Cost: $136*
After many conversations and much consideration DFWH3 has decided on the new TXIH 2020 date: August 14-16 2020. Though we all have concerns about an August date, we had even more concerns about intentionally pushing back to next year. If you are looking for a rego, please sign up on the waiting list.
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This is officially the unofficial packing list of TXIH things you should bring along with everything else you need: Your own unique Vessel (none will be provided), A second unique vessel for WATER, sunscreen, bug spray, extra drinking water/ice, cleaning wipes, hand sanitizer, Bring. A. Mask., personal shade device (hat, umbrella, whatever), hydration stuffs, costumes (see schedule for themes), personal camp fan/cooling device, BRING. A. MASK., liquor if you're into that kinda thing...
BYOT
It's a campout. Bring your camping stuff or arrange with someone local to borrow some camping stuff.
Reindeer Manor - 410 Houston School Rd, Red Oak, TX 75154
Gates open at 10am. Check-in as you enter.
Kegs tapped at 12pm.
Meals provided: dinner
Haunted house, open 9pm to Midnight.
Theme: 20/20 Vision (Nerd Night)
There will be trail, olympdics, etc.
Meals provided: breakfast, lunch, dinner
Theme: Whoring/Horroring 20's
All good things must end. You don't have to leave immediately, but you do have to leave eventually.
Meals provided: breakfast
GTFO: 2pm
Theme: Hangover
including:
Cum Dumpling
(EWH3)
Chocolate Lady
(VoodooH3)
Butter Bling
(ICBINMH3)
McPisser
(Houston)
Swine Floozy
(Kawh3)
Brown And Sticky
(SAH3)
Thee Lawnmoaner
(Noh3)
Oscar Not-So-WIlde
(EPH3/Dallas H3)
Cockó Bel Grãnde
(OBH3)
I’m On My Pyramid
(AH3)
Shix Appeal
(MiamiH3)
Little man in a boat
(MCH3)
Platterpuss
(Houston H3)
Big booty hoe
(EPH3)
Tranny Klause
(NoDuh)
octopussy
(h4)
Ranger Smurf
(C2H3)
No Name Matthew
(OmahaH3)
Just Desi
(SAH3)
Suckers Bet
(SembachH3)
Kneel and Bob
(FUH3)
Shiggy Stardust!
(VoodooH3)
Just Dave
(LH3)
Daddy's Big Load
(Dallas H3)
Pornarotti
(AH3)
Twater moccasin
(CSCH3)
Drowning in Dick
(Mosquito H3)
Scuba Steve
(NoH3-)
Dirty Hairy
(FtWH3)
Pier 1 Butt Plug
(Kawh3)
Just Bobby
(AH3)
Lind Bang Her Please
(KissMyH3)
Fairy cat shit
(GLTRCTYH3)
Just Max
(Hill Country HASH...)
Kinky Candied Ham
(Huzzah_H3)
Pinoquiknows
(FLHHH)
Crack For Beer
(TTTH3)
Toyota Rollova
(VoodooH3)
Back That Ass Up
(DH3)
Wrong Dong Thong
(FWH3)
Big Gulp
(Muenster H3)
Just Kevin
(DFW-H3)
Slide into me
(SAH3)
Tater Tits
(DFWH3)
No Cunttrol
(VoodooH3)
Too Many Naughty Trannies
(SAH3)
Smut Mutt
(AH3)
Pink Slit
(EPH3)
Outside cat
(BMH3)
Clitter
(Hh4)
Chum Dumpster
(VoodooH3)
Cave of Wonders
(Huzzah_H3)
Faming Flaggett
(DUHHH)
Tits Baaaaad
(SAH3)
Explosive Glittoris
(VoodooH3)
Titty Bar
(HCH3)
Just Sandra
(Huzzah_H3)
How Big is Your Mouth?!?
(DFWH3)
Vaginal vortex
(Ruff packH3)
Pink Fanny
(DUHHH)
Just Person
(Huzzah H3)
Toys4twats
(ARH3)
Smearmeoff
(Eph3 )
Moose Shocka
(AH3)
Pastor Oil
(KissMyH3)
Pipe Sloth
(noDuhhh)
Weee balls
(Kawh3)
4 Fucks Cakes
(SembachH3)
Used Rubber
(Eph3 )
Just Jesse
(Kawh3)
Pimp doggie dawg
(Gh3)
Jizzum & Jettison
(Survivor H3)
Terro-jism
(eATMeH3)
Bump Her Stick Her
(AH3)
Drymple
(Dfwh3)
Brother Darryl Or My Other Brother Darryl
(SAH3)
Poophole Loophole
(MOOOOUSTON)
Caught Red Handed
(HABH3)
Jedi Mind Wank
(DFWH3)
Buy Fellatio
(MOOOOUSTON)
Year of the Dong
Sweet Teets
(SAH3)
Spin Cycle
(Houston)
Top Shelf
(New Orleans H3 (T...)
