Cost: $100
"TEXMEX INTERCOURSE FIESTA HASH 2026"
Our biggest event of the year. Come celebrate 20+ years with us!!
It's 5 days of hashing and debauchery. Jan 15th - Jan 19th, 2026 and you're invited.
Plan your vacation ahead of time or quit your job, this is worth it.
To Register please complete and submit your payment to:
"PayPal to pinkslit_69@yahoo.com. Chose the family & friends option so we won’t get charged an extra fee."
THEME:
CIRCUS WONDERLAND!!
FRIDAY - Circus freak show: ringmaster, sexy circus performers, magicians, jugglers, acrobats, strongest man, tattooed ladies, clowns and carnies, etc
SATURDAY - Carnival! The world is a circus. Brightest and elaborate party attire!
To Register please complete and submit your payment to:
"PayPal to pinkslit_69@yahoo.com. Chose the family & friends option so we won’t get charged an extra fee."
CIRCUS WONDERLAND!!
COSTUMES / FLASH LIGHT / ANTIBIOTICS /
Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
Start Location TBA
7 PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, Hares: TBA Theme: keep it simple: “Blast from the Past.” Wear something, anything from a previous Tex-Mex. Anything from an old Tex-Mex T-shirt to a full costume. Hares will provide some prizes for really old or creative outfits. YELLOW CHALK
9AM- BORDER JUMPERS WILL LAY TRAIL, BJ STYLE- Bring your spare liver. Hares: Choco & Wookie – Orange Chalk
• 3 PM: Ceremonial tapping of the Keg @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 2:30-4:30 PM: Registration -El Paso H3 Harriettes will sign you in and hand you YOUR PACKAGE OF GOODIES @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 in the Small Event Room by Front Desk
• 5-6 PM: Dinner Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 6:45 -7:00 – Uhaul’s will take us to Point A of pubcrawl. If you prefer to Uber, see Point A below.
• 7:30 PM: Pubcrawl Point A –TBA: HARES: LeeRoy n Stiches & Beer Battered DRESS THEME: Blast Circus freak show: ringmaster, sexy circus performers, magicians, jugglers, acrobats, strongest man, tattooed ladies, clowns and carnies, etc...WHITE CHALK
8AM: Breakfast 8-10am - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West.
• 9-10AM: Late Registration (Wanker's Only!) Haberdashery TIME!! Shout out to Haberdashers bring your Shitty hash gear to sell!!
• 10:00 AM: Beer Mile Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. Hares: LeeRoyPINK CHALK
• 10:30 AM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. MEXico TRAIL - 10:30 SHARP! Hares for the MEXico DRUG RUN TRAIL – Hoser - You will need a valid/current passport for the Mexico Trail – GREEN CHALK
• 12:30PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. TEXAss TRAIL - 12:30 SHARP! Hares: Just Doesn't Grow - BLUE CHALK
• 6-7 PM: Dinner - Large Ballroom
• 8:30 PM: Party dance at the Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. Theme: Carnival! The world is a circus. Brightest and elaborate party attire!
8-10AM: Breakfast - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 10:00AM: Butt Scrabble- BackSide Bayou & Sperm Whale will be the sharpie ASS artists!
• Shout out to Haberdashers bring your shitty hash gear to sell!!
• 10:00AM-Draft Punk H3 – Bring your craft beers to share, a vessel, your prepped liver, and a friend. Look for details on FB.
• 11:00 AM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 THE WORLD-FAMOUS ASSHOLE TRAIL! 13-on up miles or more. Point A: Hares – Beer Battered & Spermy WHITE CHALK
• 1 :00 PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922- TURKEY TRAIL, 5-7 miles, Hares: Harder - GREEN CHALK
• 6-07 PM: The last Supper - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
11 AM: HANGOVER TRAIL YA'LL!!! Point A - Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 Hare: E.R.I.C. & Pinky - PINK CHALK
including:
Bigger Better Faster Deeper
(Sacramento H3)
Mr hot and ready
(EPH3)
Ambidickstrous
(ABQH3)
Dickscriminator
(EPH3)
PG 6"
(ABQH3)
Ralph In The Mouth
(BJH3)
I-10 Hoe
(EPH3)
Phlogging Poly
(NomadH3)
Smearmeoff
(EPH3)
Boot Scoot Nookie (BSN)
(BJH3)
Stripper Lickin Good
(EPH3)
A Shot or Tuah
(AlamoH3)
Altered Boy
(BoiseH3)
Dude Where's My Cheeto
(EPH3)
EEE-WHORE
(ABQH3)
Spits and Dribbles
(WH3)
SofaKing
(KissMyH3)
Just Hayley
(ABQH3)
My Precious GB
(RPH3)
Anal Sanctuary
(Tidewater H3)
Scent of a Man
(Wasatch H3)
My little pony keg
(California Larrik...)
