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Tex-Mex Intercourse Fiesta 2026

01/15 07:00 PM to 01/19 07:00 PM

A Hash Weekend

Cost: $100

"TEXMEX INTERCOURSE FIESTA HASH 2026"

Our biggest event of the year. Come celebrate 20+ years with us!!
It's 5 days of hashing and debauchery. Jan 15th - Jan 19th, 2026 and you're invited.
Plan your vacation ahead of time or quit your job, this is worth it.

To Register please complete and submit your payment to:
"PayPal to pinkslit_69@yahoo.com. Chose the family & friends option so we won’t get charged an extra fee."

THEME:
CIRCUS WONDERLAND!!

FRIDAY - Circus freak show: ringmaster, sexy circus performers, magicians, jugglers, acrobats, strongest man, tattooed ladies, clowns and carnies, etc

SATURDAY - Carnival! The world is a circus. Brightest and elaborate party attire!

To Register please complete and submit your payment to:
"PayPal to pinkslit_69@yahoo.com. Chose the family & friends option so we won’t get charged an extra fee."


CIRCUS WONDERLAND!!

COSTUMES / FLASH LIGHT / ANTIBIOTICS /

Location Details

Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922

Start Location TBA

Holiday Inn West El Paso

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900 Sunland Park Drive El. Paso TX 79922

Schedule of Events

7 PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, Hares: TBA Theme: keep it simple: “Blast from the Past.” Wear something, anything from a previous Tex-Mex. Anything from an old Tex-Mex T-shirt to a full costume. Hares will provide some prizes for really old or creative outfits. YELLOW CHALK


9AM- BORDER JUMPERS WILL LAY TRAIL, BJ STYLE- Bring your spare liver. Hares: Choco & Wookie – Orange Chalk
• 3 PM: Ceremonial tapping of the Keg @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 2:30-4:30 PM: Registration -El Paso H3 Harriettes will sign you in and hand you YOUR PACKAGE OF GOODIES @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 in the Small Event Room by Front Desk
• 5-6 PM: Dinner Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 6:45 -7:00 – Uhaul’s will take us to Point A of pubcrawl. If you prefer to Uber, see Point A below.
• 7:30 PM: Pubcrawl Point A –TBA: HARES: LeeRoy n Stiches & Beer Battered DRESS THEME: Blast Circus freak show: ringmaster, sexy circus performers, magicians, jugglers, acrobats, strongest man, tattooed ladies, clowns and carnies, etc...WHITE CHALK


8AM: Breakfast 8-10am - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West.
• 9-10AM: Late Registration (Wanker's Only!) Haberdashery TIME!! Shout out to Haberdashers bring your Shitty hash gear to sell!!
• 10:00 AM: Beer Mile Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. Hares: LeeRoyPINK CHALK
• 10:30 AM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. MEXico TRAIL - 10:30 SHARP! Hares for the MEXico DRUG RUN TRAIL – Hoser - You will need a valid/current passport for the Mexico Trail – GREEN CHALK
• 12:30PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. TEXAss TRAIL - 12:30 SHARP! Hares: Just Doesn't Grow - BLUE CHALK
• 6-7 PM: Dinner - Large Ballroom
• 8:30 PM: Party dance at the Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. Theme: Carnival! The world is a circus. Brightest and elaborate party attire!


8-10AM: Breakfast - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 10:00AM: Butt Scrabble- BackSide Bayou & Sperm Whale will be the sharpie ASS artists!
• Shout out to Haberdashers bring your shitty hash gear to sell!!
• 10:00AM-Draft Punk H3 – Bring your craft beers to share, a vessel, your prepped liver, and a friend. Look for details on FB.
• 11:00 AM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 THE WORLD-FAMOUS ASSHOLE TRAIL! 13-on up miles or more. Point A: Hares – Beer Battered & Spermy WHITE CHALK
• 1 :00 PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922- TURKEY TRAIL, 5-7 miles, Hares: Harder - GREEN CHALK
• 6-07 PM: The last Supper - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922


11 AM: HANGOVER TRAIL YA'LL!!! Point A - Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 Hare: E.R.I.C. & Pinky - PINK CHALK


Public Event

See the full list!

300 Hashers came

including:

Look at that hole

Beaver Hole H3
...

Ice Ice Crazie

(VoodooH3)

Inappropriate

(Houston H3)

Virgin Whisperer

(OmahaH3)

i Raq the pussy

(EPH3)

Pour some wookie on me

(BJH3)

KIRBY

MEOWH3
...

Backside Bayou

(AlamoH3)

Boot Scoot Nookie (BSN)

(BJH3)

What Wouldn't Debbie Do

Osan Bulgogi Hash House Harriers
...

