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Tex-Mex Intercourse Fiesta 2026

01/15 07:00 PM to 01/19 07:00 PM

A Hash Weekend

Cost: $100

"TEXMEX INTERCOURSE FIESTA HASH 2026"

Our biggest event of the year. Come celebrate 20+ years with us!!
It's 5 days of hashing and debauchery. Jan 15th - Jan 19th, 2026 and you're invited.
Plan your vacation ahead of time or quit your job, this is worth it.

To Register please complete and submit your payment to:
"PayPal to pinkslit_69@yahoo.com. Chose the family & friends option so we won’t get charged an extra fee."

THEME:
CIRCUS WONDERLAND!!

FRIDAY - Circus freak show: ringmaster, sexy circus performers, magicians, jugglers, acrobats, strongest man, tattooed ladies, clowns and carnies, etc

SATURDAY - Carnival! The world is a circus. Brightest and elaborate party attire!

To Register please complete and submit your payment to:
"PayPal to pinkslit_69@yahoo.com. Chose the family & friends option so we won’t get charged an extra fee."


CIRCUS WONDERLAND!!

COSTUMES / FLASH LIGHT / ANTIBIOTICS /

Location Details

Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922

Start Location TBA

Holiday Inn West El Paso

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900 Sunland Park Drive El. Paso TX 79922

Schedule of Events

7 PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, Hares: TBA Theme: keep it simple: “Blast from the Past.” Wear something, anything from a previous Tex-Mex. Anything from an old Tex-Mex T-shirt to a full costume. Hares will provide some prizes for really old or creative outfits. YELLOW CHALK


9AM- BORDER JUMPERS WILL LAY TRAIL, BJ STYLE- Bring your spare liver. Hares: Choco & Wookie – Orange Chalk
• 3 PM: Ceremonial tapping of the Keg @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 2:30-4:30 PM: Registration -El Paso H3 Harriettes will sign you in and hand you YOUR PACKAGE OF GOODIES @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 in the Small Event Room by Front Desk
• 5-6 PM: Dinner Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 6:45 -7:00 – Uhaul’s will take us to Point A of pubcrawl. If you prefer to Uber, see Point A below.
• 7:30 PM: Pubcrawl Point A –TBA: HARES: LeeRoy n Stiches & Beer Battered DRESS THEME: Blast Circus freak show: ringmaster, sexy circus performers, magicians, jugglers, acrobats, strongest man, tattooed ladies, clowns and carnies, etc...WHITE CHALK


8AM: Breakfast 8-10am - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West.
• 9-10AM: Late Registration (Wanker's Only!) Haberdashery TIME!! Shout out to Haberdashers bring your Shitty hash gear to sell!!
• 10:00 AM: Beer Mile Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. Hares: LeeRoyPINK CHALK
• 10:30 AM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. MEXico TRAIL - 10:30 SHARP! Hares for the MEXico DRUG RUN TRAIL – Hoser - You will need a valid/current passport for the Mexico Trail – GREEN CHALK
• 12:30PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. TEXAss TRAIL - 12:30 SHARP! Hares: Just Doesn't Grow - BLUE CHALK
• 6-7 PM: Dinner - Large Ballroom
• 8:30 PM: Party dance at the Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. Theme: Carnival! The world is a circus. Brightest and elaborate party attire!


8-10AM: Breakfast - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 10:00AM: Butt Scrabble- BackSide Bayou & Sperm Whale will be the sharpie ASS artists!
• Shout out to Haberdashers bring your shitty hash gear to sell!!
• 10:00AM-Draft Punk H3 – Bring your craft beers to share, a vessel, your prepped liver, and a friend. Look for details on FB.
• 11:00 AM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 THE WORLD-FAMOUS ASSHOLE TRAIL! 13-on up miles or more. Point A: Hares – Beer Battered & Spermy WHITE CHALK
• 1 :00 PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922- TURKEY TRAIL, 5-7 miles, Hares: Harder - GREEN CHALK
• 6-07 PM: The last Supper - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922


11 AM: HANGOVER TRAIL YA'LL!!! Point A - Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 Hare: E.R.I.C. & Pinky - PINK CHALK


Public Event

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300 Hashers came

including:

Party Pooper

Albuqerque Hash House Harriers
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I’d Fuck Me!

(Anchorage H3)

Whorechata

(ECH3)

Clearly not a Hooker

(SurfCityH3)

Llama Llama Ding Dong

(ICBINMH3)

Only Cums in a Kids Meal

(Humpin)

G.E.I.C.O

Kiss My Hash House Harriers
...

