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Host Kennel:

Organizers:

Gave Educator Dick

TH3

What? Your a teacher for an A I’ll fuck ya!

TH3 23rd Green Dress 2023

03/18 01:00 PM to 03/18 08:00 PM

A TH3 Hash Weekend

Cost: $60*

Hare(s):

Drunk Neighbor and Kibbles and Vomit

Shiggy:

Cum celebrate our 23rd year of hosting the TH3 Green Dress Run! You don't want to miss it this year!

Saturday, March 18, 2022

Doors open / Beer Tapped @ 12:30 pm

Please go to the main door for check-in.

Please be respectful to those masking or trying to social distance; it’s out there; we are all adults, use your best judgment.

Remember that CONSENT IS LAW!! and that the Hash is not the Judge, Jury, or Executioner. However, misman knows how to dial 911.

Gather for Circle @ 1:00 pm,
 Hares Away @ 1:10 pm,
 Pack Away @ 1:45 pm
. Circle up at 4:30 pm *
Food served @ 5:00pm~ish*

Never leave campers; pay on your own while the pack is away.

Venmo: @terry-koob

IF YOU SHOW UP THE DAY OF THE EVENT, IF YOU HAVE NOT REGOED, BE PREPARED TO PAY EXTRA TO GET IN AS LONG AS THE CAP HAS NOT BEEN MET.

What you get: 
Multiple Beer checks
 , Awesome giveaways (yes, plural). 
Catered dinner (you will fill out the initial food order form when you sign in)

Where/Start:



Parking: 
There is extremely limited parking on-site, but several areas exist, including the school parking lot across the street and the ODU parking garage just a couple of blocks away. Parking at the Muddy Paws vet clinic is NOT allowed. 
HIGHLY RECOMMENDED to carpool, take an Uber, Lift, or Taxi. Don't Drink and Drive; trust me on that!!!

Payment Options

Venmo or Cash at a regular Sunday Trail.

NOTE
, Only PAID regos will show on the cumming list. Event Organizers can still view all regos.

Rego cost on the day of 18 March 2023 at 1200 will be increased to $60, and giveaways will not be guaranteed or personalized.

We will have a secure room to lock personnel bags and belongings while on trail.


Green Dress

Green Stuff, a Green Dress, a vessel, ID, some cash, thirst for beer, and an appetite for trail.

Start Location Details

Schedule of Events

Tidewater Full Moon Presents 2023 Christmas Tree Burning
Cost $5.00 payable to the Tidewater Full Moon H3
Start Location: 3791 Karlin Ave Norfolk, VA 23502
Start Time: 6:30 pm, Hares Away 7:00 pm, Pack away at 7:15 pm. This will be a Shooting Star Trail, and Christmas Tree Burning will commence as soon as the pack returns.

Edward Forty Hands Challenge will be available. You must provide your own two 40 oz of beer. Strongly recommend plastic 40's. Tidewater's very own Edward Forty Hands patches will be on hand and are $5.00 each and can be pre-paid for with your Green Dress rego. See GED

A Shooting Star Patch for the event is being created and will be sold for $10.00 at the start, and proceeds will be donated to Make A Wish! This patch may also be purchased with your green dress rego. See GED

On-Afters will be at High-Speed Cock Bumper and Professor place.


Green Dress Run
37th and Zen 1083 37th St, Norfolk, VA 23508
Doors Open at 1:00 pm
GTFO 2 am, the bars last call


Shamrock Marathon Beer table and Beer Mile
Show up and give cups of beer to the racist runners running the Shamrock Marathon.
Show Time: 6am - 630am
Location: 81st street and Atlantic Ave (leg mile marks 2 1/3 and mile 9 3/4)
Wanker in Charge: Drunk Neighbor


Tidewater Beer Mile
Gather 1 pm
Start: 130 PM
Location Va Beach Middle School
600 25th St
Virginia Beach, VA 23451
Cost $5.00 for participants and spectators
Beer Mile Patch additional: $5.00


Public Event

See the full list!

115 Hashers came

including:

NFN Rose

(FEH3)

Gave Educator Dick

Tidewater H3
What? Your a teacher f...

Ooopz

Tidewater H3
Heh...what the hell wa...

SHaFTS

Richmond H3
...

Bilbo's Dildo

Clam Hash House Harriettes
...

Virgin John

(Tidewater H3)

Bum Pumper

(Tidewater H3)

s/Kooter Kunte

(Everyday Is Wedne...)

Motel 6 Inches

Tidewater H3
...

Scuba Steve

Voodoo Hash Hash Harriers
I'm not a businessman ...

The Chuggernaut

Tidewater H3
...

Major Dom

(RH3)

Two Pills No Thrill

Tidewater H3
...

It's Free? I'll Do It

Tidewater H3
...

