Cost: $100
"TEXMEX INTERCOURSE FIESTA HASH 2026"
Our biggest event of the year. Come celebrate 20+ years with us!!
It's 5 days of hashing and debauchery. Jan 15th - Jan 19th, 2026 and you're invited.
Plan your vacation ahead of time or quit your job, this is worth it.
To Register please complete and submit your payment to:
"PayPal to pinkslit_69@yahoo.com. Chose the family & friends option so we won’t get charged an extra fee."
THEME:
CIRCUS WONDERLAND!!
FRIDAY - Circus freak show: ringmaster, sexy circus performers, magicians, jugglers, acrobats, strongest man, tattooed ladies, clowns and carnies, etc
SATURDAY - Carnival! The world is a circus. Brightest and elaborate party attire!
To Register please complete and submit your payment to:
"PayPal to pinkslit_69@yahoo.com. Chose the family & friends option so we won’t get charged an extra fee."
CIRCUS WONDERLAND!!
COSTUMES / FLASH LIGHT / ANTIBIOTICS /
Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
Start Location TBA
7 PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, Hares: TBA Theme: keep it simple: “Blast from the Past.” Wear something, anything from a previous Tex-Mex. Anything from an old Tex-Mex T-shirt to a full costume. Hares will provide some prizes for really old or creative outfits. YELLOW CHALK
9AM- BORDER JUMPERS WILL LAY TRAIL, BJ STYLE- Bring your spare liver. Hares: Choco & Wookie – Orange Chalk
• 3 PM: Ceremonial tapping of the Keg @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 2:30-4:30 PM: Registration -El Paso H3 Harriettes will sign you in and hand you YOUR PACKAGE OF GOODIES @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 in the Small Event Room by Front Desk
• 5-6 PM: Dinner Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 6:45 -7:00 – Uhaul’s will take us to Point A of pubcrawl. If you prefer to Uber, see Point A below.
• 7:30 PM: Pubcrawl Point A –TBA: HARES: LeeRoy n Stiches & Beer Battered DRESS THEME: Blast Circus freak show: ringmaster, sexy circus performers, magicians, jugglers, acrobats, strongest man, tattooed ladies, clowns and carnies, etc...WHITE CHALK
8AM: Breakfast 8-10am - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West.
• 9-10AM: Late Registration (Wanker's Only!) Haberdashery TIME!! Shout out to Haberdashers bring your Shitty hash gear to sell!!
• 10:00 AM: Beer Mile Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. Hares: LeeRoyPINK CHALK
• 10:30 AM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. MEXico TRAIL - 10:30 SHARP! Hares for the MEXico DRUG RUN TRAIL – Hoser - You will need a valid/current passport for the Mexico Trail – GREEN CHALK
• 12:30PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. TEXAss TRAIL - 12:30 SHARP! Hares: Just Doesn't Grow - BLUE CHALK
• 6-7 PM: Dinner - Large Ballroom
• 8:30 PM: Party dance at the Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. Theme: Carnival! The world is a circus. Brightest and elaborate party attire!
8-10AM: Breakfast - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 10:00AM: Butt Scrabble- BackSide Bayou & Sperm Whale will be the sharpie ASS artists!
• Shout out to Haberdashers bring your shitty hash gear to sell!!
• 10:00AM-Draft Punk H3 – Bring your craft beers to share, a vessel, your prepped liver, and a friend. Look for details on FB.
