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Organizers:
Tex-Mex Intercourse Fiesta 2026
01/15 07:00 PM to 01/19 07:00 PM
A Hash Weekend
Cost: $100
"TEXMEX INTERCOURSE FIESTA HASH 2026"
Our biggest event of the year. Come celebrate 20+ years with us!!
It's 5 days of hashing and debauchery. Jan 15th - Jan 19th, 2026 and you're invited.
Plan your vacation ahead of time or quit your job, this is worth it.
To Register please complete and submit your payment to:
"PayPal to pinkslit_69@yahoo.com. Chose the family & friends option so we won’t get charged an extra fee."
THEME:
CIRCUS WONDERLAND!!
FRIDAY - Circus freak show: ringmaster, sexy circus performers, magicians, jugglers, acrobats, strongest man, tattooed ladies, clowns and carnies, etc
SATURDAY - Carnival! The world is a circus. Brightest and elaborate party attire!
To Register please complete and submit your payment to:
"PayPal to pinkslit_69@yahoo.com. Chose the family & friends option so we won’t get charged an extra fee."
CIRCUS WONDERLAND!!
COSTUMES / FLASH LIGHT / ANTIBIOTICS /
Location Details
Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
Start Location TBA
Schedule of Events
7 PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, Hares: TBA Theme: TBA
9AM- BORDER JUMPERS WILL LAY TRAIL, BJ STYLE- Bring your spare liver. Hares: TBA – Orange Chalk
• 3 PM: Ceremonial tapping of the Keg @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 2:30-4:30 PM: Registration -El Paso H3 Harriettes will sign you in and hand you YOUR PACKAGE OF GOODIES @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 in the Small Event Room by Front Desk
• 5-6 PM: Dinner Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 6:45 -7:00 – Uhaul’s will take us to Point A of pubcrawl. If you prefer to Uber, see Point A below.
• 7:30 PM: Pubcrawl Point A –TBA: DRESS THEME: Blast Circus freak show: ringmaster, sexy circus performers, magicians, jugglers, acrobats, strongest man, tattooed ladies, clowns and carnies, etc
8AM: Breakfast 8-10am - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West.
• 9-10AM: Late Registration (Wanker's Only!) Haberdashery TIME!! Shout out to Haberdashers bring your Shitty hash gear to sell!!
• 10:00 AM: Beer Mile Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. Hares: LeeRoy
• 10:30 AM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. MEXico TRAIL - 10:30 SHARP! Hares for the MEXico DRUG RUN TRAIL – TBA - You will need a valid/current passport for the Mexico Trail – Green Chalk
• 12:30PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. TEXAss TRAIL - 12:30 SHARP! Hares: TBA - Blue Chalk
• 6-7 PM: Dinner - Large Ballroom
• 8:30 PM: Party dance at the Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West.
8-10AM: Breakfast - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 10:00AM: Butt Scrabble- BackSide Bayou & Sperm Whale will be the sharpie ASS artists!
• Shout out to Haberdashers bring your shitty hash gear to sell!!
• 10:00AM-Draft Punk H3 – Bring your craft beers to share, a vessel, your prepped liver, and a friend. Look for details on FB.
• 11:00 AM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 THE WORLD-FAMOUS ASSHOLE TRAIL! 13-on up miles or more. Point A: Hares – TBA
• 1 :00 PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922- TURKEY TRAIL, 5-7 miles, Hares: TBA - Green chalk
• 6-07 PM: The last Supper - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
10 AM: HANGOVER TRAIL YA'LL!!! Point A - Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 Hare: TBA
Public Event
including:
Phlogging Poly
(NomadH3)
Backside Bayou
(AlamoH3)
Choir cock
(LBH3)
Premature hashturbation
(IEH3)
Butt Lite
(HCH3)
Sriracha Crotch
(EpH3)
Once upon a time in 69 ........ I was almost the 8th (or more simply just Dot)
(Albuquerque)
Red bed redemption
(EPH3)
How Do You Like My Headlights NOW
(BigHumpH3)
Ice Ice Crazie
(VoodooH3)
SnowBall White
(Alamogordo)
Deep in the throat of Tex Mex
(Shit show butt ho...)
