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Tex-Mex Intercourse Fiesta 2026

01/15 07:00 PM to 01/19 07:00 PM

A Hash Weekend

Cost: $100

"TEXMEX INTERCOURSE FIESTA HASH 2026"

Our biggest event of the year. Come celebrate 20+ years with us!!
It's 5 days of hashing and debauchery. Jan 15th - Jan 19th, 2026 and you're invited.
Plan your vacation ahead of time or quit your job, this is worth it.

To Register please complete and submit your payment to:
"PayPal to pinkslit_69@yahoo.com. Chose the family & friends option so we won’t get charged an extra fee."

THEME:
CIRCUS WONDERLAND!!

FRIDAY - Circus freak show: ringmaster, sexy circus performers, magicians, jugglers, acrobats, strongest man, tattooed ladies, clowns and carnies, etc

SATURDAY - Carnival! The world is a circus. Brightest and elaborate party attire!

To Register please complete and submit your payment to:
"PayPal to pinkslit_69@yahoo.com. Chose the family & friends option so we won’t get charged an extra fee."


CIRCUS WONDERLAND!!

COSTUMES / FLASH LIGHT / ANTIBIOTICS /

Location Details

Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922

Start Location TBA

Holiday Inn West El Paso

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900 Sunland Park Drive El. Paso TX 79922

Schedule of Events

7 PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, Hares: TBA Theme: keep it simple: “Blast from the Past.” Wear something, anything from a previous Tex-Mex. Anything from an old Tex-Mex T-shirt to a full costume. Hares will provide some prizes for really old or creative outfits. YELLOW CHALK


9AM- BORDER JUMPERS WILL LAY TRAIL, BJ STYLE- Bring your spare liver. Hares: Choco & Wookie – Orange Chalk
• 3 PM: Ceremonial tapping of the Keg @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 2:30-4:30 PM: Registration -El Paso H3 Harriettes will sign you in and hand you YOUR PACKAGE OF GOODIES @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 in the Small Event Room by Front Desk
• 5-6 PM: Dinner Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 6:45 -7:00 – Uhaul’s will take us to Point A of pubcrawl. If you prefer to Uber, see Point A below.
• 7:30 PM: Pubcrawl Point A –TBA: HARES: LeeRoy n Stiches & Beer Battered DRESS THEME: Blast Circus freak show: ringmaster, sexy circus performers, magicians, jugglers, acrobats, strongest man, tattooed ladies, clowns and carnies, etc...WHITE CHALK


8AM: Breakfast 8-10am - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West.
• 9-10AM: Late Registration (Wanker's Only!) Haberdashery TIME!! Shout out to Haberdashers bring your Shitty hash gear to sell!!
• 10:00 AM: Beer Mile Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. Hares: LeeRoyPINK CHALK
• 10:30 AM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. MEXico TRAIL - 10:30 SHARP! Hares for the MEXico DRUG RUN TRAIL – Hoser - You will need a valid/current passport for the Mexico Trail – GREEN CHALK
• 12:30PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. TEXAss TRAIL - 12:30 SHARP! Hares: Just Doesn't Grow - BLUE CHALK
• 6-7 PM: Dinner - Large Ballroom
• 8:30 PM: Party dance at the Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. Theme: Carnival! The world is a circus. Brightest and elaborate party attire!


8-10AM: Breakfast - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 10:00AM: Butt Scrabble- BackSide Bayou & Sperm Whale will be the sharpie ASS artists!
• Shout out to Haberdashers bring your shitty hash gear to sell!!
• 10:00AM-Draft Punk H3 – Bring your craft beers to share, a vessel, your prepped liver, and a friend. Look for details on FB.
• 11:00 AM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 THE WORLD-FAMOUS ASSHOLE TRAIL! 13-on up miles or more. Point A: Hares – Beer Battered & Spermy WHITE CHALK
• 1 :00 PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922- TURKEY TRAIL, 5-7 miles, Hares: Harder - GREEN CHALK
• 6-07 PM: The last Supper - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922


11 AM: HANGOVER TRAIL YA'LL!!! Point A - Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 Hare: E.R.I.C. & Pinky - PINK CHALK


Public Event

See the full list!

300 Hashers came

including:

Backside Bayou

(AlamoH3)

Cums Thru Jesus

Charleston Heretics H3
...

MotherTrucker

(Albuquerque H3)

Kinkee Ken Klimaxer (KKK)

Lotsa Damn Shiggy Hash House Harriers
...

Small in the Back Big in the Front

Survivor Hash House Harriers
...

Calendar Girl

(Lost Boobs Phoenix)

TaunTaun Poontang (aka Poonie)

Albuqerque Hash House Harriers
...

