Cost: $136*
After many conversations and much consideration DFWH3 has decided on the new TXIH 2020 date: August 14-16 2020. Though we all have concerns about an August date, we had even more concerns about intentionally pushing back to next year. If you are looking for a rego, please sign up on the waiting list.
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This is officially the unofficial packing list of TXIH things you should bring along with everything else you need: Your own unique Vessel (none will be provided), A second unique vessel for WATER, sunscreen, bug spray, extra drinking water/ice, cleaning wipes, hand sanitizer, Bring. A. Mask., personal shade device (hat, umbrella, whatever), hydration stuffs, costumes (see schedule for themes), personal camp fan/cooling device, BRING. A. MASK., liquor if you're into that kinda thing...
BYOT
It's a campout. Bring your camping stuff or arrange with someone local to borrow some camping stuff.
Reindeer Manor - 410 Houston School Rd, Red Oak, TX 75154
Gates open at 10am. Check-in as you enter.
Kegs tapped at 12pm.
Meals provided: dinner
Haunted house, open 9pm to Midnight.
Theme: 20/20 Vision (Nerd Night)
There will be trail, olympdics, etc.
Meals provided: breakfast, lunch, dinner
Theme: Whoring/Horroring 20's
All good things must end. You don't have to leave immediately, but you do have to leave eventually.
Meals provided: breakfast
GTFO: 2pm
Theme: Hangover
including:
Flying Penis
(DFWH3)
Just Sandra
(Huzzah_H3)
It’s Never Long Enough
(Dallas H3)
Thee Lawnmoaner
(Noh3)
Rojo Hammer Toe
(AuroraH3)
Horsefli Drivebi
(Houston)
My Name is Forest... Forest Green
(Houston)
Pump and Dump
(TITS)
Kate perry
(Camp Fancy Pants ...)
My Boyfriend Joe
(Dallas)
Holy hic-cock
(BALH3)
Stank Dick
(Choo Choo H3)
Vaginal vortex
(Ruff packH3)
Spread Eagle
(eATMeH3)
Just Michelle
(Lake Charles Mudbugs)
Puke
(Houston)
Chum Dumpster
(VoodooH3)
No Name Matthew
(OmahaH3)
Caught Red Handed
(HABH3)
Platterpuss
(Houston H3)
Pink Panty Poacher
(DFWH3)
Yard Ralph
(eATMe BCSH3)
Ovulator
(Dallas)
Whitney MuthaFuckin Houston
(DFWH3)
Just Deb
(AH3)
Anal Adventure
(FWH3)
Tranny Klause
(NoDuh)
Bacon Drippn's
(DallasH3)
Armed & Manger-ous
(TrvlWhrH3)
Pipe Sloth
(noDuhhh)
Mouth Organ
(Houston Ankle Bit...)
DTR
(BMH3)
Full Service
(P2H4)
Just Jesse
(Kawh3)
Just Dave
(LH3)
Brown And Sticky
(SAH3)
Prince Docker
(Survivor H3)
Squeely Dan
(SAH3)
Jack in the Bus
(A_H3)
White Girl Wasted
(Xxxtrath3)
Joseph Marquez
(Camp Fancy Pants ...)
Krickets Fly Free
(DUHHH)
Clam Slammed
(Corpus Christi ha...)
The Chandler Handler
(TITS)
Taint the Rainbow
(SAH3)
Cougar Moist Panties
(TITS)
4 Fucks Cakes
(SembachH3)
Ranger Smurf
(C2H3)
Shiggy Stardust!
(VoodooH3)
Dirty Hairy
(FtWH3)
HermaphroditesOnUnicycles
(ScotchH3)
Masturgator
(Brass Monkey H3)
Drowning in Dick
(Mosquito H3)
Year of the Dong
Eat-A-Pole Complex
(Voodoo H3)
Outside cat
(BMH3)
Just Person
(Huzzah H3)
Ptera-DIC-tyl
(LGH3)
Spin Cycle
(Houston)
Red foreskin
(eATMe BCSH3)
Mr. Hanky
(Austin H3)
Mac Splatty
(CUH3)
The Cocktease Falcon
(EWH3)
Wrong Dong Thong
(FWH3)
Shiver Me Titters
(BJH3)
Holey Clit, Batman!
(eATMeH3)
Suckers Bet
(SembachH3)
FUPA
(AH3)
Me So Thorny
(SAH3)
Something about Lindsey Lohan
(EWH3)
Black Sheep Moan
(KAW! H3)
Infested.BFK
(Houston)
Geronimo
(LH3)
Kennel My Kiddie
(CTrH3)
No Cunttrol
(VoodooH3)
Just Pam
(LGH3)
3-Way Plug
(MOOOOUSTON)
No No Square
(DH3)
Kinky Candied Ham
(Huzzah_H3)
Toe Butter
(eATMeH3)
Lind Bang Her Please
(KissMyH3)
Tater Tits
(DFWH3)
Temple of Poon
(EPH3)
Womb Raider
(SAH3)
I’m So Rong
(Huzzah Hash House...)
