Cost: $100
"TEXMEX INTERCOURSE FIESTA HASH 2026"
Our biggest event of the year. Come celebrate 20+ years with us!!
It's 5 days of hashing and debauchery. Jan 15th - Jan 19th, 2026 and you're invited.
Plan your vacation ahead of time or quit your job, this is worth it.
To Register please complete and submit your payment to:
"PayPal to pinkslit_69@yahoo.com. Chose the family & friends option so we won’t get charged an extra fee."
THEME:
CIRCUS WONDERLAND!!
FRIDAY - Circus freak show: ringmaster, sexy circus performers, magicians, jugglers, acrobats, strongest man, tattooed ladies, clowns and carnies, etc
SATURDAY - Carnival! The world is a circus. Brightest and elaborate party attire!
To Register please complete and submit your payment to:
"PayPal to pinkslit_69@yahoo.com. Chose the family & friends option so we won’t get charged an extra fee."
CIRCUS WONDERLAND!!
COSTUMES / FLASH LIGHT / ANTIBIOTICS /
Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
Start Location TBA
7 PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, Hares: TBA Theme: keep it simple: “Blast from the Past.” Wear something, anything from a previous Tex-Mex. Anything from an old Tex-Mex T-shirt to a full costume. Hares will provide some prizes for really old or creative outfits. YELLOW CHALK
9AM- BORDER JUMPERS WILL LAY TRAIL, BJ STYLE- Bring your spare liver. Hares: Choco & Wookie – Orange Chalk
• 3 PM: Ceremonial tapping of the Keg @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 2:30-4:30 PM: Registration -El Paso H3 Harriettes will sign you in and hand you YOUR PACKAGE OF GOODIES @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 in the Small Event Room by Front Desk
• 5-6 PM: Dinner Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 6:45 -7:00 – Uhaul’s will take us to Point A of pubcrawl. If you prefer to Uber, see Point A below.
• 7:30 PM: Pubcrawl Point A –TBA: HARES: LeeRoy n Stiches & Beer Battered DRESS THEME: Blast Circus freak show: ringmaster, sexy circus performers, magicians, jugglers, acrobats, strongest man, tattooed ladies, clowns and carnies, etc...WHITE CHALK
8AM: Breakfast 8-10am - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West.
• 9-10AM: Late Registration (Wanker's Only!) Haberdashery TIME!! Shout out to Haberdashers bring your Shitty hash gear to sell!!
• 10:00 AM: Beer Mile Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. Hares: LeeRoyPINK CHALK
• 10:30 AM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. MEXico TRAIL - 10:30 SHARP! Hares for the MEXico DRUG RUN TRAIL – Hoser - You will need a valid/current passport for the Mexico Trail – GREEN CHALK
• 12:30PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. TEXAss TRAIL - 12:30 SHARP! Hares: Just Doesn't Grow - BLUE CHALK
• 6-7 PM: Dinner - Large Ballroom
• 8:30 PM: Party dance at the Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. Theme: Carnival! The world is a circus. Brightest and elaborate party attire!
8-10AM: Breakfast - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 10:00AM: Butt Scrabble- BackSide Bayou & Sperm Whale will be the sharpie ASS artists!
• Shout out to Haberdashers bring your shitty hash gear to sell!!
• 10:00AM-Draft Punk H3 – Bring your craft beers to share, a vessel, your prepped liver, and a friend. Look for details on FB.
• 11:00 AM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 THE WORLD-FAMOUS ASSHOLE TRAIL! 13-on up miles or more. Point A: Hares – Beer Battered & Spermy WHITE CHALK
• 1 :00 PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922- TURKEY TRAIL, 5-7 miles, Hares: Harder - GREEN CHALK
• 6-07 PM: The last Supper - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
11 AM: HANGOVER TRAIL YA'LL!!! Point A - Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 Hare: E.R.I.C. & Pinky - PINK CHALK
including:
Lick Stick
(NomadH3)
Ben Dover R My Panties Showin’
(DallasH3)
Shiver me titters
(Bjh3)
Ice Ice Crazie
(VoodooH3)
FingerWave
(OmahaH3)
Tits Baaaaad
(SAH3)
PBelly
(EPH3)
Whorechata
(ECH3)
Deep in the throat of Tex Mex
(Shit show butt ho...)