Bubble Cumm
(GQ Quartely H3)
Joseph Marquez
(Camp Fancy Pants ...)
Vagineer
(MOOOOUSTON)
jerryz kidd
(sah3)
Inbred
(DFWH3)
Ub saul
(eATMeH3)
Doktor Spankenstein
(SAH3)
Prince Docker
(Survivor H3)
Just Dan
(Lake Charles Mudbugs)
Pink Panty Poacher
(DFWH3)
I Prefer Carpet
(MPLS_H3)
Aryan Sisterhood
(BMH3)
Hi on Pot
(eATMeH3)
Li'l Chicken Choker
(GQ Quarterly H3)
The Udder Ho
(SHIT)
Ole Yell Her
(Flour Mound H3)
Deporta Potty
(DallasH3)
4-Play
(Dallas)
Homoglobin
(BMH3)
Spread Eagle
(eATMeH3)
My Name is Forest... Forest Green
(Houston)
Semicuntductor
(Kawh3)
Hippie Swallow
(Mastrubation H3)
Pussy Juice Cocktail
(C2H3)
3-Way Plug
(MOOOOUSTON)
Me So Thorny
(SAH3)
Just Katya (MOOOOUSTON)
Horse Nuts McGee
(Wako H3, Waco TX)
Red Rocket Rider
(DUHHH)
Kennel My Kiddie
(CTrH3)
Egg Beater
(TITS)
Ied
(ARH3)
Dry Hose
(AH3)
Cougarrand
(Houston H3)
Nuthin' But Net
(Kimchi H3)
Flying Penis
(DFWH3)
Bonesucker
(AH3)
Poop! There It Is
(W3H3)
Beddy Boop
(eATMeH3)
@ss Gagger
(Kawh3)
Just Michelle
(Lake Charles Mudbugs)
Ovulator
(Dallas)
Rojo Hammer Toe
(AuroraH3)
Dodgeballs
(CHOLLAH3/MrHH3 )
Dresses with Wolves
(Brass Monkey H3)
Pukey Tickle Twat
(TITS)
Infidellatio
(EWH3)
Deepthroat Corndog
(CLH3)
Just Jazmin
(DFWH3)
DFL
(eATMeH3)
Big Bloody Ketchup
(AH3)
Freddy mercury can't play kickball
(San antonio kiss ...)
Tird in the Beaver
(RIH3)
Krickets Fly Free
(DUHHH)
Kate perry
(Camp Fancy Pants ...)
Deadhead
(FWH3)
Mad Maxipad
(Huzzah_H3)
HermaphroditesOnUnicycles
(ScotchH3)
Fallopian dude
(HEADTellers bitch h3)
White Girl Wasted
(Xxxtrath3)
Lick N Slide
(TITS)
Meatless Wonder
(Austin H3)
Hunt for Head October
(Flower Mound H3)
Bacon Drippn's
(DallasH3)
Titty Puke
(ECH3)
Daddy-WarFucks
(SAH3)
Take Me Out to the Frat Boys
(Kawh3)
NoGirth
(P2H4)
Too Sexy For My Shorts
(P2H4)
Cumbusta Ho
(Rph3)
Fuck-A-Bear Workshop
(H4)
The Cocktease Falcon
(EWH3)
Mac Splatty
(CUH3)
Mr. Hanky
(Austin H3)
Santa on crack
(Sah3)
Hot Ham Wallet
(BMH3)
Squeef
(AH3)
Carniwhore
(MOOOOUSTON)
Something about Lindsey Lohan
(EWH3)
DickLover
(TCH)
Tie Me Up Emo
(eATMeH3)
Quality Asshole (QnA)
(P2H4)
Let the Babies Hit the Floor
(NODUH)
TreeREX
(eATMeH3)
Chippenfail
(KMH3)
Ho White & the 7 Dwarfs
(A2H3)
Fucking Shyster
(Houston)
Homodynamics
(Kawh3)
Hard dickens cider
(BMH3)
PUBIC MANICURE STYLIST (PMS)
(Bay Area Larrikin...)
PeeCock
(LGH3)
2-Mennonite
(Houston H3)
Rock, Paper, Strippers
(SDH3)
BEEFEATER
(SH4)
Old faithful
(mosquito h3)
Red foreskin
(eATMe BCSH3)
NFHN Karen
(Camp Fancy Pants ...)
Pretzel
(Texas Crab Hash)
Sucks the Dick/Shoots the Dude
(IndyScent)
Kinky Rider
(DFWH3)
It’s Never Long Enough
(Dallas H3)
Kumoniwannleiya
(GH3)
Captain Save-A-Ho
(SAH3)
Inappropriate
(Houston)
Muddy Mulligan
(DFWH3)
Dick Assley
(Moving On-On Over...)
Holy hic-cock
(BALH3)
Just Anna
(Nomad Hash House ...)
