Cost: $136*
After many conversations and much consideration DFWH3 has decided on the new TXIH 2020 date: August 14-16 2020. Though we all have concerns about an August date, we had even more concerns about intentionally pushing back to next year. If you are looking for a rego, please sign up on the waiting list.
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This is officially the unofficial packing list of TXIH things you should bring along with everything else you need: Your own unique Vessel (none will be provided), A second unique vessel for WATER, sunscreen, bug spray, extra drinking water/ice, cleaning wipes, hand sanitizer, Bring. A. Mask., personal shade device (hat, umbrella, whatever), hydration stuffs, costumes (see schedule for themes), personal camp fan/cooling device, BRING. A. MASK., liquor if you're into that kinda thing...
BYOT
It's a campout. Bring your camping stuff or arrange with someone local to borrow some camping stuff.
Reindeer Manor - 410 Houston School Rd, Red Oak, TX 75154
Gates open at 10am. Check-in as you enter.
Kegs tapped at 12pm.
Meals provided: dinner
Haunted house, open 9pm to Midnight.
Theme: 20/20 Vision (Nerd Night)
There will be trail, olympdics, etc.
Meals provided: breakfast, lunch, dinner
Theme: Whoring/Horroring 20's
All good things must end. You don't have to leave immediately, but you do have to leave eventually.
Meals provided: breakfast
GTFO: 2pm
Theme: Hangover
including:
Nuthin' But Net
(Kimchi H3)
Kinky Rider
(DFWH3)
Shiggy Stardust!
(VoodooH3)
Suckers Bet
(SembachH3)
Deadhead
(FWH3)
Kneel and Bob
(FUH3)
Semicuntductor
(Kawh3)
Chocolate Lady
(VoodooH3)
Egg Beater
(TITS)
Fuck-A-Bear Workshop
(H4)
Soft Erections Are Noble (SEANob)
(eATMeH3)
Little Stick
(Houston H3)
Jedi Mind Wank
(DFWH3)
Wrong Dong Thong
(FWH3)
8 Small
(ACHH)
I’m So Rong
(Huzzah Hash House...)
Carniwhore
(MOOOOUSTON)
Just Sandra
(Huzzah_H3)
Gagamale
(RPH3)
KatchUp
(Brass Monkey H3)
Just James
(Smooth Kitty H3)
Santa on crack
(Sah3)
Black Sheep Moan
(KAW! H3)
Daddy-WarFucks
(SAH3)
Fairy cat shit
(GLTRCTYH3)
Pimp doggie dawg
(Gh3)
Advanced Sexy Kitty
Red Rocket Rider
(DUHHH)
Pink Fanny
(DUHHH)
Just Greg
(Houston)
Bacon Drippn's
(DallasH3)
Inappropriate
(Houston)
BEEFEATER
(SH4)
Too Many Naughty Trannies
(SAH3)
Twater moccasin
(CSCH3)
PUBIC MANICURE STYLIST (PMS)
(Bay Area Larrikin...)
Slide into me
(SAH3)
Pink Slit
(EPH3)
Pinoquiknows
(FLHHH)
Pipe Sloth
(noDuhhh)
Sweet Teets
(SAH3)
Poly Mammary
(GalvH3)
Ied
(ARH3)
Outside cat
(BMH3)
Quality Asshole (QnA)
(P2H4)
Faming Flaggett
(DUHHH)
4-Play
(Dallas)
UB Paloma
(eATMe H3)
down N dirty
(SAH3)
Inbred
(DFWH3)
Brother Darryl Or My Other Brother Darryl
(SAH3)
Homoglobin
(BMH3)
Lind Bang Her Please
(KissMyH3)
Ho Ho
(Dallas)
Backbeard
(DUHHH)
Name My Vagina
(Dallas)
Geronimo
(LH3)
Big Gulp
(Muenster H3)
Squeef
(AH3)
Squeely Dan
(SAH3)
C4
(LGH3)
Cougar Moist Panties
(TITS)
McPisser
(Houston)
Just Anna
(Nomad Hash House ...)
Vaginal vortex
(Ruff packH3)
Pierced Vagina Cleaner
(TITS)
Cleveland Clothesline
(eATMeH3)
Captain Save-A-Ho
(SAH3)
Back That Ass Up
(DH3)
Drymple
(Dfwh3)
Horsefli Drivebi
(Houston)
Asswip'e
(BoiseH3)
Muddy Mulligan
(DFWH3)
Moose Shocka
(AH3)
Joseph Marquez
(Camp Fancy Pants ...)
