Cost: $100
"TEXMEX INTERCOURSE FIESTA HASH 2026"
Our biggest event of the year. Come celebrate 20+ years with us!!
It's 5 days of hashing and debauchery. Jan 15th - Jan 19th, 2026 and you're invited.
Plan your vacation ahead of time or quit your job, this is worth it.
To Register please complete and submit your payment to:
"PayPal to pinkslit_69@yahoo.com. Chose the family & friends option so we won’t get charged an extra fee."
THEME:
CIRCUS WONDERLAND!!
FRIDAY - Circus freak show: ringmaster, sexy circus performers, magicians, jugglers, acrobats, strongest man, tattooed ladies, clowns and carnies, etc
SATURDAY - Carnival! The world is a circus. Brightest and elaborate party attire!
To Register please complete and submit your payment to:
"PayPal to pinkslit_69@yahoo.com. Chose the family & friends option so we won’t get charged an extra fee."
CIRCUS WONDERLAND!!
COSTUMES / FLASH LIGHT / ANTIBIOTICS /
Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
Start Location TBA
7 PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, Hares: TBA Theme: keep it simple: “Blast from the Past.” Wear something, anything from a previous Tex-Mex. Anything from an old Tex-Mex T-shirt to a full costume. Hares will provide some prizes for really old or creative outfits. YELLOW CHALK
9AM- BORDER JUMPERS WILL LAY TRAIL, BJ STYLE- Bring your spare liver. Hares: Choco & Wookie – Orange Chalk
• 3 PM: Ceremonial tapping of the Keg @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 2:30-4:30 PM: Registration -El Paso H3 Harriettes will sign you in and hand you YOUR PACKAGE OF GOODIES @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 in the Small Event Room by Front Desk
• 5-6 PM: Dinner Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 6:45 -7:00 – Uhaul’s will take us to Point A of pubcrawl. If you prefer to Uber, see Point A below.
• 7:30 PM: Pubcrawl Point A –TBA: HARES: LeeRoy n Stiches & Beer Battered DRESS THEME: Blast Circus freak show: ringmaster, sexy circus performers, magicians, jugglers, acrobats, strongest man, tattooed ladies, clowns and carnies, etc...WHITE CHALK
8AM: Breakfast 8-10am - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West.
• 9-10AM: Late Registration (Wanker's Only!) Haberdashery TIME!! Shout out to Haberdashers bring your Shitty hash gear to sell!!
• 10:00 AM: Beer Mile Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. Hares: LeeRoyPINK CHALK
• 10:30 AM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. MEXico TRAIL - 10:30 SHARP! Hares for the MEXico DRUG RUN TRAIL – Hoser - You will need a valid/current passport for the Mexico Trail – GREEN CHALK
• 12:30PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. TEXAss TRAIL - 12:30 SHARP! Hares: Just Doesn't Grow - BLUE CHALK
• 6-7 PM: Dinner - Large Ballroom
• 8:30 PM: Party dance at the Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. Theme: Carnival! The world is a circus. Brightest and elaborate party attire!
8-10AM: Breakfast - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 10:00AM: Butt Scrabble- BackSide Bayou & Sperm Whale will be the sharpie ASS artists!
• Shout out to Haberdashers bring your shitty hash gear to sell!!
• 10:00AM-Draft Punk H3 – Bring your craft beers to share, a vessel, your prepped liver, and a friend. Look for details on FB.
• 11:00 AM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 THE WORLD-FAMOUS ASSHOLE TRAIL! 13-on up miles or more. Point A: Hares – Beer Battered & Spermy WHITE CHALK
• 1 :00 PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922- TURKEY TRAIL, 5-7 miles, Hares: Harder - GREEN CHALK
• 6-07 PM: The last Supper - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
11 AM: HANGOVER TRAIL YA'LL!!! Point A - Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 Hare: E.R.I.C. & Pinky - PINK CHALK
including:
Ice Ice Crazie
(VoodooH3)
Inappropriate
(Houston H3)
Virgin Whisperer
(OmahaH3)
i Raq the pussy
(EPH3)
Pour some wookie on me
(BJH3)
Backside Bayou
(AlamoH3)
Boot Scoot Nookie (BSN)
(BJH3)
Shitter Splitter
(Sacramento H3)
Piss in Puss
(WH3)
Lick Stick
(NomadH3)
Just Joe
(Las Cruces H3)
Queen
(EBH3)
Phlogging Poly
(NomadH3)
Clamarindo
(EPH3)
Shiver me titters
(Bjh3)
Princess labia
(Phxh3)
Better brown than down
(KissMyH3)
Evaporated MILF
(BJH3)
Ghettoman +1
(FEH3)
House Shitter
(SAH3)
Rectal Rabbi
(SPIILH3)
Swiper No Swiping
(TH3)
Alley Cat
(KAW!H3)
Deep in the throat of Tex Mex
(Shit show butt ho...)