• 11:00 AM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 THE WORLD-FAMOUS ASSHOLE TRAIL! 13-on up miles or more. Point A: Hares – Beer Battered & Spermy WHITE CHALK
• 1 :00 PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922- TURKEY TRAIL, 5-7 miles, Hares: Harder - GREEN CHALK
• 6-07 PM: The last Supper - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
11 AM: HANGOVER TRAIL YA'LL!!! Point A - Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 Hare: E.R.I.C. & Pinky - PINK CHALK
including:
Ghettoman +1
(FEH3)
Red bed redemption
(EPH3)
Horny McRib
(EPH3)
Hon Hon Hon Titty Croissants
(LDSH3)
Man Jina
(EPH3)
Be A Pisser
(EPH3)
SnowBall White
(Alamogordo)
Fist Her Twice
(MosquitoH3)
Chicken Bag
(Corpus Christi H3)
Shiver me titters
(Bjh3)
Nodoz on the Big Hoes
(SWH3)
How Do You Like My Headlights NOW
(BigHumpH3)
Big booty hoe
(EPH3)
Cookies N Cum
(SFH3)
Sicilian Family Portrait
(AVLH3)
The Quicker Picker Upper
(SAH3)
Sex Doll Serial Killer
(BoulderH3)
EEE-WHORE
(ABQH3)
Annular Fuckstuck
(ABQH3)
Tomorrow Never Cums
(Alamogordo)
Shitter Splitter
(Sacramento H3)
Just Doesn't Grow
(EPH3)
Speedy Stud Bumper
(KissMyH3)
A Shot or Tuah
(AlamoH3)
Vaginal Vortex
(RPH3)
Mr hot and ready
(EPH3)
Only Cums in a Kids Meal
(Humpin)
Virgin Whisperer
(OmahaH3)
Leather Lovelips
(Wrong Way Hash Ho...)
Ice Ice Crazie
(VoodooH3)
Octopussy
(Houston)
I don't mow lawns, I don't shovel snow, I don't do ass to mouth.
(SLUT-DH3)
Five Angry Inches
(SFH3)
Pamela Gasterson
(EPH3)
Just Joe
(Las Cruces H3)
Salty Mudflaps
(EPH3)
Just LaVerne
(SWH3)
MotherTrucker
(Albuquerque H3)
just Casey
(ABQH3)
Princess labia
(Phxh3)
Just Cruz
(Alamogordo H3 )
Son of a Swinger Man
(CTrH3)
Clamarindo
(EPH3)
Cums Up Wet
(StarCityH3)
Sensitive New Age Nipples
(Whoreman H3)
Halloweenie Beerdini
(Wandering Whore H3)
Noname kiefer(soon to have one)
(ECH3)
Mouth Queef
(Reno H3)
Cameltoe Hooker
(DUHHH)
Choco Taco
(BJH3)
Fur On Fur Off
(CLH3)
Ottoman Cumpire
(BigHumpH3)
I’d Fuck Me Too
(EPH3)
Just Daisy
(MiamiH3)
Turtle Dick
(MosquitoH3)
Oxford Coma
(Abq)
I-10 Hoe
(EPH3)
My little pony keg
(California Larrik...)
Free My Willy
(OmahaH3)
Not Your Scissor Sister
(AlamoH3)
Inappropriate
(Houston H3)
FingerWave
(OmahaH3)
Go Speed Racist
(Poznań H3)
Scent of a Man
(Wasatch H3)
Desperate Lay
(CRapidsH3)
Just kneel and Bob
(FTWH3)
Halfpipe
(ABQH3)
KinkHerBell
(ABQH3)
Butt Lite
(HCH3)
Shame Eww
(BJH3)
Incontinent Babe Saver
(ABQH3)
Stripper Lickin Good
(EPH3)
Donut Holer
(MosquitoH3)
Dude Where's My Cheeto
(EPH3)
Mrs. Robinson
(EPH3)
Spits and Dribbles
(WH3)
PBelly
(EPH3)
Evaporated MILF
(BJH3)
my teacher made me cum
(Border jumper H3)
Wave humper
(EPH3)
Tantric Arachnid Cannabis Orgasm
(ABQH3)
Piggy Style
(ABQH3)
Lick Stick
(NomadH3)
Mistress of Masochism (MOM)
(Alamogordo)
Baker’s Dozen’t
(SurfCityH3)
2 Girls One Juan
(EPH3)
Skittles Colon taste the Asshole
(ABQH3)
Better brown than down
(KissMyH3)
Through the Looking Ass
(Larryville Hash H...)
goat so good
(WCH3)
Bi The Numbers
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Rear Ender
(ABQH3)
8-Bit Dick
(Alamogordo)
Sweaty Nipples, Surprise!
(CTrH3)
Grand theft auto
(Colorado Kimchi)
My Precious GB
(RPH3)
Grand Theft boxer
(ECH3)
Clearly not a Hooker
(SurfCityH3)
Boot Scoot Nookie (BSN)
(BJH3)
E.R.I.C.