Shitter Splitter

(Sacramento H3)

Piss in Puss

(WH3)

Lick Stick

(NomadH3)

Just Joe

(Las Cruces H3)

Queen

(EBH3)

Phlogging Poly

(NomadH3)

Clamarindo

(EPH3)

Shiver me titters

(Bjh3)

Don't Tell My Wife

Texoma H3
Shhhh!

Princess labia

(Phxh3)

Anal Disabilities

Alamogordo
...

Better brown than down

(KissMyH3)

Evaporated MILF

(BJH3)

Ghettoman +1

(FEH3)

Muddie Buttie

Tacoma H3
...

House Shitter

(SAH3)

Rectal Rabbi

(SPIILH3)

Swiper No Swiping

(TH3)

Alley Cat

(KAW!H3)

Wrap It Up

Memphis H3
...

Whole Lotta Cum

Albuqerque Hash House Harriers
...

Deep in the throat of Tex Mex

(Shit show butt ho...)

Dude Where's My Cheeto

(EPH3)

Beer Battered

(El Paso Hash Hous...)

Pussy Whipt

Wandering Whore H3
...

Foursome and Twenty Tears Ago

Albuqerque Hash House Harriers
...

Tether Heather

Alamogordo H3
...

Small in the Back Big in the Front

Survivor Hash House Harriers
...

Choir cock

(LBH3)

Son of a Swinger Man

(CTrH3)

MotherTrucker

(Albuquerque H3)

Wicked Itch of the Yeast

(KissMyH3)

just Casey

(ABQH3)

Damn Jina

El Paso Hash House Harriers
...

Bearded Clam

(jHavH3)

Tomorrow Never Cums

(Alamogordo)

Hose Handler

(EPH3)

DePANTSipation Proclamation

Skull & Boners H3
In luto et sanguinem b...

Just Murph

(ABQH3)

Just LaVerne

(SWH3)

Through the Looking Ass

(Larryville Hash H...)

Dickscriminator

(EPH3)

Cum So Hard Me Die

(DenverH3)

Arkansodomy

Keep Austin Weird Hash House Harriers
...

Stop, Drop, & Anal

(Alamogordo)

Octopussy

(Houston)

$3 box

Dallas Fort-Worth
...

McRimJob

(LAH3)

Harder than a 5th grader

(EPH3)

OnomatoPREA

Downtown Wilmington H3
You're Welcome

Whoop Areola

Okinawa H3
...

Squat Twat

(DenverH3)

Red bed redemption

(EPH3)

Jennatailia

Anchorage Alaska H3
...

Penis blowjob star wars name

(Tulsa H3)

Radioactits

Las Vegas Hash House Harriers (vlv!)
...

Eat=mycunt2wice

(EPH3)

Scruffy Mc Fucky

(Colorado Kimchi)

Sex-O-Fence

Carsin Shitty H3
...

Halloweenie Beerdini

(Wandering Whore H3)

Used Rubber

(EPH3)

Salty Mudflaps

(EPH3)

Leeroy & Stitches

El Paso Hash House Harriers
...

Ottoman Cumpire

(BigHumpH3)

Incontinent Babe Saver

(ABQH3)

Leather Lovelips

(Wrong Way Hash Ho...)

Ain’t nuthin but a horn dog

California Larrikins
...

Epic Fail

Houston H3
In my defense, it's is...

Mr hot and ready

(EPH3)

Sex Doll Serial Killer

(BoulderH3)

Butt Lite

(HCH3)

I don't mow lawns, I don't shovel snow, I don't do ass to mouth.

(SLUT-DH3)

Just Jake

(ABQH3)

Mrs. Robinson

(EPH3)

Faux Mo

(MemphisH3)

Sperm Whale

Alamogordo H3
...

Big booty hoe

(EPH3)

Uncle Bondage, Esq!

Bear Bottom Hash House Harriers
...

Erection ResErection

Albuqerque Hash House Harriers
...

My Precious GB

(RPH3)

The Fast & Bike-urious

(FEH3)

Kinkee Ken Klimaxer (KKK)

Lotsa Damn Shiggy Hash House Harriers
...

Clearly not a Hooker

(SurfCityH3)

Daddy WarFucks

(SAH3)

Stank Ass

Corpus Christi H3
...

goat so good

(WCH3)

Pink Eye

San Diego Hash House Harriers
...

CAVEMAN

Albuqerque Hash House Harriers
...

Deep Throat

Texoma H3
There could be demos!

BenWa

(DenverH3)

Party Pooper

Albuqerque Hash House Harriers
...

SofaKing

(KissMyH3)

SnowBall White

(Alamogordo)

Fur On Fur Off

(CLH3)

Louis L'Amour the Graveyard Whore

(KissMyH3)

Smearmeoff

(EPH3)

Joystick finger fucker

(EPH3)

Beaver chaser

Big Hump H3
...

