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Organizers:
Tex-Mex Intercourse Fiesta 2026
01/15 07:00 PM to 01/19 07:00 PM
A Hash Weekend
Cost: $100
"TEXMEX INTERCOURSE FIESTA HASH 2026"
Our biggest event of the year. Come celebrate 20+ years with us!!
It's 5 days of hashing and debauchery. Jan 15th - Jan 19th, 2026 and you're invited.
Plan your vacation ahead of time or quit your job, this is worth it.
To Register please complete and submit your payment to:
"PayPal to pinkslit_69@yahoo.com. Chose the family & friends option so we won’t get charged an extra fee."
THEME:
CIRCUS WONDERLAND!!
FRIDAY - Circus freak show: ringmaster, sexy circus performers, magicians, jugglers, acrobats, strongest man, tattooed ladies, clowns and carnies, etc
SATURDAY - Carnival! The world is a circus. Brightest and elaborate party attire!
To Register please complete and submit your payment to:
"PayPal to pinkslit_69@yahoo.com. Chose the family & friends option so we won’t get charged an extra fee."
CIRCUS WONDERLAND!!
COSTUMES / FLASH LIGHT / ANTIBIOTICS /
Location Details
Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
Start Location TBA
Schedule of Events
7 PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, Hares: TBA Theme: keep it simple: “Blast from the Past.” Wear something, anything from a previous Tex-Mex. Anything from an old Tex-Mex T-shirt to a full costume. Hares will provide some prizes for really old or creative outfits. YELLOW CHALK
9AM- BORDER JUMPERS WILL LAY TRAIL, BJ STYLE- Bring your spare liver. Hares: Choco & Wookie – Orange Chalk
• 3 PM: Ceremonial tapping of the Keg @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 2:30-4:30 PM: Registration -El Paso H3 Harriettes will sign you in and hand you YOUR PACKAGE OF GOODIES @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 in the Small Event Room by Front Desk
• 5-6 PM: Dinner Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 6:45 -7:00 – Uhaul’s will take us to Point A of pubcrawl. If you prefer to Uber, see Point A below.
• 7:30 PM: Pubcrawl Point A –TBA: HARES: LeeRoy n Stiches & Beer Battered DRESS THEME: Blast Circus freak show: ringmaster, sexy circus performers, magicians, jugglers, acrobats, strongest man, tattooed ladies, clowns and carnies, etc...WHITE CHALK
8AM: Breakfast 8-10am - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West.
• 9-10AM: Late Registration (Wanker's Only!) Haberdashery TIME!! Shout out to Haberdashers bring your Shitty hash gear to sell!!
• 10:00 AM: Beer Mile Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. Hares: LeeRoyPINK CHALK
• 10:30 AM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. MEXico TRAIL - 10:30 SHARP! Hares for the MEXico DRUG RUN TRAIL – Hoser - You will need a valid/current passport for the Mexico Trail – GREEN CHALK
• 12:30PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. TEXAss TRAIL - 12:30 SHARP! Hares: Just Doesn't Grow - BLUE CHALK
• 6-7 PM: Dinner - Large Ballroom
• 8:30 PM: Party dance at the Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. Theme: Carnival! The world is a circus. Brightest and elaborate party attire!
8-10AM: Breakfast - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 10:00AM: Butt Scrabble- BackSide Bayou & Sperm Whale will be the sharpie ASS artists!
• Shout out to Haberdashers bring your shitty hash gear to sell!!
• 10:00AM-Draft Punk H3 – Bring your craft beers to share, a vessel, your prepped liver, and a friend. Look for details on FB.
• 11:00 AM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 THE WORLD-FAMOUS ASSHOLE TRAIL! 13-on up miles or more. Point A: Hares – Beer Battered & Spermy WHITE CHALK
• 1 :00 PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922- TURKEY TRAIL, 5-7 miles, Hares: Harder - GREEN CHALK
• 6-07 PM: The last Supper - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
11 AM: HANGOVER TRAIL YA'LL!!! Point A - Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 Hare: E.R.I.C. & Pinky - PINK CHALK
Public Event
including:
Wave humper
(EPH3)
Free My Willy
(OmahaH3)
Through the Looking Ass
(Larryville Hash H...)
