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Tex-Mex Intercourse Fiesta 2026

01/15 07:00 PM to 01/19 07:00 PM

A Hash Weekend

Cost: $100

"TEXMEX INTERCOURSE FIESTA HASH 2026"
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Our biggest event of the year. Come celebrate 20+ years with us!!
It's 5 days of hashing and debauchery. Jan 15th - Jan 19th, 2026 and you're invited.
Plan your vacation ahead of time or quit your job, this is worth it.

To Register please complete and submit your payment to:
"PayPal to pinkslit_69@yahoo.com. Chose the family & friends option so we won’t get charged an extra fee."

THEME:
CIRCUS WONDERLAND!!

FRIDAY - Circus freak show: ringmaster, sexy circus performers, magicians, jugglers, acrobats, strongest man, tattooed ladies, clowns and carnies, etc

SATURDAY - Carnival! The world is a circus. Brightest and elaborate party attire!

To Register please complete and submit your payment to:
"PayPal to pinkslit_69@yahoo.com. Chose the family & friends option so we won’t get charged an extra fee."


CIRCUS WONDERLAND!!

COSTUMES / FLASH LIGHT / ANTIBIOTICS /

Location Details

Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922

Start Location TBA

Holiday Inn West El Paso

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900 Sunland Park Drive El. Paso TX 79922

Schedule of Events

7 PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, Hares: TBA Theme: keep it simple: “Blast from the Past.” Wear something, anything from a previous Tex-Mex. Anything from an old Tex-Mex T-shirt to a full costume. Hares will provide some prizes for really old or creative outfits. YELLOW CHALK


9AM- BORDER JUMPERS WILL LAY TRAIL, BJ STYLE- Bring your spare liver. Hares: Choco & Wookie – Orange Chalk
• 3 PM: Ceremonial tapping of the Keg @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 2:30-4:30 PM: Registration -El Paso H3 Harriettes will sign you in and hand you YOUR PACKAGE OF GOODIES @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 in the Small Event Room by Front Desk
• 5-6 PM: Dinner Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 6:45 -7:00 – Uhaul’s will take us to Point A of pubcrawl. If you prefer to Uber, see Point A below.
• 7:30 PM: Pubcrawl Point A –TBA: HARES: LeeRoy n Stiches & Beer Battered DRESS THEME: Blast Circus freak show: ringmaster, sexy circus performers, magicians, jugglers, acrobats, strongest man, tattooed ladies, clowns and carnies, etc...WHITE CHALK


8AM: Breakfast 8-10am - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West.
• 9-10AM: Late Registration (Wanker's Only!) Haberdashery TIME!! Shout out to Haberdashers bring your Shitty hash gear to sell!!
• 10:00 AM: Beer Mile Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. Hares: LeeRoyPINK CHALK
• 10:30 AM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. MEXico TRAIL - 10:30 SHARP! Hares for the MEXico DRUG RUN TRAIL – Hoser - You will need a valid/current passport for the Mexico Trail – GREEN CHALK
• 12:30PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. TEXAss TRAIL - 12:30 SHARP! Hares: Just Doesn't Grow - BLUE CHALK
• 6-7 PM: Dinner - Large Ballroom
• 8:30 PM: Party dance at the Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. Theme: Carnival! The world is a circus. Brightest and elaborate party attire!


8-10AM: Breakfast - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 10:00AM: Butt Scrabble- BackSide Bayou & Sperm Whale will be the sharpie ASS artists!
• Shout out to Haberdashers bring your shitty hash gear to sell!!
• 10:00AM-Draft Punk H3 – Bring your craft beers to share, a vessel, your prepped liver, and a friend. Look for details on FB.
• 11:00 AM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 THE WORLD-FAMOUS ASSHOLE TRAIL! 13-on up miles or more. Point A: Hares – Beer Battered & Spermy WHITE CHALK
• 1 :00 PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922- TURKEY TRAIL, 5-7 miles, Hares: Harder - GREEN CHALK
• 6-07 PM: The last Supper - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922


11 AM: HANGOVER TRAIL YA'LL!!! Point A - Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 Hare: E.R.I.C. & Pinky - PINK CHALK


Public Event

See the full list!

300 Hashers came

including:

Incontinent Babe Saver

(ABQH3)

Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast

Salty Hampton Hash House Harriers
Spicy Pineapple

Better brown than down

(KissMyH3)

Dick First Ass Up

East Bay Hash House Harriers
...

The Fast & Bike-urious

(FEH3)

Butt Lite

(HCH3)

Piss in Puss

(WH3)

Dungeons and Crayons

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers
...

Cunts Way Low

(EPH3)

Stop, Drop, & Anal

(Alamogordo)

CC-GA-Delete

Wasatch Hash House Harriers
...