Cums Up Wet

(StarCityH3)

Ben Dover R My Panties Showin’

(DallasH3)

Flours for Anal Bum

(SurfCityH3)

Dick First Ass Up

East Bay Hash House Harriers
...

Taj Ma Ballz

Alamogordo H3
...

FingerWave

(OmahaH3)

Only Cums in a Kids Meal

(Humpin)

John Wang

(EPH3)

Spring-Loaded Pussy

(OmahaH3)

Llama Llama Ding Dong

(ICBINMH3)

Old Faithful

Mosquito Hash House Harriers
https://welltecglobal-...

Rolling in the Deep

Salty Hampton Hash House Harriers
Words aren't real!

Bump Her Stick Her

Austin Hash House Harriers
...

Sicilian Family Portrait

(AVLH3)

I’d Fuck Me!

(Anchorage H3)

Turtle Dick

(MosquitoH3)

Annular Fuckstuck

(ABQH3)

Dancing Queef

(EPH3)

Alfraido Orgys

California Larrikins
...

Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast

Salty Hampton Hash House Harriers
Spicy Pineapple

I-10 Hoe

(EPH3)

Stripper Lickin Good

(EPH3)

Cums Thru Jesus

Charleston Heretics H3
...

Cameltoe Hooker

(DUHHH)

Cumming About

Larryville Hash House Harriers
...

2 Girls One Juan

(EPH3)

Shut up! I’m Sparkling!

Dallas Fort-Worth
...

EEE-WHORE

(ABQH3)

TaunTaun Poontang (aka Poonie)

Albuqerque Hash House Harriers
...

I'll Pack Her

Bushwhackers H3
...

Altered Boy

(BoiseH3)

Scent of a Man

(Wasatch H3)

Man Jina

(EPH3)

Oxford Coma

(Abq)

Lost and Pound

South Lake Tahoe H3 / SLuT H3
...

Sleazy Baked Lovin

San Antonio Hash House Harriers
...

Grand Theft boxer

(ECH3)

Froggy Style

Big Hump H3
...

The Finishing Touch

Chattanooga Choo Choo Hash House Harriers
...

Sharin’ Cocks

(Alamogordo Hash H...)

Free My Willy

(OmahaH3)

Piggy Style

(ABQH3)

The Quicker Picker Upper

(SAH3)

Nodoz on the Big Hoes

(SWH3)

Boobs Farm

(Alamogordo)

PG 6"

(ABQH3)

Breaking Vag

(ABQH3)

Tantric Arachnid Cannabis Orgasm

(ABQH3)

Baker’s Dozen’t

(SurfCityH3)

Just Melissa

(BDH3)

Horny McRib

(EPH3)

H2ho

(EPH3)

Just Hayley

(ABQH3)

Ghettoman

(TH3)

Nanny Pokely

(LVH3vlv)

Donut Holer

(MosquitoH3)

Five Angry Inches

(SFH3)

A Shot or Tuah

(AlamoH3)

Santa On Crack

( SAH3)

PBelly

(EPH3)

I’d Fuck Me Too

(EPH3)

G.E.I.C.O

Kiss My Hash House Harriers
...

Just Cruz

(Alamogordo H3 )

Twatwurst

(BSH3)

McPisser

(Houston H3)

Scar Tissue

San Diego Humpin' H3
...

Hokey Tokey

(LongBeach H3)

Desperate Lay

(CRapidsH3)

Choco Taco

(BJH3)

Lock Nut Monster

(BigHumpH3)

8-Bit Dick

(Alamogordo)

Meatless Wonder

(AH3)

Grandma’s Rig 2 Big

El Paso Hash House Harriers
...

Chestnut Hermosa

(OKCW3H3)

my teacher made me cum

(Border jumper H3)

Sweet Holes Alabama

jHavelina H3
...

Wave humper

(EPH3)

Shig Eating Grin

Dayton Hash House Harriers
...

Manshatten Project

San Antonio Hash House Harriers
Never trust a fart aft...

Rear Ender

(ABQH3)

Dungeons and Crayons

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers
...

Betty Crotch Popper

(MosquitoH3)

Goo Shoe Pork

(MiHiHuHa)

Calendar Girl

(Lost Boobs Phoenix)

Touching Me Softly

(AH3)

Deep Chocolate

San Diego Humpin' H3
...

Shame Eww

(BJH3)

Onomatopenis

Albuqerque Hash House Harriers
...

Premature hashturbation

(IEH3)

My little pony keg

(California Larrik...)

Reverse Bogart

(W3H3)

Grand Theft Anal

(A2H3)

Mistress of Masochism (MOM)

(Alamogordo)

Bi The Numbers

(El Paso Hash Hous...)

