGS)
Kate perry
(Camp Fancy Pants ...)
Homodynamics
(Kawh3)
Freddy mercury can't play kickball
(San antonio kiss ...)
Altered Boy
(SAH3)
Dick Assley
(Moving On-On Over...)
Black Sheep Moan
(KAW! H3)
Just chad
(BMH3)
Horsefli Drivebi
(Houston)
Just Katya (MOOOOUSTON)
Just Greg
(Houston)
4get-me-nutz
(HABH3)
Mouthy Bitch
(Anchorage Alaska H3)
Bump Her Stick Her
(AH3)
Li'l Chicken Choker
(GQ Quarterly H3)
Hi on Pot
(eATMeH3)
McTingle My Taco
(eATMeH3)
Fast and Bicurious
(WH4-DCRW)
Kinky Rider
(DFWH3)
It’s Never Long Enough
(Dallas H3)
Womb Raider
(SAH3)
HermaphroditesOnUnicycles
(ScotchH3)
Swine Floozy
(Kawh3)
Nuthin' But Net
(Kimchi H3)
Cumbusta Ho
(Rph3)
Prince Docker
(Survivor H3)
DTR
(BMH3)
Red Menace
(DFWH3)
KatchUp
(Brass Monkey H3)
Tainted Loveseat
(LGH3)
Brother Darryl Or My Other Brother Darryl
(SAH3)
Hung Daddy Tutu
(Special Moments H3)
Dirty Hairy
(FtWH3)
Top Shelf
(New Orleans H3 (T...)
Flying Penis
(DFWH3)
Cocktistic
(B2H3)
Helicocktor
(TITS)
Pipe Sloth
(noDuhhh)
Mouth Organ
(Houston Ankle Bit...)
Just Desi
(SAH3)
Just Becki
(Lake Charles Mudbugs)
Infested.BFK
(Houston)
Doktor Spankenstein
(SAH3)
Pornarotti
(AH3)
The Cocktease Falcon
(EWH3)
Moose Shocka
(AH3)
Pink Fanny
(DUHHH)
Just Sandra
(Huzzah_H3)
Cave of Wonders
(Huzzah_H3)
My Name is Forest... Forest Green
(Houston)
Little Stick
(Houston H3)
BigJerk
(Water Bear H3)
Red foreskin
(eATMe BCSH3)
Vagineer
(MOOOOUSTON)
Pierced Vagina Cleaner
(TITS)
Deepthroat Corndog
(CLH3)
Chocolate Lady
(VoodooH3)
Cockó Bel Grãnde
(OBH3)
C4
(LGH3)
Soft Erections Are Noble (SEANob)
(eATMeH3)
Pink Slit
(EPH3)
BEEFEATER
(SH4)
Rock, Paper, Strippers
(SDH3)
Used Rubber
(Eph3 )
Inappropriate
(Houston)
Daddy-WarFucks
(SAH3)
Quality Asshole (QnA)
(P2H4)
Big Bloody Ketchup
(AH3)
I’m On My Pyramid
(AH3)
TreeREX
(eATMeH3)
Clitter
(Hh4)
Cougar Moist Panties
(TITS)
PUBIC MANICURE STYLIST (PMS)
(Bay Area Larrikin...)
Weee balls
(Kawh3)
Smearmeoff
(Eph3 )
Asswip'e
(BoiseH3)
Back That Ass Up
(DH3)
UB Paloma
(eATMe H3)
Squeely Dan
(SAH3)
Just Bobby
(AH3)
Pukey Tickle Twat
(TITS)
Squeef
(AH3)
My Little Boner
(eATMeH3)
Tits Baaaaad
(SAH3)
Spin Cycle
(Houston)
Bubble Cumm
(GQ Quartely H3)
Big Gulp
(Muenster H3)
Backbeard
(DUHHH)
Clam Slammed
(Corpus Christi ha...)
Drag Queen
(SacH3)
Big booty hoe
(EPH3)
Toys4twats
(ARH3)
Caught Red Handed
(HABH3)
Bonesucker
(AH3)
Wrong Dong Thong
(FWH3)
E.R.I.C
(Traveling Bimbos H3)
Buy Fellatio
(MOOOOUSTON)
Slide into me
(SAH3)
Fucking Shyster
(Houston)
Straight As A Fucking Arrow
(Huzzah_H3)
Santa on crack
(Sah3)
Pink Panty Poacher
(DFWH3)
CockTails! Woo-oo!
Full Service
(P2H4)
Stank Dick
(Choo Choo H3)
Dickless Tracy
(Houston)
DWI
(BoiseH3)
Pinoquiknows
(FLHHH)
Homoglobin
(BMH3)
Donut Holer
(DUFF H3)
Ole Yell Her
(Flour Mound H3)
octopussy
(h4)
Bacon Drippn's
(DallasH3)
Raisin Smuggler
(BMH3)
Ub saul
(eATMeH3)
Oscar Not-So-WIlde
(EPH3/Dallas H3)
Just Deb
(AH3)
PeeCock
(LGH3)
EitherWay
(DTDH3)
Faming Flaggett
(DUHHH)
Pastor Oil
(KissMyH3)
Toaster Tongs
(TTTH3)
Scuba Steve
(NoH3-)
Kneel and Bob
(FUH3)
Ho Ho
(Dallas)
Pier 1 Butt Plug
(Kawh3)
Shiggy Stardust!
(VoodooH3)
Mount gushmore
(Wandering whore)
Just Jazmin
(DFWH3)
Chum Dumpster
(VoodooH3)
Ied
(ARH3)
Vaginal vortex
(Ruff packH3)
Taint the Rainbow
(SAH3)
Armed & Manger-ous
(TrvlWhrH3)
Inbred
(DFWH3)
FUPA
(AH3)
Yellow Rose of Texas
(DFW-H3)
Sucks the Dick/Shoots the Dude
(IndyScent)
Cock Ness Monster
(VoodooH3)
Faux Poo
(MOOOOUSTON)
Just Person
(Huzzah H3)
Anal Adventure
(FWH3)
Yard Ralph
(eATMe BCSH3)
Just Dave
(LH3)
Year of the Dong
Drowning in Dick
(Mosquito H3)
Advanced Sexy Kitty
Poop! There It Is
(W3H3)
Fuck u Knave
(Knuckledraggers H3)
Down Down to Tuna Town
(OKCW3H3)
My Boyfriend Joe
(Dallas)
Jizzum & Jettison
(Survivor H3)
Shiny Tiny
(AH3)
Whitney MuthaFuckin Houston
(DFWH3)
White Girl Wasted
(Xxxtrath3)
Ovulator
(Dallas)
Tie Me Up Emo
(eATMeH3)
CunniCLINKus
(VoodooH3)
Beer Ray
(GCH3)
Just Ben
(BoulderH3)
Crack For Beer
(TTTH3)
Fallopian dude
(HEADTellers bitch h3)
Little Shop of Horrors
(LRH3)
Take Me Out to the Frat Boys
(Kawh3)
Puke
(Houston)
Roadrash
(DFW-H3)
ESPN
(BMH3)
Nipples are Hard Math is Easy
(SAH3)
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