NoGirth
(P2H4)
Scrummie Seconds
(VDH3)
Holy hic-cock
(BALH3)
Vagineer
(MOOOOUSTON)
TreeREX
(eATMeH3)
Just Michelle
(Lake Charles Mudbugs)
Beddy Boop
(eATMeH3)
White Girl Wasted
(Xxxtrath3)
Infested.BFK
(Houston)
Deepthroat Corndog
(CLH3)
Infidellatio
(EWH3)
Bump Her Stick Her
(AH3)
DWI
(BoiseH3)
BigJerk
(Water Bear H3)
Full Service
(P2H4)
4get-me-nutz
(HABH3)
Rojo Hammer Toe
(AuroraH3)
Squirt On Saturdays
(DFW-H3)
Tainted Loveseat
(LGH3)
Thee Lawnmoaner
(Noh3)
The Chandler Handler
(TITS)
Cock Ness Monster
(VoodooH3)
Red foreskin
(eATMe BCSH3)
Swallow my Cummitment
(BJH3)
Ub saul
(eATMeH3)
Top Shelf
(New Orleans H3 (T...)
The Udder Ho
(SHIT)
3-Way Plug
(MOOOOUSTON)
HermaphroditesOnUnicycles
(ScotchH3)
Take Me Out to the Frat Boys
(Kawh3)
Deporta Potty
(DallasH3)
Freddy mercury can't play kickball
(San antonio kiss ...)
Titty Puke
(ECH3)
Toaster Tongs
(TTTH3)
DTR
(BMH3)
Weee balls
(Kawh3)
Cumbusta Ho
(Rph3)
Strap On Elvis
(BMH3)
Bubble Cumm
(GQ Quartely H3)
Tits Baaaaad
(SAH3)
4 Fucks Cakes
(SembachH3)
Tie Me Up Emo
(eATMeH3)
Cums Alone
(AuroraH3)
Ranger Smurf
(C2H3)
Kumoniwannleiya
(GH3)
Pink Panty Poacher
(DFWH3)
Tranny Klause
(NoDuh)
Just chad
(BMH3)
Fast and Bicurious
(WH4-DCRW)
Hunt for Head October
(Flower Mound H3)
Jack in the Bus
(A_H3)
Poophole Loophole
(MOOOOUSTON)
Butter Bling
(ICBINMH3)
jerryz kidd
(sah3)
How Big is Your Mouth?!?
(DFWH3)
Vienna Sausage Party
(Kawh3)
Hippie Swallow
(Mastrubation H3)
@ss Gagger
(Kawh3)
Chum Dumpster
(VoodooH3)
Fuck u Knave
(Knuckledraggers H3)
No Cunttrol
(VoodooH3)
Pussy Juice Cocktail
(C2H3)
Womb Raider
(SAH3)
Hot Ham Wallet
(BMH3)
Drag Queen
(SacH3)
Puke
(Houston)
Cum Dumpling
(EWH3)
E.R.I.C
(Traveling Bimbos H3)
Holey Clit, Batman!
(eATMeH3)
CunniCLINKus
(VoodooH3)
Old faithful
(mosquito h3)
Tater Tits
(DFWH3)
Dickless Tracy
(Houston)
Spin Cycle
(Houston)
I Dream of Weenie
(Keep Austin Weird...)
Just Dan
(Lake Charles Mudbugs)
Mouth Organ
(Houston Ankle Bit...)
Whore's Bath
(TITS)
Just Bobby
(AH3)
Crack For Beer
(TTTH3)
Masturgator
(Brass Monkey H3)
Clitter
(Hh4)
Just Jazmin
(DFWH3)
Just Taylor
(Kawh3)
Drowning in Dick
(Mosquito H3)
Too Sexy For My Shorts
(P2H4)
Red Menace
(DFWH3)
Oscar Not-So-WIlde
(EPH3/Dallas H3)
Whitney MuthaFuckin Houston
(DFWH3)
Just Pam
(LGH3)
Li'l Chicken Choker
(GQ Quarterly H3)
Fist Her Twice
(Huzzah_H3)
Altered Boy
(SAH3)
It’s Never Long Enough
(Dallas H3)
No Name Matthew
(OmahaH3)
Dirty Hairy
(FtWH3)
Alley Cat
(AH3)
Me So Thorny
(SAH3)
Toyota Rollova
(VoodooH3)
Anal Adventure
(FWH3)
Geek
(Houston H3)
My Name is Forest... Forest Green
(Houston)
2-Mennonite
(Houston H3)
EitherWay
(DTDH3)
My Little Boner
(eATMeH3)
Straight As A Fucking Arrow
(Huzzah_H3)
Tits for Tots
(T.I.T.S.)