2 Much 4 Me
(BJH3)
Ottoman Cumpire
(BigHumpH3)
I’d Fuck Me!
(Anchorage H3)
Louis L'Amour the Graveyard Whore
(KissMyH3)
My Precious GB
(RPH3)
Just Joe
(Las Cruces H3)
Shiver me titters
(Bjh3)
Just Doesn't Grow
(EPH3)
Just kneel and Bob
(FTWH3)
Shitter Splitter
(Sacramento H3)
E.R.I.C.
(TBH3 / EPH3)
Son of a Swinger Man
(CTrH3)
Speedy Stud Bumper
(KissMyH3)
EEE-WHORE
(ABQH3)
Two Lips
(CUH3 )
Donut Holer
(MosquitoH3)
Ambidickstrous
(ABQH3)
Five Angry Inches
(SFH3)
Grand theft auto
(Colorado Kimchi)
Grand Theft Anal
(A2H3)
Harder than a 5th grader
(EPH3)
PBelly
(EPH3)
Petrified Wood
(Moon Over My Sac H3)
Just Rachel
(Bell Scott H3)
Bitch dont know shit
(Palm Beach H3 (Co...)
Smearmeoff
(EPH3)
Ranger Smurf
(KDH3 CC)
Breaking Vag
(ABQH3)
Anal Sanctuary
(Tidewater H3)
My little pony keg
(California Larrik...)
Better brown than down
(KissMyH3)
Rear Ender
(ABQH3)
Hokey Tokey
(LongBeach H3)
Clamarindo
(EPH3)
Just Hayley
(ABQH3)
Penis blowjob star wars name
(Tulsa H3)
MotherTrucker
(Albuquerque H3)
Virgin Venus
(ABQH3)
Nodoz on the Big Hoes
(SWH3)
Cum So Hard Me Die
(DenverH3)
Desperate Lay
(CRapidsH3)
Dickscriminator
(EPH3)
Mrs. Robinson
(EPH3)
Bearded Clam
(jHavH3)
Used Rubber
(EPH3)
Big booty hoe
(EPH3)
H2ho
(EPH3)
Piggy Style
(ABQH3)
The Quicker Picker Upper
(SAH3)
Mistress of Masochism (MOM)
(Alamogordo)
Dick Lover
(TCH)
Leather Lovelips
(Wrong Way Hash Ho...)
Choco Taco
(BJH3)
I-10 Hoe
(EPH3)
The Fast & Bike-urious
(FEH3)
Daddy WarFucks
(SAH3)
FingerWave
(OmahaH3)
i Raq the pussy
(EPH3)
Tijuana Donkey Fluffer
(Moon Over My Sac H3 )
Screws ON First
(Bell Scott H3)
Turtle Dick
(MosquitoH3)
Dude Where's My Cheeto
(EPH3)
Shame Eww
(BJH3)
Be A Pisser
(EPH3)
McRimJob
(LAH3)
Santa On Crack
( SAH3)
Princess labia
(Phxh3)
Queen
(EBH3)
Ben Dover R My Panties Showin’
(DallasH3)
Baker’s Dozen’t
(SurfCityH3)
Catalina Shit Mixer
(Albuquerque Hash ...)
