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Organizers:

Gave Educator Dick

TKDH3

What? Your a teacher.

TH3 2nd Anal Sparkle Dress 2023

12/31 01:00 PM to 01/01 11:00 AM

A Sparkle Dress Run event hosted by TH3

Cost: $69*

Hare(s):

Pen Island, Ei-Ei-Oooh and Wooden Eye

Shiggy:

TH3 presents the 2nd Anal Sparkle dress run and Ballroom New Year's Eve Party. There will be a running/walking hash, gather and check in at 1 pm hares away at 145 pm on Sunday afternoon in Sparkle dresses. So sparkle dat ass up. We want to see you sparkling in the December sun. Following the hash, there will be a lite snack and circle. The indoor pool and hot tub will provide a warming effect after that cold-ass December run. Shower Beer photo optional. The ballroom will open at 7 pm, and beer drinking and dancing will commence at 7pm in the hotel's Ballroom, so dress to impress; who knows, you might get lucky!!! The Roast of GED and his misman will commence at 7pm, this years guest host is a very big secret, it could be Fuck WaWa or it won't. Cum find out who will roast our asses after another successful year here in Tidewater. Dinner will begin to be served at 8 pm, followed by more dancing and drinking. There will be a Champagne toast at midnight and the elusive shooting star shot trail to start just after.

Cost
Rego $59 gets you a Sparkle Dress Run, Ballroom Party with catered dinner, champagne toast, dancing and shooting star trail. The price goes up on December 15th to $69.00.
Venmo, or give cash to It’s Free I’ll Do It (Freebie)
Venmo @Terry-Koob

If you are unable to Venmo or are an out-of-towner and need to make other payment arrangements, please email GED at philafreer@gmail.com

Please contact GED at the email address listed above for any refunds. There will be no refunds given after December 20th. If you can't make it and want to sell your rego, please let GED know to who you sold it to after Dec 25.


Sparkle Dress run and New Years Eve Party

Sparkle Dress, Shiggy Socks, Sparkly Ball Room attire.

Location Details

Wingate by Wyndham

817 Greenbrier Circle, Chesapeake Va 23320

Wingate by Wyndham

Make a Reservation

You must book you own hotel room, please use above link. All hotel rules apply to pets and or smoking.


Schedule of Events

1 pm gather and check in.
2 pm circle up and Hares away.
4-430 pm Closing circle and snack.
7 pm Ballroom Opens and Let the Roast Begin
8 pm Dinner will be served
9 pm - 1159 pm Dancing
1200 am Midnight toast
1202 am Midnight shooting star trail begins


8 am Hotel Breakfast
11 am GTFO
1102 Fatboi Trail in the hotel parking lot.
12 pm the meeting of the Waffle House H3 just down the street. 102 Red Cedar Ct. Chesapeake Va 23320.


Public Event

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100 Hashers came

including:

Knock Knock Boobs There

(TH3)

Rolling in the Deep

Salty Hampton Hash House Harriers
Words aren't real!

Top Shelf Tuna

(RH3)

Ei-Ei-Oooh

Southern Pines Hash House Harriers
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SHaFTS

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Tidewater H3
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Seven Hills Hash House Harriers
...

Pocket Puppy Surprise

Bilge Rats H3
...

Gladiater

(Richmond H3)

Cheeks

(TH3)

Deepthroat Corndog

White House H3
it's not illegal unles...

WV Pole Miner

(TH3)

Virgin Misti

(Tidewater H3)

Pabst Smear

(TH3)

Shart Tank

Tidewater H3
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Augustus Lancelittle

White House H3
it itched

Homey Dont Blow That

Tuesday, Tuesday, Tuesday
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Mistress Cycle

(TH3)

NFN Kurt

(Tidewater H3)

Claustrofeelya

(T3H3)

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(TH3)

Tits for tats

Carolina Larrikins H3
I’m sorry, and you’re ...

SaloonDoor

Tidewater H3
“Doctor”

Cockring

(Tidewater H3)

NFNJoey

(TH3)

The Vomiteen Rabbit

Richmond H3
...

Banana

Richmond H3
...

Pen Island

Tidewater H3
...

Butt Light

Tidewater H3
Menace to sobriety

Super SpreadHer

(SWH3)

Fatty Futon Fucker

(HOBO)

Do You Have a D-Cell?

Tidewater H3
...

Elon Thrust

Tidewater H3
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Mono-Railed

Tidewater H3
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Chauf4 Daddy

Tidewater H3
...

Around the World in 80 Lays

(W3H3)

Gave Educator Dick

Tidewater H3
What? Your a teacher.

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Baltimore Annapolis Hash House Harriers
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Vestosterone

(RH3)

Tindergarten

(TH3)

Lichtenschtabbed

DC Road Whores
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Squash Meow

Tidewater H3
...

Hello Pity

(SHHH)

Mr Asshole

(AssholeH3)

Clam Chomp

Tidewater H3
did you really have se...

SexPo JetSki

Richmond H3
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NFN Nick

(TH3)

Laserpuss

Hillbilly H3
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Harpoon Hernia

Tidewater H3
My name is Harpoon Her...

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Tidewater H3
Tidewater H3 GM

NFN susie (pocket Pussy temp name)

(7H4)

Cavity Search

Tidewater H3
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Trailer hitch

(TH3)

Wooden Eye

(SWH3)

Assover Table

Sir Walters H3
If you're looking for ...

Wilma

(TH3)

5 O'Twat Shadow

Tidewater H3
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Cunnil-Won't-Us

(TH3)

Double Tucked Wh0reos

Belle Isle Babes H3
A Hobbit Among Elves

Up My Butt With A Fire Truck

(Trailerhood H3)

Hot Commodtitties

(RH3)

Dick Fairy

(TH3)

International Hoes of Pantscakes

(RH3)

No, But I Want To

Nomad Hash House Harriers
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(BIBH3)

Dick Wrist

(TH3)

Giddy -up Pussy

(RH3)

Urethra Franklin

Sir Walters H3
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(SWH3)

Just Joe

(Sir Walters H3)

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Tidewater H3
Picklebacks!!

The Third Deich

(Tidewater H3)

Cokeadoodle Do Me

Richmond H3
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Vagina Ali

Tidewater H3
...

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Tidewater H3
...

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(TH3)

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(SWH3)

Hermie

(FEH3)

Quick To Shoot

Sir Walters H3
Trust me!

Freebie

Tidewater H3
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(BAH3)

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Clam Hash House Harriettes
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Richmond H3
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iFuck

(TH3)

Robin, My Soap

Tidewater H3
Shadow's Cabana Boy

Whoredor

Tidewater H3
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just dain

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Tidewater H3
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