Drymple
(Dfwh3)
Big booty hoe
(EPH3)
Yellow Rose of Texas
(DFW-H3)
Dry Hose
(AH3)
Dresses with Wolves
(Brass Monkey H3)
Cums Alone
(AuroraH3)
Fast and Bicurious
(WH4-DCRW)
Egg Beater
(TITS)
Just Kevin
(DFW-H3)
Asswip'e
(BoiseH3)
Santa on crack
(Sah3)
Inbred
(DFWH3)
Cock-a-shot'll-do
(eATMeH3)
Horse Nuts McGee
(Wako H3, Waco TX)
CunniCLINKus
(VoodooH3)
Shiny Tiny
(AH3)
Butter Bling
(ICBINMH3)
Li'l Chicken Choker
(GQ Quarterly H3)
@ss Gagger
(Kawh3)
Cocktistic
(B2H3)
Deadhead
(FWH3)
Big Bloody Ketchup
(AH3)
Deporta Potty
(DallasH3)
jerryz kidd
(sah3)
Big Gulp
(Muenster H3)
Homodynamics
(Kawh3)
Too Sexy For My Shorts
(P2H4)
Tits Baaaaad
(SAH3)
Nuthin' But Net
(Kimchi H3)
Shix Appeal
(MiamiH3)
Backbeard
(DUHHH)
Fallopian dude
(HEADTellers bitch h3)
Nice Spread
(DFWH3)
DickLover
(TCH)
BigJerk
(Water Bear H3)
Whore's Bath
(TITS)
4-Play
(Dallas)
Poop! There It Is
(W3H3)
Beer Ray
(GCH3)
Pink Slit
(EPH3)
Just chad
(BMH3)
Mouthy Bitch
(Anchorage Alaska H3)
Pimp doggie dawg
(Gh3)
Homoglobin
(BMH3)
Just Desi
(SAH3)
ESPN
(BMH3)
Smut Mutt
(AH3)
Pretzel
(Texas Crab Hash)
PeeCock
(LGH3)
Old faithful
(mosquito h3)
Just Ben
(BoulderH3)
Fairy cat shit
(GLTRCTYH3)
2-Mennonite
(Houston H3)
Little Shop of Horrors
(LRH3)
UB Paloma
(eATMe H3)
Faux Poo
(MOOOOUSTON)
Clam slammer
(Jhavalina H3)
Daddy-WarFucks
(SAH3)
Kumoniwannleiya
(GH3)
Carniwhore
(MOOOOUSTON)
Whistle 4 Sex
(Ruff Pack H3 )
Jizzum & Jettison
(Survivor H3)
Let the Babies Hit the Floor
(NODUH)
Titty Puke
(ECH3)
Hot Ham Wallet
(BMH3)
Weee balls
(Kawh3)
Toyota Rollova
(VoodooH3)
down N dirty
(SAH3)
Poophole Loophole
(MOOOOUSTON)
EitherWay
(DTDH3)
Quality Asshole (QnA)
(P2H4)
Just Becki
(Lake Charles Mudbugs)
Top Shelf
(New Orleans H3 (T...)
Pink Fanny
(DUHHH)
Hippie Swallow
(Mastrubation H3)
Exhi-booty-nist
(SAH3)
Evaporated MILF
(BJH3)
Just Jazmin
(DFWH3)
Hung Daddy Tutu
(Special Moments H3)
Helicocktor
(TITS)
Bubble Cumm
(GQ Quartely H3)
Cleveland Clothesline
(eATMeH3)
Pornarotti
(AH3)
Inappropriate
(Houston)
BEEFEATER
(SH4)
Bitch Whisperer
(EPH3)
Noodling
(MH3 and LGH3)
4get-me-nutz
(HABH3)
I Prefer Carpet
(MPLS_H3)
Bump Her Stick Her
(AH3)
Little man in a boat
(MCH3)
Little Stick
(Houston H3)
Clitter
(Hh4)
Cave of Wonders
(Huzzah_H3)
Slide into me
(SAH3)
Semicuntductor
(Kawh3)
Deepthroat Corndog
(CLH3)
McPisser
(Houston)
Ub saul
(eATMeH3)
Dick Assley
(Moving On-On Over...)
Scrummie Seconds
(VDH3)
Jedi Mind Wank
(DFWH3)
Ho Ho
(Dallas)
Porta Puke
(DFWH3)
Hunt for Head October
(Flower Mound H3)
Cock Ness Monster
(VoodooH3)
CockTails! Woo-oo!