Alley Cat
(KAW!H3)
KinkHerBell
(ABQH3)
Scruffy Mc Fucky
(Colorado Kimchi)
Beer Battered
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Meatless Wonder
(AH3)
Man Jina
(EPH3)
PG 6"
(ABQH3)
Scent of a Man
(Wasatch H3)
2 Girls One Juan
(EPH3)
Octopussy
(Houston)
Goo Shoe Pork
(MiHiHuHa)
Bi The Numbers
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Seven Deadly Dwarves
(KissMyH3)
Fist Her Twice
(MosquitoH3)
Blood dance kid
(PhoenixH3)
Tantric Arachnid Cannabis Orgasm
(ABQH3)
Cameltoe Hooker
(DUHHH)
Ass Transit
(SDH3)
A Shot or Tuah
(AlamoH3)
Boobs Farm
(Alamogordo)
Skittles Colon taste the Asshole
(ABQH3)
Wicked Itch of the Yeast
(KissMyH3)
Ralph In The Mouth
(BJH3)
No G’nads
(Hindu Kush H3)
Ghettoman
(TH3)
Lock Nut Monster
(BigHumpH3)
Llama Llama Ding Dong
(ICBINMH3)
Flours for Anal Bum
(SurfCityH3)
Betty Crotch Popper
(MosquitoH3)
Rock Cock
(BRCH3)
McPisser
(Houston H3)
Cum Dumpster
(EPH3)
Incontinent Babe Saver
(ABQH3)
Fur On Fur Off
(CLH3)
Dancing Queef
(EPH3)
Pamela Gasterson
(EPH3)
Annular Fuckstuck
(ABQH3)
Cunts Way Low
(EPH3)
Reverse Bogart
(W3H3)
Lick Stick
(NomadH3)
Halloweenie Beerdini
(Wandering Whore H3)
House Shitter
(SAH3)
Through the Looking Ass
(Larryville Hash H...)
I’d Fuck Me Too
(EPH3)
Joystick finger fucker
(EPH3)
Just Bianca
(AlamoH3)
Just Jake
(ABQH3)
Touching Me Softly
(AH3)
Eat=mycunt2wice
(EPH3)
SofaKing
(KissMyH3)
Salty Mudflaps
(EPH3)
Tomorrow Never Cums
(Alamogordo)
Thumper Can’t Pump Her
(EPH3)
Evaporated MILF
(BJH3)
John Wang
(EPH3)
my teacher made me cum
(Border jumper H3)
Halfpipe
(ABQH3)
Sperm Donor
(SCH3)
Sharin’ Cocks
(Alamogordo Hash H...)
Just LaVerne
(SWH3)
I don't mow lawns, I don't shovel snow, I don't do ass to mouth.
(SLUT-DH3)
Flaming Anus
(EPH3)
ELBOWS DEEP
(S2H3)
Clearly not a Hooker
(SurfCityH3)
goat so good
(WCH3)
Tits Baaaaad
(SAH3)
BenWa
(DenverH3)
Cookies N Cum
(SFH3)
Dick the Boy Wonder
(Texas Crab Hash)
Butt Plug FRED
(EBH3)
Sex Doll Serial Killer
(BoulderH3)
Sweaty Nipples, Surprise!
(CTrH3)
Horse Sex Noises
(MiHiHuHa)
Wave humper
(EPH3)
7 Daddies & the Soggy Biscuit
(MiHiHuHa)
Inappropriate
(Houston H3)
Spits and Dribbles
(WH3)
Baconwrap
(EPH3)
Squat Twat
(DenverH3)
Hon Hon Hon Titty Croissants
(LDSH3)
Bigger Better Faster Deeper
(Sacramento H3)
Remember the AlaMILF
(IWSH3)
Grandpa's Next
(Wandering Whore H3)
Nanny Pokely
(LVH3vlv)
Weiner Waiver
(ABQH3)
Horny McRib
(EPH3)
Stripper Lickin Good
(EPH3)
Twatwurst
(BSH3)
Go Speed Racist
(Poznań H3)
Chestnut Hermosa
(OKCW3H3)
Vaginal Vortex
(RPH3)
Mouth Queef
(Reno H3)
Not Your Scissor Sister
(AlamoH3)
Cums Up Wet
(StarCityH3)
Stop, Drop, & Anal
(Alamogordo)
Just Murph
(ABQH3)
Chicken Bag
(Corpus Christi H3)
8-Bit Dick
(Alamogordo)
Gingervitis
(San Francisco H3)
Free My Willy
(OmahaH3)
Grand Theft boxer
(ECH3)
Sicilian Family Portrait
(AVLH3)
Piss in Puss
(WH3)
Wifey doesn’t know
(EPH3)
Pan tera
(EPH3)
Ghettoman +1
(FEH3)
Calendar Girl
(Lost Boobs Phoenix)
Sensitive New Age Nipples
(Whoreman H3)
Just Cruz
(Alamogordo H3 )
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