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Tex-Mex Intercourse Fiesta 2026

01/15 07:00 PM to 01/19 07:00 PM

A Hash Weekend

Cost: $100

"TEXMEX INTERCOURSE FIESTA HASH 2026"
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Our biggest event of the year. Come celebrate 20+ years with us!!
It's 5 days of hashing and debauchery. Jan 15th - Jan 19th, 2026 and you're invited.
Plan your vacation ahead of time or quit your job, this is worth it.

To Register please complete and submit your payment to:
"PayPal to pinkslit_69@yahoo.com. Chose the family & friends option so we won’t get charged an extra fee."

THEME:
CIRCUS WONDERLAND!!

FRIDAY - Circus freak show: ringmaster, sexy circus performers, magicians, jugglers, acrobats, strongest man, tattooed ladies, clowns and carnies, etc

SATURDAY - Carnival! The world is a circus. Brightest and elaborate party attire!

To Register please complete and submit your payment to:
"PayPal to pinkslit_69@yahoo.com. Chose the family & friends option so we won’t get charged an extra fee."


CIRCUS WONDERLAND!!

COSTUMES / FLASH LIGHT / ANTIBIOTICS /

Location Details

Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922

Start Location TBA

Holiday Inn West El Paso

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900 Sunland Park Drive El. Paso TX 79922

Schedule of Events

7 PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, Hares: TBA Theme: keep it simple: “Blast from the Past.” Wear something, anything from a previous Tex-Mex. Anything from an old Tex-Mex T-shirt to a full costume. Hares will provide some prizes for really old or creative outfits. YELLOW CHALK


9AM- BORDER JUMPERS WILL LAY TRAIL, BJ STYLE- Bring your spare liver. Hares: Choco & Wookie – Orange Chalk
• 3 PM: Ceremonial tapping of the Keg @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 2:30-4:30 PM: Registration -El Paso H3 Harriettes will sign you in and hand you YOUR PACKAGE OF GOODIES @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 in the Small Event Room by Front Desk
• 5-6 PM: Dinner Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 6:45 -7:00 – Uhaul’s will take us to Point A of pubcrawl. If you prefer to Uber, see Point A below.
• 7:30 PM: Pubcrawl Point A –TBA: HARES: LeeRoy n Stiches & Beer Battered DRESS THEME: Blast Circus freak show: ringmaster, sexy circus performers, magicians, jugglers, acrobats, strongest man, tattooed ladies, clowns and carnies, etc...WHITE CHALK


8AM: Breakfast 8-10am - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West.
• 9-10AM: Late Registration (Wanker's Only!) Haberdashery TIME!! Shout out to Haberdashers bring your Shitty hash gear to sell!!
• 10:00 AM: Beer Mile Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. Hares: LeeRoyPINK CHALK
• 10:30 AM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. MEXico TRAIL - 10:30 SHARP! Hares for the MEXico DRUG RUN TRAIL – Hoser - You will need a valid/current passport for the Mexico Trail – GREEN CHALK
• 12:30PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. TEXAss TRAIL - 12:30 SHARP! Hares: Just Doesn't Grow - BLUE CHALK
• 6-7 PM: Dinner - Large Ballroom
• 8:30 PM: Party dance at the Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. Theme: Carnival! The world is a circus. Brightest and elaborate party attire!


8-10AM: Breakfast - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 10:00AM: Butt Scrabble- BackSide Bayou & Sperm Whale will be the sharpie ASS artists!
• Shout out to Haberdashers bring your shitty hash gear to sell!!
• 10:00AM-Draft Punk H3 – Bring your craft beers to share, a vessel, your prepped liver, and a friend. Look for details on FB.
• 11:00 AM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 THE WORLD-FAMOUS ASSHOLE TRAIL! 13-on up miles or more. Point A: Hares – Beer Battered & Spermy WHITE CHALK
• 1 :00 PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922- TURKEY TRAIL, 5-7 miles, Hares: Harder - GREEN CHALK
• 6-07 PM: The last Supper - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922


11 AM: HANGOVER TRAIL YA'LL!!! Point A - Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 Hare: E.R.I.C. & Pinky - PINK CHALK


Public Event

See the full list!

300 Hashers came

including:

G.E.I.C.O

Kiss My Hash House Harriers
...

Tantric Arachnid Cannabis Orgasm

(ABQH3)

Runs With No Name

Tiny Hands H3
Tiny Hands Forever!!! ...

Baker’s Dozen’t

(SurfCityH3)

Whole Lotta Cum

Albuqerque Hash House Harriers
...

Just Bianca

(AlamoH3)

Halfpipe

(ABQH3)

Nanny Pokely

(LVH3vlv)

Mac Splatty

Coyote Ugly Hash House Harriers
...

Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast

Salty Hampton Hash House Harriers
Spicy Pineapple

Deep Chocolate

San Diego Humpin' H3
...

I’d Fuck Me Too

(EPH3)

Swiper No Swiping

(TH3)

Annular Fuckstuck

(ABQH3)

The Fast & Bike-urious

(FEH3)

Piss in Puss

(WH3)

FingerWave

(OmahaH3)

EEE-WHORE

(ABQH3)

Lock Nut Monster

(BigHumpH3)

Clearly not a Hooker

(SurfCityH3)

Dancing Queef

(EPH3)

OnomatoPREA

Downtown Wilmington H3
You're Welcome

Bi The Numbers

(El Paso Hash Hous...)

Mouth Queef

(Reno H3)

Wrong Dong Thong

Dallas Fort-Worth
...

Bump Her Stick Her

Austin Hash House Harriers
...

Turtle Dick

(MosquitoH3)

8-Bit Dick

(Alamogordo)

Anal Sanctuary

(Tidewater H3)

KinkHerBell

(ABQH3)

John Wang

(EPH3)

Floppy Dicks

WaWhH3
...

CAVEMAN

Albuqerque Hash House Harriers
...

Oxford Coma

(Abq)

The Quicker Picker Upper

(SAH3)

Tijuana Donkey Fluffer

(Moon Over My Sac H3 )

How Do You Like My Headlights NOW

(BigHumpH3)

Grandpa's Next

(Wandering Whore H3)

One-eyed Wetter

(MemphisH3)

Ghettoman

(TH3)

Harder than a 5th grader

(EPH3)

Evaporated MILF

(BJH3)

Stripper Lickin Good

(EPH3)

Sex Doll Serial Killer

(BoulderH3)

Deep in the throat of Tex Mex

(Shit show butt ho...)

Piggy Style

(ABQH3)

4skin Felon

(EPH3)

Thumper Can’t Pump Her

(EPH3)

Skittles Colon taste the Asshole

(ABQH3)

Sweet Holes Alabama

jHavelina H3
...

Santa On Crack

( SAH3)

Nodoz on the Big Hoes

(SWH3)

Pamela Gasterson

(EPH3)

Princess labia

(Phxh3)

Tether Heather

Alamogordo H3
...

House Shitter

(SAH3)

Swamp Gravy

DC Road Whores
Say sometimes to drugs.

Beer Battered

(El Paso Hash Hous...)

Mistress of Masochism (MOM)

(Alamogordo)

Daddy WarFucks

(SAH3)

Remember the AlaMILF

(IWSH3)

Louis L'Amour the Graveyard Whore

(KissMyH3)

Froggy Style

Big Hump H3
...

U*Holy Mother Fluffer “Ma”

Alamogordo Hash House Harriers
“Ma” The Meatloaf!

SnowBall White

(Alamogordo)

Cumming About

Larryville Hash House Harriers
...

Just Murph

(ABQH3)

Just LaVerne

(SWH3)

my teacher made me cum

(Border jumper H3)

Once upon a time in 69 ........ I was almost the 8th (or more simply just Dot)

(Albuquerque)

Wicked Itch of the Yeast

(KissMyH3)

Altered Boy

(BoiseH3)

Sperm Whale

Alamogordo H3
...

A Shot or Tuah

(AlamoH3)

Helen Keller Hand Job

Charleston Heretics H3
...

Wrap It Up

Memphis H3
...

Penis blowjob star wars name

(Tulsa H3)

Sensitive New Age Nipples

(Whoreman H3)

Cums Up Wet

(StarCityH3)

goat so good

(WCH3)

DePANTSipation Proclamation

Skull & Boners H3
In luto et sanguinem b...

Eager Beat Her

Las Cruces Hash House Harriers
...

Grand Theft boxer

(ECH3)

Scruffy Mc Fucky

(Colorado Kimchi)

Red Beard

Memphis H3
...

Goo Shoe Pork

(MiHiHuHa)

Choir cock

(LBH3)

Speedy Stud Bumper

(KissMyH3)

Grand theft auto

(Colorado Kimchi)

Sweaty Nipples, Surprise!

(CTrH3)

Fuck Dem Kids

Tidewater H3
...

Smearmeoff

(EPH3)

Anal Disabilities

Alamogordo
...

Mucho Mochi Sucky Sucky

Tequila y Tacos Hash House Harriettes
...

I’d Fuck Me!

(Anchorage H3)

Just Daisy

(MiamiH3)

McRimJob

(LAH3)

PBelly

(EPH3)

Shut up! I’m Sparkling!

Dallas Fort-Worth
...

Foursome and Twenty Tears Ago

Albuqerque Hash House Harriers
...

