Elvis may be DEAD, but we are still alive, and because he is now 18, we're going to the titty bar with the Tidewater Knuckledraggers, so bring some $1.00s. Join us as we celebrate Dead Elvis 18 with a muddy swamp hash trail sponsored by the Tidewater Knuckledraggers and Peanut City's finest of swamps! This will be a shiggy A-A trail; expect water (hey, it's Menage haring, what would you expect!) There will be trail options like Eagle or Condor, and maybe even a Ducky option. Don't know what those options are, rego and cum out just to find out. This Dead Elvis will be Epic, so don't miss this event, you will see some boobs at this event, so don't wait to rego. Would recommend carpooling out to the Peanut City (Suffolk).

Parking will be along the drive, just like we did at the Turkey Bowl.

Things to bring:
- Cash for hab. All atteding Kennels will be authorized to sell their hab durring this event.
- Vessel
- Change of Clothes
- A whistle (It's a swamp)
- Life preserver if you have difficulty with water
- Vessel
- Shiggy socks
- Vessel
- Dry bag
- Clean up water & SOAP
- Vessel
- Bug Spray!! Ticks are out!!
- Vessel
- Appetite for trail
- A song or two
- Vessel
- Chair for after trail
- Swimsuit if like for after trail or not
- Towel

Showers will be available; bring your Soap, but Not Shadows, oh, and a towel.

Dinner and a cold keg of beer will be provided. Please contact misman if you require a gluten-free option.

Clothes will become optional after sunset.

There will be grass and wood space for a tent if you want to crash overnight, RVs will be authorized, but only by misman.

Consent is mandatory, so don't be that person!!!

If you act like a dick head or an asshole, you will be asked to leave. Misman will get the law involved if required!

GTFO 11:00 PM

Online Payment Option: friends and family only; all non-friends-and-family payments will be refunded ASAP!

Paypal: tidewaterknuckledraggersh3@gmail.com

Email questions: tidewaterknuckledraggersh3@gmail.com

Dead Elvis 18 Were Legal

Change of everything, bug spray jizz, sun screen jizz, chair and a tent if your staying over nite.