Cost: $10
Hare(s):
TBA
Shiggy:
~~BEER ME BEER ME BEER ME~~
Wankers and Wankettes of ALL flavors, the time is once again nigh for the ANAL ORANGE DRESS RUUUNNN!!!
Join the halfminds of Richmond as we embark on a glorious celebration of the Harvest Moon with the inimitable Titanic Memorial Full Moon Hash House HARRIERS!! Let’s make the fourth year the BEST year!!
What you get:
-Lots of BEER!
-Delicious OTFs!!
-GIMMIES!!
-PERSONALIZED GEAR!!
-More beer!
-Sexy people in dresses!!
-Under 5 miles of trail (BananTa promises!)
-Shiggy less than 2!! (Also promise!!)
-Did I say beer??
-Don’t forget wonderfully melodic and debaucherous HASH TUNES!! (DEFINITELY promises that!)
-And best of all… LOOOOVVVEE!!!!!
So bring your gorgeous booty on out decked in fabulous orange garb. The fabulouser the betterer. (Seriously, there might be prizes, betch.)
Note: Sign-in is at 5. Circle at 6. Hares away by 6:30!
ON-ON!
Whistle, vessel, virgins, cranium lamp, ORANGE DRESS!!
including:
I-Feel Tower
(Richmond)
Bob Jobs
(Richmond)
My Big Fat Greek Butt Plug
(BIBH3)
Biff! Pow! Slap! Slap! Slap!
(RH3)
Nuclear Piss-Assist
(RH3)
She Likes it in the Benjamin
(BIBH3)
Ruby Floozey
(RH3)
Just Krista (Put it in my rainbow)
(R3)
Cokeadoodle Do Me
(RH3)
The hasher formerly known as TITS
(RH3)
What would Jesus bounce to
(RH3)
Just Krista
(RH3)
Butters
(RH3)
I know how to wipe myself
(RH3)
Shock My Monkey
(RH3)
Smurf board overlord
(RH3)
Tis Just A Fleshlight Wound
(Richmond H3)
There's Something About Hairy
(RH3)
Hot Tub Slut
(SCH4)
Princess “O” Face
(TMFMH3)
Tentaclit
(RH3)
Chesty Puller Conqueror of the Deep
(RH3)
Fourgasm
(SCH4)
SexPo JetSki
(RH3)
Cumulus In-Us
(RH3)
TINKERLUSH
(HuaH3)
Created by Gin | Inspired by many