This event will cap at 300 PAID Regos. Regos are not guaranteed until paid.
Organizers:
Tex-Mex Intercourse Fiesta 2026
01/15 07:00 PM to 01/19 07:00 PM
A Hash Weekend
Cost: $100
"TEXMEX INTERCOURSE FIESTA HASH 2026"
Our biggest event of the year. Come celebrate 20+ years with us!!
It's 5 days of hashing and debauchery. Jan 15th - Jan 19th, 2026 and you're invited.
Plan your vacation ahead of time or quit your job, this is worth it.
To Register please complete and submit your payment to:
"PayPal to pinkslit_69@yahoo.com. Chose the family & friends option so we won’t get charged an extra fee."
THEME:
CIRCUS WONDERLAND!!
FRIDAY - Circus freak show: ringmaster, sexy circus performers, magicians, jugglers, acrobats, strongest man, tattooed ladies, clowns and carnies, etc
SATURDAY - Carnival! The world is a circus. Brightest and elaborate party attire!
To Register please complete and submit your payment to:
"PayPal to pinkslit_69@yahoo.com. Chose the family & friends option so we won’t get charged an extra fee."
CIRCUS WONDERLAND!!
COSTUMES / FLASH LIGHT / ANTIBIOTICS /
Location Details
Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
Start Location TBA
Schedule of Events
7 PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, Hares: TBA Theme: TBA
9AM- BORDER JUMPERS WILL LAY TRAIL, BJ STYLE- Bring your spare liver. Hares: TBA – Orange Chalk
• 3 PM: Ceremonial tapping of the Keg @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 2:30-4:30 PM: Registration -El Paso H3 Harriettes will sign you in and hand you YOUR PACKAGE OF GOODIES @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 in the Small Event Room by Front Desk
• 5-6 PM: Dinner Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 6:45 -7:00 – Uhaul’s will take us to Point A of pubcrawl. If you prefer to Uber, see Point A below.
• 7:30 PM: Pubcrawl Point A –TBA: DRESS THEME: Blast Circus freak show: ringmaster, sexy circus performers, magicians, jugglers, acrobats, strongest man, tattooed ladies, clowns and carnies, etc
8AM: Breakfast 8-10am - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West.
• 9-10AM: Late Registration (Wanker's Only!) Haberdashery TIME!! Shout out to Haberdashers bring your Shitty hash gear to sell!!
• 10:00 AM: Beer Mile Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. Hares: LeeRoy
• 10:30 AM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. MEXico TRAIL - 10:30 SHARP! Hares for the MEXico DRUG RUN TRAIL – TBA - You will need a valid/current passport for the Mexico Trail – Green Chalk
• 12:30PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. TEXAss TRAIL - 12:30 SHARP! Hares: TBA - Blue Chalk
• 6-7 PM: Dinner - Large Ballroom
• 8:30 PM: Party dance at the Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West.
8-10AM: Breakfast - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 10:00AM: Butt Scrabble- BackSide Bayou & Sperm Whale will be the sharpie ASS artists!
• Shout out to Haberdashers bring your shitty hash gear to sell!!
• 10:00AM-Draft Punk H3 – Bring your craft beers to share, a vessel, your prepped liver, and a friend. Look for details on FB.
• 11:00 AM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 THE WORLD-FAMOUS ASSHOLE TRAIL! 13-on up miles or more. Point A: Hares – TBA
• 1 :00 PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922- TURKEY TRAIL, 5-7 miles, Hares: TBA - Green chalk
• 6-07 PM: The last Supper - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
10 AM: HANGOVER TRAIL YA'LL!!! Point A - Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 Hare: TBA
Public Event
including:
Ranger Smurf
(KDH3 CC)
Five Angry Inches
(SFH3)
Sensitive New Age Nipples
(Whoreman H3)
7 Daddies & the Soggy Biscuit
(MiHiHuHa)
Ottoman Cumpire
(BigHumpH3)
Go Speed Racist
(Poznań H3)
Just LaVerne
(SWH3)
Breaking Vag
(ABQH3)
Santa On Crack
( SAH3)
Queen
(EBH3)
Sex Doll Serial Killer
(BoulderH3)
Tits Baaaaad
(SAH3)
Butt Plug FRED
(EBH3)
Fur On Fur Off
(CLH3)
Beer Battered
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Two Lips
(CUH3 )
How Do You Like My Headlights NOW
(BigHumpH3)
House Shitter
(SAH3)
No G’nads
(Hindu Kush H3)
Piggy Style
(ABQH3)
Just kneel and Bob
(FTWH3)
Touching Me Softly
(AH3)
Thumper Can’t Pump Her
(EPH3)
Ghettoman +1
(FEH3)
Betty Crotch Popper
(MosquitoH3)
Screws ON First
(Bell Scott H3)
Halloweenie Beerdini
(Wandering Whore H3)
FingerWave
(OmahaH3)
KinkHerBell
(ABQH3)
Evaporated MILF
(BJH3)
Horny McRib
(EPH3)
Grand Theft boxer
(ECH3)
Wifey doesn’t know
(EPH3)
Shame Eww
(BJH3)
Dancing Queef
(EPH3)
Vaginal Vortex
(RPH3)
Dick the Boy Wonder
(Texas Crab Hash)
Harder than a 5th grader
(EPH3)
Dick Lover
(TCH)
SnowBall White
(Alamogordo)
Blood dance kid
(PhoenixH3)
Just Hayley
(ABQH3)
Penis blowjob star wars name
(Tulsa H3)
Horse Sex Noises
(MiHiHuHa)
Red bed redemption
(EPH3)
Halfpipe
(ABQH3)
I don't mow lawns, I don't shovel snow, I don't do ass to mouth.
