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Organizers:
Tex-Mex Intercourse Fiesta 2026
01/15 07:00 PM to 01/19 07:00 PM
A Hash Weekend
Cost: $100
"TEXMEX INTERCOURSE FIESTA HASH 2026"
Our biggest event of the year. Come celebrate 20+ years with us!!
It's 5 days of hashing and debauchery. Jan 15th - Jan 19th, 2026 and you're invited.
Plan your vacation ahead of time or quit your job, this is worth it.
To Register please complete and submit your payment to:
"PayPal to pinkslit_69@yahoo.com. Chose the family & friends option so we won’t get charged an extra fee."
THEME:
CIRCUS WONDERLAND!!
FRIDAY - Circus freak show: ringmaster, sexy circus performers, magicians, jugglers, acrobats, strongest man, tattooed ladies, clowns and carnies, etc
SATURDAY - Carnival! The world is a circus. Brightest and elaborate party attire!
To Register please complete and submit your payment to:
"PayPal to pinkslit_69@yahoo.com. Chose the family & friends option so we won’t get charged an extra fee."
CIRCUS WONDERLAND!!
COSTUMES / FLASH LIGHT / ANTIBIOTICS /
Location Details
Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
Start Location TBA
Schedule of Events
7 PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, Hares: TBA Theme: keep it simple: “Blast from the Past.” Wear something, anything from a previous Tex-Mex. Anything from an old Tex-Mex T-shirt to a full costume. Hares will provide some prizes for really old or creative outfits. YELLOW CHALK
9AM- BORDER JUMPERS WILL LAY TRAIL, BJ STYLE- Bring your spare liver. Hares: Choco & Wookie – Orange Chalk
• 3 PM: Ceremonial tapping of the Keg @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 2:30-4:30 PM: Registration -El Paso H3 Harriettes will sign you in and hand you YOUR PACKAGE OF GOODIES @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 in the Small Event Room by Front Desk
• 5-6 PM: Dinner Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 6:45 -7:00 – Uhaul’s will take us to Point A of pubcrawl. If you prefer to Uber, see Point A below.
• 7:30 PM: Pubcrawl Point A –TBA: HARES: LeeRoy n Stiches & Beer Battered DRESS THEME: Blast Circus freak show: ringmaster, sexy circus performers, magicians, jugglers, acrobats, strongest man, tattooed ladies, clowns and carnies, etc...WHITE CHALK
8AM: Breakfast 8-10am - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West.
• 9-10AM: Late Registration (Wanker's Only!) Haberdashery TIME!! Shout out to Haberdashers bring your Shitty hash gear to sell!!
• 10:00 AM: Beer Mile Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. Hares: LeeRoyPINK CHALK
• 10:30 AM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. MEXico TRAIL - 10:30 SHARP! Hares for the MEXico DRUG RUN TRAIL – Hoser - You will need a valid/current passport for the Mexico Trail – GREEN CHALK
• 12:30PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. TEXAss TRAIL - 12:30 SHARP! Hares: Just Doesn't Grow - BLUE CHALK
• 6-7 PM: Dinner - Large Ballroom
• 8:30 PM: Party dance at the Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. Theme: Carnival! The world is a circus. Brightest and elaborate party attire!
8-10AM: Breakfast - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 10:00AM: Butt Scrabble- BackSide Bayou & Sperm Whale will be the sharpie ASS artists!
• Shout out to Haberdashers bring your shitty hash gear to sell!!
• 10:00AM-Draft Punk H3 – Bring your craft beers to share, a vessel, your prepped liver, and a friend. Look for details on FB.