Just Bianca

(AlamoH3)

Choco Taco

(BJH3)

Stank Ass

Corpus Christi H3
...

Virgin Venus

(ABQH3)

Just Joe

(Las Cruces H3)

I’d Fuck Me Too

(EPH3)

4skin Felon

(EPH3)

Virgin Whisperer

(OmahaH3)

Beaver chaser

Big Hump H3
...

Harder than a 5th grader

(EPH3)

Grand theft auto

(Colorado Kimchi)

Ambidickstrous

(ABQH3)

Cameltoe Hooker

(DUHHH)

Deep Chocolate

San Diego Humpin' H3
...

Auto Erotic Fixation

Albuqerque Hash House Harriers
...

Grand Theft boxer

(ECH3)

Turtle Dick

(MosquitoH3)

A Shot or Tuah

(AlamoH3)

Joystick finger fucker

(EPH3)

OnomatoPREA

Downtown Wilmington H3
You're Welcome

Octopussy

(Houston)

Reverse Bogart

(W3H3)

Muddie Buttie

Tacoma H3
...

KIRBY

MEOWH3
...

Epic Fail

Houston H3
In my defense, it's is...

Shame Eww

(BJH3)

Mistress of Masochism (MOM)

(Alamogordo)

Uncle Bondage, Esq!

Bear Bottom Hash House Harriers
...

House Shitter

(SAH3)

my teacher made me cum

(Border jumper H3)

Donut Holer

(MosquitoH3)

Petrified Wood

(Moon Over My Sac H3)

Wave humper

(EPH3)

Ain’t nuthin but a horn dog

California Larrikins
...

CAVEMAN

Albuqerque Hash House Harriers
...

Party Pooper

Albuqerque Hash House Harriers
...

Swiper No Swiping

(TH3)

Baker’s Dozen’t

(SurfCityH3)

Bi The Numbers

(El Paso Hash Hous...)

Whore's Whisperer

I hash all the Denver & Boulder kennels
...

Skittles Colon taste the Asshole

(ABQH3)

Sticky Facial

jHavelina H3
...

Taj Ma Ballz

Alamogordo H3
...

Son of a Swinger Man

(CTrH3)

Chum Bucket Communion

Bushwhackers H3
...

Halfpipe

(ABQH3)

Only Cums in a Kids Meal

(Humpin)

Sensitive New Age Nipples

(Whoreman H3)

Boot Scoot Nookie (BSN)

(BJH3)

Bigger Better Faster Deeper

(Sacramento H3)

Premature hashturbation

(IEH3)

Whole Lotta Cum

Albuqerque Hash House Harriers
...

Big booty hoe

(EPH3)

just Casey

(ABQH3)

H2ho

(EPH3)

Manshatten Project

San Antonio Hash House Harriers
Never trust a fart aft...

Floppy Dicks

WaWhH3
...

McPisser

(Houston H3)

Shig Eating Grin

Dayton Hash House Harriers
...

Swamp Gravy

DC Road Whores
Say sometimes to drugs.

Look at that hole

Beaver Hole H3
...

Twatwurst

(BSH3)

Chicken Bag

(Corpus Christi H3)

Fist Her Twice

(MosquitoH3)

Lock Nut Monster

(BigHumpH3)

I'll Pack Her

Bushwhackers H3
...

Touching Me Softly

(AH3)

Helen Keller Hand Job

Charleston Heretics H3
...

I-10 Hoe

(EPH3)

Cuckold and Cuddle

Wasatch Hash House Harriers
...

Boujee

Bad Decisions Hash House Harriers
#BoujeeAF

Fuckin Spiders Man

Gentlemens Quarter H3
Master of disguise

Betty Crotch Popper

(MosquitoH3)

Whorechata

(ECH3)

Princess labia

(Phxh3)

Put a Baby in Me

Vag H3
Shower Beers!!

Vaginal Vortex

(RPH3)

Cookies N Cum

(SFH3)

Dancing Queef

(EPH3)

Seven Deadly Dwarves

(KissMyH3)

Through the Looking Ass

(Larryville Hash H...)

Breaking Vag

(ABQH3)

Chestnut Hermosa

(OKCW3H3)

E.R.I.C.

(TBH3 / EPH3)

Sicilian Family Portrait

(AVLH3)

Sperm Donor

(SCH3)

Alfraido Orgys

California Larrikins
...

Penis blowjob star wars name

(Tulsa H3)

Choir cock

(LBH3)

Shut up! I’m Sparkling!

Dallas Fort-Worth
...

Ivan WallCum

Alamogordo Hash House Harriers
...

Be A Pisser

(EPH3)

Leather Lovelips

(Wrong Way Hash Ho...)

Damn Jina

El Paso Hash House Harriers
...

Onomatopenis

Albuqerque Hash House Harriers
...

