Cost: $100
"TEXMEX INTERCOURSE FIESTA HASH 2026"
Our biggest event of the year. Come celebrate 20+ years with us!!
It's 5 days of hashing and debauchery. Jan 15th - Jan 19th, 2026 and you're invited.
Plan your vacation ahead of time or quit your job, this is worth it.
To Register please complete and submit your payment to:
"PayPal to pinkslit_69@yahoo.com. Chose the family & friends option so we won’t get charged an extra fee."
THEME:
CIRCUS WONDERLAND!!
FRIDAY - Circus freak show: ringmaster, sexy circus performers, magicians, jugglers, acrobats, strongest man, tattooed ladies, clowns and carnies, etc
SATURDAY - Carnival! The world is a circus. Brightest and elaborate party attire!
To Register please complete and submit your payment to:
"PayPal to pinkslit_69@yahoo.com. Chose the family & friends option so we won’t get charged an extra fee."
CIRCUS WONDERLAND!!
COSTUMES / FLASH LIGHT / ANTIBIOTICS /
Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
Start Location TBA
7 PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, Hares: TBA Theme: keep it simple: “Blast from the Past.” Wear something, anything from a previous Tex-Mex. Anything from an old Tex-Mex T-shirt to a full costume. Hares will provide some prizes for really old or creative outfits. YELLOW CHALK
9AM- BORDER JUMPERS WILL LAY TRAIL, BJ STYLE- Bring your spare liver. Hares: Choco & Wookie – Orange Chalk
• 3 PM: Ceremonial tapping of the Keg @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 2:30-4:30 PM: Registration -El Paso H3 Harriettes will sign you in and hand you YOUR PACKAGE OF GOODIES @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 in the Small Event Room by Front Desk
• 5-6 PM: Dinner Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 6:45 -7:00 – Uhaul’s will take us to Point A of pubcrawl. If you prefer to Uber, see Point A below.
• 7:30 PM: Pubcrawl Point A –TBA: HARES: LeeRoy n Stiches & Beer Battered DRESS THEME: Blast Circus freak show: ringmaster, sexy circus performers, magicians, jugglers, acrobats, strongest man, tattooed ladies, clowns and carnies, etc...WHITE CHALK
8AM: Breakfast 8-10am - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West.
• 9-10AM: Late Registration (Wanker's Only!) Haberdashery TIME!! Shout out to Haberdashers bring your Shitty hash gear to sell!!
• 10:00 AM: Beer Mile Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. Hares: LeeRoyPINK CHALK
• 10:30 AM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. MEXico TRAIL - 10:30 SHARP! Hares for the MEXico DRUG RUN TRAIL – Hoser - You will need a valid/current passport for the Mexico Trail – GREEN CHALK
• 12:30PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. TEXAss TRAIL - 12:30 SHARP! Hares: Just Doesn't Grow - BLUE CHALK
• 6-7 PM: Dinner - Large Ballroom
• 8:30 PM: Party dance at the Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. Theme: Carnival! The world is a circus. Brightest and elaborate party attire!
8-10AM: Breakfast - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 10:00AM: Butt Scrabble- BackSide Bayou & Sperm Whale will be the sharpie ASS artists!
• Shout out to Haberdashers bring your shitty hash gear to sell!!
• 10:00AM-Draft Punk H3 – Bring your craft beers to share, a vessel, your prepped liver, and a friend. Look for details on FB.
