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Organizers:
Tex-Mex Intercourse Fiesta 2026
01/15 07:00 PM to 01/19 07:00 PM
A Hash Weekend
Cost: $100
"TEXMEX INTERCOURSE FIESTA HASH 2026"
Our biggest event of the year. Come celebrate 20+ years with us!!
It's 5 days of hashing and debauchery. Jan 15th - Jan 19th, 2026 and you're invited.
Plan your vacation ahead of time or quit your job, this is worth it.
To Register please complete and submit your payment to:
"PayPal to pinkslit_69@yahoo.com. Chose the family & friends option so we won’t get charged an extra fee."
THEME:
CIRCUS WONDERLAND!!
FRIDAY - Circus freak show: ringmaster, sexy circus performers, magicians, jugglers, acrobats, strongest man, tattooed ladies, clowns and carnies, etc
SATURDAY - Carnival! The world is a circus. Brightest and elaborate party attire!
To Register please complete and submit your payment to:
"PayPal to pinkslit_69@yahoo.com. Chose the family & friends option so we won’t get charged an extra fee."
CIRCUS WONDERLAND!!
COSTUMES / FLASH LIGHT / ANTIBIOTICS /
Location Details
Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
Start Location TBA
Schedule of Events
7 PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, Hares: TBA Theme: TBA
9AM- BORDER JUMPERS WILL LAY TRAIL, BJ STYLE- Bring your spare liver. Hares: TBA – Orange Chalk
• 3 PM: Ceremonial tapping of the Keg @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 2:30-4:30 PM: Registration -El Paso H3 Harriettes will sign you in and hand you YOUR PACKAGE OF GOODIES @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 in the Small Event Room by Front Desk
• 5-6 PM: Dinner Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 6:45 -7:00 – Uhaul’s will take us to Point A of pubcrawl. If you prefer to Uber, see Point A below.
• 7:30 PM: Pubcrawl Point A –TBA: DRESS THEME: Blast Circus freak show: ringmaster, sexy circus performers, magicians, jugglers, acrobats, strongest man, tattooed ladies, clowns and carnies, etc
8AM: Breakfast 8-10am - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West.
• 9-10AM: Late Registration (Wanker's Only!) Haberdashery TIME!! Shout out to Haberdashers bring your Shitty hash gear to sell!!
• 10:00 AM: Beer Mile Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. Hares: LeeRoy
• 10:30 AM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. MEXico TRAIL - 10:30 SHARP! Hares for the MEXico DRUG RUN TRAIL – TBA - You will need a valid/current passport for the Mexico Trail – Green Chalk
• 12:30PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. TEXAss TRAIL - 12:30 SHARP! Hares: TBA - Blue Chalk
• 6-7 PM: Dinner - Large Ballroom
• 8:30 PM: Party dance at the Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West.
8-10AM: Breakfast - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 10:00AM: Butt Scrabble- BackSide Bayou & Sperm Whale will be the sharpie ASS artists!
• Shout out to Haberdashers bring your shitty hash gear to sell!!
• 10:00AM-Draft Punk H3 – Bring your craft beers to share, a vessel, your prepped liver, and a friend. Look for details on FB.
• 11:00 AM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 THE WORLD-FAMOUS ASSHOLE TRAIL! 13-on up miles or more. Point A: Hares – TBA
• 1 :00 PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922- TURKEY TRAIL, 5-7 miles, Hares: TBA - Green chalk
• 6-07 PM: The last Supper - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
10 AM: HANGOVER TRAIL YA'LL!!! Point A - Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 Hare: TBA
Public Event
including:
Better brown than down
(KissMyH3)
Deep in the throat of Tex Mex
(Shit show butt ho...)
