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Organizers:
Tex-Mex Intercourse Fiesta 2026
01/15 07:00 PM to 01/19 07:00 PM
A Hash Weekend
Cost: $100
"TEXMEX INTERCOURSE FIESTA HASH 2026"
Our biggest event of the year. Come celebrate 20+ years with us!!
It's 5 days of hashing and debauchery. Jan 15th - Jan 19th, 2026 and you're invited.
Plan your vacation ahead of time or quit your job, this is worth it.
To Register please complete and submit your payment to:
"PayPal to pinkslit_69@yahoo.com. Chose the family & friends option so we won’t get charged an extra fee."
THEME:
CIRCUS WONDERLAND!!
FRIDAY - Circus freak show: ringmaster, sexy circus performers, magicians, jugglers, acrobats, strongest man, tattooed ladies, clowns and carnies, etc
SATURDAY - Carnival! The world is a circus. Brightest and elaborate party attire!
To Register please complete and submit your payment to:
"PayPal to pinkslit_69@yahoo.com. Chose the family & friends option so we won’t get charged an extra fee."
CIRCUS WONDERLAND!!
COSTUMES / FLASH LIGHT / ANTIBIOTICS /
Location Details
Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
Start Location TBA
Schedule of Events
7 PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, Hares: TBA Theme: keep it simple: “Blast from the Past.” Wear something, anything from a previous Tex-Mex. Anything from an old Tex-Mex T-shirt to a full costume. Hares will provide some prizes for really old or creative outfits. YELLOW CHALK
9AM- BORDER JUMPERS WILL LAY TRAIL, BJ STYLE- Bring your spare liver. Hares: Choco & Wookie – Orange Chalk
• 3 PM: Ceremonial tapping of the Keg @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 2:30-4:30 PM: Registration -El Paso H3 Harriettes will sign you in and hand you YOUR PACKAGE OF GOODIES @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 in the Small Event Room by Front Desk
• 5-6 PM: Dinner Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 6:45 -7:00 – Uhaul’s will take us to Point A of pubcrawl. If you prefer to Uber, see Point A below.
• 7:30 PM: Pubcrawl Point A –TBA: HARES: LeeRoy n Stiches & Beer Battered DRESS THEME: Blast Circus freak show: ringmaster, sexy circus performers, magicians, jugglers, acrobats, strongest man, tattooed ladies, clowns and carnies, etc...WHITE CHALK
8AM: Breakfast 8-10am - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West.
• 9-10AM: Late Registration (Wanker's Only!) Haberdashery TIME!! Shout out to Haberdashers bring your Shitty hash gear to sell!!
• 10:00 AM: Beer Mile Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. Hares: LeeRoyPINK CHALK
• 10:30 AM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. MEXico TRAIL - 10:30 SHARP! Hares for the MEXico DRUG RUN TRAIL – Hoser - You will need a valid/current passport for the Mexico Trail – GREEN CHALK
• 12:30PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. TEXAss TRAIL - 12:30 SHARP! Hares: Just Doesn't Grow - BLUE CHALK
• 6-7 PM: Dinner - Large Ballroom
• 8:30 PM: Party dance at the Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. Theme: Carnival! The world is a circus. Brightest and elaborate party attire!
8-10AM: Breakfast - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 10:00AM: Butt Scrabble- BackSide Bayou & Sperm Whale will be the sharpie ASS artists!
• Shout out to Haberdashers bring your shitty hash gear to sell!!
• 10:00AM-Draft Punk H3 – Bring your craft beers to share, a vessel, your prepped liver, and a friend. Look for details on FB.
