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Organizers:
Tex-Mex Intercourse Fiesta 2026
01/15 07:00 PM to 01/19 07:00 PM
A Hash Weekend
Cost: $100
"TEXMEX INTERCOURSE FIESTA HASH 2026"
Our biggest event of the year. Come celebrate 20+ years with us!!
It's 5 days of hashing and debauchery. Jan 15th - Jan 19th, 2026 and you're invited.
Plan your vacation ahead of time or quit your job, this is worth it.
To Register please complete and submit your payment to:
"PayPal to pinkslit_69@yahoo.com. Chose the family & friends option so we won’t get charged an extra fee."
THEME:
CIRCUS WONDERLAND!!
FRIDAY - Circus freak show: ringmaster, sexy circus performers, magicians, jugglers, acrobats, strongest man, tattooed ladies, clowns and carnies, etc
SATURDAY - Carnival! The world is a circus. Brightest and elaborate party attire!
To Register please complete and submit your payment to:
"PayPal to pinkslit_69@yahoo.com. Chose the family & friends option so we won’t get charged an extra fee."
CIRCUS WONDERLAND!!
COSTUMES / FLASH LIGHT / ANTIBIOTICS /
Location Details
Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
Start Location TBA
Schedule of Events
7 PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, Hares: TBA Theme: keep it simple: “Blast from the Past.” Wear something, anything from a previous Tex-Mex. Anything from an old Tex-Mex T-shirt to a full costume. Hares will provide some prizes for really old or creative outfits. YELLOW CHALK
9AM- BORDER JUMPERS WILL LAY TRAIL, BJ STYLE- Bring your spare liver. Hares: Choco & Wookie – Orange Chalk
• 3 PM: Ceremonial tapping of the Keg @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 2:30-4:30 PM: Registration -El Paso H3 Harriettes will sign you in and hand you YOUR PACKAGE OF GOODIES @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 in the Small Event Room by Front Desk
• 5-6 PM: Dinner Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 6:45 -7:00 – Uhaul’s will take us to Point A of pubcrawl. If you prefer to Uber, see Point A below.
• 7:30 PM: Pubcrawl Point A –TBA: HARES: LeeRoy n Stiches & Beer Battered DRESS THEME: Blast Circus freak show: ringmaster, sexy circus performers, magicians, jugglers, acrobats, strongest man, tattooed ladies, clowns and carnies, etc...WHITE CHALK
8AM: Breakfast 8-10am - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West.
• 9-10AM: Late Registration (Wanker's Only!) Haberdashery TIME!! Shout out to Haberdashers bring your Shitty hash gear to sell!!
• 10:00 AM: Beer Mile Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. Hares: LeeRoyPINK CHALK
• 10:30 AM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. MEXico TRAIL - 10:30 SHARP! Hares for the MEXico DRUG RUN TRAIL – Hoser - You will need a valid/current passport for the Mexico Trail – GREEN CHALK
• 12:30PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. TEXAss TRAIL - 12:30 SHARP! Hares: Just Doesn't Grow - BLUE CHALK
• 6-7 PM: Dinner - Large Ballroom
• 8:30 PM: Party dance at the Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. Theme: Carnival! The world is a circus. Brightest and elaborate party attire!
8-10AM: Breakfast - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 10:00AM: Butt Scrabble- BackSide Bayou & Sperm Whale will be the sharpie ASS artists!
• Shout out to Haberdashers bring your shitty hash gear to sell!!
• 10:00AM-Draft Punk H3 – Bring your craft beers to share, a vessel, your prepped liver, and a friend. Look for details on FB.
• 11:00 AM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 THE WORLD-FAMOUS ASSHOLE TRAIL! 13-on up miles or more. Point A: Hares – Beer Battered & Spermy WHITE CHALK
• 1 :00 PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922- TURKEY TRAIL, 5-7 miles, Hares: Harder - GREEN CHALK
• 6-07 PM: The last Supper - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
11 AM: HANGOVER TRAIL YA'LL!!! Point A - Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 Hare: E.R.I.C. & Pinky - PINK CHALK
Public Event
including:
ELBOWS DEEP
(S2H3)
goat so good
(WCH3)
Tomorrow Never Cums
(Alamogordo)
Ghettoman
(TH3)
Phlogging Poly
(NomadH3)
Beer Battered
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Speedy Stud Bumper
(KissMyH3)
Evaporated MILF
(BJH3)
Sicilian Family Portrait
(AVLH3)
Daddy WarFucks
(SAH3)
Bigger Better Faster Deeper
(Sacramento H3)
Go Speed Racist
(Poznań H3)
Cameltoe Hooker
(DUHHH)
Big booty hoe
(EPH3)
Scent of a Man
(Wasatch H3)
Swiper No Swiping
(TH3)
My little pony keg
(California Larrik...)
