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Host Kennel:

Organizers:

Gave Educator Dick

TKDH3

What? Your a teacher.

TH3 Sparkle Dress Run 2022

12/31 01:00 PM to 01/01 11:00 AM

A TH3 Hash Weekend

Cost: $69*

Hare(s):

Rimming Rainbow & Penis Land

Shiggy:

TH3 presents a Sparkle dress run and Ballroom New Year's Eve Party. There will be a running/walking hash on Saturday afternoon in Sparkle dresses. So sparkle dat ass up. We want to see you sparkling in the December sun. Following the hash, there will be a lite snack and circle. The indoor pool and hot tub will provide a warming effect after that cold-ass December run. Shower Beer photo optional. The ballroom will open at 7 pm, and beer drinking and dancing will commence at 1900 in the hotel's Ballroom, so dress to impress; who knows, you might get lucky!!! Dinner will begin to be served at 2000, followed by more dancing and drinking. There will be a Champagne toast at midnight and the elusive shooting star trail to start just after. That's right, Lunar H3 has created a special patch for this event, and it can only be got here.

Cost
Early rego $59 gets you a Sparkle Dress Run, Ballroom Party with catered dinner, champagne toast, dancing, karaoke, and shooting star trail. The price goes up on October 15th to $69.00.
Venmo, or give cash to It’s Free I’ll Do It (Freebie)
Venmo @Terry-Koob

If you are unable to Venmo or are an out-of-towner and need to make other payment arrangements, please email GED at philafreer@gmail.com

Please contact GED at the email address listed above for any refunds. There will be no refunds given after December 20th. If you can't make it and want to sell your rego, please let GED know to who you sold it to after Dec 25.


Sparkle Dress run and New Years Eve Party

Sparkle Dress, Shiggy Socks, Sparkly Ball Room attire.

Location Details

Wingate by Wyndham

817 Greenbrier Circle Chesapeake, Va 23320

Wingate by Wyndha

Make a Reservation

The hotel is located at 817 Greenbrier Circle, Chesapeake, Va 23320. All rooms, no matter what the configuration, will be $129.00


817 Greenbrier Circle, Chesapeake, Va 23320

Schedule of Events

1200 Circle up at Hash Hotel
1330 Hares away
1350 Pack away
1530 Pack returns, circle up, and have a light snack, followed by Hotel check-in
1900 Ballroom opens for drinks; Hash Flash will present the year of our Hash on the big screen.
1915 Saloon Door Presents: The Roast of Gave Educator Dick and his MISMAN
2000 Dinner will be served
2100-2359 DJ Penis Land will be spinning the tunes as we Dance and Drink the night away. Karaoke will also be available.
0000 Champaign Toast
0001 Start of Shooting Star Trail with a brand new Lunar Shooting Star


Hotel Breakfast 0700-1000
1100 GTFO of Hotel
1 pm TH3 Baby New Year Trail location to be announced. This hash will support our hares, Your Mom, and Triple T. Because they are expecting in early February, this hash will cost you a package of either newborn diapers, baby ass wipes, cash donations, or a gift off of their baby registry.

https://www.amazon.com/baby-reg/amanda-beaupre-february-2023-portsmouth/3PFC01HT11DY4?ref=cmswrapanndp96XSBXZX4CM974JYVY7Q

Adult diapers are highly recommended to be worn by all hashers but are not required. Trail deets will be available at www.TH3.org.


Public Event

See the full list!

102 Hashers came

including:

Do You Have a D-Cell?

Charleston Heretics H3
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NFN Leigh

Tidewater H3
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Silence

(TH3)

NFN Soraya

(TeH3)

Teabagging Tiger Threesome

Colorado Kimchi
COVID was a weird time

It's Free? I'll Do It

Tidewater H3
...

Pebbles For Pussy

(Hangover)

Knock Knock Boobs There

(TH3)

Herpiclies

So Happy It's Tuesday
I cant find my Toga

Brown Towel

(Tidewater H3)

NFN Tim

(TH3)

Your mom

(TH3)

ORAL-B

Richmond H3
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Sir Lancelittle

DC Full mOOn Hash House Harriers
Tis but a scratch!

Sister Angry Dragon

(OFH3)

Finger Me Mister Frodo

(SoPiH3)

Runs then scissors

(TH3)

36 Toy Stories

Southern Pines Hash House Harriers
...