Cunts Way Low

(EPH3)

My Precious GB

(RPH3)

Phlogging Poly

(NomadH3)

FingerWave

(OmahaH3)

The Quicker Picker Upper

(SAH3)

Cumming About

Larryville Hash House Harriers
...

Ottoman Cumpire

(BigHumpH3)

Red bed redemption

(EPH3)

Remember the AlaMILF

(IWSH3)

Pink Slit

El Paso Hash House Harriers
...

Eat=mycunt2wice

(EPH3)

Stripper Lickin Good

(EPH3)

Clamarindo

(EPH3)

Deep Throat

Texoma H3
There could be demos!

Blinded by Boobs

Phoenix H3
...

Altered Boy

(BoiseH3)

ELBOWS DEEP

(S2H3)

Llama Llama Ding Dong

(ICBINMH3)

Rock Cock

(BRCH3)

Radioactits

Las Vegas Hash House Harriers (vlv!)
...

Daddy WarFucks

(SAH3)

Just kneel and Bob

(FTWH3)

FuckAble

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers
...

The pickle maker

Palm Beach H3 (Corned Beef and Hurricane H3)
...

Whoop Areola

Okinawa H3
...

Ghettoman

(TH3)

Bump Her Stick Her

Austin Hash House Harriers
...

Desperate Lay

(CRapidsH3)

Go Speed Racist

(Poznań H3)

Ghettoman +1

(FEH3)

Fur On Fur Off

(CLH3)

Just Hayley

(ABQH3)

Louis L'Amour the Graveyard Whore

(KissMyH3)

Pamela Gasterson

(EPH3)

Dungeons and Crayons

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers
...

Strap Off

Memphis H3
...

Nanny Pokely

(LVH3vlv)

Don't Tell My Wife

Texoma H3
Shhhh!

Sharin’ Cocks

(Alamogordo Hash H...)

Wrap It Up

Memphis H3
...

Just Daisy

(MiamiH3)

Dickscriminator

(EPH3)

Spits and Dribbles

(WH3)

Dude Where's My Cheeto

(EPH3)

Leeroy & Stitches

El Paso Hash House Harriers
...

Hose Handler

(EPH3)

Halloweenie Beerdini

(Wandering Whore H3)

Stop, Drop, & Anal

(Alamogordo)

Sweet Holes Alabama

jHavelina H3
...

Froggy Style

Big Hump H3
...

i Raq the pussy

(EPH3)

Shiver me titters

(Bjh3)

Squat Twat

(DenverH3)

Anal Disabilities

Alamogordo
...

Five Angry Inches

(SFH3)

Arkansodomy

Keep Austin Weird Hash House Harriers
...

Fuck Dem Kids

Tidewater H3
...

Annular Fuckstuck

(ABQH3)

Mucho Mochi Sucky Sucky

Tequila y Tacos Hash House Harriettes
...

8-Bit Dick

(Alamogordo)

Red Beard

Memphis H3
...

Anal Sanctuary

(Tidewater H3)

Ben Dover R My Panties Showin’

(DallasH3)

The Fast & Bike-urious

(FEH3)

Goo Shoe Pork

(MiHiHuHa)

Mac Splatty

Coyote Ugly Hash House Harriers
...

Scar Tissue

San Diego Humpin' H3
...

U*Holy Mother Fluffer

Alamogordo Hash House Harriers
“Ma” The Meatloaf!

Flours for Anal Bum

(SurfCityH3)

Just Melissa

(BDH3)

Wicked Itch of the Yeast

(KissMyH3)

Baconwrap

(EPH3)

Grandma’s Rig 2 Big

El Paso Hash House Harriers
...

Pour some wookie on me

(BJH3)

Evaporated MILF

(BJH3)

How Do You Like My Headlights NOW

(BigHumpH3)

Space Invader

Eugene H3
...

Inappropriate

(Houston H3)

goat so good

(WCH3)

$3 box

Dallas Fort-Worth
...

Tits Baaaaad

(SAH3)

Horny McRib

(EPH3)

EEE-WHORE

(ABQH3)

Once upon a time in 69 ........ I was almost the 8th (or more simply just Dot)

(Albuquerque)

Beer Battered

(El Paso Hash Hous...)

Mouth Queef

(Reno H3)

PBelly

(EPH3)

Sperm Whale

Alamogordo H3
...

PG 6"

(ABQH3)

BenWa

(DenverH3)

Sex-O-Fence

Carsin Shitty H3
...

Free My Willy

(OmahaH3)

Erection ResErection

Albuqerque Hash House Harriers
...

Sweaty Nipples, Surprise!