Bearded Clam
(jHavH3)
John Wang
(EPH3)
Nodoz on the Big Hoes
(SWH3)
Harder than a 5th grader
(EPH3)
Fur On Fur Off
(CLH3)
Clearly not a Hooker
(SurfCityH3)
Desperate Lay
(CRapidsH3)
BenWa
(DenverH3)
Petrified Wood
(Moon Over My Sac H3)
Son of a Swinger Man
(CTrH3)
My Precious GB
(RPH3)
Squat Twat
(DenverH3)
McPisser
(Houston H3)
just Casey
(ABQH3)
SnowBall White
(Alamogordo)
Flours for Anal Bum
(SurfCityH3)
Pan tera
(EPH3)
Anal Sanctuary
(Tidewater H3)
Dancing Queef
(EPH3)
I’d Fuck Me!
(Anchorage H3)
Remember the AlaMILF
(IWSH3)
Cunts Way Low
(EPH3)
Virgin Venus
(ABQH3)
Mouth Queef
(Reno H3)
Thumper Can’t Pump Her
(EPH3)
Noname kiefer(soon to have one)
(ECH3)
Rectal Rabbi
(SPIILH3)
FingerWave
(OmahaH3)
Louis L'Amour the Graveyard Whore
(KissMyH3)
Skittles Colon taste the Asshole
(ABQH3)
Grandpa's Next
(Wandering Whore H3)
Through the Looking Ass
(Larryville Hash H...)
Man Jina
(EPH3)
Reverse Bogart
(W3H3)
Shame Eww
(BJH3)
Just Doesn't Grow
(EPH3)
Not Your Scissor Sister
(AlamoH3)
Pour some wookie on me
(BJH3)
Just Daisy
(MiamiH3)
Donut Holer
(MosquitoH3)
i Raq the pussy
(EPH3)
Wicked Itch of the Yeast
(KissMyH3)
The Quicker Picker Upper
(SAH3)
Twatwurst
(BSH3)
Leather Lovelips
(Wrong Way Hash Ho...)
Lock Nut Monster
(BigHumpH3)
Ghettoman +1
(FEH3)
Choir cock
(LBH3)
Santa On Crack
( SAH3)
H2ho
(EPH3)
I don't mow lawns, I don't shovel snow, I don't do ass to mouth.
(SLUT-DH3)
Dude Where's My Cheeto
(EPH3)
Cums Up Wet
(StarCityH3)
Shiver me titters
(Bjh3)
Pamela Gasterson
(EPH3)
Sperm Donor
(SCH3)
8-Bit Dick
(Alamogordo)
Mr hot and ready
(EPH3)
Mrs. Robinson
(EPH3)
my teacher made me cum
(Border jumper H3)
PG 6"
(ABQH3)
Tijuana Donkey Fluffer
(Moon Over My Sac H3 )
House Shitter
(SAH3)
Premature hashturbation
(IEH3)
Inappropriate
(Houston H3)
Spits and Dribbles
(WH3)
Sharin’ Cocks
(Alamogordo Hash H...)
Goo Shoe Pork
(MiHiHuHa)
Ben Dover R My Panties Showin’
(DallasH3)
Baker’s Dozen’t
(SurfCityH3)
Deep in the throat of Tex Mex
(Shit show butt ho...)