Dude Where's My Cheeto
(EPH3)
Beer Battered
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Choir cock
(LBH3)
Son of a Swinger Man
(CTrH3)
MotherTrucker
(Albuquerque H3)
Wicked Itch of the Yeast
(KissMyH3)
just Casey
(ABQH3)
Bearded Clam
(jHavH3)
Tomorrow Never Cums
(Alamogordo)
Hose Handler
(EPH3)
Just Murph
(ABQH3)
Just LaVerne
(SWH3)
Through the Looking Ass
(Larryville Hash H...)
Dickscriminator
(EPH3)
Cum So Hard Me Die
(DenverH3)
Stop, Drop, & Anal
(Alamogordo)
Octopussy
(Houston)
McRimJob
(LAH3)
Harder than a 5th grader
(EPH3)
Squat Twat
(DenverH3)
Red bed redemption
(EPH3)
Penis blowjob star wars name
(Tulsa H3)
Eat=mycunt2wice
(EPH3)
Scruffy Mc Fucky
(Colorado Kimchi)
Halloweenie Beerdini
(Wandering Whore H3)
Used Rubber
(EPH3)
Salty Mudflaps
(EPH3)
Ottoman Cumpire
(BigHumpH3)
Incontinent Babe Saver
(ABQH3)
Leather Lovelips
(Wrong Way Hash Ho...)
Mr hot and ready
(EPH3)
Sex Doll Serial Killer
(BoulderH3)
Butt Lite
(HCH3)
I don't mow lawns, I don't shovel snow, I don't do ass to mouth.
(SLUT-DH3)
Just Jake
(ABQH3)
Mrs. Robinson
(EPH3)
Faux Mo
(MemphisH3)
Big booty hoe
(EPH3)
My Precious GB
(RPH3)
The Fast & Bike-urious
(FEH3)
Clearly not a Hooker
(SurfCityH3)
Daddy WarFucks
(SAH3)
goat so good
(WCH3)
BenWa
(DenverH3)
SofaKing
(KissMyH3)
SnowBall White
(Alamogordo)
Fur On Fur Off
(CLH3)
Louis L'Amour the Graveyard Whore
(KissMyH3)
Smearmeoff
(EPH3)
Joystick finger fucker
(EPH3)
Cums Up Wet
(StarCityH3)
Ben Dover R My Panties Showin’
(DallasH3)
Flours for Anal Bum
(SurfCityH3)
FingerWave
(OmahaH3)
Only Cums in a Kids Meal
(Humpin)
John Wang
(EPH3)
Spring-Loaded Pussy
(OmahaH3)
Llama Llama Ding Dong
(ICBINMH3)
Sicilian Family Portrait
(AVLH3)
I’d Fuck Me!
(Anchorage H3)
Turtle Dick
(MosquitoH3)
Annular Fuckstuck
(ABQH3)
Dancing Queef
(EPH3)
I-10 Hoe
(EPH3)
Stripper Lickin Good
(EPH3)
Cameltoe Hooker
(DUHHH)
2 Girls One Juan
(EPH3)
EEE-WHORE
(ABQH3)
Altered Boy
(BoiseH3)
Scent of a Man
(Wasatch H3)
Man Jina
(EPH3)
Oxford Coma
(Abq)
Grand Theft boxer
(ECH3)
Sharin’ Cocks
(Alamogordo Hash H...)