Just Deb
(AH3)
UB Paloma
(eATMe H3)
Scrummie Seconds
(VDH3)
Just James
(Smooth Kitty H3)
Tits for Tots
(T.I.T.S.)
I’m So Rong
(Huzzah Hash House...)
Infested.BFK
(Houston)
Faux Poo
(MOOOOUSTON)
Just Becki
(Lake Charles Mudbugs)
Holey Clit, Batman!
(eATMeH3)
Cock Ness Monster
(VoodooH3)
CunniCLINKus
(VoodooH3)
Ben Dover R My Panties Showin'
(DallasH3)
Ptera-DIC-tyl
(LGH3)
Squirt On Saturdays
(DFW-H3)
Raisin Smuggler
(BMH3)
Backbeard
(DUHHH)
Soft Erections Are Noble (SEANob)
(eATMeH3)
EitherWay
(DTDH3)
Roadrash
(DFW-H3)
Down Down to Tuna Town
(OKCW3H3)
Whistle 4 Sex
(Ruff Pack H3 )
Beer Ray
(GCH3)
Womb Raider
(SAH3)
Exhi-booty-nist
(SAH3)
Poly Mammary
(GalvH3)
Hung Daddy Tutu
(Special Moments H3)
Nipples are Hard Math is Easy
(SAH3)
Cock-a-shot'll-do
(eATMeH3)
Clam slammer
(Jhavalina H3)
Puke
(Houston)
Pump and Dump
(TITS)
Cums Alone
(AuroraH3)
Advanced Sexy Kitty
DTR
(BMH3)
No No Square
(DH3)
Geronimo
(LH3)
Horsefli Drivebi
(Houston)
CockTails! Woo-oo!
Fuck u Knave
(Knuckledraggers H3)
Alley Cat
(AH3)
My Boyfriend Joe
(Dallas)
Toaster Tongs
(TTTH3)
Mouth Organ
(Houston Ankle Bit...)
Tainted Loveseat
(LGH3)
Yellow Rose of Texas
(DFW-H3)
C4
(LGH3)
I Dream of Weenie
(Keep Austin Weird...)
ESPN
(BMH3)
Just Greg
(Houston)
Cougar Moist Panties
(TITS)
Black Sheep Moan
(KAW! H3)
Cleveland Clothesline
(eATMeH3)
Dickless Tracy
(Houston)
Donut Holer
(DUFF H3)
BigJerk
(Water Bear H3)
Just chad
(BMH3)
Cocktistic
(B2H3)
Just Ben
(BoulderH3)
Fast and Bicurious
(WH4-DCRW)
Yard Ralph
(eATMe BCSH3)
FUPA
(AH3)
down N dirty
(SAH3)
Shiny Tiny
(AH3)
Clam Slammed
(Corpus Christi ha...)
Evaporated MILF
(BJH3)
E.R.I.C
(Traveling Bimbos H3)
Ho Ho
(Dallas)
Nice Spread
(DFWH3)
Porta Puke
(DFWH3)
The Chandler Handler
(TITS)
Bitch Whisperer
(EPH3)
HEADTeller
(Larrikins/TRASH/NGS)
Little Shop of Horrors
(LRH3)
Vienna Sausage Party
(Kawh3)
Strap On Elvis
(BMH3)
Whore's Bath
(TITS)
Straight As A Fucking Arrow
(Huzzah_H3)
Just Taylor
(Kawh3)
Noodling
(MH3 and LGH3)
Croc of Shit
(BMH3)
DWI
(BoiseH3)
Altered Boy
(SAH3)
Anal Adventure
(FWH3)
Geek
(Houston H3)
8 Small
(ACHH)
Name My Vagina
(Dallas)
Swallow my Cummitment
(BJH3)
Armed & Manger-ous
(TrvlWhrH3)
Asswip'e
(BoiseH3)
Fist Her Twice
(Huzzah_H3)
Tanned Peaches
(DFWH3 (fwh3))
KatchUp
(Brass Monkey H3)
4get-me-nutz
(HABH3)
Mouthy Bitch
(Anchorage Alaska H3)
Little Stick
(Houston H3)
Full Service
(P2H4)
Mount gushmore
(Wandering whore)
Just Pam
(LGH3)
Stank Dick
(Choo Choo H3)
Temple of Poon
(EPH3)
Taint the Rainbow
(SAH3)
Chippen Failz
(FTH3)
My Little Boner
(eATMeH3)
Red Menace
(DFWH3)
Shiver Me Titters
(BJH3)
Drag Queen
(SacH3)
Pierced Vagina Cleaner
(TITS)
Helicocktor
(TITS)
Toe Butter
(eATMeH3)
Gagamale
(RPH3)
Squeely Dan
(SAH3)
Quiver in the River
(OKCW3H3)
Whitney MuthaFuckin Houston
(DFWH3)
Jack in the Bus
(A_H3)
Masturgator
(Brass Monkey H3)
Eat-A-Pole Complex
(Voodoo H3)
McTingle My Taco
(eATMeH3)
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