Petrified Wood

(Moon Over My Sac H3)

Dickscriminator

(EPH3)

Cum So Hard Me Die

(DenverH3)

Betty Crotch Popper

(MosquitoH3)

Scruffy Mc Fucky

(Colorado Kimchi)

Princess labia

(Phxh3)

Daddy WarFucks

(SAH3)

Grandma’s Rig 2 Big

El Paso Hash House Harriers
...

Rock Cock

(BRCH3)

Vaginal Vortex

(RPH3)

Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast

Salty Hampton Hash House Harriers
Spicy Pineapple

goat so good

(WCH3)

DePANTSipation Proclamation

Skull & Boners H3
In luto et sanguinem b...

Ghettoman

(TH3)

Fur On Fur Off

(CLH3)

Flours for Anal Bum

(SurfCityH3)

Fuckin Spiders Man

Gentlemens Quarter H3
Master of disguise

Choir cock

(LBH3)

Butt Lite

(HCH3)

I’d Fuck Me Too

(EPH3)

my teacher made me cum

(Border jumper H3)

8-Bit Dick

(Alamogordo)

How Do You Like My Headlights NOW

(BigHumpH3)

Wrap It Up

Memphis H3
...

Man Jina

(EPH3)

Cums Up Wet

(StarCityH3)

Desperate Lay

(CRapidsH3)

OnomatoPREA

Downtown Wilmington H3
You're Welcome

Spring-Loaded Pussy

(OmahaH3)

Blinded by Boobs

Phoenix H3
...

Boujee

Bad Decisions Hash House Harriers
#BoujeeAF

Altered Boy

(BoiseH3)

Cookies N Cum

(SFH3)

Smearmeoff

(EPH3)

Muddie Buttie

Tacoma H3
...

Ben Dover R My Panties Showin’

(DallasH3)

CC-GA-Delete

Wasatch Hash House Harriers
...

2 Girls One Juan

(EPH3)

Dude Where's My Cheeto

(EPH3)

Calendar Girl

(Lost Boobs Phoenix)

Piss in Puss

(WH3)

Bump Her Stick Her

Austin Hash House Harriers
...

Used Rubber

(EPH3)

Bearded Clam

(jHavH3)

Chestnut Hermosa

(OKCW3H3)

Deep in the throat of Tex Mex

(Shit show butt ho...)

Sweaty Nipples, Surprise!

(CTrH3)

Pan tera

(EPH3)

4skin Felon

(EPH3)

Baconwrap

(EPH3)

One-eyed Wetter

(MemphisH3)

Sticky Facial

jHavelina H3
...

MotherTrucker

(Albuquerque H3)

Not Your Scissor Sister

(AlamoH3)

The Fast & Bike-urious

(FEH3)

Tether Heather

Alamogordo H3
...

Came for a Week

Tidewater H3
...

Seven Deadly Dwarves

(KissMyH3)

Boobs Farm

(Alamogordo)

Dick First Ass Up

East Bay Hash House Harriers
...

Cumming About

Larryville Hash House Harriers
...

Be A Pisser

(EPH3)

Go Speed Racist

(Poznań H3)

Gingervitis

(San Francisco H3)

Eager Beat Her

Las Cruces Hash House Harriers
...

Old Faithful

Mosquito Hash House Harriers
https://welltecglobal-...

Ralph In The Mouth

(BJH3)

Free My Willy

(OmahaH3)

I don't mow lawns, I don't shovel snow, I don't do ass to mouth.

(SLUT-DH3)

The pickle maker

Palm Beach H3 (Corned Beef and Hurricane H3)
...

Swamp Gravy

DC Road Whores
Say sometimes to drugs.

Rear Ender

(ABQH3)

PG 6"

(ABQH3)

TaunTaun Poontang (aka Poonie)

Albuqerque Hash House Harriers
...

Chicken Bag

(Corpus Christi H3)

Put a Baby in Me

Vag H3
Shower Beers!!

Lost and Pound

South Lake Tahoe H3 / SLuT H3
...

Cameltoe Hooker

(DUHHH)

Thumper Can’t Pump Her

(EPH3)

Incontinent Babe Saver

(ABQH3)

Pussy Whipt

Wandering Whore H3
...

Mrs. Robinson

(EPH3)

Just Hayley

(ABQH3)

E.R.I.C.

(TBH3 / EPH3)

SofaKing

(KissMyH3)

H2ho

(EPH3)

Anal Sanctuary

(Tidewater H3)

Red bed redemption

(EPH3)

Beer Battered

(El Paso Hash Hous...)

Ice Ice Crazie

(VoodooH3)

Pamela Gasterson

(EPH3)

Manshatten Project

San Antonio Hash House Harriers
Never trust a fart aft...

ManAids

California Larrikins
ManAids Patch

Donut Holer

(MosquitoH3)

Taj Ma Ballz

Alamogordo H3
...

