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Tex-Mex Intercourse Fiesta 2026

01/15 07:00 PM to 01/19 07:00 PM

A Hash Weekend

Cost: $100

"TEXMEX INTERCOURSE FIESTA HASH 2026"

Our biggest event of the year. Come celebrate 20+ years with us!!
It's 5 days of hashing and debauchery. Jan 15th - Jan 19th, 2026 and you're invited.
Plan your vacation ahead of time or quit your job, this is worth it.

To Register please complete and submit your payment to:
"PayPal to pinkslit_69@yahoo.com. Chose the family & friends option so we won’t get charged an extra fee."

THEME:
CIRCUS WONDERLAND!!

FRIDAY - Circus freak show: ringmaster, sexy circus performers, magicians, jugglers, acrobats, strongest man, tattooed ladies, clowns and carnies, etc

SATURDAY - Carnival! The world is a circus. Brightest and elaborate party attire!

To Register please complete and submit your payment to:
"PayPal to pinkslit_69@yahoo.com. Chose the family & friends option so we won’t get charged an extra fee."


CIRCUS WONDERLAND!!

COSTUMES / FLASH LIGHT / ANTIBIOTICS /

Location Details

Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922

Start Location TBA

Holiday Inn West El Paso

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900 Sunland Park Drive El. Paso TX 79922

Schedule of Events

7 PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, Hares: TBA Theme: keep it simple: “Blast from the Past.” Wear something, anything from a previous Tex-Mex. Anything from an old Tex-Mex T-shirt to a full costume. Hares will provide some prizes for really old or creative outfits. YELLOW CHALK


9AM- BORDER JUMPERS WILL LAY TRAIL, BJ STYLE- Bring your spare liver. Hares: Choco & Wookie – Orange Chalk
• 3 PM: Ceremonial tapping of the Keg @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 2:30-4:30 PM: Registration -El Paso H3 Harriettes will sign you in and hand you YOUR PACKAGE OF GOODIES @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 in the Small Event Room by Front Desk
• 5-6 PM: Dinner Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 6:45 -7:00 – Uhaul’s will take us to Point A of pubcrawl. If you prefer to Uber, see Point A below.
• 7:30 PM: Pubcrawl Point A –TBA: HARES: LeeRoy n Stiches & Beer Battered DRESS THEME: Blast Circus freak show: ringmaster, sexy circus performers, magicians, jugglers, acrobats, strongest man, tattooed ladies, clowns and carnies, etc...WHITE CHALK


8AM: Breakfast 8-10am - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West.
• 9-10AM: Late Registration (Wanker's Only!) Haberdashery TIME!! Shout out to Haberdashers bring your Shitty hash gear to sell!!
• 10:00 AM: Beer Mile Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. Hares: LeeRoyPINK CHALK
• 10:30 AM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. MEXico TRAIL - 10:30 SHARP! Hares for the MEXico DRUG RUN TRAIL – Hoser - You will need a valid/current passport for the Mexico Trail – GREEN CHALK
• 12:30PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. TEXAss TRAIL - 12:30 SHARP! Hares: Just Doesn't Grow - BLUE CHALK
• 6-7 PM: Dinner - Large Ballroom
• 8:30 PM: Party dance at the Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. Theme: Carnival! The world is a circus. Brightest and elaborate party attire!


8-10AM: Breakfast - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 10:00AM: Butt Scrabble- BackSide Bayou & Sperm Whale will be the sharpie ASS artists!
• Shout out to Haberdashers bring your shitty hash gear to sell!!
• 10:00AM-Draft Punk H3 – Bring your craft beers to share, a vessel, your prepped liver, and a friend. Look for details on FB.
• 11:00 AM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 THE WORLD-FAMOUS ASSHOLE TRAIL! 13-on up miles or more. Point A: Hares – Beer Battered & Spermy WHITE CHALK
• 1 :00 PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922- TURKEY TRAIL, 5-7 miles, Hares: Harder - GREEN CHALK
• 6-07 PM: The last Supper - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922


11 AM: HANGOVER TRAIL YA'LL!!! Point A - Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 Hare: E.R.I.C. & Pinky - PINK CHALK


Public Event

See the full list!

300 Hashers came

including:

Helen Keller Hand Job

Charleston Heretics H3
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Altered Boy

(BoiseH3)

Sperm Whale

Alamogordo H3
...

Lick Stick

(NomadH3)

Phlogging Poly

(NomadH3)

Faux Mo

(MemphisH3)

Wrap It Up

Memphis H3
...

Wicked Itch of the Yeast

(KissMyH3)

Worst Bottom Ever

East Bay Hash House Harriers
...

Llama Llama Ding Dong

(ICBINMH3)

Annular Fuckstuck

(ABQH3)

Kibbles ‘n Vomit

Tidewater H3
...

