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Tex-Mex Intercourse Fiesta 2026

01/15 07:00 PM to 01/19 07:00 PM

A Hash Weekend

Cost: $100

"TEXMEX INTERCOURSE FIESTA HASH 2026"

Our biggest event of the year. Come celebrate 20+ years with us!!
It's 5 days of hashing and debauchery. Jan 15th - Jan 19th, 2026 and you're invited.
Plan your vacation ahead of time or quit your job, this is worth it.

To Register please complete and submit your payment to:
"PayPal to pinkslit_69@yahoo.com. Chose the family & friends option so we won’t get charged an extra fee."

THEME:
CIRCUS WONDERLAND!!

FRIDAY - Circus freak show: ringmaster, sexy circus performers, magicians, jugglers, acrobats, strongest man, tattooed ladies, clowns and carnies, etc

SATURDAY - Carnival! The world is a circus. Brightest and elaborate party attire!

To Register please complete and submit your payment to:
"PayPal to pinkslit_69@yahoo.com. Chose the family & friends option so we won’t get charged an extra fee."


CIRCUS WONDERLAND!!

COSTUMES / FLASH LIGHT / ANTIBIOTICS /

Location Details

Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922

Start Location TBA

Holiday Inn West El Paso

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900 Sunland Park Drive El. Paso TX 79922

Schedule of Events

7 PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, Hares: TBA Theme: keep it simple: “Blast from the Past.” Wear something, anything from a previous Tex-Mex. Anything from an old Tex-Mex T-shirt to a full costume. Hares will provide some prizes for really old or creative outfits. YELLOW CHALK


9AM- BORDER JUMPERS WILL LAY TRAIL, BJ STYLE- Bring your spare liver. Hares: Choco & Wookie – Orange Chalk
• 3 PM: Ceremonial tapping of the Keg @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 2:30-4:30 PM: Registration -El Paso H3 Harriettes will sign you in and hand you YOUR PACKAGE OF GOODIES @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 in the Small Event Room by Front Desk
• 5-6 PM: Dinner Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 6:45 -7:00 – Uhaul’s will take us to Point A of pubcrawl. If you prefer to Uber, see Point A below.
• 7:30 PM: Pubcrawl Point A –TBA: HARES: LeeRoy n Stiches & Beer Battered DRESS THEME: Blast Circus freak show: ringmaster, sexy circus performers, magicians, jugglers, acrobats, strongest man, tattooed ladies, clowns and carnies, etc...WHITE CHALK


8AM: Breakfast 8-10am - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West.
• 9-10AM: Late Registration (Wanker's Only!) Haberdashery TIME!! Shout out to Haberdashers bring your Shitty hash gear to sell!!
• 10:00 AM: Beer Mile Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. Hares: LeeRoyPINK CHALK
• 10:30 AM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. MEXico TRAIL - 10:30 SHARP! Hares for the MEXico DRUG RUN TRAIL – Hoser - You will need a valid/current passport for the Mexico Trail – GREEN CHALK
• 12:30PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. TEXAss TRAIL - 12:30 SHARP! Hares: Just Doesn't Grow - BLUE CHALK
• 6-7 PM: Dinner - Large Ballroom
• 8:30 PM: Party dance at the Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. Theme: Carnival! The world is a circus. Brightest and elaborate party attire!


8-10AM: Breakfast - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 10:00AM: Butt Scrabble- BackSide Bayou & Sperm Whale will be the sharpie ASS artists!
• Shout out to Haberdashers bring your shitty hash gear to sell!!
• 10:00AM-Draft Punk H3 – Bring your craft beers to share, a vessel, your prepped liver, and a friend. Look for details on FB.
• 11:00 AM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 THE WORLD-FAMOUS ASSHOLE TRAIL! 13-on up miles or more. Point A: Hares – Beer Battered & Spermy WHITE CHALK
• 1 :00 PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922- TURKEY TRAIL, 5-7 miles, Hares: Harder - GREEN CHALK
• 6-07 PM: The last Supper - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922


11 AM: HANGOVER TRAIL YA'LL!!! Point A - Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 Hare: E.R.I.C. & Pinky - PINK CHALK


Public Event

See the full list!

300 Hashers came

including:

Bump Her Stick Her

Austin Hash House Harriers
...

Tits Baaaaad

(SAH3)

Harder than a 5th grader

(EPH3)

Stank Ass

Corpus Christi H3
...

Better brown than down

(KissMyH3)

McRimJob

(LAH3)

Scruffy Mc Fucky

(Colorado Kimchi)

Tomorrow Never Cums

(Alamogordo)

Baker’s Dozen’t

(SurfCityH3)

Dick First Ass Up

East Bay Hash House Harriers
...

