Cost: $100
"TEXMEX INTERCOURSE FIESTA HASH 2026"
Our biggest event of the year. Come celebrate 20+ years with us!!
It's 5 days of hashing and debauchery. Jan 15th - Jan 19th, 2026 and you're invited.
Plan your vacation ahead of time or quit your job, this is worth it.
To Register please complete and submit your payment to:
"PayPal to pinkslit_69@yahoo.com. Chose the family & friends option so we won’t get charged an extra fee."
THEME:
CIRCUS WONDERLAND!!
FRIDAY - Circus freak show: ringmaster, sexy circus performers, magicians, jugglers, acrobats, strongest man, tattooed ladies, clowns and carnies, etc
SATURDAY - Carnival! The world is a circus. Brightest and elaborate party attire!
To Register please complete and submit your payment to:
"PayPal to pinkslit_69@yahoo.com. Chose the family & friends option so we won’t get charged an extra fee."
CIRCUS WONDERLAND!!
COSTUMES / FLASH LIGHT / ANTIBIOTICS /
Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
Start Location TBA
7 PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, Hares: TBA Theme: TBA
9AM- BORDER JUMPERS WILL LAY TRAIL, BJ STYLE- Bring your spare liver. Hares: TBA – Orange Chalk
• 3 PM: Ceremonial tapping of the Keg @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 2:30-4:30 PM: Registration -El Paso H3 Harriettes will sign you in and hand you YOUR PACKAGE OF GOODIES @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 in the Small Event Room by Front Desk
• 5-6 PM: Dinner Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 6:45 -7:00 – Uhaul’s will take us to Point A of pubcrawl. If you prefer to Uber, see Point A below.
• 7:30 PM: Pubcrawl Point A –TBA: DRESS THEME: Blast Circus freak show: ringmaster, sexy circus performers, magicians, jugglers, acrobats, strongest man, tattooed ladies, clowns and carnies, etc
8AM: Breakfast 8-10am - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West.
• 9-10AM: Late Registration (Wanker's Only!) Haberdashery TIME!! Shout out to Haberdashers bring your Shitty hash gear to sell!!
• 10:00 AM: Beer Mile Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. Hares: LeeRoy
• 10:30 AM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. MEXico TRAIL - 10:30 SHARP! Hares for the MEXico DRUG RUN TRAIL – TBA - You will need a valid/current passport for the Mexico Trail – Green Chalk
• 12:30PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. TEXAss TRAIL - 12:30 SHARP! Hares: TBA - Blue Chalk
• 6-7 PM: Dinner - Large Ballroom
• 8:30 PM: Party dance at the Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West.
8-10AM: Breakfast - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 10:00AM: Butt Scrabble- BackSide Bayou & Sperm Whale will be the sharpie ASS artists!
• Shout out to Haberdashers bring your shitty hash gear to sell!!
• 10:00AM-Draft Punk H3 – Bring your craft beers to share, a vessel, your prepped liver, and a friend. Look for details on FB.
• 11:00 AM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 THE WORLD-FAMOUS ASSHOLE TRAIL! 13-on up miles or more. Point A: Hares – TBA
• 1 :00 PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922- TURKEY TRAIL, 5-7 miles, Hares: TBA - Green chalk
• 6-07 PM: The last Supper - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
10 AM: HANGOVER TRAIL YA'LL!!! Point A - Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 Hare: TBA
including:
Fur On Fur Off
(CLH3)
Stop, Drop, & Anal
(Alamogordo)
Phlogging Poly
(NomadH3)
Dancing Queef
(EPH3)
Speedy Stud Bumper
(KissMyH3)
Just Hayley
(ABQH3)
Go Speed Racist
(Poznań H3)
Donut Holer
(MosquitoH3)
I-10 Hoe
(EPH3)
Leather Lovelips
(Wrong Way Hash Ho...)
