Cost: $100
"TEXMEX INTERCOURSE FIESTA HASH 2026"
Our biggest event of the year. Come celebrate 20+ years with us!!
It's 5 days of hashing and debauchery. Jan 15th - Jan 19th, 2026 and you're invited.
Plan your vacation ahead of time or quit your job, this is worth it.
To Register please complete and submit your payment to:
"PayPal to pinkslit_69@yahoo.com. Chose the family & friends option so we won’t get charged an extra fee."
THEME:
CIRCUS WONDERLAND!!
FRIDAY - Circus freak show: ringmaster, sexy circus performers, magicians, jugglers, acrobats, strongest man, tattooed ladies, clowns and carnies, etc
SATURDAY - Carnival! The world is a circus. Brightest and elaborate party attire!
To Register please complete and submit your payment to:
"PayPal to pinkslit_69@yahoo.com. Chose the family & friends option so we won’t get charged an extra fee."
CIRCUS WONDERLAND!!
COSTUMES / FLASH LIGHT / ANTIBIOTICS /
Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
Start Location TBA
7 PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, Hares: TBA Theme: keep it simple: “Blast from the Past.” Wear something, anything from a previous Tex-Mex. Anything from an old Tex-Mex T-shirt to a full costume. Hares will provide some prizes for really old or creative outfits. YELLOW CHALK
9AM- BORDER JUMPERS WILL LAY TRAIL, BJ STYLE- Bring your spare liver. Hares: Choco & Wookie – Orange Chalk
• 3 PM: Ceremonial tapping of the Keg @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 2:30-4:30 PM: Registration -El Paso H3 Harriettes will sign you in and hand you YOUR PACKAGE OF GOODIES @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 in the Small Event Room by Front Desk
• 5-6 PM: Dinner Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 6:45 -7:00 – Uhaul’s will take us to Point A of pubcrawl. If you prefer to Uber, see Point A below.
• 7:30 PM: Pubcrawl Point A –TBA: HARES: LeeRoy n Stiches & Beer Battered DRESS THEME: Blast Circus freak show: ringmaster, sexy circus performers, magicians, jugglers, acrobats, strongest man, tattooed ladies, clowns and carnies, etc...WHITE CHALK
8AM: Breakfast 8-10am - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West.
• 9-10AM: Late Registration (Wanker's Only!) Haberdashery TIME!! Shout out to Haberdashers bring your Shitty hash gear to sell!!
• 10:00 AM: Beer Mile Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. Hares: LeeRoyPINK CHALK
• 10:30 AM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. MEXico TRAIL - 10:30 SHARP! Hares for the MEXico DRUG RUN TRAIL – Hoser - You will need a valid/current passport for the Mexico Trail – GREEN CHALK
• 12:30PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. TEXAss TRAIL - 12:30 SHARP! Hares: Just Doesn't Grow - BLUE CHALK
• 6-7 PM: Dinner - Large Ballroom
• 8:30 PM: Party dance at the Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. Theme: Carnival! The world is a circus. Brightest and elaborate party attire!
8-10AM: Breakfast - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 10:00AM: Butt Scrabble- BackSide Bayou & Sperm Whale will be the sharpie ASS artists!
• Shout out to Haberdashers bring your shitty hash gear to sell!!
• 10:00AM-Draft Punk H3 – Bring your craft beers to share, a vessel, your prepped liver, and a friend. Look for details on FB.
• 11:00 AM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 THE WORLD-FAMOUS ASSHOLE TRAIL! 13-on up miles or more. Point A: Hares – Beer Battered & Spermy WHITE CHALK
• 1 :00 PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922- TURKEY TRAIL, 5-7 miles, Hares: Harder - GREEN CHALK
• 6-07 PM: The last Supper - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
11 AM: HANGOVER TRAIL YA'LL!!! Point A - Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 Hare: E.R.I.C. & Pinky - PINK CHALK
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Harder than a 5th grader
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Better brown than down
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McRimJob
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Scruffy Mc Fucky
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Tomorrow Never Cums
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Baker’s Dozen’t
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Dickscriminator
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Oxford Coma
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Anal Sanctuary
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Louis L'Amour the Graveyard Whore
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Gingervitis
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Calendar Girl
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Ralph In The Mouth
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E.R.I.C.
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EEE-WHORE
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ELBOWS DEEP
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The Fast & Bike-urious
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FingerWave
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H2ho
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Just Doesn't Grow
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Nanny Pokely
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my teacher made me cum
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Smearmeoff
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Only Cums in a Kids Meal
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Twatwurst
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Clearly not a Hooker
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How Do You Like My Headlights NOW
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Squat Twat
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Annular Fuckstuck
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Just Jake
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PG 6"
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Queen
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KinkHerBell
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Horny McRib
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just Casey
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Halfpipe
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Turtle Dick
(MosquitoH3)
I don't mow lawns, I don't shovel snow, I don't do ass to mouth.
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Ben Dover R My Panties Showin’
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Desperate Lay
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Leather Lovelips
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One-eyed Wetter
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Spring-Loaded Pussy
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Lick Stick
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Fur On Fur Off
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Sensitive New Age Nipples
(Whoreman H3)
Dude Where's My Cheeto
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Used Rubber
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