Dickscriminator

(EPH3)

Cums Up Wet

(StarCityH3)

CC-GA-Delete

Wasatch Hash House Harriers
...

Once upon a time in 69 ........ I was almost the 8th (or more simply just Dot)

(Albuquerque)

The Finishing Touch

Chattanooga Choo Choo Hash House Harriers
...

Foursome and Twenty Tears Ago

Albuqerque Hash House Harriers
...

Go Speed Racist

(Poznań H3)

Premature hashturbation

(IEH3)

Shiver me titters

(Bjh3)

ManAids

California Larrikins
ManAids Patch

Through the Looking Ass

(Larryville Hash H...)

Grandma’s Rig 2 Big

El Paso Hash House Harriers
...

Eat=mycunt2wice

(EPH3)

Cookies N Cum

(SFH3)

4skin Felon

(EPH3)

Reverse Bogart

(W3H3)

Breaking Vag

(ABQH3)

Mrs. Robinson

(EPH3)

Sleazy Baked Lovin

San Antonio Hash House Harriers
...

Spits and Dribbles

(WH3)

Princess labia

(Phxh3)

Eager Beat Her

Las Cruces Hash House Harriers
...

Just Cruz

(Alamogordo H3 )

Seven Deadly Dwarves

(KissMyH3)

Ain’t nuthin but a horn dog

California Larrikins
...

Butt Lite

(HCH3)

Beer Battered

(El Paso Hash Hous...)

Sweet Holes Alabama

jHavelina H3
...

Pussy Whipt

Wandering Whore H3
...

Fuckin Spiders Man

Gentlemens Quarter H3
Master of disguise

PBelly

(EPH3)

Arkansodomy

Keep Austin Weird Hash House Harriers
...

Tether Heather

Alamogordo H3
...

Wrong Dong Thong

Dallas Fort-Worth
...

Onomatopenis

Albuqerque Hash House Harriers
...

Shut up! I’m Sparkling!

Dallas Fort-Worth
...

Swiper No Swiping

(TH3)

Just Daisy

(MiamiH3)

Just Hayley

(ABQH3)

Choir cock

(LBH3)

Hose Handler

(EPH3)

Five Angry Inches

(SFH3)

Just LaVerne

(SWH3)

Big booty hoe

(EPH3)

Sharin’ Cocks

(Alamogordo Hash H...)

Oxford Coma

(Abq)

KIRBY

MEOWH3
...

Floppy Dicks

WaWhH3
...

Manshatten Project

San Antonio Hash House Harriers
Never trust a fart aft...

Rear Ender

(ABQH3)

Just Melissa

(BDH3)

Rectal Rabbi

(SPIILH3)

Chicken Bag

(Corpus Christi H3)

Sex-O-Fence

Carsin Shitty H3
...

Flours for Anal Bum

(SurfCityH3)

FuckAble

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers
...

Rotten fruit hanging

(BJH3)

Whorechata

(ECH3)

Mistress of Masochism (MOM)

(Alamogordo)

Touching Me Softly

(AH3)

Strap Off

Memphis H3
...

Small in the Back Big in the Front

Survivor Hash House Harriers
...

Worst Bottom Ever

East Bay Hash House Harriers
...

Mac Splatty

Coyote Ugly Hash House Harriers
...

Anal Sanctuary

(Tidewater H3)

Dancing Queef

(EPH3)

Louis L'Amour the Graveyard Whore

(KissMyH3)

Deep in the throat of Tex Mex

(Shit show butt ho...)

Gingervitis

(San Francisco H3)

Calendar Girl

(Lost Boobs Phoenix)

Whoop Areola

Okinawa H3
...

My little pony keg

(California Larrik...)

Cunts Way Low

(EPH3)

Ralph In The Mouth

(BJH3)

I'll Pack Her

Bushwhackers H3
...

I-10 Hoe

(EPH3)

Bi The Numbers

(El Paso Hash Hous...)

Whole Lotta Cum

Albuqerque Hash House Harriers
...

Eat My Pussy

San Francisco H3
...

Virgin Venus

(ABQH3)

Ghettoman

(TH3)

Free My Willy

(OmahaH3)

Grandpa's Next

(Wandering Whore H3)

Shitty Orgy Daycare

Tidewater H3
...

Old Faithful

Mosquito Hash House Harriers
https://welltecglobal-...

Meatless Wonder

(AH3)

Piss in Puss

(WH3)

Epic Fail

Houston H3
In my defense, it's is...

Cumming About

Larryville Hash House Harriers
...

Alley Cat

(KAW!H3)

The pickle maker

Palm Beach H3 (Corned Beef and Hurricane H3)
...

Lost and Pound

South Lake Tahoe H3 / SLuT H3
...