• 11:00 AM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 THE WORLD-FAMOUS ASSHOLE TRAIL! 13-on up miles or more. Point A: Hares – Beer Battered & Spermy WHITE CHALK
• 1 :00 PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922- TURKEY TRAIL, 5-7 miles, Hares: Harder - GREEN CHALK
• 6-07 PM: The last Supper - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
11 AM: HANGOVER TRAIL YA'LL!!! Point A - Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 Hare: E.R.I.C. & Pinky - PINK CHALK
including:
Altered Boy
(BoiseH3)
Lick Stick
(NomadH3)
Phlogging Poly
(NomadH3)
Faux Mo
(MemphisH3)
Wicked Itch of the Yeast
(KissMyH3)
Llama Llama Ding Dong
(ICBINMH3)
Annular Fuckstuck
(ABQH3)
Be A Pisser
(EPH3)
Shame Eww
(BJH3)
Flours for Anal Bum
(SurfCityH3)
Octopussy
(Houston)
Tomorrow Never Cums
(Alamogordo)
Grandpa's Next
(Wandering Whore H3)
Only Cums in a Kids Meal
(Humpin)
Spits and Dribbles
(WH3)
Sensitive New Age Nipples
(Whoreman H3)
just Casey
(ABQH3)
Scent of a Man
(Wasatch H3)
Hokey Tokey
(LongBeach H3)
Ghettoman
(TH3)
Pour some wookie on me
(BJH3)
Clearly not a Hooker
(SurfCityH3)
Ottoman Cumpire
(BigHumpH3)
Whorechata
(ECH3)
Not Your Scissor Sister
(AlamoH3)
Grand Theft boxer
(ECH3)
Mistress of Masochism (MOM)
(Alamogordo)
Shiver me titters
(Bjh3)
Dickscriminator
(EPH3)
My Precious GB
(RPH3)
KinkHerBell
(ABQH3)
Bearded Clam
(jHavH3)
Bitch dont know shit
(Palm Beach H3 (Co...)
Calendar Girl
(Lost Boobs Phoenix)
Squat Twat
(DenverH3)
Grand theft auto
(Colorado Kimchi)
Queen
(EBH3)
SnowBall White
(Alamogordo)
Mr hot and ready
(EPH3)
The Fast & Bike-urious
(FEH3)
Daddy WarFucks
(SAH3)
Speedy Stud Bumper
(KissMyH3)
Man Jina
(EPH3)
H2ho
(EPH3)
Nanny Pokely
(LVH3vlv)
Sex Doll Serial Killer
(BoulderH3)
Ghettoman +1
(FEH3)
Through the Looking Ass
(Larryville Hash H...)
Fur On Fur Off
(CLH3)
MotherTrucker
(Albuquerque H3)
Cameltoe Hooker
(DUHHH)
EEE-WHORE
(ABQH3)
Cum So Hard Me Die
(DenverH3)
Free My Willy
(OmahaH3)
Rotten fruit hanging
(BJH3)
Just Doesn't Grow
(EPH3)
Clamarindo
(EPH3)
Spring-Loaded Pussy
(OmahaH3)
I’d Fuck Me!
(Anchorage H3)
Sicilian Family Portrait
(AVLH3)
Vaginal Vortex
(RPH3)
Just Melissa
(BDH3)
Noname kiefer(soon to have one)
(ECH3)
Ambidickstrous
(ABQH3)
Son of a Swinger Man
(CTrH3)
Salty Mudflaps
(EPH3)
E.R.I.C.
(TBH3 / EPH3)
Just Daisy
(MiamiH3)
Joystick finger fucker
(EPH3)
Tits Baaaaad
(SAH3)
Tijuana Donkey Fluffer
(Moon Over My Sac H3 )
Thumper Can’t Pump Her
(EPH3)
Sweaty Nipples, Surprise!
(CTrH3)
Pamela Gasterson
(EPH3)
Ice Ice Crazie
(VoodooH3)
Betty Crotch Popper
(MosquitoH3)
Fist Her Twice
(MosquitoH3)
McRimJob
(LAH3)
Rectal Rabbi
(SPIILH3)
Piggy Style
(ABQH3)
Backside Bayou
(AlamoH3)
Chestnut Hermosa
(OKCW3H3)
Halloweenie Beerdini
(Wandering Whore H3)
Incontinent Babe Saver
(ABQH3)
Baconwrap
(EPH3)
ELBOWS DEEP
(S2H3)
Cunts Way Low
(EPH3)
Just kneel and Bob
(FTWH3)
The Quicker Picker Upper
(SAH3)
Penis blowjob star wars name
(Tulsa H3)
Once upon a time in 69 ........ I was almost the 8th (or more simply just Dot)
(Albuquerque)
Twatwurst
(BSH3)
4skin Felon
(EPH3)
Smearmeoff
(EPH3)
Touching Me Softly
(AH3)
Leather Lovelips
(Wrong Way Hash Ho...)