Incontinent Babe Saver
(ABQH3)
Goo Shoe Pork
(MiHiHuHa)
Virgin Whisperer
(OmahaH3)
Ghettoman
(TH3)
Thumper Can’t Pump Her
(EPH3)
Queen
(EBH3)
BenWa
(DenverH3)
The Fast & Bike-urious
(FEH3)
Remember the AlaMILF
(IWSH3)
Just Melissa
(BDH3)
Backside Bayou
(AlamoH3)
Calendar Girl
(Lost Boobs Phoenix)
Bearded Clam
(jHavH3)
Clearly not a Hooker
(SurfCityH3)
Wicked Itch of the Yeast
(KissMyH3)
Fur On Fur Off
(CLH3)
Cum So Hard Me Die
(DenverH3)
Wave humper
(EPH3)
Halloweenie Beerdini
(Wandering Whore H3)
Through the Looking Ass
(Larryville Hash H...)
SnowBall White
(Alamogordo)
The Quicker Picker Upper
(SAH3)
Go Speed Racist
(Poznań H3)
Spring-Loaded Pussy
(OmahaH3)
Chestnut Hermosa
(OKCW3H3)
Grandpa's Next
(Wandering Whore H3)
Betty Crotch Popper
(MosquitoH3)
Hon Hon Hon Titty Croissants
(LDSH3)
Sharin’ Cocks
(Alamogordo Hash H...)
Mistress of Masochism (MOM)
(Alamogordo)
Just kneel and Bob
(FTWH3)
Rock Cock
(BRCH3)
Daddy WarFucks
(SAH3)
Princess labia
(Phxh3)
Choir cock
(LBH3)
Halfpipe
(ABQH3)
Cunts Way Low
(EPH3)
Cums Up Wet
(StarCityH3)
Shame Eww
(BJH3)
Shitter Splitter
(Sacramento H3)
2 Girls One Juan
(EPH3)
PBelly
(EPH3)
Better brown than down
(KissMyH3)
Annular Fuckstuck
(ABQH3)
Breaking Vag
(ABQH3)
ELBOWS DEEP
(S2H3)
Noname kiefer(soon to have one)
(ECH3)
Fist Her Twice
(MosquitoH3)
Penis blowjob star wars name
(Tulsa H3)
Horny McRib
(EPH3)
Baker’s Dozen’t
(SurfCityH3)
Dancing Queef
(EPH3)
Stop, Drop, & Anal
(Alamogordo)
Sensitive New Age Nipples
(Whoreman H3)
Mrs. Robinson
(EPH3)
Squat Twat
(DenverH3)
Tomorrow Never Cums
(Alamogordo)
Tits Baaaaad
(SAH3)
Sperm Donor
(SCH3)
How Do You Like My Headlights NOW
(BigHumpH3)
Santa On Crack
( SAH3)
Nodoz on the Big Hoes
(SWH3)
Alley Cat
(KAW!H3)
House Shitter
(SAH3)
Petrified Wood
(Moon Over My Sac H3)
goat so good
(WCH3)
Faux Mo
(MemphisH3)
Just Daisy
(MiamiH3)
Ben Dover R My Panties Showin’
(DallasH3)
Turtle Dick
(MosquitoH3)
Pamela Gasterson
(EPH3)
Touching Me Softly
(AH3)
Red bed redemption
(EPH3)
KinkHerBell
(ABQH3)
Sweaty Nipples, Surprise!