Mom we're done bring me Cookies

(TH3)

The Long One

Agana H3
...

Princess Jizzmine

DC Road Whores
...

Harpoon Hernia

Tidewater H3
My name is Harpoon Her...

Robin, My Soap

Tidewater H3
...

Hairy Kate Olsen

(TH3)

Cockhome Syndrome

Richmond H3
...

Malort of the Rings

(TH3)

Pegging Sue

(CHH3)

Kibbles ‘N Vommit

(Tidewater H3)

SaloonDoor

Tidewater H3
Where's Cameron?

Elon Thrust

Tidewater H3
...

Ate Ball Cum Pocket

DC Road Whores
...

Vagina Ali

Tidewater H3
...

Kung Fu Pussy Chu

Tidewater H3
These are my no no squ...

Ticket to Ride

Tidewater H3
...

Drunk Neighbor

Tidewater H3
I'm an asshole

Sorry for your lose

(Tidewater H3)

I'll Finish Tomorrow

(Pgh-H3)

Chauf4 Daddy

(TH3)

ORAL-B

Richmond H3
...

Rusty Trumpet

(FUH3)

Ankles for Earrings

Richmond H3
...

Chorz 4 whorz

Tidewater H3
...

Butt Light

Tidewater H3
never leave, champ.

NFN Sarah

Tidewater H3
...

NFN AARON (ANALs brother)

(TH3)

Menage

(TH3)

5 O'Twat Shadow

Tidewater H3
...

Playtex Playboy

Osan Bulgogi Hash House Harriers
...

Virgin Shawn

(TH3)

Table Trash

Tidewater H3
...

High Speed Cockbumper

(TH3)

Chauf4 Daddys +1

(Tidewater H3)

NFN Madison

Tidewater H3
...

Gone with the Schwinn

(Ft TrashWater)

GLADIATER

Richmond H3
...

Tits Out Every Sunday!

(TH3)

Chauf4 Daddy's +2

(Tidewater H3)

NFN Jessi

(TH3)

Shitty Orgy Daycare

Tidewater H3
...

Dood, Where's My Car?

Carolina Trash Hash House Harriers
Buttholes don't go sid...

Fanny Packy Owwww

Tidewater HOBO Hash House Harriers
...

Uncoordinated Slippery Seaman Receptacle (USSR)

Tidewater H3
In Soviet Russia, hare...

Banana

Richmond H3
...

Just Jenn

(RH3)

Pussy poker meow

(TH3)

Sister Angry Dragon

Old Frederick Hash House Harriers
I need a chaperone

Shock My Monkey

Richmond H3
He that made kittens p...

MUD

(FEH3)

Whoredor

Tidewater H3
That's just my face. I...

FDA

Tidewater H3
I don't know your name...

Nut gay if it's underweigh

Seven Hills Hash House Harriers
...

Swipe my bitch up

(RH3)

Harley Queef

TRAJIC Traditionally Running Around Jacksonville In Coherrently
...

Virgin Sean

(Tidewater H3)

All I want for Christmas is a Tube Of Meat

(Ft Eustis)

Professor Cowabunghole

(TH3)

NFN Rita

(TH3)

NFN Tracey

(Tidewater H3)

Came for a Week

Tidewater H3
...

Virgin Airlines

Richmond H3
...

Claustrofeelya

Tuesday, Tuesday, Tuesday
...

Buck-a-Fuffalo

(CTrH3)

NFN Thom

Tidewater H3
...

Do You Have a D-Cell?

Charleston Heretics H3
...

Flute Loop

POHO Hash House Harriers
...

Stepsis - My Bliss

Tidewater H3
...

Top Shelf Tuna

(RH3)

Virgin Kerry

(Tidewater H3)

Sir Lancelittle

White House H3
Tis but a scratch!

I Shart the Sheriff

Survivor Hash House Harriers
...

Oppan Gundam Tits

Tuesday, Tuesday, Tuesday
...

Cavity Search

Tidewater H3
...

Hermie

Ft Eustis
...

Pooperrazzi

Tidewater H3
...

Trippin Curry Goody Two-Shoes

(EtnaH3)

Boots & Pants

(TH3)

Cockring

Tidewater H3
...

Tesla Twat

Ft Eustis
...

Hemogoblin

Rage H3
...

42K 36H Dyke!

Tidewater H3
...

Virgin Nick

(TH3)

Mothball

Jacksonville H3
...

Ghettoman

Ft Eustis
...

NFN Allison

(RH3)

Booby Do Bunny

(Tidewater H3)

Virgin Chris

(Sister Angry Drag...)

NFN Thomas

(RH3)

Silence

(TH3)

Pornhub Screensaver

(RH3)

kunt-fu weasel

Pittsburgh Hash House Harriers
...

The Third Deich

(Tidewater H3)