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Tex-Mex Intercourse Fiesta 2026

01/15 07:00 PM to 01/19 07:00 PM

A Hash Weekend

Cost: $100

"TEXMEX INTERCOURSE FIESTA HASH 2026"

Our biggest event of the year. Come celebrate 20+ years with us!!
It's 5 days of hashing and debauchery. Jan 15th - Jan 19th, 2026 and you're invited.
Plan your vacation ahead of time or quit your job, this is worth it.

To Register please complete and submit your payment to:
"PayPal to pinkslit_69@yahoo.com. Chose the family & friends option so we won’t get charged an extra fee."

THEME:
CIRCUS WONDERLAND!!

FRIDAY - Circus freak show: ringmaster, sexy circus performers, magicians, jugglers, acrobats, strongest man, tattooed ladies, clowns and carnies, etc

SATURDAY - Carnival! The world is a circus. Brightest and elaborate party attire!

To Register please complete and submit your payment to:
"PayPal to pinkslit_69@yahoo.com. Chose the family & friends option so we won’t get charged an extra fee."


CIRCUS WONDERLAND!!

COSTUMES / FLASH LIGHT / ANTIBIOTICS /

Location Details

Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922

Start Location TBA

Holiday Inn West El Paso

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900 Sunland Park Drive El. Paso TX 79922

Schedule of Events

7 PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, Hares: TBA Theme: keep it simple: “Blast from the Past.” Wear something, anything from a previous Tex-Mex. Anything from an old Tex-Mex T-shirt to a full costume. Hares will provide some prizes for really old or creative outfits. YELLOW CHALK


9AM- BORDER JUMPERS WILL LAY TRAIL, BJ STYLE- Bring your spare liver. Hares: Choco & Wookie – Orange Chalk
• 3 PM: Ceremonial tapping of the Keg @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 2:30-4:30 PM: Registration -El Paso H3 Harriettes will sign you in and hand you YOUR PACKAGE OF GOODIES @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 in the Small Event Room by Front Desk
• 5-6 PM: Dinner Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 6:45 -7:00 – Uhaul’s will take us to Point A of pubcrawl. If you prefer to Uber, see Point A below.
• 7:30 PM: Pubcrawl Point A –TBA: HARES: LeeRoy n Stiches & Beer Battered DRESS THEME: Blast Circus freak show: ringmaster, sexy circus performers, magicians, jugglers, acrobats, strongest man, tattooed ladies, clowns and carnies, etc...WHITE CHALK


8AM: Breakfast 8-10am - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West.
• 9-10AM: Late Registration (Wanker's Only!) Haberdashery TIME!! Shout out to Haberdashers bring your Shitty hash gear to sell!!
• 10:00 AM: Beer Mile Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. Hares: LeeRoyPINK CHALK
• 10:30 AM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. MEXico TRAIL - 10:30 SHARP! Hares for the MEXico DRUG RUN TRAIL – Hoser - You will need a valid/current passport for the Mexico Trail – GREEN CHALK
• 12:30PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. TEXAss TRAIL - 12:30 SHARP! Hares: Just Doesn't Grow - BLUE CHALK
• 6-7 PM: Dinner - Large Ballroom
• 8:30 PM: Party dance at the Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. Theme: Carnival! The world is a circus. Brightest and elaborate party attire!


8-10AM: Breakfast - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 10:00AM: Butt Scrabble- BackSide Bayou & Sperm Whale will be the sharpie ASS artists!
• Shout out to Haberdashers bring your shitty hash gear to sell!!
• 10:00AM-Draft Punk H3 – Bring your craft beers to share, a vessel, your prepped liver, and a friend. Look for details on FB.
• 11:00 AM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 THE WORLD-FAMOUS ASSHOLE TRAIL! 13-on up miles or more. Point A: Hares – Beer Battered & Spermy WHITE CHALK
• 1 :00 PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922- TURKEY TRAIL, 5-7 miles, Hares: Harder - GREEN CHALK
• 6-07 PM: The last Supper - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922


11 AM: HANGOVER TRAIL YA'LL!!! Point A - Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 Hare: E.R.I.C. & Pinky - PINK CHALK


Public Event

See the full list!

300 Hashers came

including:

Lick Stick

(NomadH3)

Ben Dover R My Panties Showin’

(DallasH3)

Shiver me titters

(Bjh3)

Ice Ice Crazie

(VoodooH3)

Sleazy Baked Lovin

San Antonio Hash House Harriers
...

FingerWave

(OmahaH3)

Tits Baaaaad

(SAH3)

PBelly

(EPH3)

Whorechata

(ECH3)

Put a Baby in Me

Vag H3
Shower Beers!!

Peters Out

Alamogordo H3
...

