Cost: $10
Hare(s):
TBA
Shiggy:
~~BEER ME BEER ME BEER ME~~
Wankers and Wankettes of ALL flavors, the time is once again nigh for the ANAL ORANGE DRESS RUUUNNN!!!
Join the halfminds of Richmond as we embark on a glorious celebration of the Harvest Moon with the inimitable Titanic Memorial Full Moon Hash House HARRIERS!! Let’s make the fourth year the BEST year!!
What you get:
-Lots of BEER!
-Delicious OTFs!!
-GIMMIES!!
-PERSONALIZED GEAR!!
-More beer!
-Sexy people in dresses!!
-Under 5 miles of trail (BananTa promises!)
-Shiggy less than 2!! (Also promise!!)
-Did I say beer??
-Don’t forget wonderfully melodic and debaucherous HASH TUNES!! (DEFINITELY promises that!)
-And best of all… LOOOOVVVEE!!!!!
So bring your gorgeous booty on out decked in fabulous orange garb. The fabulouser the betterer. (Seriously, there might be prizes, betch.)
Note: Sign-in is at 5. Circle at 6. Hares away by 6:30!
ON-ON!
Whistle, vessel, virgins, cranium lamp, ORANGE DRESS!!
including:
I-Feel Tower
(Richmond)
Tis Just A Fleshlight Wound
(Richmond H3)
Butters
(RH3)
Fourgasm
(SCH4)
Chesty Puller Conqueror of the Deep
(RH3)
Just Krista (Put it in my rainbow)
(R3)
The hasher formerly known as TITS
(RH3)
My Big Fat Greek Butt Plug
(BIBH3)
TINKERLUSH
(HuaH3)
Cumulus In-Us
(RH3)
There's Something About Hairy
(RH3)
Cokeadoodle Do Me
(RH3)
Nuclear Piss-Assist
(RH3)
What would Jesus bounce to
(RH3)
Smurf board overlord
(RH3)
I know how to wipe myself
(RH3)
Biff! Pow! Slap! Slap! Slap!
(RH3)
Just Krista
(RH3)
Shock My Monkey
(RH3)
Bob Jobs
(Richmond)
Hot Tub Slut
(SCH4)
She Likes it in the Benjamin
(BIBH3)
Ruby Floozey
(RH3)
Tentaclit
(RH3)
Princess “O” Face
(TMFMH3)
SexPo JetSki
(RH3)
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