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Organizers:
Tex-Mex Intercourse Fiesta 2026
01/15 07:00 PM to 01/19 07:00 PM
A Hash Weekend
Cost: $100
"TEXMEX INTERCOURSE FIESTA HASH 2026"
Our biggest event of the year. Come celebrate 20+ years with us!!
It's 5 days of hashing and debauchery. Jan 15th - Jan 19th, 2026 and you're invited.
Plan your vacation ahead of time or quit your job, this is worth it.
To Register please complete and submit your payment to:
"PayPal to pinkslit_69@yahoo.com. Chose the family & friends option so we won’t get charged an extra fee."
THEME:
CIRCUS WONDERLAND!!
FRIDAY - Circus freak show: ringmaster, sexy circus performers, magicians, jugglers, acrobats, strongest man, tattooed ladies, clowns and carnies, etc
SATURDAY - Carnival! The world is a circus. Brightest and elaborate party attire!
To Register please complete and submit your payment to:
"PayPal to pinkslit_69@yahoo.com. Chose the family & friends option so we won’t get charged an extra fee."
CIRCUS WONDERLAND!!
COSTUMES / FLASH LIGHT / ANTIBIOTICS /
Location Details
Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
Start Location TBA
Schedule of Events
7 PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, Hares: TBA Theme: TBA
9AM- BORDER JUMPERS WILL LAY TRAIL, BJ STYLE- Bring your spare liver. Hares: TBA – Orange Chalk
• 3 PM: Ceremonial tapping of the Keg @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 2:30-4:30 PM: Registration -El Paso H3 Harriettes will sign you in and hand you YOUR PACKAGE OF GOODIES @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 in the Small Event Room by Front Desk
• 5-6 PM: Dinner Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 6:45 -7:00 – Uhaul’s will take us to Point A of pubcrawl. If you prefer to Uber, see Point A below.
• 7:30 PM: Pubcrawl Point A –TBA: DRESS THEME: Blast Circus freak show: ringmaster, sexy circus performers, magicians, jugglers, acrobats, strongest man, tattooed ladies, clowns and carnies, etc
8AM: Breakfast 8-10am - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West.
• 9-10AM: Late Registration (Wanker's Only!) Haberdashery TIME!! Shout out to Haberdashers bring your Shitty hash gear to sell!!
• 10:00 AM: Beer Mile Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. Hares: LeeRoy
• 10:30 AM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. MEXico TRAIL - 10:30 SHARP! Hares for the MEXico DRUG RUN TRAIL – TBA - You will need a valid/current passport for the Mexico Trail – Green Chalk
• 12:30PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. TEXAss TRAIL - 12:30 SHARP! Hares: TBA - Blue Chalk
• 6-7 PM: Dinner - Large Ballroom
• 8:30 PM: Party dance at the Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West.
8-10AM: Breakfast - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 10:00AM: Butt Scrabble- BackSide Bayou & Sperm Whale will be the sharpie ASS artists!
• Shout out to Haberdashers bring your shitty hash gear to sell!!
• 10:00AM-Draft Punk H3 – Bring your craft beers to share, a vessel, your prepped liver, and a friend. Look for details on FB.
• 11:00 AM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 THE WORLD-FAMOUS ASSHOLE TRAIL! 13-on up miles or more. Point A: Hares – TBA
• 1 :00 PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922- TURKEY TRAIL, 5-7 miles, Hares: TBA - Green chalk
• 6-07 PM: The last Supper - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
10 AM: HANGOVER TRAIL YA'LL!!! Point A - Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 Hare: TBA
Public Event
including:
Premature hashturbation
(IEH3)
Tomorrow Never Cums
(Alamogordo)
goat so good
(WCH3)
Cums Up Wet
(StarCityH3)
The Quicker Picker Upper
(SAH3)
Cum So Hard Me Die
(DenverH3)
7 Daddies & the Soggy Biscuit
(MiHiHuHa)
Screws ON First
(Bell Scott H3)
Halfpipe
(ABQH3)
Shitter Splitter
(Sacramento H3)
Speedy Stud Bumper
(KissMyH3)
Baconwrap
(EPH3)
I don't mow lawns, I don't shovel snow, I don't do ass to mouth.
