Cost: $100
"TEXMEX INTERCOURSE FIESTA HASH 2026"
Our biggest event of the year. Come celebrate 20+ years with us!!
It's 5 days of hashing and debauchery. Jan 15th - Jan 19th, 2026 and you're invited.
Plan your vacation ahead of time or quit your job, this is worth it.
To Register please complete and submit your payment to:
"PayPal to pinkslit_69@yahoo.com. Chose the family & friends option so we won’t get charged an extra fee."
THEME:
CIRCUS WONDERLAND!!
FRIDAY - Circus freak show: ringmaster, sexy circus performers, magicians, jugglers, acrobats, strongest man, tattooed ladies, clowns and carnies, etc
SATURDAY - Carnival! The world is a circus. Brightest and elaborate party attire!
To Register please complete and submit your payment to:
"PayPal to pinkslit_69@yahoo.com. Chose the family & friends option so we won’t get charged an extra fee."
CIRCUS WONDERLAND!!
COSTUMES / FLASH LIGHT / ANTIBIOTICS /
Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
Start Location TBA
7 PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, Hares: TBA Theme: keep it simple: “Blast from the Past.” Wear something, anything from a previous Tex-Mex. Anything from an old Tex-Mex T-shirt to a full costume. Hares will provide some prizes for really old or creative outfits. YELLOW CHALK
9AM- BORDER JUMPERS WILL LAY TRAIL, BJ STYLE- Bring your spare liver. Hares: Choco & Wookie – Orange Chalk
• 3 PM: Ceremonial tapping of the Keg @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 2:30-4:30 PM: Registration -El Paso H3 Harriettes will sign you in and hand you YOUR PACKAGE OF GOODIES @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 in the Small Event Room by Front Desk
• 5-6 PM: Dinner Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 6:45 -7:00 – Uhaul’s will take us to Point A of pubcrawl. If you prefer to Uber, see Point A below.
• 7:30 PM: Pubcrawl Point A –TBA: HARES: LeeRoy n Stiches & Beer Battered DRESS THEME: Blast Circus freak show: ringmaster, sexy circus performers, magicians, jugglers, acrobats, strongest man, tattooed ladies, clowns and carnies, etc...WHITE CHALK
8AM: Breakfast 8-10am - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West.
• 9-10AM: Late Registration (Wanker's Only!) Haberdashery TIME!! Shout out to Haberdashers bring your Shitty hash gear to sell!!
• 10:00 AM: Beer Mile Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. Hares: LeeRoyPINK CHALK
• 10:30 AM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. MEXico TRAIL - 10:30 SHARP! Hares for the MEXico DRUG RUN TRAIL – Hoser - You will need a valid/current passport for the Mexico Trail – GREEN CHALK
• 12:30PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. TEXAss TRAIL - 12:30 SHARP! Hares: Just Doesn't Grow - BLUE CHALK
• 6-7 PM: Dinner - Large Ballroom
• 8:30 PM: Party dance at the Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. Theme: Carnival! The world is a circus. Brightest and elaborate party attire!
8-10AM: Breakfast - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 10:00AM: Butt Scrabble- BackSide Bayou & Sperm Whale will be the sharpie ASS artists!
• Shout out to Haberdashers bring your shitty hash gear to sell!!
• 10:00AM-Draft Punk H3 – Bring your craft beers to share, a vessel, your prepped liver, and a friend. Look for details on FB.
• 11:00 AM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 THE WORLD-FAMOUS ASSHOLE TRAIL! 13-on up miles or more. Point A: Hares – Beer Battered & Spermy WHITE CHALK
• 1 :00 PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922- TURKEY TRAIL, 5-7 miles, Hares: Harder - GREEN CHALK
• 6-07 PM: The last Supper - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
11 AM: HANGOVER TRAIL YA'LL!!! Point A - Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 Hare: E.R.I.C. & Pinky - PINK CHALK
including:
Incontinent Babe Saver
(ABQH3)
Better brown than down
(KissMyH3)
The Fast & Bike-urious
(FEH3)
Butt Lite
(HCH3)
Piss in Puss
(WH3)
Cunts Way Low
(EPH3)
Stop, Drop, & Anal
(Alamogordo)
Joystick finger fucker
(EPH3)
Santa On Crack
( SAH3)
Fur On Fur Off
(CLH3)
Stripper Lickin Good
(EPH3)
Rear Ender
(ABQH3)
Just Cruz
(Alamogordo H3 )
Nodoz on the Big Hoes
(SWH3)
Rock Cock
(BRCH3)
Dickscriminator
(EPH3)
Just Murph
(ABQH3)
Cums Up Wet
(StarCityH3)
Clamarindo
(EPH3)
Reverse Bogart
(W3H3)
Eat=mycunt2wice
(EPH3)
E.R.I.C.
