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Tex-Mex Intercourse Fiesta 2026

01/15 07:00 PM to 01/19 07:00 PM

A Hash Weekend

Cost: $100

"TEXMEX INTERCOURSE FIESTA HASH 2026"

Our biggest event of the year. Come celebrate 20+ years with us!!
It's 5 days of hashing and debauchery. Jan 15th - Jan 19th, 2026 and you're invited.
Plan your vacation ahead of time or quit your job, this is worth it.

To Register please complete and submit your payment to:
"PayPal to pinkslit_69@yahoo.com. Chose the family & friends option so we won’t get charged an extra fee."

THEME:
CIRCUS WONDERLAND!!

FRIDAY - Circus freak show: ringmaster, sexy circus performers, magicians, jugglers, acrobats, strongest man, tattooed ladies, clowns and carnies, etc

SATURDAY - Carnival! The world is a circus. Brightest and elaborate party attire!

To Register please complete and submit your payment to:
"PayPal to pinkslit_69@yahoo.com. Chose the family & friends option so we won’t get charged an extra fee."


CIRCUS WONDERLAND!!

COSTUMES / FLASH LIGHT / ANTIBIOTICS /

Location Details

Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922

Start Location TBA

Holiday Inn West El Paso

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900 Sunland Park Drive El. Paso TX 79922

Schedule of Events

7 PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, Hares: TBA Theme: TBA


9AM- BORDER JUMPERS WILL LAY TRAIL, BJ STYLE- Bring your spare liver. Hares: TBA – Orange Chalk
• 3 PM: Ceremonial tapping of the Keg @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 2:30-4:30 PM: Registration -El Paso H3 Harriettes will sign you in and hand you YOUR PACKAGE OF GOODIES @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 in the Small Event Room by Front Desk
• 5-6 PM: Dinner Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 6:45 -7:00 – Uhaul’s will take us to Point A of pubcrawl. If you prefer to Uber, see Point A below.
• 7:30 PM: Pubcrawl Point A –TBA: DRESS THEME: Blast Circus freak show: ringmaster, sexy circus performers, magicians, jugglers, acrobats, strongest man, tattooed ladies, clowns and carnies, etc


8AM: Breakfast 8-10am - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West.
• 9-10AM: Late Registration (Wanker's Only!) Haberdashery TIME!! Shout out to Haberdashers bring your Shitty hash gear to sell!!
• 10:00 AM: Beer Mile Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. Hares: LeeRoy
• 10:30 AM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. MEXico TRAIL - 10:30 SHARP! Hares for the MEXico DRUG RUN TRAIL – TBA - You will need a valid/current passport for the Mexico Trail – Green Chalk
• 12:30PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. TEXAss TRAIL - 12:30 SHARP! Hares: TBA - Blue Chalk
• 6-7 PM: Dinner - Large Ballroom
• 8:30 PM: Party dance at the Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West.


8-10AM: Breakfast - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 10:00AM: Butt Scrabble- BackSide Bayou & Sperm Whale will be the sharpie ASS artists!
• Shout out to Haberdashers bring your shitty hash gear to sell!!
• 10:00AM-Draft Punk H3 – Bring your craft beers to share, a vessel, your prepped liver, and a friend. Look for details on FB.
• 11:00 AM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 THE WORLD-FAMOUS ASSHOLE TRAIL! 13-on up miles or more. Point A: Hares – TBA
• 1 :00 PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922- TURKEY TRAIL, 5-7 miles, Hares: TBA - Green chalk
• 6-07 PM: The last Supper - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922


10 AM: HANGOVER TRAIL YA'LL!!! Point A - Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 Hare: TBA


Public Event

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300 Hashers cumming

including:

Whoop Areola

Okinawa H3
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$3 box

Dallas Fort-Worth
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Leeroy & Stitches

El Paso Hash House Harriers
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Whole Lotta Cum

Albuqerque Hash House Harriers
...

Fur On Fur Off

(CLH3)

Wrong Dong Thong

Dallas Fort-Worth
...

Stop, Drop, & Anal

(Alamogordo)

Phlogging Poly

(NomadH3)

Dancing Queef

(EPH3)

Speedy Stud Bumper

(KissMyH3)

Cuckold and Cuddle

Wasatch Hash House Harriers
...

Just Hayley

(ABQH3)

Go Speed Racist

(Poznań H3)

Five Finger Fuck Truck

Osan Bulgogi Hash House Harriers
...

Dick First Ass Up

East Bay Hash House Harriers
...

Donut Holer

(MosquitoH3)

I-10 Hoe

(EPH3)

Leather Lovelips

(Wrong Way Hash Ho...)