Stop, Drop, & Anal

(Alamogordo)

Dick First Ass Up

East Bay Hash House Harriers
...

Cameltoe Hooker

(DUHHH)

Sticky Facial

jHavelina H3
...

Petrified Wood

(Moon Over My Sac H3)

Virgin Whisperer

(OmahaH3)

Choco Taco

(BJH3)

Faux Mo

(MemphisH3)

ELBOWS DEEP

(S2H3)

Dungeons and Crayons

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers
...

Don't Tell My Wife

Texoma H3
Shhhh!

Worst Bottom Ever

East Bay Hash House Harriers
...

Auto Erotic Fixation

Albuqerque Hash House Harriers
...

Onomatopenis

Albuqerque Hash House Harriers
...

Fur On Fur Off

(CLH3)

Desperate Lay

(CRapidsH3)

Small in the Back Big in the Front

Survivor Hash House Harriers
...

Halloweenie Beerdini

(Wandering Whore H3)

Uncle Bondage, Esq!

Bear Bottom Hash House Harriers
...

What Wouldn't Debbie Do

Osan Bulgogi Hash House Harriers
...

Salty Mudflaps

(EPH3)

Alfraido Orgys

California Larrikins
...

Twatwurst

(BSH3)

Just Cruz

(Alamogordo H3 )

Shitter Splitter

(Sacramento H3)

My Precious GB

(RPH3)

Arkansodomy

Keep Austin Weird Hash House Harriers
...

Boujee

Bad Decisions Hash House Harriers
#BoujeeAF

Radioactits

Las Vegas Hash House Harriers (vlv!)
...

Ghettoman +1

(FEH3)

Bitch dont know shit

(Palm Beach H3 (Co...)

Meatless Wonder

(AH3)

CC-GA-Delete

Wasatch Hash House Harriers
...

Only Cums in a Kids Meal

(Humpin)

Stank Ass

Corpus Christi H3
...

Cums Thru Jesus

Charleston Heretics H3
...

Through the Looking Ass

(Larryville Hash H...)

Red bed redemption

(EPH3)

Calendar Girl

(Lost Boobs Phoenix)

Shame Eww

(BJH3)

Sex-O-Fence

Carsin Shitty H3
...

Blinded by Boobs

Phoenix H3
...

Just kneel and Bob

(FTWH3)

Sleazy Baked Lovin

San Antonio Hash House Harriers
...

Sharin’ Cocks

(Alamogordo Hash H...)

Rotten fruit hanging

(BJH3)

Pussy Whipt

Wandering Whore H3
...

Boot Scoot Nookie (BSN)

(BJH3)

Kinkee Ken Klimaxer (KKK)

Lotsa Damn Shiggy Hash House Harriers
...

Sicilian Family Portrait

(AVLH3)

Tomorrow Never Cums

(Alamogordo)

Shitty Orgy Daycare

Tidewater H3
...

Ice Ice Crazie

(VoodooH3)

Old Faithful

Mosquito Hash House Harriers
https://welltecglobal-...

Mrs. Robinson

(EPH3)

Cookies N Cum

(SFH3)

Free My Willy

(OmahaH3)

Came for a Week

Tidewater H3
...

Boobs Farm

(Alamogordo)

Cunts Way Low

(EPH3)

ManAids

California Larrikins
ManAids Patch

Butt Lite

(HCH3)

Backside Bayou

(AlamoH3)

Squat Twat

(DenverH3)

Premature hashturbation

(IEH3)

Llama Llama Ding Dong

(ICBINMH3)

Eat My Pussy

San Francisco H3
...

Eat=mycunt2wice

(EPH3)

Leeroy & Stitches

El Paso Hash House Harriers
...

Whoop Areola

Okinawa H3
...

BenWa

(DenverH3)

Just Jake

(ABQH3)

Flours for Anal Bum

(SurfCityH3)

Inappropriate

(Houston H3)

Just Hayley

(ABQH3)

Ain’t nuthin but a horn dog

California Larrikins
...

Wave humper

(EPH3)

Pink Eye

San Diego Hash House Harriers
...

Hon Hon Hon Titty Croissants

(LDSH3)

Alley Cat

(KAW!H3)

MotherTrucker

(Albuquerque H3)

Five Angry Inches

(SFH3)

Big booty hoe

(EPH3)

Shig Eating Grin

Dayton Hash House Harriers
...

Pan tera

(EPH3)

H2ho

(EPH3)

Put a Baby in Me

Vag H3
Shower Beers!!

Epic Fail

Houston H3
In my defense, it's is...

Tits Baaaaad

(SAH3)

FuckAble

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers
...