(CTrH3)
Sicilian Family Portrait
(AVLH3)
Beer Battered
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Virgin Venus
(ABQH3)
Just LaVerne
(SWH3)
Boobs Farm
(Alamogordo)
Tijuana Donkey Fluffer
(Moon Over My Sac H3 )
Premature hashturbation
(IEH3)
Not Your Scissor Sister
(AlamoH3)
Cameltoe Hooker
(DUHHH)
just Casey
(ABQH3)
Twatwurst
(BSH3)
Used Rubber
(EPH3)
Choco Taco
(BJH3)
Eat=mycunt2wice
(EPH3)
Rectal Rabbi
(SPIILH3)
8-Bit Dick
(Alamogordo)
i Raq the pussy
(EPH3)
Whorechata
(ECH3)
Inappropriate
(Houston H3)
Just Bianca
(AlamoH3)
Louis L'Amour the Graveyard Whore
(KissMyH3)
Deep in the throat of Tex Mex
(Shit show butt ho...)
Sex Doll Serial Killer
(BoulderH3)
McRimJob
(LAH3)
Meatless Wonder
(AH3)
Donut Holer
(MosquitoH3)
Just Joe
(Las Cruces H3)
H2ho
(EPH3)
Clamarindo
(EPH3)
Joystick finger fucker
(EPH3)
Seven Deadly Dwarves
(KissMyH3)
Be A Pisser
(EPH3)
Bi The Numbers
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
McPisser
(Houston H3)
Reverse Bogart
(W3H3)
Flours for Anal Bum
(SurfCityH3)
Cookies N Cum
(SFH3)
FingerWave
(OmahaH3)
Hokey Tokey
(LongBeach H3)
Grand Theft Anal
(A2H3)
Rear Ender
(ABQH3)
Scruffy Mc Fucky
(Colorado Kimchi)
Oxford Coma
(Abq)
Evaporated MILF
(BJH3)
Lick Stick
(NomadH3)
Pour some wookie on me
(BJH3)
Grand theft auto
(Colorado Kimchi)
Gingervitis
(San Francisco H3)
Harder than a 5th grader
(EPH3)
Lock Nut Monster
(BigHumpH3)
Just Doesn't Grow
(EPH3)
4skin Felon
(EPH3)
Grand Theft boxer
(ECH3)
my teacher made me cum
(Border jumper H3)
Big booty hoe
(EPH3)
Salty Mudflaps
(EPH3)
Chicken Bag
(Corpus Christi H3)
Man Jina
(EPH3)
Baconwrap
(EPH3)
Son of a Swinger Man
(CTrH3)
Desperate Lay
(CRapidsH3)
One-eyed Wetter
(MemphisH3)
Mouth Queef
(Reno H3)
John Wang
(EPH3)
Just Cruz
(Alamogordo H3 )
Free My Willy
(OmahaH3)
Bitch dont know shit
(Palm Beach H3 (Co...)
Ottoman Cumpire
(BigHumpH3)
Llama Llama Ding Dong
(ICBINMH3)
Speedy Stud Bumper
(KissMyH3)
Only Cums in a Kids Meal
(Humpin)
Tantric Arachnid Cannabis Orgasm
(ABQH3)
Shiver me titters
(Bjh3)
Five Angry Inches
(SFH3)
MotherTrucker
(Albuquerque H3)
I’d Fuck Me Too
(EPH3)
Skittles Colon taste the Asshole
(ABQH3)
Ice Ice Crazie
(VoodooH3)
Leather Lovelips
(Wrong Way Hash Ho...)
Hose Handler
(EPH3)
Pan tera
(EPH3)
Butt Lite
(HCH3)
Nanny Pokely
(LVH3vlv)
I’d Fuck Me!
(Anchorage H3)
Swiper No Swiping
(TH3)
Butt Plug FRED
(EBH3)
Vaginal Vortex
(RPH3)
Just Jake
(ABQH3)
Rotten fruit hanging
(BJH3)
E.R.I.C.
(TBH3 / EPH3)
Once upon a time in 69 ........ I was almost the 8th (or more simply just Dot)
(Albuquerque)
Just Murph
(ABQH3)
Ghettoman +1
(FEH3)
Piggy Style
(ABQH3)
Octopussy
(Houston)
I don't mow lawns, I don't shovel snow, I don't do ass to mouth.
(SLUT-DH3)
Piss in Puss
(WH3)
Created by Gin | Inspired by many