Joystick finger fucker

(EPH3)

Santa On Crack

( SAH3)

Fur On Fur Off

(CLH3)

Wrap It Up

Memphis H3
...

Stripper Lickin Good

(EPH3)

Rear Ender

(ABQH3)

Just Cruz

(Alamogordo H3 )

Nodoz on the Big Hoes

(SWH3)

Deep Chocolate

San Diego Humpin' H3
...

Rock Cock

(BRCH3)

Worst Bottom Ever

East Bay Hash House Harriers
...

Kibbles ‘n Vomit

Tidewater H3
...

Dickscriminator

(EPH3)

Uncle Bondage, Esq!

Bear Bottom Hash House Harriers
...

Just Murph

(ABQH3)

Cums Up Wet

(StarCityH3)

Clamarindo

(EPH3)

Reverse Bogart

(W3H3)

Eat=mycunt2wice

(EPH3)

E.R.I.C.

(TBH3 / EPH3)

Shiver me titters

(Bjh3)

Squat Twat

(DenverH3)

Remember the AlaMILF

(IWSH3)

Old Faithful

Mosquito Hash House Harriers
https://welltecglobal-...

Be A Pisser

(EPH3)

Speedy Stud Bumper

(KissMyH3)

Tijuana Donkey Fluffer

(Moon Over My Sac H3 )

PG 6"

(ABQH3)

KinkHerBell

(ABQH3)

Radioactits

Las Vegas Hash House Harriers (vlv!)
...

Just Joe

(Las Cruces H3)

The pickle maker

Palm Beach H3 (Corned Beef and Hurricane H3)
...

Grand Theft Anal

(A2H3)

My Precious GB

(RPH3)

Free My Willy

(OmahaH3)

Damn Jina

El Paso Hash House Harriers
...

One-eyed Wetter

(MemphisH3)

Bigger Better Faster Deeper

(Sacramento H3)

Pink Eye

San Diego Hash House Harriers
...

G.E.I.C.O

Kiss My Hash House Harriers
...

Sleazy Baked Lovin

San Antonio Hash House Harriers
...

Hon Hon Hon Titty Croissants

(LDSH3)

Backside Bayou

(AlamoH3)

ManAids

California Larrikins
ManAids Patch

Shut up! I’m Sparkling!

Dallas Fort-Worth
...

Auto Erotic Fixation

Albuqerque Hash House Harriers
...

KIRBY

MEOWH3
...

The Quicker Picker Upper

(SAH3)

Small in the Back Big in the Front

Survivor Hash House Harriers
...

Baker’s Dozen’t

(SurfCityH3)

Space Invader

Eugene H3
...

Kinkee Ken Klimaxer (KKK)

Lotsa Damn Shiggy Hash House Harriers
...

Cameltoe Hooker

(DUHHH)

Halfpipe

(ABQH3)

Scent of a Man

(Wasatch H3)

I don't mow lawns, I don't shovel snow, I don't do ass to mouth.

(SLUT-DH3)

OSAMA Bin Hashing

DC Road Whores
...

Noname kiefer(soon to have one)

(ECH3)

Choir cock

(LBH3)

Just Daisy

(MiamiH3)

Runs With No Name

Tiny Hands H3
Tiny Hands Forever!!! ...

PBelly

(EPH3)

Smearmeoff

(EPH3)

Faux Mo

(MemphisH3)

Vaginal Vortex

(RPH3)

Peters Out

Alamogordo H3
...

Choco Taco

(BJH3)

Mouth Queef

(Reno H3)

Tantric Arachnid Cannabis Orgasm

(ABQH3)

Ain’t nuthin but a horn dog

California Larrikins
...

Jennatailia

Anchorage Alaska H3
...

Man Jina

(EPH3)

CAVEMAN

Albuqerque Hash House Harriers
...

Bump Her Stick Her

Austin Hash House Harriers
...

Swamp Gravy

DC Road Whores
Say sometimes to drugs.

Through the Looking Ass

(Larryville Hash H...)

Anal Sanctuary

(Tidewater H3)

Swiper No Swiping

(TH3)

Dancing Queef

(EPH3)

Evaporated MILF

(BJH3)

McRimJob

(LAH3)

Rolling in the Deep

Salty Hampton Hash House Harriers
Words aren't real!

Not Your Scissor Sister

(AlamoH3)

Pink Slit

El Paso Hash House Harriers
...

Deep in the throat of Tex Mex

(Shit show butt ho...)

Fuck Dem Kids

Tidewater H3
...

Whole Lotta Cum

Albuqerque Hash House Harriers
...

Blinded by Boobs

Phoenix H3
...