Cum So Hard Me Die
(DenverH3)
Just Melissa
(BDH3)
Tantric Arachnid Cannabis Orgasm
(ABQH3)
Baconwrap
(EPH3)
Cunts Way Low
(EPH3)
Spits and Dribbles
(WH3)
Shitter Splitter
(Sacramento H3)
John Wang
(EPH3)
Deep in the throat of Tex Mex
(Shit show butt ho...)
Touching Me Softly
(AH3)
Eat=mycunt2wice
(EPH3)
Chicken Bag
(Corpus Christi H3)
Cookies N Cum
(SFH3)
Harder than a 5th grader
(EPH3)
Ghettoman
(TH3)
Fur On Fur Off
(CLH3)
Clearly not a Hooker
(SurfCityH3)
Thumper Can’t Pump Her
(EPH3)
Santa On Crack
( SAH3)
Used Rubber
(EPH3)
EEE-WHORE
(ABQH3)
i Raq the pussy
(EPH3)
Baker’s Dozen’t
(SurfCityH3)
Cameltoe Hooker
(DUHHH)
Just Doesn't Grow
(EPH3)
Salty Mudflaps
(EPH3)
Pamela Gasterson
(EPH3)
Grand theft auto
(Colorado Kimchi)
4skin Felon
(EPH3)
Donut Holer
(MosquitoH3)
Daddy WarFucks
(SAH3)
Dickscriminator
(EPH3)
Fist Her Twice
(MosquitoH3)
2 Girls One Juan
(EPH3)
just Casey
(ABQH3)
Be A Pisser
(EPH3)
McPisser
(Houston H3)
Incontinent Babe Saver
(ABQH3)
Stripper Lickin Good
(EPH3)
Tomorrow Never Cums
(Alamogordo)
Horny McRib
(EPH3)
Vaginal Vortex
(RPH3)
Remember the AlaMILF
(IWSH3)
Bigger Better Faster Deeper
(Sacramento H3)
Hon Hon Hon Titty Croissants
(LDSH3)
Cums Up Wet
(StarCityH3)
Ottoman Cumpire
(BigHumpH3)
Five Angry Inches
(SFH3)
Only Cums in a Kids Meal
(Humpin)
Scent of a Man
(Wasatch H3)
Goo Shoe Pork
(MiHiHuHa)
KinkHerBell
(ABQH3)
Llama Llama Ding Dong
(ICBINMH3)
Speedy Stud Bumper
(KissMyH3)
Leather Lovelips
(Wrong Way Hash Ho...)
8-Bit Dick
(Alamogordo)
Tijuana Donkey Fluffer
(Moon Over My Sac H3 )
Better brown than down
(KissMyH3)
my teacher made me cum
(Border jumper H3)
Bearded Clam
(jHavH3)
Bi The Numbers
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Big booty hoe
(EPH3)
Hokey Tokey
(LongBeach H3)
Sex Doll Serial Killer
(BoulderH3)
Sweaty Nipples, Surprise!
(CTrH3)
Twatwurst
(BSH3)
Lock Nut Monster
(BigHumpH3)
Stop, Drop, & Anal
(Alamogordo)
Just LaVerne
(SWH3)
Go Speed Racist
(Poznań H3)
Evaporated MILF
(BJH3)
Breaking Vag
(ABQH3)
Halfpipe
(ABQH3)
Red bed redemption
(EPH3)
Mistress of Masochism (MOM)
(Alamogordo)
Spring-Loaded Pussy
(OmahaH3)
Just Daisy
(MiamiH3)
Man Jina
(EPH3)
Ambidickstrous
(ABQH3)
Mrs. Robinson
(EPH3)
Ice Ice Crazie
(VoodooH3)
Butt Lite
(HCH3)
Ralph In The Mouth
(BJH3)
Not Your Scissor Sister
(AlamoH3)
Ben Dover R My Panties Showin’
(DallasH3)
How Do You Like My Headlights NOW
(BigHumpH3)
goat so good
(WCH3)
McRimJob
(LAH3)
Squat Twat
(DenverH3)
Lick Stick
(NomadH3)
Dancing Queef
(EPH3)
Shiver me titters
(Bjh3)
Just Jake
(ABQH3)
Just Bianca
(AlamoH3)
Scruffy Mc Fucky
(Colorado Kimchi)
Piss in Puss
(WH3)
Clamarindo
(EPH3)
Once upon a time in 69 ........ I was almost the 8th (or more simply just Dot)
(Albuquerque)
BenWa
(DenverH3)
Meatless Wonder
(AH3)
Tits Baaaaad
(SAH3)
Faux Mo
(MemphisH3)
Choir cock
(LBH3)
Wicked Itch of the Yeast
(KissMyH3)
Pour some wookie on me
(BJH3)
Queen
(EBH3)
One-eyed Wetter
(MemphisH3)
Mr hot and ready
(EPH3)
My little pony keg
(California Larrik...)
