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Organizers:
Tex-Mex Intercourse Fiesta 2026
01/15 07:00 PM to 01/19 07:00 PM
A Hash Weekend
Cost: $100
"TEXMEX INTERCOURSE FIESTA HASH 2026"
Our biggest event of the year. Come celebrate 20+ years with us!!
It's 5 days of hashing and debauchery. Jan 15th - Jan 19th, 2026 and you're invited.
Plan your vacation ahead of time or quit your job, this is worth it.
To Register please complete and submit your payment to:
"PayPal to pinkslit_69@yahoo.com. Chose the family & friends option so we won’t get charged an extra fee."
THEME:
CIRCUS WONDERLAND!!
FRIDAY - Circus freak show: ringmaster, sexy circus performers, magicians, jugglers, acrobats, strongest man, tattooed ladies, clowns and carnies, etc
SATURDAY - Carnival! The world is a circus. Brightest and elaborate party attire!
To Register please complete and submit your payment to:
"PayPal to pinkslit_69@yahoo.com. Chose the family & friends option so we won’t get charged an extra fee."
CIRCUS WONDERLAND!!
COSTUMES / FLASH LIGHT / ANTIBIOTICS /
Location Details
Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
Start Location TBA
Schedule of Events
7 PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, Hares: TBA Theme: keep it simple: “Blast from the Past.” Wear something, anything from a previous Tex-Mex. Anything from an old Tex-Mex T-shirt to a full costume. Hares will provide some prizes for really old or creative outfits. YELLOW CHALK
9AM- BORDER JUMPERS WILL LAY TRAIL, BJ STYLE- Bring your spare liver. Hares: Choco & Wookie – Orange Chalk
• 3 PM: Ceremonial tapping of the Keg @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 2:30-4:30 PM: Registration -El Paso H3 Harriettes will sign you in and hand you YOUR PACKAGE OF GOODIES @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 in the Small Event Room by Front Desk
• 5-6 PM: Dinner Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 6:45 -7:00 – Uhaul’s will take us to Point A of pubcrawl. If you prefer to Uber, see Point A below.
• 7:30 PM: Pubcrawl Point A –TBA: HARES: LeeRoy n Stiches & Beer Battered DRESS THEME: Blast Circus freak show: ringmaster, sexy circus performers, magicians, jugglers, acrobats, strongest man, tattooed ladies, clowns and carnies, etc...WHITE CHALK
8AM: Breakfast 8-10am - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West.
• 9-10AM: Late Registration (Wanker's Only!) Haberdashery TIME!! Shout out to Haberdashers bring your Shitty hash gear to sell!!
• 10:00 AM: Beer Mile Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. Hares: LeeRoyPINK CHALK
• 10:30 AM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. MEXico TRAIL - 10:30 SHARP! Hares for the MEXico DRUG RUN TRAIL – Hoser - You will need a valid/current passport for the Mexico Trail – GREEN CHALK
• 12:30PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. TEXAss TRAIL - 12:30 SHARP! Hares: Just Doesn't Grow - BLUE CHALK
• 6-7 PM: Dinner - Large Ballroom
• 8:30 PM: Party dance at the Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. Theme: Carnival! The world is a circus. Brightest and elaborate party attire!
8-10AM: Breakfast - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 10:00AM: Butt Scrabble- BackSide Bayou & Sperm Whale will be the sharpie ASS artists!
• Shout out to Haberdashers bring your shitty hash gear to sell!!
• 10:00AM-Draft Punk H3 – Bring your craft beers to share, a vessel, your prepped liver, and a friend. Look for details on FB.
• 11:00 AM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 THE WORLD-FAMOUS ASSHOLE TRAIL! 13-on up miles or more. Point A: Hares – Beer Battered & Spermy WHITE CHALK
• 1 :00 PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922- TURKEY TRAIL, 5-7 miles, Hares: Harder - GREEN CHALK
• 6-07 PM: The last Supper - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
11 AM: HANGOVER TRAIL YA'LL!!! Point A - Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 Hare: E.R.I.C. & Pinky - PINK CHALK
Public Event
including:
Whorechata
(ECH3)
Tomorrow Never Cums
(Alamogordo)
Breaking Vag
(ABQH3)
Goo Shoe Pork
(MiHiHuHa)
Deep in the throat of Tex Mex
(Shit show butt ho...)