Deep in the throat of Tex Mex

(Shit show butt ho...)

E.R.I.C.

(TBH3 / EPH3)

Sticky Facial

jHavelina H3
...

Desperate Lay

(CRapidsH3)

Lock Nut Monster

(BigHumpH3)

Tijuana Donkey Fluffer

(Moon Over My Sac H3 )

ELBOWS DEEP

(S2H3)

Baker’s Dozen’t

(SurfCityH3)

Louis L'Amour the Graveyard Whore

(KissMyH3)

I-10 Hoe

(EPH3)

my teacher made me cum

(Border jumper H3)

Dude Where's My Cheeto

(EPH3)

2 Girls One Juan

(EPH3)

Premature hashturbation

(IEH3)

Phlogging Poly

(NomadH3)

Donut Holer

(MosquitoH3)

Speedy Stud Bumper

(KissMyH3)

Grandpa's Next

(Wandering Whore H3)

Cumming About

Larryville Hash House Harriers
...

Manshatten Project

San Antonio Hash House Harriers
Never trust a fart aft...

Princess labia

(Phxh3)

Tomorrow Never Cums

(Alamogordo)

Just Cruz

(Alamogordo H3 )

Tantric Arachnid Cannabis Orgasm

(ABQH3)

Bump Her Stick Her

Austin Hash House Harriers
...

Twatwurst

(BSH3)

Used Rubber

(EPH3)

Lost and Pound

South Lake Tahoe H3 / SLuT H3
...

Just Doesn't Grow

(EPH3)

Eat My Pussy

San Francisco H3
...

What Wouldn't Debbie Do

Osan Bulgogi Hash House Harriers
...

FuckAble

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers
...

House Shitter

(SAH3)

Rear Ender

(ABQH3)

The Quicker Picker Upper

(SAH3)

Froggy Style

Big Hump H3
...

Pour some wookie on me

(BJH3)

Joystick finger fucker

(EPH3)

Kibbles ‘n Vomit

Tidewater H3
...

Salty Mudflaps

(EPH3)

Swiper No Swiping

(TH3)

Cums Up Wet

(StarCityH3)

4skin Felon

(EPH3)

Clearly not a Hooker

(SurfCityH3)

Horny McRib

(EPH3)

Harder than a 5th grader

(EPH3)

Pink Eye

San Diego Hash House Harriers
...

Thumper Can’t Pump Her

(EPH3)

Erection ResErection

Albuqerque Hash House Harriers
...

Oxford Coma

(Abq)

Halfpipe

(ABQH3)

Rotten fruit hanging

(BJH3)

Dickscriminator

(EPH3)

Noname kiefer(soon to have one)

(ECH3)

Ottoman Cumpire

(BigHumpH3)

Boot Scoot Nookie (BSN)

(BJH3)

Boujee

Bad Decisions Hash House Harriers
#BoujeeAF

SnowBall White

(Alamogordo)

Just Murph

(ABQH3)

Arkansodomy

Keep Austin Weird Hash House Harriers
...

Leeroy & Stitches

El Paso Hash House Harriers
...

Just Melissa

(BDH3)

Uncle Bondage, Esq!

Bear Bottom Hash House Harriers
...

Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast

Salty Hampton Hash House Harriers
Spicy Pineapple

CC-GA-Delete

Wasatch Hash House Harriers
...

Wrap It Up

Memphis H3
...

Just kneel and Bob

(FTWH3)

Cums Thru Jesus

Charleston Heretics H3
...

Onomatopenis

Albuqerque Hash House Harriers
...

KinkHerBell

(ABQH3)

Shut up! I’m Sparkling!

Dallas Fort-Worth
...

The Finishing Touch

Chattanooga Choo Choo Hash House Harriers
...

Go Speed Racist

(Poznań H3)

Ralph In The Mouth

(BJH3)

TaunTaun Poontang (aka Poonie)

Albuqerque Hash House Harriers
...

Eager Beat Her

Las Cruces Hash House Harriers
...

Rock Cock

(BRCH3)

OSAMA Bin Hashing

DC Road Whores
...

goat so good

(WCH3)

Alfraido Orgys

California Larrikins
...

Incontinent Babe Saver

(ABQH3)

Squat Twat

(DenverH3)

Boobs Farm

(Alamogordo)

Chestnut Hermosa

(OKCW3H3)

One-eyed Wetter

(MemphisH3)

Dungeons and Crayons

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers
...

Annular Fuckstuck

(ABQH3)

Big booty hoe

(EPH3)

Bearded Clam

(jHavH3)

Butt Lite

(HCH3)

Bigger Better Faster Deeper

(Sacramento H3)

Daddy WarFucks

(SAH3)

Not Your Scissor Sister

(AlamoH3)

EEE-WHORE

(ABQH3)

Cameltoe Hooker

(DUHHH)

Vaginal Vortex

(RPH3)

Shig Eating Grin

Dayton Hash House Harriers
...