Free My Willy
(OmahaH3)
Piggy Style
(ABQH3)
The Quicker Picker Upper
(SAH3)
Nodoz on the Big Hoes
(SWH3)
Boobs Farm
(Alamogordo)
PG 6"
(ABQH3)
Breaking Vag
(ABQH3)
Tantric Arachnid Cannabis Orgasm
(ABQH3)
Baker’s Dozen’t
(SurfCityH3)
Just Melissa
(BDH3)
Horny McRib
(EPH3)
H2ho
(EPH3)
Just Hayley
(ABQH3)
Ghettoman
(TH3)
Nanny Pokely
(LVH3vlv)
Donut Holer
(MosquitoH3)
Five Angry Inches
(SFH3)
A Shot or Tuah
(AlamoH3)
Santa On Crack
( SAH3)
PBelly
(EPH3)
I’d Fuck Me Too
(EPH3)
Just Cruz
(Alamogordo H3 )
Twatwurst
(BSH3)
McPisser
(Houston H3)
Hokey Tokey
(LongBeach H3)
Desperate Lay
(CRapidsH3)
Choco Taco
(BJH3)
Lock Nut Monster
(BigHumpH3)
8-Bit Dick
(Alamogordo)
Meatless Wonder
(AH3)
Chestnut Hermosa
(OKCW3H3)
my teacher made me cum
(Border jumper H3)
Wave humper
(EPH3)
Rear Ender
(ABQH3)
Betty Crotch Popper
(MosquitoH3)
Goo Shoe Pork
(MiHiHuHa)
Calendar Girl
(Lost Boobs Phoenix)
Touching Me Softly
(AH3)
Shame Eww
(BJH3)
Premature hashturbation
(IEH3)
My little pony keg
(California Larrik...)
Reverse Bogart
(W3H3)
Grand Theft Anal
(A2H3)
Mistress of Masochism (MOM)
(Alamogordo)
Bi The Numbers
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Tits Baaaaad
(SAH3)
Noname kiefer(soon to have one)
(ECH3)
One-eyed Wetter
(MemphisH3)
Bitch dont know shit
(Palm Beach H3 (Co...)
Seven Deadly Dwarves
(KissMyH3)
Anal Sanctuary
(Tidewater H3)
Virgin Venus
(ABQH3)
Thumper Can’t Pump Her
(EPH3)
Sweaty Nipples, Surprise!
(CTrH3)
Hon Hon Hon Titty Croissants
(LDSH3)
Petrified Wood
(Moon Over My Sac H3)
Just Daisy
(MiamiH3)
Whorechata
(ECH3)
Fist Her Twice
(MosquitoH3)
Baconwrap
(EPH3)
ELBOWS DEEP
(S2H3)
Speedy Stud Bumper
(KissMyH3)
4skin Felon
(EPH3)
Not Your Scissor Sister
(AlamoH3)
Mouth Queef
(Reno H3)
Spits and Dribbles
(WH3)
E.R.I.C.
(TBH3 / EPH3)
Cunts Way Low
(EPH3)
Just kneel and Bob
(FTWH3)
Rock Cock
(BRCH3)
Rotten fruit hanging
(BJH3)
KinkHerBell
(ABQH3)
Remember the AlaMILF
(IWSH3)
Skittles Colon taste the Asshole
(ABQH3)
Bigger Better Faster Deeper
(Sacramento H3)
Ambidickstrous
(ABQH3)
Vaginal Vortex
(RPH3)
Sperm Donor
(SCH3)
How Do You Like My Headlights NOW
(BigHumpH3)
Butt Plug FRED
(EBH3)
Once upon a time in 69 ........ I was almost the 8th (or more simply just Dot)
(Albuquerque)
Be A Pisser
(EPH3)
Tijuana Donkey Fluffer
(Moon Over My Sac H3 )
Pan tera
(EPH3)
Halfpipe
(ABQH3)
Go Speed Racist
(Poznań H3)
Grand theft auto
(Colorado Kimchi)
Chicken Bag
(Corpus Christi H3)
Gingervitis
(San Francisco H3)
Cookies N Cum
(SFH3)
Pamela Gasterson
(EPH3)
Ralph In The Mouth
(BJH3)
Just Bianca
(AlamoH3)
Just Doesn't Grow
(EPH3)
Sensitive New Age Nipples
(Whoreman H3)
Grandpa's Next
(Wandering Whore H3)
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