(SLUT-DH3)
Seven Deadly Dwarves
(KissMyH3)
Stripper Lickin Good
(EPH3)
Used Rubber
(EPH3)
Leather Lovelips
(Wrong Way Hash Ho...)
Just Bianca
(AlamoH3)
Pamela Gasterson
(EPH3)
Evaporated MILF
(BJH3)
Sweaty Nipples, Surprise!
(CTrH3)
Scruffy Mc Fucky
(Colorado Kimchi)
Mrs. Robinson
(EPH3)
Betty Crotch Popper
(MosquitoH3)
Free My Willy
(OmahaH3)
Nanny Pokely
(LVH3vlv)
Just LaVerne
(SWH3)
Inappropriate
(Houston H3)
Bearded Clam
(jHavH3)
Alley Cat
(KAW!H3)
Rock Cock
(BRCH3)
E.R.I.C.
(TBH3 / EPH3)
Five Angry Inches
(SFH3)
Cookies N Cum
(SFH3)
Breaking Vag
(ABQH3)
Santa On Crack
( SAH3)
Grand theft auto
(Colorado Kimchi)
Grand Theft boxer
(ECH3)
Donut Holer
(MosquitoH3)
PG 6"
(ABQH3)
My little pony keg
(California Larrik...)
Son of a Swinger Man
(CTrH3)
SnowBall White
(Alamogordo)
Ambidickstrous
(ABQH3)
Butt Plug FRED
(EBH3)
PBelly
(EPH3)
Bi The Numbers
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
MotherTrucker
(Albuquerque H3)
Clamarindo
(EPH3)
Sensitive New Age Nipples
(Whoreman H3)
Touching Me Softly
(AH3)
Twatwurst
(BSH3)
Just Doesn't Grow
(EPH3)
Catalina Shit Mixer
(Albuquerque Hash ...)
Princess labia
(Phxh3)
Salty Mudflaps
(EPH3)
Go Speed Racist
(Poznań H3)
Fur On Fur Off
(CLH3)
Reverse Bogart
(W3H3)
Octopussy
(Houston)
Wave humper
(EPH3)
Red bed redemption
(EPH3)
Baker’s Dozen’t
(SurfCityH3)
Mistress of Masochism (MOM)
(Alamogordo)
Meatless Wonder
(AH3)
Hon Hon Hon Titty Croissants
(LDSH3)
I’d Fuck Me Too
(EPH3)
Silence of the Yams
(DenverH3)
Ralph In The Mouth
(BJH3)
Wifey doesn’t know
(EPH3)
Desperate Lay
(CRapidsH3)
Just Rachel
(Bell Scott H3)
Tijuana Donkey Fluffer
(Moon Over My Sac H3 )
Grand Theft Anal
(A2H3)
Big booty hoe
(EPH3)
I-10 Hoe
(EPH3)
Lick Stick
(NomadH3)
Daddy WarFucks
(SAH3)
Skittles Colon taste the Asshole
(ABQH3)
Once upon a time in 69 ........ I was almost the 8th (or more simply just Dot)
(Albuquerque)
Not Your Scissor Sister
(AlamoH3)
Stop, Drop, & Anal
(Alamogordo)
Anal Sanctuary
(Tidewater H3)
Penis blowjob star wars name
(Tulsa H3)
Dick Lover
(TCH)
Ottoman Cumpire
(BigHumpH3)
Be A Pisser
(EPH3)
FingerWave
(OmahaH3)
Dude Where's My Cheeto
(EPH3)
8-Bit Dick
(Alamogordo)
i Raq the pussy
(EPH3)
Bigger Better Faster Deeper
(Sacramento H3)
Clearly not a Hooker
(SurfCityH3)
Vaginal Vortex
(RPH3)
Incontinent Babe Saver
(ABQH3)
Eat=mycunt2wice
(EPH3)
Louis L'Amour the Graveyard Whore
(KissMyH3)
Remember the AlaMILF
(IWSH3)
Harder than a 5th grader
(EPH3)
Thumper Can’t Pump Her
(EPH3)
2 Much 4 Me
(BJH3)
KinkHerBell
(ABQH3)
Llama Llama Ding Dong
(ICBINMH3)
2 Girls One Juan
(EPH3)
SofaKing
(KissMyH3)
Deep in the throat of Tex Mex
(Shit show butt ho...)