CAVEMAN

Albuqerque Hash House Harriers
...

Sex-O-Fence

Carsin Shitty H3
...

Alley Cat

(KAW!H3)

Scar Tissue

San Diego Humpin' H3
...

Inappropriate

(Houston H3)

Choco Taco

(BJH3)

Damn Jina

El Paso Hash House Harriers
...

Just LaVerne

(SWH3)

Skittles Colon taste the Asshole

(ABQH3)

Just Doesn't Grow

(EPH3)

Through the Looking Ass

(Larryville Hash H...)

Kibbles ‘n Vomit

Tidewater H3
...

FuckAble

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers
...

Hose Handler

(EPH3)

Butt Plug FRED

(EBH3)

Boot Scoot Nookie (BSN)

(BJH3)

Bigger Better Faster Deeper

(Sacramento H3)

Worst Bottom Ever

East Bay Hash House Harriers
...

Annular Fuckstuck

(ABQH3)

Shitter Splitter

(Sacramento H3)

Whole Lotta Cum

Albuqerque Hash House Harriers
...

Shut up! I’m Sparkling!

Dallas Fort-Worth
...

EEE-WHORE

(ABQH3)

Stripper Lickin Good

(EPH3)

Hon Hon Hon Titty Croissants

(LDSH3)

Beaver chaser

Big Hump H3
...

ELBOWS DEEP

(S2H3)

Nodoz on the Big Hoes

(SWH3)

Jennatailia

Anchorage Alaska H3
...

Son of a Swinger Man

(CTrH3)

Rectal Rabbi

(SPIILH3)

Just Joe

(Las Cruces H3)

I-10 Hoe

(EPH3)

Just Daisy

(MiamiH3)

Whore's Whisperer

I hash all the Denver & Boulder kennels
...

FingerWave

(OmahaH3)

Faux Mo

(MemphisH3)

Hokey Tokey

(LongBeach H3)

Remember the AlaMILF

(IWSH3)

Anal Disabilities

Alamogordo
...

Mouth Queef

(Reno H3)

Swiper No Swiping

(TH3)

Shiver me titters

(Bjh3)

Evaporated MILF

(BJH3)

Mistress of Masochism (MOM)

(Alamogordo)

Just Cruz

(Alamogordo H3 )

Penis blowjob star wars name

(Tulsa H3)

Floppy Dicks

WaWhH3
...

Epic Fail

Houston H3
In my defense, it's is...

Don't Tell My Wife

Texoma H3
Shhhh!

Tomorrow Never Cums

(Alamogordo)

Five Angry Inches

(SFH3)

Ain’t nuthin but a horn dog

California Larrikins
...

Octopussy

(Houston)

Kinkee Ken Klimaxer (KKK)

Lotsa Damn Shiggy Hash House Harriers
...

Ottoman Cumpire

(BigHumpH3)

Red Beard

Memphis H3
...

Sicilian Family Portrait

(AVLH3)

Reverse Bogart

(W3H3)

McPisser

(Houston H3)

Sweet Holes Alabama

jHavelina H3
...

Foursome and Twenty Tears Ago

Albuqerque Hash House Harriers
...

Big booty hoe

(EPH3)

SnowBall White

(Alamogordo)

Harder than a 5th grader

(EPH3)

Spits and Dribbles

(WH3)

Grand Theft Anal

(A2H3)

PBelly

(EPH3)

Space Invader

Eugene H3
...

BenWa

(DenverH3)

Wicked Itch of the Yeast

(KissMyH3)

Rotten fruit hanging

(BJH3)

Sperm Whale

Alamogordo H3
...

Sex Doll Serial Killer

(BoulderH3)

Auto Erotic Fixation

Albuqerque Hash House Harriers
...

Dungeons and Crayons

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers
...

Just Jake

(ABQH3)

Mucho Mochi Sucky Sucky

Tequila y Tacos Hash House Harriettes
...

Cums Thru Jesus

Charleston Heretics H3
...

Clamarindo

(EPH3)

Squat Twat

(DenverH3)

Wave humper

(EPH3)

Leeroy & Stitches

El Paso Hash House Harriers
...

just Casey

(ABQH3)

Halloweenie Beerdini

(Wandering Whore H3)

Mr hot and ready

(EPH3)

Sharin’ Cocks

(Alamogordo Hash H...)

Fuck Dem Kids

Tidewater H3
...

I'll Pack Her

Bushwhackers H3
...

Helen Keller Hand Job

Charleston Heretics H3
...

Sperm Donor

(SCH3)

Deep Throat

Texoma H3
There could be demos!

Fist Her Twice

(MosquitoH3)

Bi The Numbers

(El Paso Hash Hous...)

Pink Eye

San Diego Hash House Harriers
...