Santa On Crack

( SAH3)

Crapper Napper

PhoenixH3
...

Wicked Itch of the Yeast

(KissMyH3)

Ghettoman

(TH3)

Dickscriminator

(EPH3)

Came for a Week

Tidewater H3
...

Red bed redemption

(EPH3)

Faux Mo

(MemphisH3)

Flours for Anal Bum

(SurfCityH3)

Just Melissa

(BDH3)

Beer Battered

(El Paso Hash Hous...)

Mac Splatty

Coyote Ugly Hash House Harriers
...

Premature hashturbation

(IEH3)

OSAMA Bin Hashing

DC Road Whores
...

Inappropriate

(Houston H3)

EEE-WHORE

(ABQH3)

Swamp Gravy

DC Road Whores
Say sometimes to drugs.

Smearmeoff

(EPH3)

Scruffy Mc Fucky

(Colorado Kimchi)

TaunTaun Poontang (aka Poonie)

Albuqerque Hash House Harriers
...

Bitch dont know shit

(Palm Beach H3 (Co...)

Fuckin Spiders Man

Gentlemens Quarter H3
Master of disguise

my teacher made me cum

(Border jumper H3)

Swiper No Swiping

(TH3)

Tantric Arachnid Cannabis Orgasm

(ABQH3)

Baconwrap

(EPH3)

The Quicker Picker Upper

(SAH3)

Virgin Venus

(ABQH3)

Noname kiefer(soon to have one)

(ECH3)

Ass Transit

(SDH3)

Choir cock

(LBH3)

DePANTSipation Proclamation

Skull & Boners H3
In luto et sanguinem b...

Hose Handler

(EPH3)

Mistress of Masochism (MOM)

(Alamogordo)

U*Holy Mother Fluffer

Alamogordo Hash House Harriers
“Ma” The Meatloaf!

Petrified Wood

(Moon Over My Sac H3)

Ghettoman +1

(FEH3)

Cums Thru Jesus

Charleston Heretics H3
...

Cumming About

Larryville Hash House Harriers
...

Nanny Pokely

(LVH3vlv)

Through the Looking Ass

(Larryville Hash H...)

Clearly not a Hooker

(SurfCityH3)

Chicken Bag

(Corpus Christi H3)

McRimJob

(LAH3)

H2ho

(EPH3)

How Do You Like My Headlights NOW

(BigHumpH3)

Sperm Donor

(SCH3)

Look at that hole

Beaver Hole H3
...

Bi The Numbers

(El Paso Hash Hous...)

Tether Heather

Alamogordo H3
...

Blinded by Boobs

Phoenix H3
...

Uncle Bondage, Esq!

Bear Bottom Hash House Harriers
...

Shame Eww

(BJH3)

Jennatailia

Anchorage Alaska H3
...

Cunts Way Low

(EPH3)

Thumper Can’t Pump Her

(EPH3)

Helen Keller Hand Job

Charleston Heretics H3
...

Meatless Wonder

(AH3)

Incontinent Babe Saver

(ABQH3)

Betty Crotch Popper

(MosquitoH3)

goat so good

(WCH3)

Sensitive New Age Nipples

(Whoreman H3)

Small in the Back Big in the Front

Survivor Hash House Harriers
...

Gingervitis

(San Francisco H3)

Shitty Orgy Daycare

Tidewater H3
...

Grand theft auto

(Colorado Kimchi)

ManAids

California Larrikins
ManAids Patch

Clamarindo

(EPH3)

Lick Stick

(NomadH3)

SofaKing

(KissMyH3)

Evaporated MILF

(BJH3)

Dude Where's My Cheeto

(EPH3)

Piggy Style

(ABQH3)

Louis L'Amour the Graveyard Whore

(KissMyH3)

Skittles Colon taste the Asshole

(ABQH3)

Scar Tissue

San Diego Humpin' H3
...

Stripper Lickin Good

(EPH3)

Mucho Mochi Sucky Sucky

Tequila y Tacos Hash House Harriettes
...

Not Your Scissor Sister

(AlamoH3)

Pamela Gasterson

(EPH3)

Rear Ender

(ABQH3)

Rock Cock

(BRCH3)

Spits and Dribbles

(WH3)

Grandma’s Rig 2 Big

El Paso Hash House Harriers
...

Virgin Whisperer

(OmahaH3)

One-eyed Wetter

(MemphisH3)

Sweet Holes Alabama

jHavelina H3
...

Turtle Dick

(MosquitoH3)

Shiver me titters

(Bjh3)

Vaginal Vortex

(RPH3)

Epic Fail

Houston H3
In my defense, it's is...