• 11:00 AM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 THE WORLD-FAMOUS ASSHOLE TRAIL! 13-on up miles or more. Point A: Hares – Beer Battered & Spermy WHITE CHALK
• 1 :00 PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922- TURKEY TRAIL, 5-7 miles, Hares: Harder - GREEN CHALK
• 6-07 PM: The last Supper - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
11 AM: HANGOVER TRAIL YA'LL!!! Point A - Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 Hare: E.R.I.C. & Pinky - PINK CHALK
Public Event
including:
Beer Battered
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
The Quicker Picker Upper
(SAH3)
Lick Stick
(NomadH3)
Cunts Way Low
(EPH3)
Mrs. Robinson
(EPH3)
8-Bit Dick
(Alamogordo)
Ben Dover R My Panties Showin’
(DallasH3)
FingerWave
(OmahaH3)
Ghettoman
(TH3)
Desperate Lay
(CRapidsH3)
MotherTrucker
(Albuquerque H3)
Dickscriminator
(EPH3)
House Shitter
(SAH3)
H2ho
(EPH3)
my teacher made me cum
(Border jumper H3)
Octopussy
(Houston)
Tijuana Donkey Fluffer
(Moon Over My Sac H3 )
Petrified Wood
(Moon Over My Sac H3)
Halloweenie Beerdini
(Wandering Whore H3)
Fur On Fur Off
(CLH3)
PG 6"
(ABQH3)
Just Cruz
(Alamogordo H3 )
McPisser
(Houston H3)
Speedy Stud Bumper
(KissMyH3)
Princess labia
(Phxh3)
Premature hashturbation
(IEH3)
I-10 Hoe
(EPH3)
Nodoz on the Big Hoes
(SWH3)
Mr hot and ready
(EPH3)
How Do You Like My Headlights NOW
(BigHumpH3)
Ottoman Cumpire
(BigHumpH3)
Wicked Itch of the Yeast
(KissMyH3)
4skin Felon
(EPH3)
I’d Fuck Me Too
(EPH3)
Cum So Hard Me Die
(DenverH3)
Flours for Anal Bum
(SurfCityH3)
Rear Ender
(ABQH3)
Just LaVerne
(SWH3)
Five Angry Inches
(SFH3)
Stop, Drop, & Anal
(Alamogordo)
Phlogging Poly
(NomadH3)
Reverse Bogart
(W3H3)
The Fast & Bike-urious
(FEH3)
Scruffy Mc Fucky
(Colorado Kimchi)
Piggy Style
(ABQH3)
Fist Her Twice
(MosquitoH3)
Whorechata
(ECH3)
Breaking Vag
(ABQH3)
Inappropriate
(Houston H3)
Tomorrow Never Cums
(Alamogordo)
Leather Lovelips
(Wrong Way Hash Ho...)
Red bed redemption
(EPH3)
Altered Boy
(BoiseH3)
Harder than a 5th grader
(EPH3)
Seven Deadly Dwarves
(KissMyH3)
Lock Nut Monster
(BigHumpH3)
Grand theft auto
(Colorado Kimchi)
I’d Fuck Me!
(Anchorage H3)
Hose Handler
(EPH3)
McRimJob
(LAH3)
Just Bianca
(AlamoH3)
Backside Bayou
(AlamoH3)
Ghettoman +1
(FEH3)
Betty Crotch Popper
(MosquitoH3)
Dude Where's My Cheeto
(EPH3)
Deep in the throat of Tex Mex
(Shit show butt ho...)
E.R.I.C.
(TBH3 / EPH3)
Grand Theft boxer
(ECH3)
Faux Mo
(MemphisH3)
Eat=mycunt2wice
(EPH3)
Once upon a time in 69 ........ I was almost the 8th (or more simply just Dot)
(Albuquerque)
goat so good
(WCH3)
Pamela Gasterson
(EPH3)
Noname kiefer(soon to have one)
(ECH3)
Go Speed Racist
(Poznań H3)
My Precious GB
(RPH3)
Sensitive New Age Nipples
(Whoreman H3)
Son of a Swinger Man
(CTrH3)
Big booty hoe
(EPH3)
Touching Me Softly
(AH3)
Ambidickstrous
(ABQH3)
Horny McRib
(EPH3)
Louis L'Amour the Graveyard Whore
(KissMyH3)
Free My Willy
(OmahaH3)
Piss in Puss
(WH3)
Better brown than down
(KissMyH3)
I don't mow lawns, I don't shovel snow, I don't do ass to mouth.
(SLUT-DH3)
Mouth Queef
(Reno H3)
Scent of a Man
(Wasatch H3)
Grand Theft Anal
(A2H3)
Bi The Numbers
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Donut Holer
(MosquitoH3)
Not Your Scissor Sister
(AlamoH3)
Llama Llama Ding Dong
(ICBINMH3)
Shame Eww
(BJH3)
One-eyed Wetter
(MemphisH3)
Butt Plug FRED
(EBH3)
Queen
(EBH3)
Baker’s Dozen’t
(SurfCityH3)
Spits and Dribbles
(WH3)
Bitch dont know shit
(Palm Beach H3 (Co...)