Daddy WarFucks

(SAH3)

E.R.I.C.

(TBH3 / EPH3)

Blinded by Boobs

Phoenix H3
...

Boujee

Bad Decisions Hash House Harriers
#BoujeeAF

Baconwrap

(EPH3)

Choco Taco

(BJH3)

Radioactits

Las Vegas Hash House Harriers (vlv!)
...

Shame Eww

(BJH3)

Stop, Drop, & Anal

(Alamogordo)

Ottoman Cumpire

(BigHumpH3)

2 Girls One Juan

(EPH3)

Sperm Whale

Alamogordo H3
...

Red Beard

Memphis H3
...

Ghettoman +1

(FEH3)

Just kneel and Bob

(FTWH3)

Altered Boy

(BoiseH3)

Nodoz on the Big Hoes

(SWH3)

U*Holy Mother Fluffer “Ma”

Alamogordo Hash House Harriers
“Ma” The Meatloaf!

Chestnut Hermosa

(OKCW3H3)

Hon Hon Hon Titty Croissants

(LDSH3)

Pan tera

(EPH3)

Grand theft auto

(Colorado Kimchi)

Llama Llama Ding Dong

(ICBINMH3)

Look at that hole

Beaver Hole H3
...

Mr hot and ready

(EPH3)

Scent of a Man

(Wasatch H3)

Chum Bucket Communion

Bushwhackers H3
...

Speedy Stud Bumper

(KissMyH3)

Piggy Style

(ABQH3)

Whore's Whisperer

I hash all the Denver & Boulder kennels
...

i Raq the pussy

(EPH3)

EEE-WHORE

(ABQH3)

Deep Chocolate

San Diego Humpin' H3
...

Came for a Week

Tidewater H3
...

Boot Scoot Nookie (BSN)

(BJH3)

Thumper Can’t Pump Her

(EPH3)

Anal Disabilities

Alamogordo
...

Cameltoe Hooker

(DUHHH)

ELBOWS DEEP

(S2H3)

Inappropriate

(Houston H3)

Damn Jina

El Paso Hash House Harriers
...

The Fast & Bike-urious

(FEH3)

FingerWave

(OmahaH3)

My Precious GB

(RPH3)

Just Bianca

(AlamoH3)

Not Your Scissor Sister

(AlamoH3)

Ivan WallCum

Alamogordo Hash House Harriers
...

H2ho

(EPH3)

Pink Eye

San Diego Hash House Harriers
...

Sicilian Family Portrait

(AVLH3)

Mouth Queef

(Reno H3)

Wave humper

(EPH3)

Just Doesn't Grow

(EPH3)

Nanny Pokely

(LVH3vlv)

Santa On Crack

( SAH3)

Grand Theft boxer

(ECH3)

Bigger Better Faster Deeper

(Sacramento H3)

Hokey Tokey

(LongBeach H3)

John Wang

(EPH3)

Bearded Clam

(jHavH3)

Wrap It Up

Memphis H3
...

Son of a Swinger Man

(CTrH3)

Shitter Splitter

(Sacramento H3)

my teacher made me cum

(Border jumper H3)

Sticky Facial

jHavelina H3
...

Fist Her Twice

(MosquitoH3)

Alfraido Orgys

California Larrikins
...

Cums Thru Jesus

Charleston Heretics H3
...

Bitch dont know shit

(Palm Beach H3 (Co...)

Phlogging Poly

(NomadH3)

Smearmeoff

(EPH3)

Octopussy

(Houston)

Ambidickstrous

(ABQH3)

8-Bit Dick

(Alamogordo)

I’d Fuck Me Too

(EPH3)

Just Joe

(Las Cruces H3)

$3 box

Dallas Fort-Worth
...

Helen Keller Hand Job

Charleston Heretics H3
...

Kibbles ‘n Vomit

Tidewater H3
...

G.E.I.C.O

Kiss My Hash House Harriers
...

Auto Erotic Fixation

Albuqerque Hash House Harriers
...

Tantric Arachnid Cannabis Orgasm

(ABQH3)

Swamp Gravy

DC Road Whores
Say sometimes to drugs.

Just Murph

(ABQH3)

Faux Mo

(MemphisH3)

Beaver chaser

Big Hump H3
...

OnomatoPREA

Downtown Wilmington H3
You're Welcome

Goo Shoe Pork

(MiHiHuHa)

Betty Crotch Popper

(MosquitoH3)

Taj Ma Ballz

Alamogordo H3
...

Donut Holer

(MosquitoH3)

Man Jina

(EPH3)

Only Cums in a Kids Meal

(Humpin)

Sperm Donor

(SCH3)

Twatwurst

(BSH3)

Evaporated MILF

(BJH3)

Clearly not a Hooker

(SurfCityH3)

Pamela Gasterson

(EPH3)

Jennatailia

Anchorage Alaska H3
...