E.R.I.C.
(TBH3 / EPH3)
Desperate Lay
(CRapidsH3)
Lock Nut Monster
(BigHumpH3)
Tijuana Donkey Fluffer
(Moon Over My Sac H3 )
ELBOWS DEEP
(S2H3)
Baker’s Dozen’t
(SurfCityH3)
Louis L'Amour the Graveyard Whore
(KissMyH3)
I-10 Hoe
(EPH3)
my teacher made me cum
(Border jumper H3)
Dude Where's My Cheeto
(EPH3)
2 Girls One Juan
(EPH3)
Premature hashturbation
(IEH3)
Phlogging Poly
(NomadH3)
Donut Holer
(MosquitoH3)
Speedy Stud Bumper
(KissMyH3)
Grandpa's Next
(Wandering Whore H3)
Princess labia
(Phxh3)
Tomorrow Never Cums
(Alamogordo)
Just Cruz
(Alamogordo H3 )
Tantric Arachnid Cannabis Orgasm
(ABQH3)
Twatwurst
(BSH3)
Used Rubber
(EPH3)
Just Doesn't Grow
(EPH3)
House Shitter
(SAH3)
Rear Ender
(ABQH3)
The Quicker Picker Upper
(SAH3)
Pour some wookie on me
(BJH3)
Joystick finger fucker
(EPH3)
Salty Mudflaps
(EPH3)
Swiper No Swiping
(TH3)
Cums Up Wet
(StarCityH3)
4skin Felon
(EPH3)
Clearly not a Hooker
(SurfCityH3)
Horny McRib
(EPH3)
Harder than a 5th grader
(EPH3)
Thumper Can’t Pump Her
(EPH3)
Oxford Coma
(Abq)
Halfpipe
(ABQH3)
Rotten fruit hanging
(BJH3)
Dickscriminator
(EPH3)
Noname kiefer(soon to have one)
(ECH3)
Ottoman Cumpire
(BigHumpH3)
Boot Scoot Nookie (BSN)
(BJH3)
SnowBall White
(Alamogordo)
Just Murph
(ABQH3)
Just Melissa
(BDH3)
Just kneel and Bob
(FTWH3)
KinkHerBell
(ABQH3)
Go Speed Racist
(Poznań H3)
Ralph In The Mouth
(BJH3)
Rock Cock
(BRCH3)
goat so good
(WCH3)
Incontinent Babe Saver
(ABQH3)
Squat Twat
(DenverH3)
Boobs Farm
(Alamogordo)
Chestnut Hermosa
(OKCW3H3)
One-eyed Wetter
(MemphisH3)
Annular Fuckstuck
(ABQH3)
Big booty hoe
(EPH3)
Bearded Clam
(jHavH3)
Butt Lite
(HCH3)
Bigger Better Faster Deeper
(Sacramento H3)
Daddy WarFucks
(SAH3)
Not Your Scissor Sister
(AlamoH3)
EEE-WHORE
(ABQH3)
Cameltoe Hooker
(DUHHH)
Vaginal Vortex
(RPH3)
Red bed redemption
(EPH3)
My little pony keg
(California Larrik...)
Llama Llama Ding Dong
(ICBINMH3)
Just Hayley
(ABQH3)
Petrified Wood
(Moon Over My Sac H3)
Meatless Wonder
(AH3)
Sharin’ Cocks
(Alamogordo Hash H...)