Shut up! I’m Sparkling!

Dallas Fort-Worth
...

Runs With No Name

Tiny Hands H3
Tiny Hands Forever!!! ...

Annular Fuckstuck

(ABQH3)

Nodoz on the Big Hoes

(SWH3)

Whore's Whisperer

I hash all the Denver & Boulder kennels
...

Grand Theft Anal

(A2H3)

Pan tera

(EPH3)

Damn Jina

El Paso Hash House Harriers
...

Cookies N Cum

(SFH3)

Better brown than down

(KissMyH3)

OnomatoPREA

Downtown Wilmington H3
You're Welcome

BenWa

(DenverH3)

Free My Willy

(OmahaH3)

Wrap It Up

(MemphisH3)

Cameltoe Hooker

(DUHHH)

John Wang

(EPH3)

What Wouldn't Debbie Do

Osan Bulgogi Hash House Harriers
...

Boujee

Bad Decisions Hash House Harriers
#BoujeeAF

Salty Mudflaps

(EPH3)

Twatwurst

(BSH3)

Bigger Better Faster Deeper

(Sacramento H3)

Princess labia

(Phxh3)

Baker’s Dozen’t

(SurfCityH3)

Deep Chocolate

San Diego Humpin' H3
...

Grandpa's Next

(Wandering Whore H3)

Peters Out

Alamogordo H3
...

Anal Disabilities

Alamogordo
...

Wave humper

(EPH3)

Seven Deadly Dwarves

(KissMyH3)

i Raq the pussy

(EPH3)

Joystick finger fucker

(EPH3)

Manshatten Project

San Antonio Hash House Harriers
Never trust a fart aft...

Daddy WarFucks

(SAH3)

Penis blowjob star wars name

(Tulsa H3)

KinkHerBell

(ABQH3)

Pink eye

San Diego Hash House Harriers
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Just Cruz

(Alamogordo H3 )

Foursome and Twenty Tears Ago

Albuqerque Hash House Harriers
...

Old Faithful

Mosquito Hash House Harriers
https://welltecglobal-...

Cums Up Wet

(StarCityH3)

Queen

(EBH3)

My Precious GB

(RPH3)

PG 6"

(ABQH3)

Ain’t nuthin but a horn dog

California Larrikins
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Only Cums in a Kids Meal

(Humpin)

Tijuana Donkey Fluffer

(Moon Over My Sac H3 )

Worst Bottom Ever

East Bay Hash House Harriers
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Altered Boy

(BoiseH3)

Hon Hon Hon Titty Croissants

(LDSH3)

Mouth Queef

(Reno H3)

Strap Off

Memphis H3
...

2 Girls One Juan

(EPH3)

Big booty hoe

(EPH3)

FuckAble

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers
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Piss in Puss

(WH3)

Taj Ma Ballz

Alamogordo H3
...

Eat My Pussy

San Francisco H3
...

8-Bit Dick

(Alamogordo)

Muddie Buttie

Tacoma H3
...

Just Joe

(Las Cruces H3)

Fist Her Twice

(MosquitoH3)

Son of a Swinger Man

(CTrH3)

Sharin’ Cocks

(Alamogordo Hash H...)

House Shitter

(SAH3)

Just kneel and Bob

(FTWH3)

Chum Bucket Communion

Bushwhackers H3
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Eager Beat Her

Las Cruces Hash House Harriers
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Breaking Vag

(ABQH3)

FingerWave

(OmahaH3)

Butt Plug FRED

(EBH3)

Floppy Dicks

WaWhH3
...

Sex-O-Fence

Carsin Shitty H3
...

Five Angry Inches

(SFH3)

McPisser

(Houston H3)

Kibbles ‘n Vomit

Tidewater H3
...

Deep Throat

Texoma H3
There could be demos!

Calendar Girl

(Lost Boobs Phoenix)

Party Pooper

Albuqerque Hash House Harriers
...

Used Rubber

(EPH3)

Remember the AlaMILF

(IWSH3)

Just Bianca

(AlamoH3)

Whorechata

(ECH3)

I’d Fuck Me Too

(EPH3)

Froggy Style

Big Hump H3
...

Pour some wookie on me

(BJH3)

Deep in the throat of Tex Mex

(Shit show butt ho...)

Stank Ass

Corpus Christi H3
...

Ben Dover R My Panties Showin’

(DallasH3)

Kinkee Ken Klimaxer (KKK)

Lotsa Damn Shiggy Hash House Harriers
...

