Cost: $10
Hare(s):
TBA
Shiggy:
~~BEER ME BEER ME BEER ME~~
Wankers and Wankettes of ALL flavors, the time is once again nigh for the ANAL ORANGE DRESS RUUUNNN!!!
Join the halfminds of Richmond as we embark on a glorious celebration of the Harvest Moon with the inimitable Titanic Memorial Full Moon Hash House HARRIERS!! Let’s make the fourth year the BEST year!!
What you get:
-Lots of BEER!
-Delicious OTFs!!
-GIMMIES!!
-PERSONALIZED GEAR!!
-More beer!
-Sexy people in dresses!!
-Under 5 miles of trail (BananTa promises!)
-Shiggy less than 2!! (Also promise!!)
-Did I say beer??
-Don’t forget wonderfully melodic and debaucherous HASH TUNES!! (DEFINITELY promises that!)
-And best of all… LOOOOVVVEE!!!!!
So bring your gorgeous booty on out decked in fabulous orange garb. The fabulouser the betterer. (Seriously, there might be prizes, betch.)
Note: Sign-in is at 5. Circle at 6. Hares away by 6:30!
ON-ON!
Whistle, vessel, virgins, cranium lamp, ORANGE DRESS!!
including:
She Likes it in the Benjamin
(BIBH3)
Biff! Pow! Slap! Slap! Slap!
(RH3)
I know how to wipe myself
(RH3)
Tentaclit
(RH3)
Chesty Puller Conqueror of the Deep
(RH3)
Cokeadoodle Do Me
(RH3)
Just Krista
(RH3)
Princess “O” Face
(TMFMH3)
Bob Jobs
(Richmond)
Tis Just A Fleshlight Wound
(Richmond H3)
Hot Tub Slut
(SCH4)
My Big Fat Greek Butt Plug
(BIBH3)
The hasher formerly known as TITS
(RH3)
Fourgasm
(SCH4)
I-Feel Tower
(Richmond)
Nuclear Piss-Assist
(RH3)
Shock My Monkey
(RH3)
Just Krista (Put it in my rainbow)
(R3)
Cumulus In-Us
(RH3)
There's Something About Hairy
(RH3)
SexPo JetSki
(RH3)
What would Jesus bounce to
(RH3)
TINKERLUSH
(HuaH3)
Ruby Floozey
(RH3)
Smurf board overlord
(RH3)
Butters
(RH3)
Created by Gin | Inspired by many