Cost: $100
"TEXMEX INTERCOURSE FIESTA HASH 2026"
Our biggest event of the year. Come celebrate 20+ years with us!!
It's 5 days of hashing and debauchery. Jan 15th - Jan 19th, 2026 and you're invited.
Plan your vacation ahead of time or quit your job, this is worth it.
To Register please complete and submit your payment to:
"PayPal to pinkslit_69@yahoo.com. Chose the family & friends option so we won’t get charged an extra fee."
THEME:
CIRCUS WONDERLAND!!
FRIDAY - Circus freak show: ringmaster, sexy circus performers, magicians, jugglers, acrobats, strongest man, tattooed ladies, clowns and carnies, etc
SATURDAY - Carnival! The world is a circus. Brightest and elaborate party attire!
To Register please complete and submit your payment to:
"PayPal to pinkslit_69@yahoo.com. Chose the family & friends option so we won’t get charged an extra fee."
CIRCUS WONDERLAND!!
COSTUMES / FLASH LIGHT / ANTIBIOTICS /
Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
Start Location TBA
7 PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, Hares: TBA Theme: keep it simple: “Blast from the Past.” Wear something, anything from a previous Tex-Mex. Anything from an old Tex-Mex T-shirt to a full costume. Hares will provide some prizes for really old or creative outfits. YELLOW CHALK
9AM- BORDER JUMPERS WILL LAY TRAIL, BJ STYLE- Bring your spare liver. Hares: Choco & Wookie – Orange Chalk
• 3 PM: Ceremonial tapping of the Keg @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 2:30-4:30 PM: Registration -El Paso H3 Harriettes will sign you in and hand you YOUR PACKAGE OF GOODIES @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 in the Small Event Room by Front Desk
• 5-6 PM: Dinner Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 6:45 -7:00 – Uhaul’s will take us to Point A of pubcrawl. If you prefer to Uber, see Point A below.
• 7:30 PM: Pubcrawl Point A –TBA: HARES: LeeRoy n Stiches & Beer Battered DRESS THEME: Blast Circus freak show: ringmaster, sexy circus performers, magicians, jugglers, acrobats, strongest man, tattooed ladies, clowns and carnies, etc...WHITE CHALK
8AM: Breakfast 8-10am - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West.
• 9-10AM: Late Registration (Wanker's Only!) Haberdashery TIME!! Shout out to Haberdashers bring your Shitty hash gear to sell!!
• 10:00 AM: Beer Mile Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. Hares: LeeRoyPINK CHALK
• 10:30 AM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. MEXico TRAIL - 10:30 SHARP! Hares for the MEXico DRUG RUN TRAIL – Hoser - You will need a valid/current passport for the Mexico Trail – GREEN CHALK
• 12:30PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. TEXAss TRAIL - 12:30 SHARP! Hares: Just Doesn't Grow - BLUE CHALK
• 6-7 PM: Dinner - Large Ballroom
• 8:30 PM: Party dance at the Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. Theme: Carnival! The world is a circus. Brightest and elaborate party attire!
8-10AM: Breakfast - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 10:00AM: Butt Scrabble- BackSide Bayou & Sperm Whale will be the sharpie ASS artists!
• Shout out to Haberdashers bring your shitty hash gear to sell!!
• 10:00AM-Draft Punk H3 – Bring your craft beers to share, a vessel, your prepped liver, and a friend. Look for details on FB.