Nipples are Hard Math is Easy
(SAH3)
Drag Queen
(SacH3)
Meatless Wonder
(Austin H3)
Smearmeoff
(Eph3 )
Kneel and Bob
(FUH3)
Dickless Tracy
(Houston)
Poly Mammary
(GalvH3)
Pussy Juice Cocktail
(C2H3)
Tainted Loveseat
(LGH3)
Tanned Peaches
(DFWH3 (fwh3))
Hard dickens cider
(BMH3)
Pier 1 Butt Plug
(Kawh3)
Twater moccasin
(CSCH3)
NoGirth
(P2H4)
Red Rocket Rider
(DUHHH)
Scuba Steve
(NoH3-)
Ole Yell Her
(Flour Mound H3)
Vagineer
(MOOOOUSTON)
Pinoquiknows
(FLHHH)
Tird in the Beaver
(RIH3)
Tits for Tots
(T.I.T.S.)
Just James
(Smooth Kitty H3)
Cockó Bel Grãnde
(OBH3)
McTingle My Taco
(eATMeH3)
NFHN Karen
(Camp Fancy Pants ...)
Just Anna
(Nomad Hash House ...)
Take Me Out to the Frat Boys
(Kawh3)
HEADTeller
(Larrikins/TRASH/NGS)
Sucks the Dick/Shoots the Dude
(IndyScent)
TreeREX
(eATMeH3)
Cumbusta Ho
(Rph3)
Cougarrand
(Houston H3)
Squirt On Saturdays
(DFW-H3)
Bonesucker
(AH3)
Daddy's Big Load
(Dallas H3)
Croc of Shit
(BMH3)
Just Greg
(Houston)
Name My Vagina
(Dallas)
KatchUp
(Brass Monkey H3)
DFL
(eATMeH3)
Pukey Tickle Twat
(TITS)
Buy Fellatio
(MOOOOUSTON)
octopussy
(h4)
Explosive Glittoris
(VoodooH3)
Muddy Mulligan
(DFWH3)
Just Katya (MOOOOUSTON)
PUBIC MANICURE STYLIST (PMS)
(Bay Area Larrikin...)
Aryan Sisterhood
(BMH3)
I Dream of Weenie
(Keep Austin Weird...)
Fuck u Knave
(Knuckledraggers H3)
Advanced Sexy Kitty
Raisin Smuggler
(BMH3)
Fucking Shyster
(Houston)
Ben Dover R My Panties Showin'
(DallasH3)
Pierced Vagina Cleaner
(TITS)
Just Bobby
(AH3)
Toaster Tongs
(TTTH3)
How Big is Your Mouth?!?
(DFWH3)
Back That Ass Up
(DH3)
Squeef
(AH3)
Doktor Spankenstein
(SAH3)
Sweet Teets
(SAH3)
Quiver in the River
(OKCW3H3)
I’m On My Pyramid
(AH3)
Altered Boy
(SAH3)
Freddy mercury can't play kickball
(San antonio kiss ...)
Just Max
(Hill Country HASH...)
Terro-jism
(eATMeH3)
Titty Bar
(HCH3)
Rock, Paper, Strippers
(SDH3)
Red Menace
(DFWH3)
Vienna Sausage Party
(Kawh3)
Donut Holer
(DUFF H3)
Lick N Slide
(TITS)
Cum Dumpling
(EWH3)
Too Many Naughty Trannies
(SAH3)
Gagamale
(RPH3)
Brother Darryl Or My Other Brother Darryl
(SAH3)
Faming Flaggett
(DUHHH)
DWI
(BoiseH3)
Roadrash
(DFW-H3)
Moose Shocka
(AH3)
Oscar Not-So-WIlde
(EPH3/Dallas H3)
Straight As A Fucking Arrow
(Huzzah_H3)
Swine Floozy
(Kawh3)
Used Rubber
(Eph3 )
Swallow my Cummitment
(BJH3)
Crack For Beer
(TTTH3)
Geek
(Houston H3)
E.R.I.C
(Traveling Bimbos H3)
Just Dan
(Lake Charles Mudbugs)
Kinky Rider
(DFWH3)
Dodgeballs
(CHOLLAH3/MrHH3 )
Captain Save-A-Ho
(SAH3)
Just Taylor
(Kawh3)
Beddy Boop
(eATMeH3)
Mad Maxipad
(Huzzah_H3)
Fuck-A-Bear Workshop
(H4)
Pastor Oil
(KissMyH3)
Toys4twats
(ARH3)
Infidellatio
(EWH3)
Tie Me Up Emo
(eATMeH3)
My Little Boner
(eATMeH3)
Alley Cat
(AH3)
Mount gushmore
(Wandering whore)
The Udder Ho
(SHIT)
Soft Erections Are Noble (SEANob)
(eATMeH3)
C4
(LGH3)
Strap On Elvis
(BMH3)
Chippenfail
(KMH3)
Chippen Failz
(FTH3)
Fist Her Twice
(Huzzah_H3)
Down Down to Tuna Town
(OKCW3H3)
Chocolate Lady
(VoodooH3)
8 Small
(ACHH)
Hi on Pot
(eATMeH3)
Ho White & the 7 Dwarfs
(A2H3)
Ied
(ARH3)
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