The Quicker Picker Upper

(SAH3)

My Precious GB

(RPH3)

Shitty Orgy Daycare

Tidewater H3
...

Salty Mudflaps

(EPH3)

Peters Out

Alamogordo H3
...

$3 box

Dallas Fort-Worth
...

Just Murph

(ABQH3)

Chum Bucket Communion

Bushwhackers H3
...

Baker’s Dozen’t

(SurfCityH3)

Stop, Drop, & Anal

(Alamogordo)

Cunts Way Low

(EPH3)

Touching Me Softly

(AH3)

The Finishing Touch

Chattanooga Choo Choo Hash House Harriers
...

Leather Lovelips

(Wrong Way Hash Ho...)

Noname kiefer(soon to have one)

(ECH3)

Turtle Dick

(MosquitoH3)

Small in the Back Big in the Front

Survivor Hash House Harriers
...

Santa On Crack

( SAH3)

Sleazy Baked Lovin

San Antonio Hash House Harriers
...

Shig Eating Grin

Dayton Hash House Harriers
...

Lock Nut Monster

(BigHumpH3)

Shame Eww

(BJH3)

Alfraido Orgys

California Larrikins
...

Joystick finger fucker

(EPH3)

Just Bianca

(AlamoH3)

Grandpa's Next

(Wandering Whore H3)

Meatless Wonder

(AH3)

Virgin Venus

(ABQH3)

Just kneel and Bob

(FTWH3)

Better brown than down

(KissMyH3)

Stank Ass

Corpus Christi H3
...

Tantric Arachnid Cannabis Orgasm

(ABQH3)

Pour some wookie on me

(BJH3)

Halfpipe

(ABQH3)

KIRBY

MEOWH3
...

KinkHerBell

(ABQH3)

Queen

(EBH3)

A Shot or Tuah

(AlamoH3)

Just Melissa

(BDH3)

Sensitive New Age Nipples

(Whoreman H3)

Onomatopenis

Albuqerque Hash House Harriers
...

Horny McRib

(EPH3)

Piggy Style

(ABQH3)

Goo Shoe Pork

(MiHiHuHa)

Ghettoman +1

(FEH3)

Tits Baaaaad

(SAH3)

Tijuana Donkey Fluffer

(Moon Over My Sac H3 )

Five Finger Fuck Truck

Osan Bulgogi Hash House Harriers
...

Louis L'Amour the Graveyard Whore

(KissMyH3)

Scent of a Man

(Wasatch H3)

Radioactits

Las Vegas Hash House Harriers (vlv!)
...

Rolling in the Deep

Salty Hampton Hash House Harriers
Words aren't real!

U*Holy Mother Fluffer “Ma”

Alamogordo Hash House Harriers
“Ma” The Meatloaf!

Strap Off

Memphis H3
...

McRimJob

(LAH3)

Lick Stick

(NomadH3)

Backside Bayou

(AlamoH3)

Grand theft auto

(Colorado Kimchi)

Mac Splatty

Coyote Ugly Hash House Harriers
...

OSAMA Bin Hashing

DC Road Whores
...

House Shitter

(SAH3)

Look at that hole

Beaver Hole H3
...

Twatwurst

(BSH3)

i Raq the pussy

(EPH3)

Erection ResErection

Albuqerque Hash House Harriers
...

Whoop Areola

Okinawa H3
...

Phlogging Poly

(NomadH3)

Uncle Bondage, Esq!

Bear Bottom Hash House Harriers
...

Arkansodomy

Keep Austin Weird Hash House Harriers
...

Eat=mycunt2wice

(EPH3)

Bitch dont know shit

(Palm Beach H3 (Co...)

Ambidickstrous

(ABQH3)

Ivan WallCum

Alamogordo Hash House Harriers
...

Once upon a time in 69 ........ I was almost the 8th (or more simply just Dot)

(Albuquerque)

Deep Chocolate

San Diego Humpin' H3
...

Oxford Coma

(Abq)

Premature hashturbation

(IEH3)

Pink Slit

El Paso Hash House Harriers
...

What Wouldn't Debbie Do

Osan Bulgogi Hash House Harriers
...

Dancing Queef

(EPH3)

Grand Theft boxer

(ECH3)

Eat My Pussy

San Francisco H3
...

Wrong Dong Thong

Dallas Fort-Worth
...

Virgin Whisperer

(OmahaH3)

Froggy Style

Big Hump H3
...

Speedy Stud Bumper

(KissMyH3)

Nanny Pokely

(LVH3vlv)

My little pony keg

(California Larrik...)

John Wang

(EPH3)

Runs With No Name

Tiny Hands H3
Tiny Hands Forever!!! ...

Breaking Vag

(ABQH3)