Cokeadoodle Do Me

(RH3)

Pen Island

Tidewater H3
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NFN Aby

(Tidewater H3)

Chorz 4 whorz

Tidewater H3
Picklebacks!!

Moochin' Wench

Beers And Tacos H3
...

Sex-A-Sketch

Rogue North Hash House Harriers
Hash harder not smarter!

Uncoordinated Slippery Seaman Receptacle (USSR)

Tidewater H3
In Soviet Russia, hare...

Mistresscycle

Tidewater H3
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Face Down Ass Up

(SembachH3)

Motel 6 Inches

Tidewater H3
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Message In My Butthole (MIMB)

(Agana H3)

George Whorewell

Southern Pines Hash House Harriers
...

All I Want for Christmas is a Tube of Meat

(FEH3)

Cunnil-Won't-Us

Tidewater H3
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Pabst Smear

Tidewater H3
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Chum Bucket Communion

(MCH3)

Nut Gay if you’re Underway

(7H4)

Chauf4 Daddy

(TH3)

Gone with the Schwinn

(Ft TrashWater )

Phil nye the science bi

(RSH3)

Ate Ball Cum Pocket

DC Road Whores
...

Shitty Orgy Daycare

Tidewater H3
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TheBoyWhoLived

Tidewater H3
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SaloonDoor

Tidewater H3
“Doctor”

Clam Chomp

Tidewater H3
did you really have se...

Claustrofeelya

Tuesday, Tuesday, Tuesday
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Balls Depot

Richmond H3
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Underwater Titty Injury

Charlotte Hash House Harriers
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Lt Dan

Tidewater H3
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Nfn Beth

(ClamH3)

Hermie

(FEH3)

Fanny Packy Owwww

Tidewater HOBO Hash House Harriers
...

Sorry For Your Loss

Tidewater H3
Race-ist, alcoleptic, ...

No Mo Butt Hos

Carolina Larrikins H3
(Sprinkles Optional)

Harpoon Hernia

Tidewater H3
My name is Harpoon Her...

BCB

(MVH3)

Humpty Bunky

Over the Hump Hash House Harriers
...

Cavity Search

Tidewater H3
...

NFN TJ

(Homeless)

Kooter Kunte

TH3
It's Miss Kunte if ya ...

Always Needs Ample Lube

Tidewater H3
Tidewater H3 GM

Fuck Dem Kids

Tidewater H3
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Ei-Ei-Oooh

Southern Pines Hash House Harriers
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SHaFTS

Richmond H3
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Kindergarten Copulation

Carolina Trash Hash House Harriers
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Care Bear Stare

Gulf Coast H3
...

5 O'Twat Shadow

Tidewater H3
...

Boots & Pants

(TH3)

Deepthroat Corndog

White House H3
it's not illegal unles...

Rimming Rainbow

(TH3)

Family cums first

(SoPiH3)

Double Tucked Wh0reos

Belle Isle Babes H3
A Hobbit Among Elves

Unholy Nipples

(MVH3)

Ticket to Ride

Tidewater H3
...

West Virginia Pole Miner

(Tidewater H3)

Vagina Ali

Tidewater H3
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Back Seat Back Beat

(SembachH3)

Kibbles ‘n Vomit

Tidewater H3
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My Boo Makes Me Poo Too

Southern Pines Hash House Harriers
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Trinity Eyeball Cumshot

Rogue North Hash House Harriers
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Table Trash

Tidewater H3
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Fatty Futon Fucker

(Tidewater H3)

Top Shelf Tuna

(RH3)

Dick Fairy

(TH3)

Wines Like a Pig

(SoPiH3)

Can't Talk With My Mouth Full

(MVH3)

Anything Butt

(Amsterdam H3)

42K 36H Dyke!

(TH3)

Cumboy Wonder

Ithaca Hash House Harriers
It's 106 miles to Chi...

Now Fuckin’ Named

(TH3)

Pussy Poker, Meow

(TH3)

Butt Light

Tidewater H3
Menace to sobriety

Buck-a-Fudfalo

(CTrH3)

General Tso's Buttplug

(CTrH3)

I've Fallen and Can't get off

(TH3)

Whoredor

Tidewater H3
That's just my face. I...

Tesla Twat

Ft Eustis
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Robin, My Soap

Tidewater H3
Shadow's Cabana Boy

Pooperrazzi

(TH3)