Cost: $136*
After many conversations and much consideration DFWH3 has decided on the new TXIH 2020 date: August 14-16 2020. Though we all have concerns about an August date, we had even more concerns about intentionally pushing back to next year. If you are looking for a rego, please sign up on the waiting list.
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This is officially the unofficial packing list of TXIH things you should bring along with everything else you need: Your own unique Vessel (none will be provided), A second unique vessel for WATER, sunscreen, bug spray, extra drinking water/ice, cleaning wipes, hand sanitizer, Bring. A. Mask., personal shade device (hat, umbrella, whatever), hydration stuffs, costumes (see schedule for themes), personal camp fan/cooling device, BRING. A. MASK., liquor if you're into that kinda thing...
BYOT
It's a campout. Bring your camping stuff or arrange with someone local to borrow some camping stuff.
Reindeer Manor - 410 Houston School Rd, Red Oak, TX 75154
Gates open at 10am. Check-in as you enter.
Kegs tapped at 12pm.
Meals provided: dinner
Haunted house, open 9pm to Midnight.
Theme: 20/20 Vision (Nerd Night)
There will be trail, olympdics, etc.
Meals provided: breakfast, lunch, dinner
Theme: Whoring/Horroring 20's
All good things must end. You don't have to leave immediately, but you do have to leave eventually.
Meals provided: breakfast
GTFO: 2pm
Theme: Hangover
including:
Just Person
(Huzzah H3)
Cocktistic
(B2H3)
Cougar Moist Panties
(TITS)
Rojo Hammer Toe
(AuroraH3)
Suckers Bet
(SembachH3)
Hot Ham Wallet
(BMH3)
DTR
(BMH3)
Inbred
(DFWH3)
Straight As A Fucking Arrow
(Huzzah_H3)
Beer Ray
(GCH3)
Roadrash
(DFW-H3)
Swine Floozy
(Kawh3)
Armed & Manger-ous
(TrvlWhrH3)
Shix Appeal
(MiamiH3)
Captain Save-A-Ho
(SAH3)
jerryz kidd
(sah3)
Noodling
(MH3 and LGH3)
Weee balls
(Kawh3)
Full Service
(P2H4)
I Dream of Weenie
(Keep Austin Weird...)
Anal Adventure
(FWH3)
Back That Ass Up
(DH3)
Tird in the Beaver
(RIH3)
Lind Bang Her Please
(KissMyH3)
Tainted Loveseat
(LGH3)
Just Desi
(SAH3)
Sweet Teets
(SAH3)
Moose Shocka
(AH3)
Infested.BFK
(Houston)
4get-me-nutz
(HABH3)
My Little Boner
(eATMeH3)
Twater moccasin
(CSCH3)
Toaster Tongs
(TTTH3)
Jack in the Bus
(A_H3)
Cumbusta Ho
(Rph3)
Squirt On Saturdays
(DFW-H3)
Old faithful
(mosquito h3)
The Udder Ho
(SHIT)
Squeely Dan
(SAH3)
Faming Flaggett
(DUHHH)
DickLover
(TCH)
Bacon Drippn's
(DallasH3)
Shiny Tiny
(AH3)
Mr. Hanky
(Austin H3)
Taint the Rainbow
(SAH3)
Clam slammer
(Jhavalina H3)
Squeef
(AH3)
I’m On My Pyramid
(AH3)
Just Katya (MOOOOUSTON)
Just chad
(BMH3)
Take Me Out to the Frat Boys
(Kawh3)
Nipples are Hard Math is Easy
(SAH3)
Deepthroat Corndog
(CLH3)
White Girl Wasted
(Xxxtrath3)
Faux Poo
(MOOOOUSTON)
Infidellatio
(EWH3)
Platterpuss
(Houston H3)
Rock, Paper, Strippers
(SDH3)
Little Stick
(Houston H3)
Toyota Rollova
(VoodooH3)
Too Sexy For My Shorts
(P2H4)
No Name Matthew
(OmahaH3)
Prince Docker
(Survivor H3)
TreeREX
(eATMeH3)
Daddy's Big Load
(Dallas H3)
Nice Spread
(DFWH3)
Lick N Slide
(TITS)
Tie Me Up Emo
(eATMeH3)
Cave of Wonders
(Huzzah_H3)
Pierced Vagina Cleaner
(TITS)
Fallopian dude
(HEADTellers bitch h3)
Croc of Shit
(BMH3)
C4
(LGH3)
Krickets Fly Free
(DUHHH)
Me So Thorny
(SAH3)
Chippenfail
(KMH3)
Joseph Marquez
(Camp Fancy Pants ...)