Remember the AlaMILF
(IWSH3)
goat so good
(WCH3)
Cum So Hard Me Die
(DenverH3)
SofaKing
(KissMyH3)
Scent of a Man
(Wasatch H3)
Bigger Better Faster Deeper
(Sacramento H3)
Butt Plug FRED
(EBH3)
Once upon a time in 69 ........ I was almost the 8th (or more simply just Dot)
(Albuquerque)
Butt Lite
(HCH3)
Tomorrow Never Cums
(Alamogordo)
Louis L'Amour the Graveyard Whore
(KissMyH3)
Joystick finger fucker
(EPH3)
Grand Theft boxer
(ECH3)
Sperm Donor
(SCH3)
Boobs Farm
(Alamogordo)
Baker’s Dozen’t
(SurfCityH3)
Pamela Gasterson
(EPH3)
How Do You Like My Headlights NOW
(BigHumpH3)
Just Doesn't Grow
(EPH3)
Virgin Whisperer
(OmahaH3)
Mistress of Masochism (MOM)
(Alamogordo)
Halloweenie Beerdini
(Wandering Whore H3)
Turtle Dick
(MosquitoH3)
Nodoz on the Big Hoes
(SWH3)
Salty Mudflaps
(EPH3)
Catalina Shit Mixer
(Albuquerque Hash ...)
Son of a Swinger Man
(CTrH3)
Cums Up Wet
(StarCityH3)
Grand theft auto
(Colorado Kimchi)
Big booty hoe
(EPH3)
Just Bianca
(AlamoH3)
Donut Holer
(MosquitoH3)
Sicilian Family Portrait
(AVLH3)
The Quicker Picker Upper
(SAH3)
Cookies N Cum
(SFH3)
Just LaVerne
(SWH3)
Bearded Clam
(jHavH3)
Ass Transit
(SDH3)
Cameltoe Hooker
(DUHHH)
Grandpa's Next
(Wandering Whore H3)
2 Much 4 Me
(BJH3)
Tantric Arachnid Cannabis Orgasm
(ABQH3)
E.R.I.C.
(TBH3 / EPH3)
Be A Pisser
(EPH3)
Tits Baaaaad
(SAH3)
my teacher made me cum
(Border jumper H3)
Dick Lover
(TCH)
Daddy WarFucks
(SAH3)
Rear Ender
(ABQH3)
Free My Willy
(OmahaH3)
Chestnut Hermosa
(OKCW3H3)
Annular Fuckstuck
(ABQH3)
Harder than a 5th grader
(EPH3)
Goo Shoe Pork
(MiHiHuHa)
Sharin’ Cocks
(Alamogordo Hash H...)
Clamarindo
(EPH3)
Just Joe
(Las Cruces H3)
Ambidickstrous
(ABQH3)
Fur On Fur Off
(CLH3)
EEE-WHORE
(ABQH3)
Not Your Scissor Sister
(AlamoH3)
Stripper Lickin Good
(EPH3)
Evaporated MILF
(BJH3)
Just kneel and Bob
(FTWH3)
FingerWave
(OmahaH3)
Choco Taco
(BJH3)
Nanny Pokely
(LVH3vlv)
Skittles Colon taste the Asshole
(ABQH3)
Just Rachel
(Bell Scott H3)
Mouth Queef
(Reno H3)
House Shitter
(SAH3)
Man Jina
(EPH3)
Gingervitis
(San Francisco H3)
Wifey doesn’t know
(EPH3)
Inappropriate
(Houston H3)
Speedy Stud Bumper
(KissMyH3)
Penis blowjob star wars name
(Tulsa H3)
MotherTrucker
(Albuquerque H3)
Piss in Puss
(WH3)
Just Jake
(ABQH3)
I don't mow lawns, I don't shovel snow, I don't do ass to mouth.
(SLUT-DH3)
Tijuana Donkey Fluffer
(Moon Over My Sac H3 )
PBelly
(EPH3)
Grand Theft Anal
(A2H3)
Princess labia
(Phxh3)
Llama Llama Ding Dong
(ICBINMH3)
Used Rubber
(EPH3)
Blood dance kid
(PhoenixH3)
Dancing Queef
(EPH3)
Twatwurst
(BSH3)
Mrs. Robinson
(EPH3)
Choir cock
(LBH3)
Ralph In The Mouth
(BJH3)
Ghettoman
(TH3)
Dickscriminator
(EPH3)
Scruffy Mc Fucky
(Colorado Kimchi)
Just Murph
(ABQH3)
Weiner Waiver
(ABQH3)
7 Daddies & the Soggy Biscuit
(MiHiHuHa)
Backside Bayou
(AlamoH3)
Seven Deadly Dwarves
(KissMyH3)
Through the Looking Ass
(Larryville Hash H...)