Kinkee Ken Klimaxer (KKK)

Lotsa Damn Shiggy Hash House Harriers
...

Be A Pisser

(EPH3)

Shame Eww

(BJH3)

Foursome and Twenty Tears Ago

Albuqerque Hash House Harriers
...

Flours for Anal Bum

(SurfCityH3)

Octopussy

(Houston)

Uncle Bondage, Esq!

Bear Bottom Hash House Harriers
...

Tomorrow Never Cums

(Alamogordo)

Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast

Salty Hampton Hash House Harriers
Spicy Pineapple

Grandpa's Next

(Wandering Whore H3)

Only Cums in a Kids Meal

(Humpin)

Spits and Dribbles

(WH3)

Sensitive New Age Nipples

(Whoreman H3)

Party Pooper

Albuqerque Hash House Harriers
...

Chum Bucket Communion

Bushwhackers H3
...

Don't Tell My Wife

Texoma H3
Shhhh!

just Casey

(ABQH3)

Scar Tissue

San Diego Humpin' H3
...

Scent of a Man

(Wasatch H3)

Hokey Tokey

(LongBeach H3)

Ghettoman

(TH3)

Pour some wookie on me

(BJH3)

Clearly not a Hooker

(SurfCityH3)

Ottoman Cumpire

(BigHumpH3)

Boujee

Bad Decisions Hash House Harriers
#BoujeeAF

Came for a Week

Tidewater H3
...

Whorechata

(ECH3)

Not Your Scissor Sister

(AlamoH3)

Grand Theft boxer

(ECH3)

Bump Her Stick Her

Austin Hash House Harriers
...

Mistress of Masochism (MOM)

(Alamogordo)

Sticky Facial

jHavelina H3
...

Shiver me titters

(Bjh3)

Dickscriminator

(EPH3)

My Precious GB

(RPH3)

KinkHerBell

(ABQH3)

Bearded Clam

(jHavH3)

Bitch dont know shit

(Palm Beach H3 (Co...)

Calendar Girl

(Lost Boobs Phoenix)

Squat Twat

(DenverH3)

Eat My Pussy

San Francisco H3
...

Grand theft auto

(Colorado Kimchi)

Queen

(EBH3)

SnowBall White

(Alamogordo)

Mr hot and ready

(EPH3)

Jennatailia

Anchorage Alaska H3
...

Alfraido Orgys

California Larrikins
...

Wrong Dong Thong

Dallas Fort-Worth
...

The Fast & Bike-urious

(FEH3)

Manshatten Project

San Antonio Hash House Harriers
Never trust a fart aft...

Daddy WarFucks

(SAH3)

Speedy Stud Bumper

(KissMyH3)

Man Jina

(EPH3)

Peters Out

Alamogordo H3
...

H2ho

(EPH3)

Nanny Pokely

(LVH3vlv)

Sex Doll Serial Killer

(BoulderH3)

Ghettoman +1

(FEH3)

Through the Looking Ass

(Larryville Hash H...)

Fur On Fur Off

(CLH3)

MotherTrucker

(Albuquerque H3)

Arkansodomy

Keep Austin Weird Hash House Harriers
...

Shitty Orgy Daycare

Tidewater H3
...

Ain’t nuthin but a horn dog

California Larrikins
...

Pussy Whipt

Wandering Whore H3
...

Epic Fail

Houston H3
In my defense, it's is...

Cameltoe Hooker

(DUHHH)

EEE-WHORE

(ABQH3)

Cum So Hard Me Die

(DenverH3)

ManAids

California Larrikins
ManAids Patch

Free My Willy

(OmahaH3)

Rotten fruit hanging

(BJH3)

Just Doesn't Grow

(EPH3)

Clamarindo

(EPH3)

Rolling in the Deep

Salty Hampton Hash House Harriers
Words aren't real!

Spring-Loaded Pussy

(OmahaH3)

Whoop Areola

Okinawa H3
...

I’d Fuck Me!

(Anchorage H3)

Sicilian Family Portrait

(AVLH3)

Vaginal Vortex

(RPH3)

Blinded by Boobs

Phoenix H3
...

Just Melissa

(BDH3)

Noname kiefer(soon to have one)

(ECH3)

Ambidickstrous

(ABQH3)

Erection ResErection

Albuqerque Hash House Harriers
...

Son of a Swinger Man

(CTrH3)

Salty Mudflaps

(EPH3)

What Wouldn't Debbie Do

Osan Bulgogi Hash House Harriers
...

E.R.I.C.

(TBH3 / EPH3)

CC-GA-Delete

Wasatch Hash House Harriers
...

Damn Jina

El Paso Hash House Harriers
...

