Cost: $100
"TEXMEX INTERCOURSE FIESTA HASH 2026"
Our biggest event of the year. Come celebrate 20+ years with us!!
It's 5 days of hashing and debauchery. Jan 15th - Jan 19th, 2026 and you're invited.
Plan your vacation ahead of time or quit your job, this is worth it.
To Register please complete and submit your payment to:
"PayPal to pinkslit_69@yahoo.com. Chose the family & friends option so we won’t get charged an extra fee."
THEME:
CIRCUS WONDERLAND!!
FRIDAY - Circus freak show: ringmaster, sexy circus performers, magicians, jugglers, acrobats, strongest man, tattooed ladies, clowns and carnies, etc
SATURDAY - Carnival! The world is a circus. Brightest and elaborate party attire!
To Register please complete and submit your payment to:
"PayPal to pinkslit_69@yahoo.com. Chose the family & friends option so we won’t get charged an extra fee."
CIRCUS WONDERLAND!!
COSTUMES / FLASH LIGHT / ANTIBIOTICS /
Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
Start Location TBA
7 PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, Hares: TBA Theme: keep it simple: “Blast from the Past.” Wear something, anything from a previous Tex-Mex. Anything from an old Tex-Mex T-shirt to a full costume. Hares will provide some prizes for really old or creative outfits. YELLOW CHALK
9AM- BORDER JUMPERS WILL LAY TRAIL, BJ STYLE- Bring your spare liver. Hares: Choco & Wookie – Orange Chalk
• 3 PM: Ceremonial tapping of the Keg @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 2:30-4:30 PM: Registration -El Paso H3 Harriettes will sign you in and hand you YOUR PACKAGE OF GOODIES @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 in the Small Event Room by Front Desk
• 5-6 PM: Dinner Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 6:45 -7:00 – Uhaul’s will take us to Point A of pubcrawl. If you prefer to Uber, see Point A below.
• 7:30 PM: Pubcrawl Point A –TBA: HARES: LeeRoy n Stiches & Beer Battered DRESS THEME: Blast Circus freak show: ringmaster, sexy circus performers, magicians, jugglers, acrobats, strongest man, tattooed ladies, clowns and carnies, etc...WHITE CHALK
8AM: Breakfast 8-10am - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West.
• 9-10AM: Late Registration (Wanker's Only!) Haberdashery TIME!! Shout out to Haberdashers bring your Shitty hash gear to sell!!
• 10:00 AM: Beer Mile Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. Hares: LeeRoyPINK CHALK
• 10:30 AM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. MEXico TRAIL - 10:30 SHARP! Hares for the MEXico DRUG RUN TRAIL – Hoser - You will need a valid/current passport for the Mexico Trail – GREEN CHALK
• 12:30PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. TEXAss TRAIL - 12:30 SHARP! Hares: Just Doesn't Grow - BLUE CHALK
• 6-7 PM: Dinner - Large Ballroom
• 8:30 PM: Party dance at the Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. Theme: Carnival! The world is a circus. Brightest and elaborate party attire!
8-10AM: Breakfast - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 10:00AM: Butt Scrabble- BackSide Bayou & Sperm Whale will be the sharpie ASS artists!
• Shout out to Haberdashers bring your shitty hash gear to sell!!
• 10:00AM-Draft Punk H3 – Bring your craft beers to share, a vessel, your prepped liver, and a friend. Look for details on FB.
• 11:00 AM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 THE WORLD-FAMOUS ASSHOLE TRAIL! 13-on up miles or more. Point A: Hares – Beer Battered & Spermy WHITE CHALK
• 1 :00 PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922- TURKEY TRAIL, 5-7 miles, Hares: Harder - GREEN CHALK
• 6-07 PM: The last Supper - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
11 AM: HANGOVER TRAIL YA'LL!!! Point A - Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 Hare: E.R.I.C. & Pinky - PINK CHALK
including:
I’d Fuck Me!