Exhi-booty-nist
(SAH3)
Bonesucker
(AH3)
PeeCock
(LGH3)
Spread Eagle
(eATMeH3)
Eat-A-Pole Complex
(Voodoo H3)
Bitch Whisperer
(EPH3)
Evaporated MILF
(BJH3)
Hi on Pot
(eATMeH3)
Cock-a-shot'll-do
(eATMeH3)
My Boyfriend Joe
(Dallas)
Explosive Glittoris
(VoodooH3)
Poop! There It Is
(W3H3)
Shix Appeal
(MiamiH3)
Smut Mutt
(AH3)
Tird in the Beaver
(RIH3)
Shiver Me Titters
(BJH3)
Horse Nuts McGee
(Wako H3, Waco TX)
Ben Dover R My Panties Showin'
(DallasH3)
Toys4twats
(ARH3)
Hung Daddy Tutu
(Special Moments H3)
Roadrash
(DFW-H3)
Pastor Oil
(KissMyH3)
Yellow Rose of Texas
(DFW-H3)
HEADTeller
(Larrikins/TRASH/NGS)
ESPN
(BMH3)
No No Square
(DH3)
Swine Floozy
(Kawh3)
Platterpuss
(Houston H3)
NFHN Karen
(Camp Fancy Pants ...)
Used Rubber
(Eph3 )
Year of the Dong
Mouthy Bitch
(Anchorage Alaska H3)
Rock, Paper, Strippers
(SDH3)
Beer Ray
(GCH3)
Kinky Candied Ham
(Huzzah_H3)
Fucking Shyster
(Houston)
Ptera-DIC-tyl
(LGH3)
Jizzum & Jettison
(Survivor H3)
Cockó Bel Grãnde
(OBH3)
Big Bloody Ketchup
(AH3)
Pump and Dump
(TITS)
Terro-jism
(eATMeH3)
Hard dickens cider
(BMH3)
Whistle 4 Sex
(Ruff Pack H3 )
Doktor Spankenstein
(SAH3)
Stank Dick
(Choo Choo H3)
Just Katya (MOOOOUSTON)
I Prefer Carpet
(MPLS_H3)
Clam Slammed
(Corpus Christi ha...)
Aryan Sisterhood
(BMH3)
McTingle My Taco
(eATMeH3)
Helicocktor
(TITS)
Just Jesse
(Kawh3)
Mount gushmore
(Wandering whore)
Mad Maxipad
(Huzzah_H3)
Smearmeoff
(Eph3 )
Brown And Sticky
(SAH3)
Yard Ralph
(eATMe BCSH3)
Caught Red Handed
(HABH3)
Fallopian dude
(HEADTellers bitch h3)
Titty Bar
(HCH3)
Tanned Peaches
(DFWH3 (fwh3))
Daddy's Big Load
(Dallas H3)
Just Becki
(Lake Charles Mudbugs)
octopussy
(h4)
Pukey Tickle Twat
(TITS)
Lick N Slide
(TITS)
FUPA
(AH3)
Croc of Shit
(BMH3)
Let the Babies Hit the Floor
(NODUH)
Little man in a boat
(MCH3)
Just Ben
(BoulderH3)
Big booty hoe
(EPH3)
Dodgeballs
(CHOLLAH3/MrHH3 )
Homodynamics
(Kawh3)
Scuba Steve
(NoH3-)
Dry Hose
(AH3)
Quiver in the River
(OKCW3H3)
Porta Puke
(DFWH3)
Nipples are Hard Math is Easy
(SAH3)
Shiny Tiny
(AH3)
Clam slammer
(Jhavalina H3)
The Cocktease Falcon
(EWH3)
Kennel My Kiddie
(CTrH3)
Buy Fellatio
(MOOOOUSTON)
DickLover
(TCH)
Mac Splatty
(CUH3)
Just Kevin
(DFW-H3)
Donut Holer
(DUFF H3)
Taint the Rainbow
(SAH3)
Nice Spread
(DFWH3)
Raisin Smuggler
(BMH3)
Dick Assley
(Moving On-On Over...)
Cave of Wonders
(Huzzah_H3)
Meatless Wonder
(Austin H3)
CockTails! Woo-oo!
Pier 1 Butt Plug
(Kawh3)
Just Deb
(AH3)
Just Desi
(SAH3)
Krickets Fly Free
(DUHHH)
Mr. Hanky
(Austin H3)
DFL
(eATMeH3)
Chippen Failz
(FTH3)
Faux Poo
(MOOOOUSTON)
Noodling
(MH3 and LGH3)
Little Shop of Horrors
(LRH3)
Armed & Manger-ous
(TrvlWhrH3)
Cocktistic
(B2H3)
Something about Lindsey Lohan
(EWH3)
Just Max
(Hill Country HASH...)
Toe Butter
(eATMeH3)
Cougarrand
(Houston H3)
Down Down to Tuna Town
(OKCW3H3)
Prince Docker
(Survivor H3)
Flying Penis
(DFWH3)
Pretzel
(Texas Crab Hash)
Just Dave
(LH3)
Ovulator
(Dallas)
Sucks the Dick/Shoots the Dude
(IndyScent)
I’m On My Pyramid
(AH3)
Just Person
(Huzzah H3)
Ho White & the 7 Dwarfs
(A2H3)
Chippenfail
(KMH3)
Ole Yell Her
(Flour Mound H3)
Temple of Poon
(EPH3)
Kate perry
(Camp Fancy Pants ...)
Dresses with Wolves
(Brass Monkey H3)
Pornarotti
(AH3)
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