• 11:00 AM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 THE WORLD-FAMOUS ASSHOLE TRAIL! 13-on up miles or more. Point A: Hares – Beer Battered & Spermy WHITE CHALK
• 1 :00 PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922- TURKEY TRAIL, 5-7 miles, Hares: Harder - GREEN CHALK
• 6-07 PM: The last Supper - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
11 AM: HANGOVER TRAIL YA'LL!!! Point A - Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 Hare: E.R.I.C. & Pinky - PINK CHALK
including:
Tantric Arachnid Cannabis Orgasm
(ABQH3)
Baker’s Dozen’t
(SurfCityH3)
Just Bianca
(AlamoH3)
Halfpipe
(ABQH3)
Nanny Pokely
(LVH3vlv)
I’d Fuck Me Too
(EPH3)
Swiper No Swiping
(TH3)
Annular Fuckstuck
(ABQH3)
The Fast & Bike-urious
(FEH3)
Piss in Puss
(WH3)
FingerWave
(OmahaH3)
EEE-WHORE
(ABQH3)
Lock Nut Monster
(BigHumpH3)
Clearly not a Hooker
(SurfCityH3)
Dancing Queef
(EPH3)
Bi The Numbers
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Mouth Queef
(Reno H3)
Turtle Dick
(MosquitoH3)
8-Bit Dick
(Alamogordo)
Anal Sanctuary
(Tidewater H3)
KinkHerBell
(ABQH3)
John Wang
(EPH3)
Oxford Coma
(Abq)
The Quicker Picker Upper
(SAH3)
Tijuana Donkey Fluffer
(Moon Over My Sac H3 )
How Do You Like My Headlights NOW
(BigHumpH3)
Grandpa's Next
(Wandering Whore H3)
One-eyed Wetter
(MemphisH3)
Ghettoman
(TH3)
Harder than a 5th grader
(EPH3)
Evaporated MILF
(BJH3)
Stripper Lickin Good
(EPH3)
Sex Doll Serial Killer
(BoulderH3)
Deep in the throat of Tex Mex
(Shit show butt ho...)
Piggy Style
(ABQH3)
4skin Felon
(EPH3)
Thumper Can’t Pump Her
(EPH3)
Skittles Colon taste the Asshole
(ABQH3)
Santa On Crack
( SAH3)
Nodoz on the Big Hoes
(SWH3)
Pamela Gasterson
(EPH3)
Princess labia
(Phxh3)
House Shitter
(SAH3)
Beer Battered
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Mistress of Masochism (MOM)
(Alamogordo)
Daddy WarFucks
(SAH3)
Remember the AlaMILF
(IWSH3)
Louis L'Amour the Graveyard Whore
(KissMyH3)
SnowBall White
(Alamogordo)
Just Murph
(ABQH3)
Just LaVerne
(SWH3)
my teacher made me cum
(Border jumper H3)
Once upon a time in 69 ........ I was almost the 8th (or more simply just Dot)
(Albuquerque)
Wicked Itch of the Yeast
(KissMyH3)
Altered Boy
(BoiseH3)
A Shot or Tuah
(AlamoH3)
Penis blowjob star wars name
(Tulsa H3)
Sensitive New Age Nipples
(Whoreman H3)
Cums Up Wet
(StarCityH3)
goat so good
(WCH3)
Grand Theft boxer
(ECH3)
Scruffy Mc Fucky
(Colorado Kimchi)
Goo Shoe Pork
(MiHiHuHa)
Choir cock
(LBH3)
Speedy Stud Bumper
(KissMyH3)
Grand theft auto
(Colorado Kimchi)
Sweaty Nipples, Surprise!
(CTrH3)
Smearmeoff
(EPH3)
I’d Fuck Me!
(Anchorage H3)
Just Daisy
(MiamiH3)
McRimJob
(LAH3)
PBelly
(EPH3)
Stop, Drop, & Anal
(Alamogordo)
Cameltoe Hooker
(DUHHH)
Petrified Wood
(Moon Over My Sac H3)
Virgin Whisperer
(OmahaH3)
Choco Taco
(BJH3)
Faux Mo
(MemphisH3)
ELBOWS DEEP
(S2H3)
Fur On Fur Off
(CLH3)
Desperate Lay
(CRapidsH3)
Halloweenie Beerdini
(Wandering Whore H3)
Salty Mudflaps
(EPH3)
Twatwurst
(BSH3)
Just Cruz
(Alamogordo H3 )
Shitter Splitter
(Sacramento H3)
My Precious GB
(RPH3)
Ghettoman +1
(FEH3)
Bitch dont know shit
(Palm Beach H3 (Co...)
Meatless Wonder
(AH3)
Only Cums in a Kids Meal
(Humpin)
Through the Looking Ass
(Larryville Hash H...)
Red bed redemption
(EPH3)
Calendar Girl
(Lost Boobs Phoenix)
Shame Eww
(BJH3)
Just kneel and Bob
(FTWH3)
Sharin’ Cocks
(Alamogordo Hash H...)