Cookies N Cum
(SFH3)
Stop, Drop, & Anal
(Alamogordo)
Grand Theft Anal
(A2H3)
Cunts Way Low
(EPH3)
Alley Cat
(KAW!H3)
Piss in Puss
(WH3)
Pamela Gasterson
(EPH3)
Bi The Numbers
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Spring-Loaded Pussy
(OmahaH3)
Virgin Venus
(ABQH3)
Grand Theft boxer
(ECH3)
Anal Sanctuary
(Tidewater H3)
Five Angry Inches
(SFH3)
Sicilian Family Portrait
(AVLH3)
Chicken Bag
(Corpus Christi H3)
Shame Eww
(BJH3)
Cum So Hard Me Die
(DenverH3)
Nodoz on the Big Hoes
(SWH3)
Skittles Colon taste the Asshole
(ABQH3)
Sperm Donor
(SCH3)
Ghettoman +1
(FEH3)
Piggy Style
(ABQH3)
Scruffy Mc Fucky
(Colorado Kimchi)
A Shot or Tuah
(AlamoH3)
Smearmeoff
(EPH3)
Gingervitis
(San Francisco H3)
Octopussy
(Houston)
Betty Crotch Popper
(MosquitoH3)
Pan tera
(EPH3)
just Casey
(ABQH3)
Sex Doll Serial Killer
(BoulderH3)
Breaking Vag
(ABQH3)
Spits and Dribbles
(WH3)
Wicked Itch of the Yeast
(KissMyH3)
Penis blowjob star wars name
(Tulsa H3)
Stripper Lickin Good
(EPH3)
Hokey Tokey
(LongBeach H3)
PG 6"
(ABQH3)
The Fast & Bike-urious
(FEH3)
BenWa
(DenverH3)
Touching Me Softly
(AH3)
Hon Hon Hon Titty Croissants
(LDSH3)
Leather Lovelips
(Wrong Way Hash Ho...)
Free My Willy
(OmahaH3)
Be A Pisser
(EPH3)
Bitch dont know shit
(Palm Beach H3 (Co...)
Ambidickstrous
(ABQH3)
Dancing Queef
(EPH3)
Baconwrap
(EPH3)
Faux Mo
(MemphisH3)
Wave humper
(EPH3)
Shitter Splitter
(Sacramento H3)
Halloweenie Beerdini
(Wandering Whore H3)
Just Jake
(ABQH3)
H2ho
(EPH3)
Remember the AlaMILF
(IWSH3)
Backside Bayou
(AlamoH3)
Beer Battered
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
MotherTrucker
(Albuquerque H3)
Through the Looking Ass
(Larryville Hash H...)
McRimJob
(LAH3)
Hose Handler
(EPH3)
I’d Fuck Me!
(Anchorage H3)
Choco Taco
(BJH3)
Evaporated MILF
(BJH3)
Altered Boy
(BoiseH3)
Virgin Whisperer
(OmahaH3)
Just LaVerne
(SWH3)
Mistress of Masochism (MOM)
(Alamogordo)
Scent of a Man
(Wasatch H3)
I’d Fuck Me Too
(EPH3)
How Do You Like My Headlights NOW
(BigHumpH3)
Turtle Dick
(MosquitoH3)
Nanny Pokely
(LVH3vlv)
Sweaty Nipples, Surprise!
(CTrH3)
Calendar Girl
(Lost Boobs Phoenix)
Sensitive New Age Nipples
(Whoreman H3)
Son of a Swinger Man
(CTrH3)
Mrs. Robinson
(EPH3)
i Raq the pussy
(EPH3)
Mouth Queef
(Reno H3)
Grand theft auto
(Colorado Kimchi)
Flours for Anal Bum
(SurfCityH3)
Santa On Crack
( SAH3)
Fist Her Twice
(MosquitoH3)
I don't mow lawns, I don't shovel snow, I don't do ass to mouth.
(SLUT-DH3)
Just Daisy
(MiamiH3)
McPisser
(Houston H3)
8-Bit Dick
(Alamogordo)
Seven Deadly Dwarves
(KissMyH3)
Butt Plug FRED
(EBH3)
Rectal Rabbi
(SPIILH3)
Queen
(EBH3)
Fur On Fur Off
(CLH3)
My Precious GB
(RPH3)
Goo Shoe Pork
(MiHiHuHa)
John Wang
(EPH3)
Inappropriate
(Houston H3)
Just Bianca
(AlamoH3)
Ghettoman
(TH3)
Only Cums in a Kids Meal
(Humpin)
Eat=mycunt2wice
(EPH3)
Reverse Bogart
(W3H3)
Clamarindo
(EPH3)
Better brown than down
(KissMyH3)
Man Jina
(EPH3)
Once upon a time in 69 ........ I was almost the 8th (or more simply just Dot)
(Albuquerque)
Just Joe
(Las Cruces H3)
Mr hot and ready
(EPH3)
SofaKing
(KissMyH3)
Choir cock
(LBH3)
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