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Organizers:

TH3 23rd Green Dress 2023

03/18 01:00 PM to 03/18 08:00 PM

A TH3 Hash Weekend

Cost: $60*

Hare(s):

Drunk Neighbor and Kibbles and Vomit

Shiggy:

Cum celebrate our 23rd year of hosting the TH3 Green Dress Run! You don't want to miss it this year!

Saturday, March 18, 2022

Doors open / Beer Tapped @ 12:30 pm

Please go to the main door for check-in.

Please be respectful to those masking or trying to social distance; it’s out there; we are all adults, use your best judgment.

Remember that CONSENT IS LAW!! and that the Hash is not the Judge, Jury, or Executioner. However, misman knows how to dial 911.

Gather for Circle @ 1:00 pm,
 Hares Away @ 1:10 pm,
 Pack Away @ 1:45 pm
. Circle up at 4:30 pm *
Food served @ 5:00pm~ish*

Never leave campers; pay on your own while the pack is away.

Venmo: @terry-koob

IF YOU SHOW UP THE DAY OF THE EVENT, IF YOU HAVE NOT REGOED, BE PREPARED TO PAY EXTRA TO GET IN AS LONG AS THE CAP HAS NOT BEEN MET.

What you get: 
Multiple Beer checks
 , Awesome giveaways (yes, plural). 
Catered dinner (you will fill out the initial food order form when you sign in)

Where/Start:



Parking: 
There is extremely limited parking on-site, but several areas exist, including the school parking lot across the street and the ODU parking garage just a couple of blocks away. Parking at the Muddy Paws vet clinic is NOT allowed. 
HIGHLY RECOMMENDED to carpool, take an Uber, Lift, or Taxi. Don't Drink and Drive; trust me on that!!!

Payment Options

Venmo or Cash at a regular Sunday Trail.

NOTE
, Only PAID regos will show on the cumming list. Event Organizers can still view all regos.

Rego cost on the day of 18 March 2023 at 1200 will be increased to $60, and giveaways will not be guaranteed or personalized.

We will have a secure room to lock personnel bags and belongings while on trail.


Green Dress

Green Stuff, a Green Dress, a vessel, ID, some cash, thirst for beer, and an appetite for trail.

Start Location Details

Schedule of Events

Tidewater Full Moon Presents 2023 Christmas Tree Burning
Cost $5.00 payable to the Tidewater Full Moon H3
Start Location: 3791 Karlin Ave Norfolk, VA 23502
Start Time: 6:30 pm, Hares Away 7:00 pm, Pack away at 7:15 pm. This will be a Shooting Star Trail, and Christmas Tree Burning will commence as soon as the pack returns.

Edward Forty Hands Challenge will be available. You must provide your own two 40 oz of beer. Strongly recommend plastic 40's. Tidewater's very own Edward Forty Hands patches will be on hand and are $5.00 each and can be pre-paid for with your Green Dress rego. See GED

A Shooting Star Patch for the event is being created and will be sold for $10.00 at the start, and proceeds will be donated to Make A Wish! This patch may also be purchased with your green dress rego. See GED

On-Afters will be at High-Speed Cock Bumper and Professor place.


Green Dress Run
37th and Zen 1083 37th St, Norfolk, VA 23508
Doors Open at 1:00 pm
GTFO 2 am, the bars last call


Shamrock Marathon Beer table and Beer Mile
Show up and give cups of beer to the racist runners running the Shamrock Marathon.
Show Time: 6am - 630am
Location: 81st street and Atlantic Ave (leg mile marks 2 1/3 and mile 9 3/4)
Wanker in Charge: Drunk Neighbor


Tidewater Beer Mile
Gather 1 pm
Start: 130 PM
Location Va Beach Middle School
600 25th St
Virginia Beach, VA 23451
Cost $5.00 for participants and spectators
Beer Mile Patch additional: $5.00


Public Event

See the full list!

115 Hashers came

including:

The Long One

Agana H3
...

Oppa Gundam Tits

Tuesday, Tuesday, Tuesday
...

Trippin Curry Goody Two-Shoes

(EtnaH3)

ORAL-B

Richmond H3
...

Two Pills No Thrill

Tidewater H3
...

Silence

(TH3)

Bum Pumper

(Tidewater H3)

MUD

(FEH3)

Tesla Twat

Ft Eustis
...

GLADIATER

Richmond H3
...

Virgin Kerry

(Tidewater H3)

Whoredor

Tidewater H3
That's just my face. I...

s/Kooter Kunte

(Everyday Is Wedne...)

NFN Sarah

Tidewater H3
...

All I want for Christmas is a Tube Of Meat

(Ft Eustis)

Sir Lancelittle

White House H3
Tis but a scratch!