Red bed redemption

(EPH3)

My little pony keg

(California Larrik...)

The pickle maker

Palm Beach H3 (Corned Beef and Hurricane H3)
...

Llama Llama Ding Dong

(ICBINMH3)

Just Hayley

(ABQH3)

Petrified Wood

(Moon Over My Sac H3)

Meatless Wonder

(AH3)

Sharin’ Cocks

(Alamogordo Hash H...)

Cookies N Cum

(SFH3)

Stop, Drop, & Anal

(Alamogordo)

Blinded by Boobs

Phoenix H3
...

Grand Theft Anal

(A2H3)

G.E.I.C.O

Kiss My Hash House Harriers
...

Cunts Way Low

(EPH3)

Alley Cat

(KAW!H3)

Piss in Puss

(WH3)

Old Faithful

Mosquito Hash House Harriers
https://welltecglobal-...

Pamela Gasterson

(EPH3)

U*Holy Mother Fluffer “Ma”

Alamogordo Hash House Harriers
“Ma” The Meatloaf!

Bi The Numbers

(El Paso Hash Hous...)

Spring-Loaded Pussy

(OmahaH3)

Virgin Venus

(ABQH3)

Grand Theft boxer

(ECH3)

Mac Splatty

Coyote Ugly Hash House Harriers
...

Anal Sanctuary

(Tidewater H3)

Five Angry Inches

(SFH3)

Beaver chaser

Big Hump H3
...

Deep Chocolate

San Diego Humpin' H3
...

Rolling in the Deep

Salty Hampton Hash House Harriers
Words aren't real!

Sicilian Family Portrait

(AVLH3)

Deep Throat

Texoma H3
There could be demos!

Chicken Bag

(Corpus Christi H3)

Jennatailia

Anchorage Alaska H3
...

Whoop Areola

Okinawa H3
...

Grandma’s Rig 2 Big

El Paso Hash House Harriers
...

Look at that hole

Beaver Hole H3
...

Shame Eww

(BJH3)

Cum So Hard Me Die

(DenverH3)

Taj Ma Ballz

Alamogordo H3
...

Nodoz on the Big Hoes

(SWH3)

Skittles Colon taste the Asshole

(ABQH3)

Auto Erotic Fixation

Albuqerque Hash House Harriers
...

Sperm Donor

(SCH3)

Ghettoman +1

(FEH3)

Runs With No Name

Tiny Hands H3
Tiny Hands Forever!!! ...

Floppy Dicks

WaWhH3
...

Piggy Style

(ABQH3)

Scruffy Mc Fucky

(Colorado Kimchi)

Fuckin Spiders Man

Gentlemens Quarter H3
Master of disguise

A Shot or Tuah

(AlamoH3)

Smearmeoff

(EPH3)

$3 box

Dallas Fort-Worth
...

CAVEMAN

Albuqerque Hash House Harriers
...

Gingervitis

(San Francisco H3)

Stank Ass

Corpus Christi H3
...

Octopussy

(Houston)

Betty Crotch Popper

(MosquitoH3)

Pan tera

(EPH3)

just Casey

(ABQH3)

Sex Doll Serial Killer

(BoulderH3)

Breaking Vag

(ABQH3)

Dick First Ass Up

East Bay Hash House Harriers
...

Mucho Mochi Sucky Sucky

Tequila y Tacos Hash House Harriettes
...

Spits and Dribbles

(WH3)

Wicked Itch of the Yeast

(KissMyH3)

Pink Slit

El Paso Hash House Harriers
...

Penis blowjob star wars name

(Tulsa H3)

Stripper Lickin Good

(EPH3)

Damn Jina

El Paso Hash House Harriers
...

Hokey Tokey

(LongBeach H3)

Sweet Holes Alabama

jHavelina H3
...

PG 6"

(ABQH3)

Epic Fail

Houston H3
In my defense, it's is...

The Fast & Bike-urious

(FEH3)

BenWa

(DenverH3)

Touching Me Softly

(AH3)

ManAids

California Larrikins
ManAids Patch

Radioactits

Las Vegas Hash House Harriers (vlv!)
...

Hon Hon Hon Titty Croissants

(LDSH3)

Tether Heather

Alamogordo H3
...

Fuck Dem Kids

Tidewater H3
...

Leather Lovelips

(Wrong Way Hash Ho...)

Wrong Dong Thong

Dallas Fort-Worth
...

Anal Disabilities

Alamogordo
...

Free My Willy

(OmahaH3)

Swamp Gravy

DC Road Whores
Say sometimes to drugs.