Santa On Crack
( SAH3)
Wicked Itch of the Yeast
(KissMyH3)
Ghettoman
(TH3)
Dickscriminator
(EPH3)
Red bed redemption
(EPH3)
Faux Mo
(MemphisH3)
Flours for Anal Bum
(SurfCityH3)
Just Melissa
(BDH3)
Beer Battered
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Premature hashturbation
(IEH3)
Inappropriate
(Houston H3)
EEE-WHORE
(ABQH3)
Smearmeoff
(EPH3)
Scruffy Mc Fucky
(Colorado Kimchi)
Bitch dont know shit
(Palm Beach H3 (Co...)
my teacher made me cum
(Border jumper H3)
Swiper No Swiping
(TH3)
Tantric Arachnid Cannabis Orgasm
(ABQH3)
Baconwrap
(EPH3)
The Quicker Picker Upper
(SAH3)
Virgin Venus
(ABQH3)
Noname kiefer(soon to have one)
(ECH3)
Ass Transit
(SDH3)
Choir cock
(LBH3)
Hose Handler
(EPH3)
Mistress of Masochism (MOM)
(Alamogordo)
Petrified Wood
(Moon Over My Sac H3)
Ghettoman +1
(FEH3)
Nanny Pokely
(LVH3vlv)
Through the Looking Ass
(Larryville Hash H...)
Clearly not a Hooker
(SurfCityH3)
Chicken Bag
(Corpus Christi H3)
McRimJob
(LAH3)
H2ho
(EPH3)
How Do You Like My Headlights NOW
(BigHumpH3)
Sperm Donor
(SCH3)
Bi The Numbers
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Shame Eww
(BJH3)
Cunts Way Low
(EPH3)
Thumper Can’t Pump Her
(EPH3)
Meatless Wonder
(AH3)
Incontinent Babe Saver
(ABQH3)
Betty Crotch Popper
(MosquitoH3)
goat so good
(WCH3)
Sensitive New Age Nipples
(Whoreman H3)
Gingervitis
(San Francisco H3)
Grand theft auto
(Colorado Kimchi)
Clamarindo
(EPH3)
Lick Stick
(NomadH3)
SofaKing
(KissMyH3)
Evaporated MILF
(BJH3)
Dude Where's My Cheeto
(EPH3)
Piggy Style
(ABQH3)
Louis L'Amour the Graveyard Whore
(KissMyH3)
Skittles Colon taste the Asshole
(ABQH3)
Stripper Lickin Good
(EPH3)
Not Your Scissor Sister
(AlamoH3)
Pamela Gasterson
(EPH3)
Rear Ender
(ABQH3)
Rock Cock
(BRCH3)
Spits and Dribbles
(WH3)
Virgin Whisperer
(OmahaH3)
One-eyed Wetter
(MemphisH3)
Turtle Dick
(MosquitoH3)
Shiver me titters
(Bjh3)
Vaginal Vortex
(RPH3)
Annular Fuckstuck
(ABQH3)
Nodoz on the Big Hoes
(SWH3)
Grand Theft Anal
(A2H3)
Pan tera
(EPH3)
Cookies N Cum
(SFH3)
Better brown than down
(KissMyH3)
BenWa
(DenverH3)
Free My Willy
(OmahaH3)
Wrap It Up
(MemphisH3)
Cameltoe Hooker
(DUHHH)
John Wang
(EPH3)
Salty Mudflaps
(EPH3)
Twatwurst
(BSH3)
Bigger Better Faster Deeper
(Sacramento H3)
Princess labia
(Phxh3)
Baker’s Dozen’t
(SurfCityH3)
Grandpa's Next
(Wandering Whore H3)
Wave humper
(EPH3)
Seven Deadly Dwarves
(KissMyH3)
i Raq the pussy
(EPH3)
Joystick finger fucker
(EPH3)
Daddy WarFucks
(SAH3)
Penis blowjob star wars name
(Tulsa H3)
KinkHerBell
(ABQH3)
Just Cruz
(Alamogordo H3 )
Cums Up Wet
(StarCityH3)
Queen
(EBH3)
My Precious GB
(RPH3)
PG 6"
(ABQH3)
Only Cums in a Kids Meal
(Humpin)
Tijuana Donkey Fluffer
(Moon Over My Sac H3 )
Altered Boy
(BoiseH3)
Hon Hon Hon Titty Croissants
(LDSH3)
Mouth Queef
(Reno H3)
2 Girls One Juan
(EPH3)
Big booty hoe
(EPH3)
Piss in Puss
(WH3)
8-Bit Dick
(Alamogordo)
Just Joe
(Las Cruces H3)
Fist Her Twice
(MosquitoH3)
Son of a Swinger Man
(CTrH3)
Sharin’ Cocks
(Alamogordo Hash H...)