(SLUT-DH3)
Mouth Queef
(Reno H3)
8-Bit Dick
(Alamogordo)
Premature hashturbation
(IEH3)
Sperm Donor
(SCH3)
Scent of a Man
(Wasatch H3)
Lock Nut Monster
(BigHumpH3)
Catalina Shit Mixer
(Albuquerque Hash ...)
Shitter Splitter
(Sacramento H3)
Baker’s Dozen’t
(SurfCityH3)
Twatwurst
(BSH3)
Bounce My Ass
(jHavH3)
Joystick finger fucker
(EPH3)
Hokey Tokey
(LongBeach H3)
Deep in the throat of Tex Mex
(Shit show butt ho...)
Ben Dover R My Panties Showin’
(DallasH3)
McPisser
(Houston H3)
Eat=mycunt2wice
(EPH3)
Butt Lite
(HCH3)
Cum So Hard Me Die
(DenverH3)
Phlogging Poly
(NomadH3)
Mrs. Robinson
(EPH3)
Not Your Scissor Sister
(AlamoH3)
Bearded Clam
(jHavH3)
Leather Lovelips
(Wrong Way Hash Ho...)
Choco Taco
(BJH3)
My Precious GB
(RPH3)
Sweaty Nipples, Surprise!
(CTrH3)
Cums Up Wet
(StarCityH3)
Mistress of Masochism (MOM)
(Alamogordo)
Spits and Dribbles
(WH3)
Cameltoe Hooker
(DUHHH)
Flours for Anal Bum
(SurfCityH3)
Nodoz on the Big Hoes
(SWH3)
Octopussy
(Houston)
Used Rubber
(EPH3)
Just Bianca
(AlamoH3)
Free My Willy
(OmahaH3)
Pamela Gasterson
(EPH3)
Inappropriate
(Houston H3)
PG 6"
(ABQH3)
Tantric Arachnid Cannabis Orgasm
(ABQH3)
Salty Mudflaps
(EPH3)
Clamarindo
(EPH3)
Cookies N Cum
(SFH3)
Hon Hon Hon Titty Croissants
(LDSH3)
John Wang
(EPH3)
I’d Fuck Me!
(Anchorage H3)
Choir cock
(LBH3)
Better brown than down
(KissMyH3)
Grand Theft Anal
(A2H3)
Reverse Bogart
(W3H3)
Clearly not a Hooker
(SurfCityH3)
I’d Fuck Me Too
(EPH3)
Cum Dumpster
(EPH3)
Tijuana Donkey Fluffer
(Moon Over My Sac H3 )
Big booty hoe
(EPH3)
Rear Ender
(ABQH3)
Titty Sanchez
(LBH3)
Donut Holer
(MosquitoH3)
Through the Looking Ass
(Larryville Hash H...)
2 Girls One Juan
(EPH3)
Seven Deadly Dwarves
(KissMyH3)
I-10 Hoe
(EPH3)
Sharin’ Cocks
(Alamogordo Hash H...)
Man Jina
(EPH3)
Rock Cock
(BRCH3)
A Shot or Tuah
(AlamoH3)
Turtle Dick
(MosquitoH3)
Wave humper
(EPH3)
Ice Ice Crazie
(VoodooH3)
Smearmeoff
(EPH3)
Alley Cat
(KAW!H3)
Fist Her Twice
(MosquitoH3)
my teacher made me cum
(Border jumper H3)
Anal Sanctuary
(Tidewater H3)
Llama Llama Ding Dong
(ICBINMH3)
Flaming Anus
(EPH3)
Just Rachel
(Bell Scott H3)
Annular Fuckstuck
(ABQH3)
Chicken Bag
(Corpus Christi H3)
Boobs Farm
(Alamogordo)
Ghettoman
(TH3)
H2ho
(EPH3)
Wicked Itch of the Yeast
(KissMyH3)
Sriracha Crotch
(EpH3)
Dickscriminator
(EPH3)
Just Joe
(Las Cruces H3)
Louis L'Amour the Graveyard Whore
(KissMyH3)
Son of a Swinger Man
(CTrH3)
Ambidickstrous
(ABQH3)
Piss in Puss
(WH3)
Just Doesn't Grow
(EPH3)
Virgin Venus
(ABQH3)
Once upon a time in 69 ........ I was almost the 8th (or more simply just Dot)
(Albuquerque)
Petrified Wood
(Moon Over My Sac H3)
Stop, Drop, & Anal
(Alamogordo)
BenWa
(DenverH3)
Cunts Way Low
(EPH3)
Meatless Wonder
(AH3)
Squat Twat
(DenverH3)
ELBOWS DEEP
(S2H3)
Just Jake
(ABQH3)
Bigger Better Faster Deeper
(Sacramento H3)
goat so good
(WCH3)
Lick Stick
(NomadH3)
Ass Transit
(SDH3)
Pan tera
(EPH3)
Skittles Colon taste the Asshole
(ABQH3)
Backside Bayou
(AlamoH3)
EEE-WHORE
(ABQH3)
E.R.I.C.
(TBH3 / EPH3)
Calendar Girl
(Lost Boobs Phoenix)
UPS
(Huachuca H3)
Grandpa's Next
(Wandering Whore H3)
Daddy WarFucks
(SAH3)
Stripper Lickin Good
(EPH3)
2 Much 4 Me
(BJH3)
Princess labia
(Phxh3)
Remember the AlaMILF
(IWSH3)
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