Event Banner Image

This event is over.

Host Kennel:

Organizers:

Gave Educator Dick

TH3

What? Your a teacher for an A I’ll fuck ya!

TH3 Sparkle Dress Run 2022

12/31 01:00 PM to 01/01 11:00 AM

A TH3 Hash Weekend

Cost: $69*

Hare(s):

Rimming Rainbow & Penis Land

Shiggy:

TH3 presents a Sparkle dress run and Ballroom New Year's Eve Party. There will be a running/walking hash on Saturday afternoon in Sparkle dresses. So sparkle dat ass up. We want to see you sparkling in the December sun. Following the hash, there will be a lite snack and circle. The indoor pool and hot tub will provide a warming effect after that cold-ass December run. Shower Beer photo optional. The ballroom will open at 7 pm, and beer drinking and dancing will commence at 1900 in the hotel's Ballroom, so dress to impress; who knows, you might get lucky!!! Dinner will begin to be served at 2000, followed by more dancing and drinking. There will be a Champagne toast at midnight and the elusive shooting star trail to start just after. That's right, Lunar H3 has created a special patch for this event, and it can only be got here.

Cost
Early rego $59 gets you a Sparkle Dress Run, Ballroom Party with catered dinner, champagne toast, dancing, karaoke, and shooting star trail. The price goes up on October 15th to $69.00.
Venmo, or give cash to It’s Free I’ll Do It (Freebie)
Venmo @Terry-Koob

If you are unable to Venmo or are an out-of-towner and need to make other payment arrangements, please email GED at philafreer@gmail.com

Please contact GED at the email address listed above for any refunds. There will be no refunds given after December 20th. If you can't make it and want to sell your rego, please let GED know to who you sold it to after Dec 25.


Sparkle Dress run and New Years Eve Party

Sparkle Dress, Shiggy Socks, Sparkly Ball Room attire.

Location Details

Wingate by Wyndham

817 Greenbrier Circle Chesapeake, Va 23320

Wingate by Wyndha

Make a Reservation

The hotel is located at 817 Greenbrier Circle, Chesapeake, Va 23320. All rooms, no matter what the configuration, will be $129.00


817 Greenbrier Circle, Chesapeake, Va 23320

Schedule of Events

1200 Circle up at Hash Hotel
1330 Hares away
1350 Pack away
1530 Pack returns, circle up, and have a light snack, followed by Hotel check-in
1900 Ballroom opens for drinks; Hash Flash will present the year of our Hash on the big screen.
1915 Saloon Door Presents: The Roast of Gave Educator Dick and his MISMAN
2000 Dinner will be served
2100-2359 DJ Penis Land will be spinning the tunes as we Dance and Drink the night away. Karaoke will also be available.
0000 Champaign Toast
0001 Start of Shooting Star Trail with a brand new Lunar Shooting Star


Hotel Breakfast 0700-1000
1100 GTFO of Hotel
1 pm TH3 Baby New Year Trail location to be announced. This hash will support our hares, Your Mom, and Triple T. Because they are expecting in early February, this hash will cost you a package of either newborn diapers, baby ass wipes, cash donations, or a gift off of their baby registry.

https://www.amazon.com/baby-reg/amanda-beaupre-february-2023-portsmouth/3PFC01HT11DY4?ref=cmswrapanndp96XSBXZX4CM974JYVY7Q

Adult diapers are highly recommended to be worn by all hashers but are not required. Trail deets will be available at www.TH3.org.


Public Event

See the full list!

102 Hashers came

including:

Nut Gay if you’re Underway

(7H4)

Claustrofeelya

Tuesday, Tuesday, Tuesday
...

Family cums first

(SoPiH3)

Double Tucked Whoreos

Belle Isle Babes H3
"It's TUCKED not Stuff...

SHaFTS

Richmond H3
...

Rimming Rainbow

(TH3)

Clam Chomp

Tidewater H3
did you really have se...

NFN Tim

(TH3)

Sister Angry Dragon

(OFH3)

TheBoyWhoLived

Tidewater H3
...

Ei-Ei-Oooh

Southern Pines Hash House Harriers
...

Table Trash

Tidewater H3
...

Motel 6 Inches

Tidewater H3
...

Pen Island

Tidewater H3
...

Sorry For Your Loss

Tidewater H3
Race-ist, alcoleptic, ...

Kooter Kunte

TH3
It's Miss Kunte if ya ...

