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Host Kennel:

Organizers:

Gave Educator Dick

TH3

What? Your a teacher.

TH3 23rd Green Dress 2023

03/18 01:00 PM to 03/18 08:00 PM

A TH3 Hash Weekend

Cost: $60*

Hare(s):

Drunk Neighbor and Kibbles and Vomit

Shiggy:

Cum celebrate our 23rd year of hosting the TH3 Green Dress Run! You don't want to miss it this year!

Saturday, March 18, 2022

Doors open / Beer Tapped @ 12:30 pm

Please go to the main door for check-in.

Please be respectful to those masking or trying to social distance; it’s out there; we are all adults, use your best judgment.

Remember that CONSENT IS LAW!! and that the Hash is not the Judge, Jury, or Executioner. However, misman knows how to dial 911.

Gather for Circle @ 1:00 pm,
 Hares Away @ 1:10 pm,
 Pack Away @ 1:45 pm
. Circle up at 4:30 pm *
Food served @ 5:00pm~ish*

Never leave campers; pay on your own while the pack is away.

Venmo: @terry-koob

IF YOU SHOW UP THE DAY OF THE EVENT, IF YOU HAVE NOT REGOED, BE PREPARED TO PAY EXTRA TO GET IN AS LONG AS THE CAP HAS NOT BEEN MET.

What you get: 
Multiple Beer checks
 , Awesome giveaways (yes, plural). 
Catered dinner (you will fill out the initial food order form when you sign in)

Where/Start:



Parking: 
There is extremely limited parking on-site, but several areas exist, including the school parking lot across the street and the ODU parking garage just a couple of blocks away. Parking at the Muddy Paws vet clinic is NOT allowed. 
HIGHLY RECOMMENDED to carpool, take an Uber, Lift, or Taxi. Don't Drink and Drive; trust me on that!!!

Payment Options

Venmo or Cash at a regular Sunday Trail.

NOTE
, Only PAID regos will show on the cumming list. Event Organizers can still view all regos.

Rego cost on the day of 18 March 2023 at 1200 will be increased to $60, and giveaways will not be guaranteed or personalized.

We will have a secure room to lock personnel bags and belongings while on trail.


Green Dress

Green Stuff, a Green Dress, a vessel, ID, some cash, thirst for beer, and an appetite for trail.

Start Location Details

Schedule of Events

Tidewater Full Moon Presents 2023 Christmas Tree Burning
Cost $5.00 payable to the Tidewater Full Moon H3
Start Location: 3791 Karlin Ave Norfolk, VA 23502
Start Time: 6:30 pm, Hares Away 7:00 pm, Pack away at 7:15 pm. This will be a Shooting Star Trail, and Christmas Tree Burning will commence as soon as the pack returns.

Edward Forty Hands Challenge will be available. You must provide your own two 40 oz of beer. Strongly recommend plastic 40's. Tidewater's very own Edward Forty Hands patches will be on hand and are $5.00 each and can be pre-paid for with your Green Dress rego. See GED

A Shooting Star Patch for the event is being created and will be sold for $10.00 at the start, and proceeds will be donated to Make A Wish! This patch may also be purchased with your green dress rego. See GED

On-Afters will be at High-Speed Cock Bumper and Professor place.


Green Dress Run
37th and Zen 1083 37th St, Norfolk, VA 23508
Doors Open at 1:00 pm
GTFO 2 am, the bars last call


Shamrock Marathon Beer table and Beer Mile
Show up and give cups of beer to the racist runners running the Shamrock Marathon.
Show Time: 6am - 630am
Location: 81st street and Atlantic Ave (leg mile marks 2 1/3 and mile 9 3/4)
Wanker in Charge: Drunk Neighbor


Tidewater Beer Mile
Gather 1 pm
Start: 130 PM
Location Va Beach Middle School
600 25th St
Virginia Beach, VA 23451
Cost $5.00 for participants and spectators
Beer Mile Patch additional: $5.00


Public Event

See the full list!

115 Hashers came

including:

Oppa Gundam Tits

Tuesday, Tuesday, Tuesday
...

Ticket to Ride

Tidewater H3
...

Virgin Shawn

(TH3)

Booby Do Bunny

(Tidewater H3)

GLADIATER

Richmond H3
...

Shitty Orgy Daycare

Tidewater H3
...

Came for a Week

Tidewater H3
...

NFN Jessi

(TH3)

Always Needs Ample Lube

Tidewater H3
T3H3 GM

NFN Thomas

(RH3)

Malort of the Rings

(TH3)

Chorz 4 whorz

Tidewater H3
Picklebacks!!

Table Trash

Tidewater H3
...

Gone with the Schwinn

(Ft TrashWater)

SHaFTS

Richmond H3
...