(TBH3 / EPH3)
Shiver me titters
(Bjh3)
Squat Twat
(DenverH3)
Remember the AlaMILF
(IWSH3)
Be A Pisser
(EPH3)
Speedy Stud Bumper
(KissMyH3)
Tijuana Donkey Fluffer
(Moon Over My Sac H3 )
PG 6"
(ABQH3)
KinkHerBell
(ABQH3)
Just Joe
(Las Cruces H3)
Grand Theft Anal
(A2H3)
My Precious GB
(RPH3)
Free My Willy
(OmahaH3)
One-eyed Wetter
(MemphisH3)
Bigger Better Faster Deeper
(Sacramento H3)
Hon Hon Hon Titty Croissants
(LDSH3)
Backside Bayou
(AlamoH3)
The Quicker Picker Upper
(SAH3)
Baker’s Dozen’t
(SurfCityH3)
Cameltoe Hooker
(DUHHH)
Halfpipe
(ABQH3)
Scent of a Man
(Wasatch H3)
I don't mow lawns, I don't shovel snow, I don't do ass to mouth.
(SLUT-DH3)
Noname kiefer(soon to have one)
(ECH3)
Choir cock
(LBH3)
Just Daisy
(MiamiH3)
PBelly
(EPH3)
Smearmeoff
(EPH3)
Faux Mo
(MemphisH3)
Vaginal Vortex
(RPH3)
Choco Taco
(BJH3)
Mouth Queef
(Reno H3)
Tantric Arachnid Cannabis Orgasm
(ABQH3)
Man Jina
(EPH3)
Through the Looking Ass
(Larryville Hash H...)
Anal Sanctuary
(Tidewater H3)
Swiper No Swiping
(TH3)
Dancing Queef
(EPH3)
Evaporated MILF
(BJH3)
McRimJob
(LAH3)
Not Your Scissor Sister
(AlamoH3)
Deep in the throat of Tex Mex
(Shit show butt ho...)
Llama Llama Ding Dong
(ICBINMH3)
I-10 Hoe
(EPH3)
Shitter Splitter
(Sacramento H3)
Boobs Farm
(Alamogordo)
Dude Where's My Cheeto
(EPH3)
Sex Doll Serial Killer
(BoulderH3)
Leather Lovelips
(Wrong Way Hash Ho...)
Annular Fuckstuck
(ABQH3)
Go Speed Racist
(Poznań H3)
Hokey Tokey
(LongBeach H3)
Ghettoman +1
(FEH3)
Five Angry Inches
(SFH3)
Rotten fruit hanging
(BJH3)
Spring-Loaded Pussy
(OmahaH3)
Scruffy Mc Fucky
(Colorado Kimchi)
Nanny Pokely
(LVH3vlv)
Grand Theft boxer
(ECH3)
A Shot or Tuah
(AlamoH3)
Big booty hoe
(EPH3)
Salty Mudflaps
(EPH3)
Ottoman Cumpire
(BigHumpH3)
Son of a Swinger Man
(CTrH3)
SnowBall White
(Alamogordo)
Wicked Itch of the Yeast
(KissMyH3)
Beer Battered
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Flours for Anal Bum
(SurfCityH3)
Cookies N Cum
(SFH3)
Bi The Numbers
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Chicken Bag
(Corpus Christi H3)
8-Bit Dick
(Alamogordo)
Harder than a 5th grader
(EPH3)
My little pony keg
(California Larrik...)