How Do You Like My Headlights NOW

(BigHumpH3)

Squat Twat

(DenverH3)

Annular Fuckstuck

(ABQH3)

Petrified Wood

(Moon Over My Sac H3)

Erection ResErection

Albuqerque Hash House Harriers
...

Just Jake

(ABQH3)

PG 6"

(ABQH3)

Dungeons and Crayons

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers
...

Incontinent Babe Saver

(ABQH3)

Vaginal Vortex

(RPH3)

What Wouldn't Debbie Do

Osan Bulgogi Hash House Harriers
...

Butt Plug FRED

(EBH3)

Peters Out

Alamogordo H3
...

Lock Nut Monster

(BigHumpH3)

Leeroy & Stitches

El Paso Hash House Harriers
...

Mucho Mochi Sucky Sucky

Tequila y Tacos Hash House Harriettes
...

Sweaty Nipples, Surprise!

(CTrH3)

Queen

(EBH3)

Don't Tell My Wife

Texoma H3
Shhhh!

Deep Throat

Texoma H3
There could be demos!

MotherTrucker

(Albuquerque H3)

Joystick finger fucker

(EPH3)

KinkHerBell

(ABQH3)

Horny McRib

(EPH3)

Shig Eating Grin

Dayton Hash House Harriers
...

Pour some wookie on me

(BJH3)

just Casey

(ABQH3)

McPisser

(Houston H3)

Salty Mudflaps

(EPH3)

Sex Doll Serial Killer

(BoulderH3)

A Shot or Tuah

(AlamoH3)

Rock Cock

(BRCH3)

Clamarindo

(EPH3)

Scar Tissue

San Diego Humpin' H3
...

Boobs Farm

(Alamogordo)

Noname kiefer(soon to have one)

(ECH3)

Froggy Style

Big Hump H3
...

Be A Pisser

(EPH3)

The Quicker Picker Upper

(SAH3)

TaunTaun Poontang (aka Poonie)

Albuqerque Hash House Harriers
...

Remember the AlaMILF

(IWSH3)

Halloweenie Beerdini

(Wandering Whore H3)

I’d Fuck Me!

(Anchorage H3)

Virgin Whisperer

(OmahaH3)

OSAMA Bin Hashing

DC Road Whores
...

Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast

Salty Hampton Hash House Harriers
Spicy Pineapple

Tijuana Donkey Fluffer

(Moon Over My Sac H3 )

Runs With No Name

Tiny Hands H3
Tiny Hands Forever!!! ...

Cum So Hard Me Die

(DenverH3)

Backside Bayou

(AlamoH3)

Rolling in the Deep

Salty Hampton Hash House Harriers
Words aren't real!

Pink Slit

El Paso Hash House Harriers
...

Ice Ice Crazie

(VoodooH3)

House Shitter

(SAH3)

CAVEMAN

Albuqerque Hash House Harriers
...

goat so good

(WCH3)

SnowBall White

(Alamogordo)

SofaKing

(KissMyH3)

BenWa

(DenverH3)

Red bed redemption

(EPH3)

Skittles Colon taste the Asshole

(ABQH3)

Wicked Itch of the Yeast

(KissMyH3)

Halfpipe

(ABQH3)

Fuck Dem Kids

Tidewater H3
...

Turtle Dick

(MosquitoH3)

I don't mow lawns, I don't shovel snow, I don't do ass to mouth.

(SLUT-DH3)

Ben Dover R My Panties Showin’

(DallasH3)

Desperate Lay

(CRapidsH3)

Stripper Lickin Good

(EPH3)

Uncle Bondage, Esq!

Bear Bottom Hash House Harriers
...

Leather Lovelips

(Wrong Way Hash Ho...)

One-eyed Wetter

(MemphisH3)

Penis blowjob star wars name

(Tulsa H3)

Muddie Buttie

Tacoma H3
...

DePANTSipation Proclamation

Skull & Boners H3
In luto et sanguinem b...

Party Pooper

Albuqerque Hash House Harriers
...

Kinkee Ken Klimaxer (KKK)

Lotsa Damn Shiggy Hash House Harriers
...

Space Invader

Eugene H3
...

Grand Theft Anal

(A2H3)

Spring-Loaded Pussy

(OmahaH3)

Put a Baby in Me

Vag H3
Shower Beers!!

Five Finger Fuck Truck

Osan Bulgogi Hash House Harriers
...

Lick Stick

(NomadH3)

Fur On Fur Off

(CLH3)

Sensitive New Age Nipples

(Whoreman H3)

Dude Where's My Cheeto

(EPH3)

Used Rubber

(EPH3)