Cost: $10
Hare(s):
TBA
Shiggy:
~~BEER ME BEER ME BEER ME~~
Wankers and Wankettes of ALL flavors, the time is once again nigh for the ANAL ORANGE DRESS RUUUNNN!!!
Join the halfminds of Richmond as we embark on a glorious celebration of the Harvest Moon with the inimitable Titanic Memorial Full Moon Hash House HARRIERS!! Let’s make the fourth year the BEST year!!
What you get:
-Lots of BEER!
-Delicious OTFs!!
-GIMMIES!!
-PERSONALIZED GEAR!!
-More beer!
-Sexy people in dresses!!
-Under 5 miles of trail (BananTa promises!)
-Shiggy less than 2!! (Also promise!!)
-Did I say beer??
-Don’t forget wonderfully melodic and debaucherous HASH TUNES!! (DEFINITELY promises that!)
-And best of all… LOOOOVVVEE!!!!!
So bring your gorgeous booty on out decked in fabulous orange garb. The fabulouser the betterer. (Seriously, there might be prizes, betch.)
Note: Sign-in is at 5. Circle at 6. Hares away by 6:30!
ON-ON!
Whistle, vessel, virgins, cranium lamp, ORANGE DRESS!!
including:
Biff! Pow! Slap! Slap! Slap!
(RH3)
There's Something About Hairy
(RH3)
TINKERLUSH
(HuaH3)
Fourgasm
(SCH4)
Hot Tub Slut
(SCH4)
Butters
(RH3)
Tentaclit
(RH3)
Nuclear Piss-Assist
(RH3)
Ruby Floozey
(RH3)
She Likes it in the Benjamin
(BIBH3)
My Big Fat Greek Butt Plug
(BIBH3)
Smurf board overlord
(RH3)
What would Jesus bounce to
(RH3)
Bob Jobs
(Richmond)
I-Feel Tower
(Richmond)
Just Krista
(RH3)
Cumulus In-Us
(RH3)
Princess “O” Face
(TMFMH3)
Just Krista (Put it in my rainbow)
(R3)
Cokeadoodle Do Me
(RH3)
I know how to wipe myself
(RH3)
SexPo JetSki
(RH3)
Tis Just A Fleshlight Wound
(Richmond H3)
Shock My Monkey
(RH3)
Chesty Puller Conqueror of the Deep
(RH3)
The hasher formerly known as TITS
(RH3)
Created by Gin | Inspired by many