NFN Allison

(RH3)

Sorry for your lose

(Tidewater H3)

Kibbles ‘N Vommit

(Tidewater H3)

Uncoordinated Slippery Seaman Receptacle (USSR)

Tidewater H3
In Soviet Russia, hare...

Menage

(TH3)

High Speed Cockbumper

(TH3)

Robin, My Soap

Tidewater H3
Math's Cabana Boy H3

MUD

(FEH3)

Just Jenn

(RH3)

Pussy poker meow

(TH3)

It's Free? I'll Do It

Tidewater H3
...

I'll Finish Tomorrow

(Pgh-H3)

Princess Jizzmine

DC Road Whores
...

Cockring

Tidewater H3
...

Clam Chomp

Tidewater H3
did you really have se...

The Third Deich

(Tidewater H3)

kunt-fu weasel

Pittsburgh Hash House Harriers
...

Ghettoman

Ft Eustis
...

Dood, Where's My Car?

Carolina Trash Hash House Harriers
Buttholes don't go sid...

Sister Angry Dragon

Old Frederick Hash House Harriers
I need a chaperone

All I want for Christmas is a Tube Of Meat

(Ft Eustis)

Claustrofeelya

Tuesday, Tuesday, Tuesday
...

Motel 6 Inches

Tidewater H3
...

Swipe my bitch up

(RH3)

Do You Have a D-Cell?

Charleston Heretics H3
...

Drunk Neighbor

Tidewater H3
I'm an asshole

Mothball

Jacksonville H3
...

Pegging Sue

(CHH3)

NFN Rita

(TH3)

Mom we're done bring me Cookies

(TH3)

Stepsis my bliss

Tidewater H3
...

Elon Thrust

Tidewater H3
...

Buck-a-Fuffalo

(CTrH3)

Harpoon Hernia

Tidewater H3
My name is Harpoon Her...

Playtex Playboy

Osan Bulgogi Hash House Harriers
...

Hairy Kate Olsen

(TH3)

Flute Loop

POHO Hash House Harriers
...

NFN Sarah

Tidewater H3
...

Cockhome Syndrome

Richmond H3
...

Ate Ball Cum Pocket

DC Road Whores
...

NFN AARON (ANALs brother)

(TH3)

Professor Cowabunghole

(TH3)

Virgin Nick

(TH3)

Tits Out Every Sunday!

(TH3)

NFN Tracey

(Tidewater H3)

Silence

(TH3)

Tesla Twat

Ft Eustis
...

Shock My Monkey

Richmond H3
He that made kittens p...

Bum Pumper

(Tidewater H3)

Kung Fu Pussy Chu

Tidewater H3
These are my no no squ...

FDA

Tidewater H3
I don't know your name...

Virgin Airlines

Richmond H3
...

Banana

Richmond H3
...

Ooopz I Did It Again

Tidewater H3
Nice boys don't play r...

Trippin Curry Goody Two-Shoes

(EtnaH3)

Ankles for Earrings

Richmond H3
...

The Long One

Agana H3
...

ORAL-B

Richmond H3
...

Scuba Steve

Voodoo Hash Hash Harriers
I'm not a businessman ...

Chauf4 Daddy's +2

(Tidewater H3)

Sir Lancelittle

White House H3
Tis but a scratch!

Harley Queef

TRAJIC Traditionally Running Around Jacksonville In Coherrently
...

Two Pills No Thrill

Tidewater H3
...

Fanny Packy Owwww

Tidewater HOBO Hash House Harriers
...

Chauf4 Daddy

(TH3)

Cavity Search

Tidewater H3
...

I Shart the Sheriff

Survivor Hash House Harriers
...

Virgin John

(Tidewater H3)

Hemogoblin

Rage H3
...

SaloonDoor

Tidewater H3
“Doctor”

Nut gay if it's underweigh

Seven Hills Hash House Harriers
...

The Chuggernaut

Tidewater H3
...

NFN Rose

(FEH3)

Pornhub Screensaver

(RH3)

Bilbo's Dildo

Clam Hash House Harriettes
...

Vagina Ali

Tidewater H3
...

Rusty Trumpet

(FUH3)

Virgin Kerry

(Tidewater H3)

Boots & Pants

(TH3)

Gave Educator Dick

Tidewater H3
What? Your a teacher.

Chauf4 Daddys +1

(Tidewater H3)

42K 36H Dyke!

Tidewater H3
...

s/Kooter Kunte

(Everyday Is Wedne...)

Butt Light

Tidewater H3
Menace to sobriety

Whoredor

Tidewater H3
That's just my face. I...

Major Dom

(RH3)

Hermie

Ft Eustis
...

Pooperrazzi

Tidewater H3
...

5 O'Twat Shadow

Tidewater H3
...

Shart Tank

Tidewater H3
...

Virgin Sean

(Tidewater H3)

Virgin Chris

(Sister Angry Drag...)

Top Shelf Tuna

(RH3)