(TBH3 / EPH3)
Just Bianca
(AlamoH3)
Used Rubber
(EPH3)
Goo Shoe Pork
(MiHiHuHa)
Scruffy Mc Fucky
(Colorado Kimchi)
Seven Deadly Dwarves
(KissMyH3)
Thumper Can’t Pump Her
(EPH3)
Bitch dont know shit
(Palm Beach H3 (Co...)
Queen
(EBH3)
Grand Theft Anal
(A2H3)
Tits Baaaaad
(SAH3)
Pan tera
(EPH3)
Grandpa's Next
(Wandering Whore H3)
Piss in Puss
(WH3)
Harder than a 5th grader
(EPH3)
Butt Plug FRED
(EBH3)
Penis blowjob star wars name
(Tulsa H3)
Baconwrap
(EPH3)
House Shitter
(SAH3)
Spring-Loaded Pussy
(OmahaH3)
Ambidickstrous
(ABQH3)
Flours for Anal Bum
(SurfCityH3)
Betty Crotch Popper
(MosquitoH3)
One-eyed Wetter
(MemphisH3)
Choir cock
(LBH3)
Swiper No Swiping
(TH3)
John Wang
(EPH3)
Cunts Way Low
(EPH3)
Anal Sanctuary
(Tidewater H3)
Louis L'Amour the Graveyard Whore
(KissMyH3)
Cum So Hard Me Die
(DenverH3)
Whorechata
(ECH3)
Phlogging Poly
(NomadH3)
Faux Mo
(MemphisH3)
Tijuana Donkey Fluffer
(Moon Over My Sac H3 )
Dickscriminator
(EPH3)
Llama Llama Ding Dong
(ICBINMH3)
ELBOWS DEEP
(S2H3)
Reverse Bogart
(W3H3)
4skin Felon
(EPH3)
Wicked Itch of the Yeast
(KissMyH3)
Touching Me Softly
(AH3)
Sperm Donor
(SCH3)
Calendar Girl
(Lost Boobs Phoenix)
Nanny Pokely
(LVH3vlv)
Daddy WarFucks
(SAH3)
Bearded Clam
(jHavH3)
Premature hashturbation
(IEH3)
SofaKing
(KissMyH3)
Ben Dover R My Panties Showin’
(DallasH3)
Backside Bayou
(AlamoH3)
H2ho
(EPH3)
Gingervitis
(San Francisco H3)
i Raq the pussy
(EPH3)
McRimJob
(LAH3)
BenWa
(DenverH3)
Petrified Wood
(Moon Over My Sac H3)
McPisser
(Houston H3)
Santa On Crack
( SAH3)
Lock Nut Monster
(BigHumpH3)
Beer Battered
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Hose Handler
(EPH3)
Rotten fruit hanging
(BJH3)
Ghettoman
(TH3)
Alley Cat
(KAW!H3)
The Fast & Bike-urious
(FEH3)
Ralph In The Mouth
(BJH3)
Twatwurst
(BSH3)
Meatless Wonder
(AH3)
Hokey Tokey
(LongBeach H3)
Stop, Drop, & Anal
(Alamogordo)
Squat Twat
(DenverH3)
Once upon a time in 69 ........ I was almost the 8th (or more simply just Dot)
(Albuquerque)
Just Hayley
(ABQH3)
Boobs Farm
(Alamogordo)
Dancing Queef
(EPH3)
Rock Cock
(BRCH3)
Just Murph
(ABQH3)
Remember the AlaMILF
(IWSH3)
Smearmeoff
(EPH3)
Pour some wookie on me
(BJH3)
Joystick finger fucker
(EPH3)
Deep in the throat of Tex Mex
(Shit show butt ho...)
Just Melissa
(BDH3)
Virgin Venus
(ABQH3)
PG 6"
(ABQH3)
Just Jake
(ABQH3)
Altered Boy
(BoiseH3)
Breaking Vag
(ABQH3)
Eat=mycunt2wice
(EPH3)
Rectal Rabbi
(SPIILH3)
I’d Fuck Me!
(Anchorage H3)
Bigger Better Faster Deeper
(Sacramento H3)
Chestnut Hermosa
(OKCW3H3)
Sharin’ Cocks
(Alamogordo Hash H...)
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