8-Bit Dick
(Alamogordo)
Bigger Better Faster Deeper
(Sacramento H3)
How Do You Like My Headlights NOW
(BigHumpH3)
I’d Fuck Me Too
(EPH3)
my teacher made me cum
(Border jumper H3)
Princess labia
(Phxh3)
Mouth Queef
(Reno H3)
Lock Nut Monster
(BigHumpH3)
Ben Dover R My Panties Showin’
(DallasH3)
Swiper No Swiping
(TH3)
Goo Shoe Pork
(MiHiHuHa)
Gingervitis
(San Francisco H3)
Just LaVerne
(SWH3)
Skittles Colon taste the Asshole
(ABQH3)
Butt Plug FRED
(EBH3)
Desperate Lay
(CRapidsH3)
Five Angry Inches
(SFH3)
John Wang
(EPH3)
Horny McRib
(EPH3)
Big booty hoe
(EPH3)
Just Cruz
(Alamogordo H3 )
Halfpipe
(ABQH3)
Grand Theft Anal
(A2H3)
Sharin’ Cocks
(Alamogordo Hash H...)
Rear Ender
(ABQH3)
Boot Scoot Nookie (BSN)
(BJH3)
Red bed redemption
(EPH3)
Butt Lite
(HCH3)
Used Rubber
(EPH3)
Inappropriate
(Houston H3)
Cookies N Cum
(SFH3)
I don't mow lawns, I don't shovel snow, I don't do ass to mouth.
(SLUT-DH3)
Hose Handler
(EPH3)
Alley Cat
(KAW!H3)
2 Girls One Juan
(EPH3)
FingerWave
(OmahaH3)
Choco Taco
(BJH3)
Scruffy Mc Fucky
(Colorado Kimchi)
Harder than a 5th grader
(EPH3)
Piss in Puss
(WH3)
Deep in the throat of Tex Mex
(Shit show butt ho...)
Mrs. Robinson
(EPH3)
Premature hashturbation
(IEH3)
Dude Where's My Cheeto
(EPH3)
Sperm Donor
(SCH3)
Better brown than down
(KissMyH3)
Just Jake
(ABQH3)
Tantric Arachnid Cannabis Orgasm
(ABQH3)
PG 6"
(ABQH3)
One-eyed Wetter
(MemphisH3)
Petrified Wood
(Moon Over My Sac H3)
Stop, Drop, & Anal
(Alamogordo)
Remember the AlaMILF
(IWSH3)
Virgin Whisperer
(OmahaH3)
Just Hayley
(ABQH3)
Just Joe
(Las Cruces H3)
Virgin Venus
(ABQH3)
goat so good
(WCH3)
Meatless Wonder
(AH3)
Stripper Lickin Good
(EPH3)
Just Murph
(ABQH3)
Seven Deadly Dwarves
(KissMyH3)
A Shot or Tuah
(AlamoH3)
I-10 Hoe
(EPH3)
Boobs Farm
(Alamogordo)
Pan tera
(EPH3)
PBelly
(EPH3)
Eat=mycunt2wice
(EPH3)
Bi The Numbers
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
My little pony keg
(California Larrik...)
Ralph In The Mouth
(BJH3)
Breaking Vag
(ABQH3)
Turtle Dick
(MosquitoH3)
House Shitter
(SAH3)
BenWa
(DenverH3)
Beer Battered
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
McPisser
(Houston H3)
Louis L'Amour the Graveyard Whore
(KissMyH3)
Santa On Crack
( SAH3)
SofaKing
(KissMyH3)
Donut Holer
(MosquitoH3)
Oxford Coma
(Abq)
i Raq the pussy
(EPH3)
Reverse Bogart
(W3H3)
Shitter Splitter
(Sacramento H3)
Baker’s Dozen’t
(SurfCityH3)
Chicken Bag
(Corpus Christi H3)
Anal Sanctuary
(Tidewater H3)
Go Speed Racist
(Poznań H3)
Nodoz on the Big Hoes
(SWH3)
Rock Cock
(BRCH3)
Choir cock
(LBH3)
Cums Up Wet
(StarCityH3)
Just Bianca
(AlamoH3)
Wave humper
(EPH3)
Hon Hon Hon Titty Croissants
(LDSH3)
Evaporated MILF
(BJH3)
Dancing Queef
(EPH3)
Created by Gin | Inspired by many