Nanny Pokely
(LVH3vlv)
Butt Lite
(HCH3)
Baconwrap
(EPH3)
Just Jake
(ABQH3)
Pour some wookie on me
(BJH3)
Remember the AlaMILF
(IWSH3)
BenWa
(DenverH3)
EEE-WHORE
(ABQH3)
Santa On Crack
( SAH3)
Evaporated MILF
(BJH3)
Used Rubber
(EPH3)
2 Girls One Juan
(EPH3)
Penis blowjob star wars name
(Tulsa H3)
Calendar Girl
(Lost Boobs Phoenix)
Tits Baaaaad
(SAH3)
Oxford Coma
(Abq)
Ralph In The Mouth
(BJH3)
Squat Twat
(DenverH3)
Twatwurst
(BSH3)
Just Joe
(Las Cruces H3)
Shiver me titters
(Bjh3)
A Shot or Tuah
(AlamoH3)
Grandpa's Next
(Wandering Whore H3)
KinkHerBell
(ABQH3)
Rectal Rabbi
(SPIILH3)
Rock Cock
(BRCH3)
Just Daisy
(MiamiH3)
PBelly
(EPH3)
Sharin’ Cocks
(Alamogordo Hash H...)
Joystick finger fucker
(EPH3)
Choir cock
(LBH3)
Bigger Better Faster Deeper
(Sacramento H3)
John Wang
(EPH3)
Ice Ice Crazie
(VoodooH3)
Skittles Colon taste the Asshole
(ABQH3)
Clamarindo
(EPH3)
Smearmeoff
(EPH3)
Rotten fruit hanging
(BJH3)
Chicken Bag
(Corpus Christi H3)
Thumper Can’t Pump Her
(EPH3)
Just kneel and Bob
(FTWH3)
Meatless Wonder
(AH3)
Incontinent Babe Saver
(ABQH3)
Turtle Dick
(MosquitoH3)
SnowBall White
(Alamogordo)
Swiper No Swiping
(TH3)
Just Melissa
(BDH3)
Tantric Arachnid Cannabis Orgasm
(ABQH3)
Hokey Tokey
(LongBeach H3)
Alley Cat
(KAW!H3)
Pan tera
(EPH3)
Annular Fuckstuck
(ABQH3)
Mistress of Masochism (MOM)
(Alamogordo)
Sex Doll Serial Killer
(BoulderH3)
Choco Taco
(BJH3)
Salty Mudflaps
(EPH3)
Boot Scoot Nookie (BSN)
(BJH3)
Virgin Venus
(ABQH3)
Clearly not a Hooker
(SurfCityH3)
Wave humper
(EPH3)
Just Murph
(ABQH3)
Through the Looking Ass
(Larryville Hash H...)
SofaKing
(KissMyH3)
Daddy WarFucks
(SAH3)
Sweaty Nipples, Surprise!
(CTrH3)
Just Doesn't Grow
(EPH3)
Cums Up Wet
(StarCityH3)
Goo Shoe Pork
(MiHiHuHa)
My little pony keg
(California Larrik...)
Sperm Donor
(SCH3)
Shitter Splitter
(Sacramento H3)
Virgin Whisperer
(OmahaH3)
Gingervitis
(San Francisco H3)
Be A Pisser
(EPH3)
Anal Sanctuary
(Tidewater H3)
Halfpipe
(ABQH3)
Cookies N Cum
(SFH3)
Spring-Loaded Pussy
(OmahaH3)
Bearded Clam
(jHavH3)
Vaginal Vortex
(RPH3)
Cameltoe Hooker
(DUHHH)
ELBOWS DEEP
(S2H3)
Boobs Farm
(Alamogordo)
Only Cums in a Kids Meal
(Humpin)
Dancing Queef
(EPH3)
Hon Hon Hon Titty Croissants
(LDSH3)
Just Hayley
(ABQH3)
i Raq the pussy
(EPH3)
Man Jina
(EPH3)
just Casey
(ABQH3)
Chestnut Hermosa
(OKCW3H3)
Sicilian Family Portrait
(AVLH3)
Stripper Lickin Good
(EPH3)
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