Shitty Orgy Daycare

Tidewater H3
...

Care Bear Stare

Gulf Coast H3
...

Back Seat Back Beat

(SembachH3)

Your mom

(TH3)

Sex-A-Sketch

Rogue North Hash House Harriers
Hash harder not smarter!

Underwater Titty Injury

Charlotte Hash House Harriers
...

My Boo Makes Me Poo Too

Southern Pines Hash House Harriers
...

Nfn Beth

(ClamH3)

General Tso's Buttplug

(CTrH3)

NFN Soraya

(TeH3)

42K 36H Dyke!

(TH3)

Cunnil-Won't-Us

Tidewater H3
...

Pabst Smear

Tidewater H3
...

Pussy Poker, Meow

(TH3)

Top Shelf Tuna

(RH3)

Ate Ball Cum Pocket

DC Road Whores
...

I've Fallen and Can't get off

(TH3)

West Virginia Pole Miner

(Tidewater H3)

Knock Knock Boobs There

(TH3)

Cumboy Wonder

Ithaca Hash House Harriers
It's 106 miles to Chi...

Deepthroat Corndog

White House H3
it's not illegal unles...

Chorz 4 whorz

Tidewater H3
Picklebacks!!

All I Want for Christmas is a Tube of Meat

(FEH3)

36 Toy Stories

Southern Pines Hash House Harriers
...

Robin, My Soap

Tidewater H3
Math's Cabana Boy H3

Now Fuckin’ Named

(TH3)

Kindergarten Copulation

Carolina Trash Hash House Harriers
...

Anything Butt

(Amsterdam H3)

Chauf4 Daddy

(TH3)

Message In My Butthole (MIMB)

(Agana H3)

Fanny Packy Owwww

Tidewater HOBO Hash House Harriers
...

Pooperrazzi

(TH3)

George Whorewell

Southern Pines Hash House Harriers
...

Cavity Search

Tidewater H3
...

Fuck Dem Kids

Tidewater H3
...

Runs then scissors

(TH3)

ORAL-B

Richmond H3
...

Mistresscycle

Tidewater H3
...

Whoredor

Tidewater H3
That's just my face. I...

NFN TJ

(Homeless)

Unholy Nipples

(MVH3)

NFN Leigh

Tidewater H3
...

Hermie

(FEH3)

Face Down Ass Up

(SembachH3)

Herpiclies

So Happy It's Tuesday
I cant find my Toga

Vagina Ali

Tidewater H3
...

Always Needs Ample Lube

Tidewater H3
T3H3 GM

Cokeadoodle Do Me

(RH3)

Butt Light

Tidewater H3
Menace to sobriety

Buck-a-Fudfalo

(CTrH3)

Boots & Pants

(TH3)

Trinity Eyeball Cumshot

Rogue North Hash House Harriers
...

Moochin' Wench

Beers And Tacos H3
...

BCB

(MVH3)

SaloonDoor

Tidewater H3
“Doctor”

Harpoon Hernia

Tidewater H3
My name is Harpoon Her...

Fatty Futon Fucker

(Tidewater H3)

Silence

(TH3)

Humpty Bunky

Over the Hump Hash House Harriers
...

Sir Lancelittle

DC Full mOOn Hash House Harriers
Tis but a scratch!

Brown Towel

(Tidewater H3)

Pebbles For Pussy

(Hangover)

Balls Depot

Richmond H3
...

No Mo Butt Hos

Carolina Larrikins H3
(Sprinkles Optional)

5 O'Twat Shadow

Tidewater H3
...

Kibbles ‘n Vomit

Tidewater H3
...

Wines Like a Pig

(SoPiH3)

Tesla Twat

Ft Eustis
...

Gone with the Schwinn

(Ft TrashWater )

Phil nye the science bi

(RSH3)

Dick Fairy

(TH3)

Uncoordinated Slippery Seaman Receptacle (USSR)

Tidewater H3
In Soviet Russia, hare...

NFN Aby

(Tidewater H3)

It's Free? I'll Do It

Tidewater H3
...

Ticket to Ride

Tidewater H3
...

Lt Dan

Tidewater H3
...

Chum Bucket Communion

(MCH3)

Do You Have a D-Cell?

Charleston Heretics H3
...

Finger Me Mister Frodo

(SoPiH3)

Can't Talk With My Mouth Full

(MVH3)