• 11:00 AM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 THE WORLD-FAMOUS ASSHOLE TRAIL! 13-on up miles or more. Point A: Hares – Beer Battered & Spermy WHITE CHALK
• 1 :00 PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922- TURKEY TRAIL, 5-7 miles, Hares: Harder - GREEN CHALK
• 6-07 PM: The last Supper - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
11 AM: HANGOVER TRAIL YA'LL!!! Point A - Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 Hare: E.R.I.C. & Pinky - PINK CHALK
Public Event
including:
Turtle Dick
(MosquitoH3)
Go Speed Racist
(Poznań H3)
Phlogging Poly
(NomadH3)
Ghettoman +1
(FEH3)
How Do You Like My Headlights NOW
(BigHumpH3)
Cunts Way Low
(EPH3)
Altered Boy
(BoiseH3)
Thumper Can’t Pump Her
(EPH3)
Halfpipe
(ABQH3)
Tijuana Donkey Fluffer
(Moon Over My Sac H3 )
Santa On Crack
( SAH3)
Anal Sanctuary
(Tidewater H3)
Betty Crotch Popper
(MosquitoH3)
Scruffy Mc Fucky
(Colorado Kimchi)
Pan tera
(EPH3)
Virgin Whisperer
(OmahaH3)
Grand Theft Anal
(A2H3)
Rotten fruit hanging
(BJH3)
Fist Her Twice
(MosquitoH3)
Through the Looking Ass
(Larryville Hash H...)
4skin Felon
(EPH3)
Baconwrap
(EPH3)
Ben Dover R My Panties Showin’
(DallasH3)
I’d Fuck Me!
(Anchorage H3)
Sweaty Nipples, Surprise!
(CTrH3)
Stripper Lickin Good
(EPH3)
ELBOWS DEEP
(S2H3)
Horny McRib
(EPH3)
Just kneel and Bob
(FTWH3)
Evaporated MILF
(BJH3)
Sharin’ Cocks
(Alamogordo Hash H...)
Eat=mycunt2wice
(EPH3)
Virgin Venus
(ABQH3)
The Quicker Picker Upper
(SAH3)
My little pony keg
(California Larrik...)
I-10 Hoe
(EPH3)
Tantric Arachnid Cannabis Orgasm
(ABQH3)
Just Bianca
(AlamoH3)
Seven Deadly Dwarves
(KissMyH3)
Just Cruz
(Alamogordo H3 )
Dancing Queef
(EPH3)
Leather Lovelips
(Wrong Way Hash Ho...)
Daddy WarFucks
(SAH3)
Chicken Bag
(Corpus Christi H3)
Dude Where's My Cheeto
(EPH3)
Hokey Tokey
(LongBeach H3)
Hose Handler
(EPH3)
Goo Shoe Pork
(MiHiHuHa)
2 Girls One Juan
(EPH3)
Vaginal Vortex
(RPH3)
EEE-WHORE
(ABQH3)
Remember the AlaMILF
(IWSH3)
Just Melissa
(BDH3)
Stop, Drop, & Anal
(Alamogordo)
Shiver me titters
(Bjh3)
I’d Fuck Me Too
(EPH3)
Mr hot and ready
(EPH3)
Incontinent Babe Saver
(ABQH3)
Pamela Gasterson
(EPH3)
Piggy Style
(ABQH3)
Llama Llama Ding Dong
(ICBINMH3)
Ghettoman
(TH3)
my teacher made me cum
(Border jumper H3)
Spring-Loaded Pussy
(OmahaH3)
Twatwurst
(BSH3)
Be A Pisser
(EPH3)
A Shot or Tuah
(AlamoH3)
Free My Willy
(OmahaH3)
Sex Doll Serial Killer
(BoulderH3)
Desperate Lay
(CRapidsH3)
The Fast & Bike-urious
(FEH3)
Only Cums in a Kids Meal
(Humpin)
Hon Hon Hon Titty Croissants
(LDSH3)
i Raq the pussy
(EPH3)
Just Jake
(ABQH3)
Squat Twat
(DenverH3)
Clamarindo
(EPH3)
Shitter Splitter
(Sacramento H3)
Rectal Rabbi
(SPIILH3)
Once upon a time in 69 ........ I was almost the 8th (or more simply just Dot)
(Albuquerque)
Mrs. Robinson
(EPH3)
Harder than a 5th grader
(EPH3)
McRimJob
(LAH3)
Five Angry Inches
(SFH3)
Sicilian Family Portrait
(AVLH3)
E.R.I.C.