Llama Llama Ding Dong

(ICBINMH3)

I-10 Hoe

(EPH3)

Shitter Splitter

(Sacramento H3)

Boobs Farm

(Alamogordo)

Erection ResErection

Albuqerque Hash House Harriers
...

Dude Where's My Cheeto

(EPH3)

Sex Doll Serial Killer

(BoulderH3)

Leather Lovelips

(Wrong Way Hash Ho...)

Annular Fuckstuck

(ABQH3)

Go Speed Racist

(Poznań H3)

Hokey Tokey

(LongBeach H3)

Ghettoman +1

(FEH3)

Five Angry Inches

(SFH3)

Rotten fruit hanging

(BJH3)

Spring-Loaded Pussy

(OmahaH3)

Scruffy Mc Fucky

(Colorado Kimchi)

Sperm Whale

Alamogordo H3
...

Nanny Pokely

(LVH3vlv)

Grand Theft boxer

(ECH3)

Onomatopenis

Albuqerque Hash House Harriers
...

What Wouldn't Debbie Do

Osan Bulgogi Hash House Harriers
...

A Shot or Tuah

(AlamoH3)

Big booty hoe

(EPH3)

Salty Mudflaps

(EPH3)

Ottoman Cumpire

(BigHumpH3)

Arkansodomy

Keep Austin Weird Hash House Harriers
...

Stank Ass

Corpus Christi H3
...

Son of a Swinger Man

(CTrH3)

I'll Pack Her

Bushwhackers H3
...

Mucho Mochi Sucky Sucky

Tequila y Tacos Hash House Harriettes
...

Fuckin Spiders Man

Gentlemens Quarter H3
Master of disguise

Wrong Dong Thong

Dallas Fort-Worth
...

SnowBall White

(Alamogordo)

Wicked Itch of the Yeast

(KissMyH3)

Beer Battered

(El Paso Hash Hous...)

Flours for Anal Bum

(SurfCityH3)

Cookies N Cum

(SFH3)

Bi The Numbers

(El Paso Hash Hous...)

Chicken Bag

(Corpus Christi H3)

8-Bit Dick

(Alamogordo)

Five Finger Fuck Truck

Osan Bulgogi Hash House Harriers
...

Froggy Style

Big Hump H3
...

OnomatoPREA

Downtown Wilmington H3
You're Welcome

U*Holy Mother Fluffer “Ma”

Alamogordo Hash House Harriers
“Ma” The Meatloaf!

Harder than a 5th grader

(EPH3)

My little pony keg

(California Larrik...)

Queen

(EBH3)

Beaver chaser

Big Hump H3
...

Tits Baaaaad

(SAH3)

The Finishing Touch

Chattanooga Choo Choo Hash House Harriers
...

Strap Off

Memphis H3
...

Horny McRib

(EPH3)

Foursome and Twenty Tears Ago

Albuqerque Hash House Harriers
...

Alley Cat

(KAW!H3)

Anal Disabilities

Alamogordo
...

Fist Her Twice

(MosquitoH3)

Sweet Holes Alabama

jHavelina H3
...

Cums Thru Jesus

Charleston Heretics H3
...

Red Beard

Memphis H3
...

Party Pooper

Albuqerque Hash House Harriers
...

Just Bianca

(AlamoH3)

EEE-WHORE

(ABQH3)

I’d Fuck Me Too

(EPH3)

Mistress of Masochism (MOM)

(Alamogordo)

Just Doesn't Grow

(EPH3)

Gingervitis

(San Francisco H3)

Leeroy & Stitches

El Paso Hash House Harriers
...

Goo Shoe Pork

(MiHiHuHa)

Bitch dont know shit

(Palm Beach H3 (Co...)

Helen Keller Hand Job

Charleston Heretics H3
...

Red bed redemption

(EPH3)

Eager Beat Her

Las Cruces Hash House Harriers
...

Turtle Dick

(MosquitoH3)

Muddie Buttie

Tacoma H3
...

Skittles Colon taste the Asshole

(ABQH3)

goat so good

(WCH3)

Hose Handler

(EPH3)

Virgin Whisperer

(OmahaH3)

Ghettoman

(TH3)

Tomorrow Never Cums

(Alamogordo)

Lock Nut Monster

(BigHumpH3)

Spits and Dribbles

(WH3)

Oxford Coma

(Abq)

Just Hayley

(ABQH3)

Wave humper

(EPH3)

Chestnut Hermosa

(OKCW3H3)

Ice Ice Crazie

(VoodooH3)

Rectal Rabbi

(SPIILH3)

Piggy Style

(ABQH3)

Sticky Facial

jHavelina H3
...

Grandma’s Rig 2 Big

El Paso Hash House Harriers
...

Pour some wookie on me

(BJH3)

Epic Fail

Houston H3
In my defense, it's is...

