Cost: $10
Hare(s):
TBA
Shiggy:
~~BEER ME BEER ME BEER ME~~
Wankers and Wankettes of ALL flavors, the time is once again nigh for the ANAL ORANGE DRESS RUUUNNN!!!
Join the halfminds of Richmond as we embark on a glorious celebration of the Harvest Moon with the inimitable Titanic Memorial Full Moon Hash House HARRIERS!! Let’s make the fourth year the BEST year!!
What you get:
-Lots of BEER!
-Delicious OTFs!!
-GIMMIES!!
-PERSONALIZED GEAR!!
-More beer!
-Sexy people in dresses!!
-Under 5 miles of trail (BananTa promises!)
-Shiggy less than 2!! (Also promise!!)
-Did I say beer??
-Don’t forget wonderfully melodic and debaucherous HASH TUNES!! (DEFINITELY promises that!)
-And best of all… LOOOOVVVEE!!!!!
So bring your gorgeous booty on out decked in fabulous orange garb. The fabulouser the betterer. (Seriously, there might be prizes, betch.)
Note: Sign-in is at 5. Circle at 6. Hares away by 6:30!
ON-ON!
Whistle, vessel, virgins, cranium lamp, ORANGE DRESS!!
including:
Tis Just A Fleshlight Wound
(Richmond H3)
Shock My Monkey
(RH3)
The hasher formerly known as TITS
(RH3)
SexPo JetSki
(RH3)
Ruby Floozey
(RH3)
She Likes it in the Benjamin
(BIBH3)
What would Jesus bounce to
(RH3)
Just Krista
(RH3)
Cokeadoodle Do Me
(RH3)
TINKERLUSH
(HuaH3)
Nuclear Piss-Assist
(RH3)
Hot Tub Slut
(SCH4)
There's Something About Hairy
(RH3)
Chesty Puller Conqueror of the Deep
(RH3)
My Big Fat Greek Butt Plug
(BIBH3)
Bob Jobs
(Richmond)
Just Krista (Put it in my rainbow)
(R3)
Princess “O” Face
(TMFMH3)
Tentaclit
(RH3)
Smurf board overlord
(RH3)
Fourgasm
(SCH4)
Butters
(RH3)
Biff! Pow! Slap! Slap! Slap!
(RH3)
Cumulus In-Us
(RH3)
I know how to wipe myself
(RH3)
I-Feel Tower
(Richmond)
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