Be A Pisser

(EPH3)

Bitch dont know shit

(Palm Beach H3 (Co...)

Ambidickstrous

(ABQH3)

Dancing Queef

(EPH3)

Baconwrap

(EPH3)

Faux Mo

(MemphisH3)

Wave humper

(EPH3)

Shitter Splitter

(Sacramento H3)

Halloweenie Beerdini

(Wandering Whore H3)

Just Jake

(ABQH3)

H2ho

(EPH3)

Remember the AlaMILF

(IWSH3)

Backside Bayou

(AlamoH3)

Strap Off

Memphis H3
...

Beer Battered

(El Paso Hash Hous...)

MotherTrucker

(Albuquerque H3)

Through the Looking Ass

(Larryville Hash H...)

DePANTSipation Proclamation

Skull & Boners H3
In luto et sanguinem b...

Helen Keller Hand Job

Charleston Heretics H3
...

McRimJob

(LAH3)

Hose Handler

(EPH3)

I’d Fuck Me!

(Anchorage H3)

Ain’t nuthin but a horn dog

California Larrikins
...

Choco Taco

(BJH3)

I'll Pack Her

Bushwhackers H3
...

Whore's Whisperer

I hash all the Denver & Boulder kennels
...

Evaporated MILF

(BJH3)

Kinkee Ken Klimaxer (KKK)

Lotsa Damn Shiggy Hash House Harriers
...

Altered Boy

(BoiseH3)

Virgin Whisperer

(OmahaH3)

Just LaVerne

(SWH3)

KIRBY

MEOWH3
...

Space Invader

Eugene H3
...

Mistress of Masochism (MOM)

(Alamogordo)

Scent of a Man

(Wasatch H3)

I’d Fuck Me Too

(EPH3)

How Do You Like My Headlights NOW

(BigHumpH3)

Turtle Dick

(MosquitoH3)

Nanny Pokely

(LVH3vlv)

Sweaty Nipples, Surprise!

(CTrH3)

Calendar Girl

(Lost Boobs Phoenix)

Sensitive New Age Nipples

(Whoreman H3)

Son of a Swinger Man

(CTrH3)

Sperm Whale

Alamogordo H3
...

Whole Lotta Cum

Albuqerque Hash House Harriers
...

Mrs. Robinson

(EPH3)

Party Pooper

Albuqerque Hash House Harriers
...

i Raq the pussy

(EPH3)

Five Finger Fuck Truck

Osan Bulgogi Hash House Harriers
...

Shitty Orgy Daycare

Tidewater H3
...

Mouth Queef

(Reno H3)

Grand theft auto

(Colorado Kimchi)

Flours for Anal Bum

(SurfCityH3)

Santa On Crack

( SAH3)

Scar Tissue

San Diego Humpin' H3
...

Fist Her Twice

(MosquitoH3)

I don't mow lawns, I don't shovel snow, I don't do ass to mouth.

(SLUT-DH3)

Just Daisy

(MiamiH3)

McPisser

(Houston H3)

8-Bit Dick

(Alamogordo)

Seven Deadly Dwarves

(KissMyH3)

Butt Plug FRED

(EBH3)

Rectal Rabbi

(SPIILH3)

Queen

(EBH3)

Fur On Fur Off

(CLH3)

Chum Bucket Communion

Bushwhackers H3
...

My Precious GB

(RPH3)

Goo Shoe Pork

(MiHiHuHa)

John Wang

(EPH3)

OnomatoPREA

Downtown Wilmington H3
You're Welcome

Inappropriate

(Houston H3)

Just Bianca

(AlamoH3)

Ghettoman

(TH3)

Red Beard

Memphis H3
...

Only Cums in a Kids Meal

(Humpin)

Foursome and Twenty Tears Ago

Albuqerque Hash House Harriers
...

Eat=mycunt2wice

(EPH3)

Came for a Week

Tidewater H3
...

Reverse Bogart

(W3H3)

Clamarindo

(EPH3)

Better brown than down

(KissMyH3)

Worst Bottom Ever

East Bay Hash House Harriers
...

Sex-O-Fence

Carsin Shitty H3
...

Man Jina

(EPH3)

Once upon a time in 69 ........ I was almost the 8th (or more simply just Dot)

(Albuquerque)

Pussy Whipt

Wandering Whore H3
...

Small in the Back Big in the Front

Survivor Hash House Harriers
...

Ivan WallCum

Alamogordo Hash House Harriers
...

Just Joe

(Las Cruces H3)

Mr hot and ready

(EPH3)

Don't Tell My Wife

Texoma H3
Shhhh!

Muddie Buttie

Tacoma H3
...

SofaKing

(KissMyH3)

Choir cock

(LBH3)