Ooopz I Did It Again

Tidewater H3
Nice boys don't play r...

Gave Educator Dick

Tidewater H3
...

Hemogoblin

Rage H3
...

The Third Deich

(Tidewater H3)

Mom we're done bring me Cookies

(TH3)

Kibbles ‘N Vommit

(Tidewater H3)

Nut gay if it's underweigh

Seven Hills Hash House Harriers
...

5 O'Twat Shadow

Tidewater H3
...

Pooperrazzi

Tidewater H3
...

Menage

(TH3)

Flute Loop

POHO Hash House Harriers
...

kunt-fu weasel

Pittsburgh Hash House Harriers
...

Professor Cowabunghole

(TH3)

I Shart the Sheriff

Survivor Hash House Harriers
...

Ghettoman

Ft Eustis
...

Princess Jizzmine

DC Road Whores
...

NFN Jessi

(TH3)

NFN Rita

(TH3)

42K 36H Dyke!

Tidewater H3
...

Elon Thrust

Tidewater H3
...

Cockring

Tidewater H3
...

I'll Finish Tomorrow

(Pgh-H3)

Stepsis my bliss

Tidewater H3
...

Claustrofeelya

Tuesday, Tuesday, Tuesday
Show me your kitties

Booby Do Bunny

(Tidewater H3)

Mothball

Jacksonville H3
...

Banana

Richmond H3
...

Virgin John

(Tidewater H3)

Harley Queef

TRAJIC Traditionally Running Around Jacksonville In Coherrently
...

Scuba Steve

Voodoo Hash Hash Harriers
I'm not a businessman ...

Sister Angry Dragon

Old Frederick Hash House Harriers
I need a chaperone

Pussy poker meow

(TH3)

High Speed Cockbumper

(TH3)

Hermie

Ft Eustis
...

Boots & Pants

(TH3)

FDA

Tidewater H3
I don't know your name...

Fanny Packy Owwww

Tidewater HOBO Hash House Harriers
...

Swipe my bitch up

(RH3)

Clam Chomp

Tidewater H3
did you really have se...

Harpoon Hernia

Tidewater H3
My name is Harpoon Her...

Ankles for Earrings

Richmond H3
...

Dood, Where's My Car?

Carolina Trash Hash House Harriers
Buttholes don't go sid...

Hairy Kate Olsen

(TH3)

SaloonDoor

Tidewater H3
“Doctor”

Virgin Chris

(Sister Angry Drag...)

Uncoordinated Slippery Seaman Receptacle (USSR)

Tidewater H3
In Soviet Russia, hare...

Virgin Sean

(Tidewater H3)

Tits Out Every Sunday!

(TH3)

Kung Fu Pussy Chu

Tidewater H3
My no no squares.

Pornhub Screensaver

(RH3)

Virgin Shawn

(TH3)

Pegging Sue

(CHH3)

Chauf4 Daddy

(TH3)

NFN Rose

(FEH3)

Major Dom

(RH3)

Sorry for your lose

(Tidewater H3)

Table Trash

Tidewater H3
...

The Chuggernaut

Tidewater H3
...

NFN Allison

(RH3)

Chauf4 Daddy's +2

(Tidewater H3)

Chauf4 Daddys +1

(Tidewater H3)

Virgin Airlines

Richmond H3
...

Shock My Monkey

Richmond H3
He that made kittens p...

Chorz 4 whorz

Tidewater H3
Picklebacks!!

Drunk Neighbor

Tidewater H3
I'm an asshole

Robin, My Soap

Tidewater H3
Shadow's Cabana Boy

Vagina Ali

Tidewater H3
...

SHaFTS

Richmond H3
...

Shart Tank

Tidewater H3
...

Do You Have a D-Cell?

Charleston Heretics H3
...

NFN Thomas

(RH3)

Ate Ball Cum Pocket

DC Road Whores
...

Gone with the Schwinn

(Ft TrashWater)

Came for a Week

Tidewater H3
...

Ticket to Ride

Tidewater H3
...

Malort of the Rings

(TH3)

It's Free? I'll Do It

Tidewater H3
...

Playtex Playboy

Osan Bulgogi Hash House Harriers
...

Motel 6 Inches

Tidewater H3
...

Rusty Trumpet

(FUH3)

Just Jenn

(RH3)

Shitty Orgy Daycare

Tidewater H3
...

Cockhome Syndrome

Richmond H3
...

Butt Light

Tidewater H3
Menace to sobriety

Virgin Nick

(TH3)

Cavity Search

Tidewater H3
...

Buck-a-Fuffalo

(CTrH3)

NFN Tracey

(Tidewater H3)

Top Shelf Tuna

(RH3)

NFN AARON (ANALs brother)

(TH3)

Bilbo's Dildo

Clam Hash House Harriettes
...