Pink Slit

El Paso Hash House Harriers
...

i Raq the pussy

(EPH3)

Shiver me titters

(Bjh3)

Mr hot and ready

(EPH3)

Donut Holer

(MosquitoH3)

Just Joe

(Las Cruces H3)

Hokey Tokey

(LongBeach H3)

Ralph In The Mouth

(BJH3)

Horny McRib

(EPH3)

Grandma’s Rig 2 Big

El Paso Hash House Harriers
...

Rolling in the Deep

Salty Hampton Hash House Harriers
Words aren't real!

Man Jina

(EPH3)

Chum Bucket Communion

Bushwhackers H3
...

Jennatailia

Anchorage Alaska H3
...

Rock Cock

(BRCH3)

Used Rubber

(EPH3)

Peters Out

Alamogordo H3
...

Better brown than down

(KissMyH3)

Leather Lovelips

(Wrong Way Hash Ho...)

Seven Deadly Dwarves

(KissMyH3)

Gingervitis

(San Francisco H3)

Deep Throat

Texoma H3
There could be demos!

Chicken Bag

(Corpus Christi H3)

Erection ResErection

Albuqerque Hash House Harriers
...

Scent of a Man

(Wasatch H3)

Strap Off

Memphis H3
...

I-10 Hoe

(EPH3)

Scar Tissue

San Diego Humpin' H3
...

My little pony keg

(California Larrik...)

Bigger Better Faster Deeper

(Sacramento H3)

Ottoman Cumpire

(BigHumpH3)

Baconwrap

(EPH3)

Hose Handler

(EPH3)

Reverse Bogart

(W3H3)

Lick Stick

(NomadH3)

Virgin Venus

(ABQH3)

Spring-Loaded Pussy

(OmahaH3)

E.R.I.C.

(TBH3 / EPH3)

Just Doesn't Grow

(EPH3)

I don't mow lawns, I don't shovel snow, I don't do ass to mouth.

(SLUT-DH3)

Not Your Scissor Sister

(AlamoH3)

$3 box

Dallas Fort-Worth
...

Son of a Swinger Man

(CTrH3)

Just Melissa

(BDH3)

Octopussy

(Houston)

Damn Jina

El Paso Hash House Harriers
...

Whore's Whisperer

I hash all the Denver & Boulder kennels
...

Go Speed Racist

(Poznań H3)

Whorechata

(ECH3)

Look at that hole

Beaver Hole H3
...

Joystick finger fucker

(EPH3)

Party Pooper

Albuqerque Hash House Harriers
...

Taj Ma Ballz

Alamogordo H3
...

Queen

(EBH3)

Manshatten Project

San Antonio Hash House Harriers
Never trust a fart aft...

SofaKing

(KissMyH3)

Betty Crotch Popper

(MosquitoH3)

Clamarindo

(EPH3)

Ben Dover R My Panties Showin’

(DallasH3)

Dickscriminator

(EPH3)

Beaver chaser

Big Hump H3
...

Pour some wookie on me

(BJH3)

Five Finger Fuck Truck

Osan Bulgogi Hash House Harriers
...

Lost and Pound

South Lake Tahoe H3 / SLuT H3
...

The Finishing Touch

Chattanooga Choo Choo Hash House Harriers
...

2 Girls One Juan

(EPH3)

Sperm Donor

(SCH3)

Be A Pisser

(EPH3)

I'll Pack Her

Bushwhackers H3
...

Kibbles ‘n Vomit

Tidewater H3
...

Touching Me Softly

(AH3)

Vaginal Vortex

(RPH3)

Fist Her Twice

(MosquitoH3)

PG 6"

(ABQH3)

McPisser

(Houston H3)

Spits and Dribbles

(WH3)

Ivan WallCum

Alamogordo Hash House Harriers
...

just Casey

(ABQH3)

Cum So Hard Me Die

(DenverH3)

Rectal Rabbi

(SPIILH3)

Fuckin Spiders Man

Gentlemens Quarter H3
Master of disguise

Rear Ender

(ABQH3)

Breaking Vag

(ABQH3)

Grand Theft Anal

(A2H3)

TaunTaun Poontang (aka Poonie)

Albuqerque Hash House Harriers
...

The pickle maker

Palm Beach H3 (Corned Beef and Hurricane H3)
...

Chestnut Hermosa

(OKCW3H3)

Bearded Clam

(jHavH3)

Ambidickstrous

(ABQH3)

Muddie Buttie

Tacoma H3
...

KIRBY

MEOWH3
...

Dude Where's My Cheeto

(EPH3)

Incontinent Babe Saver

(ABQH3)

Butt Plug FRED

(EBH3)

Phlogging Poly

(NomadH3)

Noname kiefer(soon to have one)

(ECH3)

OSAMA Bin Hashing

DC Road Whores
...

Space Invader

Eugene H3
...