House Shitter
(SAH3)
Just kneel and Bob
(FTWH3)
Breaking Vag
(ABQH3)
FingerWave
(OmahaH3)
Butt Plug FRED
(EBH3)
Five Angry Inches
(SFH3)
McPisser
(Houston H3)
Calendar Girl
(Lost Boobs Phoenix)
Used Rubber
(EPH3)
Remember the AlaMILF
(IWSH3)
Just Bianca
(AlamoH3)
Whorechata
(ECH3)
I’d Fuck Me Too
(EPH3)
Pour some wookie on me
(BJH3)
Deep in the throat of Tex Mex
(Shit show butt ho...)
Ben Dover R My Panties Showin’
(DallasH3)
Just Doesn't Grow
(EPH3)
Cum So Hard Me Die
(DenverH3)
I’d Fuck Me!
(Anchorage H3)
Mrs. Robinson
(EPH3)
Alley Cat
(KAW!H3)
Oxford Coma
(Abq)
Blood dance kid
(PhoenixH3)
Ambidickstrous
(ABQH3)
I don't mow lawns, I don't shovel snow, I don't do ass to mouth.
(SLUT-DH3)
Spring-Loaded Pussy
(OmahaH3)
Shitter Splitter
(Sacramento H3)
Ottoman Cumpire
(BigHumpH3)
Tomorrow Never Cums
(Alamogordo)
Eat=mycunt2wice
(EPH3)
Horny McRib
(EPH3)
4skin Felon
(EPH3)
Anal Sanctuary
(Tidewater H3)
Rotten fruit hanging
(BJH3)
Ice Ice Crazie
(VoodooH3)
MotherTrucker
(Albuquerque H3)
E.R.I.C.
(TBH3 / EPH3)
Just LaVerne
(SWH3)
Choco Taco
(BJH3)
Squat Twat
(DenverH3)
Grand Theft boxer
(ECH3)
Boobs Farm
(Alamogordo)
ELBOWS DEEP
(S2H3)
Hokey Tokey
(LongBeach H3)
Goo Shoe Pork
(MiHiHuHa)
Just Daisy
(MiamiH3)
Harder than a 5th grader
(EPH3)
Reverse Bogart
(W3H3)
Just Murph
(ABQH3)
Rectal Rabbi
(SPIILH3)
Touching Me Softly
(AH3)
Backside Bayou
(AlamoH3)
SnowBall White
(Alamogordo)
The Fast & Bike-urious
(FEH3)
Man Jina
(EPH3)
Scent of a Man
(Wasatch H3)
Sicilian Family Portrait
(AVLH3)
just Casey
(ABQH3)
Sex Doll Serial Killer
(BoulderH3)
A Shot or Tuah
(AlamoH3)
Bearded Clam
(jHavH3)
Butt Lite
(HCH3)
Just Jake
(ABQH3)
PBelly
(EPH3)
Ralph In The Mouth
(BJH3)
Halfpipe
(ABQH3)
My little pony keg
(California Larrik...)
Boot Scoot Nookie (BSN)
(BJH3)
Desperate Lay
(CRapidsH3)
Octopussy
(Houston)
Llama Llama Ding Dong
(ICBINMH3)
Chestnut Hermosa
(OKCW3H3)
Sweaty Nipples, Surprise!
(CTrH3)
Be A Pisser
(EPH3)
Tits Baaaaad
(SAH3)
Lock Nut Monster
(BigHumpH3)
Once upon a time in 69 ........ I was almost the 8th (or more simply just Dot)
(Albuquerque)
Halloweenie Beerdini
(Wandering Whore H3)
Created by Gin | Inspired by many