Rotten fruit hanging
(BJH3)
Boot Scoot Nookie (BSN)
(BJH3)
Sicilian Family Portrait
(AVLH3)
Tomorrow Never Cums
(Alamogordo)
Ice Ice Crazie
(VoodooH3)
Mrs. Robinson
(EPH3)
Cookies N Cum
(SFH3)
Free My Willy
(OmahaH3)
Boobs Farm
(Alamogordo)
Cunts Way Low
(EPH3)
Butt Lite
(HCH3)
Backside Bayou
(AlamoH3)
Squat Twat
(DenverH3)
Premature hashturbation
(IEH3)
Llama Llama Ding Dong
(ICBINMH3)
Eat=mycunt2wice
(EPH3)
BenWa
(DenverH3)
Just Jake
(ABQH3)
Flours for Anal Bum
(SurfCityH3)
Inappropriate
(Houston H3)
Just Hayley
(ABQH3)
Wave humper
(EPH3)
Hon Hon Hon Titty Croissants
(LDSH3)
Alley Cat
(KAW!H3)
MotherTrucker
(Albuquerque H3)
Five Angry Inches
(SFH3)
Big booty hoe
(EPH3)
Pan tera
(EPH3)
H2ho
(EPH3)
Tits Baaaaad
(SAH3)
i Raq the pussy
(EPH3)
Shiver me titters
(Bjh3)
Mr hot and ready
(EPH3)
Donut Holer
(MosquitoH3)
Just Joe
(Las Cruces H3)
Hokey Tokey
(LongBeach H3)
Ralph In The Mouth
(BJH3)
Horny McRib
(EPH3)
Man Jina
(EPH3)
Rock Cock
(BRCH3)
Used Rubber
(EPH3)
Better brown than down
(KissMyH3)
Leather Lovelips
(Wrong Way Hash Ho...)
Seven Deadly Dwarves
(KissMyH3)
Gingervitis
(San Francisco H3)
Chicken Bag
(Corpus Christi H3)
Scent of a Man
(Wasatch H3)
I-10 Hoe
(EPH3)
My little pony keg
(California Larrik...)
Bigger Better Faster Deeper
(Sacramento H3)
Ottoman Cumpire
(BigHumpH3)
Baconwrap
(EPH3)
Hose Handler
(EPH3)
Reverse Bogart
(W3H3)
Lick Stick
(NomadH3)
Virgin Venus
(ABQH3)
Spring-Loaded Pussy
(OmahaH3)
E.R.I.C.
(TBH3 / EPH3)
Just Doesn't Grow
(EPH3)
I don't mow lawns, I don't shovel snow, I don't do ass to mouth.
(SLUT-DH3)
Not Your Scissor Sister
(AlamoH3)
Son of a Swinger Man
(CTrH3)
Just Melissa
(BDH3)
Octopussy
(Houston)
Go Speed Racist
(Poznań H3)
Whorechata
(ECH3)
Joystick finger fucker
(EPH3)
Queen
(EBH3)
SofaKing
(KissMyH3)
Betty Crotch Popper
(MosquitoH3)
Clamarindo
(EPH3)
Ben Dover R My Panties Showin’
(DallasH3)
Dickscriminator
(EPH3)
Pour some wookie on me
(BJH3)
2 Girls One Juan
(EPH3)
Sperm Donor
(SCH3)
Be A Pisser
(EPH3)
Touching Me Softly
(AH3)
Vaginal Vortex
(RPH3)
Fist Her Twice
(MosquitoH3)
PG 6"
(ABQH3)
McPisser
(Houston H3)
Spits and Dribbles
(WH3)
just Casey
(ABQH3)
Cum So Hard Me Die
(DenverH3)
Rectal Rabbi
(SPIILH3)
Rear Ender
(ABQH3)
Breaking Vag
(ABQH3)
Grand Theft Anal
(A2H3)
Chestnut Hermosa
(OKCW3H3)
Bearded Clam
(jHavH3)
Ambidickstrous
(ABQH3)
Dude Where's My Cheeto
(EPH3)
Incontinent Babe Saver
(ABQH3)
Butt Plug FRED
(EBH3)
Phlogging Poly
(NomadH3)
Noname kiefer(soon to have one)
(ECH3)
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