Vaginal Vortex
(RPH3)
Ottoman Cumpire
(BigHumpH3)
Ice Ice Crazie
(VoodooH3)
I-10 Hoe
(EPH3)
Tantric Arachnid Cannabis Orgasm
(ABQH3)
Lick Stick
(NomadH3)
Annular Fuckstuck
(ABQH3)
Smearmeoff
(EPH3)
Turtle Dick
(MosquitoH3)
Backside Bayou
(AlamoH3)
Penis blowjob star wars name
(Tulsa H3)
2 Girls One Juan
(EPH3)
Halfpipe
(ABQH3)
Used Rubber
(EPH3)
Hose Handler
(EPH3)
Just kneel and Bob
(FTWH3)
McRimJob
(LAH3)
A Shot or Tuah
(AlamoH3)
Whorechata
(ECH3)
Virgin Whisperer
(OmahaH3)
Stop, Drop, & Anal
(Alamogordo)
Rotten fruit hanging
(BJH3)
Nanny Pokely
(LVH3vlv)
Scruffy Mc Fucky
(Colorado Kimchi)
Baconwrap
(EPH3)
Hokey Tokey
(LongBeach H3)
Oxford Coma
(Abq)
Altered Boy
(BoiseH3)
Rear Ender
(ABQH3)
Butt Plug FRED
(EBH3)
Grand theft auto
(Colorado Kimchi)
KinkHerBell
(ABQH3)
Sex Doll Serial Killer
(BoulderH3)
Fist Her Twice
(MosquitoH3)
Touching Me Softly
(AH3)
Five Angry Inches
(SFH3)
Llama Llama Ding Dong
(ICBINMH3)
Betty Crotch Popper
(MosquitoH3)
Gingervitis
(San Francisco H3)
Red bed redemption
(EPH3)
Cookies N Cum
(SFH3)
PBelly
(EPH3)
Wave humper
(EPH3)
Bitch dont know shit
(Palm Beach H3 (Co...)
Horny McRib
(EPH3)
The Fast & Bike-urious
(FEH3)
Just LaVerne
(SWH3)
4skin Felon
(EPH3)
Just Cruz
(Alamogordo H3 )
Grand Theft boxer
(ECH3)
Meatless Wonder
(AH3)
Just Murph
(ABQH3)
Bi The Numbers
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Alley Cat
(KAW!H3)
Ambidickstrous
(ABQH3)
Breaking Vag
(ABQH3)
Sweaty Nipples, Surprise!
(CTrH3)
Incontinent Babe Saver
(ABQH3)
Grand Theft Anal
(A2H3)
Just Joe
(Las Cruces H3)
Joystick finger fucker
(EPH3)
Calendar Girl
(Lost Boobs Phoenix)
Just Melissa
(BDH3)
Piss in Puss
(WH3)
Stripper Lickin Good
(EPH3)
Butt Lite
(HCH3)
Mistress of Masochism (MOM)
(Alamogordo)
Salty Mudflaps
(EPH3)
Eat=mycunt2wice
(EPH3)
Chicken Bag
(Corpus Christi H3)
Faux Mo
(MemphisH3)
Seven Deadly Dwarves
(KissMyH3)
I’d Fuck Me Too
(EPH3)
Tits Baaaaad
(SAH3)
Princess labia
(Phxh3)
Octopussy
(Houston)
Better brown than down
(KissMyH3)
Just Bianca
(AlamoH3)
Boot Scoot Nookie (BSN)
(BJH3)
Shitter Splitter
(Sacramento H3)
Just Jake
(ABQH3)
Queen
(EBH3)
Dickscriminator
(EPH3)
Piggy Style
(ABQH3)
Rock Cock
(BRCH3)
Just Hayley
(ABQH3)
Ralph In The Mouth
(BJH3)
MotherTrucker
(Albuquerque H3)
E.R.I.C.
(TBH3 / EPH3)
EEE-WHORE
(ABQH3)
Chestnut Hermosa
(OKCW3H3)
Free My Willy
(OmahaH3)
How Do You Like My Headlights NOW
(BigHumpH3)
Spring-Loaded Pussy
(OmahaH3)
Halloweenie Beerdini
(Wandering Whore H3)
SofaKing
(KissMyH3)
Be A Pisser
(EPH3)
Cum So Hard Me Die
(DenverH3)
Only Cums in a Kids Meal
(Humpin)
Once upon a time in 69 ........ I was almost the 8th (or more simply just Dot)
(Albuquerque)
Boobs Farm
(Alamogordo)
Clamarindo
(EPH3)
Hon Hon Hon Titty Croissants
(LDSH3)
One-eyed Wetter
(MemphisH3)
Sensitive New Age Nipples
(Whoreman H3)
Choco Taco
(BJH3)
Created by Gin | Inspired by many