(Anchorage H3)
Whorechata
(ECH3)
Clearly not a Hooker
(SurfCityH3)
Llama Llama Ding Dong
(ICBINMH3)
Only Cums in a Kids Meal
(Humpin)
Petrified Wood
(Moon Over My Sac H3)
Dickscriminator
(EPH3)
Cum So Hard Me Die
(DenverH3)
Betty Crotch Popper
(MosquitoH3)
Scruffy Mc Fucky
(Colorado Kimchi)
Princess labia
(Phxh3)
Daddy WarFucks
(SAH3)
Rock Cock
(BRCH3)
Vaginal Vortex
(RPH3)
goat so good
(WCH3)
Ghettoman
(TH3)
Fur On Fur Off
(CLH3)
Flours for Anal Bum
(SurfCityH3)
Choir cock
(LBH3)
Butt Lite
(HCH3)
I’d Fuck Me Too
(EPH3)
my teacher made me cum
(Border jumper H3)
8-Bit Dick
(Alamogordo)
How Do You Like My Headlights NOW
(BigHumpH3)
Man Jina
(EPH3)
Cums Up Wet
(StarCityH3)
Desperate Lay
(CRapidsH3)
Spring-Loaded Pussy
(OmahaH3)
Altered Boy
(BoiseH3)
Cookies N Cum
(SFH3)
Smearmeoff
(EPH3)
Ben Dover R My Panties Showin’
(DallasH3)
2 Girls One Juan
(EPH3)
Dude Where's My Cheeto
(EPH3)
Calendar Girl
(Lost Boobs Phoenix)
Piss in Puss
(WH3)
Used Rubber
(EPH3)
Bearded Clam
(jHavH3)
Chestnut Hermosa
(OKCW3H3)
Deep in the throat of Tex Mex
(Shit show butt ho...)
Sweaty Nipples, Surprise!
(CTrH3)
Pan tera
(EPH3)
4skin Felon
(EPH3)
Baconwrap
(EPH3)
One-eyed Wetter
(MemphisH3)
MotherTrucker
(Albuquerque H3)
Not Your Scissor Sister
(AlamoH3)
The Fast & Bike-urious
(FEH3)
Seven Deadly Dwarves
(KissMyH3)
Boobs Farm
(Alamogordo)
Be A Pisser
(EPH3)
Go Speed Racist
(Poznań H3)
Gingervitis
(San Francisco H3)
Ralph In The Mouth
(BJH3)
Free My Willy
(OmahaH3)
I don't mow lawns, I don't shovel snow, I don't do ass to mouth.
(SLUT-DH3)
Rear Ender
(ABQH3)
PG 6"
(ABQH3)
Chicken Bag
(Corpus Christi H3)
Cameltoe Hooker
(DUHHH)
Thumper Can’t Pump Her
(EPH3)
Incontinent Babe Saver
(ABQH3)
Mrs. Robinson
(EPH3)
Just Hayley
(ABQH3)
E.R.I.C.
(TBH3 / EPH3)
SofaKing
(KissMyH3)
H2ho
(EPH3)
Anal Sanctuary
(Tidewater H3)
Red bed redemption
(EPH3)
Beer Battered
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Ice Ice Crazie
(VoodooH3)
Pamela Gasterson
(EPH3)
Donut Holer
(MosquitoH3)
Alley Cat
(KAW!H3)
Inappropriate
(Houston H3)
Choco Taco
(BJH3)
Just LaVerne
(SWH3)
Skittles Colon taste the Asshole
(ABQH3)
Just Doesn't Grow
(EPH3)
Through the Looking Ass
(Larryville Hash H...)