Doktor Spankenstein
(SAH3)
Beddy Boop
(eATMeH3)
Fairy cat shit
(GLTRCTYH3)
Big Bloody Ketchup
(AH3)
Masturgator
(Brass Monkey H3)
Kennel My Kiddie
(CTrH3)
Slide into me
(SAH3)
Dirty Hairy
(FtWH3)
Ben Dover R My Panties Showin'
(DallasH3)
Mad Maxipad
(Huzzah_H3)
Used Rubber
(Eph3 )
Holy hic-cock
(BALH3)
Pipe Sloth
(noDuhhh)
Smut Mutt
(AH3)
No No Square
(DH3)
Chum Dumpster
(VoodooH3)
Helicocktor
(TITS)
Cum Dumpling
(EWH3)
Fuck u Knave
(Knuckledraggers H3)
CunniCLINKus
(VoodooH3)
Jedi Mind Wank
(DFWH3)
Holey Clit, Batman!
(eATMeH3)
Gagamale
(RPH3)
Cock-a-shot'll-do
(eATMeH3)
Just Sandra
(Huzzah_H3)
Donut Holer
(DUFF H3)
Hung Daddy Tutu
(Special Moments H3)
Red Rocket Rider
(DUHHH)
Brother Darryl Or My Other Brother Darryl
(SAH3)
Poly Mammary
(GalvH3)
PeeCock
(LGH3)
Eat-A-Pole Complex
(Voodoo H3)
@ss Gagger
(Kawh3)
Kinky Candied Ham
(Huzzah_H3)
Dodgeballs
(CHOLLAH3/MrHH3 )
KatchUp
(Brass Monkey H3)
Kumoniwannleiya
(GH3)
4 Fucks Cakes
(SembachH3)
Womb Raider
(SAH3)
EitherWay
(DTDH3)
Horsefli Drivebi
(Houston)
Ole Yell Her
(Flour Mound H3)
Pornarotti
(AH3)
Hunt for Head October
(Flower Mound H3)
Altered Boy
(SAH3)
Whore's Bath
(TITS)
Toe Butter
(eATMeH3)
HermaphroditesOnUnicycles
(ScotchH3)
Butter Bling
(ICBINMH3)
Kneel and Bob
(FUH3)
Pink Slit
(EPH3)
Kate perry
(Camp Fancy Pants ...)
Titty Bar
(HCH3)
Just Max
(Hill Country HASH...)
BigJerk
(Water Bear H3)
Pastor Oil
(KissMyH3)
Alley Cat
(AH3)
Cums Alone
(AuroraH3)
Outside cat
(BMH3)
8 Small
(ACHH)
CockTails! Woo-oo!
My Boyfriend Joe
(Dallas)
The Cocktease Falcon
(EWH3)
Red Menace
(DFWH3)
Flying Penis
(DFWH3)
Hippie Swallow
(Mastrubation H3)
Mac Splatty
(CUH3)
Ied
(ARH3)
Let the Babies Hit the Floor
(NODUH)
Yellow Rose of Texas
(DFW-H3)
I Prefer Carpet
(MPLS_H3)
Clam Slammed
(Corpus Christi ha...)
Tits Baaaaad
(SAH3)
Smearmeoff
(Eph3 )
Pump and Dump
(TITS)
The Chandler Handler
(TITS)
Ovulator
(Dallas)
PUBIC MANICURE STYLIST (PMS)
(Bay Area Larrikin...)
Yard Ralph
(eATMe BCSH3)
Titty Puke
(ECH3)
Porta Puke
(DFWH3)
Cleveland Clothesline
(eATMeH3)
Name My Vagina
(Dallas)
Sucks the Dick/Shoots the Dude
(IndyScent)
Homoglobin
(BMH3)
3-Way Plug
(MOOOOUSTON)
Cockó Bel Grãnde
(OBH3)
Inappropriate
(Houston)
Just Michelle
(Lake Charles Mudbugs)
Tanned Peaches
(DFWH3 (fwh3))
Ptera-DIC-tyl
(LGH3)
Fist Her Twice
(Huzzah_H3)
I’m So Rong
(Huzzah Hash House...)
Evaporated MILF
(BJH3)
Tits for Tots
(T.I.T.S.)
Nuthin' But Net
(Kimchi H3)
Swallow my Cummitment
(BJH3)
Daddy-WarFucks
(SAH3)
Carniwhore
(MOOOOUSTON)
Dickless Tracy
(Houston)
Bump Her Stick Her
(AH3)
Hard dickens cider
(BMH3)
Something about Lindsey Lohan
(EWH3)
Mount gushmore
(Wandering whore)
Brown And Sticky
(SAH3)
Fast and Bicurious
(WH4-DCRW)
Clitter
(Hh4)
Little Shop of Horrors
(LRH3)
UB Paloma
(eATMe H3)
Tater Tits
(DFWH3)
Hi on Pot
(eATMeH3)
Chippen Failz
(FTH3)
Wrong Dong Thong
(FWH3)
Raisin Smuggler
(BMH3)
Mouth Organ
(Houston Ankle Bit...)