Inappropriate

(Houston H3)

Put a Baby in Me

Vag H3
Shower Beers!!

Taj Ma Ballz

Alamogordo H3
...

Donut Holer

(MosquitoH3)

Pussy Whipt

Wandering Whore H3
...

Butt Plug FRED

(EBH3)

Scar Tissue

San Diego Humpin' H3
...

Pan tera

(EPH3)

Floppy Dicks

WaWhH3
...

Premature hashturbation

(IEH3)

Shitty Orgy Daycare

Tidewater H3
...

Mrs. Robinson

(EPH3)

Eat My Pussy

San Francisco H3
...

Ivan WallCum

Alamogordo Hash House Harriers
...

Octopussy

(Houston)

Boujee

Bad Decisions Hash House Harriers
#BoujeeAF

Ambidickstrous

(ABQH3)

Sperm Donor

(SCH3)

Lost and Pound

South Lake Tahoe H3 / SLuT H3
...

Baconwrap

(EPH3)

Touching Me Softly

(AH3)

Thumper Can’t Pump Her

(EPH3)

Mr hot and ready

(EPH3)

Twatwurst

(BSH3)

Cum So Hard Me Die

(DenverH3)

Cumming About

Larryville Hash House Harriers
...

TaunTaun Poontang (aka Poonie)

Albuqerque Hash House Harriers
...

Whoop Areola

Okinawa H3
...

Sweaty Nipples, Surprise!

(CTrH3)

FingerWave

(OmahaH3)

4skin Felon

(EPH3)

MotherTrucker

(Albuquerque H3)

McPisser

(Houston H3)

Grandpa's Next

(Wandering Whore H3)

Grand theft auto

(Colorado Kimchi)

Only Cums in a Kids Meal

(Humpin)

Clearly not a Hooker

(SurfCityH3)

Meatless Wonder

(AH3)

Sex-O-Fence

Carsin Shitty H3
...

How Do You Like My Headlights NOW

(BigHumpH3)

Louis L'Amour the Graveyard Whore

(KissMyH3)

Calendar Girl

(Lost Boobs Phoenix)

Halloweenie Beerdini

(Wandering Whore H3)

Deep Throat

Texoma H3
There could be demos!

Used Rubber

(EPH3)

Whorechata

(ECH3)

Look at that hole

Beaver Hole H3
...

Tether Heather

Alamogordo H3
...

Pamela Gasterson

(EPH3)

Princess labia

(Phxh3)

Bearded Clam

(jHavH3)

Once upon a time in 69 ........ I was almost the 8th (or more simply just Dot)

(Albuquerque)

Just LaVerne

(SWH3)

Sicilian Family Portrait

(AVLH3)

FuckAble

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers
...

Just kneel and Bob

(FTWH3)

Daddy WarFucks

(SAH3)

i Raq the pussy

(EPH3)

my teacher made me cum

(Border jumper H3)

Desperate Lay

(CRapidsH3)

Sensitive New Age Nipples

(Whoreman H3)

Boot Scoot Nookie (BSN)

(BJH3)

Ben Dover R My Panties Showin’

(DallasH3)

Shame Eww

(BJH3)

Petrified Wood

(Moon Over My Sac H3)

just Casey

(ABQH3)

BenWa

(DenverH3)

Mac Splatty

Coyote Ugly Hash House Harriers
...

Altered Boy

(BoiseH3)

DePANTSipation Proclamation

Skull & Boners H3
In luto et sanguinem b...

Just Melissa

(BDH3)

Whore's Whisperer

I hash all the Denver & Boulder kennels
...

Phlogging Poly

(NomadH3)

Came for a Week

Tidewater H3
...

Just Jake

(ABQH3)

2 Girls One Juan

(EPH3)

Virgin Venus

(ABQH3)

Ralph In The Mouth

(BJH3)

Alfraido Orgys

California Larrikins
...

$3 box

Dallas Fort-Worth
...

John Wang

(EPH3)

Betty Crotch Popper

(MosquitoH3)

I’d Fuck Me!

(Anchorage H3)

Don't Tell My Wife

Texoma H3
Shhhh!

Shig Eating Grin

Dayton Hash House Harriers
...

H2ho

(EPH3)

ELBOWS DEEP

(S2H3)

Sharin’ Cocks

(Alamogordo Hash H...)

Lick Stick

(NomadH3)

SofaKing

(KissMyH3)

House Shitter

(SAH3)

Seven Deadly Dwarves

(KissMyH3)

Breaking Vag

(ABQH3)

Manshatten Project

San Antonio Hash House Harriers
Never trust a fart aft...

Chum Bucket Communion

Bushwhackers H3
...

Penis blowjob star wars name

(Tulsa H3)