(TBH3 / EPH3)
Not Your Scissor Sister
(AlamoH3)
One-eyed Wetter
(MemphisH3)
Touching Me Softly
(AH3)
Mistress of Masochism (MOM)
(Alamogordo)
Cums Up Wet
(StarCityH3)
Just Murph
(ABQH3)
Cookies N Cum
(SFH3)
Shame Eww
(BJH3)
SnowBall White
(Alamogordo)
Boobs Farm
(Alamogordo)
Fur On Fur Off
(CLH3)
Breaking Vag
(ABQH3)
House Shitter
(SAH3)
Sperm Donor
(SCH3)
Lick Stick
(NomadH3)
Flours for Anal Bum
(SurfCityH3)
Butt Lite
(HCH3)
Baker’s Dozen’t
(SurfCityH3)
Ambidickstrous
(ABQH3)
Petrified Wood
(Moon Over My Sac H3)
Grandpa's Next
(Wandering Whore H3)
Bigger Better Faster Deeper
(Sacramento H3)
Just Daisy
(MiamiH3)
Ice Ice Crazie
(VoodooH3)
KinkHerBell
(ABQH3)
Rock Cock
(BRCH3)
Nanny Pokely
(LVH3vlv)
Man Jina
(EPH3)
Just Doesn't Grow
(EPH3)
Mouth Queef
(Reno H3)
Ralph In The Mouth
(BJH3)
SofaKing
(KissMyH3)
Bi The Numbers
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Son of a Swinger Man
(CTrH3)
Just Hayley
(ABQH3)
Nodoz on the Big Hoes
(SWH3)
Butt Plug FRED
(EBH3)
Donut Holer
(MosquitoH3)
I don't mow lawns, I don't shovel snow, I don't do ass to mouth.
(SLUT-DH3)
Speedy Stud Bumper
(KissMyH3)
Reverse Bogart
(W3H3)
Just LaVerne
(SWH3)
Boot Scoot Nookie (BSN)
(BJH3)
PBelly
(EPH3)
Piss in Puss
(WH3)
Choco Taco
(BJH3)
Octopussy
(Houston)
Ottoman Cumpire
(BigHumpH3)
Smearmeoff
(EPH3)
Deep in the throat of Tex Mex
(Shit show butt ho...)
Beer Battered
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Dickscriminator
(EPH3)
Used Rubber
(EPH3)
Princess labia
(Phxh3)
H2ho
(EPH3)
Rear Ender
(ABQH3)
John Wang
(EPH3)
Red bed redemption
(EPH3)
Sensitive New Age Nipples
(Whoreman H3)
PG 6"
(ABQH3)
My Precious GB
(RPH3)
Inappropriate
(Houston H3)
McPisser
(Houston H3)
Noname kiefer(soon to have one)
(ECH3)
Joystick finger fucker
(EPH3)
Spits and Dribbles
(WH3)
Wicked Itch of the Yeast
(KissMyH3)
Tits Baaaaad
(SAH3)
Bearded Clam
(jHavH3)
Just Joe
(Las Cruces H3)
Cameltoe Hooker
(DUHHH)
Grand theft auto
(Colorado Kimchi)
Choir cock
(LBH3)
just Casey
(ABQH3)
Big booty hoe
(EPH3)
Better brown than down
(KissMyH3)
Swiper No Swiping
(TH3)
Halloweenie Beerdini
(Wandering Whore H3)
MotherTrucker
(Albuquerque H3)
Oxford Coma
(Abq)
Grand Theft boxer
(ECH3)
Bitch dont know shit
(Palm Beach H3 (Co...)
Pour some wookie on me
(BJH3)
Louis L'Amour the Graveyard Whore
(KissMyH3)
Chestnut Hermosa
(OKCW3H3)
Backside Bayou
(AlamoH3)
Salty Mudflaps
(EPH3)
Skittles Colon taste the Asshole
(ABQH3)
Whorechata
(ECH3)
Scent of a Man
(Wasatch H3)
Queen
(EBH3)
Tomorrow Never Cums
(Alamogordo)
8-Bit Dick
(Alamogordo)
Alley Cat
(KAW!H3)
Cum So Hard Me Die
(DenverH3)
goat so good
(WCH3)
Premature hashturbation
(IEH3)
Faux Mo
(MemphisH3)
Annular Fuckstuck
(ABQH3)
Clearly not a Hooker
(SurfCityH3)
Gingervitis
(San Francisco H3)
Calendar Girl
(Lost Boobs Phoenix)
BenWa
(DenverH3)
Wave humper
(EPH3)
Penis blowjob star wars name
(Tulsa H3)
FingerWave
(OmahaH3)
Lock Nut Monster
(BigHumpH3)
Meatless Wonder
(AH3)
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