Hose Handler
(EPH3)
Butt Plug FRED
(EBH3)
Boot Scoot Nookie (BSN)
(BJH3)
Bigger Better Faster Deeper
(Sacramento H3)
Annular Fuckstuck
(ABQH3)
Shitter Splitter
(Sacramento H3)
EEE-WHORE
(ABQH3)
Stripper Lickin Good
(EPH3)
Hon Hon Hon Titty Croissants
(LDSH3)
ELBOWS DEEP
(S2H3)
Nodoz on the Big Hoes
(SWH3)
Son of a Swinger Man
(CTrH3)
Rectal Rabbi
(SPIILH3)
Just Joe
(Las Cruces H3)
I-10 Hoe
(EPH3)
Just Daisy
(MiamiH3)
FingerWave
(OmahaH3)
Faux Mo
(MemphisH3)
Hokey Tokey
(LongBeach H3)
Remember the AlaMILF
(IWSH3)
Mouth Queef
(Reno H3)
Swiper No Swiping
(TH3)
Shiver me titters
(Bjh3)
Evaporated MILF
(BJH3)
Mistress of Masochism (MOM)
(Alamogordo)
Just Cruz
(Alamogordo H3 )
Penis blowjob star wars name
(Tulsa H3)
Tomorrow Never Cums
(Alamogordo)
Five Angry Inches
(SFH3)
Octopussy
(Houston)
Ottoman Cumpire
(BigHumpH3)
Sicilian Family Portrait
(AVLH3)
Reverse Bogart
(W3H3)
McPisser
(Houston H3)
Big booty hoe
(EPH3)
SnowBall White
(Alamogordo)
Harder than a 5th grader
(EPH3)
Spits and Dribbles
(WH3)
Grand Theft Anal
(A2H3)
PBelly
(EPH3)
BenWa
(DenverH3)
Wicked Itch of the Yeast
(KissMyH3)
Rotten fruit hanging
(BJH3)
Sex Doll Serial Killer
(BoulderH3)
Just Jake
(ABQH3)
Clamarindo
(EPH3)
Squat Twat
(DenverH3)
Wave humper
(EPH3)
just Casey
(ABQH3)
Halloweenie Beerdini
(Wandering Whore H3)
Mr hot and ready
(EPH3)
Sharin’ Cocks
(Alamogordo Hash H...)
Sperm Donor
(SCH3)
Fist Her Twice
(MosquitoH3)
Bi The Numbers
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
The Quicker Picker Upper
(SAH3)
My Precious GB
(RPH3)
Salty Mudflaps
(EPH3)
Just Murph
(ABQH3)
Baker’s Dozen’t
(SurfCityH3)
Stop, Drop, & Anal
(Alamogordo)
Cunts Way Low
(EPH3)
Touching Me Softly
(AH3)
Leather Lovelips
(Wrong Way Hash Ho...)
Noname kiefer(soon to have one)
(ECH3)
Turtle Dick
(MosquitoH3)
Santa On Crack
( SAH3)
Lock Nut Monster
(BigHumpH3)
Shame Eww
(BJH3)
Joystick finger fucker
(EPH3)
Just Bianca
(AlamoH3)
Grandpa's Next
(Wandering Whore H3)
Meatless Wonder
(AH3)
Virgin Venus
(ABQH3)
Just kneel and Bob
(FTWH3)
Better brown than down
(KissMyH3)
Tantric Arachnid Cannabis Orgasm
(ABQH3)
Pour some wookie on me
(BJH3)
Halfpipe
(ABQH3)
KinkHerBell
(ABQH3)
Queen
(EBH3)
A Shot or Tuah
(AlamoH3)
Just Melissa
(BDH3)
Sensitive New Age Nipples
(Whoreman H3)
Horny McRib
(EPH3)
Piggy Style
(ABQH3)
Goo Shoe Pork
(MiHiHuHa)
Ghettoman +1
(FEH3)
Tits Baaaaad
(SAH3)
Tijuana Donkey Fluffer
(Moon Over My Sac H3 )
Louis L'Amour the Graveyard Whore
(KissMyH3)
Scent of a Man
(Wasatch H3)
McRimJob
(LAH3)
Lick Stick
(NomadH3)
Backside Bayou
(AlamoH3)
Grand theft auto
(Colorado Kimchi)
House Shitter
(SAH3)
Twatwurst
(BSH3)
i Raq the pussy
(EPH3)
Phlogging Poly
(NomadH3)
Eat=mycunt2wice
(EPH3)
Bitch dont know shit
(Palm Beach H3 (Co...)
Ambidickstrous
(ABQH3)
Once upon a time in 69 ........ I was almost the 8th (or more simply just Dot)
(Albuquerque)
Oxford Coma
(Abq)
Premature hashturbation
(IEH3)
Dancing Queef
(EPH3)
Grand Theft boxer
(ECH3)
Virgin Whisperer
(OmahaH3)
Speedy Stud Bumper
(KissMyH3)
Nanny Pokely
(LVH3vlv)
My little pony keg
(California Larrik...)
John Wang
(EPH3)
Breaking Vag
(ABQH3)
Created by Gin | Inspired by many