I’d Fuck Me Too
(EPH3)
Hose Handler
(EPH3)
Premature hashturbation
(IEH3)
Cameltoe Hooker
(DUHHH)
Hon Hon Hon Titty Croissants
(LDSH3)
Pour some wookie on me
(BJH3)
Boot Scoot Nookie (BSN)
(BJH3)
Red bed redemption
(EPH3)
EEE-WHORE
(ABQH3)
Chicken Bag
(Corpus Christi H3)
Smearmeoff
(EPH3)
Baker’s Dozen’t
(SurfCityH3)
Noname kiefer(soon to have one)
(ECH3)
Vaginal Vortex
(RPH3)
Piss in Puss
(WH3)
Nodoz on the Big Hoes
(SWH3)
KinkHerBell
(ABQH3)
Just Hayley
(ABQH3)
Alley Cat
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John Wang
(EPH3)
Pamela Gasterson
(EPH3)
The Fast & Bike-urious
(FEH3)
The Quicker Picker Upper
(SAH3)
Petrified Wood
(Moon Over My Sac H3)
Incontinent Babe Saver
(ABQH3)
Mrs. Robinson
(EPH3)
One-eyed Wetter
(MemphisH3)
Wave humper
(EPH3)
Calendar Girl
(Lost Boobs Phoenix)
Seven Deadly Dwarves
(KissMyH3)
Bearded Clam
(jHavH3)
Reverse Bogart
(W3H3)
goat so good
(WCH3)
Evaporated MILF
(BJH3)
Through the Looking Ass
(Larryville Hash H...)
Betty Crotch Popper
(MosquitoH3)
Cum So Hard Me Die
(DenverH3)
Altered Boy
(BoiseH3)
my teacher made me cum
(Border jumper H3)
Hokey Tokey
(LongBeach H3)
Fur On Fur Off
(CLH3)
Skittles Colon taste the Asshole
(ABQH3)
Octopussy
(Houston)
Lock Nut Monster
(BigHumpH3)
Meatless Wonder
(AH3)
Free My Willy
(OmahaH3)
Just Melissa
(BDH3)
SnowBall White
(Alamogordo)
Anal Sanctuary
(Tidewater H3)
McPisser
(Houston H3)
Bi The Numbers
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Tijuana Donkey Fluffer
(Moon Over My Sac H3 )
Ambidickstrous
(ABQH3)
Go Speed Racist
(Poznań H3)
Piggy Style
(ABQH3)
Pan tera
(EPH3)
Flours for Anal Bum
(SurfCityH3)
I-10 Hoe
(EPH3)
Rectal Rabbi
(SPIILH3)
Halfpipe
(ABQH3)
Grand Theft Anal
(A2H3)
ELBOWS DEEP
(S2H3)
Shiver me titters
(Bjh3)
Just LaVerne
(SWH3)
2 Girls One Juan
(EPH3)
Not Your Scissor Sister
(AlamoH3)
Bigger Better Faster Deeper
(Sacramento H3)
Just Joe
(Las Cruces H3)
Speedy Stud Bumper
(KissMyH3)
Sperm Donor
(SCH3)
Chestnut Hermosa
(OKCW3H3)
E.R.I.C.