Tits Baaaaad

(SAH3)

Worst Bottom Ever

East Bay Hash House Harriers
...

Noname kiefer(soon to have one)

(ECH3)

Red Beard

Memphis H3
...

Peters Out

Alamogordo H3
...

One-eyed Wetter

(MemphisH3)

Bitch dont know shit

(Palm Beach H3 (Co...)

Seven Deadly Dwarves

(KissMyH3)

Anal Sanctuary

(Tidewater H3)

Virgin Venus

(ABQH3)

Thumper Can’t Pump Her

(EPH3)

Shitty Orgy Daycare

Tidewater H3
...

Sweaty Nipples, Surprise!

(CTrH3)

Hon Hon Hon Titty Croissants

(LDSH3)

Petrified Wood

(Moon Over My Sac H3)

ManAids

California Larrikins
ManAids Patch

OSAMA Bin Hashing

DC Road Whores
...

Just Daisy

(MiamiH3)

Whorechata

(ECH3)

Fist Her Twice

(MosquitoH3)

Wrong Dong Thong

Dallas Fort-Worth
...

Baconwrap

(EPH3)

U*Holy Mother Fluffer “Ma”

Alamogordo Hash House Harriers
“Ma” The Meatloaf!

Whore's Whisperer

I hash all the Denver & Boulder kennels
...

Swamp Gravy

DC Road Whores
Say sometimes to drugs.

Came for a Week

Tidewater H3
...

ELBOWS DEEP

(S2H3)

Speedy Stud Bumper

(KissMyH3)

4skin Felon

(EPH3)

FuckAble

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers
...

Chum Bucket Communion

Bushwhackers H3
...

Floppy Dicks

WaWhH3
...

Space Invader

Eugene H3
...

Not Your Scissor Sister

(AlamoH3)

Blinded by Boobs

Phoenix H3
...

Mouth Queef

(Reno H3)

Spits and Dribbles

(WH3)

Helen Keller Hand Job

Charleston Heretics H3
...

E.R.I.C.

(TBH3 / EPH3)

Cunts Way Low

(EPH3)

Just kneel and Bob

(FTWH3)

Mac Splatty

Coyote Ugly Hash House Harriers
...

Kibbles ‘n Vomit

Tidewater H3
...

Rock Cock

(BRCH3)

Put a Baby in Me

Vag H3
Shower Beers!!

Rotten fruit hanging

(BJH3)

KinkHerBell

(ABQH3)

Sticky Facial

jHavelina H3
...

Remember the AlaMILF

(IWSH3)

Pink Slit

El Paso Hash House Harriers
...

Eager Beat Her

Las Cruces Hash House Harriers
...

Skittles Colon taste the Asshole

(ABQH3)

Bigger Better Faster Deeper

(Sacramento H3)

Ambidickstrous

(ABQH3)

Vaginal Vortex

(RPH3)

Sperm Donor

(SCH3)

How Do You Like My Headlights NOW

(BigHumpH3)

Butt Plug FRED

(EBH3)

Once upon a time in 69 ........ I was almost the 8th (or more simply just Dot)

(Albuquerque)

Five Finger Fuck Truck

Osan Bulgogi Hash House Harriers
...

Auto Erotic Fixation

Albuqerque Hash House Harriers
...

Be A Pisser

(EPH3)

Strap Off

Memphis H3
...

Ivan WallCum

Alamogordo Hash House Harriers
...

Tijuana Donkey Fluffer

(Moon Over My Sac H3 )

Mucho Mochi Sucky Sucky

Tequila y Tacos Hash House Harriettes
...

Pan tera

(EPH3)

Halfpipe

(ABQH3)

Eat My Pussy

San Francisco H3
...

Go Speed Racist

(Poznań H3)

Runs With No Name

Tiny Hands H3
Tiny Hands Forever!!! ...

The pickle maker

Palm Beach H3 (Corned Beef and Hurricane H3)
...

Grand theft auto

(Colorado Kimchi)

CC-GA-Delete

Wasatch Hash House Harriers
...

Chicken Bag

(Corpus Christi H3)

Gingervitis

(San Francisco H3)

Cookies N Cum

(SFH3)

Pamela Gasterson

(EPH3)

Ralph In The Mouth

(BJH3)

Just Bianca

(AlamoH3)

Just Doesn't Grow

(EPH3)

Sensitive New Age Nipples

(Whoreman H3)

Boujee

Bad Decisions Hash House Harriers
#BoujeeAF

Grandpa's Next

(Wandering Whore H3)

Fuckin Spiders Man

Gentlemens Quarter H3
Master of disguise

Fuck Dem Kids

Tidewater H3
...