Just Daisy

(MiamiH3)

Joystick finger fucker

(EPH3)

Beaver chaser

Big Hump H3
...

Tits Baaaaad

(SAH3)

OnomatoPREA

Downtown Wilmington H3
You're Welcome

Tijuana Donkey Fluffer

(Moon Over My Sac H3 )

I'll Pack Her

Bushwhackers H3
...

Thumper Can’t Pump Her

(EPH3)

Sweaty Nipples, Surprise!

(CTrH3)

Dick First Ass Up

East Bay Hash House Harriers
...

Pamela Gasterson

(EPH3)

Ice Ice Crazie

(VoodooH3)

Space Invader

Eugene H3
...

Betty Crotch Popper

(MosquitoH3)

Onomatopenis

Albuqerque Hash House Harriers
...

Fist Her Twice

(MosquitoH3)

McRimJob

(LAH3)

Rectal Rabbi

(SPIILH3)

Piggy Style

(ABQH3)

Backside Bayou

(AlamoH3)

Runs With No Name

Tiny Hands H3
Tiny Hands Forever!!! ...

Small in the Back Big in the Front

Survivor Hash House Harriers
...

Chestnut Hermosa

(OKCW3H3)

Leeroy & Stitches

El Paso Hash House Harriers
...

Sleazy Baked Lovin

San Antonio Hash House Harriers
...

Grandma’s Rig 2 Big

El Paso Hash House Harriers
...

Halloweenie Beerdini

(Wandering Whore H3)

Incontinent Babe Saver

(ABQH3)

Baconwrap

(EPH3)

ELBOWS DEEP

(S2H3)

Cunts Way Low

(EPH3)

Just kneel and Bob

(FTWH3)

The Quicker Picker Upper

(SAH3)

Penis blowjob star wars name

(Tulsa H3)

Look at that hole

Beaver Hole H3
...

Muddie Buttie

Tacoma H3
...

Once upon a time in 69 ........ I was almost the 8th (or more simply just Dot)

(Albuquerque)

Twatwurst

(BSH3)

4skin Felon

(EPH3)

Smearmeoff

(EPH3)

Touching Me Softly

(AH3)

Deep Throat

Texoma H3
There could be demos!

Leather Lovelips

(Wrong Way Hash Ho...)

8-Bit Dick

(Alamogordo)

Deep Chocolate

San Diego Humpin' H3
...

Taj Ma Ballz

Alamogordo H3
...

Auto Erotic Fixation

Albuqerque Hash House Harriers
...

Strap Off

Memphis H3
...

Bigger Better Faster Deeper

(Sacramento H3)

How Do You Like My Headlights NOW

(BigHumpH3)

I’d Fuck Me Too

(EPH3)

Put a Baby in Me

Vag H3
Shower Beers!!

my teacher made me cum

(Border jumper H3)

Princess labia

(Phxh3)

Mouth Queef

(Reno H3)

Mucho Mochi Sucky Sucky

Tequila y Tacos Hash House Harriettes
...

Lock Nut Monster

(BigHumpH3)

Ben Dover R My Panties Showin’

(DallasH3)

Swiper No Swiping

(TH3)

Goo Shoe Pork

(MiHiHuHa)

Gingervitis

(San Francisco H3)

Just LaVerne

(SWH3)

Skittles Colon taste the Asshole

(ABQH3)

Butt Plug FRED

(EBH3)

Desperate Lay

(CRapidsH3)

Five Angry Inches

(SFH3)

Cumming About

Larryville Hash House Harriers
...

John Wang

(EPH3)

Horny McRib

(EPH3)

Big booty hoe

(EPH3)

Swamp Gravy

DC Road Whores
Say sometimes to drugs.

Sweet Holes Alabama

jHavelina H3
...

Red Beard

Memphis H3
...

KIRBY

MEOWH3
...

Cums Thru Jesus

Charleston Heretics H3
...

Just Cruz

(Alamogordo H3 )

Halfpipe

(ABQH3)

Grand Theft Anal

(A2H3)

Sharin’ Cocks

(Alamogordo Hash H...)

Whore's Whisperer

I hash all the Denver & Boulder kennels
...

Rear Ender

(ABQH3)

Boot Scoot Nookie (BSN)

(BJH3)

Red bed redemption

(EPH3)

Butt Lite

(HCH3)

Used Rubber

(EPH3)

Mac Splatty

Coyote Ugly Hash House Harriers
...

Inappropriate

(Houston H3)

Cookies N Cum

(SFH3)

Ivan WallCum

Alamogordo Hash House Harriers
...

I don't mow lawns, I don't shovel snow, I don't do ass to mouth.