Just Doesn't Grow

(EPH3)

Cum So Hard Me Die

(DenverH3)

I’d Fuck Me!

(Anchorage H3)

Mrs. Robinson

(EPH3)

The Finishing Touch

Chattanooga Choo Choo Hash House Harriers
...

Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast

Salty Hampton Hash House Harriers
Spicy Pineapple

Rolling in the Deep

Salty Hampton Hash House Harriers
Words aren't real!

Alley Cat

(KAW!H3)

Sperm Whale

Alamogordo H3
...

Oxford Coma

(Abq)

Blood dance kid

(PhoenixH3)

Ambidickstrous

(ABQH3)

I don't mow lawns, I don't shovel snow, I don't do ass to mouth.

(SLUT-DH3)

Spring-Loaded Pussy

(OmahaH3)

Shitter Splitter

(Sacramento H3)

Ottoman Cumpire

(BigHumpH3)

Tomorrow Never Cums

(Alamogordo)

Eat=mycunt2wice

(EPH3)

Pussy Whipt

Wandering Whore H3
...

Horny McRib

(EPH3)

4skin Felon

(EPH3)

Anal Sanctuary

(Tidewater H3)

Sleazy Baked Lovin

San Antonio Hash House Harriers
...

Rotten fruit hanging

(BJH3)

Bump Her Stick Her

Austin Hash House Harriers
...

Ice Ice Crazie

(VoodooH3)

MotherTrucker

(Albuquerque H3)

E.R.I.C.

(TBH3 / EPH3)

I'll Pack Her

Bushwhackers H3
...

Just LaVerne

(SWH3)

Sticky Facial

jHavelina H3
...

Beaver chaser

Big Hump H3
...

Choco Taco

(BJH3)

The pickle maker

Palm Beach H3 (Corned Beef and Hurricane H3)
...

Squat Twat

(DenverH3)

Grand Theft boxer

(ECH3)

Boobs Farm

(Alamogordo)

Space Invader

Eugene H3
...

ELBOWS DEEP

(S2H3)

Hokey Tokey

(LongBeach H3)

Put a Baby in Me

Vag H3
Shower Beers!!

Goo Shoe Pork

(MiHiHuHa)

Just Daisy

(MiamiH3)

Harder than a 5th grader

(EPH3)

Onomatopenis

Albuqerque Hash House Harriers
...

Reverse Bogart

(W3H3)

Just Murph

(ABQH3)

G.E.I.C.O

Kiss My Hash House Harriers
...

Rectal Rabbi

(SPIILH3)

Dungeons and Crayons

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers
...

Touching Me Softly

(AH3)

Backside Bayou

(AlamoH3)

SnowBall White

(Alamogordo)

CAVEMAN

Albuqerque Hash House Harriers
...

Auto Erotic Fixation

Albuqerque Hash House Harriers
...

The Fast & Bike-urious

(FEH3)

Man Jina

(EPH3)

Scent of a Man

(Wasatch H3)

KIRBY

MEOWH3
...

Sicilian Family Portrait

(AVLH3)

just Casey

(ABQH3)

Sex Doll Serial Killer

(BoulderH3)

A Shot or Tuah

(AlamoH3)

Don't Tell My Wife

Texoma H3
Shhhh!

Bearded Clam

(jHavH3)

Butt Lite

(HCH3)

Just Jake

(ABQH3)

PBelly

(EPH3)

Ralph In The Mouth

(BJH3)

Pink Slit

El Paso Hash House Harriers
...

Halfpipe

(ABQH3)

Red Beard

Memphis H3
...

Fuck Dem Kids

Tidewater H3
...

My little pony keg

(California Larrik...)

Erection ResErection

Albuqerque Hash House Harriers
...

Boot Scoot Nookie (BSN)

(BJH3)

Desperate Lay

(CRapidsH3)

Radioactits

Las Vegas Hash House Harriers (vlv!)
...

Octopussy

(Houston)

Llama Llama Ding Dong

(ICBINMH3)

Ivan WallCum

Alamogordo Hash House Harriers
...

Lost and Pound

South Lake Tahoe H3 / SLuT H3
...

Arkansodomy

Keep Austin Weird Hash House Harriers
...

Chestnut Hermosa

(OKCW3H3)

Sweaty Nipples, Surprise!

(CTrH3)

Be A Pisser

(EPH3)

Tits Baaaaad

(SAH3)

Lock Nut Monster

(BigHumpH3)

Once upon a time in 69 ........ I was almost the 8th (or more simply just Dot)

(Albuquerque)

Halloweenie Beerdini

(Wandering Whore H3)