4skin Felon
(EPH3)
Hokey Tokey
(LongBeach H3)
Horse Sex Noises
(MiHiHuHa)
John Wang
(EPH3)
Choco Taco
(BJH3)
A Shot or Tuah
(AlamoH3)
Turtle Dick
(MosquitoH3)
Rear Ender
(ABQH3)
Just Hayley
(ABQH3)
Just kneel and Bob
(FTWH3)
Flours for Anal Bum
(SurfCityH3)
Grandpa's Next
(Wandering Whore H3)
Spring-Loaded Pussy
(OmahaH3)
Shiver me titters
(Bjh3)
Pan tera
(EPH3)
Cameltoe Hooker
(DUHHH)
Ass Transit
(SDH3)
McPisser
(Houston H3)
Sperm Donor
(SCH3)
Sicilian Family Portrait
(AVLH3)
Gingervitis
(San Francisco H3)
Queen
(EBH3)
Shame Eww
(BJH3)
Goo Shoe Pork
(MiHiHuHa)
Tantric Arachnid Cannabis Orgasm
(ABQH3)
How Do You Like My Headlights NOW
(BigHumpH3)
My Precious GB
(RPH3)
The Fast & Bike-urious
(FEH3)
Calendar Girl
(Lost Boobs Phoenix)
Phlogging Poly
(NomadH3)
Dancing Queef
(EPH3)
Choir cock
(LBH3)
Just Murph
(ABQH3)
Joystick finger fucker
(EPH3)
Faux Mo
(MemphisH3)
Smearmeoff
(EPH3)
Nodoz on the Big Hoes
(SWH3)
McRimJob
(LAH3)
Petrified Wood
(Moon Over My Sac H3)
Through the Looking Ass
(Larryville Hash H...)
my teacher made me cum
(Border jumper H3)
Blood dance kid
(PhoenixH3)
Squat Twat
(DenverH3)
Ghettoman
(TH3)
Piggy Style
(ABQH3)
Beer Battered
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Backside Bayou
(AlamoH3)
Weiner Waiver
(ABQH3)
Dickscriminator
(EPH3)
H2ho
(EPH3)
Virgin Venus
(ABQH3)
BenWa
(DenverH3)
Ben Dover R My Panties Showin’
(DallasH3)
Better brown than down
(KissMyH3)
Horny McRib
(EPH3)
I’d Fuck Me!
(Anchorage H3)
Sex Doll Serial Killer
(BoulderH3)
Wicked Itch of the Yeast
(KissMyH3)
House Shitter
(SAH3)
Lock Nut Monster
(BigHumpH3)
Chestnut Hermosa
(OKCW3H3)
Halloweenie Beerdini
(Wandering Whore H3)
Virgin Whisperer
(OmahaH3)
Tits Baaaaad
(SAH3)
Sharin’ Cocks
(Alamogordo Hash H...)
Butt Lite
(HCH3)
Ice Ice Crazie
(VoodooH3)
Boobs Farm
(Alamogordo)
Mouth Queef
(Reno H3)
Dick the Boy Wonder
(Texas Crab Hash)
ELBOWS DEEP
(S2H3)
Just Jake
(ABQH3)
Annular Fuckstuck
(ABQH3)
Man Jina
(EPH3)
Piss in Puss
(WH3)
Ghettoman +1
(FEH3)
Fist Her Twice
(MosquitoH3)
Spits and Dribbles
(WH3)
EEE-WHORE
(ABQH3)
Just Joe
(Las Cruces H3)
Cunts Way Low
(EPH3)
Just Cruz
(Alamogordo H3 )
Scent of a Man
(Wasatch H3)
Bitch dont know shit
(Palm Beach H3 (Co...)
Two Lips
(CUH3 )
Chicken Bag
(Corpus Christi H3)
Created by Gin | Inspired by many