Queen
(EBH3)
Tits Baaaaad
(SAH3)
Horny McRib
(EPH3)
Alley Cat
(KAW!H3)
Fist Her Twice
(MosquitoH3)
Just Bianca
(AlamoH3)
EEE-WHORE
(ABQH3)
I’d Fuck Me Too
(EPH3)
Mistress of Masochism (MOM)
(Alamogordo)
Just Doesn't Grow
(EPH3)
Gingervitis
(San Francisco H3)
Goo Shoe Pork
(MiHiHuHa)
Bitch dont know shit
(Palm Beach H3 (Co...)
Red bed redemption
(EPH3)
Turtle Dick
(MosquitoH3)
Skittles Colon taste the Asshole
(ABQH3)
goat so good
(WCH3)
Hose Handler
(EPH3)
Virgin Whisperer
(OmahaH3)
Ghettoman
(TH3)
Tomorrow Never Cums
(Alamogordo)
Lock Nut Monster
(BigHumpH3)
Spits and Dribbles
(WH3)
Oxford Coma
(Abq)
Just Hayley
(ABQH3)
Wave humper
(EPH3)
Chestnut Hermosa
(OKCW3H3)
Ice Ice Crazie
(VoodooH3)
Rectal Rabbi
(SPIILH3)
Piggy Style
(ABQH3)
Pour some wookie on me
(BJH3)
Inappropriate
(Houston H3)
Donut Holer
(MosquitoH3)
Butt Plug FRED
(EBH3)
Pan tera
(EPH3)
Premature hashturbation
(IEH3)
Mrs. Robinson
(EPH3)
Octopussy
(Houston)
Ambidickstrous
(ABQH3)
Sperm Donor
(SCH3)
Baconwrap
(EPH3)
Touching Me Softly
(AH3)
Thumper Can’t Pump Her
(EPH3)
Mr hot and ready
(EPH3)
Twatwurst
(BSH3)
Cum So Hard Me Die
(DenverH3)
Sweaty Nipples, Surprise!
(CTrH3)
FingerWave
(OmahaH3)
4skin Felon
(EPH3)
MotherTrucker
(Albuquerque H3)
McPisser
(Houston H3)
Grandpa's Next
(Wandering Whore H3)
Grand theft auto
(Colorado Kimchi)
Only Cums in a Kids Meal
(Humpin)
Clearly not a Hooker
(SurfCityH3)
Meatless Wonder
(AH3)
How Do You Like My Headlights NOW
(BigHumpH3)
Louis L'Amour the Graveyard Whore
(KissMyH3)
Calendar Girl
(Lost Boobs Phoenix)
Halloweenie Beerdini
(Wandering Whore H3)
Used Rubber
(EPH3)
Whorechata
(ECH3)
Pamela Gasterson
(EPH3)
Princess labia
(Phxh3)
Bearded Clam
(jHavH3)
Once upon a time in 69 ........ I was almost the 8th (or more simply just Dot)
(Albuquerque)
Just LaVerne
(SWH3)
Sicilian Family Portrait
(AVLH3)
Just kneel and Bob
(FTWH3)
Daddy WarFucks
(SAH3)
i Raq the pussy
(EPH3)
my teacher made me cum
(Border jumper H3)
Desperate Lay
(CRapidsH3)
Sensitive New Age Nipples
(Whoreman H3)
Boot Scoot Nookie (BSN)
(BJH3)
Ben Dover R My Panties Showin’
(DallasH3)
Shame Eww
(BJH3)
Petrified Wood
(Moon Over My Sac H3)
just Casey
(ABQH3)
BenWa
(DenverH3)
Altered Boy
(BoiseH3)
Just Melissa
(BDH3)
Phlogging Poly
(NomadH3)
Just Jake
(ABQH3)
2 Girls One Juan
(EPH3)
Virgin Venus
(ABQH3)
Ralph In The Mouth
(BJH3)
John Wang
(EPH3)
Betty Crotch Popper
(MosquitoH3)
I’d Fuck Me!
(Anchorage H3)
H2ho
(EPH3)
ELBOWS DEEP
(S2H3)
Sharin’ Cocks
(Alamogordo Hash H...)
Lick Stick
(NomadH3)
SofaKing
(KissMyH3)
House Shitter
(SAH3)
Seven Deadly Dwarves
(KissMyH3)
Breaking Vag
(ABQH3)
Penis blowjob star wars name
(Tulsa H3)
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