Cost: $100
"TEXMEX INTERCOURSE FIESTA HASH 2026"
Our biggest event of the year. Come celebrate 20+ years with us!!
It's 5 days of hashing and debauchery. Jan 15th - Jan 19th, 2026 and you're invited.
Plan your vacation ahead of time or quit your job, this is worth it.
To Register please complete and submit your payment to:
"PayPal to pinkslit_69@yahoo.com. Chose the family & friends option so we won’t get charged an extra fee."
THEME:
CIRCUS WONDERLAND!!
FRIDAY - Circus freak show: ringmaster, sexy circus performers, magicians, jugglers, acrobats, strongest man, tattooed ladies, clowns and carnies, etc
SATURDAY - Carnival! The world is a circus. Brightest and elaborate party attire!
To Register please complete and submit your payment to:
"PayPal to pinkslit_69@yahoo.com. Chose the family & friends option so we won’t get charged an extra fee."
CIRCUS WONDERLAND!!
COSTUMES / FLASH LIGHT / ANTIBIOTICS /
Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
Start Location TBA
7 PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, Hares: TBA Theme: keep it simple: “Blast from the Past.” Wear something, anything from a previous Tex-Mex. Anything from an old Tex-Mex T-shirt to a full costume. Hares will provide some prizes for really old or creative outfits. YELLOW CHALK
9AM- BORDER JUMPERS WILL LAY TRAIL, BJ STYLE- Bring your spare liver. Hares: Choco & Wookie – Orange Chalk
• 3 PM: Ceremonial tapping of the Keg @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 2:30-4:30 PM: Registration -El Paso H3 Harriettes will sign you in and hand you YOUR PACKAGE OF GOODIES @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 in the Small Event Room by Front Desk
• 5-6 PM: Dinner Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 6:45 -7:00 – Uhaul’s will take us to Point A of pubcrawl. If you prefer to Uber, see Point A below.
• 7:30 PM: Pubcrawl Point A –TBA: HARES: LeeRoy n Stiches & Beer Battered DRESS THEME: Blast Circus freak show: ringmaster, sexy circus performers, magicians, jugglers, acrobats, strongest man, tattooed ladies, clowns and carnies, etc...WHITE CHALK
8AM: Breakfast 8-10am - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West.
• 9-10AM: Late Registration (Wanker's Only!) Haberdashery TIME!! Shout out to Haberdashers bring your Shitty hash gear to sell!!
• 10:00 AM: Beer Mile Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. Hares: LeeRoyPINK CHALK
• 10:30 AM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. MEXico TRAIL - 10:30 SHARP! Hares for the MEXico DRUG RUN TRAIL – Hoser - You will need a valid/current passport for the Mexico Trail – GREEN CHALK
• 12:30PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. TEXAss TRAIL - 12:30 SHARP! Hares: Just Doesn't Grow - BLUE CHALK
• 6-7 PM: Dinner - Large Ballroom
• 8:30 PM: Party dance at the Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. Theme: Carnival! The world is a circus. Brightest and elaborate party attire!
8-10AM: Breakfast - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 10:00AM: Butt Scrabble- BackSide Bayou & Sperm Whale will be the sharpie ASS artists!
• Shout out to Haberdashers bring your shitty hash gear to sell!!
• 10:00AM-Draft Punk H3 – Bring your craft beers to share, a vessel, your prepped liver, and a friend. Look for details on FB.