(TBH3 / EPH3)
Gingervitis
(San Francisco H3)
Rotten fruit hanging
(BJH3)
Wicked Itch of the Yeast
(KissMyH3)
Choir cock
(LBH3)
Joystick finger fucker
(EPH3)
Big booty hoe
(EPH3)
Scent of a Man
(Wasatch H3)
SofaKing
(KissMyH3)
Inappropriate
(Houston H3)
Halloweenie Beerdini
(Wandering Whore H3)
Llama Llama Ding Dong
(ICBINMH3)
Squat Twat
(DenverH3)
Mr hot and ready
(EPH3)
Ralph In The Mouth
(BJH3)
Dickscriminator
(EPH3)
Rear Ender
(ABQH3)
Touching Me Softly
(AH3)
Swiper No Swiping
(TH3)
Son of a Swinger Man
(CTrH3)
Cunts Way Low
(EPH3)
Daddy WarFucks
(SAH3)
House Shitter
(SAH3)
Phlogging Poly
(NomadH3)
Grandpa's Next
(Wandering Whore H3)
Faux Mo
(MemphisH3)
Remember the AlaMILF
(IWSH3)
Once upon a time in 69 ........ I was almost the 8th (or more simply just Dot)
(Albuquerque)
PBelly
(EPH3)
Just Cruz
(Alamogordo H3 )
Harder than a 5th grader
(EPH3)
Butt Lite
(HCH3)
Beer Battered
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Better brown than down
(KissMyH3)
How Do You Like My Headlights NOW
(BigHumpH3)
H2ho
(EPH3)
Fist Her Twice
(MosquitoH3)
Louis L'Amour the Graveyard Whore
(KissMyH3)
FingerWave
(OmahaH3)
8-Bit Dick
(Alamogordo)
4skin Felon
(EPH3)
Turtle Dick
(MosquitoH3)
Virgin Venus
(ABQH3)
Choco Taco
(BJH3)
Desperate Lay
(CRapidsH3)
Virgin Whisperer
(OmahaH3)
Scruffy Mc Fucky
(Colorado Kimchi)
Just Murph
(ABQH3)
I don't mow lawns, I don't shovel snow, I don't do ass to mouth.
(SLUT-DH3)
Clearly not a Hooker
(SurfCityH3)
Queen
(EBH3)
Dancing Queef
(EPH3)
Used Rubber
(EPH3)
Grand theft auto
(Colorado Kimchi)
Tits Baaaaad
(SAH3)
A Shot or Tuah
(AlamoH3)
McRimJob
(LAH3)
Santa On Crack
( SAH3)
Leather Lovelips
(Wrong Way Hash Ho...)
Spits and Dribbles
(WH3)
Mistress of Masochism (MOM)
(Alamogordo)
Just Jake
(ABQH3)
Horny McRib
(EPH3)
Bitch dont know shit
(Palm Beach H3 (Co...)
just Casey
(ABQH3)
Mouth Queef
(Reno H3)
Ottoman Cumpire
(BigHumpH3)
Just kneel and Bob
(FTWH3)
Ghettoman
(TH3)
Penis blowjob star wars name
(Tulsa H3)
Thumper Can’t Pump Her
(EPH3)
Sharin’ Cocks
(Alamogordo Hash H...)
Nanny Pokely
(LVH3vlv)
Boobs Farm
(Alamogordo)
Just Daisy
(MiamiH3)
Sex Doll Serial Killer
(BoulderH3)
My Precious GB
(RPH3)
MotherTrucker
(Albuquerque H3)
Ice Ice Crazie
(VoodooH3)
PG 6"
(ABQH3)
Ghettoman +1
(FEH3)
Cookies N Cum
(SFH3)
Cums Up Wet
(StarCityH3)
Spring-Loaded Pussy
(OmahaH3)
Lick Stick
(NomadH3)
Stripper Lickin Good
(EPH3)
Salty Mudflaps
(EPH3)
Tantric Arachnid Cannabis Orgasm
(ABQH3)
i Raq the pussy
(EPH3)
Stop, Drop, & Anal
(Alamogordo)
Princess labia
(Phxh3)
I’d Fuck Me!
(Anchorage H3)
Just Bianca
(AlamoH3)
Dude Where's My Cheeto
(EPH3)
Eat=mycunt2wice
(EPH3)
Ben Dover R My Panties Showin’
(DallasH3)
Oxford Coma
(Abq)
Five Angry Inches
(SFH3)
My little pony keg
(California Larrik...)
Backside Bayou
(AlamoH3)
Clamarindo
(EPH3)
Just Doesn't Grow
(EPH3)
Sensitive New Age Nipples
(Whoreman H3)
Annular Fuckstuck
(ABQH3)
Grand Theft boxer
(ECH3)
Shitter Splitter
(Sacramento H3)
Be A Pisser
(EPH3)
Rock Cock
(BRCH3)
Butt Plug FRED
(EBH3)
Donut Holer
(MosquitoH3)
Only Cums in a Kids Meal
(Humpin)
Man Jina
(EPH3)
Sweaty Nipples, Surprise!
(CTrH3)
Sicilian Family Portrait
(AVLH3)
BenWa
(DenverH3)
Twatwurst
(BSH3)
Baconwrap
(EPH3)
Shame Eww
(BJH3)
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