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Host Kennel:

Organizers:

Gave Educator Dick

TKDH3

What? Your a teacher.

TH3 2nd Anal Sparkle Dress 2023

12/31 01:00 PM to 01/01 11:00 AM

A Sparkle Dress Run event hosted by TH3

Cost: $69*

Hare(s):

Pen Island, Ei-Ei-Oooh and Wooden Eye

Shiggy:

TH3 presents the 2nd Anal Sparkle dress run and Ballroom New Year's Eve Party. There will be a running/walking hash, gather and check in at 1 pm hares away at 145 pm on Sunday afternoon in Sparkle dresses. So sparkle dat ass up. We want to see you sparkling in the December sun. Following the hash, there will be a lite snack and circle. The indoor pool and hot tub will provide a warming effect after that cold-ass December run. Shower Beer photo optional. The ballroom will open at 7 pm, and beer drinking and dancing will commence at 7pm in the hotel's Ballroom, so dress to impress; who knows, you might get lucky!!! The Roast of GED and his misman will commence at 7pm, this years guest host is a very big secret, it could be Fuck WaWa or it won't. Cum find out who will roast our asses after another successful year here in Tidewater. Dinner will begin to be served at 8 pm, followed by more dancing and drinking. There will be a Champagne toast at midnight and the elusive shooting star shot trail to start just after.

Cost
Rego $59 gets you a Sparkle Dress Run, Ballroom Party with catered dinner, champagne toast, dancing and shooting star trail. The price goes up on December 15th to $69.00.
Venmo, or give cash to It’s Free I’ll Do It (Freebie)
Venmo @Terry-Koob

If you are unable to Venmo or are an out-of-towner and need to make other payment arrangements, please email GED at philafreer@gmail.com

Please contact GED at the email address listed above for any refunds. There will be no refunds given after December 20th. If you can't make it and want to sell your rego, please let GED know to who you sold it to after Dec 25.


Sparkle Dress run and New Years Eve Party

Sparkle Dress, Shiggy Socks, Sparkly Ball Room attire.

Location Details

Wingate by Wyndham

817 Greenbrier Circle, Chesapeake Va 23320

Wingate by Wyndham

Make a Reservation

You must book you own hotel room, please use above link. All hotel rules apply to pets and or smoking.


Schedule of Events

1 pm gather and check in.
2 pm circle up and Hares away.
4-430 pm Closing circle and snack.
7 pm Ballroom Opens and Let the Roast Begin
8 pm Dinner will be served
9 pm - 1159 pm Dancing
1200 am Midnight toast
1202 am Midnight shooting star trail begins


8 am Hotel Breakfast
11 am GTFO
1102 Fatboi Trail in the hotel parking lot.
12 pm the meeting of the Waffle House H3 just down the street. 102 Red Cedar Ct. Chesapeake Va 23320.


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100 Hashers came

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Tidewater H3
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Tidewater H3
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