• 11:00 AM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 THE WORLD-FAMOUS ASSHOLE TRAIL! 13-on up miles or more. Point A: Hares – Beer Battered & Spermy WHITE CHALK
• 1 :00 PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922- TURKEY TRAIL, 5-7 miles, Hares: Harder - GREEN CHALK
• 6-07 PM: The last Supper - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
11 AM: HANGOVER TRAIL YA'LL!!! Point A - Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 Hare: E.R.I.C. & Pinky - PINK CHALK
including:
Backside Bayou
(AlamoH3)
MotherTrucker
(Albuquerque H3)
Calendar Girl
(Lost Boobs Phoenix)
Just Bianca
(AlamoH3)
Choco Taco
(BJH3)
Virgin Venus
(ABQH3)
Just Joe
(Las Cruces H3)
I’d Fuck Me Too
(EPH3)
4skin Felon
(EPH3)
Virgin Whisperer
(OmahaH3)
Harder than a 5th grader
(EPH3)
Grand theft auto
(Colorado Kimchi)
Ambidickstrous
(ABQH3)
Cameltoe Hooker
(DUHHH)
Grand Theft boxer
(ECH3)
Turtle Dick
(MosquitoH3)
A Shot or Tuah
(AlamoH3)
Joystick finger fucker
(EPH3)
Octopussy
(Houston)
Reverse Bogart
(W3H3)
Shame Eww
(BJH3)
Mistress of Masochism (MOM)
(Alamogordo)
House Shitter
(SAH3)
my teacher made me cum
(Border jumper H3)
Donut Holer
(MosquitoH3)
Petrified Wood
(Moon Over My Sac H3)
Wave humper
(EPH3)
Swiper No Swiping
(TH3)
Baker’s Dozen’t
(SurfCityH3)
Bi The Numbers
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Skittles Colon taste the Asshole
(ABQH3)
Son of a Swinger Man
(CTrH3)
Halfpipe
(ABQH3)
Only Cums in a Kids Meal
(Humpin)
Sensitive New Age Nipples
(Whoreman H3)
Boot Scoot Nookie (BSN)
(BJH3)
Bigger Better Faster Deeper
(Sacramento H3)
Premature hashturbation
(IEH3)
Big booty hoe
(EPH3)
just Casey
(ABQH3)
H2ho
(EPH3)
McPisser
(Houston H3)
Twatwurst
(BSH3)
Chicken Bag
(Corpus Christi H3)
Fist Her Twice
(MosquitoH3)
Lock Nut Monster
(BigHumpH3)
Touching Me Softly
(AH3)
I-10 Hoe
(EPH3)
Betty Crotch Popper
(MosquitoH3)
Whorechata
(ECH3)
Princess labia
(Phxh3)
Vaginal Vortex
(RPH3)
Cookies N Cum
(SFH3)
Dancing Queef
(EPH3)
Seven Deadly Dwarves
(KissMyH3)
Through the Looking Ass
(Larryville Hash H...)
Breaking Vag
(ABQH3)
Chestnut Hermosa
(OKCW3H3)
E.R.I.C.
(TBH3 / EPH3)
Sicilian Family Portrait
(AVLH3)
Sperm Donor
(SCH3)
Penis blowjob star wars name
(Tulsa H3)
Choir cock
(LBH3)
Be A Pisser
(EPH3)
Leather Lovelips
(Wrong Way Hash Ho...)
Cunts Way Low
(EPH3)
My Precious GB
(RPH3)
Phlogging Poly
(NomadH3)
FingerWave
(OmahaH3)
The Quicker Picker Upper
(SAH3)
Ottoman Cumpire
(BigHumpH3)
Red bed redemption
(EPH3)
Remember the AlaMILF
(IWSH3)
Eat=mycunt2wice
(EPH3)
Stripper Lickin Good
(EPH3)
Clamarindo
(EPH3)
Altered Boy
(BoiseH3)
ELBOWS DEEP
(S2H3)
Llama Llama Ding Dong
(ICBINMH3)
Rock Cock
(BRCH3)
Daddy WarFucks
(SAH3)
Just kneel and Bob
(FTWH3)
Ghettoman
(TH3)
Desperate Lay
(CRapidsH3)
Go Speed Racist
(Poznań H3)
Ghettoman +1
(FEH3)
Fur On Fur Off
(CLH3)
Just Hayley
(ABQH3)
Louis L'Amour the Graveyard Whore
(KissMyH3)
Pamela Gasterson
(EPH3)
Nanny Pokely
(LVH3vlv)
Sharin’ Cocks
(Alamogordo Hash H...)