(CTrH3)

KinkHerBell

(ABQH3)

SnowBall White

(Alamogordo)

Lick Stick

(NomadH3)

Speedy Stud Bumper

(KissMyH3)

Not Your Scissor Sister

(AlamoH3)

Spring-Loaded Pussy

(OmahaH3)

Old Faithful

Mosquito Hash House Harriers
https://welltecglobal-...

Shitter Splitter

(Sacramento H3)

Pink Eye

San Diego Hash House Harriers
...

Cums Up Wet

(StarCityH3)

Piggy Style

(ABQH3)

Tomorrow Never Cums

(Alamogordo)

Queen

(EBH3)

What Wouldn't Debbie Do

Osan Bulgogi Hash House Harriers
...

Sleazy Baked Lovin

San Antonio Hash House Harriers
...

Eager Beat Her

Las Cruces Hash House Harriers
...

Used Rubber

(EPH3)

Faux Mo

(MemphisH3)

The Finishing Touch

Chattanooga Choo Choo Hash House Harriers
...

Salty Mudflaps

(EPH3)

Grand Theft Anal

(A2H3)

ManAids

California Larrikins
ManAids Patch

Meatless Wonder

(AH3)

I’d Fuck Me!

(Anchorage H3)

Just Doesn't Grow

(EPH3)

OSAMA Bin Hashing

DC Road Whores
...

Just Cruz

(Alamogordo H3 )

Peters Out

Alamogordo H3
...

G.E.I.C.O

Kiss My Hash House Harriers
...

Alley Cat

(KAW!H3)

Deep in the throat of Tex Mex

(Shit show butt ho...)

Tantric Arachnid Cannabis Orgasm

(ABQH3)

Runs With No Name

Tiny Hands H3
Tiny Hands Forever!!! ...

Noname kiefer(soon to have one)

(ECH3)

I don't mow lawns, I don't shovel snow, I don't do ass to mouth.

(SLUT-DH3)

Bitch dont know shit

(Palm Beach H3 (Co...)

My little pony keg

(California Larrik...)

Gingervitis

(San Francisco H3)

SofaKing

(KissMyH3)

Just Murph

(ABQH3)

Dick First Ass Up

East Bay Hash House Harriers
...

Thumper Can’t Pump Her

(EPH3)

Piss in Puss

(WH3)

Tijuana Donkey Fluffer

(Moon Over My Sac H3 )

Shitty Orgy Daycare

Tidewater H3
...

Boobs Farm

(Alamogordo)

Butt Lite

(HCH3)

Ice Ice Crazie

(VoodooH3)

Butt Plug FRED

(EBH3)

Worst Bottom Ever

East Bay Hash House Harriers
...

McRimJob

(LAH3)

Pussy Whipt

Wandering Whore H3
...

One-eyed Wetter

(MemphisH3)

Rear Ender

(ABQH3)

Clearly not a Hooker

(SurfCityH3)

Santa On Crack

( SAH3)

John Wang

(EPH3)

Rolling in the Deep

Salty Hampton Hash House Harriers
Words aren't real!

Just LaVerne

(SWH3)

DePANTSipation Proclamation

Skull & Boners H3
In luto et sanguinem b...

Pan tera

(EPH3)

Grandpa's Next

(Wandering Whore H3)

Incontinent Babe Saver

(ABQH3)

Smearmeoff

(EPH3)

Five Finger Fuck Truck

Osan Bulgogi Hash House Harriers
...

Man Jina

(EPH3)

Wrong Dong Thong

Dallas Fort-Worth
...

Just Jake

(ABQH3)

Lost and Pound

South Lake Tahoe H3 / SLuT H3
...

Foursome and Twenty Tears Ago

Albuqerque Hash House Harriers
...

2 Girls One Juan

(EPH3)

Tether Heather

Alamogordo H3
...

Eat My Pussy

San Francisco H3
...

Nodoz on the Big Hoes

(SWH3)

Came for a Week

Tidewater H3
...

Hokey Tokey

(LongBeach H3)

Kibbles ‘n Vomit

Tidewater H3
...

Better brown than down

(KissMyH3)

Scent of a Man

(Wasatch H3)

Rectal Rabbi

(SPIILH3)

Cum So Hard Me Die

(DenverH3)

Hon Hon Hon Titty Croissants

(LDSH3)

Mr hot and ready

(EPH3)

Sex Doll Serial Killer

(BoulderH3)

Oxford Coma

(Abq)

Bearded Clam

(jHavH3)

Scruffy Mc Fucky

(Colorado Kimchi)

Mrs. Robinson

(EPH3)

Ralph In The Mouth

(BJH3)

Rotten fruit hanging

(BJH3)

Jennatailia

Anchorage Alaska H3
...

Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast

Salty Hampton Hash House Harriers
Spicy Pineapple