Petrified Wood
(Moon Over My Sac H3)
i Raq the pussy
(EPH3)
Baconwrap
(EPH3)
Wave humper
(EPH3)
Breaking Vag
(ABQH3)
Reverse Bogart
(W3H3)
Spring-Loaded Pussy
(OmahaH3)
PG 6"
(ABQH3)
Desperate Lay
(CRapidsH3)
Chicken Bag
(Corpus Christi H3)
Dick the Boy Wonder
(Texas Crab Hash)
Silence of the Yams
(DenverH3)
Ben Dover R My Panties Showin’
(DallasH3)
Meatless Wonder
(AH3)
Hon Hon Hon Titty Croissants
(LDSH3)
John Wang
(EPH3)
Halfpipe
(ABQH3)
BenWa
(DenverH3)
Two Lips
(CUH3 )
McPisser
(Houston H3)
Leather Lovelips
(Wrong Way Hash Ho...)
Sweaty Nipples, Surprise!
(CTrH3)
My little pony keg
(California Larrik...)
Just Cruz
(Alamogordo H3 )
Stop, Drop, & Anal
(Alamogordo)
Bitch dont know shit
(Palm Beach H3 (Co...)
Pan tera
(EPH3)
I’d Fuck Me!
(Anchorage H3)
Thumper Can’t Pump Her
(EPH3)
A Shot or Tuah
(AlamoH3)
Virgin Venus
(ABQH3)
I-10 Hoe
(EPH3)
8-Bit Dick
(Alamogordo)
The Fast & Bike-urious
(FEH3)
Cunts Way Low
(EPH3)
My Precious GB
(RPH3)
SnowBall White
(Alamogordo)
Shame Eww
(BJH3)
Dude Where's My Cheeto
(EPH3)
Eat=mycunt2wice
(EPH3)
Shiver me titters
(Bjh3)
Sex Doll Serial Killer
(BoulderH3)
4skin Felon
(EPH3)
Ice Ice Crazie
(VoodooH3)
Incontinent Babe Saver
(ABQH3)
I’d Fuck Me Too
(EPH3)
McRimJob
(LAH3)
Shitter Splitter
(Sacramento H3)
Screws ON First
(Bell Scott H3)
Spits and Dribbles
(WH3)
Faux Mo
(MemphisH3)
Ghettoman +1
(FEH3)
Hokey Tokey
(LongBeach H3)
KinkHerBell
(ABQH3)
Horny McRib
(EPH3)
Piggy Style
(ABQH3)
Queen
(EBH3)
Sensitive New Age Nipples
(Whoreman H3)
Alley Cat
(KAW!H3)
Just Hayley
(ABQH3)
2 Girls One Juan
(EPH3)
Santa On Crack
( SAH3)
Wicked Itch of the Yeast
(KissMyH3)
H2ho
(EPH3)
ELBOWS DEEP
(S2H3)
Squat Twat
(DenverH3)
Betty Crotch Popper
(MosquitoH3)
Vaginal Vortex
(RPH3)
Bi The Numbers
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Octopussy
(Houston)
Clearly not a Hooker
(SurfCityH3)
Go Speed Racist
(Poznań H3)
Touching Me Softly
(AH3)
Rock Cock
(BRCH3)
Calendar Girl
(Lost Boobs Phoenix)
Fist Her Twice
(MosquitoH3)
Ottoman Cumpire
(BigHumpH3)
Red bed redemption
(EPH3)
Beer Battered
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Phlogging Poly
(NomadH3)
Smearmeoff
(EPH3)
Premature hashturbation
(IEH3)
Five Angry Inches
(SFH3)
Anal Sanctuary
(Tidewater H3)
Lock Nut Monster
(BigHumpH3)
Lick Stick
(NomadH3)
Flours for Anal Bum
(SurfCityH3)
Horse Sex Noises
(MiHiHuHa)
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