Just Joe
(Las Cruces H3)
Sharin’ Cocks
(Alamogordo Hash H...)
Nanny Pokely
(LVH3vlv)
Choco Taco
(BJH3)
ELBOWS DEEP
(S2H3)
FingerWave
(OmahaH3)
Flours for Anal Bum
(SurfCityH3)
Pan tera
(EPH3)
Just kneel and Bob
(FTWH3)
Seven Deadly Dwarves
(KissMyH3)
SnowBall White
(Alamogordo)
Turtle Dick
(MosquitoH3)
Just Murph
(ABQH3)
Alley Cat
(KAW!H3)
Just Hayley
(ABQH3)
Oxford Coma
(Abq)
A Shot or Tuah
(AlamoH3)
Virgin Whisperer
(OmahaH3)
The Fast & Bike-urious
(FEH3)
Premature hashturbation
(IEH3)
The Quicker Picker Upper
(SAH3)
Annular Fuckstuck
(ABQH3)
Shame Eww
(BJH3)
Altered Boy
(BoiseH3)
I’d Fuck Me Too
(EPH3)
Swiper No Swiping
(TH3)
Piggy Style
(ABQH3)
Inappropriate
(Houston H3)
E.R.I.C.
(TBH3 / EPH3)
Rectal Rabbi
(SPIILH3)
Grandpa's Next
(Wandering Whore H3)
I’d Fuck Me!
(Anchorage H3)
PG 6"
(ABQH3)
My Precious GB
(RPH3)
SofaKing
(KissMyH3)
Grand Theft boxer
(ECH3)
Just Cruz
(Alamogordo H3 )
Sensitive New Age Nipples
(Whoreman H3)
Virgin Venus
(ABQH3)
Son of a Swinger Man
(CTrH3)
Mouth Queef
(Reno H3)
Reverse Bogart
(W3H3)
Princess labia
(Phxh3)
Rotten fruit hanging
(BJH3)
Butt Plug FRED
(EBH3)
Betty Crotch Popper
(MosquitoH3)
Smearmeoff
(EPH3)
Halloweenie Beerdini
(Wandering Whore H3)
H2ho
(EPH3)
Gingervitis
(San Francisco H3)
Backside Bayou
(AlamoH3)
Nodoz on the Big Hoes
(SWH3)
Beer Battered
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Sperm Donor
(SCH3)
Calendar Girl
(Lost Boobs Phoenix)
I don't mow lawns, I don't shovel snow, I don't do ass to mouth.
(SLUT-DH3)
Skittles Colon taste the Asshole
(ABQH3)
Desperate Lay
(CRapidsH3)
Grand Theft Anal
(A2H3)
MotherTrucker
(Albuquerque H3)
Chestnut Hermosa
(OKCW3H3)
Boot Scoot Nookie (BSN)
(BJH3)
Rear Ender
(ABQH3)
Noname kiefer(soon to have one)
(ECH3)
Bitch dont know shit
(Palm Beach H3 (Co...)
Boobs Farm
(Alamogordo)
Sicilian Family Portrait
(AVLH3)
Phlogging Poly
(NomadH3)
PBelly
(EPH3)
Joystick finger fucker
(EPH3)
Penis blowjob star wars name
(Tulsa H3)
Octopussy
(Houston)
Petrified Wood
(Moon Over My Sac H3)
Rock Cock
(BRCH3)
Whorechata
(ECH3)
Anal Sanctuary
(Tidewater H3)
Dude Where's My Cheeto
(EPH3)
Ghettoman +1
(FEH3)
Hose Handler
(EPH3)
House Shitter
(SAH3)
Louis L'Amour the Graveyard Whore
(KissMyH3)
I-10 Hoe
(EPH3)
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