Just Daisy
(MiamiH3)
Dickscriminator
(EPH3)
Spits and Dribbles
(WH3)
Dude Where's My Cheeto
(EPH3)
Hose Handler
(EPH3)
Halloweenie Beerdini
(Wandering Whore H3)
Stop, Drop, & Anal
(Alamogordo)
i Raq the pussy
(EPH3)
Shiver me titters
(Bjh3)
Squat Twat
(DenverH3)
Five Angry Inches
(SFH3)
Annular Fuckstuck
(ABQH3)
8-Bit Dick
(Alamogordo)
Anal Sanctuary
(Tidewater H3)
Ben Dover R My Panties Showin’
(DallasH3)
The Fast & Bike-urious
(FEH3)
Goo Shoe Pork
(MiHiHuHa)
Flours for Anal Bum
(SurfCityH3)
Just Melissa
(BDH3)
Wicked Itch of the Yeast
(KissMyH3)
Baconwrap
(EPH3)
Pour some wookie on me
(BJH3)
Evaporated MILF
(BJH3)
How Do You Like My Headlights NOW
(BigHumpH3)
Inappropriate
(Houston H3)
goat so good
(WCH3)
Tits Baaaaad
(SAH3)
Horny McRib
(EPH3)
EEE-WHORE
(ABQH3)
Once upon a time in 69 ........ I was almost the 8th (or more simply just Dot)
(Albuquerque)
Beer Battered
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Mouth Queef
(Reno H3)
PBelly
(EPH3)
PG 6"
(ABQH3)
BenWa
(DenverH3)
Free My Willy
(OmahaH3)
Sweaty Nipples, Surprise!
(CTrH3)
KinkHerBell
(ABQH3)
SnowBall White
(Alamogordo)
Lick Stick
(NomadH3)
Speedy Stud Bumper
(KissMyH3)
Not Your Scissor Sister
(AlamoH3)
Spring-Loaded Pussy
(OmahaH3)
Shitter Splitter
(Sacramento H3)
Cums Up Wet
(StarCityH3)
Piggy Style
(ABQH3)
Tomorrow Never Cums
(Alamogordo)
Queen
(EBH3)
Used Rubber
(EPH3)
Faux Mo
(MemphisH3)
Salty Mudflaps
(EPH3)
Grand Theft Anal
(A2H3)
Meatless Wonder
(AH3)
I’d Fuck Me!
(Anchorage H3)
Just Doesn't Grow
(EPH3)
Just Cruz
(Alamogordo H3 )
Alley Cat
(KAW!H3)
Deep in the throat of Tex Mex
(Shit show butt ho...)
Tantric Arachnid Cannabis Orgasm
(ABQH3)
Noname kiefer(soon to have one)
(ECH3)
I don't mow lawns, I don't shovel snow, I don't do ass to mouth.
(SLUT-DH3)
Bitch dont know shit
(Palm Beach H3 (Co...)
My little pony keg
(California Larrik...)
Gingervitis
(San Francisco H3)
SofaKing
(KissMyH3)
Just Murph
(ABQH3)
Thumper Can’t Pump Her
(EPH3)
Piss in Puss
(WH3)
Tijuana Donkey Fluffer
(Moon Over My Sac H3 )
Boobs Farm
(Alamogordo)
Butt Lite
(HCH3)
Ice Ice Crazie
(VoodooH3)
Butt Plug FRED
(EBH3)
McRimJob
(LAH3)
One-eyed Wetter
(MemphisH3)
Rear Ender
(ABQH3)
Clearly not a Hooker
(SurfCityH3)
Santa On Crack
( SAH3)
John Wang
(EPH3)
Just LaVerne
(SWH3)
Pan tera
(EPH3)
Grandpa's Next
(Wandering Whore H3)
Incontinent Babe Saver
(ABQH3)
Smearmeoff
(EPH3)
Man Jina
(EPH3)
Just Jake
(ABQH3)
2 Girls One Juan
(EPH3)
Nodoz on the Big Hoes
(SWH3)
Hokey Tokey
(LongBeach H3)
Better brown than down
(KissMyH3)
Scent of a Man
(Wasatch H3)
Rectal Rabbi
(SPIILH3)
Cum So Hard Me Die
(DenverH3)
Hon Hon Hon Titty Croissants
(LDSH3)
Mr hot and ready
(EPH3)
Sex Doll Serial Killer
(BoulderH3)
Oxford Coma
(Abq)
Bearded Clam
(jHavH3)
Scruffy Mc Fucky
(Colorado Kimchi)
Mrs. Robinson
(EPH3)
Ralph In The Mouth
(BJH3)
Rotten fruit hanging
(BJH3)
Created by Gin | Inspired by many