Too Many Naughty Trannies
(SAH3)
Just Jazmin
(DFWH3)
Pukey Tickle Twat
(TITS)
Dry Hose
(AH3)
Spin Cycle
(Houston)
Little man in a boat
(MCH3)
Muddy Mulligan
(DFWH3)
Bubble Cumm
(GQ Quartely H3)
Spread Eagle
(eATMeH3)
Fucking Shyster
(Houston)
NoGirth
(P2H4)
Kinky Rider
(DFWH3)
Toys4twats
(ARH3)
Ranger Smurf
(C2H3)
FUPA
(AH3)
Vagineer
(MOOOOUSTON)
Soft Erections Are Noble (SEANob)
(eATMeH3)
Deporta Potty
(DallasH3)
Big Gulp
(Muenster H3)
Homodynamics
(Kawh3)
Terro-jism
(eATMeH3)
Big booty hoe
(EPH3)
Egg Beater
(TITS)
Chocolate Lady
(VoodooH3)
Freddy mercury can't play kickball
(San antonio kiss ...)
Pink Panty Poacher
(DFWH3)
2-Mennonite
(Houston H3)
Just Taylor
(Kawh3)
Cougarrand
(Houston H3)
Dresses with Wolves
(Brass Monkey H3)
E.R.I.C
(Traveling Bimbos H3)
Li'l Chicken Choker
(GQ Quarterly H3)
Just Pam
(LGH3)
No Cunttrol
(VoodooH3)
BEEFEATER
(SH4)
Vienna Sausage Party
(Kawh3)
Drymple
(Dfwh3)
Bonesucker
(AH3)
Quality Asshole (QnA)
(P2H4)
Shiggy Stardust!
(VoodooH3)
Just Jesse
(Kawh3)
Fuck-A-Bear Workshop
(H4)
Just Greg
(Houston)
Exhi-booty-nist
(SAH3)
Top Shelf
(New Orleans H3 (T...)
Quiver in the River
(OKCW3H3)
How Big is Your Mouth?!?
(DFWH3)
down N dirty
(SAH3)
Jizzum & Jettison
(Survivor H3)
Ub saul
(eATMeH3)
Caught Red Handed
(HABH3)
Poophole Loophole
(MOOOOUSTON)
HEADTeller
(Larrikins/TRASH/NGS)
Whitney MuthaFuckin Houston
(DFWH3)
Geronimo
(LH3)
Geek
(Houston H3)
My Name is Forest... Forest Green
(Houston)
Just Anna
(Nomad Hash House ...)
octopussy
(h4)
NFHN Karen
(Camp Fancy Pants ...)
DFL
(eATMeH3)
Mouthy Bitch
(Anchorage Alaska H3)
Pier 1 Butt Plug
(Kawh3)
Poop! There It Is
(W3H3)
Just Deb
(AH3)
Just Kevin
(DFW-H3)
Shiver Me Titters
(BJH3)
Down Down to Tuna Town
(OKCW3H3)
Pink Fanny
(DUHHH)
It’s Never Long Enough
(Dallas H3)
Red foreskin
(eATMe BCSH3)
Temple of Poon
(EPH3)
Drag Queen
(SacH3)
Dick Assley
(Moving On-On Over...)
Strap On Elvis
(BMH3)
Ho White & the 7 Dwarfs
(A2H3)
Bitch Whisperer
(EPH3)
Tranny Klause
(NoDuh)
Santa on crack
(Sah3)
Buy Fellatio
(MOOOOUSTON)
Cock Ness Monster
(VoodooH3)
Drowning in Dick
(Mosquito H3)
Ho Ho
(Dallas)
Whistle 4 Sex
(Ruff Pack H3 )
Meatless Wonder
(Austin H3)
Stank Dick
(Choo Choo H3)
Pretzel
(Texas Crab Hash)
Horse Nuts McGee
(Wako H3, Waco TX)
Pussy Juice Cocktail
(C2H3)
Scrummie Seconds
(VDH3)
Thee Lawnmoaner
(Noh3)
Deadhead
(FWH3)
Vaginal vortex
(Ruff packH3)
Oscar Not-So-WIlde
(EPH3/Dallas H3)
Semicuntductor
(Kawh3)
Advanced Sexy Kitty
Asswip'e
(BoiseH3)
Pimp doggie dawg
(Gh3)
ESPN
(BMH3)
Black Sheep Moan
(KAW! H3)
Year of the Dong
Explosive Glittoris
(VoodooH3)
Pinoquiknows
(FLHHH)
Puke
(Houston)
Just Dave
(LH3)
Just James
(Smooth Kitty H3)
Scuba Steve
(NoH3-)
Just Dan
(Lake Charles Mudbugs)
Just Becki
(Lake Charles Mudbugs)
McPisser
(Houston)
Crack For Beer
(TTTH3)
Just Bobby
(AH3)
McTingle My Taco
(eATMeH3)
Backbeard
(DUHHH)
4-Play
(Dallas)
DWI
(BoiseH3)
Aryan Sisterhood
(BMH3)
Just Ben
(BoulderH3)
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