(SLUT-DH3)

Hose Handler

(EPH3)

Alley Cat

(KAW!H3)

2 Girls One Juan

(EPH3)

CAVEMAN

Albuqerque Hash House Harriers
...

G.E.I.C.O

Kiss My Hash House Harriers
...

Floppy Dicks

WaWhH3
...

FingerWave

(OmahaH3)

Choco Taco

(BJH3)

TaunTaun Poontang (aka Poonie)

Albuqerque Hash House Harriers
...

Scruffy Mc Fucky

(Colorado Kimchi)

Dungeons and Crayons

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers
...

Harder than a 5th grader

(EPH3)

FuckAble

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers
...

Piss in Puss

(WH3)

Deep in the throat of Tex Mex

(Shit show butt ho...)

Whole Lotta Cum

Albuqerque Hash House Harriers
...

Mrs. Robinson

(EPH3)

Premature hashturbation

(IEH3)

Dude Where's My Cheeto

(EPH3)

Sperm Donor

(SCH3)

Better brown than down

(KissMyH3)

The Finishing Touch

Chattanooga Choo Choo Hash House Harriers
...

Just Jake

(ABQH3)

Tantric Arachnid Cannabis Orgasm

(ABQH3)

Radioactits

Las Vegas Hash House Harriers (vlv!)
...

Shig Eating Grin

Dayton Hash House Harriers
...

Tether Heather

Alamogordo H3
...

The pickle maker

Palm Beach H3 (Corned Beef and Hurricane H3)
...

PG 6"

(ABQH3)

One-eyed Wetter

(MemphisH3)

Petrified Wood

(Moon Over My Sac H3)

Five Finger Fuck Truck

Osan Bulgogi Hash House Harriers
...

Stop, Drop, & Anal

(Alamogordo)

Remember the AlaMILF

(IWSH3)

OSAMA Bin Hashing

DC Road Whores
...

Virgin Whisperer

(OmahaH3)

Just Hayley

(ABQH3)

Just Joe

(Las Cruces H3)

Virgin Venus

(ABQH3)

goat so good

(WCH3)

Meatless Wonder

(AH3)

Stripper Lickin Good

(EPH3)

Just Murph

(ABQH3)

Seven Deadly Dwarves

(KissMyH3)

A Shot or Tuah

(AlamoH3)

I-10 Hoe

(EPH3)

Boobs Farm

(Alamogordo)

Pan tera

(EPH3)

Anal Disabilities

Alamogordo
...

PBelly

(EPH3)

Eat=mycunt2wice

(EPH3)

Bi The Numbers

(El Paso Hash Hous...)

My little pony keg

(California Larrik...)

Fuckin Spiders Man

Gentlemens Quarter H3
Master of disguise

U*Holy Mother Fluffer “Ma”

Alamogordo Hash House Harriers
“Ma” The Meatloaf!

Ralph In The Mouth

(BJH3)

Sex-O-Fence

Carsin Shitty H3
...

Breaking Vag

(ABQH3)

Turtle Dick

(MosquitoH3)

Lost and Pound

South Lake Tahoe H3 / SLuT H3
...

House Shitter

(SAH3)

Eager Beat Her

Las Cruces Hash House Harriers
...

BenWa

(DenverH3)

Beer Battered

(El Paso Hash Hous...)

Old Faithful

Mosquito Hash House Harriers
https://welltecglobal-...

McPisser

(Houston H3)

Louis L'Amour the Graveyard Whore

(KissMyH3)

Santa On Crack

( SAH3)

Froggy Style

Big Hump H3
...

DePANTSipation Proclamation

Skull & Boners H3
In luto et sanguinem b...

SofaKing

(KissMyH3)

Donut Holer

(MosquitoH3)

Oxford Coma

(Abq)

i Raq the pussy

(EPH3)

Reverse Bogart

(W3H3)

Fuck Dem Kids

Tidewater H3
...

Shitter Splitter

(Sacramento H3)

Baker’s Dozen’t

(SurfCityH3)

Chicken Bag

(Corpus Christi H3)

Shut up! I’m Sparkling!

Dallas Fort-Worth
...

Anal Sanctuary

(Tidewater H3)

Stank Ass

Corpus Christi H3
...

$3 box

Dallas Fort-Worth
...

Go Speed Racist

(Poznań H3)

Nodoz on the Big Hoes

(SWH3)

Rock Cock

(BRCH3)

Pink Slit

El Paso Hash House Harriers
...

Choir cock

(LBH3)

Cums Up Wet

(StarCityH3)

Just Bianca

(AlamoH3)

Wave humper

(EPH3)

Hon Hon Hon Titty Croissants

(LDSH3)

Evaporated MILF

(BJH3)

Pink Eye

San Diego Hash House Harriers
...

Dancing Queef

(EPH3)